Yakuza Kiwami - KAMUROCHO'S BAD ASS DADS!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2024
- A hilarious substory in Yakuza Kiwami where an interviewer stops Kiryu and tells him about one of the latest trends; "BAD-boys", where BAD stands for Bad Ass Dads and it's all the rage right now for teenagers and all the way up to elderly people. Not long after, a competition between Kiryu, Date and The Florist take place and they compete for the title of the ultimate Bad Ass Dad. Definitely one of the funniest so far, I like how it's very elaborate and takes its time which really makes the comedy in it shine brightly and it shows us funny sides of all three men.
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The moment when Date realised his daughter is into middle-aged bad guys, making both Florist and Kiryu go lennyface and Date openly disapproving, had me dying.
I just lost in When Kiryu popped his collar
@@calebcalhoun9847 Did you ever find it?
@@calebcalhoun9847 "So whats up my future father in law?"
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Just saying if they all look like Kiryu and Majima so would I
0:19 Kiryu: “Nani? Bad… boy?”
Yakuza 0 Kiryu: “WHOOOOA WHOOOAAA WE ARE BAD BOYS”
he was even singing about breaking the world while dressed up as a bad boy band with nishiki lol
4:22
That moment when you realize that the violent psycho who's been stalking you and trying to kill you was actually your real best friend all along...
That moment you realize you are 37 but the only way you can admit your gratitude towards someone's titanic work is while joking about it during some side activity
Kiwami 1 Kazzy PLS
theyre married now
It's a BDSM session.
I forgor 💀
We all need a violent psychopath that stalks and attempts to kill us for fun in our life
now that I think about it, the florist, Date-san and Kiryu-san have a 'brotherly' vibe from each other. with the Florist as the eldest, Date-san as the middle, and Kiryu-san as the youngest
I'd watch a sitcom with these 3.
"I forgot my friend's birthday one time"
I'm dead
Yeah especially a friend that really the most important to him.....
XD XD XD
I was like 'Kazuma, you jerk!' xD
Hey! That was an accident!
Maybe that's why he went evil?
Obviously Majima-san is the priority...as you literally can't go for longer than 10 minutes without him jumping out of a trashcan/out of the sewers/ambushing you from out of nowhere.
Unless he's on one of his extending smoke breaks, of course. xD
I picked that one tbh.
When I did this today, Majima actually WAS on one of his breaks, right outside that very park.
Or him pole dancing in a bikini club..... I can't help but love that guy.
Or in a Cabaret Club as Goromi.
Or making a zombie movie with the whole family and some actors
If you select "my clothes" for the first answer kiryu says "Reminds me off my stint as a business man, I caught some flack for my clothes, guess I showed him!". Yeah you showed him, he's dead, dude.
I know this is late but what is he referring to?
@@casualcouch9459 Oda, Tachibana's second in command. He's the second boss fight in 0.
@@freakinglegend3864 yeah I knew the business thing just not the guy thanks
Oda
And he's not the only one.
"I went on a rampage at a funeral" Is that bad ass or just schocking? lol 😂 That substory is pure gold!
Rockstar Vienna i picked that option before and she told me that's not badass, just rude
That's not even a substory, that's the main fucking quest.
@@NEEDbacon no its not...
I just finished this substory the other night and I must say, this is probably the best/funniest substory in the entire game!
I totally beat that one too! You're right though, that one is also pretty good. :D
Definitely, and gloating over Date and the Florist at the end tops if off. Unfortunately, I've only found clips of Kiryu comforting them.
I love the contrast in tone of the main story and the sub stories. The main story is Kiryu, all serious and full of struggles. The substories are Majima, funny, crazy, and surprisingly deep.
You are the danger
10:22 kiryu pops collar 👌🏼 👌🏼
Bad boy Kiryu got those drip 😫😫😍😳🔥
16:54 So, basically, a real man must be a bit stupid, huh? Ryuji would approve.
19:05 'a cool old guy who never seems to age' ...this is too true
“I’m looking for BAD-ass dads to interview!”
Happens across the most dangerous man in the city, also ex-Yakuza, then the man who keeps watch on every single citizen in the city and knows everything about them, and finally Date who is just pretty cool by himself honestly
Kiryu just popped his collar and Kage just went off.
16:52 I cannot BELIEVE kiryu can just admit to being a himbo. What a fucking king
10:15 I dunno why but this is the hardest I laugh in a Yakuza side story ever.
Having Goro Majima 24/7 is definitely a life goal.
To be fair I think the florist is pretty badass. And date's a pretty good dad.
The way he talks about majima as his top priority to a clueless interviewer thooo
Nice pfp
I chose to gloat them in the end and it was just hilarious how out of character Kazuma was at teasing them.
The woman said that the last person she interviewed was a man that said he makes sure to wear sunglasses at all times and it didn't matter what time of day it was...
Why do I get the feeling its someone that we know?
wait...hold on HOLY SHIT HOW DID I NOT NOTICE
wait i think i know who it is, but i'm not sure of it-
We aaarrreeee talkin about Jo, right?
@@bruhhhhg who?
Definitely Jo Amon or So Amon
that was so painful for the florist, he asked his archenemy to drink together at the end
That societal remark was on point. This substory is funny and a huge contrast to the serious main story going on when it unlocks. Still, those sentences were really on point, mentioning the others' elitism and the whole concept of "common sense" that Japan seems to take it so far.
badass, kiryu forgot his friend's birthday
By the way, If The Florist wins, rather than getting a 3 out of 10 star hand bag, You get the Wild Shirt. Just wanna let you know.
Daddy I like to Fuck 2005 award goes to... Kazuma Kiryu
iamon ahorse especially 3
Fun Fact: if you answer the first question with "My clothes", Kiryu will reference Oda
aww :( that makes me miss oda
Kiryu: *perfectly executes a dropkick*
Also Kiryu: me old :(
One of the best sub-stories in the yakuza series. Absolutely hysterical lol.
I literally just did it and had to come back. Too good lmao
Uhh Date-san, I think that's just called being a bad father...
Date puts the "bad" in bad ass dad.
Lmao I wish Majima was with them too since that Yakuza 0 Doll girl substory.
He's your ideal DILF
You gotta love how even Sega doesn't know what to man of the bromance between Kiryu and Majima that they left it ambiguous
This is my favorite side mission in this game. I’ll be a bad ass dad some day.
Godspeed, man. Godspeed
truly, the end goal for any man
10:23 Best kiryu moment in the sub-story
10:22 Alright that's it. I'm 100% Gay for Kiryu
11:01
The real reason why Nishiki break bad.
3:12 Sounds like So Amon.
Just any Amon will do just fine. And you gotta admit, those are some schwifty glasses they're always rocking
I really like Kitty’s answer at the end, pretty inspirational. Only thing that could make this even better is Majima stepping in and stealing the title lol
So, did they reference majima's style of clothing in zero with that having less common sense explanation?
kiryu takes first in a heartbeat im sorry but its true
So a dev of Yakuza said that Kiryu is a virgin even into his 40's. Meanwhile a random girl off the street is implying how much she'd like to jump his bones. Correlate this to however many female youtubers gush over Kiryu; dude should realistically be fighting off two girls per every encounter with street hooligans he has.
A substory involving these three? Epic gaming moment.
Kiryu is not even close to being a bad boy, he is the goodest of bois.
16:20 Date got fucking DESTROYED
Only Yakuza could have a side quest where three of the most pivotal characters in the story stand in a homeless encampment in the middle of the night to debate who the biggest DILF in town is
I just did this sub-story last night, incredible.
My boy Kiryu best papa
XD You were supposed to pick Majima? I knew that was the true statement but didn't think the game thought so ;)
This had me dying in the morning while playing this.
Now I want to replay this substory again
This is, in my opinion, one of the few very good substories in Kiwami, that has equal quality to the sub stories in Y0
But Date is the only one with a child, and thus the only dad. He is the true number one BAD-boy by default, because Kiryu never scores and The Florist isn't bald enough to be an NTR villain.
NTR VILLAIN WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
HAHHAHAH
@@RenShinomiya121 Where's the lie?
This was really funny, but I mean, the Florist was just spewing all his info that he took so much pride in people not knowing about. She was an interviewer and you're talking about everything you are doing? Meh.
Yup, showing off never is a cool thing.
he just really wanted that bag
10:52 that's not bad, that's sad
That's not rad
Come on Date! I know your dadication to Saya. But you just got trashed by a preatty boy host.
And Majima too.
OMG this is funny. Can't wait till it comes out on PC later
10:22 KAZUMA NO SHES 16
1:02 yo wtf, how'd they get that in to the game. Dilf hahahaha
Yakuza is rated M.
Also in the previous game you could outright watch softcore porn.
The urge to not choose i was in the joint
Substories like this are always a joy to see. It's nice to see Kiryu step away from being an ass kicking machine and act like a human being for a while. To see more of his personality than "fuck with me, and I'll beat the shit out of you", "fuck with innocent people, and I'll beat the shit out of you", and "fuck with my friends and loved ones, and I'll beat so much shit out of you that you could eat all the spiciest food in Kamurocho in one sitting and still not be able to do so much as fart."
When I played this, I remember The Florist winning :D
Yakuza 4, Feat Makoto Date, The Florist, and Kazuma Kiryu
Is no one gonna question how she got into purgatory?
Technically this is just West Park. Purgatory is the red light district down in the subway tunnel.
I chose rampaging at a funeral seems pretty bad ass to me😞
kiryu just described a himbo for the last question lmao
The best Yakuza substory
I'd vote Date over Kiryu personally. He is the definition of a bad ass Dad.
1:58 me through most of High School
The Florist is going to be the one for me, he got that real dad bod with the tummy.
I'm sorry but it don't make the rules.
went for my gut and gloated at date and florist... looks like i was right to do so
I just did this quest today lol
11:47 "among us" 👍😳
I wanna meet that dad
do they know what a dilf is-
What happens if you gloat?
Kiryu sticks it up to them and says they should learn a thing or two from him, something along those lines, then he walks away without getting one response. And then Date and Kage's dialogue to each other is exactly the same.
50000 experience points
Kiryu isnt a bad boy he a tough boy
so i'm at chapter 7 and this quest aint showing up for me. is there a prerequisite for this quest? somebody please help O_O
lol this 1 is Funny, i did today...
Nani?
A small part of me wanted Majima to just appear towards the end when she was declaring the winner and completely put her off guard. However, Majima doesn't quite qualify as a DILF.
Anybody know the name to this 14:15
Sigma male wins 👍
can date win?
Not while the florist is there, no.
11:45 amogus
I skipped this because I wanted to 100% quicker because Yakuza Remastered is coming to Xbox and I have to 100% as fast as i can before the games come out so i dont have my hands full before 6 comes out for Xbox.
i have some fucking problem with you this mission car race i don't know how to defeat the kid so did anyone tell me why my car very weak and how to get car strong 😑 ?
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Much appreciated, Kamran.
devilleon7 don't mention it, gonna help anyway I can. All thanks to the author
Kamran Dadashov Thank you ! 😣