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  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

    "Guard, I have something for you."
    "Oh boy. Oh boy. I hope it is candy. *stabbed* That is not candy."
    Still my favorite bit from this video.

  • @NintendoJoe64
    @NintendoJoe64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Blind Boy: I CAN SEE, I CAN SEE! *turns into muscular hero* I CAN FIGHT!
    That's all I could think of when he said that XD

    • @AnonymousRandomDude
      @AnonymousRandomDude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      NintendoJoe64 This movie would have been infinitely better if it had that scene!

    • @azbrowne
      @azbrowne 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      FOP reference. XD

    • @MrSolomonGaming
      @MrSolomonGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +NintendoJoe64 HAVE AT YE FIRE DEMON!

    • @sterlingfulton3414
      @sterlingfulton3414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I have a jar of dirt!

    • @MangaManiac16
      @MangaManiac16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFETIME

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Was anyone else expecting Orin to say "Excuuuuuuse me, Princess" at various points throughout the film?

  • @pleaseenteraname1103
    @pleaseenteraname1103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Man I remember watching this review the day after it came out. This is back when nostalgia critic was the GOAT.

    • @anjetto1
      @anjetto1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Introduced me to Sage though, so not all bad, in the end.

    • @chubbyninja89
      @chubbyninja89 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh, he's not so bad these days, there's just so much more competition these days, that Doug just doesn't stand out quite as much as he use to.

    • @pleaseenteraname1103
      @pleaseenteraname1103 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chubbyninja89 I don’t think he’s that bad either I just find him incredibly dull. And his videos have an over abundance of skits that are really bad, give me flashbacks of demo reel.

    • @pleaseenteraname1103
      @pleaseenteraname1103 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sweetblackblood1 I disagree. He’s not as funny as he used to be and especially the skits in his videos nowadays. Nowadays his videos are pretty much 50% skits 50% actual review.

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he does sound like a screaming goat

  • @johnalogue9832
    @johnalogue9832 8 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Remember, copyright says directly ripping off Star Wars is okay, but giving commentary on clips of a movie?! COPYRIGHT STRIKE THE MONSTERS ALREADY!

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      #WTFU

    • @the_jacobian99
      @the_jacobian99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah it's complete horseshit

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IKR WTF!!!

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If your an inventor you need to buy protection to your invention and its max 25 years.
      You make a movie (or music) and by automation without anyone looking its not a copy you will get 70 years copyright .
      Its total BS

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ProbeVoyages Star Wars is a rip off of Lord of the Rings, Wizard of Oz, and The Hidden Fortress - - by your reasoning Lucas should have been dragged into lawsuit city

  • @TheAtemAndrew
    @TheAtemAndrew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    11:50 well, seeing as the lasers are actually being deflected by her metal body, she works rather well as a shield.

    • @NekoSoren
      @NekoSoren 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      No wonder Dag wants her all over him?

    • @astropunch101
      @astropunch101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Atem Andrew a THICC shield. The kind of shield that Captain America has fantasies about to fill his fetish

    • @Serena13
      @Serena13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Booty shield

    • @ShadowDemon_4
      @ShadowDemon_4 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They don't even talk about when he tries to sell her.

  • @brianoconnell6459
    @brianoconnell6459 9 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    His first name is Dag. Last name Nabbit.

    • @mrtuvok5578
      @mrtuvok5578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahaha

    • @Shadyboyo
      @Shadyboyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just need to slowly facepalm and cry at the same time

    • @roninxninjatw1612
      @roninxninjatw1612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see what you did there!

    • @GBomb9704
      @GBomb9704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Legally Born Name : Dag Nabbit Dammit

    • @arte0021
      @arte0021 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dont get it

  • @KubatheChangeling
    @KubatheChangeling 8 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Zygon: "No, not just a robot. I am THE robot."
    My response to that: That is the dumbest line that I'd ever heard.

    • @KubatheChangeling
      @KubatheChangeling 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also, NC should've ask Linkara if he can use the clip from Patton, after he says, "God, I'm a tactical genius!"

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that's not anything to be THE about
      like be, THE devil, or THE master,
      stuff like that

    • @humangadget3629
      @humangadget3629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This line is honestly badass without context. I do not understand how they somehow made it sound dumb.

    • @justanotheronlineobserver3387
      @justanotheronlineobserver3387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right behind "all we have to do is win" from the third titanic animated movie

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am the ro-bot

  • @PhantomFandoms
    @PhantomFandoms 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "For a god named Zygon. No not that Zygon. Not that Saigon either."
    I died laughing xD

  • @thesatellite54
    @thesatellite54 8 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    So let me get this straight. Guy goes around the entire time with magical sword of destiny. Guy loses magical sword of destiny to the evil overlord. Guy realizes he has his own magical sword of destiny within him and uses it to defeat the evil overlord and restore peace to the world.
    Xenoblade Chronicles is literally a ripoff of Starchaser.

    • @thesatellite54
      @thesatellite54 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      (don't hate me I love Xenoblade)

    • @when7573
      @when7573 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Also, the beginning of this movie:
      A young teen and his village are forced to mine rocks and minerals underground, believing they will never emerge. A group of teens rebel against their leaders, and make it to the surface. The first things seen are robots with animal pieces. Oh, and both have villains ruling over all humans.
      Gurren Laggan, anyone?

    • @liopleurodon2000
      @liopleurodon2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'M REALLY FEELING IT

    • @twilightzoneseinfeld
      @twilightzoneseinfeld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MadCap I somewhat agree with that statement

    • @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96
      @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The glorious monomyth :)

  • @1simo93521
    @1simo93521 9 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Zygon getting chopped in half and falling into the pit = darth mauls death!
    Lucas ripped this film off as well!

    • @SuperGamefreak18
      @SuperGamefreak18 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Simo honestly I bet he didn't even know the movie existed

    • @cookieanon7794
      @cookieanon7794 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      SuperGamefreak18 Did anybody? Lol

    • @laserfish1409
      @laserfish1409 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      SuperGamefreak18 Not only am I pretty sure he knows this exist, I wouldn't be that surprised to learn he secretly directed it

    • @SuperGamefreak18
      @SuperGamefreak18 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laser Fish
      lol you have a point there lol

    • @PhoenixWakeStudios
      @PhoenixWakeStudios 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laser Fish StarChaser, still better sci-fi than Phantom Menace!

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Seriously? He wields the sword and you made no, "I HAVE THE POWER." joke?

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THAT'S TRUE NOSTALGIA CRITIC MISSED A GREAT HE-MAN MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE JOKE THAN AGAIN HE HATES THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE MOVIE I HOWEVER LOVE BOTH MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE AND STARCHASER

    • @rosannronchetti2035
      @rosannronchetti2035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's almost as bad as the barb wire moment

  • @wolfofthewest8019
    @wolfofthewest8019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I've never seen this movie, but at 11:16 or so when the Han Solo character picks up the robot girl, he's picking her up and carrying her because she's made of metal and thus provides armor. You can see several shots deflect off her.

    • @Trinack
      @Trinack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but why keep her if all she did was to reflect shots

    • @plisskenarmitage2075
      @plisskenarmitage2075 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Robo-booty.

    • @waltrz
      @waltrz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Toonic
      Technophilia.

  • @Tangent_Pixel
    @Tangent_Pixel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    This movie was a part of my childhood that I remember fondly.... my mother and I bonded over this movie... because we found it on a random station at midnight one night and watched the whole thing laughing at how horrible it was...

  • @xgray2012
    @xgray2012 9 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Guard, I have something for you."
    "Oh boy. Oh boy. I hope it is candy. *stabbed!!!* That is not candy."

  • @rosesred17
    @rosesred17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    13:23 I just love Doug's reaction towards certain scenes LOL

  • @nifralo2752
    @nifralo2752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This was written by Jeffery Scott who wrote the best episodes of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and is the grandson of one of the three stooges.

  • @TheDorianTube
    @TheDorianTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    11:53 He's literally deflecting lasers with her body, while you're questioning the usefulness of the action, lol.

    • @toastedmatt9387
      @toastedmatt9387 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NC is great but he's known for completely missing the point sometimes lol

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The actor who did the voice of Zygon was Anthony De Longis, whom played Blade in Masters of the Universe.

  • @nobodyfromnowwhere7510
    @nobodyfromnowwhere7510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "That's the look of a man who is about to plunder him some ass" Ok, now that was a genuine laugh

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We can't blame Dag, that's a Thicc not right there

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sonichero151are you trying to say “thot” or “bot”?
      Ohh wait this would have been before thot was invented so it’s definitely bot

  • @jamesgillam9656
    @jamesgillam9656 9 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    You know whenever nostalgia critic gives his line about nightmares it makes me think about the last thing that gave me nightmares college humors furry force

    • @blindey
      @blindey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      James Gillam What about the sequel? ;D

    • @Treyworld
      @Treyworld 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Gillam "Ugh! It smells like wet fur and sex!"

    • @blixer8384
      @blixer8384 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      blindey UUUHhdaafhdshnvvcjkgghvmnieajuh

    • @blixer8384
      @blixer8384 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DangerHillTerror UUUHhdaafhdshnvvcjkgghvmnieajuh is the sound I made when I say the sequel to FUry force *shudders* uuuhhhhhggg

    • @thewraith5465
      @thewraith5465 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The first time I saw that I never watched college humor again

  • @TufteMotorsport
    @TufteMotorsport 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    AT-ST. It got two legs.

    • @vadiminternational1948
      @vadiminternational1948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tufte Motorsport Thank you.

    • @jestermark8186
      @jestermark8186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MT Bil og Motorsport AT-ST, AT-ST (Rich Evans Red Letter Media would be proud)

    • @PickleRick91x
      @PickleRick91x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At at is the four legged?

  • @sirwilhelmh.y9749
    @sirwilhelmh.y9749 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When you dubbed the villians voice from Roger Rabbit over red eyes I nearly pissed myself at the same time cold coffee flew out my nose. Bravo, Doug!

  • @davidmaglioli7048
    @davidmaglioli7048 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Wait the scene with Orin cutting through the door, the scene where they sneak on board one of the Saigon's ships, and the scene where Orin pulls himself up from the edge of a cliff and cuts Saigon in half. George Lucas might have actually ripped off StarChaser in Episode 1, because Obi Wan and Qui Gon sneak on board a droid drop ship, and Obi Wan uses the force to pull himself up from a cliff and cuts Darth Maul in half. Did George Lucas actually see this movie, and actually like it?

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Maglioli do you think geroge Lucia would waste his time with this film

    • @WolfmanSonic
      @WolfmanSonic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Killer Kirby four words Christmas special Star Wars

  • @Heishinigami
    @Heishinigami 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    HAHAHAHAHA i lost it with the "This movie is full of CACA"

  • @Jeffrey314159
    @Jeffrey314159 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    9:55 It is a magic sword of good, it only is a weapon against evil, it cannot be used to commit murder

    • @shadowkhan1875
      @shadowkhan1875 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He cut a dude in half with it...

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shadowkhan187 The bad guys, the evil mandroids, the rampaging swamp monster, and the villain Nexus whom was an android in disguise.

    • @shadowkhan1875
      @shadowkhan1875 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OK you're right. But still fuck this movie.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, it's the master sword??

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jeffrey314159 killing bad guys is still murder, the better way to put it is the sword only kills evil things.

  • @WaspWarrior
    @WaspWarrior 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is one of my favorite episodes. I just find it so funny. Thanks for the re-upload!

  • @DasGuteMan
    @DasGuteMan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    You know that the robot shielded them from laser blasts, right? In fact it WAS convenient.

  • @HaploidCell
    @HaploidCell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    It's kinda eery how they predict the Episode 1 get-sliced-in-half-and-fall-down-an-abyss move. WTH?

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Maybe it's full circle theft where George Lucas steals from a rip off movie.

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So does that mean that guy is going to come back in a cartoon and become more fleshed out

    • @98953812
      @98953812 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      World's Finest GOD. I hope not.

    • @wiibrockster
      @wiibrockster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kyle Shea I was about to say that myself...Also he needs a brother

    • @Sm1thWessonAndMe
      @Sm1thWessonAndMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “It's like poetry, sort of. They rhyme.”

  • @brianoconnell6459
    @brianoconnell6459 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The "dramatic" reveal was hilarious for me when I watched this (in 3D no less) back in 1985. I mean... THE... VILLAIN... IS... ON... THE... POSTER!!! Same outfit and everything, without the mask.
    I mean, pot was still really popular in movie theaters in those days, but I don't think even then the short term memory loss would make you forget about seeing the poster when you bought your ticket and all.

    • @williamhiers1280
      @williamhiers1280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only one version. The other, which I think was the main one, shows him with the mask on.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    18:58 I see the Death Star plans in the background.

  • @brianoconnell6459
    @brianoconnell6459 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    One bit of pointless trivia: This was animated in South Korea, and they were the first to put out a theatrical cartoon using vector graphics printed using a pen plotter, almost a year before Disney's The Great Mouse Detective, Oliver and Company (and Little Mermaid and Lion King) did the same.
    That was pretty hot shit for the time, it would be another 3 years until Streamline Pictures exposed us to the horror that was Lensman.
    So in a sense, you have to appreciate the ambition of the studio that put this together, even by S Korean standards at the time, this was a big budget flick (I think they had Michael Ironside playing the villain, you could literally watch this and add up all the more expensive shots to tell where the budget went).
    I mean, imagine if Yellow Submarine was released today instead of 45 years ago. Everyone would be shrugging and saying "What is this, another Regular Show ripoff?".

  • @almor2445
    @almor2445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I saw this once as a kid after Star Wars and LOVED it .

  • @TravoltaMoonFan7
    @TravoltaMoonFan7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    4:00 "I am Arthur, King of the Britons"

    • @juhaniaho6698
      @juhaniaho6698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ”It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.”

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I didn't vote for you."

  • @sonicpstv2
    @sonicpstv2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    that one cyborg with the crazy eyes looks like Jinzo from Yugioh.

    • @justcoolerthenyou8926
      @justcoolerthenyou8926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah if it's mask was ripped off its face and was skinned alive

    • @kidprime6863
      @kidprime6863 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, a little bit

  • @regiman222
    @regiman222 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    11:55 Technically not-EDI's body protected them from laser blasts as they bounced right off.

    • @lortep458
      @lortep458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EDI? I think youve been playing a little too much mass effect. (Yes i know you posted that 2 years ago)

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Guard!!! I have something for you!”
    “Oh boy! Oh boy! I hope it is candy!”
    *gets stabbed*
    “That is not candy”

  • @EvanFAF
    @EvanFAF 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    21:34
    phantom menace joke opportunity missed.

  • @tekkadagger
    @tekkadagger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Orin?, Ka'ka? are you kidding me?

    • @kevinthepilgrim
      @kevinthepilgrim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luis Galvez jajajajajajaja, that's true!!!

    • @BigAL68xyz
      @BigAL68xyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ka-Kahn! Ka-Kahn!
      RRRIIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAA! (reference to Robin Williams in Robots)

    • @andresacosta4832
      @andresacosta4832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AT Productions Scientology much?

    • @gmanley1
      @gmanley1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought Orin has a D at the end of his name. So it would be Orind.

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    at 3:59, you can see the sword had a blade. then it disappears after the old guy shows up. also 14:32 it pedestery, not pedophilia

    • @Caitlin_Mitchell
      @Caitlin_Mitchell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually, it's not even pedestery. It's pederasty

    • @williamhiers1280
      @williamhiers1280 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Caitlin_Mitchell OP's point stands.

  • @taejaskudva2543
    @taejaskudva2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I remember seeing this in middle school at the drive in as a double feature with Rock and Rule, probably in 1985. At the time, I thought they were both amazing. Rewatching Starchaser, no it's not amazing, but I also didn't find myself wanting to die. It was fine. Seemed like an extended episode of a Hanna Barbera sci fi, like Herculoids or Thundarr.

  • @FabledHeroes3351
    @FabledHeroes3351 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:11 I’m not sure this was a good idea but it was pretty funny 😆 21:21 LOL Greatest use of that line

  • @JeroAstra
    @JeroAstra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    What the fuck. They even lifted the sound effects from Star Wars.

  • @Nyerguds
    @Nyerguds 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You can clearly see they were using the robot as shield though; she seemed pretty good at absorbing lasers.

  • @Otis_.
    @Otis_. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    _"You went from Star Wars to Star Whores!"_
    -Nostalgia Critic 2012

  • @NekoSoren
    @NekoSoren 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Uhm...one little thing...while the fembot is getting basicly violated and mind raped...Oren is just there staring there with such an uncaring look on his eyes XD...I mean, is this a normal thing in his mines that women get mind broken into loving someone? That's how he got his girlfriend?
    Also...how would Dag do anything with the fembot? o.o I mean she doesn't have...well...anything useful to do anything from what we see XD

    • @brodericksiz625
      @brodericksiz625 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Maybe Dag has some steel hard bollocks

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He could build her one?
      She could also use her hands and mouth.

    • @randomperson6728
      @randomperson6728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noice

    • @devincasebeer4459
      @devincasebeer4459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a robot.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought she got together with C3PO knock-off and why am I paying attention to that?

  • @ChakatStripedfur
    @ChakatStripedfur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Orin: "Who's your father?"
    Me: Don't you mean...."Who's your daddy?"

  • @danielkomarov5086
    @danielkomarov5086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hahaha Dag!!! In Australian slang, Dag is an insult which can be used insultingly but mostly affectionately to describe someone being uncool and unfashionable and completely unaware of it.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Something tells me somebody on the writing team was Australian then. 😆

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Aussie pal Leif told me that "Dag" is Aussie slang for something that hangs out of a sheep's ass.

  • @SSBBPOKEFAN
    @SSBBPOKEFAN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This is a parody of a Star Wars rip-off. Something Adult Swim would make.

    • @onemariobro
      @onemariobro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Dual wielding Kingdom Keys Wanna know something funnier? They actually did do Star Wars, in fact they did it so well that people actually considered their jokes and scenes cannon!

    • @asiabrown99
      @asiabrown99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andres Tapia You're indeed talking about Robot Chicken when they parodied Star Wars.

  • @pluslinfini4135
    @pluslinfini4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:26 !!!!!!! Pure gold 🤩

  • @GreatWonderMoose
    @GreatWonderMoose 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    11:12 Um, um, Critic? That's an AT-ST ripoff, not an AT-AT ripoff. Geez.

    • @alfeld3729
      @alfeld3729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same thing either way

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alfeld3729 no it’s not

    • @alfeld3729
      @alfeld3729 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@axelnilsson5124 Yes it is. They both have legs, they both walk, they both have lasers, and they look similar.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alfeld3729 dogs can do things humans can do would you say humans are same as dogs?

    • @alfeld3729
      @alfeld3729 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@axelnilsson5124 Touché

  • @pharaohyami5000
    @pharaohyami5000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Hey! Hey! Listen!! This movie rips Star Wars bigger than Suburban Commando!!
    Oh yeah. What's a Ka Kaa?

    • @jac_238
      @jac_238 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The soccer player?

    • @hovancheng6838
      @hovancheng6838 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shit.ca ca means shit

    • @webkilla
      @webkilla 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** If you really want to know what a Ka kaa is? Its from Scientology lingo. The whole movie was written and directed by a scilon.
      whyweprotest.net/threads/the-kha-khan-story-aka-starchaser-the-legend-of-orin.23497/
      Kha-Khan is some kind of honorific in the cult.

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      webkilla You're serious? So, was this the Church of $cientology's version of Star Wars or something?

    • @webkilla
      @webkilla 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OhioGentleman More like a veiled primer on how learning scilon vodoo can 'free you' or some bullshit.
      On the other hand, it shows how painfully obviously scilon lore looks and sounds like really shitty sci-fi

  • @Jesup1204
    @Jesup1204 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:00 ish. I actually once read some of the rough drafts for A New Hope and one draft did have Han use a stormtrooper as a human shield.

  • @SJ_RANKS
    @SJ_RANKS 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:36 the second I heard that the first words out of my mouth were “PLEASE DON’T”

  • @zeroxaproductions3367
    @zeroxaproductions3367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “New haircut? New wardrobe? Penis Enlargement?”
    -Nostalgic Critic Season 5.

  • @cjdragonemperor5374
    @cjdragonemperor5374 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:59 I’m sorry WHY?! if this was a kids movie, I bet a lot of parents stormed out with their kids in this scene

  • @bigoldinosaur
    @bigoldinosaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's scary to believe that its been 6 years since Critic and Sage did this review. How time flies.

    • @Baradagi
      @Baradagi ปีที่แล้ว

      Ten years now! Crazy innit?!

    • @Baradagi
      @Baradagi ปีที่แล้ว

      Ten years now! Crazy innit?!

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 ปีที่แล้ว

      11 years. Bro 😎

  • @matthewandrade213
    @matthewandrade213 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Critic you must review Pan

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotta sue the force a bit harder.

    • @thecrystalcrystals9242
      @thecrystalcrystals9242 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      We couldn't put him through such suffering

  • @Holy_Calamity
    @Holy_Calamity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You and Sage should do more colabs, you guys are hilarious together!

  • @SUScorporation
    @SUScorporation 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:07 "its alive!" that voice...

  • @lightpostfilms9721
    @lightpostfilms9721 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    20:10 I guess that explains the part in To BoldlyFlee where the Reviewers pretty much make the bad guys destroy their own armada.

  • @thoughtfuldevil6069
    @thoughtfuldevil6069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steve Hahn, the director, went on to create Dino-Riders.
    Impossible to unsee, once you know that.

  • @Zentron
    @Zentron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually attended the world premiere of the 3D version in Annecy Animation Festival back I'm the early 2000s, as the movie didn't actually get shown in 3D originally, they only had the Left side version of the movie distributed at the time.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was the reaction from the audience?

  • @tvmattkc
    @tvmattkc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:26 - Doug has declared Atlantic Releasing Corporation his arch nemesis

  • @lazerbeam134
    @lazerbeam134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This looks actuall kind of awesome. I love stuff like Heavy Metal and it has that feel down.

  • @CreeketsCreek
    @CreeketsCreek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:13
    The way he said "kawkat" sounded like a word that means sh*t in my language. I've never laughed harder from such a stupid thing my whole life.

    • @masque8930
      @masque8930 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your german I'm guessing?

    • @CreeketsCreek
      @CreeketsCreek 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@masque8930 i am romanian xD

  • @Thedarksenshi
    @Thedarksenshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:46
    My reaction to hearing that Angela Anaconda has a fanbase.

    • @kingsodashark2194
      @kingsodashark2194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm suprised you recognize that abomination's existence

  • @involuntaryanalysis
    @involuntaryanalysis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just saw a Kia commercial, playing Ace of Spades in the background.
    Lemme is spinning in his grave.
    .....and I just died a little on the inside.

  • @Jokaanan
    @Jokaanan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    i love all the time they spend talking about how inappropriate the butt probing thing is and not a word about how she's struggling and begging him to stop. who really gives a fuck if there's something dirty in a PG film? what's disturbing is rape being treated like a cute, funny thing in a PG film.

    • @emas2603
      @emas2603 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Jokanaan THANK YOU!

    • @ClaylandStudios
      @ClaylandStudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dude what the fuck its a sentient robot woman its rape for sure

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ^^ this. lol

    • @ClaylandStudios
      @ClaylandStudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If it's a sentient creature, capable of refusing sexual acts, which she was. how is this not rape? Thats kind of sick man

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dude it honestly doesn't fucking matter whether the robot is actually being raped or acting like it's being raped. let's say you're right, who the fuck programmed the robot to act like it's being raped?? why is having a robot programmed to act like it's being raped okay in a kids movie either???? or more to the point of my post why was there no comment on it in nostalgia critic's review?
      this isn't even entirely an ethical concern. i legitimately dont understand why you wouldn't take advantage of such an obvious source of humor/shock value in a review like this. someone put a graphic rape joke in a kids film. that's fucking absurd. let's make fun of them

  • @jasondamrau9147
    @jasondamrau9147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Of all of the crossovers Sage is probably the best at playing a role as well as critiquing a movir

  • @amberwright6918
    @amberwright6918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love it when NC does crossovers!

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    A live action remake of Star Chaser? Called Star Wars? Huh, that WOULD explain The Force Awakens....

  • @michaelgarofalo6231
    @michaelgarofalo6231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    They're planning on making a live action version. They did that it was called Star Wars! Noooooo it was called the force awakens!

    • @wellmeetagain3800
      @wellmeetagain3800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What Starchaser did you watch?

    • @JeffDoyen
      @JeffDoyen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, a live-action reboot is in the works...
      since the early 2010s.

  • @johnnymoon
    @johnnymoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anybody else notice how the ending scene with the old dudes ascending is ripped off from the dark crystal

  • @HelloChief117
    @HelloChief117 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What you do get when you combine Bennett and Doug? A White Walker.

  • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
    @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dramatic reveal was that Zygon was a robot who had lived for thousands of years and was formerly known a Nexus

  • @jake06750
    @jake06750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The animation for this movie is actually pretty cool. If the story and characters weren't such a painfully obvious ripoff of Star Wars then maybe it could have been decent.

  • @dori411
    @dori411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The button blowing up all the badguys at once is like a Doctor Who staple still being used today...

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s literally the ending of that one Dalek episode, and it was just as stupid then as it is now. Davros come on man, surely you had a better method for them than a single lever that powers them.

    • @dori411
      @dori411 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crimsondynamo615 That's also how they defeated them in their very first appearence back in the 60's Just turned off the static electricity that powered them all.

  • @thefreakmachine
    @thefreakmachine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:03 ...AND THEN THEY BANG!

  • @HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG
    @HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:21
    *FNAF and Transformers fans:* Where is the weird part of this?

    • @SpiderandMosquito
      @SpiderandMosquito 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, give us some credit. XD

  • @Chr15Andr3w
    @Chr15Andr3w 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Closed Captions for this are hilarious

  • @mrlvl3680
    @mrlvl3680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:37
    that looks like what would happen if transmutate was revived in the future and got fused with a dead carcase and a halloween mask

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I haven't seen this movie and have no intention of doing so, but I do have my own theory as to why the sword's blade is so inconsistent in regards to its functionality. I get the impression that the blade only functions when it's used with the intent of doing something heroic or anything with the end goal of doing good.

  • @joshuakruty6967
    @joshuakruty6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The funniest thing is asking if he ever finishes the cigar 😂

  • @Jeffrey314159
    @Jeffrey314159 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:20 Kah-Khan = The One

  • @OddMobileWatcher
    @OddMobileWatcher 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:00 I think they were taking the robot as a shield, which makes sense since it seems to be able to deflect lasers.

  • @cooldrop02
    @cooldrop02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The moment you realize Gurran Lagann rips off the starting point of this movie.

    • @harlannguyen4048
      @harlannguyen4048 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except that Gurran Lagann is actually pretty good and is merely homaging (not ripping off) other mecha series.

    • @cooldrop02
      @cooldrop02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know man. It even picks on most of the troupes.
      However one can't deny this the beginning almost to a T

  • @ryanschone4391
    @ryanschone4391 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love finding old nostalgia critic reviews when i think i watched em all.

  • @TeamChaotix-ff4gp
    @TeamChaotix-ff4gp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:00 What you should have said is
    "Oh my god Quan Chi."

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How can you not like Starchaser, Doug? Just enjoy it for what it is.

  • @anth636
    @anth636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I also would be surprised if the robot girl WASN'T...inspired by Yori from Tron

  • @TailsFan369no2
    @TailsFan369no2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be fair, the film oz omits the witch of the north

  • @Yanara126
    @Yanara126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This movie strangely predicted Solo... Weird...

  • @chadcastagana9181
    @chadcastagana9181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:38 The magic sword can only be used for defence againts evil, Dag isn't evil!

  • @Mondo1178
    @Mondo1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why does Dag look just like Burt Reynolds from Deliverance

  • @CaptainXJ
    @CaptainXJ ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this movie as a kid. I remember a lot about it even 30+ years later.

  • @popecorkyxxiv2363
    @popecorkyxxiv2363 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This movie really reminds me of the old movie Heavy Metal, or Rock and Rule

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pope Corky XXIV I disagree, it is more like a Ralph Bakshi film

  • @puffythedestroyer8878
    @puffythedestroyer8878 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of my soul favorites as it introduced me to bennett the sage & anime abandon!

  • @vanossfan1912
    @vanossfan1912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Freddy Got Fingered" was probably from his personal collection

  • @roiroije243
    @roiroije243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:23
    It's simple, his attack was so strong it did an AoE.