@@daridon2483 That's why you ask to do things, not ask to perform rolls. If I say, "You arrive at the town" and a player asks "Can I roll investigation?", I have no idea what you are actually trying to investigate.
@@FireLightVS I'd just have them uncover that Y inn's cook wants X ingredient, little Suzie's doll was lost yesterday, and did you hear that Farmer Jehan's wife is pregnant again. If they're not specific, then I'm gonna feed them nonspecific town gossip instead of an actual plot!
Or just give a basic outline of the town and residents. It's peaceful, people look happy, two kids are playing in the street with a tamed dog, their parents chatting as they watch on. There's a large inn on the corner and you can see a bakery across from it. Next to that is a small sale stand with a pretty girl trying to hawk handmade jewellery and an old woman is smoking a pipe whilst rocking in a chair on the porch of a nearby house. All in all, you think this place is pretty quiet and safe.
So my friends and I are playing a fully improvised, dungeon master-less campaign rn and during our second session, our barbarian was embedded into the side of a pirate ship like a looney toons character and he said, in quotes - “I’m going to roll for strength” and when we asked him why, he said “I’m going to flex all of my muscles, and we’re going to see what happens to the ship.” He rolled a 20 and the ship exploded.
@@Flammenengel1 Essentially rolling for perception or investigation in a new environment gives the player onus to make up what’s around them with some group input. One time we were at the beginning of a new arc and didn’t know where our characters were, so the guy rolled for perception and we collectively decided that the higher the roll, the more populace the environment we were in. He rolled an 18 so we decided that we were in a small bustling town. We later got chased out of that town by the mayor, a gigantic 10 foot tall muscle lady with Margaret Thatcher’s face. Great session. Everyone in the crew is really good at improv too and for whatever reason we all have a decent understanding of power scaling and not ruining the story for the sake of your character looking cool. The only minor issue is that our characters cause the conflict in most every session but it also makes it an absolute comedy goldmine. We’re currently 10 sessions in, and because we’ve recorded every session we actually have it as a podcast: @MadnessAndMayhem
My character whom also has a bard class in his build SOMEHOW has 4 wives. 2 of which are gods and 1 of which is the daughter of the beings of creation and destruction. Why? Because somehow this dude apparently can convince people that him walking into danger and trying to talk people out of killing one another is apparently sexy as hell to the point of pursuing him and agreeing to share him. 🙄
I had a bard once convince the main bad guy to kill his entire army, give the other players all of his power, and go live as a hermit(I wasn't DM at the time) Bards are overpowered
We were on a rescue mission and the guy who sent us was like are they okay and the bard decided to joke and say they weren’t and she rolled a 20 for deception so we accidentally convinced this guy that his friends died and he passed out
We were all battling a Lich. Two members were bloodied and it was clear that we just had a matter of 2-3 turns before wiped. Out of character; we pulled up a prayer to the dice gods and said it all together in character. The dice rolled…. Crit We celebrated like we just won some major sports championship. The Lich was declared bloodied by the DM. We ended up barely surviving that session, but we won.
I was the dragonborn in my party and the leader of the team, they always leave me trapped in some sort of contraption and just coming back realizing they need my lock picking skills.
I'm a dragonborn and live in a keg from which I only emerge to fight and shoot lightning at our attackers. I am the mounted turret on the back of Shrek (one of our party's characters.)
And the friendship bracelet to top it all off. Imagine an ancient demonic fiend glaring maliciously at you but you look at its wrist and it’s got one of those half-heart charms.
Someone threw a duck at cthulu, rolled a nat 20. DM decided that it would do 6d6 damage. It was named the combat duck. Later, I rolled to find the combat duck again, and I rolled a nat 20
"This god here? She created the world, the universe, hell multiple universes! I shagged her after two bottles of ale last night. She sneezed in bed, blew up a star, let me tell you."
“I roll to pet the dog” Nat20 “You pet the dog so well, every dog in the world now knows your name, the dog is so happy he walks away sits down, and dies, because there is nothing left as good as your pets”
Plot Twist: The dog didn't die, it just Ascended and became a Demi-Deity due to it's shear unimaginable Perfect moment of Joy and Happiness... It had the Ultimate Joygasm... It only LOOKS dead because it doesn't need that flawed, Mortal Flesh anymore... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
WHY???!! WHY MUST YOU DO THAT??? WHY is the story about punting a child so funny but the wholesome story about petting the dog so sad? You are a sick evil person. No points for you
My friend took two weeks to write a chunk of a script for a campaign that was supposed to last a few sessions and my bard rolled a nat 20 persuading a water serpent to let us by, completely ignoring all of her hard work
"I want to build a helicopter" "Out of what?" "Idk, coconuts and bamboo" "Roll 2 twenties and I'll allow it" *proceeds to roll two twenties* *dm is pissed*
The DM needs to have the Gods inflict Karma on this guy. His name is now Professor and his nemesis is now Gilligan. Failing that, he's now built a toy model helicopter to give to a child. Never said it had to be a working model or full size!
My friend was a druid and she turned into a horse and we all forgot about it. She wanted to climb a tree and she rolled nat 20 and climbed a tree doing two backflips. After sitting on the top of the tree she reminded our DM that she is a horse. it was 3 years ago but we still burst out laughing when someone reminds it
I got an idea so good that I didn't even need to say it and got the enemy rats in our team They are now named the Michaels and the big rat is the Micycle
In a boss fight: “I ask the boss to give me his weapon” “Roll persuasion” Nat 20 Boss: “aight here you go” “I ask if I can have his other weapon” Nat 20 Boss: “If you say so”
Honestly as a DM that would not work. People forget that nat20=automatic success is a rule for attack rolls and saving throws, NOT skill checks. No, your level one monk does not have 5% chance to walk on clouds ffs
@@SebastienPatriote A lot of newbie, and even a fair amount of old time, DM's make this mistake. It usually comes from a misunderstanding of the nat 20 rule for attacks/saves, where it gets applied to all rolls. Then people see this used by others, and never think to question it. It's morphed into a weird house rule that makes them an auto-success. It reminds me of monopoly, where literally half the people who play it actually aren't playing it correctly. Which isn't a problem if people are having fun. But like the auto-success in D&D, the monopoly house rules break the game. But despite this, people get upset when you try to correct it. Lol
I had a barbarian fire genasi, whilst he was a powerhouse, his intelligence was like 4 or 5, I wanted him to have a job at a tavern. So my guy applies for the job, only problem being is that he had to sign his name, my whole party started chuckling because they knew my character could barely read because of his intelligence, yet alone write, anyways I had to role to see if I could actually write his signature and got a nat 20. That caused an uproar of laughter among us just at the thought of this character who is at the same reading level as a toddler yet writes in the most elegant manor
I remember a story with a dwarf who fell off a cliff, and decided to just flail his arms, because what else could he do? He rolled 2 nat 20s in a row, so the party watched in awe as a dwarf in heavy armor flew above the party by waving he arms really fucking hard.
@@elijahmanaghaya6038 wait Im confused why do you need game stores I just draw a map, print th- order the player handbook and use the rpg dice roller app. I mean its corona now so you cant anyway, but yeah its easy to adapt really.
Leaving after stealth mission: Rogue: I acrobatics out the window... Nat 20! DM: You jump out in a way where you do several spins mid-air and as you elegantly touch the ground outside, you strike a badass pose. Rogue: “Whoa! Guys! Did you see that??” DM: You’re still invisible from the spell you cast earlier. No one saw it. Rogue: ...I shed a single tear.
Ngl my friend was playing a ranger/rogue and went for expertise in acrobatics just to do these cool stunts. There were several moments when he did something awesome and NOBODY was looking. He was so sad...i as a DM was crying out of laughter xD.
I was playing as a cleric and I used the command spell, saying "poop" at some necromancer. I then rolled a nat 20, causing him to crap his pants so hard he commanded all of his zombies to crap themselves as well.
Walking into a undead giants crypt a voice spoke to us saying "what is my name?" And I (completely delirious after a long week) shot up finger guns and said "Johnny bravo" its worth mentioning that i was playing as basically a sentient golem with a charisma of 7, and when my DM asked me for a bluff check, i rolled a natty 20, and the undead disappeared, it turns out that that undead couldnt pass on until he knew his name, and i had just somehow convinced him that his name was Johnny Bravo One of my most loved and hated ttrpg moments
(Not gonna be entirely correct because Google translate has flaws but best i could do) 私はレベル3の吟遊詩人です Watashi wa reberu 3 no gin'yūshijindesu I am a level 3 bard who convinced an abyssal god to date him
I once rolled a nat 20 to jokingly “cringe out of existence” and I had to re-roll a new character 😂 also, a party member rolled a nat 20 to “eat the ass” of an ‘NPC’ which we later realized was actually a party member who was a changeling.
I had a character built (rogue) that i had doing flips and shit with dual blades to slice the fuck outta people. I even had a catch phrase that i had to roll my 6 side for, and depending on the level of the six, changed the inflection of how i said it. The phrase? "I'm damn sexy."
My bard had this power: to turn sticks to snakes, he was a yuan-ti, so it usually worked out pretty well. We were in a dungeon in an island palace, he casted sticks to snakes to escape the wooden bars, except he rolled a nat 20 and ended up turning half of the castle into a writhing mass of his serpent army. They wrecked havoc on the island towns, killing most of the citizens. We managed to escape on a stolen boat. It was hilarious
There's actually a real life island that is filled with venomous snakes. Stories say that pirates buried their treasure there, and bred many snakes there so no one would ever think of trying to go there.
I was DM for a bunch of new players when this happened. "You're lost in the forest and don't know the way back to town, what do you do?" *Barbarian looks at list of skills to see what he's best at* "I roll to intimidate" "Wait.... how's that w-" "Natural 20" "..." "..." "you find a rock on the ground and yell at it so hard the echolocation bounces off of it in a way that you find town a dozen miles thataway" "Damn Straight" -Gunther the Barbarian with a penguin mini.
This was a "writing exercise" on Twitter, not a proper game, but the prompter said I had to be a dwarf and travel through some suspicious places. So naturally, I headed to the tavern to down DWARVEN ALE and seek TRAVEL COMPANIONS. I rolled low and ended up drunk with a blind guy and his pet turtle. Naturally, bandits accosted us and there wasn't much I could do about it. I started doing a DWARFISH JIG, but the bandits just laughed. Then my dwarf realized he had to puke, so I had him holler something about being a victim of a puking plague before vomiting in self-defense. After three crappy rolls, THAT I got a natural twenty on. My dwarf's puke demolished everything in its path, melting steel and bone. Kudos to the guy who wrote the prompt for interpreting a natural 20 on puking, since I had initially only been thinking to use it as a bluff, and he turned it into a lethal weapon.
I love when he doesn’t edit out the laughing so many narration channels edit out those little bits of unscripted personality and it really makes the channel amazing
Well I'm glad you like that! I'm a voice actor by profession (so I'll always edit audio and tweak it and do what I can to make it sound good etc), but.. I'm a nerdy guy by heart. If I chuckle my ass off or cry to a story or anything - yall get to hear it.
Brian Vaughn yeah that’s what I mean it’s refreshing to hear someone who actually shows emotion than just reading a script. Really glad I found this channel keep up the great videos!
One of my friends was a dwarf with very little intelligence and 20 strength and no arms. He got a nat 20 and clapped his thighs together with such force he ended the universe as we knew it, created a new universe and ascended to God hood. Now all of our characters worship the Dwarven God of Thighs.
The paladin in the party had a really high charisma bonus. So the party walks into a restaurant trying to get some items and food, the waiter walks up to them and asks them what they want, they order and it’s pretty expensive, so the Paladin then says that he wants to rizz up the waitress for a deal, he rolls a nat 20, they get the deal and the cost is one gold, it was the funniest shit ever
Story a friend told me: There was a universe-bomb. Once it exploded, the whole universe would be destroyed and the campaign ended. At the moment of the explosion, the rogue asked if he could dodge the universe-ending explosion. DM: Ok roll 3 consecutive nat 20s and you'll dodge it Rogue: *Rolls 3 nat 20s* dude dodged the end of times
You witness the end of time, the rebirth of the universe, the first star, the creation of Sol, earth, and humans. You even witness the birth of the rest of the party. Yes, you all get your sheets back, get ready for the grand reset!
The legend of Brolaire is my favorite, the guy who consistently rolled D20s on absurd intimidate checks, including intimidating a falling, burning roof into changing its mind and deciding that it would rather defy the laws of gravity and causality than get on Brolaire's bad side.
That Sunday tea time is such a wholesome thing to imagine exist in an alternate world out there. Love her soul, and she's a rogue of all people. Would love that in a movie somewhere.
Well, Bards are the embodiment of “music playing hookers”, since Charisma is usually rather high, and it’s hard to imagine a bard without thinking “Oh my~” being accompanied in their speech
We were camping in a forest Monk: does intimidation check on the forest *rolls nat 20* Dm: *laughs ”You hear heavy steps getting further and further away” Apparently there was going to be an encounter in the forest with a big monster but he accidentaly scared it away while doing an intimidation check on the forest as a joke and rolling nat 20..
@@acethepacifist1041 tbf, most DMs also reward with exp if an encounter is avoided by clever thinking But I don't know if this counts as clever thinking
I read a story once about somebody who got a ridiculously high intimidate skill... Lock won't open? Intimidate it! Building collapsing? Intimidate it into rebuilding itself! Party screwed up and did totally the wrong thing? Intimidate TIME into resetting, so they can try again.
I think my highlight as a player was the time my Kenku monk punched the water so hard he somehow intimidated Poseidon himself into stopping a storm that wouldve damaged the psrties boat
“He wants half your prize money if he helps you.” “Can I offer him a nice spoon?” ...”roll persuasion” (Rolls a 20) “Alright he takes a wooden spoon and thanks you for your generosity.”
This happened to my sibling: for some context, their character was a six year old child and they were fighting a large demonic entity. They asked to befriend the demon. *rolls nat20* demon fricking explodes because demon + friendship = explosions apparently
I HAVE ONE LIKE THIS Every time one of our party members tries to rizz an npc, they always roll a nat 20. To keep this tradition alive the last time I tried to rizz up the freaking orc king my DM kept giving me inspiration by the other 7 times someone rolled a nat 20 on a Yeti, Hag, party members homophobic older brother, A GOD, a lich, and a couple things I can’t remember. I finally passed with a 19 plus my bonus. Funniest crap ever.
Funniest nat 20 I ever rolled was a joke to get someone who wasn't in the game to shut up. I rolled "to skip dialogue" and rolled a nat 20, thus forcing the person to shut up
One time, I was fighting a dire wolf and said, "I say uwu so it loses it's faith in humanity" and got a nat 20 . . . The dire wolf curled up into a ball and cried as we whoop it.
Was playing D&D with some friends. Naturally, my character hates alcohol and booze. So my sister says- "Can I roll to spike his milk?" She rolls a nat 20, and my character drinks it down, not suspecting a thing. Turns out it had Dwarven Beer in it.... Love you too sis.
Once had a campaign where someone got access to a wish spell, we were lvl 4 iirc it was a card deck or ring. That person used it to kill everyone associated with the death of her family, her family was killed during a religious crusade, the DM decided to make her roll. Nat20, every god of their reality immediately dead. The DM ended the session to rewrite the campaign.
The first time my buddy’s and I ever played DnD. Our fighter wanted to make an investigation check on a tree. Rolled a Nat 20 and saw everything, and I don’t mean the thing he was looking for, I mean each groove in the bark. Every cell that made up the tree. Every atom that formed our universe. What legends were true and which were tall tales, which electrical currents sparked joy and depression within everyone’s brains. Every room within the dungeon we were looking for, and the treasures they held. The main antagonist, the future outcomes of our characters, every other realm and their secrets. For 5 seconds, he was a god that knew everything. Then he had a seizure and and took 1 D10 psychic damage and fell unconscious with no recollection of what happened.
I appreciate that a lot Jon. As a voice actor I'm always trying to dabble in new things and to make my voice sound as pleasing as possible to the masses. Especially when someone gets some demi-god asses.
Not Dungeons and Dragons, but World of Darkness. I was playing a Mage character that was only good at two kinds of magic - Death and Time. Time magic in WoD is basically your haste and slow spells. I maxed out my skill in Time magic because it was super cool, and found a work around that let me cast multiple instances of the same basic haste spell, tripling my speed each time I cast it. At the end, I was moving a third of the speed of light. The GM made a new type of damage - Splat damage. If any part of your body takes a single point of splat damage, it's blown apart/torn from your body. As for Death magic, I only had one spell, the basic Hand of Death spell. It instantly killed anything, but only of you met certain conditions - namely that you had to have advantage and a nat. 20. The party was going through this insane dungeon full of Death Monsters and Death Cultists, and as we reached the final floor, I decided to finally use all of my spell slots. I achieved my max speed (again, a third the speed of light) and bolted into the final chamber, where the Death Cultists were in the middle of summoning the God of Death. He was climbing up out of a portal on the floor, occupied by his climb. I realized that, because I was unseen by the God of Death, I had my one chance to GO FOR IT. I ran up to the God of Death as he was reaching up to grab a Cultist, and I cast Hand of Death. I nat. 20'd, and blew my own arm off in the process. But because I had advantage and I got the nat. 20, I killed the God of Death with his own spell. GM was so mad, the God of Death was going to be the BBEG and I totally derailed the campaign. Better, I couldn't stop laughing because the GM wanted me to bleed to death and I was like "how? Death is dead, so who's gonna make me stop living??" In the end, the GM ended up making my character take up the Mantle of Death and become the new God of Death. My PC became another campaign's BBEG lol
I witnessed this on stream: Group of heroes goes near the gate to the small town with a few guards protecting it. They did a lot of illegal stuff (so much for heroism and noble spirit) and were actually wanted. Mage: I cast a fireball to the guards! DM: ... You sure? K, roll *nat 20* DM: You cast a giant meteor. The town explodes. Your party stands near smoking ruins
At the beginning of one campaign, a character betrayed me and left me for dead. i survived and the spear that was used for the attempt on my life, i kept. As we went through the story i became laser focus on hunting this guy down, even carved his name on the spear (it was broken, only the tip and a bit of wood on it remained). Upon our arrival to face him, i kick the door in, yell his name and throw the spear. Nat 20, DM asks to roll again (we had insta kill rules, it was D&D 3.5) nat 20. I one shot the main villain.
(Describing the surroundings) “-and there’s a bird on a tree nearby” “I call the bird down using my talk to small beasts” “Make a persuasion check” NAT 20 “I ask it where the town is” “It turns its head left” “I ask it if it wants to come with me” “Roll for persuasion” NAT 20 That bird became a companion for the rest of the campaign
we encountered a big ass bear and I sang to lure it away. I rolled a nat 20 and i sung so fucking well the goddess of song and music appeared form the fucking heavens
As soon as the video started i said: "Good lord there's gonna be a lot of Bards on this list." Low and behold the first one was a bard seducing a celestial being.
This happened during my first campaign and our DM was having a secret cult of assassins that held a really powerful magical item, which was our main goal to retrieve to defeat the BBEG but we didn't knew where they hide it or who was said BBEG. So my party and I decided to go to a tavern and try to get some info on where said powerful item could be and who the BBEG was, DM told us we wouldn't find much but an encounter with a female scout of the cult at level 6 and we were just starting that campaign at level 1. Our bard tried to seduce her but rolled a 5 and got kicked into a table, barely conscious, so it was my turn. My character was a Chaotic Good, Tiefling Sorcerer named Karzath so I just tried to seduce her as an excuse to being a Tiefling. (Note: the DM plan was that the scout would leave all of us injured, but not kill us to make an escape. He told me this after we ended the session) Me: Uhh, I roll to seduce her... DM: Sure, roll for it. But she is aware that the bard tried the same so you'll need a 17 or higher. Me: *rolls nat 20* DM: Oh, ok. You successfully seduced the scout using your demonic features and now she has completely fallen for you. What do you do? Me: I take her to a room to have a "fun" time and get some info from her about the cult. Rest of the party: *holding the laugh* DM: Roll again. Me: *nat 20* Rest of the party: *bursts out in laughter* DM: Ok...You lead the scout into a private room of the tavern, there she'll tell you all you want to know in exchange for your Demon D. Roll Constitution Save Me: Why? DM: Just do it. Me: Ok... *rolls 14* DM: So...After the "action", she offers to take you all where she trained so she'll join your party. Also, she's pregnant. Congrats Karzath Veteran Bard: I'm so proud of you
I imagine it as they find him and in frustration someone yells oh go deep throat a tree then they actually decide to roll for it and bam tree deepthroated
I was doing a dnd campaign, and the one of the players seduced a goblin and convinced it to join the party. They then accidentally killed the goblin trying to hug it. They rolled for a revival spell, got a nat 20
One time a while back we were fight the BBEG, but my character realized said BBEG was REALLY hot, and so used hands of healing with a bat 20 to b!tch slap him back from the dead and to full health. Then took the souls of the rest of the party to prove a point, and charged them all ten electrum for ownership of their souls.
The funniest "nat 20" moment i had was being a player, not a DM. It happen when my barbarien friend tryed to find the way back, being inside a strange carvern. He had to remind the path, but he had problem with his intelligence, having disadvantege most of the times. The barbarian throw the dices, and everybody was so suprise seeing the impossible, the barbarian had throw two natural 20. When we see this, we start to imagine the barbarian opening the third eye, seeing the universe in totallity.
I just imagine the first nat 20 was to casually walk through the walls like a drill and the other nat 20 is just him randomly going in the right direction of the exit.
For me: I was DMing for the first time with a new group of people. The party came across a child that was unsupervised. Barbarian: "can I kick it" Me: "I guess. Roll for it" He rolled for a nat 20. The child was punted into the sun.
My funniest Nat 20 moment, funnily enough, was probably the first one ever. In our first DND campaign where I served as Dungeon Master, very early on in the game, we had an event where the campsite was attacked by a bandit who went off with some of the group's stuff. Only two party members were awake to catch him, which were our bard and our paladin. They were able to catch up and combat began, and during the first turn, the paladin asked me what the thief had actually stolen. Before I could answer, our other teammate who was still back at the camp replied with "a single apple" The guy then proceeded to throw his dice so hard it bounced off the table, onto the wall, and somehow perfectly onto a small shelf in the corner...landing on a Nat 20. The paladin then proceeded to do a shit ton of damage to the thief, killed it in a single hit. We remember that very fondly
Me, a rogue: *walks into an inn with a bloodied and bruised doppelgänger that I’ve kidnapped and want to question* Innkeeper: 😨 Me: *rolls for a bluff check* Me: 20! Me: “Yeah, this is my date.” Innkeeper: “You kids have fun then!”
More on the dumb side, but our DM threw some of those 5e frost wolves or whatever at us (not realizing they had breath weapons when he designed the encounter, which almost resulted in a TPK). One turn we all got hit by the frost breath, but 3/5 of us rolled nat 20s (Dave: "I rolled a nat 20!" then, Tim: " *I* rolled a nat 20!" then, Me: "{proudly} NAT 20!"). The DM was doubled over with laughter. It was a good time and like my third session after 4 years of no D&D.
So the thing about rolling three nat 20s in a row is that’s it’s so improbable that there was probably some actual divine intervention happening above table 😂
I was playing D&D with my friends, and they came across a copper dragon in the mountains. I asked them what they wanted to do and they said to tame it. They rolled a natural 20. They are now flying in the sky on their massive copper dragon called Felipe.
My party was having a conversation with the final boss cuz it was part of the lore. So... The barbarian (that has bonus in strength) sad: "I throw a rock on him." I sad: "There is no rock around." "I punch the groung." "For what?" "To get a rock" *The barbarian gets a nat 20 and get the rock "Now what?" "I throw it on him" "IT WOULD GET ANGRY AND KILL YOU" "I'LL FREAKING DO IT" *he gets a nat 20 and kills the final boss in the first 30 minutes of the game. *HE FREAKING KILLED AN ANCIENT GOD, SLAYER OF GALAXIES, DICTATOR OF THE UNIVERSE THROWING A ROCK INTO THE THING'S NECH*
One time in DnD my character had bubble wrap around my head so I rolled Constitution and got natural 20. My character breathed so hard he made holes in the bubble wrap. I'm so proud
My most favorite one is one of my very first DnD session. Our party had taken up a bounty we found on a wanted board set in our fist local village we stopped at, it was to take out a nearby bandit outpost messing with the town. when we found the fort and approached. The fort was in a clearing surrounded by a forest. Me and my party were discussing the best way to take this out, 1 member said stealth, another said take them with range and distractions. When I was busy try to come up with a plan as well my other team member says "you should through a tree at it." (Some context both me and this teammate are Dragonborn Class so pretty tall and bulky. I looked at him dead in the eye and smiled big with a glint in my eye and we both turned to our Dungan master. Smiling he said " go for it, but just so you know because of how you are lvl 1 and no magical items yet. You need to roll a d100 and get pretty high". I rolled a 97! So my charter with a random hulking strength rips this huge oak tree right out of the ground roots and all and hurls it at the fort demolishing half of it! Right then and their we knew this was going to be an amazing run!
DM at the very start of the campaign: you begin your journey in a stable, both -character- and -other character- dismount their horses. The stable is very busy, merchants and horses are everywhere. You need to see the town treasurer regarding-* My friend, cutting off DM I attempt to eat the nearest horse. Dm: what? Friend: horse. I’m going to eat it *nat 20* Dm: you swallow the horse whole, in one huge gulp. The bustling of the stable stops, and everyone looks at you in disgust. The lawkeepers at the entrance begin to approach you...
What the hell was he rolling for? Your GM sounds like a moron. Natural 20 doesn't mean auto-success. Loads of idiots in this comments threat seem unaware of that.
@@30noir It doesn't, but most of the casual community tends to act like it does because it's much more enjoyable and creates great, funny instants like these.
Context: DM introduced a sort of creature-masher that we could have one free use for. My party members chose dragons and wolves and such to mix together, but I chose an axolotl and a moth. Why? Because it's a lil cutie, and I also wanted to use it for sneak attacks after enchanting it with some abilities. We encounter a tiger afterward. Me: Can I use my mothxolotl? DM: Yeah sure, but I don't think it will do much Me: Bet, *d20*' Mothxolot gracefully flutters over, gently lands on the tiger's shoulder, and the tiger's head explodes from the sheer power of the mothxolotl. The entire party just lost it
My very first game of DND I was playing a very unique class: a human fighter. The dm introduced my character as a guy on the side of the road. The group wanted to introduce me to combat so we had a few sparring matches. A 5th level warlock challenged my 1st level fighter to a battle. Before my character accepted the fight he punched the warlock in the face. Nat 20 to hit. The dm ruled that the unexpected crit knocked out the warlock. So that was fun
@No yeah like, how is that fair? Already considering that warlocks at 5 get 3rd level spell slots to cast fucking Hadar and fighters get "i attack two", take that away and you have a fucking regular town guard
The word "Yeet" was forbidden as the DM was tired of hearing the same meme over and over again. 3 seconds into the game, everyone shouts "yeet" and gets killed in an unlikely meteor shower. Surprisingly, everyone in the party rolls a nat 20 and the DM is forced to tell the party that their power of memes was so strong that even God himself had to back off.
hey finally something I can give my own story: So I played a no-nonsense Rogue who ended up chased by some common thieves and I ended up going in what essentially was a Karaoke bar..... my DM is weird, k? and hiding in the crowd didn't work that well as the crowd basically forced me on-stage.... I went with it expecting to fail the performance check. Natural 20..... And this is the story of how I embraced the nonsense and made my Rogue into a Pop Idol since she discovered a singing talent she never knew she had.
So, my players were in a tavern. Two of them were having a battle of the music, one of them were staring at a wall, one of them was trying to steal alcohol, and one of them rolled a nat 20 of juggling their shoes. They were so good at juggling that the whole party just turned toward them
@proud hufflepuff So you are one of THOSE people, I get that Skyrim is funny and you can do that sometimes. But I grit my teeth so hard I feel like my teeth could shatter when people continuously compare D&D and Skyrim
A goblin with a big shield in front of him charges towards you, what are you going to do? Warrior: I'm gonna throw a banana peal at him *rolls a nat 20 You throw this banana peal with such gracefulness that no one has ever seen before, it lands perfectly under his feet. Goblin falls and hits a rock on the ground so hard he instantly dies Wizard: the fuck
This unfortunately came out of the game but one of my players was complaining about never having rolled a nat 20 so I looked at him and said “oh there’s a trick to it, watch this” and I took my dice and rolled it around in my hands before rolling it into the dice tray as a 20.
So. I played one game in my life, but this is pretty funny. We came across an orc. Everyone was trying to fight it and was losing. My turn. I'm a bard. Me: Can I keep it as a pet? DM: *Sigh* You have a spell that enables you to do that but you have to roll really high- Me: 20. We proceeded to have it follow us around totally destroying everything we encountered. I had an orc that acted like a Minecraft wolf.
I had a character befriend an orc by beating him in a drinking contest. The orc was so impressed that he became an unofficial sidekick. I still don't know how our 5'1 human monk managed to best a 6'8 orc in a drinking contest, but you know...
One of my players rolled a nat 20 and convinced an entire Temple of Loth that the high priestess was going to betray Loth and was planning to kill them. They did not take that well. I spent a few days on that boss, only for over 30 pissed off Drow to overwelm her instantly.
I was about to knock on the door of a shack, when the DM says *jokingly* strength check, ofc I do, I roll a nat 20, me and the DM start dying with laughter DM: you knock on the door so hard, the door flies off its hinges hits the resident in the face, knocks it out, and leaves a door shaped hole on the opposite wall. funniest dnd moment I've had
This happened back in the late 90's, during an AD&D game. I was playing a thief (that's what the rogue class was called back then). I can't remember what race I was playing, one of the smaller ones. Our party walks into a town and, like any stereotypical D&D group of adventurers do, we go into the nearest tavern. Turns out the town was holding their annual Slapping Tournament at the tavern that night, so our human female fighter with 18 strength decides to enter, while the rest of us get drunk off our asses. And because we're a party of adventurers who are all around level 10 and most of the npcs participating are, well, villagers, our 18-STR fighter lady slaps them all to concussions, all the wsy to the finals, where she faces the reigning champion. And then she proceeds to slap him so hard with a natural 17 that he loses 3 teeth. Former reigning champion throws a hissy fit after being defeated by a woman, and soon enough, the entire tavern errupts into a bar brawl between those that agreed with him, and those that thought he was a sore loser. My thief is sitting there, minding her own business, drinking mead and picking the occasional pocket, until some dude grabs hers and launches her over his head at another guy across the room (I rolled and failed a check to evade that first guy). Once my character is back on her feet, my DM lets me retaliate against the guy, so I tell him "I'm going to yell some drunken obscenities at the guy that used me as a projectile and throw my dagger straight at him". "Are you aiming at any body part in particular?" he asks me. "Nah, just at him, straight ahead." So I roll a nat 20. My DM doesn't even tell me to roll at disadvantage due to my character being drunk. He just laughs. Remember my character is one of the smaller races. She's 3 feet tall at most. So what happened, my DM says, was that I threw my dagger right at that guy's dong. And that's how we got banned from that town, but as far as we knew, they also stopped having their annual slapping contest after this incident, so our fighter lady is still technically the reigning champion, and the entire party kept introducing my character as "Sephrine the Vasectomizer" the rest of the campaign.
We encountered a group of kobolds and I rolled to intimidate one (I was a Dragonborn who had a mean death stare as part of his background lol). I rolled a nat20, causing a kobold to crap his pants so hard he shot himself into orbit 🤣
One time we were about to fight the kraken in D&D. Someone asked “can I convince them to come out to their parents as gay?” The dm said he’d only let it happen if they rolled a nat 20 on the first try. They did. After that the same one who convinced the kraken to come out as gay also rolled a nat 20 to suduce the kraken. So yeah that was something.
just preparing to fight an awful creature so large you can't see the top of its head and then it hears a tiny voice say you should come out to your parents and then the kraken decides the ants are right
i did that before.... (i cant remember with what creatur for the life of me though- we named him peter and i cant stop laughing anytime i hear the name)
Recently played for the first time We went into the city that was controlled by some "Red hoods", but we paid it no mind. During the day we were gathering info, including about them. In the evening we went to the bar to talk about what we have learned and to create a plan for our next adventure, since we couldn't find the guy who gave us the original quest. A group of 3 drunk Red Hoods walks into the bar and we're just sitting at the table, looking at them, which they didn't like. The biggest guy comes to my character, since my character is a soldier and is the biggest out of our group: "Whatcha looking at? Are you too big, huh!?" I rolled for intimidation, got 20 and we burst out laughing. DM tried to come up with a response while trying not to die laughing: "Your size and glance shocks the man so much that he gets startled, backs off, drunkenly trips over a table leg, falls and gets knocked out"
My party... convinced the villain to help them with SIDE SHIT, and then the villain joined their party and they pretty much converted an evil wizard to do good
"ur in a town"
"roll for investigation"
nat 20
"it's a town"
What an incredible and creative DM
@@daridon2483 That's why you ask to do things, not ask to perform rolls. If I say, "You arrive at the town" and a player asks "Can I roll investigation?", I have no idea what you are actually trying to investigate.
FirelightFS this
@@FireLightVS I'd just have them uncover that Y inn's cook wants X ingredient, little Suzie's doll was lost yesterday, and did you hear that Farmer Jehan's wife is pregnant again. If they're not specific, then I'm gonna feed them nonspecific town gossip instead of an actual plot!
Or just give a basic outline of the town and residents. It's peaceful, people look happy, two kids are playing in the street with a tamed dog, their parents chatting as they watch on. There's a large inn on the corner and you can see a bakery across from it. Next to that is a small sale stand with a pretty girl trying to hawk handmade jewellery and an old woman is smoking a pipe whilst rocking in a chair on the porch of a nearby house. All in all, you think this place is pretty quiet and safe.
NPC: "Get out of my house!"
Rouge: "This is my house"
*rolls nat 20 in persausion*
This would be me...well, a 20 or a 1, kinda how my luck rolls.
anonymouse14 hold up are you me?
From another dimension cause that’s my luck
Austin Draws
This is my dad. He rolled a 1 3 rolls in a row in one game, so the dm changed 1 to 20 and 20 to 1. Guess what his next roll was? A 20.
NPC: "Oh my apologies"
*NPC casually strolls out his own house*
*deception
“You can’t seduce the whole tavern”
“Watch me”
“Roll a nat 20 and I’ll allow it”
*rolls Nat 20*
"Congratulations! You now have two sexually transmitted infections and you've been roped into childcare for an entire village!'
@@bezerkoid Oddly disappointing that it's only 2
Plot twist, you just seduced the actual building
@@GhostBear3067 it's a mimic
Now you and your loving mimic spouse has several jewelry box kids...
So my friends and I are playing a fully improvised, dungeon master-less campaign rn and during our second session, our barbarian was embedded into the side of a pirate ship like a looney toons character and he said, in quotes - “I’m going to roll for strength” and when we asked him why, he said “I’m going to flex all of my muscles, and we’re going to see what happens to the ship.”
He rolled a 20 and the ship exploded.
I'm WHEEZING
Reading this comment had me on the floor laughing.
The ship got so fucking shocked it got mind-blowed?
If I may, how does a DM less game work?
@@Flammenengel1 Essentially rolling for perception or investigation in a new environment gives the player onus to make up what’s around them with some group input. One time we were at the beginning of a new arc and didn’t know where our characters were, so the guy rolled for perception and we collectively decided that the higher the roll, the more populace the environment we were in. He rolled an 18 so we decided that we were in a small bustling town. We later got chased out of that town by the mayor, a gigantic 10 foot tall muscle lady with Margaret Thatcher’s face. Great session.
Everyone in the crew is really good at improv too and for whatever reason we all have a decent understanding of power scaling and not ruining the story for the sake of your character looking cool. The only minor issue is that our characters cause the conflict in most every session but it also makes it an absolute comedy goldmine. We’re currently 10 sessions in, and because we’ve recorded every session we actually have it as a podcast: @MadnessAndMayhem
"Bard was level 3 and convinced an abyssal god to bring him that ass"
This is who I aspire to be.
when your charisma is so high you basically conivince a god to sleep with you
My character whom also has a bard class in his build SOMEHOW has 4 wives. 2 of which are gods and 1 of which is the daughter of the beings of creation and destruction. Why? Because somehow this dude apparently can convince people that him walking into danger and trying to talk people out of killing one another is apparently sexy as hell to the point of pursuing him and agreeing to share him. 🙄
Bards are 100% all luck. Edit: and the other 50% is probably a flute or some hand held musical instrument.
Woahhh. I once seduced a door open 👄 I have really OP charisma and dex at only level 2
@OHGAS I just might 😂😂😂
I rolled a nat 20 to “majestically do the worm” so I could make friends with a Phoenix. This was my favorite time I ever played.
Context?
Man that was a cool worm
@@fleshdadbot6852 got separated from my party and was lonely, stuck in an unclimbable canyon full of monsters. Only Thoughts were "why the hell not"🤣.
@@8SALTY-JESTER8 holy shit man my friend did the worm to impress a slime wizard to join our party and he rolled a natural 20. He looked so smug lol
@@newtextdocument wow😆
“Stupid Nat 20 moments”
*Starts with bard
Seems accurate
correction starts with a bard rolling to seduce most accurate thing out there.
I had a bard once convince the main bad guy to kill his entire army, give the other players all of his power, and go live as a hermit(I wasn't DM at the time)
Bards are overpowered
Bard, layer of dragons.
“I. Want. To. Fuck. It.”
Ain’t surprised, XD
We were on a rescue mission and the guy who sent us was like are they okay and the bard decided to joke and say they weren’t and she rolled a 20 for deception so we accidentally convinced this guy that his friends died and he passed out
We were all battling a Lich.
Two members were bloodied and it was clear that we just had a matter of 2-3 turns before wiped.
Out of character; we pulled up a prayer to the dice gods and said it all together in character.
The dice rolled…. Crit
We celebrated like we just won some major sports championship. The Lich was declared bloodied by the DM. We ended up barely surviving that session, but we won.
That sounds SO FUN oh my god
Fighter: I wanna use the Dragonborn as a flame thrower
DM/Me: You have to roll pretty high
*he gets a 20*
Our poor Dragonborn: I DID NOT CONSENT
Our Blue dragon born became a genie to a small child who we didnt want to know she could wish things
I was the dragonborn in my party and the leader of the team, they always leave me trapped in some sort of contraption and just coming back realizing they need my lock picking skills.
Dee-Dee I'm a dragonborn... ;-;
If someone did that to me I'd kill 'em.
I'm a dragonborn and live in a keg from which I only emerge to fight and shoot lightning at our attackers. I am the mounted turret on the back of Shrek (one of our party's characters.)
OHGAS yeah that’s pretty much it LMAOOO
The original sinner, with a book made of literal baby flesh.
Rogue: _Dope._
Rogue: *May I offer you some tea in these trying times?*
May I offer baby faces?
dramatic-demigod well it is a rogue
YOU JUST GOT FRIENDSHIPED
@@monicamartinez3863 they're on the U.S.S get along
"I'm not deceving him, I'm 100% coming back for tea"
Me in a nutshell
Sometimes it works to be genuinely nice to the BBEG and give them a hug.
@@wolfen26 true
And the friendship bracelet to top it all off. Imagine an ancient demonic fiend glaring maliciously at you but you look at its wrist and it’s got one of those half-heart charms.
Tbh I would do the same every Sunday just imagine having tea with satan every Sunday
honestly i would've done the same
Someone threw a duck at cthulu, rolled a nat 20. DM decided that it would do 6d6 damage. It was named the combat duck. Later, I rolled to find the combat duck again, and I rolled a nat 20
The weapon got nerfed or not?
A literal god of creation that can wipe you out with one thought
Bard: so anyway I rode her like a bronco and now she's my wife
"This god here? She created the world, the universe, hell multiple universes! I shagged her after two bottles of ale last night. She sneezed in bed, blew up a star, let me tell you."
And thats how i met ur mother
That How Warlock bard work :D
Chad
The Bard better cuddle with her whilst playing Sonic Mania Plus
I died at the Rogue having tea with the Original Betrayer every Sunday
I play a rouge, and that is who I hope to be one day
gave them friendship bracelet killed me
It's like Tari (SMG4) having Tea with Satan himself.
That must be some good tea
@@cogzell3557 he made betrayal
“I roll to pet the dog” Nat20
“You pet the dog so well, every dog in the world now knows your name, the dog is so happy he walks away sits down, and dies, because there is nothing left as good as your pets”
Oh no t...t 🤣
damn that turned Dark real fast
Plot Twist: The dog didn't die, it just Ascended and became a Demi-Deity due to it's shear unimaginable Perfect moment of Joy and Happiness...
It had the Ultimate Joygasm...
It only LOOKS dead because it doesn't need that flawed, Mortal Flesh anymore...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan it ascended to a new plane of existence and Saw no use for his Mortal body anymore
WHY???!! WHY MUST YOU DO THAT???
WHY is the story about punting a child so funny but the wholesome story about petting the dog so sad? You are a sick evil person. No points for you
My friend took two weeks to write a chunk of a script for a campaign that was supposed to last a few sessions and my bard rolled a nat 20 persuading a water serpent to let us by, completely ignoring all of her hard work
"I want to build a helicopter"
"Out of what?"
"Idk, coconuts and bamboo"
"Roll 2 twenties and I'll allow it"
*proceeds to roll two twenties*
*dm is pissed*
The DM needs to have the Gods inflict Karma on this guy. His name is now Professor and his nemesis is now Gilligan. Failing that, he's now built a toy model helicopter to give to a child. Never said it had to be a working model or full size!
*dm will remember that*
Plot Twist: There is no fuel, and player can't make it.
@@tranz2deep hold up, was that a Gilligan’s island reference?
@@karlyrodenburg2776 I did say God-tier karma, right? Besides, it was ludicrous tinkering with coconuts!
My friend was a druid and she turned into a horse and we all forgot about it. She wanted to climb a tree and she rolled nat 20 and climbed a tree doing two backflips. After sitting on the top of the tree she reminded our DM that she is a horse. it was 3 years ago but we still burst out laughing when someone reminds it
The back flipping tree horse
Skyrim horses be like
I got an idea so good that I didn't even need to say it and got the enemy rats in our team They are now named the Michaels and the big rat is the Micycle
That's
HYSTERICAL
I need to animate that
In a boss fight:
“I ask the boss to give me his weapon”
“Roll persuasion”
Nat 20
Boss: “aight here you go”
“I ask if I can have his other weapon”
Nat 20
Boss: “If you say so”
what a polite guy
Just use suggestion instead
tkjordan damn you are the smartest cookie and luckiest cookie I’ve ever seen
Honestly as a DM that would not work. People forget that nat20=automatic success is a rule for attack rolls and saving throws, NOT skill checks.
No, your level one monk does not have 5% chance to walk on clouds ffs
@@SebastienPatriote A lot of newbie, and even a fair amount of old time, DM's make this mistake. It usually comes from a misunderstanding of the nat 20 rule for attacks/saves, where it gets applied to all rolls. Then people see this used by others, and never think to question it.
It's morphed into a weird house rule that makes them an auto-success. It reminds me of monopoly, where literally half the people who play it actually aren't playing it correctly. Which isn't a problem if people are having fun. But like the auto-success in D&D, the monopoly house rules break the game. But despite this, people get upset when you try to correct it. Lol
I had a barbarian fire genasi, whilst he was a powerhouse, his intelligence was like 4 or 5, I wanted him to have a job at a tavern. So my guy applies for the job, only problem being is that he had to sign his name, my whole party started chuckling because they knew my character could barely read because of his intelligence, yet alone write, anyways I had to role to see if I could actually write his signature and got a nat 20. That caused an uproar of laughter among us just at the thought of this character who is at the same reading level as a toddler yet writes in the most elegant manor
I remember a story with a dwarf who fell off a cliff, and decided to just flail his arms, because what else could he do? He rolled 2 nat 20s in a row, so the party watched in awe as a dwarf in heavy armor flew above the party by waving he arms really fucking hard.
It's these stories that actually make me wanna play D&D someday
That's gold.
Alezar Gorewich you should! I play D&D, and it's such an awesome game!
Sgt.Loli-PopChan poopyheadpyro Oof.
@@elijahmanaghaya6038 wait Im confused why do you need game stores I just draw a map, print th- order the player handbook and use the rpg dice roller app. I mean its corona now so you cant anyway, but yeah its easy to adapt really.
Leaving after stealth mission:
Rogue: I acrobatics out the window... Nat 20!
DM: You jump out in a way where you do several spins mid-air and as you elegantly touch the ground outside, you strike a badass pose.
Rogue: “Whoa! Guys! Did you see that??”
DM: You’re still invisible from the spell you cast earlier. No one saw it.
Rogue: ...I shed a single tear.
that's rough buddy *pats pats*
*Laughing her ass off* As someone who doesnt know how and doesnt play D&D (yet), even I can find this funny but sad at the same time
Ngl my friend was playing a ranger/rogue and went for expertise in acrobatics just to do these cool stunts. There were several moments when he did something awesome and NOBODY was looking. He was so sad...i as a DM was crying out of laughter xD.
Joker from P5!
Looking Good when no one is watching..... Joker
I was playing as a cleric and I used the command spell, saying "poop" at some necromancer. I then rolled a nat 20, causing him to crap his pants so hard he commanded all of his zombies to crap themselves as well.
Dm should’ve made them a lich and call them “the crapomancer” that just terrorizes people into them crapping than cackling away
Holy shit that's hilarious-
@@claraclenky9843 necropantser
"Shit yourself."
this
this is amazing
Walking into a undead giants crypt a voice spoke to us saying "what is my name?" And I (completely delirious after a long week) shot up finger guns and said "Johnny bravo" its worth mentioning that i was playing as basically a sentient golem with a charisma of 7, and when my DM asked me for a bluff check, i rolled a natty 20, and the undead disappeared, it turns out that that undead couldnt pass on until he knew his name, and i had just somehow convinced him that his name was Johnny Bravo
One of my most loved and hated ttrpg moments
"Bard was a level three and convinced an abyssal god to bring him that ass."
Hentai isekai protagonist.
Hentai Isekai Tittle XD
(Not gonna be entirely correct because Google translate has flaws but best i could do)
私はレベル3の吟遊詩人です
Watashi wa reberu 3 no gin'yūshijindesu
I am a level 3 bard who convinced an abyssal god to date him
@@sarrowthehedgehog Now to most certaintly use this as research without it going into the "homework" folder. :)
I once rolled a nat 20 to jokingly “cringe out of existence” and I had to re-roll a new character 😂 also, a party member rolled a nat 20 to “eat the ass” of an ‘NPC’ which we later realized was actually a party member who was a changeling.
LMAO how does one "cringe out of existence"? Is that a skill you can teach me? XD
Jeff Quiñz 😂 Lmaooo i wish. Basically I just inhaled sharply and loudly through my teeth, and slowly moved away.
I had a character built (rogue) that i had doing flips and shit with dual blades to slice the fuck outta people. I even had a catch phrase that i had to roll my 6 side for, and depending on the level of the six, changed the inflection of how i said it. The phrase?
"I'm damn sexy."
I just rolled a nat 20 to sing at a bar
PFFFT-
*spits out tea*
Finding a channel who isn’t a British robot is always refreshing
Agreed man.
How do you know I'm not a British robot?!
@@BrianVaughnVA 0101 0100 0110 0101 0110 0001
Gally Galaxy I meant that as a joke but you literally put tea like my god TEA
@@oliverwalsh4323 0100 1111 0110 1000 0110 1011
My bard had this power: to turn sticks to snakes, he was a yuan-ti, so it usually worked out pretty well. We were in a dungeon in an island palace, he casted sticks to snakes to escape the wooden bars, except he rolled a nat 20 and ended up turning half of the castle into a writhing mass of his serpent army. They wrecked havoc on the island towns, killing most of the citizens. We managed to escape on a stolen boat. It was hilarious
Now THIS is the funniest nat 20 comment I've seen, hilariously outsized success has such potential
There's actually a real life island that is filled with venomous snakes. Stories say that pirates buried their treasure there, and bred many snakes there so no one would ever think of trying to go there.
Player: “Hey! I rolled a 20! Does that mean I kill the boss character?”
DM: *Infinite Pain *
pyro?
lt. SpookyCarrot1
WHA-
@@coolskeleton-ij3zf Nani!?
“The rouge is now friends with an ancient baby killing man who literally invented betrayal, she gave him a f*cking friendship bracelet
You'd think he'd just use his own invention against her...
I was DM for a bunch of new players when this happened.
"You're lost in the forest and don't know the way back to town, what do you do?"
*Barbarian looks at list of skills to see what he's best at*
"I roll to intimidate"
"Wait.... how's that w-"
"Natural 20"
"..."
"..."
"you find a rock on the ground and yell at it so hard the echolocation bounces off of it in a way that you find town a dozen miles thataway"
"Damn Straight" -Gunther the Barbarian with a penguin mini.
m.th-cam.com/video/iUXAHc-ABoY/w-d-xo.html
I live for this.
🤣
*what the frick*
Almost cried with this
This was a "writing exercise" on Twitter, not a proper game, but the prompter said I had to be a dwarf and travel through some suspicious places. So naturally, I headed to the tavern to down DWARVEN ALE and seek TRAVEL COMPANIONS.
I rolled low and ended up drunk with a blind guy and his pet turtle. Naturally, bandits accosted us and there wasn't much I could do about it. I started doing a DWARFISH JIG, but the bandits just laughed.
Then my dwarf realized he had to puke, so I had him holler something about being a victim of a puking plague before vomiting in self-defense. After three crappy rolls, THAT I got a natural twenty on. My dwarf's puke demolished everything in its path, melting steel and bone.
Kudos to the guy who wrote the prompt for interpreting a natural 20 on puking, since I had initially only been thinking to use it as a bluff, and he turned it into a lethal weapon.
I love when he doesn’t edit out the laughing so many narration channels edit out those little bits of unscripted personality and it really makes the channel amazing
I agree.
Well I'm glad you like that! I'm a voice actor by profession (so I'll always edit audio and tweak it and do what I can to make it sound good etc), but.. I'm a nerdy guy by heart. If I chuckle my ass off or cry to a story or anything - yall get to hear it.
Brian Vaughn yeah that’s what I mean it’s refreshing to hear someone who actually shows emotion than just reading a script. Really glad I found this channel keep up the great videos!
"unscripted personality" is getting added to my vocabulary
Emkay for Dungeons and Dragons.
Me: "I wanna brofist with my self-copy"
**Nat 20**
DM: "Your brofist, act of friendship, resonates through the whole galaxy, cosmos and universe"
That’s pretty nice one
One of my friends was a dwarf with very little intelligence and 20 strength and no arms. He got a nat 20 and clapped his thighs together with such force he ended the universe as we knew it, created a new universe and ascended to God hood. Now all of our characters worship the Dwarven God of Thighs.
@@dr.bright6272 Holy cheeks...
@@puffish_mario precisely
@@dr.bright6272 JESUS THIGHS THATS A SORY AND A HALF
You led with the best one. X'D
"An abyssal demi-god appears."
"I roll to f*ck it!"
"...what."
This is the kind of bard who'd mistake slay for lay! XD
I am curious if the bard survived, or was lost forever.
@@SinerAthin Dude, he's got that ass. I'm sure he's fine .
@@2007Shockwave That narrows it down to 99.9% of all bards
I once convinced a goblin to kill itself, I was in a river bleeding out.
The paladin in the party had a really high charisma bonus. So the party walks into a restaurant trying to get some items and food, the waiter walks up to them and asks them what they want, they order and it’s pretty expensive, so the Paladin then says that he wants to rizz up the waitress for a deal, he rolls a nat 20, they get the deal and the cost is one gold, it was the funniest shit ever
Story a friend told me:
There was a universe-bomb. Once it exploded, the whole universe would be destroyed and the campaign ended.
At the moment of the explosion, the rogue asked if he could dodge the universe-ending explosion.
DM: Ok roll 3 consecutive nat 20s and you'll dodge it
Rogue: *Rolls 3 nat 20s*
dude dodged the end of times
Are you saying he pulled a Patches, and somehow survived the end of the world?
@@gilgamesh255 pretty much
he phased out of existence just to dodge armageddon
Mf dodged the apocalypse just so he could die out of breath
You witness the end of time, the rebirth of the universe, the first star, the creation of Sol, earth, and humans. You even witness the birth of the rest of the party. Yes, you all get your sheets back, get ready for the grand reset!
The legend of Brolaire is my favorite, the guy who consistently rolled D20s on absurd intimidate checks, including intimidating a falling, burning roof into changing its mind and deciding that it would rather defy the laws of gravity and causality than get on Brolaire's bad side.
It was even better considering they were using d100s for that game.
Lmao holy fuck this is madness, and I love it
Don't forget that he intimidated TIME ITSELF to rewind. This man could NOT be stopped. A true chosen of the dice gods.
multiple times even, as well as intimidating himself into and out of a coma
Hahaha Jesus christ it just gets better and better. Utterly legendary character
*Divine entity appears
Bard: "Oh no. Anyway..."
My first character will be a bard for that reason!
nah its more like
Rest of the party: Oh no!
Bard: *OH YES*
*Divine entity appears*
Bard: Oh yeah
"So anyway, we started bangin'..."
“So anyway I started shooting (my load)”
That Sunday tea time is such a wholesome thing to imagine exist in an alternate world out there. Love her soul, and she's a rogue of all people. Would love that in a movie somewhere.
Bard: “That’s a nice eldritch monster you got there,,, would be a shame if somebody,,, seduced it”
Why is it always the Bard? LMAO
Isn't this every bard?
I mean, at least every bard I play.
Well, Bards are the embodiment of “music playing hookers”, since Charisma is usually rather high, and it’s hard to imagine a bard without thinking “Oh my~” being accompanied in their speech
Why not roll a seduction check on the DM?
@@emberfist8347
Because the DM isn't a character so it would be metagaming.
"I want to adopt this baby."
"Your an adventuring barb. They arent going to give you the kid, even if theyre dying."
One roll later.
I really hope that the kid became a rogue and absolutely destroyed enemies because he was so underestimated by his enemies.
@@akmayernick3722 Didn't Gord already do that kind of thing?
We were camping in a forest
Monk: does intimidation check on the forest
*rolls nat 20*
Dm: *laughs ”You hear heavy steps getting further and further away”
Apparently there was going to be an encounter in the forest with a big monster but he accidentaly scared it away while doing an intimidation check on the forest as a joke and rolling nat 20..
DM: Story!
Monk: N O
Your monk singlehandedly stopped a major or minor battle that could have been good for xp-
But also thats amazing-
@@acethepacifist1041 Who need xp when you can scare any enemy ? XD
@@acethepacifist1041 tbf, most DMs also reward with exp if an encounter is avoided by clever thinking
But I don't know if this counts as clever thinking
I read a story once about somebody who got a ridiculously high intimidate skill...
Lock won't open? Intimidate it!
Building collapsing? Intimidate it into rebuilding itself!
Party screwed up and did totally the wrong thing? Intimidate TIME into resetting, so they can try again.
I think my highlight as a player was the time my Kenku monk punched the water so hard he somehow intimidated Poseidon himself into stopping a storm that wouldve damaged the psrties boat
"POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!"
“He wants half your prize money if he helps you.”
“Can I offer him a nice spoon?”
...”roll persuasion”
(Rolls a 20)
“Alright he takes a wooden spoon and thanks you for your generosity.”
I can offer u an egg in these trying times
THE NEGOTIATER
I.. Feel like that's not what the player meant...
Curly Bug it was, actually. This character was a spoon salesman.
This happened to my sibling: for some context, their character was a six year old child and they were fighting a large demonic entity. They asked to befriend the demon. *rolls nat20* demon fricking explodes because demon + friendship = explosions apparently
LOL that's dumb. It's cool that your GM is a moron who thinks that you can crit a skill-check :-)
reminds me of a silly fan-story: thanks to a NAT 20, a player befriended the Living Gazebo!
ironically, it was her first good roll of the game!
Makes sense to me
@@30noir at this point I am sure you are a troll
As Todd Howard would say, "it just works"
Imagine killing a creature so immensely that the whole species just died off
Not just that, but wiped from existence, like they killed it so hard they made sure it retroactively never even existed in the first place.
Doomslayer in a nutshell xD
@@MysteriumArcanum it’s a crack
fandom joke, ignore me
Spore predator time
Dude dead-ass zero-summed an entire species.
I HAVE ONE LIKE THIS
Every time one of our party members tries to rizz an npc, they always roll a nat 20. To keep this tradition alive the last time I tried to rizz up the freaking orc king my DM kept giving me inspiration by the other 7 times someone rolled a nat 20 on a Yeti, Hag, party members homophobic older brother, A GOD, a lich, and a couple things I can’t remember. I finally passed with a 19 plus my bonus. Funniest crap ever.
"party member's homophobic older brother" in this list has me wheezing
Funniest nat 20 I ever rolled was a joke to get someone who wasn't in the game to shut up. I rolled "to skip dialogue" and rolled a nat 20, thus forcing the person to shut up
THAT IS SO FUNNY
AAJAJAJJA
Bro what😂
Ouch lmao 🤣
reminds me of a certain someone casting haste on the king during a long-winded speech to get him to "hurry the hell up"
One time, I was fighting a dire wolf and said, "I say uwu so it loses it's faith in humanity" and got a nat 20 . . . The dire wolf curled up into a ball and cried as we whoop it.
Hiw exactly losing faith in humanity makes a dire wolf question his life
That's beautiful. That one got me laughing out loud.
@@buddermonger2000 more absurd then good but whatever i guess i'm just salty
@@Vedhon Which is why it got me laughing. Frankly your comment about how it would even work is valid. But it's hilarious all the same.
holy fucking shit
Was playing D&D with some friends.
Naturally, my character hates alcohol and booze.
So my sister says-
"Can I roll to spike his milk?"
She rolls a nat 20, and my character drinks it down, not suspecting a thing.
Turns out it had Dwarven Beer in it....
Love you too sis.
Oh boy, what a way to get hammered in a matter of seconds.
She sounds fun to play with.
the most sibling move she could've possibly done
How to get hammered:
1. Ask anybody with a hammer.
2. Be this person's sibling's sibling. Basically, their other sibling.
Once had a campaign where someone got access to a wish spell, we were lvl 4 iirc it was a card deck or ring. That person used it to kill everyone associated with the death of her family, her family was killed during a religious crusade, the DM decided to make her roll. Nat20, every god of their reality immediately dead. The DM ended the session to rewrite the campaign.
"Level 3 bard convinced an abyssal God to bring him that ass." God I love D&D
The first time my buddy’s and I ever played DnD. Our fighter wanted to make an investigation check on a tree. Rolled a Nat 20 and saw everything, and I don’t mean the thing he was looking for, I mean each groove in the bark. Every cell that made up the tree. Every atom that formed our universe. What legends were true and which were tall tales, which electrical currents sparked joy and depression within everyone’s brains. Every room within the dungeon we were looking for, and the treasures they held. The main antagonist, the future outcomes of our characters, every other realm and their secrets. For 5 seconds, he was a god that knew everything. Then he had a seizure and and took 1 D10 psychic damage and fell unconscious with no recollection of what happened.
The tree needs to be CUT
is anyone else hearing that epic music score from the matrix?
I actually really like this guy’s voice and didn’t find him annoying at all! His voice acting’s good too
I appreciate that a lot Jon. As a voice actor I'm always trying to dabble in new things and to make my voice sound as pleasing as possible to the masses. Especially when someone gets some demi-god asses.
Didn't like the nasaly voices
@@cypher_2259 To each their own mate.
@@BrianVaughnVA Bullets don't work Jon
@@BrianVaughnVA yep
Not Dungeons and Dragons, but World of Darkness. I was playing a Mage character that was only good at two kinds of magic - Death and Time. Time magic in WoD is basically your haste and slow spells. I maxed out my skill in Time magic because it was super cool, and found a work around that let me cast multiple instances of the same basic haste spell, tripling my speed each time I cast it. At the end, I was moving a third of the speed of light. The GM made a new type of damage - Splat damage. If any part of your body takes a single point of splat damage, it's blown apart/torn from your body. As for Death magic, I only had one spell, the basic Hand of Death spell. It instantly killed anything, but only of you met certain conditions - namely that you had to have advantage and a nat. 20.
The party was going through this insane dungeon full of Death Monsters and Death Cultists, and as we reached the final floor, I decided to finally use all of my spell slots. I achieved my max speed (again, a third the speed of light) and bolted into the final chamber, where the Death Cultists were in the middle of summoning the God of Death. He was climbing up out of a portal on the floor, occupied by his climb. I realized that, because I was unseen by the God of Death, I had my one chance to GO FOR IT. I ran up to the God of Death as he was reaching up to grab a Cultist, and I cast Hand of Death. I nat. 20'd, and blew my own arm off in the process. But because I had advantage and I got the nat. 20, I killed the God of Death with his own spell.
GM was so mad, the God of Death was going to be the BBEG and I totally derailed the campaign. Better, I couldn't stop laughing because the GM wanted me to bleed to death and I was like "how? Death is dead, so who's gonna make me stop living??"
In the end, the GM ended up making my character take up the Mantle of Death and become the new God of Death. My PC became another campaign's BBEG lol
I witnessed this on stream:
Group of heroes goes near the gate to the small town with a few guards protecting it. They did a lot of illegal stuff (so much for heroism and noble spirit) and were actually wanted.
Mage: I cast a fireball to the guards!
DM: ... You sure? K, roll
*nat 20*
DM: You cast a giant meteor. The town explodes. Your party stands near smoking ruins
That's what is called messy critical
Succeeding too much
EXPLOSIIOOOOOON!
What the fuck, you don't even roll attack for the fireball, nat 20ing a fireball doesn't make fucking sense
@@endeav0r_49 it wasn’t a standard game session with strict rules and everything. All was controlled by the DM, that’s how casual DND games work
At the beginning of one campaign, a character betrayed me and left me for dead. i survived and the spear that was used for the attempt on my life, i kept. As we went through the story i became laser focus on hunting this guy down, even carved his name on the spear (it was broken, only the tip and a bit of wood on it remained). Upon our arrival to face him, i kick the door in, yell his name and throw the spear.
Nat 20, DM asks to roll again (we had insta kill rules, it was D&D 3.5) nat 20.
I one shot the main villain.
dang man
R/nuclearrevenge
dude 3.5 is the best, it's the only edition I'll play.
“What in the Godda...”
@@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 funny, his last words were close to that!
(Describing the surroundings) “-and there’s a bird on a tree nearby”
“I call the bird down using my talk to small beasts”
“Make a persuasion check”
NAT 20
“I ask it where the town is”
“It turns its head left”
“I ask it if it wants to come with me”
“Roll for persuasion”
NAT 20
That bird became a companion for the rest of the campaign
That sounds awesome
Taucron Heretic it was my first session dming as well and is easily the most memorable thing that happened
Did you name it?
ArchieMF 23 did you give him any armor or weapons?
chaquel mix nah the bird was too small but all magic items that Druid got had some sort of image of the bird
we encountered a big ass bear and I sang to lure it away. I rolled a nat 20 and i sung so fucking well the goddess of song and music appeared form the fucking heavens
As soon as the video started i said: "Good lord there's gonna be a lot of Bards on this list."
Low and behold the first one was a bard seducing a celestial being.
Well, if there's a DnD campaign, there's always gotta be at least one bard that seduces some strange, monstrous creature or god. It's how things work.
Damn those horny bards
"i. want. to. fuck. it."
say again
This happened during my first campaign and our DM was having a secret cult of assassins that held a really powerful magical item, which was our main goal to retrieve to defeat the BBEG but we didn't knew where they hide it or who was said BBEG.
So my party and I decided to go to a tavern and try to get some info on where said powerful item could be and who the BBEG was, DM told us we wouldn't find much but an encounter with a female scout of the cult at level 6 and we were just starting that campaign at level 1. Our bard tried to seduce her but rolled a 5 and got kicked into a table, barely conscious, so it was my turn. My character was a Chaotic Good, Tiefling Sorcerer named Karzath so I just tried to seduce her as an excuse to being a Tiefling. (Note: the DM plan was that the scout would leave all of us injured, but not kill us to make an escape. He told me this after we ended the session)
Me: Uhh, I roll to seduce her...
DM: Sure, roll for it. But she is aware that the bard tried the same so you'll need a 17 or higher.
Me: *rolls nat 20*
DM: Oh, ok. You successfully seduced the scout using your demonic features and now she has completely fallen for you. What do you do?
Me: I take her to a room to have a "fun" time and get some info from her about the cult.
Rest of the party: *holding the laugh*
DM: Roll again.
Me: *nat 20*
Rest of the party: *bursts out in laughter*
DM: Ok...You lead the scout into a private room of the tavern, there she'll tell you all you want to know in exchange for your Demon D. Roll Constitution Save
Me: Why?
DM: Just do it.
Me: Ok... *rolls 14*
DM: So...After the "action", she offers to take you all where she trained so she'll join your party. Also, she's pregnant. Congrats Karzath
Veteran Bard: I'm so proud of you
Gabe Matamoros LOL IM DEAD LAUGHING
YOU MADE A BARD PROUD AND YOU ALSO SAID "DEAMON D" THIS IS AWESOME
Veteran bard is my favorite
Omg is the constitution save the pulling out? Lmao
@@hannahkanzaki412 kinda XD
"Hey, is that the loch ness monster?"
"I am"
"Dude, can you deep throat that tree?"
"I don't see why not"
That one killed me
So that explains why trees are getting “cut down”
I imagine it as they find him and in frustration someone yells oh go deep throat a tree then they actually decide to roll for it and bam tree deepthroated
The big succ
Gives a new meaning to 'Woody'
Emasculating a demon-troll with a single punch.
The DM made the choice of describing it has:
"Like a tomato that has been splattered against a wall."
I was doing a dnd campaign, and the one of the players seduced a goblin and convinced it to join the party. They then accidentally killed the goblin trying to hug it. They rolled for a revival spell, got a nat 20
Did it stay with the party?
@@NO.10162probably, that wouldn't be very fun if it left
Doest it became normal revival or he become more op?
One time a while back we were fight the BBEG, but my character realized said BBEG was REALLY hot, and so used hands of healing with a bat 20 to b!tch slap him back from the dead and to full health. Then took the souls of the rest of the party to prove a point, and charged them all ten electrum for ownership of their souls.
please tell me you named the goblin the chosen one
The funniest "nat 20" moment i had was being a player, not a DM. It happen when my barbarien friend tryed to find the way back, being inside a strange carvern. He had to remind the path, but he had problem with his intelligence, having disadvantege most of the times. The barbarian throw the dices, and everybody was so suprise seeing the impossible, the barbarian had throw two natural 20. When we see this, we start to imagine the barbarian opening the third eye, seeing the universe in totallity.
man was like: HMMM HOS DO I GET OUT OF THIS
*learns everything in history since the universe was created*
@@WarTie
*Spoilers for Young Justice season 3*
Sounds similar to Vandal Savage
I just imagine the first nat 20 was to casually walk through the walls like a drill and the other nat 20 is just him randomly going in the right direction of the exit.
The player arguing memory is dependent on Wisdom, not Intelligence.
D.M.: Alright, instead of a -3 penalizer, you roll with a -2.
Hahahaha
By OPs spelling, I would be inclined to think he was the barbarian...
For me: I was DMing for the first time with a new group of people. The party came across a child that was unsupervised.
Barbarian: "can I kick it"
Me: "I guess. Roll for it"
He rolled for a nat 20. The child was punted into the sun.
WHY IS THIS FUNNY
I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING SO HARD
DUDE, WTF DID YOU DO THAT FOR
A WORTHY SACRIFICE
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defence"
My funniest Nat 20 moment, funnily enough, was probably the first one ever.
In our first DND campaign where I served as Dungeon Master, very early on in the game, we had an event where the campsite was attacked by a bandit who went off with some of the group's stuff.
Only two party members were awake to catch him, which were our bard and our paladin. They were able to catch up and combat began, and during the first turn, the paladin asked me what the thief had actually stolen.
Before I could answer, our other teammate who was still back at the camp replied with "a single apple"
The guy then proceeded to throw his dice so hard it bounced off the table, onto the wall, and somehow perfectly onto a small shelf in the corner...landing on a Nat 20.
The paladin then proceeded to do a shit ton of damage to the thief, killed it in a single hit. We remember that very fondly
Me, a rogue: *walks into an inn with a bloodied and bruised doppelgänger that I’ve kidnapped and want to question*
Innkeeper: 😨
Me: *rolls for a bluff check*
Me: 20!
Me: “Yeah, this is my date.”
Innkeeper: “You kids have fun then!”
Bloody brilliant.
Did this actually happen?
Curly Bug Yes, it did (in the game world, of course, though)! 🙂
@@honey_mustard98 That is amazing.
More on the dumb side, but our DM threw some of those 5e frost wolves or whatever at us (not realizing they had breath weapons when he designed the encounter, which almost resulted in a TPK). One turn we all got hit by the frost breath, but 3/5 of us rolled nat 20s (Dave: "I rolled a nat 20!" then, Tim: " *I* rolled a nat 20!" then, Me: "{proudly} NAT 20!"). The DM was doubled over with laughter. It was a good time and like my third session after 4 years of no D&D.
my party had like almost 3 tpks in like 3 months
Ashleik Games bro, did ur DM hate u?
@@sunnivaixchel2 yeah kinda
Bard: *sees anything living, at all*
"Yeah i'd hit that"
Commissar Purity
Me in the party: we need to find a way to defeat this high level enemy
The bard: 0:20
Commissar Purity bard in my party: who said it had to be living? *rolls consecutive Nat 20s and births a stone elemental from a boulder*
you are not a true bard if you don't fuck everything on sight or try
@@paintrain3367 "Anything living, and a few things that aren't."
A bard in my campaign fucked a zombie once so... Perhaps dead and living things... ._.
So the thing about rolling three nat 20s in a row is that’s it’s so improbable that there was probably some actual divine intervention happening above table 😂
I was playing D&D with my friends, and they came across a copper dragon in the mountains.
I asked them what they wanted to do and they said to tame it. They rolled a natural 20.
They are now flying in the sky on their massive copper dragon called Felipe.
Is Felipe a good boi?
That’s amazing
@@gandalf_thegrey He's going along with it for laughs; he's a very good boi indeed.
@@tranz2deep that makes me happy
Can you ask one to pat Felipe for me?
My party was having a conversation with the final boss cuz it was part of the lore.
So... The barbarian (that has bonus in strength) sad:
"I throw a rock on him."
I sad:
"There is no rock around."
"I punch the groung."
"For what?"
"To get a rock"
*The barbarian gets a nat 20 and get the rock
"Now what?"
"I throw it on him"
"IT WOULD GET ANGRY AND KILL YOU"
"I'LL FREAKING DO IT"
*he gets a nat 20 and kills the final boss in the first 30 minutes of the game. *HE FREAKING KILLED AN ANCIENT GOD, SLAYER OF GALAXIES, DICTATOR OF THE UNIVERSE THROWING A ROCK INTO THE THING'S NECH*
NOTHING WILL BEAT BRUTE FORCE, NOT GODS, NOT DEMONS
It remember me the dlc of borderlands 2
NEVER underestimate a barbarian
Then he was chosen to be the new king of Israel
One time in DnD my character had bubble wrap around my head so I rolled Constitution and got natural 20. My character breathed so hard he made holes in the bubble wrap.
I'm so proud
Emiko 123 i read it and laughed so hard I legit peed my pants
*Proud*I aspire to be that kind of character.
XD
One time I rolled so poorly on constitution that I nearly threw up while invisible. Stupid stinky Ogres.
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My most favorite one is one of my very first DnD session. Our party had taken up a bounty we found on a wanted board set in our fist local village we stopped at, it was to take out a nearby bandit outpost messing with the town. when we found the fort and approached. The fort was in a clearing surrounded by a forest. Me and my party were discussing the best way to take this out, 1 member said stealth, another said take them with range and distractions. When I was busy try to come up with a plan as well my other team member says "you should through a tree at it." (Some context both me and this teammate are Dragonborn Class so pretty tall and bulky. I looked at him dead in the eye and smiled big with a glint in my eye and we both turned to our Dungan master. Smiling he said " go for it, but just so you know because of how you are lvl 1 and no magical items yet. You need to roll a d100 and get pretty high". I rolled a 97! So my charter with a random hulking strength rips this huge oak tree right out of the ground roots and all and hurls it at the fort demolishing half of it! Right then and their we knew this was going to be an amazing run!
DM at the very start of the campaign: you begin your journey in a stable, both -character- and -other character- dismount their horses. The stable is very busy, merchants and horses are everywhere. You need to see the town treasurer regarding-*
My friend, cutting off DM I attempt to eat the nearest horse.
Dm: what?
Friend: horse. I’m going to eat it
*nat 20*
Dm: you swallow the horse whole, in one huge gulp. The bustling of the stable stops, and everyone looks at you in disgust. The lawkeepers at the entrance begin to approach you...
What the hell was he rolling for? Your GM sounds like a moron. Natural 20 doesn't mean auto-success. Loads of idiots in this comments threat seem unaware of that.
@@30noir It doesn't, but most of the casual community tends to act like it does because it's much more enjoyable and creates great, funny instants like these.
Could not read this with a straight face
@@swimmerofage2148 pretty much this exaclty. DM was just playing along with the shenanigans
Aah such normal thing in tonga :)
Context: DM introduced a sort of creature-masher that we could have one free use for. My party members chose dragons and wolves and such to mix together, but I chose an axolotl and a moth. Why? Because it's a lil cutie, and I also wanted to use it for sneak attacks after enchanting it with some abilities. We encounter a tiger afterward.
Me: Can I use my mothxolotl?
DM: Yeah sure, but I don't think it will do much
Me: Bet, *d20*'
Mothxolot gracefully flutters over, gently lands on the tiger's shoulder, and the tiger's head explodes from the sheer power of the mothxolotl. The entire party just lost it
That is the cutest nat 20 I've ever heard tell of.
I now want one...
*laughs in shoulder tank*
I forgot this comment existed, but thanks to ^, I have found joy again
yay
My very first game of DND I was playing a very unique class: a human fighter. The dm introduced my character as a guy on the side of the road. The group wanted to introduce me to combat so we had a few sparring matches. A 5th level warlock challenged my 1st level fighter to a battle. Before my character accepted the fight he punched the warlock in the face. Nat 20 to hit. The dm ruled that the unexpected crit knocked out the warlock. So that was fun
@No yeah like, how is that fair? Already considering that warlocks at 5 get 3rd level spell slots to cast fucking Hadar and fighters get "i attack two", take that away and you have a fucking regular town guard
IF I COULD BE THERE AND WATCH ALL THE SESSIONS ID BE THERE, I NEED TO KNOW MORE, out of joke, could you tell us more? Maybe from the start?
6:13 There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 if Deadpool is watching Gossip Girl.
The word "Yeet" was forbidden as the DM was tired of hearing the same meme over and over again.
3 seconds into the game, everyone shouts "yeet" and gets killed in an unlikely meteor shower.
Surprisingly, everyone in the party rolls a nat 20 and the DM is forced to tell the party that their power of memes was so strong that even God himself had to back off.
hey finally something I can give my own story: So I played a no-nonsense Rogue who ended up chased by some common thieves and I ended up going in what essentially was a Karaoke bar..... my DM is weird, k? and hiding in the crowd didn't work that well as the crowd basically forced me on-stage.... I went with it expecting to fail the performance check.
Natural 20.....
And this is the story of how I embraced the nonsense and made my Rogue into a Pop Idol since she discovered a singing talent she never knew she had.
So she became a Rogue Bard pop-star? Cool!
So, my players were in a tavern. Two of them were having a battle of the music, one of them were staring at a wall, one of them was trying to steal alcohol, and one of them rolled a nat 20 of juggling their shoes. They were so good at juggling that the whole party just turned toward them
A player once wanted to steal some gold off of a table. They rolled a nat 20 and managed to pocket the entire table.
Seriously?
@proud hufflepuff So you are one of THOSE people, I get that Skyrim is funny and you can do that sometimes. But I grit my teeth so hard I feel like my teeth could shatter when people continuously compare D&D and Skyrim
@@gratefulgamer7907 …they aren’t making a comparison,they are poking fun at skyrims inventory system
@@gratefulgamer7907 calm down nerd.
@@maximumforce8275 It takes one to know one.
A goblin with a big shield in front of him charges towards you, what are you going to do?
Warrior: I'm gonna throw a banana peal at him *rolls a nat 20
You throw this banana peal with such gracefulness that no one has ever seen before, it lands perfectly under his feet. Goblin falls and hits a rock on the ground so hard he instantly dies
Wizard: the fuck
That basically casting Fu#k You
Mario kart
BAHAHAHAH
Player: "In a different system, my player once killed a chaos dragon in one hit using his fist."
... Saitama? Is that you?
This unfortunately came out of the game but one of my players was complaining about never having rolled a nat 20 so I looked at him and said “oh there’s a trick to it, watch this” and I took my dice and rolled it around in my hands before rolling it into the dice tray as a 20.
“Bard was level three and convinced an abyssal god to bring him that ass”
This is why I play D&D
"Dont try it I have the high ground"
This is why I want to play DnD. But allas, no friends.
Joshua Sanders different voices
@@EclipseeRaven True.
Joshua Sanders I wish the same
So. I played one game in my life, but this is pretty funny. We came across an orc. Everyone was trying to fight it and was losing. My turn. I'm a bard.
Me: Can I keep it as a pet?
DM: *Sigh* You have a spell that enables you to do that but you have to roll really high-
Me: 20.
We proceeded to have it follow us around totally destroying everything we encountered. I had an orc that acted like a Minecraft wolf.
"I had an orc", jesus...
I had a character befriend an orc by beating him in a drinking contest. The orc was so impressed that he became an unofficial sidekick. I still don't know how our 5'1 human monk managed to best a 6'8 orc in a drinking contest, but you know...
"You power up the stony side of this platform like a goddamn mountain goat on a mission" might just be the best phrase ever stringed.
One of my players rolled a nat 20 and convinced an entire Temple of Loth that the high priestess was going to betray Loth and was planning to kill them. They did not take that well. I spent a few days on that boss, only for over 30 pissed off Drow to overwelm her instantly.
I was about to knock on the door of a shack, when the DM says *jokingly* strength check, ofc I do, I roll a nat 20, me and the DM start dying with laughter DM: you knock on the door so hard, the door flies off its hinges hits the resident in the face, knocks it out, and leaves a door shaped hole on the opposite wall. funniest dnd moment I've had
God this is a hilarious story which is why I hope to someday play d&d just for the off chance something like this happens
This happened back in the late 90's, during an AD&D game. I was playing a thief (that's what the rogue class was called back then). I can't remember what race I was playing, one of the smaller ones.
Our party walks into a town and, like any stereotypical D&D group of adventurers do, we go into the nearest tavern. Turns out the town was holding their annual Slapping Tournament at the tavern that night, so our human female fighter with 18 strength decides to enter, while the rest of us get drunk off our asses. And because we're a party of adventurers who are all around level 10 and most of the npcs participating are, well, villagers, our 18-STR fighter lady slaps them all to concussions, all the wsy to the finals, where she faces the reigning champion. And then she proceeds to slap him so hard with a natural 17 that he loses 3 teeth.
Former reigning champion throws a hissy fit after being defeated by a woman, and soon enough, the entire tavern errupts into a bar brawl between those that agreed with him, and those that thought he was a sore loser.
My thief is sitting there, minding her own business, drinking mead and picking the occasional pocket, until some dude grabs hers and launches her over his head at another guy across the room (I rolled and failed a check to evade that first guy). Once my character is back on her feet, my DM lets me retaliate against the guy, so I tell him "I'm going to yell some drunken obscenities at the guy that used me as a projectile and throw my dagger straight at him". "Are you aiming at any body part in particular?" he asks me. "Nah, just at him, straight ahead."
So I roll a nat 20.
My DM doesn't even tell me to roll at disadvantage due to my character being drunk. He just laughs. Remember my character is one of the smaller races. She's 3 feet tall at most. So what happened, my DM says, was that I threw my dagger right at that guy's dong.
And that's how we got banned from that town, but as far as we knew, they also stopped having their annual slapping contest after this incident, so our fighter lady is still technically the reigning champion, and the entire party kept introducing my character as "Sephrine the Vasectomizer" the rest of the campaign.
At 3 feet tall, I'm guessing you were a Gnome...
This was totally worth the long read!
This was a very entertaining read, thank you!
dude that's amazing
As a guy, the name Vasectomizer sent me chills down my spine
5:55 I can just imagine the succubus blushing as she’s being courted, saying “my, how the tables have turned...”
It will be like:
o///o
H-how-?
@@angelmatiastorres I can only imagine that being a surprisingly wholesome experience.
Oh how the turntables...
@@TheActualMrLink wait... does that means that the character is a king of seduction?
Oh god. it been too long. I
We encountered a group of kobolds and I rolled to intimidate one (I was a Dragonborn who had a mean death stare as part of his background lol). I rolled a nat20, causing a kobold to crap his pants so hard he shot himself into orbit 🤣
Woah, woah, woah. What's this? A video reading Reddit *without* an annoying text to speech voice? Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.
jejo Check our Emkay. He does the same.
Emkay is pretty great
*PREHAPS*
R/slash is a person, not a robot. and he has a puppy, with puppy bloopers at the end of videos.
Redditor does same
DM: what do you do?
Me: throw the child at the wolf
DM: roll
* 20 *
*Laughs in barbarian*
Throw the dog at the zombies
LOL XDDD
One time we were about to fight the kraken in D&D. Someone asked “can I convince them to come out to their parents as gay?” The dm said he’d only let it happen if they rolled a nat 20 on the first try. They did. After that the same one who convinced the kraken to come out as gay also rolled a nat 20 to suduce the kraken. So yeah that was something.
WTF?! 😂😂😂😂
Were they a Bard?
just preparing to fight an awful creature so large you can't see the top of its head and then it hears a tiny voice say you should come out to your parents and then the kraken decides the ants are right
i did that before.... (i cant remember with what creatur for the life of me though- we named him peter and i cant stop laughing anytime i hear the name)
BWGWHWGWY 🤚😭😭😭😭😭
Recently played for the first time
We went into the city that was controlled by some "Red hoods", but we paid it no mind. During the day we were gathering info, including about them.
In the evening we went to the bar to talk about what we have learned and to create a plan for our next adventure, since we couldn't find the guy who gave us the original quest.
A group of 3 drunk Red Hoods walks into the bar and we're just sitting at the table, looking at them, which they didn't like.
The biggest guy comes to my character, since my character is a soldier and is the biggest out of our group: "Whatcha looking at? Are you too big, huh!?"
I rolled for intimidation, got 20 and we burst out laughing. DM tried to come up with a response while trying not to die laughing: "Your size and glance shocks the man so much that he gets startled, backs off, drunkenly trips over a table leg, falls and gets knocked out"
My party... convinced the villain to help them with SIDE SHIT, and then the villain joined their party and they pretty much converted an evil wizard to do good