"Art school has made my life miserable" Reminds me of my step mom, she studied stuff like architecture and art history and she also can't let go of aNY tiny "flaw" in my parent's house. She's normally pretty sweet but I honestly felt bad for the people who were doing work on their house bc nothing was ever Quite Right.
Shyane choosing a light bulb: but nevertheless nonetheless still yet though although even so (but) for all that (but) despite that (but) in spite of that anyway anyhow be that as it may having said that notwithstanding still and all howbeit withal natheless
"You said we were going to Toys R Us" My home depot was right next to a toys r us...all the disappointment of walking from the parking lot to the wrong store...
0:57 “Table For Two” by Hans Zimmer and Jim Dooley (I’ve heard this song before in a Disney Channel commercial between 2012 and 2015.) 4:48 “Goosebumps and Butterflies” by Danny Farrant and Paul Rawson
Here are some potential ideas for future Every Blank Evers: Every Costco Ever Every JCPenney Ever Every Kmart Ever Every Kohl's Ever Every Macy's Ever Every Marshalls Ever Every Nordstrom Ever Every Ross Ever Every Sears Ever Every T.J. Maxx Ever That'll be awesome!
I work at Home Depot, and Damien’s character playing Pokémon Go while at the register at the beginning was literally me when I was a cashier. 100% accurate.
Really? Man, if I tried to do that, I'd be fired on the spot! Our phones get taken away if they're used for anything but the app to find stuff for people.
They used to yell at us for using phones but then the app came out and they weren't allowed to yell at us anymore just in case we were using the app on it for a customer
Bring''s back memories, it remains me when i work for Home Depot the manager's didn't care one bit on how some employees work.Some employees Care and don't care.
Tell me about it. Lowe's is the same way too. My friend use to work at both Home Depot and then later Lowe's and the management at both retail chains could not care less about how every employee does his or her job.
“Art school has made my life torture” that is so true. I can’t enjoy this thing because my mind is already telling me about all the various art historical facts about it
The first skit with Damien and Ian really brought back days. People be telling how they could build a shed for cheap. I was like "yeah, you go do that". We had to check them for homeless people in the winter. Not with what they were paying me for, I just went out to my car and sat there.
There all depots, I dont know if you noticed but lowes and other hardware stores/depots all look very alike. It doesnt mean there using a set from your local hardware store that looks like every other hardware store...
you can tell ian still has that child left in him that we all miss but he’s not letting it out and it’s so sad. I miss the old days of smosh 😭 I miss the days when it was just anthony and ian being there crazy selfs
Wdym? Isnt that the toilet stall? I take a dump there all the time and people have allergic reaction to stuff so they give weird faces in my direction. The toilet never flushes though 🤔
Every mexicanoever every taqueria ever Every corona beer ever Every stinky feet ever Every ugly people ever Every girl period ever every inmigrant ever Every texan ever Every poop ever Every funny people ever
This is pretty relevant now that Angela has a Home Depot commercial playing over TH-cam videos. Don't know who the other guy in the ad is, but that was definitely Angela. I'm referring to a real ad, not this video, per se.
I miss this old hardware store that used to be in my town. Every department had a retired trades man heading it so you could get professional answers and they had bins for screws, bolts and nails so you didn't have to buy a whole box when you only needed like 2 or 3.
Man I havent watched Smosh in like 8 years. It's interesting to see where they are now. Back then it was only two guys. I cant tell if their comedy is the same or if it has changed. But its interesting to see that they are still semi-popular.
Shayne's "however" art student is just wow🤣
I know right!!!
It killed me 😂
Jana Eloff is he Nicholas cage
It's actually me
That's basicly how it feels to be an artist, you analyze every type of color and light.
@@starswirldotpng That’s probably why I can’t stand artistic people
Damien and Court as a couple, constantly at the brink of falling apart, is so funny and i don't know why.
Jane Paris Tis hilarious 😂 Courtamien is my otp thoooo
@@baguettesarenice Courtamien? Sorry but it's Dartney
Who the heck is Court?
King Saxophone Productions Courtney her nick name is court
@@sarahgi4937 who is Courtney?
“What did you do at work today?”
Shayne: “I chased my boss around a Home Depot”
“You said we were going to Toys R Rus”
I feel your pain
Sooo, Donald Glover's "Weirdo"
@Kara MacDonald what really? I'm from Alberta and we have a bunch. But honestly the toys are expensive and crappy so I'll take home depot anyday.
@@jlluna2633 toys r us is shutdown in england
Toy r us shut down for us tho
@@trueapeman4192 makes sense
"no this is gonna be a crop top"
"oh, that's cute!!!"
BAHAHA 😂
2:30 I’ve worked at Home Depot for 2 years now and I feel how Ian does when he hears “excuse me”
Courtney and Damien acting like a couple that has their shit together but really don't is amazing
4:49
Aratrika Lahiri me sailing the ocean blue to find out who asked
@@zacharyarya3098 me sailing the ocean blue to find out why you're so salty
Lol
Aratrika Lahiri me sailing the ocean blue to whoop your arse
Every *Actual* Home Depot Ever:
Bag of soil: *exists*
Me: *SLAP*
JoyBox Trickster bruh
Same with rice bags
JoyBox Trickster YESSS
I don't get the joke lol
Same lmfao
Ian actually putting in effort to run while shayne isn’t even trying to run😂😂
man they both RUN hahahaha
I think the shoes Shayne was wearing might have actually slowed him down
That Courtney/Damien sequence was the most effing adorable thing that's ever effed
They’ve “effed” alright
Purest ship ever 😭
No one cares
No just no
Everyone's always shipping Shartney but Damien and Courtney have the most pure and lovely chemistry
“Man art school has made my life torture.”
-Shayne Topp 2020
the montage with courtney and damien was so cute 🥺
First
@@arsenicCatnip3 shut up
@@monkeydude124 you shut up
Yea until he almost DIED
@@WeDoArmaStuff you eat a shush burger
shayne: "hey do you know where are the zip ties?"
me: "my number one enemy..."
prince nishinoya that’ll be in electrical sir
I read this as it came up😂
You mean tweezers?
Do you watch My Hero Academia and Haikyuu?
@Kylah McQuiston I mean I watched a show where the main character was traumatized by zip ties. Why are there so many zip ties in everything?
Why do Courtney and Damien look like they’re about to release the greatest romance movie of all time
Kyla Chloie I know right!
Shut thine mouth
seeing that made me hella sad
Kyla Chloie Shourtney is officially over 😢
._.
The Damien-Courtney couple actually painted the walls the same color as my actual house...
Sad really
Oh man
There the painters
I'm so saaaddd😢😢😭😭😭
Yeah it’s cute
And funny at the same time
“You said we were going to toys r us”
Don’t worry I feel your pain
They did go to toys r us for grown man
Me too 😔
Strange for me, i'm always feel excited when my parents takes me to the Home Depot
@Kaison Fawcett not in Canada or what the name was
Right in the childhood
"Man, art school has made my life torture..."
me, cradling a bachelor's in fine arts: "man, I felt that"
Scrofar weird flex but ok
Why was the Courtney and Damien montage actually cute
Do you know what the music is
@@endxodia goosebumps and butterflies
@@user-fx2uz4yq6p you can only find it on Spotify tho
Mabye you feel like its relatable
Because courtamien is a Beautiful thing
"Art school has made my life miserable"
Reminds me of my step mom, she studied stuff like architecture and art history and she also can't let go of aNY tiny "flaw" in my parent's house. She's normally pretty sweet but I honestly felt bad for the people who were doing work on their house bc nothing was ever Quite Right.
I'm pretty sure it was an art school that started WW2.
My stepmom is like that but she's normally nice
He said torture not miserable
@@lilthicc485 k cool
When Damien said “Ooh some plants I’m gonna kill” -- I FELT THAT ON AN ASTRONOMICAL LEVEL
Watching my roommates new Venus fly trap plant slowly die
Petition for “every [every blank] ever”
Siddharth Agarwal signed
Signed, sealed and stamped.
I think they already did that 🤔
Signed
Signed
Damien is hands down the best store employee you can ever have
Yash agreed
They forgot the one boomer employee who somehow knows where everything is in the store.
The man is LITERALLY playing Pokémon GO during work
@@yetusthatfeetus That’s why I always prefer the boomer employees
For anyone wondering, the cute song that starts playing at 4:48 is called "Goosebumps and Butterflies"
Wyatt Pereira who’s the artist ?
Paul Rawson and Danny Farrant
I though it was Bad Relationship and an impending divorce hah ha ha...
Thank you so much ❤
I’m vibing to that indie music
Yea I’m trying to find that song so I can add it to my Spotify playlist
@@jldoesart7221 goosebumps and butterflies by Darren something.
why cant find that song on you tube any more :(
@@aiweiikuchbhi7692 copyright maybe
I like how in the first skit on Damien’s phone he was playing Pokémon go
I know
True
@@BigdaddyD69youp
Ni
And he was catching a chansey
Me to my mom every time she mentions Home Depot for flowers: “LOWE’S IS CHEAPER”
lowes doesnt have much things tbh :/
lol ikr
Jeez damnit
Menards is cheaper than Lowe's but they aren't everyware
1987 Yamaha Jog in Mississippi they do
Nobody:
Shayne: *Howeverrrr....*
Shyane choosing a light bulb:
but
nevertheless
nonetheless
still
yet
though
although
even so
(but) for all that
(but) despite that
(but) in spite of that
anyway
anyhow
be that as it may
having said that
notwithstanding
still and all
howbeit
withal
natheless
@@MrLunaMars lol
courtney's hair and dress in the paint scene give her big Ms. Frizzle energy
It made me think of Miss Pillsbury from Glee
My name is Daniel as well
@@danielspidenio2968 neat
But younger
It was such a cute look on her
The fact he's playing Pokemon Go at the start makes it better
And that hes team mystic 💙
Eve likes bacon best team
No one:
Shartney Shippers: *desperately holding on to their shipper after seeing strong Courtamien/Dartney content*
That's totally a mood rn
Shartney is yes
Omg I love your videos and I always see your comments 😍😍
courtamien is better
Bella And Friends Productions Nah
"You said we were going to Toys R Us" My home depot was right next to a toys r us...all the disappointment of walking from the parking lot to the wrong store...
My toys r us turn into a Volvo dealership
My Toys R Us is still there but Abandoned
Jongho’s Un-Holy Child OH SHIT MAIE SURE NO VLOGGERS GO BY THAT PLACE
Isn't it a Donald Glover reference?
Some: *deciding between lightbulb colors*
Others: *laughs in Hue*
Oh thats funny huehuehuehuehuehue
Tik Tokers: *Laughs in LED’S *
DId yOu lOoSe yOuR iNvItE tO tHe hYpE hOuSe iN tHe mAiL.-?
5:06 my sims flirting be like
0:57 “Table For Two” by Hans Zimmer and Jim Dooley (I’ve heard this song before in a Disney Channel commercial between 2012 and 2015.)
4:48 “Goosebumps and Butterflies” by Danny Farrant and Paul Rawson
Thanks, I really loved "goosebumps and butterflies" but I didn't know the name
Bull, no couple has ever agreed on paint colors. One side always gives in.
That happened. Damien caved, they painted...he hated, she admitted defeat, they went back. Now its Courtney's turn to cave for round 2.
I totally thought the sequence was going to end with them at each other's throats because they can't agree on color lol
i'm glad i got to pick the colours for my room. single life has its perks lol, and my room is now the perfect shade of sky blue 💙
Lol almost if the rooms in my house have 2 colors
That is so true
Here are some potential ideas for future Every Blank Evers:
Every Costco Ever
Every JCPenney Ever
Every Kmart Ever
Every Kohl's Ever
Every Macy's Ever
Every Marshalls Ever
Every Nordstrom Ever
Every Ross Ever
Every Sears Ever
Every T.J. Maxx Ever
That'll be awesome!
Alexander Banos a lot of them are quite similar so maybe only like 1 or 2 would be good
I'm British sooooo what f#@&!! Are those
Alexander Banos ty ty ty
@Dareen Sadieh OK, 😂😂😂👌
Every Costco ever would be great.
I work at Home Depot, and Damien’s character playing Pokémon Go while at the register at the beginning was literally me when I was a cashier. 100% accurate.
Really? Man, if I tried to do that, I'd be fired on the spot! Our phones get taken away if they're used for anything but the app to find stuff for people.
Yooo fellow associates
Make sure your boss doesn't see it
thats really lucky of damien and you to have Gym at his workplace....
They used to yell at us for using phones but then the app came out and they weren't allowed to yell at us anymore just in case we were using the app on it for a customer
“Ooo some plants that I’m going to immediately kill”
I felt that
Naiya Newhouse Same. It hit a little too close to home to be honest...
As a worker at Home Depot for over a year, this is scarily accurate
Every "Interview" Ever... just to have any Papadilla reference to get us going for a while.
No one:
Smosh: Still making good videos in lockdown
the_green_alien_crew yusssss
green gang
This was made before quarantine
@@zachdecker6154 quit ruining it for them smh
well all of these were made before lockdown
Courtney and Damien as couple looking for paint 😂😂😭
The damien and courtney part is really cute though!
ashmita adhikari The Courtamien is strong in this one
No
it also makes me wanna stab my self.
Courtney making that ugly dress look good.
Don’t start a fan fiction
Do "Every Theatre Kid Ever"
And
"Every Art School Ever"
Angelo Barnachea theatre kid good idea, not so sure about the art school.
also I’m pretty sure they have to finish the ones they recorded because quarantine. but they can do one at home, it just won’t be as good
ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝔻𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕤 holy crap calm down it was an idea and these are probably prerecorded chill dude
ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝔻𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕤 fucking hell chill mate, they pre recorded these
After this pandemic
Bring''s back memories, it remains me when i work for Home Depot the manager's didn't care one bit on how some employees work.Some employees Care and don't care.
Tell me about it. Lowe's is the same way too. My friend use to work at both Home Depot and then later Lowe's and the management at both retail chains could not care less about how every employee does his or her job.
"Art school has made my life torture." Shane, stop spying on my life!
5:01
My mind immediately: Oh my God, that's *SO AWKWARDDDD*
“I thought we were going to toys R S”
This must have been made a while ago
R US
Normal kid Nick no it wasn’t it was 2020
“I’m not allergic I’m sad”
- Me to my family everyday in quarantine
Every home depot ever
Toilet: exists
Me: LEMME SIT ON THAT
HAH as an art student, shayne’s “art school has made my life torture” is so freaking true. I can’t enjoy anything for what it is anymore
Sad y’all didn’t include just staring at all the ceiling fans
Holden Es and the lights (chandeliers and lamps etc)
@@dasiypotterhead3217 the chandelier aisle is my shit
Husband - "I don't care what color, honey. You pick."
Goth wife - "I'm thinking black."
As long as she's a goth it's nothing to worry about.
I was dying at the curtain scene haha glad to see Ian still got it
4:46 Ooh some plants I’m gonna immediately kill!
I don’t know why that is exactly me 😂
“Art school has made my life torture” that is so true. I can’t enjoy this thing because my mind is already telling me about all the various art historical facts about it
The first skit with Damien and Ian really brought back days. People be telling how they could build a shed for cheap. I was like "yeah, you go do that". We had to check them for homeless people in the winter. Not with what they were paying me for, I just went out to my car and sat there.
Courtney's character being allergic to to every is literally me when I'm at one of those types of stores.
Sameeeeeee!!
"sir please don't talk to the other customers"
What my extremely introverted self says to me every day
Damien's voice over for the commercial was so good! (And I have been listening those ads all day for years
“YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO TOYS R US”
every kidnapping ever
OMG ITS DENZEL ONFROY!!
"every home depot ever" ...proceeds to make a set that looks like ace hardware
it’s sponsored ace hardware
What’s a de-pot it’s de-poe
Bougie Rats Weird Adventures it’s depot. Idk how old you are kid
There all depots, I dont know if you noticed but lowes and other hardware stores/depots all look very alike. It doesnt mean there using a set from your local hardware store that looks like every other hardware store...
Bougie Rats Weird Adventures, No it’s not
you can tell ian still has that child left in him that we all miss but he’s not letting it out and it’s so sad. I miss the old days of smosh 😭 I miss the days when it was just anthony and ian being there crazy selfs
do you mean the videos where the entire script is just: BITCH
Me: *in Home Depot*
My brain: Do it
Me: Why?
My brain: Just do it
Me: *inhales deeply though my nose* Oh yes, hardware store smell...
Italian Ice only breath like that with hamon
Courtney: *Sneezes everywhere *
Shayne: *Starts Dancing * IT’S CORONA TIME
-_-
I mean its common knowledge that you don't sneeze if you have Covid, but whatever.
FishPants can you not take a joke?
WORD WIZARD ah yes, what we call Corona Time now
Internet _idiot it’s just a joke damn
0:58 You know, this segment has a whole new meaning knowing what we know now.
Wow no “I’m going to Lowe’s” jokes or “I wanna speak to your manager” Karen jokes. Or the all time favorite, “I spend thousands of dollars in here”
I had a customer tear his credit card up and throw it at me. I work at the front desk/ customer service.
Dionna Poland I’m a garden supervisor and we get some characters
@@sinistersalem1983 Same.
Yes people love the lowes line
I work at Lowe’s and always get “I’ll just go to Home Depot”. Funny how they always come back the next day
Everybody's gangster until that one kid making weird faces on the toilet in the aisle
Oh just to let you know you spelt aisle wrong
Huh?
Wdym? Isnt that the toilet stall? I take a dump there all the time and people have allergic reaction to stuff so they give weird faces in my direction. The toilet never flushes though 🤔
""Honey! Get to the car! I thought the toilets were usable!" That cracked me up so much
I love that Smosh somehow advertises for companies by roasting them
"Art school has made my life torture"
Truer words have never been spoken
YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO TOYS R US
Me: it's dead this is now your TOYS R US
Im irish so im just gonna pretend this is called every b&q ever
Adam Doyle right
Nah woodies
Yeah
Bunnings
@@roasta9013 with the greatest sausage sizzles ever
2:11 The best scene from this video. You got to love Shayne
everyone talking about how they relate to this...
me, as a european:
"WTF is a Home Depot?"
TastyBrush, it really do be like that
In denmark home depots are just like silvan, bauhaus and others :p
Here in Finland we got like plantagen for plants and Bauhaus for other shit (for you Americans Bauhaus is like home Depot)
Bunnings warehouse. Lowest prices are always the beginning.
It's B&Q
Every wendy's ever
Every dunkin ever
Every Walgreens ever
Every Lowes ever
Every five below ever
Every five guys ever
Every Roche brothers ever
always _ loyal every high five ever
Yes
always _ loyal every five guys PLEASE
Every mexicanoever
every taqueria ever
Every corona beer ever
Every stinky feet ever
Every ugly people ever
Every girl period ever
every inmigrant ever
Every texan ever
Every poop ever
Every funny people ever
Please every Walgreens ever
This is pretty relevant now that Angela has a Home Depot commercial playing over TH-cam videos. Don't know who the other guy in the ad is, but that was definitely Angela. I'm referring to a real ad, not this video, per se.
I just saw that and came here wondering if anyone else is getting it.
I’ve been in the industry for too long. I was yelling, “They’re in the electrical section!” Like it was a goddamn episode of Sesame Street.
Favorite Scene: The Painting the room with Indie Music
I love this because it so clearly was not filmed at an actual Home Depot
No one:
Also no one:
Literally no one:
Me: *plays home depot earrape theme*
no one isnt funny and neither is your punchline
“ I’m not allergic I’m sad.” - Courtney Miller 2020
“ Where’s the section where I can build a better personality?”- Courtney Miller 2020
when shayne was running after Ian for help it reminds me of when shayne was chasing Keith saying "gimme my hat back" on try not to laugh.
What video was that
Damien stole Shane’s girl and identity
Anime lover 642 yes, i feel that
Woahhhhhhhh ooooooopppsss
oops
oops
Says ''show 2 replies'', shows 5. TH-cam is broken.
*Me- never been to a home depot in my life
*Also me- Haha that's so funny
zoe rachel McKarthy there are so many Home Depot-like places, so this video still kinda relatable lol.
I have a home depot real close and im in Mexico
3:24
When you brought that Rubik’s brand 4x4, you were already doomed to be heard and found
Damien wearing a shirt with a chain on it and still also putting a chain on: iconic
No one
Smosh:making everyone’s quarantine better
I miss this old hardware store that used to be in my town. Every department had a retired trades man heading it so you could get professional answers and they had bins for screws, bolts and nails so you didn't have to buy a whole box when you only needed like 2 or 3.
So sad this store doesnt exist in my country so I cant relate:(
You have home r us??
dude I feel you
I no
how? there a home depot in every country
Same. We have something similar called B&Q. No idea why
Damien: I can't help you
Damien's phone: JUST CATCH THE DANG BLISSEY
The bit on 4:48 was the cutest thing ever. Also I have never seen Courtney in a dress up until now.
Aussies: what’s Home Depot we only know Bunnings.
Bunnings!!! They need to change their slogan to "the place everyone hanging out this pandemic."
Yh same in Britain we b like
I only know B&Q
Ya know it’s a global crisis when yer can’t get ya Bunnings snags
As a British person I also felt that
9 seconds ago never been so early since 2013
R3ker 2016 good for you
Same
Hmm
Man I havent watched Smosh in like 8 years. It's interesting to see where they are now. Back then it was only two guys. I cant tell if their comedy is the same or if it has changed. But its interesting to see that they are still semi-popular.
You guys should do every Courtney frickin Miller ever 😂
Bruh in my head I was like “imagine if they make a every Home Depot ever” and here it is
*"You said we were going to Toys R Us"*
The memories hahaha pulling up to Home Depot was the worst as a child 😂
this only helped solidify my belief that Courtney and Damien would make the c u t e s t couple
Takari Arrant I ship it so hard!
Shayne out here really changing my opinions on lightbulbs
Ella Mayers yeah, a dream I wish I could have.
A powerful impact indeed.