My morning routine: 1. Wake up 2. Yawn 3. Sun rays hits my eyes 4. Close my eyes for a minute 5. Accidentally fall asleep 6. Wake up hours later 7. Repeat tomorrow morning
I was adopted because my mom died and my dad didn't want me and always asked my self in the morning if I'm a mistake then I lie to myself saying I'm all right but I'm lying
Everything’s fine ‘cause there’s merch in the store Yeah, merch in the store We’re all stuck inside and we miss the outdoors Wait, don’t think about that Stop thinking about that! Yeah, there’s merch in the store Comfy and cute and great in the shower I mean, what? I miss human touch Merch in the store, new merch in the store!
My Morning Routine Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday: Get up and Play games all day Monday and Tuesday: Get up, do computer work, Get School Food
Morning routine. -*_wake up_* -*_Existential crises_* -*_Thinking why Kittens can't vote_* -*_writing petition for kitten's rights_* -*_Goggling how to form a kitten's cult_* -*_End up following Damien's cult_* -*_Write longass comments which nobody reads._* -*_Cry myself to sleep_* *_Damien (Tyler):Tyler be with you_* *_Me:And with you also,Tyler._*
@@archiebensley8662 I'm not positive, but I think he went to only part time, or less. Idk but I think they mentioned something about that in a pod, i might be imagining it tho
@@lilyroberts2451 , when you pour milk and add the cap back on and repeat over time, the left over milk dries on the cap and flakes into whatever you're putting milk in. So kind of, but not really. -an experienced milk crust accidental swallower...
Holy, the way Jackie was flirting with Bill is exactly how I would flirt with someone, jesus, 'I want to engage with you conversationally on the perchance we may share a glance across the room when we were hoping we weren't looking, so we could move the energy from conversational to more than conversational' and then the paper just gets crumpled up. Damn, flirting be hard
"Oh no, I accidentally hit snooze...12 times." I feel personally attacked.
Averam is awesomely awesome sounds wrong you are supposed to hit snooze 1000000000000000000 times
Milan Carevic really that’s like nothing. I hit it around 97512e+100000000
Ikr
my morning routine:
**wake up**
**stare at the floor for 10 seconds**
**go back to sleep**
wigconic same
10 seconds is a bit long you know
wigconic lol ikr
Now that's me and that's rilly funny
my morning routine:
*wake up*
*stare at the floor for 10 seconds*
*go back to sleep*
*Quarantine starts*
My sleeping schedule: *lEtS gEt TwIsTy*
i'm so glad tommy's making more little songs omg
I kind it reminded me of dhmis
it
They are perfect!
Squirrels in my pants S.I.M.P.
Who is tommy
The world : *literally dying*
Teachers : I nEeD yOu tO fInisH tHe aSsingMent TOmorRow
Teachers: YoU nEeD tO dO fInAlS bY 11:30am
@@hestiathegoddess3718 especially indian...
You guys still haven’t finished school?
I finished school in March and I’m in 9th grade and turning 10th grade
@@vikko0 nono they're talking about the assignments that are given over the online classes...
@@vikko0 I'm still going till Friday andy brother the Wednesday after
The merch song is so catchy, I memorized it without noticing.
Also love Tommy's voice.
I had it stuck in my head for like a week after I first saw the vid.
It's giving DHMIS
My morning routine:
1. Wake up
2. Yawn
3. Sun rays hits my eyes
4. Close my eyes for a minute
5. Accidentally fall asleep
6. Wake up hours later
7. Repeat tomorrow morning
So basically, sleep? No eat? How are you alive bro
I just sleep play roblox then do online school then a nap the another nap then repeat
I sleep with my dog btw
And I eat to
Ye Hm *morning* routine
"The world is on fire
Everything's bad"
*continues sleeping*
A mood
My worlds on fire
How bout yours
That Random Guy no.
I thought ur picture was LazarBeam lol
So me!
Is no one talking about how cute Olivia’s little puppy is
@Kelvin Irawan a puppy???
@Kelvin Irawan a puppy???
Yeah it would look even better inside my tummy
Kelvin Irawan r/cursedcomments
Kelvin Irawan oh my god😂😂😂
My morning routine:
**stares at ceiling for a second**
**somehow stares for 6 more hours**
I wish I had nothing to do :(
“Accidentally”…………….…? Lol! 😅❤
I feel personally attacked that Ian doesn't eat a pink frosted sprinkled donut every morning
underrated comment
You think modern smosh gonna do actually good jokes?
fishfish run
Yet you’re still here watching smosh? 🙄 stop complaining
remember this SHUT UP
michael washington omg i think only OG’s wil only remember
i could listen to a radio all day if damien himself will be the radio host....
It's just something about his voice that makes me happy.
Yea lol
Jacklyn having a lowkey breakdown abouy the crusty milk was hilarious
Milk gets CRUNCHY?!?!?!?
"Every Morning Routine Ever"
Me in Quarantine: *Wait we still have those?*
@1750 subs before Tomorrow go get help. No.
3:13 Thank you for the SOAD reference, Ian
ikr
I 100% appreciated that reference
The sign of the cross after the prayer to Satan killed me, omg.
Both Satan and God - "I'm getting mixed signals here..."
Me: looks in top right at merch
Also me: “I can get a Courtney for a low price of $49.99! Yay!”
Adoption at its finest
You can also get her for $29.99
You can get her Ian and shayne for 34.99$
@@evj4026 Kidnapping? Or surprise adoption?
Where is Courtney?
I would love to see a “Every Kahoot ever”
So true
Agreed
Doo do doo do do
I play Kahoot with my class
Elena Serrano *NO ONE CARES*
How is no one talking about the fact that ian has his bowl haircut again
No he doesn't
Sierrah Hofzon it’s transforming into it
:OOOOOOOOOOOO
IKR, IT'S COMING BACK :D
Shoutout cacko
"Comfy and cute and great in the shower
I mean what?!
I miss human touch" i-
Shane we're recruiting you for the revolution as our new katniss everdeen
"Why are there so many songs with the word wake up"
I feel you buddy..
69 likes nice
Wake up wake up wake up its the first of the month
wake up you need to make money, yeah
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP is my favorite :)
Yeahhh its a WAKE UP call
3:14 I feel like that was a system of a down reference
Same
Deinetely
of course it was
hahaha yeah probably
Petition for “Every Murderer Ever”
and what about a petition for ever petition ever
where do i sign
Hah, yeah. Never heard of murder. What’s a murder? Murder? What?
I can smell demonetization
Yass
10 years ago: MY MORNING ROUTINE!
10 years later: every morning routine ever
yea..
can you remember they told they will make my evening routine video
Old Smosh > New Smosh
5 years actually..
*5
"everything fine cuz there's merch in the store" will be stuck in my head for weeks xD
My morning routine:
Wake up 10 minutes before I need to leave
*rush everything*
Rock up at 8AM with my eyes barely open
Same just different time 🤣🤣
Same here
Plot twist, the shirt wasn’t ugly, they just wanted to see Shane’s abs 😂😏
I mean same
Well he is you know.
Well, who wouldn't!
Gokul Hemanth Kumar gay
Shayne’s gains: 1
Global pandemic: 0
When Damien said “doot doot doot doot doot doodoot”
I felt that.
I love this new merch opening to every video, every single time it plays it honestly makes me laugh
Nobody:
Smosh: *making everyone’s quarantine better*
“Now go take that shirt off.”
Speaking for the masses.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
English teachers: I’m gonna need that essay by 9am sharp
hahha ok
Mine was 6 A.M. sharp or it would be a zero
Are y'all not gonna talk about Tommy singing that amazing intro?
Who's tommy
@Jason Tedjojuwono
A member at Smosh
Sure
@@scottscott9874 does he appear in any vid
Oh nvm I saw him in a few gaming vids
Jason Tedjojuwono he's been in quite a few try not to laugh videos, and he's bloody hilarious
My morning routine:
*wake up
*watches tv
*thinking if I’m a mistake
*plays game
I was adopted and abused by my parentes until 2012 since i moved out at 16
@@arildmortensen9477 woah
jj
I was adopted because my mom died and my dad didn't want me and always asked my self in the morning if I'm a mistake then I lie to myself saying I'm all right but I'm lying
“Every things fine when there’s merch in the store”😂
“Wake up grab a brush and put a lil make up”
😏I see you Ian and your SOAD reference
hahaha same I absolutely love that reference. Soad are my favorite. I was literally looking for a comment of someone that noticed that
Everything’s fine ‘cause there’s merch in the store
Yeah, merch in the store
We’re all stuck inside and we miss the outdoors
Wait, don’t think about that
Stop thinking about that!
Yeah, there’s merch in the store
Comfy and cute and great in the shower
I mean, what? I miss human touch
Merch in the store, new merch in the store!
*When Olivia ate ice cream for breakfast, I felt personally attacked.*
Just Some Guy With A Goatee well stay inside and block anything from the outside world
Now one with a goatee? What's next, one with a unibrow?
Its scary that that part played right as I was reading this.
Noone litterly no one:
Smosh: lets make a song about merch xd and its about being alone noice
Haha so funny IM dead lmaoo
but the song bops tho
@@elzaandtk true
When quarantine is finally over you could do every reunion ever! 😛
No
My Morning Routine
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday:
Get up and Play games all day
Monday and Tuesday:
Get up, do computer work, Get School Food
Same expect NO SCHOOL WORK
1 facts 2 the other person is not wrong
Who just loves Shaynes hair when he is brushing his teeth? (Just me?) ok
@1750 subs before Tomorrow no
@1750 subs before Tomorrow Sad you have to beg for subscribers. I have 28 and I don't have one damn thing on my channel. Hahahahaha.
😸😸😸
@@kerstiesweeney actually 27
Morning routine.
-*_wake up_*
-*_Existential crises_*
-*_Thinking why Kittens can't vote_*
-*_writing petition for kitten's rights_*
-*_Goggling how to form a kitten's cult_*
-*_End up following Damien's cult_*
-*_Write longass comments which nobody reads._*
-*_Cry myself to sleep_*
*_Damien (Tyler):Tyler be with you_*
*_Me:And with you also,Tyler._*
omg haha
Don’t worry. I read this.
did i ask
@@adomloll i did
May Tyler be with you.
My morning routine:
Eat
Eat
Eat
Repeat
XD so true
Mine is
Game
Game
Game
Get abused by my parents
Game
Game
Get abused by my parents
Go to sleep traumatized
@@r4yv1 Mood
I love your guys videos I get so happy when I look up at my phone and see a new smosh video. Keep up the hard work guys!
Same
Lol same
When Ian gets his bowl cut back.
Me: *Happiness noises.*
My morning routine:
**Wake up**
**Moans in the most unusual way**
**Goes back to sleep**
“Curse my incredible archery skills”
A few minutes later in bloopers: misses 4 times
9:18 Had me LAUGHING! XD
Even their bloopers are the best!! xD
7:23
"Curse my incredible archery skills"
I died.
Smosh: Posts 10 min every [blank] ever video
*[Everybody liked that]*
Shayne waking up suddenly and the first thing he does is check his phone is something we all do at least once a week.
Random fact:
A single strand of spaghetti is called spaghetto.
Nice to know im not the only one here that watches smosh that knew that
Wow
The frick
Oh so when I eat spaghettio’s it’s one strand of spaghetti? 😂😂
I'm in the spaghetto, pastatataa
No one
Me when I see someone pass from bed to couch:THE PERFECT HUMAN
Me: wakes up
A couple minutes later...
Me: *sound asleep*
We did it boys. We found the thing that will make Gus Johnson laugh:Damien the Human Trumpet
I miss Noah :(
Also, I loved Tommy's little jingle in the beginning haha
where is he
RobinflysHigh what happened to him
@@archiebensley8662 I'm not positive, but I think he went to only part time, or less. Idk but I think they mentioned something about that in a pod, i might be imagining it tho
Wait did he leave
Personal opinion but i think smosh is better without noah. Shane n courtney re killing it tho
In like all smosh videos, when someone even once mentions coffee Ian goes on a whole rant about My Favorite Coffee
When this is all over everyone watching back will be so confused about all these videos
They'll probably remember that time the world stopped.
Bruh it's not like everyone forgot about 911 or the plague, or any other historic event
Olivia: holds flower while sleeping to smell it first thing in the morning
Me: write that down write that down!
2:13
Amanda took this to the extreme. I was shook, but it was funny as well.
Nobody:
Not even me:
Smosh: “ThErE’s MeRcH iN tHe StOrE”
T h e r e ' s m e r c h i n t h e s t o r e
Dr. Evil there can only be one
I’m dr evil from 40 minutes ago
1750 subs before Tomorrow are u makin fun of us 😂
Smosh: posts
Everyone: *goes straight to the comments*
Its funny because its true
Fax.
only ogs remember the morning routine from 5 years ago when they said they would make a afternoon routine which they never did..
just watched it ;-;
i remember
THAT SYSTEM OF A DOWN REFERENCE I'M CRYING
Wdym
Thank you! was hoping someone would point that out!
Shinaka Kagauki 3:13 Chop Suey
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT!
Yea man 100%
Is Ian growing back is bowl cut? WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!
I Love That He's Doing That :)
Man, "merch in the store" is a bop.
Jacklyn is a gift to God’s green earth if I do say so myself
Why was Damien’s “smooth jazz” low key good though
*high-key
My morning routine:
Well I stay up until like 5AM so idk
Haven’t been this early since I ate my twin in the womb
Hold up...
@1750 subs before Tomorrow how many times have you put that in the comments it isnt funny
2020: “who’s watching this cause there stuck at home because of the Coronavirus”
2021: “any survivors here watching?"
Shut up in 2021 99% of the population is gonna be alive its not like we're suffering from constant nuclear bombs
@@Raigatu true
There's plenty more 2020 to go
Hehe we ain’t hit level 6 yet tho
Darkrai Gaming the point is it’s funny
Olivia is so relatable. I always thought that is sunrise then i realized it's 4pm
“i accidentally hit snooze......12 TIMES”
same bro same
Your name... It breaks so many rules...
@@yoyo_ftw what's wrong with his name?
Yo-yo_FTW wdym?
Quarantine will kill your gains
Shayne:
Well yes but actually no
If Shayne would diet and get down to 10-14% body fat then he would look so shredded.
I’m British
We don’t get milk crust
The hell is that
I’m now scared of milk is that a phobia
Pls help me eat cereal again
Same man, i feel your pain of the unknown...
I’m British too maybe get another spoon and pluck it out
I’m in the US and even I don’t know what the hell that is. But I’m kinda assuming that’s what happens after it expires.
@@lilyroberts2451 , when you pour milk and add the cap back on and repeat over time, the left over milk dries on the cap and flakes into whatever you're putting milk in. So kind of, but not really.
-an experienced milk crust accidental swallower...
Milk crust freaks me out
I will get a whole new class of milk because it is so gross
"Curse my incredible archery"-Shayne Topp , 2020
Smosh is actually the one channel is keeping me alive
“Oh no! I ‘accidentally’ hit snooze, 12 times!”
Ok the only thing missing in this video is Courtney
and noah
Jack Frester where has Noah been for the last videos
yes all i want is courtney
And anthony :(
@@diorsxf he was mauled by Damien's cat
Who's favorite part was the merch in the store thing in the beginning?! LMFAO Ima go buy merch now,
3:13
“wake up grab a brush and put a little make up”
Is that chop suey?
Yes it is
Meloetta7 i thought so😂
i thought the same thing so i checked if someone else wrote it in the comments
thats what I thought lol
I like how uninthouiasticly he said it
Nobody:
Absolutely No One:
Smosh: MeRcH iN tHe StOrE
"A message for morning people from the night owls: stop it." I really felt that.
i said it once at tntl live and i'll say it again: hey shayne bASIC ASS PHONE BACKGROUND 💕
My brother, Duck Fayce.
My morning routine:
Alarm goes off
Hit snooze 10 times
Actually wake up
Rush to get ready for work
I'm so glad there's a Playlist of these. I'm stuck in bed with covid, and these have been so fun to re-watch between exhaustion naps
9:34
Jacky: * complimenting the bowl of cereal she made * "Where you been? A liquid? Haha yeah!"
This woman's funny she great I tell you
When your morning routine consists of waking up, and then going back to sleep
1:50 me after pulling an all nighter and sleeping for 20 minutes in bed
Holy, the way Jackie was flirting with Bill is exactly how I would flirt with someone, jesus, 'I want to engage with you conversationally on the perchance we may share a glance across the room when we were hoping we weren't looking, so we could move the energy from conversational to more than conversational' and then the paper just gets crumpled up. Damn, flirting be hard
Random Fact:
Its illegal to break the law in Finland
I mean. You're not wrong.
When i open my eyes, i can see
You want to know why you can’t pick up a house but can lift a rock? *Because the house is too heavy.*
Interesting.
.......Huh
Thank you, Smosh, for another entertaining video!!!
My morning routine:
Wakes up
Deep inhale
Exhale
Sit on the bed for about 10 seconds
Lay down again
Stare at the ceiling for 30 seconds
Sleep again
No one:
Not one soul:
Me: My morning routine is basically an afternoon routine. I have a problem
xious _ see that wouldn’t have been funny without the “nobody:”. Thank god you decided to put that in
2:13 literally my favorite part
Today is going to be a great day and here’s why: I get to stay in bed.
@Kylah McQuiston ....maybe
My whole life has lead to this moment, and here's why: I have never been satisfied before this comment.
ian you are so inspiring because despite anthony leaving you are still able to put in a lot of effort. I appriciate it, BIACH
3:16
Well this ain't in my morning routine cause I don't take showers in the morning 😂