When he was talking about the mom asking her kids for money for cigarettes I just couldn’t stop thinking that that is actually something my mom asked me
idk about dogs yet, but I do know that cats _do not_ taste things similar to humans. Cats can't really taste sweet, their tastebuds process sour, bitter, salt, and savory better. So chocolate would likely be pretty bland to them. (I'm a pre-vet student btw)
You can get fibromyalgia at a young age too. Have it since I was 8 years old and I'm 20 now. it's not only a elderly thing, but you feel like an elderly 😂
XxCanadian PsychoxX idk if this is the case but if you have a bunch of house then property taxes or whatever will happen. Not sure if it happens with cars too
You could do a challenge.. I call it Good cop Bad cop: •start playing bit life •the good cop starts out making there life really good and make him/her a good person for about 3 bit life years •then the bad cop gets 3 bit life years to make him/her a really bad person with a bad reputation •you keep doing this until you get bored or the bit life person dies Not very creative but it might be fun to do something else with bit life. I don’t really care if you change rules or whatever. I hope you see this. ~Anon
In really sick today and I couldn't go to school and watching your videos made my day better thanks! (Ps this day is worse because I hate chicken noodle soup )
When I was younger my parents sometimes asked me for money because the bills were high and crop, cattle, and animal product prices were low, sometimes i only ate once or twice a day, but we’re still going strong
.O. THAT'S ME!!! When that person was nagging Genesis to get a job XD I was like: DAS ME and then I tried to imitate the virtual me, here's how it went: Virtual Me: "Genesis! You needs to get a job!" Me irl after Mike chose to argue: "Whelp, that went well..."
Bijuu, in answer to your question, my dog ate an entire Easter-egg (she lived thankfully but she was at the vets for quite a while), and she seemed very pleased with herself. I think she liked the taste of it. So now you know, dogs do enjoy chocolate, they just can't eat it :)
"It was a very tasty death" is probably one of my favorite quotes
imagine hearing that out of context
Starts dating at 12.
1 year later your 13.
You get pregnant at 13.
Tatosthetic - Okay. It was a spelling error..sorry
It’s okay. We both said sorry, so I’m that case I think we can just drop this topic. Sorry again.
Sorry
Doctor Phil is coming for you!!
Victor Mezynski shut up
Bitlife : *exists*
Bijuu mike : IT'S CHILD LABOUR TIME
Most funny thing I ever had seen
rip tide ew furry
Heleryn, Uhh ok?
Heleryn what the f**k
@@helerynkruusik9245 wth
Wow a baby at 13...
Dr.Phill’s coming for you.
@{introverted - aries} I hope there doing alright
And i swear my son is baby jesus
Dr Phil:
*W H E E Z E*
I can hear his footsteps banging on the floor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
{introverted - aries} WHAT!!!!!!
I had a baby at 13 😔😔😔😔
It’s Jesus 🖕🏼SIKE
Bijuu: Mistakens the cat for being buried instead of bought.
A few seconds later.....
Your cat has died
XD
O..m...g lel
He was right from the start
Emelie xXx b
@@raposa5274 B?
"I'm an anti-Vaxxer always"
*Grabs Pitchfork*
"Only in bit life"
*puts pitchfork away*
OMFG IT'S BIG CHUNGUS *bread
*sad pitchfork noises*
Why did you take out pitchfork?
I tried to change my name but It didn't Work xd
XD
Oh when I was tryna do something like that I just died. My debt was the cause of my death.
Wait, how?
69 likes :)
lol im subscribed to u makarilla
Dani puff lol who ruined it?
How?
Son: Can you pay for me to go to college?
Bijuu: NO!
A few days later: Son, can you give me money?
Lol XD
R/hmmmmm
Son: of course not!
bijuu: why you little- * gets out belt *
Bank: You owe us money
BitLife character: kIdS tAkE cArE oF iT, mY pRoBlEmS aRe YoUrS nOw
xD
Genesis Zuckerberg: pregnant at 13
Biju Mike: SHE'S PREGERS!!
PREGERRRRRRRRRRSSSSS
pRegErS
Bijuu!!!!!!
PREGGERRRSSS
When a youtuber jokingly describes a bad mom and they're just describing your mom.
By ANY chance in the world, is the Futaba-Chan in your name from persona 5? Or do I not get it...
@@evahewitt1679 Yee. I'm a persona weeb ^-^
I feel that.
Osoro And Futaba Fan I thought ur profile picture was musume ronshaku! 😂
When he was talking about the mom asking her kids for money for cigarettes I just couldn’t stop thinking that that is actually something my mom asked me
*Johnathan Died*
Mike: NO! johnathan!!
*Ten seconds later*
Mike: Ooh! I wanna new pet!!
EmmyPlayz101 I suuub
*you had me for the first part there not gonna lie*
I smell a dank doodle memes watcher :3
SIlly Willy *how did you find me out so quickly*
I watch all the ddms xD
Me: gave you 199 likes
Me:I guide others to a treasure that I can not posses
Got pretty shocked that she got pregnant at age 13
@Default Boi Boi what
@Default Boi *PREGAGANANT*
WTF
@Default Boi lies lies all lies
@Camila Lopez nope, 13
Make your kids pay for your debt
*PEPPER SPRAY*
I have been diagnosed with Fibromyalgia, I thought only old people got that
Pregnant at 13: Am I a joke to you?
“We are almost hitting that -100,000 mark there boi yeah”
-Bijuu Mike 2019
: *Has baby at 13*
1 year later: *Goes on doctor phil show*
Bijuu mike: *OMG ITS MY BITLIFE CHARACTER IM YOU!!!!!*
Bijuu: Every mom has social media, right?
Me: My mom has Discord.
Lol
Lissiebeth same
I just imagine an old lady yelling on voice chat when I read this.
Lissiebeth ew furry
@@helerynkruusik9245 I'm a furry and I'm proud... All I need is Blue Fox pajamas and my collection will be complete! :3
Congratulations!
You completed the "Teen Mom" challenge before you even did it!
At 13, thats really early hes a teen teen mom😂
That's what I said
*God I thought you did something crazy*
*I thought only old people got fibromyalgia*
... I'm 24 😂
You have fibromyalgia? Huh.
Wot is fibromyalgia
My Mums got it, when it acts up She refuses to get up
Dunno NIEN saddest of the sad
idk about dogs yet, but I do know that cats _do not_ taste things similar to humans. Cats can't really taste sweet, their tastebuds process sour, bitter, salt, and savory better. So chocolate would likely be pretty bland to them.
(I'm a pre-vet student btw)
Kewl!!
NO IT WOULD BE ACTUALLY TASTY TO THEM
Cool fact
I didn't read things and thought it said cats don't taste similar to humans 😂😂😂
I was like
How would you know that...
"Is it Hennesys?"
No, it's Genesis, you're saying a alcoholic drink.
I'm your biggest fann
I printed out a screenshot of one of your videos and I hung it on my wall lol
You have cool vids on ur channel
13 years old: Pregnancy...
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
He asked to propose to me -Bijuu Mike 2019.
Bobby Hill
*That boy ain't right*
I am pleased with your choice xd.
Lol
I won 192M. at the lottery, I divorced my wife because she was poor,
Then I had to pay her 191M.... my life is a lie.
BitLife karma 😂
I won a lot of money too and I decided to divorce and yeah... '-'
ima try this again.
I heard that if you say a youtubers name 3 times, I get that scrub reward. B)
bijuu mike
bijuu mike
bijuu mike
DANG IT MIKE
Genesis’ birthday is my birthday hopefully I won’t end up like her
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
"I have been diagnosed with fibromyalgia! "
Me: So has my mom,
Also me: but it isn't a joke this time
Love Puppy are u okay
@@elmonte4113 Don't ask me, ask my mother.
I really hope she recovers soon😭😭I am really sad, I hope she gets better!
Damn , I hope she gets better
Aw, sorry
You can get fibromyalgia at a young age too. Have it since I was 8 years old and I'm 20 now. it's not only a elderly thing, but you feel like an elderly 😂
*child protective services would like to know your location*
Lol the heart
XD yeah
Bijuu Mike: *Blame The Delinquents*
Child Protective Services: oh ok
"Hey son can you give me *money* "
"Wtf mom..."
"WHAT YOU SAY TO ME *grabs wooden spoon* "
Note to self: if Bijuu ever becomes a father don't let him name his child
You Tube: did you say PREGNANT?!
Me: no?!
TH-cam: DEMONETIZED!
Thank you for making me scrub of the day, now I can SCRUB it in everyone's face.
Please SCRUBscribe
*clapclapclapclapclapclapclap* a great pun indeed, you could SCRUB the floor with the weak puns of others.
Lol
*25 views* mkay
*66 comments* wait wh...
*113 likes* WhAT tHe hEcC
TH-cam is drunk nothing new
AverageEmoBoi guess what!? TH-cam’s broken again!🙃Of course😂😂😂
Lmao
Yeah, TH-cam has a drinking problem...
TH-cam is drunk again someone call his driver
in bitlife, my husband cheated on me, divorced me and I owed him 1 million dollars. i was SO mad
Your profile picture describes this.
I owed him 2.3 million dollars..... He wanted me just because of my money >:(
oh yeah? i owed him 6mil
You all owed people money? I owed mine 12mil but I left the game and came back and no money was spent
Looks like your bit life character needs to go to dr.Phil qwq
*notice me sempi qwq*
*qwq*
qwq
*senpai
@@ghostly618 I know my phone auto corrected it qwq
*senpai lol...
You were 13 AND YOU GOT PREGNANT HOW
wow that is really fitting to the challenge cuz it’s a bad decisions challenge
"Her Niece Shanice"
"Who's Shanice her mom?" - Bijuu Mike
My bitlife person had a baby with Yuri (from DDLC, she was a custom character)... it was a girl...
I named her Monika
Joey From The Adventures of Hamstore Wowwwwww
OMG WHO DOES THIS TO THEIR OWN CHILD😂LEAVING THEM IN DEBT😂
Bijuu Mike
"i won 7,000 the lost 10- NOOOOO MA FERARIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~ Bijuu Mike 2019
I DONT CARE IF IM A GOOD MINUTE LATE IM STILL GONNA COMMENT!!
*because I'm annoying*
waylon tgg \ waylon thegoodgamer so am IIIIIIIII
Oh, you think you’re late?
I'm 5 hours late
So am I, REALLY FRIGGIN' ANNOYING. You don't understand 👌😃👌
Yesterday:5 likes
Today:163 likes
WOAH
Emo Mike: **Has kid at age 15**
Also Emo Mike: **Blames delinquents**
big chungus *13*
EVERYTHING IS THE DELINQUENTS FAULT
**bijuu mike**
Delinquents: wtf
“A new camera angle a new me a new bitlife episode” 😝😂
“That was amazing after they die” idk why I laughed 😂
And this is why I don’t spoil my children but get a good degree in
*Bit Life college*
10:32 when you haven’t even married yet and are already talking about getting divorced
You parents buy you a cat the cat dies, your parents instantly buy you a new one then everything is fine
The mom protecc
The mom attacc
But most importantly
She makes her kids pay debt
JEA GG! (Attack protect)
@@flurp69 that's le joke
I got this notification when I was playing BitLife 😶
Lel
Lol OK
Okay?
@@lz2339 ikr I think they lying
*BLAMe THE DeLiNQuEnts*
*Child Protective Services has entered the chat*
*Mike: crap.. 0^0*
Mike: *blame the delinquents*
Best parenting skills ever 👌
Bijuu:*My iPad is broken*
iPad:*I'm broken* then he starts crying
oh no my finger broke when i clicked on this notifacation gotta buy me a new one
Every time I play and I have a job, I go into dept more and more each year bigger salary bigger dept..¿
Like bish wut da *ꂦꂦꎇ*
XxCanadian PsychoxX idk if this is the case but if you have a bunch of house then property taxes or whatever will happen. Not sure if it happens with cars too
Jennie DaWeirdo but da thing iz.......i had no houses
Nor cars
XxCanadian PsychoxX oh then wtf
Jennie DaWeirdo ikr
Did you have any kids?? Because they also bring you debt. I figured that out the hard way
“We hit that million mark!” ... wrong kind of million, mijuu. (-1,000,000) he sounded so excited...
Mijuu 😂😂
This man has too many nicknames, OceanPlays182
I love this guy so much he is so funny and so family friendly... Love all his videos
XD
I got my coffee and I’m ready to go
What? I was just saying that I was excited for the video and I had my iced coffee with me..
Ohh...I get it. You meant it was 6:08pm. Well it was 7:08 in the morning where I was.
Ok
Sounds great!
**Second later**
Oh i got diarrhea!
Bjuii Mike: *makes baby at 12*
FBI : *FBI OPEN UP*
Dad: *Son why is the fbi here?*
@@Amy-xe2om no theyre not
Not trying to be rude but it was 13😂 thats a funny joke though
i love your channel.I appreciate that you do scrub of the day to recognize your dedicated viewers.
Love u. U make me feel like I'm actually worth something
You are worth much more than you think
Òwó
Aww thanks
Hey, you're amazing! Youre worth a lot, dont cut yourself down like that! Hope you have a great day! ^-^
Thank you Mike for giving me entertainment during quarantine 🙂
I am sick. I have been binge watching your videos for 2 days. Thank you for the entertainment. I am now subscribed. Peace.
Pastel Galaxy, wise decision, my friend!
What a mood 😂
Started watching you channel yesterday and all ready subbed and hit the bell and I like all ur vids
Oooh
I got my tea ☕
Oops I spilled it
(↑ω↑)
Bubba I was actually drinking tea and I spilled it trying to drink it!🤣😂
@@UrFavChaosCreator #relatable 😂
Bubba 😂
Have more tea ☕️
**licks tea off floor**
You could do a challenge.. I call it
Good cop Bad cop:
•start playing bit life
•the good cop starts out making there life really good and make him/her a good person for about 3 bit life years
•then the bad cop gets 3 bit life years to make him/her a really bad person with a bad reputation
•you keep doing this until you get bored or the bit life person dies
Not very creative but it might be fun to do something else with bit life. I don’t really care if you change rules or whatever. I hope you see this.
~Anon
When instlife had that feature forever
Didnt pay bills and FBI comes to ur house?
BlAmE
Da
DeLiNqUInTs
I'm Early For Once! Bitlife Is A Great Game, The Way You Assault People Is Amazing. xd
I wish I was as brave as you
I’m afraid my kids would eat me if I asked them to pay off my debt
Mish Incorporated they would
I love you bijiu mike and i hope you see this comment and i wanted to know wjat’s the next challenge on your gacha mike account?
M playz he is **NOT** gacha mike
Putting all problems on your kid after you die is basically the way Steven was made.
Scrub of th day goes to....
EVERYONE!!
There we go now everyone is happy.
What about everytwo
@@Cool2Smart No scrub of the day for Everytwo. Everytwo is the only sad scrub.
:D
yes
I love your videos! I rewatch so many of your videos! Keep up the great work!
Aren’t you GaChA MiKe??? YeA YoU ArE!
Summer_plaz 1234 *nO*
TheDevilThemself Owo
He said don't look up Milt, but I looked it up anyway...
I hate my life
TTVJetpack Playz ツ um me too
....
...
fIsH dO tHaT?!!
I got 1 million dollars in debt by going to the casino. Pretty sad
I got 11 million in debt lol
In really sick today and I couldn't go to school and watching your videos made my day better thanks! (Ps this day is worse because I hate chicken noodle soup )
One time my dogo ate a chocolate chip cookie an just smiled at us when we were eating ours
When I was younger my parents sometimes asked me for money because the bills were high and crop, cattle, and animal product prices were low, sometimes i only ate once or twice a day, but we’re still going strong
My name is Genesis :O
It’s pronounce “JEN-a-SIS” you said it right the first time.
Mike: hello, not you, Mike here!
me: WHAT?!
.O. THAT'S ME!!! When that person was nagging Genesis to get a job XD
I was like: DAS ME
and then I tried to imitate the virtual me, here's how it went:
Virtual Me: "Genesis! You needs to get a job!"
Me irl after Mike chose to argue: "Whelp, that went well..."
Iwannawinston, Bobby Hill and her niece Shanice went golfing instead.
Who's Shanice?
*IS IT HER MOM*
Bijuu, in answer to your question, my dog ate an entire Easter-egg (she lived thankfully but she was at the vets for quite a while), and she seemed very pleased with herself. I think she liked the taste of it. So now you know, dogs do enjoy chocolate, they just can't eat it :)
Be careful! Once when I played BitLife, there was a chicken and I clicked pet.... yeah I died.... don't trust Chickens....
If I ever have a kid, I'm naming it "I Wannawinston"
-Sees bijuu
mike make BitLife videos
-throws android phone
-buys IPad
-breaks IPad
-😭
I was watching this... then I got a add about debt
What a coincidence
i once had a rich family that lasted 18 generations (1079 yrs)
If you change your will you can give all your debt to one person.
Omg! Genesis has a granddaughter with the same name as me! Aliyah!
Every decision made today was an amazing decision. Your children should be proud!!!!!!!!
this is what we like to call *smart parenting* ;)
edit; aa ive been noticed
Awesome video Biju Mike 😁