ADD ANIME CHARACTERS TO IT!!! *Any of your choice *the protagonist is the character you play as *Has to follow the story line in some way If you see this I was Bakusquad btw
I just logged onto discord and got the notification. Well then. Hi Mike, if you see this. Arekkusu Shadow back at it again Holy crap that’s more likes than I expected, thanks
a kid told me a joke something like my dad left for the gas station when i was 4, the gas station is 5 miles away, the average males walks 2 miles an hour.......so HOW HAS IT TAKEN HIM 10 YEARS
you wish You are so rude. This guy/girl was trying to write a funny comment, and you have no right to say “delete this comment”. If you don’t have anything to say, say nothing at all.
I’m not first I’m not last But when it comes to bijuu mike I am fast Edit: holy thx for 100 likes it’s the most I have gotten but can it get to 200? ( you don’t have to like if you don’t want)
Military hero challenge: Enlist in the military as soon as you can. Always be heroic, avoid death. Have a lover [Because so] Stay in the military as long as you can. Try to get deployed more than once. Get a medal. Try to get the heroic ribbon at the end of your life. Achieve the highest rank you can get.
Mike: So my first baby is going to be Kaylee, you are going to wish you were never born. Me(my name is Kaylee): Don't worry I already wish I wasn't born! >:3 I am weird I know >~
The figure skating jump was a Double Axel. The Axel is one of the hardest figure skating jumps because you have to do an entire rotation and a half instead of just one rotation so in this case, she did two and a half rotations.
2:38 oh my I love you for this very reason 😂 I’m a more mature teenager but I still enjoy your “childish” channel, no, that’s not an insult it’s a complement. Also you should like. Bring back scrub of the day and make me one, I’ve been here since 300k
Bijuu Mike I love your vids and I can't say how much love you give my making people's day with scrub of the day you warm my heart and I hope you have a wonderful day
it says 17 comments only 12 it says 28 like only 3 views it says 3 views 17 comments and 28 likes youtube, hold back on the beer ma dude and things like this won't happen youtube: youu dont tel meeee what to dooo
Elia Cadet I hate these comments! TH-cam is not "drunk" but the people who clicked the like button, liked it so fast that TH-cam hadn't counted them as a view, yet. If you refresh the page it will be NORMAL!
I really want to be in a BitLife video but I’m not allowed to get Twitter so yeah... Reasons why I should be in a video: I’m a subscriber, I like burgers, I play BitLife, and I’m a hotdog
AhHhHhhh I was featured iN yOuR viDeOooOoo? This just made my day 😂 I have found a new determination to work even harder now! I have been doing this sport for almost 14 years now lol. Haven’t been on tv yet, but I’ll let you know when I have ;) Yes, I like anime too. (Mostly naruto) Ahhhh just thank you 😂😂😂😂❤️
And when I got the notif that you liked my tweet, I was freaking out all day 😂 I was like “oh my god he actually saw it? People see my tweets on Twitter?! What is this??!”
I have a challenge you should do! It’s called the Tourist challenge: 1. Don’t spend too much time with your family, but be nice to them 2.Have over 100 000$ so you can travel a lot. 3. Have over 2 kids 4. Have at least 2 lovers(or more, whatever you want) 5. Travel at least 5 times every year, but avoid going to the same place 6. Don’t commit any crime and don’t go to jail 7. Bring your whole family on vacation every time, unless they don’t wanna come 8. You can own 1 or 2 pets 9. Don’t assault people(cuz you’ll probably be sent to jail) 10. Try not getting over 1 million dollars Have fun! Ps when I did this challenge I got the globetrotter ribbon..so that’s what we’re aiming for in this challenge👍👍👍
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"I don't want the FBI to knock on my door."
-Bijuu Mike 2019
It was knocking on my door
@The girl who can’t game XD
He must think highly of the FBI..if he thinks they gonna knock on his door like. A friendly neighbor hes gotta nother comin
Same now one wants FBI at there door
CookieLover funny
Bijuu Mike: i care about my scrubs very very much!
*Continues to hit with Axe*
*OOF*
Me is Claire Ayyyy name twins
@@clairebailey3329 The Claire Squad
"I care about my scrubs very *hits with axe* very *hits again* very much" Tough love from Bee shoe bike 👏
"bee shoe bike" 😂😂😂
Sam Smith i love ur icon
Sam Smith np
Your profile picture.
I love it.
bee shoe bike is a incredible name.
Biju Mike: 0:00
Me: Is that hurting your kids or is that just hurting yourself???
Lol
Video: 12 minutes ago
Comments: 35 minutes ago
TH-cam isn’t drunk anymore...
TH-cam has had a stroke
I had a stroke I had a stroke
Mkyoiutokf had sotro!eke?
Yup
E vhf rv frgggr gvggghj assfffgb y
Once, it was 1 minute ago and comments two months ago
ADD ANIME CHARACTERS TO IT!!!
*Any of your choice
*the protagonist is the character you play as
*Has to follow the story line in some way
If you see this I was Bakusquad btw
Where did you learn the hand signs ?
@@Morrigan855
I my friends showed them to me but you can find them online
@@wadeywilson616 cool
Yay baku squad
Yas Bakusquad YaSsSsSsSsSsSs
Bijuu: I care about my scrubs! *starts hitting fellow scrub*
Me: 'seems legit'
Bijuu Salad:we need to end scrub abuse
Also Bijuu Salad: *hits scrub multiple times*
END SCRUB ABUSE PLS BIJUU SALAD
I just logged onto discord and got the notification. Well then. Hi Mike, if you see this. Arekkusu Shadow back at it again
Holy crap that’s more likes than I expected, thanks
I like both of your pictures
@@flavoredcraisins Same
@Random Vids michael in the bathroom?
B e m o r e c h i l l
Snow Kat :(
3 people disliked this video so far
David’s family?
Edit: omg thanks for the likes never gotten so many
Lmao yes
Itzsnowy64 she told 31 more people
David’s mom and her 42 accounts.
And then they switched accounts and disliked more
46. David’s family is growing
Spongebob: Squidward. but scrubscribling to bijuu mike will be good for your soul * angel noises *
Squidward: i don't have a soul.
In what context does any of this come into play
0:35 “whom I care about very much” says while psychically abusing us.... ok then 💚💚💚😂😂😂🤣
God has a pen
Bijuu is a highlighter
God drew the world
Bijuu made it brighter
Ayano Aishi xD it’s so overused I was just early and didn’t know what to comment ;-;
@@scoobydoobydoo838 don't have to be rude about it..
Ayano Aishi boi! Don’t be rude
I’M TRYING NOT TO BE RUDE
A green highlighter
Mike: *I love my scrubs very much*
Me: you love meh?!
so bijuu mike loves us like with i dunno
;-;
*LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME*
KylieKat 0930 *hits with AXE*
KylieKat 0930
Mike: **Hits us with an AXE**
Early to Salad Senpai's video..
What else to say other than
*Scrubscribe to Bijuu Mike*
@WhenTheLightsGoOut scratch the sub 2 pewds meme new meme is sub 3 senpai salad
Salad boy 🥗
I met him irl and I said do you like your fans and he said now they can die
This is troll by ying yong
We got our scrub of the day right here🤪
Well this sounds *A b s o l u t e l y f a n t a s t i c*
I was about to talk on discord and then Mijuu Bike uploaded =.=
I’m fine with *that*
Whats your discord fam
Is it weird I was about to do the same thing?
Then I was like nah they can wait
*beat your bike*
Mijuu bike XD
Discord, I'm howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon!!!
Last time I was this early my dad never left to the gas station
NinjaGamerYT 😂😂😂😂
Lol
a kid told me a joke something like
my dad left for the gas station when i was 4, the gas station is 5 miles away, the average males walks 2 miles an hour.......so HOW HAS IT TAKEN HIM 10 YEARS
@L M 😂😂😂
That doesn't even make sense
hey mike! i love all your videos ive been really sick recently and watching you makes my life just a bit better~ thanks and keep posting!
"I'm getting every STD in the book to have children"
- Bee Show right, 2019
I'll stop....
anna robinson good its cringe when u do 2 comments
I liked :P
MY PROFILE PIC IS GREEN. does that count 😂
Mines blue
Mines white, blue, grey, orange, brown and blacc
Mines a poodle
Mom: This is good content!
Me:Why?
Mom: Cause it shows you what will happen if you are a subscriber
Me:...??
Adding your fans as lovers: 😑
Adding them as children: 😁
This isnt even funny... im going to delete this
Omg 4 likes belive it or not this is the most I've ever had, i dont comment alot.
Don't delete! Dis is funny
I mean so much better hahahahahahaa
@@flowerpower6970 he would
you wish You are so rude. This guy/girl was trying to write a funny comment, and you have no right to say “delete this comment”. If you don’t have anything to say, say nothing at all.
7:20 her voice is stunning and her French accent is gorgeous
I’m not first
I’m not last
But when it comes to bijuu mike
I am fast
Edit: holy thx for 100 likes it’s the most I have gotten but can it get to 200? ( you don’t have to like if you don’t want)
Thats cool😂😀😅👍
you got bars
@@fabiolahilaire7581 nah
Ye
@Yuri Lily nah
Military hero challenge:
Enlist in the military as soon as you can.
Always be heroic, avoid death.
Have a lover [Because so]
Stay in the military as long as you can.
Try to get deployed more than once.
Get a medal.
Try to get the heroic ribbon at the end of your life.
Achieve the highest rank you can get.
I saw that my one notification didn't go away, so I saw that you had a new video.
Fastest I've ever clicked.
I got this after a Shane Dawson video.
I don't regret clicking.
Mike: So my first baby is going to be Kaylee, you are going to wish you were never born.
Me(my name is Kaylee): Don't worry I already wish I wasn't born! >:3 I am weird I know >~
Who isn't weird, though, every one is a little weird. In school I was the weird quiet kid.
The figure skating jump was a Double Axel. The Axel is one of the hardest figure skating jumps because you have to do an entire rotation and a half instead of just one rotation so in this case, she did two and a half rotations.
I like how i get ads for bitlife WHILE BIJUU MIKE PLAYS BITLIFE
Holy crab 8 likes in 21 minutes
Same
Delete this comment
*how crab*
@@flowerpower6970 no
@@colem.8914 XD
Welcome back to "Whadidya do this time" season 3 ep 24
Oml im earlyy
Also i JUST got done playing bitlife xD
11:01 how the vsco phrase “sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk” was born
*I dont even pay 15 cents for extra sauce, you think im giving child support*
“Dead grass green”
-Bijuu Mike
Being a little scrub in my opinion is better than the other choice, Bijuu. Good call.
20:00 lol holy crap I never thought I would be in one of your videos you the best my guy
I love your videos and when I'm in a bad mood you make me happy
2:38 oh my I love you for this very reason 😂 I’m a more mature teenager but I still enjoy your “childish” channel, no, that’s not an insult it’s a complement. Also you should like. Bring back scrub of the day and make me one, I’ve been here since 300k
" I don't wanna date my fans."
6 year olds: Ah, *THErE GoES mY PlANs*
Mike: This is easy, I can remember this!
Also Mike: *spells it wrong*
I got a Bitlife ad on a Bitlife video-
Nice going TH-cam :)
Bijuu Mike: I don't really want to date my fans so...
Extreme fangirls/fanboys/fanscrubs: **dies on the inside**
Man, if David and his mom were making videos to be a bitkid, there will be a fight for dominance
Bijuu Mike: * says Bakugo *
Me: * HeAvY bReAtHiNg *
O BILLY
edit: also first but okay
Gg :(
NessLikesBats nice vids
Me when Monica called bijuu dingle berry:DINKLE BERGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
“I’m just gonna add you as my children”
Me : we are gonna get abused aren’t we :D
Bijuu Mike
I love your vids and I can't say how much love you give my making people's
day with scrub of the day
you warm my heart and I hope you have a wonderful day
it says 17 comments
only 12
it says 28 like
only 3 views
it says 3 views
17 comments and 28 likes
youtube, hold back on the beer ma dude and things like this won't happen
youtube: youu dont tel meeee what to dooo
It's getting old
Krystal Meier IT’LL NEVER GET OLD
Krystal Meier it got old a long long time ago, but people just never stop using it -_-
Yay I'm early! You made me laugh! Keep up the good work!👍
I literally got a bit life ad before I watched it O.O
And also if you do another episode can I be in it-
•Moria• bitlife has ads?
@@charlotte-ev9gu no before the video started there was a bit life ad
•Moria• that has nothing to do with what I asked
I like how at the beginning he says that he cares about us but just keeps hitting us with an axe...
You should’ve made a backup Bijuu Mike, you fool!
Bijuu Mike: I love my scrubs SO MUCH *casually starts hitting the scrub with an axe then hits it it in the face*
" is it a dog?"
twitter - "btw my dog sighs at the end lmao"
-BijuuMike 2019
"My pretty little scrubs whom I care about very much"
*beats scrub-chan off shoulder*
Early!
Love from a small channel ❤️
Bijuu Mike: I love my scrubs 💚
What I hear: Do you except my confession? (Only true doksters will get the reference)
I’m nervous because I might do a colab with somebody.
11:01 OMG SHES A VSCO!!
Im early again! I’m still sick bijuu mike ;-; I love you! #NotificationSquad!
Edit: I came here before my notification lol
yes me to lol
Zole same
Lol
Bijuu: I care about my scrubs very much
*Beats with axe
(tablet dies) well srub of the day goes to oof oof
I know someone names Hardick as a first name and another named Harshit
What happened to David’s mom? Love your vids btw!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Congratulations on 2Mil!!
Been here since 700k!! ♥️
I’m.so.early.
FRICKING love ur vids :D 😤💞
1:56 " Alright, I'm going to name myself Bijuu bi- bike".
I thought he was going to curse on his family friendly channel.
wOaH!! a NeW vIdEo By BiJuU?!?!!!!
Lol
A scrub a day keeps the FBI away!!!
Is it bad I want David’s mother to return 🤨
No 😃
Derpy Noodles Yes.
We should get DAVID instead. #SaveDavid
Walker family #SaveDavid
I love your bitlife videos
First! HI bijuu I love ur vids! Keep making those parents mad!💚
ur not first. me am
@@Nxsski guys
bijuu mike was first
13:05 i thought that im the only bijuu mike fan from serbia :o
Well since I'm early...
TH-cam IS DRUNK AGAIIIINNN
I came here for David’s Drama! WHERES DAVIDS DRAMA?!?!
no views 4 likes 0 comments TH-camS DRINKING AGAIN
Elia Cadet Btw if any people who know that TH-cam is not drunk and all that stuff just know that it is a *JOKE*!
@AlternativeFlamingo for me it was posted maybe early idk
Elia Cadet I hate these comments! TH-cam is not "drunk" but the people who clicked the like button, liked it so fast that TH-cam hadn't counted them as a view, yet. If you refresh the page it will be NORMAL!
I really want to be in a BitLife video but I’m not allowed to get Twitter so yeah...
Reasons why I should be in a video: I’m a subscriber, I like burgers, I play BitLife, and I’m a hotdog
"I have all these scrubs that need to be born"
- not Gacha Mike, 2019
Making FBI jokes isn't funny anymore....
Yes it is, mate, come on, now
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
LETTS GO GRASSSSSSSSS
IM YOUR NUMBER 1 FAN :3
Thanks most likes I ever got I think
I see you feel better! Next video can you react to “PLAY!” By Endigo PLEEEEEAAAASE DADDY
After seeing the tile I can only imagine what would happen if I get picked to be in one of these videos like the other subscribers.
Instead of saying subscribe you should say Scrubscribe
He already does fucking idiot
@@flowerpower6970 clam down
Bre Tea
:/ cringe
@@flowerpower6970 ??
I just subed today and I already love the channel!!❤️💓
OMG IM EARLY MIJUU BIKE!! BEAT YOUR BIKE SAMPIE PLZ NOTICE MEE!!!! AHHHHHH MIJUU BIJUU!!!!!!!!!
Awwww! He cares about us so much he hits us with an ax! Thank you!
Hey Bijuu, who is your favorite Pokémon?
SALAD I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!
I'm sorry I had to😢😢😢😢😢😢
I just tried to save a suicidal old man and he crushed me
You should totally do this again. X'D I loved it so much!
I love how Lilly's name before you changed it was Tia. That's my birth name. Lol
14:00
that person is my new friend since she has been watching since 2016 and I was watching since 2014 so YaY
FINALLY! I'm early~~ btw I love your video's ❤ ❤ ❤
18:09 I think it's called the triple jump. (I've seen a move like that in an anime i recently finished)
BIJUU MIKE is such and inspiration I guess you can say...........he SCRUBS off on us? Heh heh
*Then I flew myself right into the sun*
0:35 That is the axe of care and we (scrubs) have been cared for so much that we died
AhHhHhhh I was featured iN yOuR viDeOooOoo? This just made my day 😂 I have found a new determination to work even harder now! I have been doing this sport for almost 14 years now lol. Haven’t been on tv yet, but I’ll let you know when I have ;)
Yes, I like anime too. (Mostly naruto)
Ahhhh just thank you 😂😂😂😂❤️
And when I got the notif that you liked my tweet, I was freaking out all day 😂 I was like “oh my god he actually saw it? People see my tweets on Twitter?! What is this??!”
I have a challenge you should do! It’s called the Tourist challenge:
1. Don’t spend too much time with your family, but be nice to them
2.Have over 100 000$ so you can travel a lot.
3. Have over 2 kids
4. Have at least 2 lovers(or more, whatever you want)
5. Travel at least 5 times every year, but avoid going to the same place
6. Don’t commit any crime and don’t go to jail
7. Bring your whole family on vacation every time, unless they don’t wanna come
8. You can own 1 or 2 pets
9. Don’t assault people(cuz you’ll probably be sent to jail)
10. Try not getting over 1 million dollars
Have fun!
Ps when I did this challenge I got the globetrotter ribbon..so that’s what we’re aiming for in this challenge👍👍👍
12:00? Bro I go to my bed 4:00 in the morning but nice green shirt :)
I feel loved, thanks Dad Mike