Military hero challenge: Enlist in the military when you're 18 Get a medal. Be heroic and get the hero ribbon. Do not abandon your post. Do the right thing whenever something comes up. Get deployed more than once. Get to at least Captain. Have a lover (So if you die it will be dramatic.)
The *David* challenge: 1.Become David’s mum. 2. Have at least one kid, and call it David, if you have more call them David 1,david 2, etc. 3: Get divorced and cheat on your lover. 4. Choose all the bad options. 5. Don’t get a job. 6. Be mean to your *davids* 7. Abandon your *davids* #scrubs 🙃
School: banned bitlife David: plays bitlife. Teacher: is that bitlife? David: yes Teacher: calls police Bijuu Mike: where’s David Bijuu Mike: reads message’ David’s in jail’ The David Saga Will Continue
Angel to Evil Challenge: Part one (0-35) Be as nice and pure as you can. Help people who need it, spend time with family and don't do anything mean or rude. Part two (36-death) Start pick pocketing, robbing houses, and killing. Avoid your family except for insulting and occasionally asking for money. If they refuse, assault them. Go to jail at least once. Hope you like this challenge 💚
No one: Absolutely no one: Mike: *Raging over not getting a job as a teacher* ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY KEEP REJECTING MY APPLICATION. *verbally abuses mother*
BITLIFE CHALLENGE Put David's family's names be in BitLife and see what happens. Rules: 1. Make lots of custom characters of Davids family 2.. Try to interact with all the members of the family you interacted with in real life 3. Be on social media a lot and possibly try to get famous 4. Don't forget David's cat and maybe other pets if you "hear from them" Good luck! 💙
*BitLife ‘Scrubs choose what I do!’ Challenge!* You have to *stream* playing BitLife and, us scrubs have to decide everything from your name and, your love interest! And, when I say we choose everything I mean, *EVERYTHING!* 💚💚
Mcdonalds Challenge: Name yourself: Ron Mcdonald Work at a restaurant (15-30) Eat only fast foods (15-30) Quit your job (37) Eat only healthy food (38 - 46) Starve yourself (46 - dead)
Funny coincidence, as soon as Mijuu Bile was at the part where he was struggling to become a teacher, an ad popped up about a university hiring jobs for teachers!
How about the craze challenge! The crazy kid stage 5-17 years: 1. be really mean in school 2. If somebody says something mean/rude to you assault them. The crazy adult stage 18-38: 1. rob banks 2. Go to jail 3. Have no job. The bad boomer stage: 1. be rude to everyone you see 2. get a job at a restaurant 2. Hurt the people who give a bad review 3. Make sure ya do those droogs
Everyone asks where is David. But the real questions are 1. What is David 2. Who is David 3. Why is David 4. When is David And people who care ask how is David
Continuation to the kindergarten challenge: 5 0-17 kill one of your siblings and get a girlfriend don't get caught 6 0-9go on vacation with 2 other people kill you principal (Random person) 3 monsters (Random people) principal monster (Random person) I'll come up with more so just so we're clear this list is only about parts of missions ^ I
6:50 Bijuu: oh no I got regected. Being Tutor count's right? Me when I listened to the first time: oh no I gut regected. Being a tooter (a person who farts often) count's right? Me😂 Thanks bijou for making my boring day good
Lol when bijuu mike questions if Cameron is a female name and you are sitting there knowing that you are a female by the name of Cameron just hoping he realizes that its a gender-neutral name. 10:15
#NotificationSquad4Ever You’re awesome, Bijuu! You cheer me up every single day with your funny personality and your content. Keep up, you’re an amazing person!
The mothers challenge. Stages 1: Cat Mom stage Adopt as many cats by the age of 13 don’t interact with family and choose the worst options for them, only pay attention to your cats and do one good thing for each of them per year. 2: Teen mom from story booth (NOT HATING ON HER I PROMISE) Make sure you have a boyfriend, then get pregnant, make sure your happiness is low and when your pregnant make your boyfriend hate you so he leaves you. (Unless he leaves you cause you got pregnant.) This stage lasts till your 18 3: DAVIDs mom stage, 18-30 Have a baby with anyone, make sure it’s a boy if it’s not name it mistake and abandon it. If it is a boy name him David. David’s mom is the “let me speak to your manager type” so make her act like this in all situations, don’t let David do anything or have fun. 4: 100 baby momma 30-60 Have as many children as you can via one night stands. You don’t need to make it to 100 but at least 25. (Grandchildren and abandoned children count as well.) 5: Old cat lady 60-Death Make amendments to your relationships and get as many pets or animals as you can, in situations where you can pet the animal always even if it results in death
I'm mot first I'm not last But when Scrub-lord uploads I click very fast This is very overused I'm ashamed at myself I don't know how to rhyme So imma go excuse myself Yea bye
I have a bit-life challenge for you called... EXTREME CHEAPSKATE (1) you have to find tons of ways to make money (even if it means stealing) (2) you have to have at least $100 before you are 15 (3)you cant spend any money unless you absolutely need to (but you might not need to unless you are dying) (4) you should have a boyfriend who you make cheap( which means don't spend any money on him so if he proposes say no because weddings will make you spend money and you don't want that) (5) if you have kids don't do anything they want try to not spend any money (6) you have to have thousands of dollars in net worth when you die hope you like the challenge bijuu
I have a challenge idea. The Mario challenge! 1. You must be born in Italy. 2. You must move to Japan ( if you can ) when you become an adult. 3. You must become a plumber. 4. You must get into a relationship with someone rich and not crazy. 5. You must rescue anyone when a rescue event comes up. 6. You must get the Hero achievement. 7. You must not go to jail. 8. You must not hook up with anyone. 9. You must not commit any crime or take any drugs, but you are allowed to drink alcohol. Fail any of these and the challenge is over. NO EXCUSES!
NO YOU LIKED MY COMMENT LAST VIDEO I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE SCRUB OF THE DAY well i guess watching sence the crush crush days isnt enough to be scrub of the day
I have a Bitlife challenge: "The Angel" Rules: 1. No drugs 2. No abusing anyone 3. Must have 100% everything (Looks, smarts, etc.) every year of your life 4. Must live past the age of 100 5. Most die a multi-millionaire 6. Have a husband, multiple kids, and exotic family pets 7. Must get a profession that pays well 8. Graduate from every school you go too To sum this up, you need to be perfect! Lots of Love to you Bijuu Mike! (Am I the only one that remembers the "DanTDM is my brother!" phase? Those were good times!)
the bad boy challenge: 1.) at school be a bully 2.)when possible do all drugs and do silly and stupid things 3.)cheat on Ur lover 4.)get a a bad and sketchy job bonus for all stages:no matter what u have to assault everyone!!!!!!!
The Yandere Simulator Rivals Challenge: Stage 1: Osana Najimi (Birth - 10) You are a squeamish annoying child. Become a pest for young that means argue and insult for ever single option. Stage 2: Amai Okayada (11-20) You are sweet and gentle, you must have at least 1 romantic relationship before moving on to the next stage. You must spend time and compliment with every single relationship ever year in this stage. You must chose kind options such as apologizing and give at least 5 gifts to someone/people. Stage 3: Kizana Sunobu (21-30) You are a great snob, Ridicule anyone’s comments, don’t spend time with anyone because you are better than them. You must have a job with a yearly salary of 10,000+ and keep the job for at least 3 years. If you get fired you must start the challenge over. Stage 4: Oka Ruto (31-40) As you reach in your old ages you must marry someone during this time. If you are already in a relationship when you arrive to this stage you must end the relationship. You must have a child with that person. If you can’t create a child you must adopt 2. Stage 5: Asu Ritu (41-50) As you reach in your old ages you must visit the gym and use any health benefits that appear. You cannot do any drugs, not drink alcohol. If you get a disease during this stage you must cure with within 3 years or you will be force to surrender. Stage 6: Muja Kina (51-60) You are kind and sweet. You must take your family on a vacation every 2 years during this stage. If someone refuses kill them. If you are arrested you must wait out your sentence, however if you are sentence to jail for longer than the stage last you must surrender. Stage 7: Mida Rana (61-70) You are an old lusty person you must date someone at least 20 years younger than you and you must give them the most expensive gift yearly. 🏁Stage 8: Osoru Shindesu (71-80) If you are still alive you must take life down the rails. Casinos, Drugs, Drinking you name it! Any addiction must be completed in rehabilitation center. It’s okay to die in this challenge however to chose how good you are you may continue. ⭐️ Stage 9: Hanako Yamada (81-90 You are kind however about to die, spend time with your family and if any of your family members die during this stage you must mourn their death every year. If a family member dies in this stage you can’t have any new relationships. 🌟 Megami Saikou (91+) You have made it, you must be making 100,000+ yearly and buy the most expensive vehicle and home you can afford. You give money away like you won 10 lotteries So you must give the remaining relationships $1000 yearly. Hope you see this and try. Accents: 🏁- Official end of challenge ⭐️- Extra Stage 🌟- God stage
I know someone "named" tr10, thats there name on Minecraft, i made a bitlife Challenge, play Minecraft, get your acount hacked, be banned by 5 things because of your skin in Minecraft, and cuss all the time, oh, they say there from Mexico so be from Mexico.
Diana Anamations challenge: 1.be a girl 2.name yourself Diana Lee 3.live in America 4.be happy 5.do social media 6.work as an actor 7.be like 80% pretty Have fun if u pick this btw Diana Studios is a TH-camr
Try and get the most ribbons in 20 mins challenge: 1. Time yourself with 20 mins 2. You can have as many lives as you want 3. It doesn't matter what you do in your life 4. It can be ones that you have had before 5. The ones that you have had before are worth 1 point and ones that you have never gotten before are worth 2 6. Get as many ribbons as you can 7. Ones you have got before in the challenge, don't count (so you can't keep getting mediocre again and again)
Military hero challenge:
Enlist in the military when you're 18
Get a medal.
Be heroic and get the hero ribbon.
Do not abandon your post.
Do the right thing whenever something comes up.
Get deployed more than once.
Get to at least Captain.
Have a lover (So if you die it will be dramatic.)
This is a very good challenge
@@j.m3361 agreed
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September 20
The *David* challenge:
1.Become David’s mum.
2. Have at least one kid, and call it David, if you have more call them David 1,david 2, etc.
3: Get divorced and cheat on your lover.
4. Choose all the bad options.
5. Don’t get a job.
6. Be mean to your *davids*
7. Abandon your *davids*
#scrubs 🙃
Im gonna try that haha
7.abandon a david
Lol I’m sorry I had to
G.A.A actually that’s a good idea!
Nightcore & lyrics yeah so am I lol 😆
XD IM SO N MO OUH HFYGFG
School: banned bitlife
David: plays bitlife.
Teacher: is that bitlife?
David: yes
Teacher: calls police
Bijuu Mike: where’s David
Bijuu Mike: reads message’ David’s in jail’
The David Saga Will Continue
#stopDavidsMom
#savedavid
Angel to Evil Challenge:
Part one (0-35) Be as nice and pure as you can. Help people who need it, spend time with family and don't do anything mean or rude.
Part two (36-death) Start pick pocketing, robbing houses, and killing. Avoid your family except for insulting and occasionally asking for money. If they refuse, assault them. Go to jail at least once.
Hope you like this challenge 💚
Sounds fun
@@vbyrne946 Yeah I thought so too
I love this
@@roaringthunder115 thank you ^^
I’ll try this challenge :)
*PLOT TWIST:* someone *framed* david for the crime he commited! 🤔 #freedavidfromjail
I bet it was David's identical twin brother
Uhx
YEET
I am so stupid....
Who David
:/
Cameron Sharpe maybe you should watch the video that mike did on being an evil nun in bitlife, you’ll figure who david is from there. 😁
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Mike: *Raging over not getting a job as a teacher* ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY KEEP REJECTING MY APPLICATION. *verbally abuses mother*
lol it's surely not because he has 27% smarts, not the reason at all XDD
So you are nugget, ms Applegate, scientists, janitor, all in one life, that's interesting..
Kindergarten.
The best year of my life.
Made into this game...
*now I love school and I can’t help it*
You just wait till high school then tell me you love school
E kitten lmao this gacha kid got facts
E kitten not everyone’s high school experience is miserable
I love school too!
16:38
Age 43:
“I had a dream that I got impregnated by Donald Trump.”
Wtf?!?💀
Bre Bre i had an ad at 16:38
Wat....
Ruby_Gacha pause the video and you’ll see
Wat
🤮
we need McDonald employees to save david
I gonna blow up the place
On my way to area 51 ill pick up david from jail dont worry
I can get you half price off food :/
Ah yes another steven universe fan
Last Time I Was This Early Bijuu Mike Was Still Stuck On Monday.
Army? 💜💜💜
• Suga Trash • no
August D 🤤
Not Gonna Even Answer Because It’s Unrelated, Kinda Makes Me Pissed
м σ м σ я ι η g thank you for not replying:
OMG ARMY SIS WE STAN
David's family probably put him in jail so he won't watch more bitlife, we have to save him.
#SaveDavid #FreeDavidFromJail
BITLIFE CHALLENGE
Put David's family's names be in BitLife and see what happens.
Rules:
1. Make lots of custom characters of Davids family
2.. Try to interact with all the members of the family you interacted with in real life
3. Be on social media a lot and possibly try to get famous
4. Don't forget David's cat and maybe other pets if you "hear from them"
Good luck! 💙
Yes. more people like this so BIjuu Mike has a better chance at seeing it.
Im davids little sister owo
people have to like this bijuu must see this
*BitLife ‘Scrubs choose what I do!’ Challenge!*
You have to *stream* playing BitLife and, us scrubs have to decide everything from your name and, your love interest!
And, when I say we choose everything I mean, *EVERYTHING!* 💚💚
Ye
DEFFINITLY WONT KILL HIM AT 2
CARLENE ADAMS XD
Kindergarten will never die 😂😭❤️
NEVVVERRRR 🤣
Kindergarten 2
Remember that the person said in nugget and kill everyone in kindergaren
I do
Savannah Wood my name is Savannah!
This is how many times bijuu mike said *lets just buckle into it*
⬇
let's just bUCKLE INTO IT
@@jasminereed4259 you guys are funni
LeT's JuSt bUcKlE inTO iT
Omg so many likes *i just did this for fun lol*
*whisper* big brain energy
O' Mighty Scrub-Lord!
I am early!
I hope this shall appease you!
I AM THE LORD OF SCRUBS CASE ME A SKINNY SCRUB
AS AM I
And I hope the mighty Scrub Lord will forgive me for being 14 minutes late 😔😢
Yuri Gacha-Chan
I've seen you on his videos before but, same
👏👏👏
Mcdonalds Challenge:
Name yourself: Ron Mcdonald
Work at a restaurant (15-30)
Eat only fast foods (15-30)
Quit your job (37)
Eat only healthy food (38 - 46)
Starve yourself (46 - dead)
Today scrub of the day goes to......
Anyone but me and you the person who likes this comment
@@aquz2907 good job
I liked...
TntThiefGamer congrats
Funny coincidence, as soon as Mijuu Bile was at the part where he was struggling to become a teacher, an ad popped up about a university hiring jobs for teachers!
When Bijuu mike said Where have you been I said
“At jay from the Kubz scouts”
Zuleyka on yt yea boiii my man jay
"Four years of college and for what?!"
God, you have no idea how relatable that rage sentence was. I felt that on a spiritual level.
Mike: I WILL BECOME A TEACHER
0% Smarts: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*
How about the craze challenge!
The crazy kid stage 5-17 years: 1. be really mean in school 2. If somebody says something mean/rude to you assault them.
The crazy adult stage 18-38: 1. rob banks 2. Go to jail 3. Have no job.
The bad boomer stage: 1. be rude to everyone you see 2. get a job at a restaurant 2. Hurt the people who give a bad review 3. Make sure ya do those droogs
You made my day you are super funny and amazing keep up the good work! XD
Also that was a very creative challage
David might of gotten out already, but now I'm imagining Bijuu Mike bailing David out of jail
1:20
IS ANYONE ELSE DYING BECAUSE HE COULDNT PRONOUNCE THE USER RIGHT??🤣🥲
*_Hint: To become teacher, for example, history teacher, you need to go to university for History. If you want to be a normal teacher, education_*
Everyone asks where is David.
But the real questions are
1. What is David
2. Who is David
3. Why is David
4. When is David
And people who care ask how is David
Continuation to the kindergarten challenge:
5 0-17 kill one of your siblings and get a girlfriend don't get caught
6 0-9go on vacation with 2 other people kill you principal (Random person) 3 monsters (Random people) principal monster (Random person)
I'll come up with more so just so we're clear this list is only about parts of missions ^
I
6:50
Bijuu: oh no I got regected. Being Tutor count's right?
Me when I listened to the first time: oh no I gut regected. Being a tooter (a person who farts often) count's right?
Me😂 Thanks bijou for making my boring day good
3:03 why does the family dog have MY NAME.
4:14 WAIT, I DIED?!?!
DaViDs iN jAiL!
WEeEeOOoWeeEeeOOO
16:39
Age: 41 years
“My butt got sunburned and took 4 days to heal”
Me: ;-;
*not copying anybody*
The 7 dislikes are from the janitor and David who made multiple accounts
Lol when bijuu mike questions if Cameron is a female name and you are sitting there knowing that you are a female by the name of Cameron just hoping he realizes that its a gender-neutral name. 10:15
#NotificationSquad4Ever
You’re awesome, Bijuu! You cheer me up every single day with your funny personality and your content. Keep up, you’re an amazing person!
6:17
Mike: She has some apples if you know what I mean😏
Ms.Applegate: *looks down*
oh nah, those are watermelons 🍉
Did you have to upload when I was watching your vid?🤣
#freedavidformjail
And did you notice that he cut out failing the driver's test?
I'm sorry but I think you have to edit your comment again ;-;
I'm watching this is my bedroom upstairs.
Bijuu Mike: Where's David?
Me: Oh he's downstairs. He's probably sleeping still.
My dad's name is David xD
16:36
"I had a dream that I got impregnated by Donald Trump."
what the fRICK
13:28 DRAP incoming.
I'm so excited for this!
Me: Playing as myself on bitlife
Also me: Sees my dream job in real life (architect)
Also me: Applies
Bitlife: NOPE
Me: Comments Bijuu under a random video
Nobody replies Mike.
Me: I see no sign of intelligent life around here.
1:21 ngl as a huge Overwatch fan I kinda died inside when he was trying to read that
The fact he doesn’t know how to pronounce d.va is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
D.Va Main. Like Overwatch.. 😂
😂😂
Hello again
Man you guys most love all the free promotion from bijuu
23 views and 48 likes
TH-cams drunk again
There always drunk
Oh no now it says 302 right now for me it should say uhhh u tell me...😑
When is it not?
Cant u understand likes cant load
The mothers challenge.
Stages
1: Cat Mom stage
Adopt as many cats by the age of 13 don’t interact with family and choose the worst options for them, only pay attention to your cats and do one good thing for each of them per year.
2: Teen mom from story booth (NOT HATING ON HER I PROMISE)
Make sure you have a boyfriend, then get pregnant, make sure your happiness is low and when your pregnant make your boyfriend hate you so he leaves you. (Unless he leaves you cause you got pregnant.)
This stage lasts till your 18
3: DAVIDs mom stage, 18-30
Have a baby with anyone, make sure it’s a boy if it’s not name it mistake and abandon it. If it is a boy name him David. David’s mom is the “let me speak to your manager type” so make her act like this in all situations, don’t let David do anything or have fun.
4: 100 baby momma 30-60
Have as many children as you can via one night stands. You don’t need to make it to 100 but at least 25. (Grandchildren and abandoned children count as well.)
5: Old cat lady 60-Death
Make amendments to your relationships and get as many pets or animals as you can, in situations where you can pet the animal always even if it results in death
The main character was actually called “You”
Really
"I've gotten so many comments asking about David."
My comment: When will you continue crimson gray dusk and dawn
I'm mot first
I'm not last
But when Scrub-lord uploads
I click very fast
This is very overused
I'm ashamed at myself
I don't know how to rhyme
So imma go excuse myself
Yea bye
Wait thats good tho i-
Planet Venus lol u spelt not wrong u spelt mot XD
You are *m o t* first uvU
That’s an amazing poem for the scrub lord 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
You can't rhyme "yourself" with "yourself"
"He DoEs A lOt MoRe ThAn MeDs-- MeD..mEdItAtInG."
Well, in the first game he DOES do meds.
I am so early love you
Awesome video Biju Mike 😄
plot twist every crime committed in bitlife gets blamed on David (also i liked everybody's comments :)
"She has some apples if ya know what I mean" XD
"Stick it in me! Sounds like something Ms. Applegate would like anyways"
Hah jokes on you, I became a bad history teacher 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
0:36 YOU SAID HECC WITHOUT A HECC PASS IM TELLING GACHA MIKE~
Bijuu mike I Dare you to play gacha life
He has a channel named "Gacha Mike"
I have a bit-life challenge for you called... EXTREME CHEAPSKATE
(1) you have to find tons of ways to make money (even if it means stealing)
(2) you have to have at least $100 before you are 15
(3)you cant spend any money unless you absolutely need to (but you might not need to unless you are dying)
(4) you should have a boyfriend who you make cheap( which means don't spend any money on him so if he proposes say no because weddings will make you spend money and you don't want that)
(5) if you have kids don't do anything they want try to not spend any money
(6) you have to have thousands of dollars in net worth when you die
hope you like the challenge bijuu
*Im early but 25 minutes late! 😭❤️ Oh scrub lord Forgive me? 😥 Please 🙇🙏😢*
12:35 the moment you were looking for
I'm part of the EARLY SQUAAAAD #Early
I'ts because of ur amazing vids scrub senpai
The david saga is an emotional rollercoaster
#stopdavidsmom
1. I wake up
2. I meet Bijuu
3. I hug him
4. I get scrub of the day
5. I cry
Here's the real order.
2.
3.
4.
1.
5.
not first
I have a challenge idea. The Mario challenge!
1. You must be born in Italy.
2. You must move to Japan ( if you can ) when you become an adult.
3. You must become a plumber.
4. You must get into a relationship with someone rich and not crazy.
5. You must rescue anyone when a rescue event comes up.
6. You must get the Hero achievement.
7. You must not go to jail.
8. You must not hook up with anyone.
9. You must not commit any crime or take any drugs, but you are allowed to drink alcohol.
Fail any of these and the challenge is over. NO EXCUSES!
NO YOU LIKED MY COMMENT LAST VIDEO I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE SCRUB OF THE DAY well i guess watching sence the crush crush days isnt enough to be scrub of the day
Nugget is afraid of angry teacher lady.
I have a Bitlife challenge:
"The Angel"
Rules:
1. No drugs
2. No abusing anyone
3. Must have 100% everything (Looks, smarts, etc.) every year of your life
4. Must live past the age of 100
5. Most die a multi-millionaire
6. Have a husband, multiple kids, and exotic family pets
7. Must get a profession that pays well
8. Graduate from every school you go too
To sum this up, you need to be perfect!
Lots of Love to you Bijuu Mike!
(Am I the only one that remembers the "DanTDM is my brother!" phase? Those were good times!)
So I saw 3 (I believe) on what the main protagonist name was some have it as protagonist or kid or Adam (Adam is for an AU)
the bad boy challenge:
1.) at school be a bully
2.)when possible do all drugs and do silly and stupid things
3.)cheat on Ur lover
4.)get a a bad and sketchy job
bonus for all stages:no matter what u have to assault everyone!!!!!!!
1:22 Can we just talk about how he pronounced D.VA main (Overwatch) wrong lmao
The Yandere Simulator Rivals Challenge:
Stage 1: Osana Najimi (Birth - 10)
You are a squeamish annoying child. Become a pest for young that means argue and insult for ever single option.
Stage 2: Amai Okayada (11-20)
You are sweet and gentle, you must have at least 1 romantic relationship before moving on to the next stage. You must spend time and compliment with every single relationship ever year in this stage. You must chose kind options such as apologizing and give at least 5 gifts to someone/people.
Stage 3: Kizana Sunobu (21-30)
You are a great snob, Ridicule anyone’s comments, don’t spend time with anyone because you are better than them. You must have a job with a yearly salary of 10,000+ and keep the job for at least 3 years. If you get fired you must start the challenge over.
Stage 4: Oka Ruto (31-40)
As you reach in your old ages you must marry someone during this time. If you are already in a relationship when you arrive to this stage you must end the relationship. You must have a child with that person. If you can’t create a child you must adopt 2.
Stage 5: Asu Ritu (41-50)
As you reach in your old ages you must visit the gym and use any health benefits that appear. You cannot do any drugs, not drink alcohol. If you get a disease during this stage you must cure with within 3 years or you will be force to surrender.
Stage 6: Muja Kina (51-60)
You are kind and sweet. You must take your family on a vacation every 2 years during this stage. If someone refuses kill them. If you are arrested you must wait out your sentence, however if you are sentence to jail for longer than the stage last you must surrender.
Stage 7: Mida Rana (61-70)
You are an old lusty person you must date someone at least 20 years younger than you and you must give them the most expensive gift yearly.
🏁Stage 8: Osoru Shindesu (71-80)
If you are still alive you must take life down the rails. Casinos, Drugs, Drinking you name it! Any addiction must be completed in rehabilitation center. It’s okay to die in this challenge however to chose how good you are you may continue.
⭐️ Stage 9: Hanako Yamada (81-90
You are kind however about to die, spend time with your family and if any of your family members die during this stage you must mourn their death every year. If a family member dies in this stage you can’t have any new relationships.
🌟 Megami Saikou (91+)
You have made it, you must be making 100,000+ yearly and buy the most expensive vehicle and home you can afford. You give money away like you won 10 lotteries
So you must give the remaining relationships $1000 yearly.
Hope you see this and try.
Accents:
🏁- Official end of challenge
⭐️- Extra Stage
🌟- God stage
Poor David,he just wanted some bitlife.
6:18
*davids mum coming after bijuu mike*
I know someone "named" tr10, thats there name on Minecraft, i made a bitlife Challenge, play Minecraft, get your acount hacked, be banned by 5 things because of your skin in Minecraft, and cuss all the time, oh, they say there from Mexico so be from Mexico.
Bijuu: *is mad* I'm gonna eat my Skippy peanut butter bites out of RAGE *noms*
I got attacked by a homeless person in bit life......I fought back.......he called the cops
Bijuu:“Nugget hole”
Me: ITS THE NUGGET CAVE
You should have called you character *”Kid”* cause the other people in the game (mostly kindergarten 2) call him *”New kid”* or *”Kid”*
No, it was the 'new' janitor wife 9:16
Thanks a lot. Now I can only imagine Nugget meditating in his Nugget cave on top of all the nuggets or next to the Billy grave (in Kindergarten 1)
Love ur bitlife videos!!!
0:00 to 3:33 davids life coming soon to theaters "rated R"
#FreeDavidFromJail - Request accomplished lol.
Diana Anamations challenge:
1.be a girl
2.name yourself Diana Lee
3.live in America
4.be happy
5.do social media
6.work as an actor
7.be like 80% pretty
Have fun if u pick this btw Diana Studios is a TH-camr
7:30 I got a bible at my church for free 😂
You are one of my favorite TH-camr. Also you are so funny and great. You are awesome and cool 😎
Try and get the most ribbons in 20 mins challenge:
1. Time yourself with 20 mins
2. You can have as many lives as you want
3. It doesn't matter what you do in your life
4. It can be ones that you have had before
5. The ones that you have had before are worth 1 point and ones that you have never gotten before are worth 2
6. Get as many ribbons as you can
7. Ones you have got before in the challenge, don't count (so you can't keep getting mediocre again and again)
Great video, like always bijuu! UwU
Bijuu Mike is like, the BEST TH-camr. He should have 10 million subscribers
Poor David is suffering. All we want is for him to watch BitLife happily. #FreeDavidFromJail
OMG I HAD A BOY IN LOVE ADD BEFORE THE VIDEO! THANK U GOD
Oh hells yes everyone loves Kindergarten
Especially MEEEE
♡Soobin and Jimin ang Kang Daniel
I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees, say something stupid and I will break your knees
Bichuu you the best i love your vids weoooeeeeuoooouuuuuue