🤣👉 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A woman walks up to a man sitting at a bar... | Funny Jokes

BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A woman walks up to a man sitting at a bar... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A cowboy strolls into a dimly lit bar, the wooden floors creaking beneath his worn boots...
He walks up to the bar and orders a drink, settling onto a sturdy barstool.
As he sits there, enjoying his drink, a young lady enters the bar...
She scans the room, her eyes landing on the cowboy, and she walks over, taking the seat next to him.
She’s confident and curious, and after a moment, she turns to the cowboy and asks, "Are you a real cowboy?"
The cowboy looks at her, tipping his hat slightly in greeting...
"Well," he says, "I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am a real cowboy."
The young lady nods, seeming satisfied with his answer...
"That's interesting," she says. "You see, I’m a lesbian... "
"I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women."
"When I shower or watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
The cowboy listens, intrigued by her candidness...
They continue to chat for a while, sharing stories about their lives and experiences.
After some time, the young lady finishes her drink and bids the cowboy farewell, leaving the bar.
A little while later, a couple enters the bar...
They’re tourists, clearly fascinated by the cowboy’s rugged appearance and the authenticity of the Western setting.
They sit down next to the cowboy, eager to strike up a conversation...
"Excuse me," the woman says, "are you a real cowboy?"
The cowboy, still pondering the conversation he had with the young lady, looks at the couple with a thoughtful expression.
"You know," he replies, "I always thought I was... "
"But I just found out that I’m a lesbian."
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[@fredferd965]

I didn't see that one coming!!!!🤣

[@loljokes]

Good thing he walked into a bar instead of a bus... 😂

[@mybachhertzbaud3074]

Sorry Cowboy, I feel for ya, the last thing ya needed was more competition. And now that politicians have turned your privates into a semi- lethal weapon, your really screwed,or most likely NOT!😜

[@glennsmith976]

Two soldiers were walking by a brothel. There were two nice looking girls on the brothel steps. As the soldiers walk by, one of the girls says, "Hey soldier, can I wind your clock?" The soldier looks at her and said, "Yeah, you can wind my clock!" The soldier goes into the brothel with her, and about 30 minutes later, he comes out. About two weeks later, the same soldiers are walking by the brothel again. The same girl sees them but she doesn't recognize the soldier, she says, "Hey soldier, can I wind your clock?" The soldier turned around and looked at her and said, "No, It's still running from the last time!"

[@brendanhegarty6792]

That's a very old one 😂😂

[@kimberlycregger7341]

That was funny. In todays world, that's not surprising. Great voices😅

[@loljokes]

Thanks Kimberly! 😀

[@WonderProfessor]

I can totally relate. (Pooh on all the critics.)

[@davidstephens189]

Me too, it would seem....

[@loljokes]

😋

[@lindagates9150]

Lesbos , did he find out he was from that Greek island😊?

[@fredferd965]

Poor old cowboy! An honest man, not familiar with city ways. His first thought was that "lesbian" was was a kind of cattle, like holsteen, or black angus, or something. I won't explain the mooing sounds.

[@grahamnutt8958]

I'm certainly not a Cowboy 🤠 but could 💯 identify as a #Lesbian 🤣🤣🤣

[@santafedave1051]

Not funny way too long to get to the punch line and too many unneeded adjectives.

[@jenniferjones3408]

NOT FUNNY