My wife and I have a tradition of sharing songs, political clips, recipes, miscellaneous clips and jokes each morning when we're apart. She shared this clip with me and I had quite a 🤭😂 which is giving me a great start to my day ☺️☺️☺️
@@derekcrymble9085 so you are nay-darkness …0trying to monetize thechannel? Clickbait to say that only our channel has gotten this many unique clicks…..ads pay off in the industry to specific parameters.
That last one: I was sure there was going to be some punny interpretation of her cookbook instructions like "add a little spice." What's one that really works, though?
@@roberthoug7864 www.diffordsguide.com/encyclopedia/2891/people/w-c-fields idk how reputable this source is, but apparently he drank almost everything! The quote we use at the end of our jokes is attributed to Fields
On my honeymoon i called my mama and said what should i do she said take the hardest thing you have and put it where she pees so i got my bowling ball a flushed it down the toilet
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My wife and I have a tradition of sharing songs, political clips, recipes, miscellaneous clips and jokes each morning when we're apart. She shared this clip with me and I had quite a 🤭😂 which is giving me a great start to my day ☺️☺️☺️
Love this especially in the morning made my day thank you for sharing
Last joke, #5, is my favorite one!
#1 is my favorite.
Really hilarious, especially the 1st and the 3rd one.
Thanks! Very happy we could provide a little laugh for your day!
Number 4. No need for cigarette.the taxi should be $100.
😂
Exactly
I was anticipating for joke #5 that the wife was cooking 3 minute eggs and did not have an egg timer.
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In India we have maggie that can be prepared in one minute so we have this joke in India for cooking maggie
OMG.. the 1st and last jokes had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear about the newly wed couple that went camping for their honeymoon ? ....... Their love was "intense" .......
👍😆🏕🏕
I have a more R-rated variation… which is WHAT IS CAMPING ONYOUR HONEYMOON? Fucking Intense
@@Danieltwelve We all know that one .......Didn't want to post it .
@@derekcrymble9085 so you are nay-darkness …0trying to monetize thechannel? Clickbait to say that only our channel has gotten this many unique clicks…..ads pay off in the industry to specific parameters.
How do Mexicans slice their pizza? With Lil Caesars
I chuckled during all the jokes 😊😊😊😊😊
Number 3, yeah definitely Number 3😂😅👍💯
#2 is my Favorite.
Definitely a great one! Glad you liked it!!
That last one: I was sure there was going to be some punny interpretation of her cookbook instructions like "add a little spice." What's one that really works, though?
Fantastic presentation
Thank you! Appreciate the support!!
Keep going on and on.
And on and on and on . . .
Love first one.
Thanks! Glad you liked it!
I guess these were all funny, the FIRST time I'd heard them!
We agree. Now, when we play them back, they’re only funny if the sound is off. At least they were funny once though.
Refectory period is no joke
Good ones.
You get it.
great stuff mate thank you
Cheers!
Told by rueben kinkaid from partridge family ?
😂😂😂
why is rueben kincaid a stand up comic ?
"Parkinson's"🤣
Older people don’t have to hide in those homes it is perfectly acceptable for them to do what ever they want to it is legal .
🤣🤣🤣
again he never drank beer
I beg to differ; he took up the drink pretty heavily later in his life. Beer included. How do you like the jokes?
@@thejokesonusguys He always drank whiskey
@@roberthoug7864 www.diffordsguide.com/encyclopedia/2891/people/w-c-fields idk how reputable this source is, but apparently he drank almost everything! The quote we use at the end of our jokes is attributed to Fields
@@thejokesonusguys REALLY
A breakfast casserole?
She’s a real go-getter.
😂😂
Loving
Thank you!! Appreciate you checking out the channel!!
@@thejokesonusguys l will
On my honeymoon i called my mama and said what should i do she said take the hardest thing you have and put it where she pees so i got my bowling ball a flushed it down the toilet
Hilarious!
We appreciate the support and also, you're probably an all around great guy/gal! Thanks for watching!
Nice
Thanks! Have a great day!!
a long ti and that's where I learned to write s and learned soft theory. I wanted to get into electronic soft so good but it's almost
I don’t know if you laughed or cried at these jokes, but I’m hoping you laughed!
HOT WATER WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER,
still waiting for the funny as it says in the title
Boringboringboring
😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩
I like these jokes but I couldn't tell them and mixed company I'd like to get some that I can tell in mixed company
Fair point - we’ve got some jokes coming up that hopefully will satisfy your mixed company request!
That's funnny
All jokes you but im prof it u noting eles.
Edwardsburg
Mild to moderately politically incorrect
The exact lane we were going for with this!
Yawn
Change the title to:
Jokes: 5 Quickies....more accurate :/
I don't get the first one
1:55 Your hands shake with Parkinson's
WTF
Lack of sex is no joke,👎
Hope some comes your way soon!
@@thejokesonusguys None of these jokes said lack of sex was funny? Villy, lighten up and you might get some.
O7
sry but he cant tell a joke
All this BS supposed to be funny?