Not true tho. Qui Gon was stab in the center of his chest, likely piercing part of his heart. Maul got sliced through the waste, avoiding any vital organs for his species. Sabine was stabbed on the right side of her abdomen and Rema & The Grand Inquisitor were stabbed in the stomach. All their wounds were instantly cauterized and based on the nature of their wounds (and dark side fueled hate for 3 of them) they were able to heal. Qui Gon's wound was much worse and as a Jedi he was ready and willing to pass over to the Cosmic Force, rather than fighting to stay apart of the Living Force
Anakin's French accent was purrrrfect! Ahahaha! Cracked me up. Qui gon saying No, she is Every Where!!! Brutal and Brilliant at the same time!! You sure do deliver the goods CH!! Thank you!!
Me: Oh cool, Charlie's doing more of the Kenobi series. The Anakin in me: 👉Ahh haa ohh wow! ooh ho ho wow, that's so cool man. Ohh woww! ..Let's watch it again.
haha yeah at least i think palp was a clone or some other bs but revas survival is just showing how gutless disney writers really are. I mean she was definitely a goner the grand inquisitor surviving makes more sense as he is not a human and probably some storm trooper came to check and dragged his ass to bakta tank. she was just left for dead in some abandoned base.
Also if you notice they forgot to put a hole in her armor where she got stabbed lol. I'm so sick of bad Star wars. Thank God Charlie is here to make us laugh at it.
@@ReeseCraven OR - and hear me out - he's really *good* at stabbing people, and is deliberately going for the longest, slowest, most agonizing death. It just so happens that the plot rolls around and some of his vanquished foes get un-vanquished through bacta magic.
Over 1500 views in 15 minutes. That is wonderful. I’m glad to see this channel growing as it is one of my favorite Star Wars TH-cam channels that I watch on a consistent basis. Keep up the great work that you are doing. I would rather watch this than anything that’s on network TV today. To me this is pure entertainment.
Seeing these guys react to LEGO star wars (even just the cutscenes of the complete saga) would be amazing. Imagine Obi Wan getting annoyed at his portrayal in the Naboo levels (his lightsaber not turning on for example).
I do love it's technically true that this Anakin is indeed not responsible since he was grown from the hand Dooku severed hand and Kenobi can't argue that fact.
I'm losing it every single time to Qui Gon getting pissed first degree when someone uses the Force to open doors lmao the moment I saw him do it I knew what was coming. "Great use of the Force..."
I was going to skip your ad, well rather I did, but then I realized how short and on point it was, so i tracked the video back and watched the AD. You are the only exception to my AD policy.
I enjoyed the callback to my uni days when you mentioned the Yates in Liverpool city centre. On a good day, that bathroom, like the one at the Ship and Mitre, was like something out of a nightmare lol
- Lightsaber leaves a baseball bat sized hole straight through and out the abdomen along with vaporized internal organs and a severed spine - Disney fans: “No big deal, a lightsaber cauterizes the wound, so it’s all good now.”
At that point, how can we be sure anyone in Disney star wars is actually dead? Do they have a non-onscreen death rule for anyone with a face? If you don't want them to die, don't inflict injuries on them that would make them die. Simple as.
Given that Reva survived twice, I suppose Anakin had his saber set to stun when he ''stabbed'' those kids in ROTS. 5 bucks says more of them will show up as Inquisitors or Emperor's Hands.
The "phasing in" effect in the first second, as he morphs into character was pretty neat! Little details are appreciated. Its like an Animorph cover, except yah know, NOT a nightmare, lol.
QuiGonJinn was absolutely right on Obi-WAN’s stupid teaching methods here 🤣👏🏾 We can literally see that he loves to belittle , Son & Treat Anakin like a Kid instead of help him on his level & make sure he gets the lesson on his level of understanding without him feeling disrespected 🤷🏾♂️. The teachers ego didn’t want the student to have a clean victory over him that’s all that was.
@@CharlieHopkinson dude, G2A is a scam site more or less. They allow third parties to scam sell bogus keys and steam accounts which can get you banned from steam. I understand needing sponsors but do a bit of research before recommending scams to your followers.
@@brandonhallam51 maybe so, but tell me you really don't think Obi Wan, Plo Koon, or Mace Windu enjoyed themselves some random women during the Clone Wars days.
If I recall correctly, there was one Master who came from a culture that required him to marry and sire children or something. At any rate he had an approved exception.
The kenobi show really cemented that plot armour exists, because not only did Anakin slice up Reva's two pals, abut nd chose to stab her, but ALSO a child survived a lethal wound and escaped when the entire planet would be looking for her.
Neither Qui Gon or Obi Wan are to be blamed for Anakin's downfall. They both did him right, taught him right, especially these latter. A akin was weak of mind. Weak to emotions. And that's why he succumbed.
Qui Gon is crying a whole country due to him being the only Star Wars character in canon to die via a stab wound (not counting Han Solo). He's probably thinking it's not fair. Why me only?
I say that Vader purposely didn't kill her with the stab there. He tossed her aside into the gutter with nothing. That seemed like a better punishment than simply killing her.
They should totally make a qui-gon gin TV show. I know they kind of did that like animated show with him as a Padawan but it would be cool seeing him train. Obi-Wan
Just occurred to me, Ben had one job: to sit on his butt watching Luke from afar whine his way through his youth, while he got old and turned into Sir Alec Guinness. Guess it was just a part time job.
If you wanna kill someone with a lightsaber and everyone survives the stabing, you would think the sith and jedi would have learned to turn the enemy into grilled sashimi by now
Charlie releasing new videos is the best thing about Star Wars these days. (Although I did enjoy the Kenobi show (despite its flaws), I like Charlie's way of commentary.)
Could it be possible to cyber-bully Vader by sending messages straight to his suit’s electronics? Like just have tweets calling him Fatty No-arms appear in his visuals?
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I love your work man. I've been a supporter of you for a while. I hope you keep ripping on bad Star wars. 😂 Do lightsabers not kill any more?
Can't wait for you to rip on rings of power season 2. Lol
I use G2A whenever its better than steam. A real treasure.
11:32 🤣😂🤣 cyber bullying 😂🤣😂
In the start you can see him as normal then change into obi wan and also qui gon gin
Qui Gon watching force-users and normal humans surviving injuries far worse than his is the best side plot to this whole thing 😂
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Not true tho. Qui Gon was stab in the center of his chest, likely piercing part of his heart. Maul got sliced through the waste, avoiding any vital organs for his species. Sabine was stabbed on the right side of her abdomen and Rema & The Grand Inquisitor were stabbed in the stomach. All their wounds were instantly cauterized and based on the nature of their wounds (and dark side fueled hate for 3 of them) they were able to heal. Qui Gon's wound was much worse and as a Jedi he was ready and willing to pass over to the Cosmic Force, rather than fighting to stay apart of the Living Force
@@yeahokbuddy2510 Don't worry about the party. You're not invited.
@@ONECrewReacts Qui Gon was stabbed in the centre of his body. He wasn't stabbed in his heart if you think that you are incorrect.
@@josephkerrigan733 I never get invited :(
"I don't consider myself responsible for Anakins actions after I was seperated from him" 🤣 That is a great line 😂
Best star pilot in the galaxy... and a cunning lawyer.
I'm sure he had a hand in some actions 😂😂
True. Evil Anakin is the one who killed the younglings. Dumb Anakin was separated in attack of the clones.
@@hirudinariaAnakin- Oh shut up. Lol
I love Obi-Wans reaction too, he is so mad at Anakin, but he knows that it is the truth, he actually surprisingly makes a good point
"She's everywhere, it's gonna take hours to clean her up" LMAO 😂 kinda dark though 💀 🥶
I almost choked to death when Anakin casually links Obi to France via his cowardice.
Anakin's French accent was purrrrfect! Ahahaha! Cracked me up. Qui gon saying No, she is Every Where!!! Brutal and Brilliant at the same time!! You sure do deliver the goods CH!! Thank you!!
Me: Oh cool, Charlie's doing more of the Kenobi series.
The Anakin in me: 👉Ahh haa ohh wow! ooh ho ho wow, that's so cool man. Ohh woww! ..Let's watch it again.
Thankyou! Hahaha oh wow ahaha
@@CharlieHopkinson 😂
17:00 “Oh it gives you PTSD does it?” -Quigon Jin 😭
Qui Gon always snacking has me on the floor LOL!
My mom loves it too. She says it relaxed her for some reason lol
Wait til Qui finds out about what Palps came back from...
Showing him the "sequels" would be tantamount to cruel and unusual punishment.
yea, taht reaction should be done.
haha yeah at least i think palp was a clone or some other bs but revas survival is just showing how gutless disney writers really are. I mean she was definitely a goner the grand inquisitor surviving makes more sense as he is not a human and probably some storm trooper came to check and dragged his ass to bakta tank. she was just left for dead in some abandoned base.
@@Jebu911Sadly Disney canon is that he's the real Palpatine.
He is gonna turn sith he is gonna snap
Qui-gon Jin: “A fine addition to your collection…”
Me: (waiting for a Grievous appearance by Charlie)👀
I wanna see Charlie try a grievous impression
Hang on, Reva survived getting stabbed through the chest with a lightsaber twice..
Yep, once as a child to boot. Both times without a clear way to get off planet, but somehow...does.
What worse is that she somehow arrived on tatooine
Also if you notice they forgot to put a hole in her armor where she got stabbed lol. I'm so sick of bad Star wars. Thank God Charlie is here to make us laugh at it.
@@ReeseCraven OR - and hear me out - he's really *good* at stabbing people, and is deliberately going for the longest, slowest, most agonizing death. It just so happens that the plot rolls around and some of his vanquished foes get un-vanquished through bacta magic.
it's so stupid. The writers are either the dumbest people in existence or think we are the dumbest people in existence... pretty sure it's the latter
Turns out Anakin had too many Death Sticks on the day of Order 66 so some of his supposed lightsaber stabbings were actually complete misses
I suppose Anakin set his saber to stun, so those kids probably survived and got picked up later to be Inquisitors like Reva.
I think it would have been awesome to see his lightsaber color slowly start to turn red as he progressed ordered 66
Now I'm just imagining anakin high as a kite swinging his Saber and distracted by the colors. The massacre was an accident while having a bad trip
@@Username18981 Not even a massacre, at that point he probably had the saber set to stun, which explains why he keeps failing to kill kids like Reva.
@@healthandsurvival4461Thats not How kyber crystals work.
They are to some degree sentiment beings and to turn them Red, you need to make them bleed.
"Oh yeah? Name one."
"...Cyber bullying."
The complete confidence made me burst out laughing and i missed the all the next jokes
Im gonna be honest, this content is an essential part of my life..its unbelievably perfect and hilarious. Star wars will never be the same!
Same!
Over 1500 views in 15 minutes. That is wonderful. I’m glad to see this channel growing as it is one of my favorite Star Wars TH-cam channels that I watch on a consistent basis. Keep up the great work that you are doing. I would rather watch this than anything that’s on network TV today. To me this is pure entertainment.
And 1 in 10 views giving an automatic thumbs up before watching the video :D
@@ian-flanagan💯💯💯💯
@@ian-flanaganyou already know it's going to be hilarious Even before you start watching
Seeing these guys react to LEGO star wars (even just the cutscenes of the complete saga) would be amazing. Imagine Obi Wan getting annoyed at his portrayal in the Naboo levels (his lightsaber not turning on for example).
Younglings are to Anakin what Pringles are to most people, once you've popped, you... just... can't... stop...
To the tune of McDonalds jingle:
Young-ling mass-a-cre!
I'm lovin' it!
Annie was there to help them.
From a certain point of view
So many ways to misconstrue that
Frito-Lays: Betcha can't kill just one.
I do love it's technically true that this Anakin is indeed not responsible since he was grown from the hand Dooku severed hand and Kenobi can't argue that fact.
like an inverse Ship of Theseus
Lmfao wouldn’t be as bad of an idea as the acolyte
“You, work at quadruple speed. The rest of your cowards, follow me.” I wager a thousand credits Qui-Gon can’t be any funnier than that.
That was pretty good. And totally on point. What a dumb order to give. Why even ask the guy if you are just going to totally ignore his expertise?
I'm losing it every single time to Qui Gon getting pissed first degree when someone uses the Force to open doors lmao the moment I saw him do it I knew what was coming.
"Great use of the Force..."
I was going to skip your ad, well rather I did, but then I realized how short and on point it was, so i tracked the video back and watched the AD.
You are the only exception to my AD policy.
Honestly, I love that Charlie's beard pokes through the Anakin deep fake and gives him a neck beard, it's perfect 😂
"Sir Qui-Gon Jinn" has a ring to it!
I enjoyed the callback to my uni days when you mentioned the Yates in Liverpool city centre. On a good day, that bathroom, like the one at the Ship and Mitre, was like something out of a nightmare lol
Qui has me singing "good guys always win, good guys always win!"😂
Qui Gon Jin: they blame me huh? 😂
Obi-Wan: …
20:09 the silence was TOO DAMN LOUD 😭😭🤣🤣
"Yeah she done" lol oh poor Qui Gon any stab does not kill these days.
This is by far, the best Star Wars stuff out there. God, I hope Disney doesn't come after you- that'd be a sad Day.
No they just keep producing more content for Charlie 😅
I died laughing, like Qui-Gon, unlike Reba. These non deaths from light saber wounds gotta hurt!
Brilliant, critical, thanks Charlie.
Thank you for these entertaining videos, please keep it up ❤
Thanks very much! with your support we'll hopefully be able to continue for years!
Poor Qui-Gon always has to watch this nonsense happen 😭😭
All his sacrifice just to be let down by Obi-Wan time and time again.
Qui gon is the only one who can enjoy the sequels 😂😂😂
“I always assumed Kenobi’ was French” 😂😂😂
- Lightsaber leaves a baseball bat sized hole straight through and out the abdomen along with vaporized internal organs and a severed spine -
Disney fans: “No big deal, a lightsaber cauterizes the wound, so it’s all good now.”
At that point, how can we be sure anyone in Disney star wars is actually dead? Do they have a non-onscreen death rule for anyone with a face? If you don't want them to die, don't inflict injuries on them that would make them die. Simple as.
Another asterisk win for Obi Wan. Had me LOL.
Yay! Been waiting for this! You're doing great work and making people's lives that much easier to bare. Thank you, Charlie!
20:05 the stare that qui gon gave killed me 🤣🤣
All these are so good. Lotr as well. Totally forget its one dude, i get lost in it. Thanks for making these
🤣 these videos are just the best from the bantering between chars to the jokes and great impressions the 2000s called you obi Kenobi 😂
"It's just business!" had me rolling
"you sound British, you should know a thing or two about waiting in queues" best joke ive heard all year
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are upset about Tala, meanwhile, Anakin is sad for the Droid. This is my type of content.
"I grabbed a flaming torch and ran straight to the Deeping Wall" - Anakin Skywalker of course
I love the deep wall joke. Thank you for that.😂🙌🏻
I really want you as Obi Wan, doing a Star Wars talk show.
Maybe get known actors to be certain characters, as guests.
Given that Reva survived twice, I suppose Anakin had his saber set to stun when he ''stabbed'' those kids in ROTS. 5 bucks says more of them will show up as Inquisitors or Emperor's Hands.
Actually that would have been really smart. So we can guarantee he didn't do that. 😂
Qui needs to eat some Pocky. They’re like little lightsabers he can play with
Ooo, yes
He'd love pocky seems like a cookies and cream kinda guy
The "phasing in" effect in the first second, as he morphs into character was pretty neat! Little details are appreciated.
Its like an Animorph cover, except yah know, NOT a nightmare, lol.
Oh my force. I thought it looked familiar. I l9ved Animorphs
QuiGonJinn was absolutely right on Obi-WAN’s stupid teaching methods here 🤣👏🏾
We can literally see that he loves to belittle , Son & Treat Anakin like a Kid instead of help him on his level & make sure he gets the lesson on his level of understanding without him feeling disrespected 🤷🏾♂️.
The teachers ego didn’t want the student to have a clean victory over him that’s all that was.
you know its good when i have to remind myself thats not ewan and hayden sitting there frfr i love your show man youve gotten so beast at this
Cyber bullying took me completely off guard
“You’re like in your late 30s” 😂😂😂😂
qui gon getting mad at people not dying is so damn funny man
17:52 If Reva had actually died in that scene the Kenobi show would be a lot better
The Darkside of the Force is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to not be canon
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...non-canonical.
Geez Obi-Wan, THAT'S your rallying speech?! AWESOME!!!!!
Absolutely love these!
7:31 I just find this banter about them being shocked about him killing more younglings than in the training room
Tak!
Thanks!
@@CharlieHopkinson And thank you for making me laugh.
@@CharlieHopkinson dude, G2A is a scam site more or less. They allow third parties to scam sell bogus keys and steam accounts which can get you banned from steam. I understand needing sponsors but do a bit of research before recommending scams to your followers.
Charlie’s true gift to us : watching the whole shows so we don’t have to.
"Aw...look at his sad little mask."
Hahahahahaha!
When you realize Anakin was kept off the council because he was the only one who got laid...
I have a hard time believing some of those guys didn't have mad game in between the sheets.
@@MelissaLawrence2002 having mad game is a path to the dark side...
@@brandonhallam51 maybe so, but tell me you really don't think Obi Wan, Plo Koon, or Mace Windu enjoyed themselves some random women during the Clone Wars days.
If I recall correctly, there was one Master who came from a culture that required him to marry and sire children or something. At any rate he had an approved exception.
@@MelissaLawrence2002 definitely sounds like part of Mace Windus backstory
The kenobi show really cemented that plot armour exists, because not only did Anakin slice up Reva's two pals, abut nd chose to stab her, but ALSO a child survived a lethal wound and escaped when the entire planet would be looking for her.
Neither Qui Gon or Obi Wan are to be blamed for Anakin's downfall. They both did him right, taught him right, especially these latter. A akin was weak of mind. Weak to emotions. And that's why he succumbed.
Qui Gon had the look of "I'm sick of this sh*t!" at the very end!!🤣🤣🤣
I live for the moment when i look down at my phone notifications and see TH-cam "Charlie Hopkinson New Video"
"You couldn't force push a planet"
Legends Luke: hold my blue milk...
(Ps im refering to where he force moved a black hole using the force)
Qui Gon is crying a whole country due to him being the only Star Wars character in canon to die via a stab wound (not counting Han Solo). He's probably thinking it's not fair. Why me only?
So Han survived?
Disney be like: Han died from the fall actually😂
In the movie canon, yeah… But not overall… Sidious stabbed Savage with two lightsabers…
@@marethyu3702nah Disney logic be like he coulda still been falling when the base exploded depending on how hollowed out the planet was
😂 Han didn’t die from the stab. He died from the fall
I say that Vader purposely didn't kill her with the stab there. He tossed her aside into the gutter with nothing. That seemed like a better punishment than simply killing her.
I love how hayden adopted the style from the clone wars. He isnt as btchy and whiney as anakin anymore.
Charlie is Star Wars gold!
nice to have u back recovered!!
7:50. It was clearly self-defense. The younglings attack the poor innocent Anakin.
As Captain Kirk once said, "in the heart, in the head, it doesn't matter I won't stay dead". Star Trek predicted future Star Wars.
"If you put one youngling out of its misery, you might as well kill 100"
They should totally make a qui-gon gin TV show. I know they kind of did that like animated show with him as a Padawan but it would be cool seeing him train. Obi-Wan
Sir you are the best never stop making Star wars movies 🥇🏆💯👍🏼
Vader really used the force to open an automatic door🙄
That shit was moving too slow for him 😂😂😂
@@ONECrewReacts 😂😂
one of these days Qui Ghost is gonna turn to the dark side from the sheer hatred to those stabbed by saber in vital organs who dont die
Reva getting stabbed then looking at Qui. Obi not saying anything. 😂
Just occurred to me, Ben had one job: to sit on his butt watching Luke from afar whine his way through his youth, while he got old and turned into Sir Alec Guinness.
Guess it was just a part time job.
“No…she’s EVERYWHERE.” 🤣🤣😂
When Anikin said "from a certain point of view" I was laughing my head shots fired obi wan 😂😂😂😂
Qui: A tragic, but satisfying end.Yup...she's done. Over." Ohhh qui, if only you knew what was coming next. He's is gonna blow a gasket.🤣🤣
Elbows in training?! Qui, you backhanded Maul. Obi-Wan and Anakin have kicked each other a lot.
If you wanna kill someone with a lightsaber and everyone survives the stabing, you would think the sith and jedi would have learned to turn the enemy into grilled sashimi by now
More decapitations
I dont know who writes the dialogue for quigon but that remark about yahtzees toilets is to bang on. 😂
More like intestines and stomach then heart lungs and spine
Her living was an april fools prank... right? Right.....
😢
The next episode is hilarious! Quis reaction to her surviving is hilarious! 🤣
Thanks for the video ❤
Charlie releasing new videos is the best thing about Star Wars these days. (Although I did enjoy the Kenobi show (despite its flaws), I like Charlie's way of commentary.)
4:42 Anakin...... makes a strong point, Obi-Wan.
I’ve been in the men’s toilet in Yates’s in Liverpool and he’s right😂😂😂 only he forgot the ankle deep piss and questionable brown stains on the wall.
Could it be possible to cyber-bully Vader by sending messages straight to his suit’s electronics? Like just have tweets calling him Fatty No-arms appear in his visuals?
Just spam his messenger with ph/of content with titles that play on in¢€$t.
"The 2000s called, they want their comeback back"
Absolutely brilliant
I like Obi-Wan's bitchy little whine when he says he was fighting Grevious.
Nobody's ever really gone! Except Qui-Gone. Carry on.
😂😂😂 thats a good one
Sir Qui Gon Jin, Master of the old Order of the Jedi, Foremost proponent of the Living Force, Succumber of the most menial of lightsaber stab wounds.
some of the best content ive seen in a long time ahahah