Sidra Junaid I'm truly sorry. I'm in the position of having very ill senior parents, so I'm dreading what's to come. But I'm glad Ellen made you feel better. She has a talent for that.
I needed to buy a birthday cake for three family members. I told the woman I wanted each name in a different color, and told her what colors I wanted, and this is what I got: Sam Red, Brandi Blue, Samantha Yellow.
Many years ago a few friends were playing scrabble. The word PEN was put on the board and I added IS. She emphatically said that there is no such word as Pen IS. She repeatedly pronounced the word with a soft E and everyone else gasped in laughter. She eventually brought out a Webster dictionary and turned crimson red when she finally realized the fact.
I don't know where this beauty Ellen came from but she have always made me laugh. God I can't stop laughing every time I watch any of her show love to Ellen.
Bet she would if you wrote to her and asked. In one of the clips in this she was just joking about Saskatchewan, though. You know cause she says it later on.
With the first photo.. my daughter did something very similar she was on my lap when I was getting a makeover. The lady doing my face had all her cleavage hanging out my daughter reached up and touched her chest and said that's a girl mommy. The lady at the sales desk bust out laughing I was embarrassed and the lady doing the makeover kept trying to pull her shirt up but since she wore it to have her cleavage out it wouldn't go anywhere. I just called my husband to get our daughter after that.
Ellen you're absolutely hilarious! You need to do the pictures of people using condoms for things other then it's original intention. Didn't know how to word that politely. Lol
Interesting fact: The Salt Lake hoodie does look funny, but it was made like that on purpose. A lot of Utahn's are so uptight, I'm sure the creators love having the last laugh!
8:45 is from hong kong and thats referring to an octopus card! its a multipurpose card that no hong konger leaves the house without! its used to pay for things everywhere!
She did the “we will no longer except money out of undergarments” way later and the lady said that she was from New Mexico! So the lady in New Mexico stole that pic from the lady in Missouri!🧐
Whats with all the pretentious comments on the stupid octopussy credit card?? Ugh, she is an actress, host, and COMEDIAN!! If you know about this card but don't understand how ridiculous it is to nit pick at a joke, then leave the people who enjoy their laughs alone, and go...idk do whatever it is pretentious people do like get pissy over pronunciations or what have you.
There is no problem with the picture at 8:43. Octopus is a card in Hong Kong which is kind of like a contactless credit card. I guess Ellen didn't know that.
I love Ellen's segments on TH-cam, but there was quite a bit of sexual innuendo with some of these pics. Some pics shouldn't be allowed to be shown on such a public station
I was working in downtown Sandy Eggo and on my way from the bus to my office I saw a man with his pants and underwear down at his ankles. He was carrying a tv of all things!
I hate it when people take something that's formatted in a 16:9 aspect-ratio and then move the sides into the 4:3 region just to make it look distorted.
God, I never laughed so hard. I'm not feeling well and I needed this. Ellen, you always make my day. Thanks for the laughs
I could watch these all day! Oh wait! I HAVE been watching these all day! My, how time flies!!
whoever put this together thank you that's one of my favorite segments on ellen
I don't know what's funnier, the pictures or Ellen's commentary. 😂
If ever asked how America got through our darkest hour, we can say Ellen, Seth, Trevor, and Stephen!
It's from Utah but it really screams Idaho! lol
I recently lost my mother, I literally came out of depression after watching Ellen videos. love you.
Sidra Junaid Condolences for the loss of your mother. I just lost my father. Ellen's delightful videos are a bright spot.
Sidra Junaid I hope your doing better..Ellen is the best❤
Sidra Junaid I'm truly sorry. I'm in the position of having very ill senior parents, so I'm dreading what's to come.
But I'm glad Ellen made you feel better. She has a talent for that.
Her show is great, I used to cry every night since my mom passed away, after I begin watching her show and now I feel so much better
Thank you for your condolences.
Ellen!!! Why do you have to be so entertaining? i have to study for tests !!!!
Lol same I need to finish stuff for ELA
Arianator Army same I have a extremely difficult exam tomorrow
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OMG the Jonás One was hilarius
The guy walking by in the shorts was perfectly timed 😊😂😂😂😂😊
Thank you for putting all these together and with no ads thumbs ups
I'm watching this in my study hall class. It is *sooooo* hard to not laugh. I'm dying here!!!!!!
I needed to buy a birthday cake for three family members. I told the woman I wanted each name in a different color, and told her what colors I wanted, and this is what I got:
Sam Red, Brandi Blue, Samantha Yellow.
Damn I only brought squid... LMAO
i died at the cake one
Edwin Grandé same
Sam Red, Brandi Blue, Samantha Yellow.
Me too!
Ohhhh great belly laughs! Thank you so much!
oh come on! that mini golf hole was clearly a cowboy hat!!!
Octopus is a card in Hong Kong. The sign wasn't talking about real octopus lol
and the little kid was really blowing the easter bunny. It doesn't matter what's real; it's about what makes us laugh.
Well, Ellen didn't know that. And neither would most people who aren't residents of Hong Kong.
Many years ago a few friends were playing scrabble. The word PEN was put on the board and I added IS. She emphatically said that there is no such word as Pen IS. She repeatedly pronounced the word with a soft E and everyone else gasped in laughter. She eventually brought out a Webster dictionary and turned crimson red when she finally realized the fact.
dont know when was the last time i laughed so hard ellen shoukd be arrested for being soo funny hahaha love u ellen
I couldn't stop laughing!!! I started crying!!! 👍😂
Mark & Emy Shibukawa Now you see how I feel
11:29 lmao Idaho😂😂😂😂
I laughed so much that I couldn't catch my breath.
Love her or hate her but you can't deny Ellen got a great sense of humor.. She is hilarious.
She is so funny!!! I didn't realize that was her in that movie Mr. Wrong until I started watching her show.
Thanks for this, I had a good laugh!
0:25 I know the photo is weird but funny. But OMG THAT LITTLE GIRL IS SOOOO CUTE!!!!! ❤️
When they're children it's not pornographic... it's kids being silly... sounds like you have a dirty mind
theREALgerald yea pervert! Shes been sexualized by ellen..how is any of that cute to you?
JESUS CHRIST IM DYING THIS IS SO HILARIOUS
The cake lollll 😂😂😂😂
Lmao!! Absolutly hillarious! I know this was posted years ago but i guess you could say im a closet amish. Dont get out much.
its 2018!!! who's watching?
miniature golf..... Ellen is a fan!!!
lol where is the undercover police car ? ahahha that's my all time favorite !!!
I don't know where this beauty Ellen came from but she have always made me laugh. God I can't stop laughing every time I watch any of her show love to Ellen.
can someone please upload a compilation of all the names Ellen couldn't pronounce
Bet she would if you wrote to her and asked. In one of the clips in this she was just joking about Saskatchewan, though. You know cause she says it later on.
priness_ayesha 88 I like that idea!
priness_ayesha 88 Right!?!
You don't wanna see that smash against the glass :D Ellen your so funny
I already lost on the first one *THAT PLACE Though*
Cash and octopus only, thats must be in hongkoong, they used octopus card. Its like their atm, you can used in in mcdonalds, buying things and train
Rev. bangs guest speaker ahahahahahahahaha
Someone's a big fan of Cinderella
Don't forget the pumpkins.
space unicorn sick to pervert a young child like that!! The parents should sue her
tahah thanks for posting this love it its halarious!!
With the first photo.. my daughter did something very similar she was on my lap when I was getting a makeover. The lady doing my face had all her cleavage hanging out my daughter reached up and touched her chest and said that's a girl mommy.
The lady at the sales desk bust out laughing I was embarrassed and the lady doing the makeover kept trying to pull her shirt up but since she wore it to have her cleavage out it wouldn't go anywhere.
I just called my husband to get our daughter after that.
I almost died laughing at everything.
I don't think that dog was even real 😂😂😂😂
At 2:02 yes congratulations you found two Easter eggs
Glen Judge you are a pig..this is a 2 or 3 year old! Sicko
oh this woman is hysterical
I thought it clicked on Ellen, how come I'm watching Jay Leno headlines? lol
Ellen you're absolutely hilarious! You need to do the pictures of people using condoms for things other then it's original intention. Didn't know how to word that politely. Lol
Ellen is so funny and so classy at the same time.
Vincent Nelms classy! She sexually perverted young children 3 times!! Shes a pervert and thats obvious..you didnt see it? I pray your eyes are opened
Ironic that the camel toe hill on a golf course is the "First hole"
KT926 😂🤣
Sask-at-chew-an😂😂
+Duhitz Pepperonies She’s in Canada.
Austin Dickerson Saskatchewan is in Canada, I’m a Canadian. Don’t test me
+Duhitz Pepperonies I won’t.
Austin Dickerson K lol😂
*dies of laughter*
Brought you by the letters Omg😂
For those who don't know, Ellen used to be a stand up comedian.
She even did a movie back in 2000.
Go Saskatchewan !!! My proud home ❤️❤️
I live in Vt. These maple syrup signs are everywhere, but i never noticed this!
I like the way those Canadians picnic.
These are hilarious
funny! I love Ellen!!!!!
Interesting fact: The Salt Lake hoodie does look funny, but it was made like that on purpose. A lot of Utahn's are so uptight, I'm sure the creators love having the last laugh!
"She's in Canada."
Lmfao oh Saskatchewan xD
Octopus is a card with money inside of it
8:43 And in London they pay with Oyster.
Clams are not interchangeable there.
Omg super funny pics luv them
I love the cake colors
There's nothing miniature about that! :D
Shout out to Petaluma, CA. & San Mateo, CA.
8:45 is from hong kong and thats referring to an octopus card! its a multipurpose card that no hong konger leaves the house without! its used to pay for things everywhere!
At 5:00 - a whole new experience for making a hole-in-one.
She did the “we will no longer except money out of undergarments” way later and the lady said that she was from New Mexico! So the lady in New Mexico stole that pic from the lady in Missouri!🧐
Great stuff!! :-D
That's a ram in the bush!
The Calgary Alberta one must have been in a plus 15down town lol cant tell where tho hahaha
Vietnam is my parents' hometown :(
Whats with all the pretentious comments on the stupid octopussy credit card?? Ugh, she is an actress, host, and COMEDIAN!! If you know about this card but don't understand how ridiculous it is to nit pick at a joke, then leave the people who enjoy their laughs alone, and go...idk do whatever it is pretentious people do like get pissy over pronunciations or what have you.
Sock Puppet octopussy is thename of a 007 movie.
Most photos were unseemly/pervy. Shows you what kind of character Ellen actually is.
Lol that last one is funny
There is no problem with the picture at 8:43. Octopus is a card in Hong Kong which is kind of like a contactless credit card. I guess Ellen didn't know that.
That's right
She said Chinese restaurant not a restaurant in china
I knowwwww :D
Yes they should have researched that...I still have my Octopus card from when I visited Hong Kong.
that might be true. but she didn't know that.
Thank you Ellen, you always make us laugh!!!
At 4:20 I love the way Ellen pronounces Brisbane,Australia. Americans can NEVER pronounce Brisbane properly and I don't think they care. LMFAO!!!!!!
13:44 lol keep away from that printer lol
I should be showering now but i can't move from around the laptop
Ellen is 2 addicting!!!
my favorite was the printer one the most.
What's wrong with the picnic supplies
Nathan Croft the picture shows condoms
...nothin’
"You never see women doing stuff like that. What is wrong?"
I totally agree, yet somehow I am still attracted to guys... Wooh...
8:43 Is correct, he probably was in Hong Kong where they have an Octopus card which is kind of like a normal bank card.
That doll must sing as if he were screaming
+Ethan Ly It says “I sing. Press here.”.
Where was Andy for the last one?
Sas-catch-a-wan
Lol Ellen your hilarious
But that's how you say Saskatchewan
@08:45 Octopus is an electronic payment system in Hong Kong.
Merlin Rajesh I have always wondered about this! Now I know--thank you!
OHHHHHHHHH, I thought that was there just to be funny.
She said she went to a Chinese restaurant. In America. Why would you put a sign about a Hong Kong credit card on a Chinese restaurant in America.
Rose C people do all kinds of stuff to get on TV.
Well, the person who sent that picture to Ellen didn't know that.
I'm in Minnesota, I just heard her say it.
my god ellen you got it right on 5th time
I love Ellen's segments on TH-cam, but there was quite a bit of sexual innuendo with some of these pics. Some pics shouldn't be allowed to be shown on such a public station
LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!
Saskatchewan haha aww our poor province :c
So that's where maple syrup comes from
Gawd, I feel sorry for the Rev. Bangs
I was working in downtown Sandy Eggo and on my way from the bus to my office I saw a man with his pants and underwear down at his ankles. He was carrying a tv of all things!
AvieMare Sandy Eggo? I really hope you're being sarcastic 😂
5:05 -- I wish she'd said "if there's grass on the field..."
I hate it when people take something that's formatted in a 16:9 aspect-ratio and then move the sides into the 4:3 region just to make it look distorted.