HERE COMES SPEED RACER | Turbo Dismount - Part 32
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 พ.ค. 2015
- Here he comes, here comes speed racer..... just joking it's actually just me... Jack..... TURBO DISMOUNT!
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Outro animation by the amazingly talented James Farr:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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Who misses “AOWWWWW PINK LIGHTNIN”
Not any of us
Turbine man View you monster!
@CubeZ no everybody loved pink lightning itself. not that phrase.
@CubeZ no its OHHHHHHHH PINK LIGHTING
Jack lemme here you say OH!
Jack: oh
No lemme here you say OH!
Jack:oh.
..… There’s just no hope for him he’s never gonna say it
OH PINK LIGHTNING!
_Vroom Vroom! NOPE!_
_Hilarious_
_What's wrong?_
KL Ryusaki Punch that *LIKE* button in the face *LIKE A BOSS* !
_Yup!_
Nyadeelif the Hedgehog i did *LIKE A BOSS
_And that's why you can't have nice things.~ XD_
I love how jack says that NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH and almost gets stopped every time.
yep
PhantomTurbo Ex b
DAT S
DAT SALTY BOI true😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Lol do true
damn still love this series whos watching in 2020
You have one of the best fucking usernames
@@Grasswind- lol
He used to be so much more loud and energetic....somehow
Stop doing these comments
Julie Hartley why tho
7:21 I MISSED THAT! OOOOWWWWW PINK LIGHTING!
NIHAL SHARMA Pink Lightning is the best part of Turbo Dismount!
Pink Lightning will forever be my favorite! :D
Caylie Olson how the freak do you get 101 subs wait............. 101 101 bad signal you hacker!!!!!!!! lol xD
+foxy the pirate Lol I honestly have no idea XD apparently people like my comments or something cuz I don't make videos XD
Caylie Olson
same here got 12
(Sing to the tune jingle bells [Actually Santa coming to town]) Jack sees you when you're sleeping. With that really creepy face. Now it's time for him to play some games. Then go off and eat some cake. Oh! He really hates Billy, but loves Happy wheels. And we all love it how he does the outro with that high pitched squeal. Jack is the one true boss!
Captain Rave Slendy jacksepticeye - you should read the above song. It's creepy.
No, it goes with Santa Claus is coming to town better.
Captain Rave Slendy WILL SOMEONE MAKE MY WISH TRUE
I WISH I HAD 1000000 SUBSCRIBERS no
I WISH I HAD 1000000 SUBSCRIBERS yes i will
you will be a hobo
I LOVE YOU JACK
WE ALL LOVE HIM NOT ONLY YOU
I JACK YOU LOVE
Yo still alive?, four years ago
real name is sean but ok
His name is not jack
2:07: NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH!!!
2:21: You were saying?
Jack had a plan up his sleeve with his sister the sqautch
Sqautch: let’s play
Sean/Jack, I found your channel a few years ago by mistake whilst looking for another TH-camr, and like my dad said to me, you are the best accident in my life. STAY AWESOME!!
I was hoping you were going to commentate like how they talk in Speed Racer.
@@canadaofficial8008 lol
2:06 is my childhood returning to me
Possibly, because
nothing stops
THE SQUATCH!!!
5:50 the perfect landing lol
Exactly what I thought too
01:54 the flying jack head made me laugh so hard I was crying
XD
I desperately need a t-shirt that reads:
"NOTHING STOPS...
"...THE SQUATCH!"
Matt Cook IF THAT WAS A THING... I WOULD TOTALLY GET ONE! XD
WHAT I NEED IS THE BOOPER DOOPER T SHIRT
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT EXISTED UNTIL YESTERDAY
Matt Cook "Nothing stops..." on the top,
"THE SQUATCH" on the ass
perfection~
You know there are shops that you can go to and get anything you want printed on a shirt/hoodie don't you?
yes, I'm just saying
4:01 ''Ok, lets do this.'' *motor falls *
I like how whenever Sean says “NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH!!” He gets a voice crack
The Squealer is faster than The Wedge, you're Dismount meter was higher with the Wedge than the Squealer, so that made it faster.
And it's better at turning
Justin McGlone no It’s not I tested it
the squealer goes the fastest without any boosts, with boosts then its the quadfin
Exactly that’s what I was about to type in chat
King Cobra9559 was the speedometer higher? Yes! It was! You IDIOT!🖕
I have a feeling that picture is going to be staying around for a long LONG time lmao
Years from now, the legacy of Jacksepticeye will live on, and the artifact capturing his existence? A majestic photo of the Jackaboy in his natural environment that went viral when days were simpler and people watched people play videogames on a strange website called TH-cam XD
You were right.
8:11 breakdancing!
Was it the windmill
5:31 what rainbow road in mario kart is like
YES someone uploaded something! Sunday is so boring :(
Hi!
Hi!
Agreed!
I know right?!
Soooo true
Jack is Love
Jack is life
doritosMSP He really is such a great and energetic guy. :) Hope you stay happy, friend! Stay smiling!
doritosMSP He really is such a great and energetic guy. :) Hope you stay happy, friend! Stay smiling!
***** You too!! :)
Agreed :)
I agree I just hate it when things turn into a fandom. You know you can just enjoy things without being a 'fangirl' and posting it all on tumblr
4:26 It's Blues Brothers all over again!
8:17 That noise of rejection.
It doesn't matter where you go, Jack is always looking at you.... ALWAYS!
stroe mihail FOREVER!!!
Atthay is way uetray. Understand way emay?
stroe mihail
pigay latinlay
stroe mihail best shot ever for every ever
All those cops chasing after you is like something from a blues brothers film.
Aloyus Knight Blues brothers was on our tv
Aloyus Knight I subscribed just for you:).
Whats the blue brothers?
@@coolsceegaming6178 It's a movie from the early 80s and a music band that formed in the late 70s. The movie musical comedy with an amazing soundtrack! An absolute pearler!
nekokat thanks, definitely going to check it out!
NOTHING STOPS THE SQUACH!!!!!!!!!!!
*gets stopped!*
*Voice crack*
jack is the best youtuber
yes
correct
Yes
And you have won on this game show the hell yaaaaaeh trophy
Yes he is
The arrows go through jacks face, therefore jack was already dead before the launch
+JS Gambit Please don't.
Hard to get popular on utube yaknoe.. :(
+DoTheHarlemShak Of course it is, so I guess it's a good thing there's more to doing TH-cam than popularity
***** You just triggered a supersonic speed internet rage XD
Not that it's a good thing.
***** Look JS. Don't mind them. I know it's hard, but keep on trying! But. You do know that you need to record your screen right?
Remember: Keep on trying and have fun in doing your videos!
8:37 finally he sings a twice song
Yes, Twice also have a song named "What Is Love?".
But Sean is singing the one by Haddaway, where it's a much older song.
3:05 I know i'm as late as Internet Explorer, but here's the explanation of this bullshit: Squealer is based on a Formula 1 car. Racing cars, such as F1 cars, generate what's known as 'downforce'. Downforce is the effect of sucking the car to the ground in order to achieve more grip. More grip means the car can corner at higher speeds, but downforce also lowers car's top speed. The Wedge is a supercar and does not have a lot of downforce, as supercars are designed for top speed, not cornering.
0:32 The Most Face of Jack
Thank goodness Jack uploaded, TH-cam is dead today...
Sunday's always boring :(
TH-cam plz come back to life ;-;
Ikr :(
I just wait after school and the videos flow in
Or I just wait until 12AM then jack and mark will have vids for us to watch
NewAge Gaming well to be fair it usually picks up around 12:30ish central time
I always find it amusing when I find myself cheering you on out loud even though I'm sitting here watching this by myself.
LIKE A BOSS
6:14 Jack switched holes just in time
I actually love Jack, such a Lad.
4:40 GTA 5 cops be like :P
8:37
Watt is love?
Baby don’t hertz me, baby don’t hertz me,
N-ohm-ore.
oh my god this is amazing
*Watt* is this song? This is seriously *shocking* and it Hertz. I seriously want to go *Ohm*.
Mmmmm my science teacher would be impressed
LiamPlaysGamez you out did me XD
Prptheawesome what’s her contact info? 👀
7:23 OHHHHHHHHHHH
PINK LIGHTNIN!
Welcome to the -301 club, have fun !
U too
Louise Devismes Yes! Got here in time
Do you guys have food
Yaaa
MC Doucebag Of course ! There's everything in the -301 club. What do you want ? Cake ? Cookies ? Ice cream ? Cheesecake ?
I feel accomplished because I clicked on Jacks video 40 seconds after it was uploaded...
What has my life come to?!
Only fate will tell
Like A Nerd Girl That's an accomplishment, though! :D
Like A Nerd Girl i was the 1st view!! :D what has MY life become to?
it was 50 mini-secs when i came in
Your life has come to awesomeness.
Like A Nerd Girl Your life is like a nerd girl
JACK THATS FUNING
Is honestly more fun watching you play this, then actually playing the game myself.
SPEEEEED IS KEYYYYYYYYYY
0:51 WHY AM I LAUGHING!? XD LOL
I love your episodes of this game
Jack. You made me smile.
Hello Jack , I Just Wanna Tell U That I Always Get Bullied At School And When I Go Home And Watch Our Vids , I Became So Happy So Thank You For Changing My Life :)
*Ur
1:15 peek-a-boo!
Jack I love your Videos and please make more Turbo Dismount Videos !!
Love it when Sean says Nothing Stops the Squatch in that voice
SPEED IS MOFUCKING KEY
So true
Words of God...
Lol
Dejour Williams Can't argue with logic :P
Dejour Williams Amen brotha
2:50
That’s 227 mph, for the Americans.
277 mph, actually.
This was the first video that ever taught me what buffering is
The best one yet
6:19 is like a two stage rocket lol
The channel stands on 4,391,848 subs and you hit 4M 3 weeks ago.
You're just loveable jack !
Now he has 28.1M subs and he’s changed so much. It’s amazing how one person’s life can be changed, and then raise millions of others
This is one of my favorite series by jack.
thank you jack, your old videos make me less depressed
Who else misses the good old days? **almost everyone raises hand**
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Omg the Haddaway is real
ItzEpicGhost I was tempted to add the actual song in but didn't want to get ID matched haha
+jacksepticeye i love your work
jacksepticeye I love your videos and don't forget to be awsome like a boss
Love your videos and your my faviorit TH-cam and always be keep them coming
Watching this 5 year's later brings tears
BOOPER DOOPER
BOOPER DOOPER
Narwhal CrewBOOPER DOOPER!!!!!
Narwhal Crew rly
Narwhal Crew SHMOOPER FLOOPER!
jacksepticeye lol
OWWWW PINK
LIGHTNIN!!
:everyone else: -_-
Me: D: ur all
very mean D:
Tyler Roberts wow pink lightning
Tyler Roberts OOOOOWWW PINK LIGHTNIN
OWwwwwwwww Pink lightning
wow pink lighnin
I wish this turbo dismount was in nostalgia week
all the pins had fallen over already almost - Jacksepticeye 2015
2:01 Best face in a long time.
I loved when he said
"I GOT DECAPITATED.....YOU BULDOZEN BITCH!!!"
So funny😂😂😂
fuckin bick fuck fuck fuccckkkkkk to you\
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I woke my mom up laughing at the "don't hurt me" bit xD I love you Jack!
I love your videos jacksepticeye.
Cross your niblets? Jack, I think those are called fingers.
thank you for the funny vids you make my day ill never get tired of you ~thanks!!~:D
In the middle of re watching the whole series, its fun af
love your videos
I love watching Jack's older videos there so funny who is doing the Same in Qurenten 2020
quarantine* and im pretty sure everybody here is.
@@gnnrrbnsn so what?
Jack, you should play turbo dismount with the oculus rift
Is way atthay an way actual way ingthay?
henry, WHAT THE ABSOLUTE БЛЯДЬ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
That would be scary af😐...
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katy albright
Hi there
I love the editing! :3
This is my favorite because of the “nothing stops the squash” quote!
2:07
@Gamma36 NOTHING STOPS... THE SQUATCH!
Yea and aswell AAOOHHH PINK LIGHTNING AND NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH
So the other day I met another fan. It was really cool! We were talking about you, and he said he'd been watching you for years. The only problem was that he was 10, maybe 11.
You can be any age to watch THE BOSS! ^^
You should at least be middle school age
Randi Strit well im 10 yrs but im in sweden and that is no problem
SoybeansCanFangirlToo Dood. You gotta be high if you talked to a fan.
Has it occurred to you he could be reading this right now?
love your videos. and you are so FUNNY! LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOUR VIDEOS!
I’m not sure if jack realized, but the reason the wedge was faster than the squealer was because he had more power for it
Jack: OH PINK LIGHTNING!
Me: DIE ALREADY!
HAHAHAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's not Ow pink lightning
It's OAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PINK LIGHTNIN
HERE COMES SPEEP IS KEY RACER JACK
I love this guy
keep doing what u do because ur a boss!
2:06 squash ruturns
I saw the flip a gram add before I watched this and I said “that blue ugly monster pervert!”
I freaking love you jacksepticeye
idk why but i love it when he says NOTHING STOPS THE SQUACH XD IM LITTARLY DIEING
"MINED" the mines
~Jacksepticeye 2015
Zackary Anderson Heh!!
jacksepticeye IS THAT ACTULLY U
General Gamer trigger
7:07 that’s what she said
Jack is super awesome
Ironically, the squach can be stopped, but the bulldozer is invincible
There is a new car make your 34th video so I can see your amazing video and you are my favorite you tuber ps put this in your next reading your comments video
jack what version you are using ? plz tell me
OMG XD all the pins falling over killed me.
YOU KNOCKED OVER 0 PINS SCORE=LIKE A BOSS
CAUSE NOTHING STOPS
THE SQUATCH!!!!!!!!!!
XD