DISMOUNT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS | Turbo Dismount - Part 25
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- Turbo Dismount me like one of your French girls Jack!
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Outro animation by the amazingly talented James Farr:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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haha I appreciate the compliments from people saying I look good without the hat but this isn't the first time I've recorded without my hat. Almost every single vlog and reading your comments videos are done without my hat :P
LIKE A BOSS SPEED IS KEY
Hi Jack!
gakons doll EXE SPEED... IS... *_KEY!!!_*
But dude ur hair looked REALY sexy today though
Hey jacksepticeye, SPEED IS *KEY!!!!!* *bast off to space*
I love how every time he does the "NOTHING STOPS THE 'SQUATCH" joke his voice breaks more and more.
Around 509 times a vid
@@1998hondaprelude7 lol
I mean…
It’s a good joke
7:21 Imagine that was in VR
ow
SSSSSSSSSSSSSS PAINFUL
With haptic suit
@@astxrism630no no no stop stop stop I'm not in snow ploughs hit me in the f****** face
2014 - Jack: BLASPHEMY, OF THE HIGHEST ORDER! How DARE I do a video, without the hat!
2019 - Me: U-ummm...
Was looking to see if someone said something
Mr. Spy Guy Well, good news is that he found his hat back. He still isn't wearing it, but hey: progress.
@@chromosaur2560 Yes,it will come in time when it will go full circle
He's only repeating his 2013 days now
Mr. Spy Guy He is? I thought he became the Irish Pewds?
@@chromosaur2560 yes
No
You're right
I'm drunk
I just noticed.
*Jack in 2014*: How dare I do a video without the hat!
*Jack now*: **Doesn't wear his hat most of the time**
He wants to show his luxurious hair
sophiee2002 he wants people to enjoy his Septic hair
sophiee2002 I was just going to comment that XD
🖕🗣🤳🏿
I
2:07 best transition of all time
"WAIT! That not my leg, it's my huuuuuggge Pen- OH PINK LIGHTING!"
Power yep I laughed so hard at the boss chair and this
Yee huge pen. totaly a pen
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pin -
pink lightning
"NOTHING STOPS THE SQUACH!!!!"
NOTHING STOPS THE VOICE CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
“NOthiNg StOpS thE 🧞♀️🧞♀️🧞♀️🧞♀️!!!
Except tall things XD
2014 jack: Hold my beer
2019: hold my beer
"the backwards jesus" omfg
This episode is a "Titanic" reference, where Rose says to Jack, "I want you to draw me like one of your French girls."
It still cracks me up to this day. I can only imagine how many times his neighbors must of heard him scream while playing this game.
"It's okay, I'm just chillaxin'"
Jack of 2014
Simpler times
0:10 oh, sweet 2014 jack... little do you know... ;-;
"OOHHH! PINK LIGHTNING!" never gets old. unless your like 90 and your still on youtube...
Hahaha i guess lol
Jacksepticeye doesn't age because bossotrons age 1 year ever 1 million years
BrutasBurtos That still is aging. Just at a very slow rate.
NO.
@benjamin shut up
Jack:THATS MY HUGE PEE. *mom walks in" jack:OHHHH PINK LIGHTNING
2:05
That's not my leg,that's my giant pe.. OHH PINK LIGHTEN
XD
I died at that part
+ShockerzGaming HE SAID HUGE PPENIS
n nuhanil tv oggy haï nuhan 🔫👉😵😇💣😵😇
Blueberrysauce
7:38-7:40 the meme face:impossibruu
7:45 you’ve been hit by. you’ve been struck by - truck
i wonder what jacks reaction would be if he could use the oculus rift at this part 7:10
Oh fucking Jesus 100% accurate
6:58 me: ohhhhh pink thunder 😏
Jack: no it’s pink lightning pink ligh yeah good good job👍👍👍
I was thinking "It's like God's fists!" right before Jack actually said it XD
Sometimes I say the exact same thing as Jack right before he says it too
Jhett Greene
🇦🇫🇦🇩🇦🇷🇦🇿🇧🇾🇧🇹🇮🇴🇧🇮🇨🇻🇨🇱🇰🇲🇨🇮🇨🇿🇪🇨🇪🇪🇹🇫🇫🇯🇬🇭🇬🇵🇬🇼🇭🇺🇮🇶🇯🇲🇰🇪🇱🇦🇱🇾🇲🇰🇲🇱🇲🇺🇲🇨🇲🇿🇳🇱🇳🇬🇳🇴🇵🇦🇵🇳🇷🇪🇸🇲🇸🇨🇸🇮🇰🇷🇸🇩🇸🇾🇹🇱🇹🇳🇻🇮🇺🇸🇻🇪🇿🇲
try stair dismount
Red Cyborg360 I am one with Jackaboy, Jackaboy is with me...
1:41 TO BE CONTINUED
I'm fine... I'm fine!
SNOWPLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
GG Woodburn dentro vi
Eva Torres Say what now?
Jack 2014: HOW DARE I DO A VIDEO WITHOUT MY HAT
Jack now: Forgot all about the hat
My fav is 6:44
this and turbo dismount was one of my first videos I'd watch aside with sumotore dreams back in 2014, ah memories
8:45 "This isn't my house." Made me want to laugh so much!
'How dare I do a video, without my hat?'
Aha.... that stuck well...
I really love how the bulldozer just dosent care it's just like "yall ain't gonna stop me yeah that's right screw you" and then it punches you in the face and just does whatever it wants.
I think your ma would be happy, seeing that you love your career- she probably loves seeing you smile so much 😊
6:51 SLOW IS NEVER KEY!!! SPEED IS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
I'm soon happy in found this channel lol its like the void in my life has been filled he is good to watch when your feeling alone and depressed. Cheers me up EVERYTIME
The Fun How so?
Jack Dancing at the end
NOTHING STOPS THE SQUAAUUTCH
(And frankly that voice crack)
WE LOVE YOU JACKSEPTICEYE!!!!!!!!🥰😍😍🥰😘😍😍🥰😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Story time!!
Once apon a time the was a boy named Billy. Billy was walking home alone from school because everyone hated him. While Billy was walking home he met the ONE AND ONLY BOSS JACKSEPTICEYE!! Billy got on Jacks nerves, so Jack walked away. Billy did stay away so he followed Jack and started to talk to him. Billy got on Jacks nerves even more!! So Jack pulled out his shot gun and said: SCREW YOU BILLY and blew Billy all the way to the moon where no one heard of Billy anymore. At the end Jack was crownd not only the Boss, but also a hero to all those that died to Billys annoying, and helpless times.😄😄😄
In the first sentence I wanted to say there instead of the
This.... This is beautifull.. *sniff sniff
SCREW YOU BILLY!
Can we publish this as a short story and put it in 8th grade textbooks to study? Life lessons at work!!!!!!
Keep Calm and SCREW YOU BILLY!
Jack: Bends knee 0.000000000000001 degrees.
Turbo dismount: *YoU bRoKe YoUr LeG*
8:34 My friends during school picture day.
Hey jack, every morning I wake up and before I do anything else I always watch your daily videos that you upload. So thank you for putting a smile on my face every morning. This episode of turbo dismount was especially funny :)
ZAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
mr.chow GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO OFFENSE
GAHGAHHAAA GAY
Every morning I wake up, watch porn, and then him
"That's my Huuuuuge PINK LIGHTNING"
-JackSepticEye
His huge pink lightning?
(And yes I know what it is.)
LMAO I love this game. XD Awesome (and hilarious) video again dude, keep up the awesome work! You brighten up so many peoples days just by being you. Which when you think about it is pretty amazing. :D Much love & respect.
***** Aw thank you so much :D that's really really nice of you
Hey your welcome dude. :) When you do so much for all of us, got to make sure you know it's appreciated.
jacksepticeye what is up jacky boy my favourite youtuber in the whole universe
I love how when he can't complete a level, he never insults the creator or say that it's a bad level
I remember the first time when I met jack when I typed in the search Turbo Dismount and I saw Jacks video. He was hilarious so I subscribed to him. Ahh, what a day..
That's how I found jack as well. :)
speedfreakcreeper I went to what to watch and he was the first channel
i found him when i searched gta v
Rare Roblox That's awesome :D thanks for sharing!
Rare Roblox He's just a person. i understand your excitement, but understand he is just like me and you.
Jack, your an amazing guy! Whenever I'm down, you brighten my day. Your sense of humor is one of a kind, and I don't think anybody could top ye. And that hat... tops everything off. Most of my friends at school are huge fans of you, and whenever we sit together at lunch, we always mention you in some way, shape or form. Like today, my BFF Jen (The biggest fan of you I know) started chanting speed is key in the middle of nowhere. I leaned against her and yowled it, like the madwoman I am. I swear no one ever has laughed as long as I did. Just typing it makes me laugh. Yesterday we all were playing truth or dare, and it was Jen (yet again, hehe) who started referring you. She absolutely loves your happy wheels series and she mentioned Spikefall Steve... (insert funny joke I don't remember perfectly and I don't want to embarrass myself here). She had my whole table laughing! I hope you bring everyone smiles for times and times to come. Keep it up, Jacky Boy. Good luck. :^)
Jack, you are such a boss and i hope you make videos forever! Everything Zoe said is true and i just can't stop laughing while i type this. I love your vids! But through it all, SPEEEED IS KEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!!! ^u^
Jennifer Cox yey
Zoe Benninger YUS :D
Hi
Who are you, fool?! ( wassup breh )
0:18 rage face
At 8:23 there is some bus on bus action
5:38
Jackseptieye: GET OFF ME YA FxCKIN SNOWPLOW
Snowplow: MAKE ME
4:08 🎶they see me rollin.....the HATIN!!!!🎶
NOTHING STOPS THE SQUACH
3:50 Just close your eyes and let your mind wonder
XGoldenNinjasX
Ikr xD
4:16 jacksepticeye becomes Mr crabs
Nothing stops the squatch… except high fucking ceilings.
low*
*frantically edits*
+GDZ Games Hey you replied ! and lol
I like your username, and profile picture. UNDERTALE IS DA BEST!
thanks :)
holy shite 7:04
I love it when you say oooh pink lightnin and NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH 😂😂😂
also you earned a new subscriber
9:37 X gon' give it to ya!
coming straight for the face - Jacksepticeye 2014
3:55 Spanish death
I kept laughing my butt off every time the cars would fall in pieces when he was on his level 😂😂😂
Oh Pink Light'n: jacksepticeye 2014
Deadpool 2.0
1:13 Help i've fallen up and cant get down
As a person who plays turbo dismount, i can comfirm that nothing stops the squatch.
jack still looks even without his hat
thats not my is my huge pen- ohh pink lighting, thats my huge pink lighting ahahahahahahahahhahahahahaah
0:24 There's one way to avoid the mine!
Hi there
"I'm just chill-axing"
Jacksepticeye
I'm curious about how Jack's character's hands and feet aren't being covered in 3rd degree burns at 1:52.
Well, his feet aren't close to the flames, so only his hands.
he got teebaged on 05:48 by a snowplow
7:10 i love how the squeaky pedals add suspense to the moment
playing turbo dismount because jack made nostalgia week and now watching the old series because old gold is still worth just as much as today's
7:54 life is a highway I gonna ride it all night long dar dar dar dar
He didn't use turkey bird 😭
cause the turkey bird is a terrible guy
Josh Compton What is a "Blasphemy?"
Yeah turkey bird stinks
I kept screaming at him to use it.
Word Of The Day: OHHHHHH PINK LIGHTNIN
i meant words of the day
Or quote of the day.
Phrase of the day L
My favorite part of every turbo dismount video is when he introduces the squatch
"BECAUSE NOTHING STOPS... THE SQUATCH!!!
T Tony Robbin Hood but it got stopped everytime
For me, it's "Oooooh! Pink Lightnin!" Never gets old.
5:10 more like god smite you
"It's because you got a big nose" Quote of 2016 💰💰💲💵💵💲💲💵💲💰💰💵💲💰💲💲💰💵💵💲💵💵💵💵💵💵💲💲💲💰
cool
Yes, I know T_T
ok
Lol just when i was reading it jack just said it
Who's watching now
I am, here in 2024
BRO SAME
the advert before this video said 'wake up your lover with a french kiss and some french toast' and i just laughed, because of the title
This was on my Birthday XD Thought i'd let all of the Internet know XD
+sophiee2002 happy birthday!
Have a happy birthday and a great day!
sophiee2002 Happy birthday
I dont care about your birthday
+sophiee2002 Happy late birthday
When the squatch hits the wall like if you cry erytim
The snow plow t-bagged 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wait 😳😳😳😳😁😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😁😳
I love jack when he does his dramatic voice when he says NOTHING STOPS THE SQAUCH!!!!!
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww pink liightninnnn!
ps. does eyes doe
***** *SQUATCH!!
haha
Sean is getting so big so fast. I remember when he had 90k subs. Good old days :D
I subbed at 600k
Moises Morales oops I meant 600 subs sorry
Moises Morales bullshit
oh,Jack is still good,if that's what you mean..
Johny Strike he meant that Jack is getting famous fasts and that he's been around since he wasn't famous.
When I saw the snowplow hit Jack in the face, I feel pain in my neck.
0:05 can we go back to this rule please?
I swear everytime I hear jack say "welcome back to turbo dismount" I keep on expecting to hear him shout "HAPPY WHEELS!!!" I don't know why!
2:04 he should've said "that's my huge p.... Pink lightening!" that would've been funnier!
i fucking hate ads for pride prejudice and zombies/ppv
^
What it's a good movie it's got Matt smith in it
Yeah me too.
But it was a good movie
That’s not my leg, that’s my HUUGGGE PEN- OOHH pink lighting!!!
1:36 he said the name of the title
Who else paused the vidio and went straight to Instagram to see the photo of jackXD
"Something small, something low profile"
Suddenly, a voice from below his waist said: "I believe I can help"
#nothingstopsthesquatch
You Should a shout out competition and pick 10 people
I wont be doing that,sorry
jacksepticeye it would cause conflict among such a good community and he doesnt want that right jack
jacksepticeye
Its cool
sorry if that came off offensive it wasnt meant to it was only meant to inform
Jacob Wilson its didn't i know what you meant
That bus appearing out of nowhere is definitely a better trick then anything david blane can do.
9:30 but you never see kermits legs work..
The best JackSepticEye quote: Think limber, think loose, THINK RUBBER GOOSE!!
7:14 I love how I instinctively close my eyes every time that happens!
OWWWW PINK LIGHTNING! I just love that sentence
haha