The one who takes the most of the meals drops half of them in the way The one who reaches first apparently doesn't care what he carries and takes the least And the one that gets the right one .... Loses Bombay 10 on 10 productivity 🤣
Yeah, considering theres a lot of Indian people starving for food. Purpously wasting those meals in front of the native indian people was disrespectfull to say the least.
Yeah, I'd assume all props, lol... That whole system is serious business, I can't imagine them letting a trio of weird old car dudes just take over deliveries of someone's home made lunch, lmao
@Jay arr Apparently on AROnline a classic Mini four-door prototype on the longer Mini Estate wheelbase was built though nothing became of it, such a layout together with a production version of the various Mini hatchback one-offs (e.g. Maples Mini, Radford Mini hatchback, etc) and simplified suspension, etc along with a 4-door Wolseley Hornet/Riley Elf saloon model would have been a more practical variant for Indian streets years before the Maruti 800 were it not for the License Raj.
@@kalzniak4487 Well it is all done electronically that means online so they just fine you through the device and your car number will keep stacking up the fine,
“Yes the people who’ve lived here all their life don’t use the “quicker” roads even though traffic has been a problem for decades, but I’ll use them” - James May😂
2:05 I have so much time on my hands that I actually worked this out. The train's journey is 14 miles and it takes 44 minutes to get there. To work out the average speed you have to divide distance in miles (14) by time in minutes (44) and then times that by 60. You do this because dividing distance by time tells you how many miles it covers in one minute; then you multiply that by 60 to get how many miles it does in an hour - or in other words, speed in MPH. So 17 ÷ 44 = 0.31, X 60 = 19.09. The train's average speed is just over 19mph. (What a slow train!) Now with Jeremy's journey: 17 ÷ 44 = 0.38, X 60 = 23.18. So Jeremy must average just over 23mph. Actually that's to match the train, so he needs to go anywhere above that to beat it.
@@mohammedusman415 don't feel bad. It was in the script he helped to write. Notice how he was wet by that point? He got out of the car in the rainstorm, either to set up the shot or in the first take which was then re-filmed due to the storm.
James and Hammond: *(trying to transport the food properly and neatly but lose in the process)* Clarkson: *(bungs the cans in and makes a dash for the finish like the orangutan he is, ultimately placing a burden on James and Hammond)*
3:49 this road is near Film city, Goregaon(The building behind is satellite tower), which is way off the Western Express Highway they are shown to be . And this roads leads to nowhere into the National park after crossing the film city.
just been through the comments section...so much hate..all the NRI's and the indians just chill guys...stop comparing and stop saying that indian food is bad and stuff...you think you live in a perfect country ok have a good life
2:41 Imagine if you were eating in the car, and had spilled your food, and needed something to wipe it up with, and a guy walks up to you at that very moment selling tea towels
For Half as Interesting members after watching "Mumbai’s Crazy-Efficient, 99.9999% Accurate Food Delivery System" This is the reason why it's 99.9999% accurate One destroyed a few, One knock quite 1/3, and one got LOST
alex gleis Shut Up. Im an Indian from Mumbai and although this is a show, I completely agree with @Amithrius. They can do whatever they like with their vehicles but NOT with food.
It's clear that half of the people complaining about this challenge have never actually watched Top Gear. British Top Gear has honestly never really been a very family friendly show, it's been full of inappropriate humor since the pilot, and that's what made the show great. What they did in this episode was no worse than things they've done in other episodes. The people complaining are the reason that new Top Gear sucks.
I frequently work with people based in India. When you're on calls with them you can hear the beeping of horns, traffic noise and occasional non-English shouting and chatter from the street outside. It's actually pretty cool.
@@Bryan8329 not just indian it's European. An Aryan symbol, there are symbols found on ancient viking swords and the like as well So no, not just " an Indian symbol".
@@paleoph6168 not "evil" it's called harkening back to European ancestry, of course such a thing is only "evil" when Europeans do it in the eyes of you modernists
This is more funnier is you used to work as a delivery driver. I used to work delivery in LA County, mostly the San Fernando and Santa Clarita Valleys, and I always hated going to the heavily populated metropolitan areas like Downtown LA, Santa Monica, Long Beach, the Airport, and even near the mall in Valencia. I hated going to those places. They're a headache driving around alone, and if you add the complication of having to deliver food to someone and be there on time makes it even worse. You got to calculate where to park, will it cost money to park, how backed up the restaurant is, what the traffic is like, if there are any accidents ahead, are there major events going on that would clog up the traffic, whether can you legally park somewhere, am I going the right way, what time of day is it, a lot of things need to calculated when delivering. Couple the fact that every other car on the road has their schedule and plans that aren't yours and you have the most stressful low-pay jobs out there, and this was just Los Angeles County. I'm pretty sure the population density is more insane there. This makes it more funnier to me to watch these three completely screw up everything because they think know better than a reliable delivery system with an accuracy rate that I wish I could've pulled off in my tenure as a delivery driver.
"james hadnt just lost the race, he lost bombay"
10/10 dialouge
lmao
I died when he said that
Nope 10/10 is oh cock
_Oh Cock_
speech 100
"He hadn't just lost the race, he lost Bombay." LOL
Oh cock :p
The one who takes the most of the meals drops half of them in the way
The one who reaches first apparently doesn't care what he carries and takes the least
And the one that gets the right one .... Loses Bombay
10 on 10 productivity 🤣
The three stooges of Delivery Man
it’s not real boxes if you noticed
1:23 - "What a moron!"
That line always kills me.
Scott Richards me too bahahaha
Although he got lost, atleast james tried to transport the boxes neatly...considering that thats someone's food in there...
yeahithinkitsfunny way to have attachments(sarcasm intended).
Agnivesh Pali lol?
Hammond could have done it more carefully if he hadnt ended up stacked too high (due to Jeremy.)
900th like
Yeah food that is peed upon by a Fucking dog.
that dog pissing near the food was gold
Funny
u saw it good on u mate just add some curry
*golden shower more like it...
yeah, less toxic
Yeah, considering theres a lot of Indian people starving for food. Purpously wasting those meals in front of the native indian people was disrespectfull to say the least.
I like to think the delivery men knew the trio would mess it up and just gave them fake containers
Of course in reality it was all scripted and most these tins are props
@@jackbauer4762 Great setup tho. The actual stuff looks exactly same.
Looked like food spilling out of some of the containers so clearly some of it was full.
@@sgx9874 I mean, it's not hard to get some rice to fill the containers.
Yeah, I'd assume all props, lol... That whole system is serious business, I can't imagine them letting a trio of weird old car dudes just take over deliveries of someone's home made lunch, lmao
James May is actually the perfect being. The dressing down he gives Clarkson at the start is so on point, and why I love him.
gay
ok
@@lordcharlesthomasGay aww that’s amazing that you’ve publicly announced you’ve come out of the closet 🙌
@@lordcharlesthomasBetter gay than a nazi
Have to admit that the Mini looks right at home on Indian streets, pity a 4/5-door version never entered production.
Yea it looks so cool and unique I've only seen a couple of them in mumbai but they are such a treat to look at.
So many minis in pune
@Jay arr Apparently on AROnline a classic Mini four-door prototype on the longer Mini Estate wheelbase was built though nothing became of it, such a layout together with a production version of the various Mini hatchback one-offs (e.g. Maples Mini, Radford Mini hatchback, etc) and simplified suspension, etc along with a 4-door Wolseley Hornet/Riley Elf saloon model would have been a more practical variant for Indian streets years before the Maruti 800 were it not for the License Raj.
Hello, they introduced a 5 door car here, 4 doors and one opens at/from the back.
@@1karanhasija You mean the Hyundai i20?
3:18 The police don't even follow the street laws with lanes!😂🤣😂
Its india, what do you expect?
Lol, Don’t even worry about the cops, you can pass them with a ludicrous amount of speed and they won’t care at all
@@imktan108 Maybe so that the police don't have to catch 10 people, but only one and still get the same amount of money?
They were overtaking the black car. You can see the car at the end of the scene.
@@kalzniak4487 Well it is all done electronically that means online so they just fine you through the device and your car number will keep stacking up the fine,
if you can drive in india you can drive anywhere in the world except russia
vnature ebta
In Russia, the car drives you.
mad.
That's logic also count if you can drive in indonesia
Turdman jones Yup. Small roads, traffic everywhere, potholespotholespotholes, and obviously, speed bumps.
Every race episode I have watched Hammond always does such sharp turns that either his car flips or something breaks
Script
7:02 Tssssss AaAaAaaAaAaa
James seems to constantly be the one far behind.
Fancy seeing you here lol
He is Captain slow after all.
well yeah, he's not called Captain Slow for no reason, you know.
He did drive the Bugatti Veyron 300KMH.
To be fair, you can't be far behind if no one knows where you're going
*taps head with finger*
OMG JAMES AT THE END: "Oh cock..."
There goes Captain Sense of Direction at it again!
The glory days of top gear! Salute to the trio! I will regret not going for the shooting of top gear in India!
5:06 TICKLE FIGHT !!!
+serg62961 5:08*
I saw your comment right as that part came on
Yeah that was just weird
I was trying to think of who says this. I heard it in his voice as I read it. Finally figured it out, CRAIG FERGUSON!!!
TICKLE FIGHT!!! :')
K I N K Y
“Yes the people who’ve lived here all their life don’t use the “quicker” roads even though traffic has been a problem for decades, but I’ll use them” - James May😂
2:05 I have so much time on my hands that I actually worked this out.
The train's journey is 14 miles and it takes 44 minutes to get there. To work out the average speed you have to divide distance in miles (14) by time in minutes (44) and then times that by 60. You do this because dividing distance by time tells you how many miles it covers in one minute; then you multiply that by 60 to get how many miles it does in an hour - or in other words, speed in MPH.
So 17 ÷ 44 = 0.31, X 60 = 19.09. The train's average speed is just over 19mph. (What a slow train!)
Now with Jeremy's journey: 17 ÷ 44 = 0.38, X 60 = 23.18. So Jeremy must average just over 23mph. Actually that's to match the train, so he needs to go anywhere above that to beat it.
Maybe the train had to stop at stations along the way
as a kid i thought those lunches looked so tasty. imagine having homemade Indian food delivered to you at work, that'd be awesome.
It's not quite like that- but yeah.
You're right, those lunches looked do nasty
Good god you have no idea 😬🤮
7:13 clarkson get a heartattack
Where did James find a Rolls-Royce for under 7000 pounds?
Jamie Steal exactly
Jamie Steal America
India
**O H C O C K**
you can actually find some on auto trader.
lol the dog pissed there
Yeah.. Onto the lunch box..!! It's pathetic..!!
welcome to india
2020 and it's the same people here never change.
"Oh cock!"
James May, 2011
"Oh cock!"
James May, Every year since 2003 :D
Oh Cock, 2030 James May about to be killed by an AI.
When Hammond dropped all the food 😂
Feel bad for him he even had to picked it all by himself in the middle of the road
@@mohammedusman415 don't feel bad. It was in the script he helped to write. Notice how he was wet by that point? He got out of the car in the rainstorm, either to set up the shot or in the first take which was then re-filmed due to the storm.
It looked on purpose.
"Oh..."
7:02 they were abusing him 😂🤣🤣
2:17 thats me doing math lol
dodgetransformer84 Lmao
Maths
I hate math fuck u lol
Quik mafs
@sv 98 bruh
I saw this video after Half As Interesting video on the Dabbawala system where 90% of the comments were regarding this video
same lol
James and Hammond: *(trying to transport the food properly and neatly but lose in the process)*
Clarkson: *(bungs the cans in and makes a dash for the finish like the orangutan he is, ultimately placing a burden on James and Hammond)*
7:58 best ending ever
7:04
lmao at Clarkson doing an impression of the hot food
0:36 ... yummmm
what about 2:24?,,
Then, 5:22 :)
The food is totally fine
8-Bit iioiiiiiiiiiiiiiijijiiijijiiiiji
I see T-series
Legend says James is still wandering somewhere trying to reach the spot 😂
I can tell you, Jeremy Clarkson, that to have beaten the train, you will have to have averaged faster than 23.18 mph.
0:38 a dog casually takes a piss on the lunch boxes
In India its sign of good luck.
I some times wait for cow to do it intentionally.
Now we are super power.
@@elimccain1728 💀👍 you making fun on India
7:58 The best of James May!
James and Jeremy bickering while the dog pisses on the lunches... I love everything about this show 😆
3:49 this road is near Film city, Goregaon(The building behind is satellite tower), which is way off the Western Express Highway they are shown to be . And this roads leads to nowhere into the National park after crossing the film city.
Liar
@@Loammello2 lol ok
@@Loammello2 why would he lie
Driving in India is basically driving and walking on the Nurburgring
That's comedy gold, my man! Thanks for making me laugh🤭
bringing back old memories, top gear will never be the same
"much hotter than usual, *touches cans*, aahhhh"
Not one comment about the two grown men tickling each other. 5:08
India u see everything here
Nothing wrong with that!
It's for good luck. We do every morning to our friends and family
that's gay lmao
@@BenilJoseph only gay here is you, Indian men's masculinity isn't fragile as westerners'.
6:21 Judging this shot, James May was leaving Bombay with this road! I was slowly building up to a huge LOL moment!!! 😂😂😂
Anyone else here after HAI's video?
3:50 HOW DELUDED IS JAMES!
7:14 "HAMMOND"
4:44 awwww sshhhhiett
"Captain OCD". 😂😂
7:03
Jeremy’s face😂
It’s crazy how in a country with cars and trains and skyscrapers they deliver food in cans that look like they’ve been in a lake for three months
just been through the comments section...so much hate..all the NRI's and the indians just chill guys...stop comparing and stop saying that indian food is bad and stuff...you think you live in a perfect country ok have a good life
BOO IN LOO
Yash Patil the problem is that there are some corrupted people in our Government, and Modi is trying his best to kick em out
India food is good
But the country is bad
@@DangermuffinVideos Marona with Corona ;)
I love it when James gets lost :D
Indian meals,not in the most posh carrier but I bet inside they are delicious!!
Clueless = you.
I've been to India and the food was great.
Seems like it really depends on where you are. In Rajasthan the food was great
clueless foolish NRI
if u eat meat does not mean all should eat what u eat or should like what u like.u r just an dumbass
It’s to spicy just ketchup was to spicy for me and I like spicy food
jezza when he's like "much hotter than usual, AHHHH" love him.
Much hotter than usually arggghh!!
7:17 I can't help but look at everyone's face in the background!!!😂
4:44 ROFL!!
That's physics for ya XD
"It's people's lunches!!!"
gotta love James May's sense of direction :D
0.38
I think chef D.O.G. just finished adding the last spice on those lunches.🤣🤣🤣
Salt 😂😂😂😂
7:03 gets me every time. Mildly racist but hilarious lol
Well he is a bloke accused of racism so yeah im sure he is a colonial man himself
Nothing racist about that at all
@@dennisjohnson4365 accused by projecting leftist twats
Going through the old clips as the new show is awful . Love it from a Indian .
MrHerberttarlek nah its pretty good
675 the old ones are so much funnier and in the first episode of the new ones they made fun of old top gear and acted like it was a bad show
would you say Bombay or Mumbai!
I prefer Bombay!
@@keithwatson1384 I live in Mumbai and i prefer Bombay too. Just sounds so good
This episode reminds me of how the British handled Bengal famine
0:37 dog pissing at lunch boxes 😂😂
Lol he ended up in Africa
@MIDKNIGHT FENERIR James getting lost, also the comment you replied to is 6 years old.
Santashark15 😆😆😆
@MIDKNIGHT FENERIR genius
In Jezza, Uganda.
@@generaljonblackjack Somebody is captain slow
2:41 Imagine if you were eating in the car, and had spilled your food, and needed something to wipe it up with, and a guy walks up to you at that very moment selling tea towels
For Half as Interesting members after watching "Mumbai’s Crazy-Efficient, 99.9999% Accurate Food Delivery System"
This is the reason why it's 99.9999% accurate
One destroyed a few, One knock quite 1/3, and one got LOST
4:44 "this is what I call a good old Scandinavian flick."
"Where are they?"
"Dropped em."
"...WHAT?"
xDDD
The cans falling off hammonds car registers as an applause on the subtitles 🤣
Scripted or not, it saddens me that the meals were treated so carelessly.
Get over it
alex gleis Shut Up. Im an Indian from Mumbai and although this is a show, I completely agree with @Amithrius. They can do whatever they like with their vehicles but NOT with food.
alex gleis I'm assuming you've never had to go hungry
alex gleis I think you would've been ticked off if you didn't get your food..... wouldn't you?
+alianisz Blame Jeremy. Hammond had to carry more and may was taking a milenium to get there
4:49 this is when a big pile of food falls. 😨😂😂
It's clear that half of the people complaining about this challenge have never actually watched Top Gear. British Top Gear has honestly never really been a very family friendly show, it's been full of inappropriate humor since the pilot, and that's what made the show great. What they did in this episode was no worse than things they've done in other episodes. The people complaining are the reason that new Top Gear sucks.
James: Nice and steady
Richard: 51% food, 49% car
Jeremy: straight up cheats
I frequently work with people based in India. When you're on calls with them you can hear the beeping of horns, traffic noise and occasional non-English shouting and chatter from the street outside. It's actually pretty cool.
3:32 Looks like they are delivering lunch to Adolf.
5:08 Indian tickle monster
It is an Indian symbol
The swastika on the top of the can is on of the symbols in Hinduism, not for the evil Nazi purpose.
@@Bryan8329 not just indian it's European. An Aryan symbol, there are symbols found on ancient viking swords and the like as well
So no, not just " an Indian symbol".
@@paleoph6168 not "evil" it's called harkening back to European ancestry, of course such a thing is only "evil" when Europeans do it in the eyes of you modernists
The luxury car appears so delightful amid Indian mayhem 😀
"I'm fine for tea towels, thank you". Cracks me up everytime.
Pretty sure those lunches were not really of actual people.
They won't trust anyone else. Reputation and accuracy matter for them.
They should take The Stig in a Christmas Special. That's going to be hilarious comedy!
7:13 HAMMOND!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
man i love this Jag, the only Jag model i find nice looking.
He let his colleagues down and upset the locals who didn't get their lunch, but it's okay because he's got a *Jaaaaaaaag*
this singlehandedly dropped the dabbawala delivery success rate to 99.9999%
Brooooo you can see my old house at Worli Sea Face here (3:59). The white building
I still remember that house. My ex was living there. Had so many memories to sneak in at night
@@elimccain1728 damn
@@i_observe9846 too old and too many memories. Time flies.
@@elimccain1728 how many years ago?
@@i_observe9846 leave it man. It's past. Doesn't matter.
@7:00 Dude complaining that he only brought 10 boxes.
0:31
I am an Indian, and I know what is going in those peoples mind 😂😂
Trust me you don’t wanna know XD
Care to enlighten us non-Indians?
What?
Tomorrow We Live that westerners are retarded and a disgrace to the earth. That’s what.
@@sidhantsood5373 oh well I guess India is the most racist country on earth for a reason
Tomorrow We Live no. That’s USA
I’m fine for tea towels thankyou 😂
4:44 and 7:13 😂
Totally loved this episode.. Good old Top Gear days.. Poor James!
Jeremy only had to average 23.2 mph to make 17 miles in 44 minutes.
Lol at the dog peeing on people's lunch at the start 😂😂😂
It's ok. Dog are reincarnated human for us.
We can eat any thing in indis. So much in common with French
The way the meals where loaded in jeremy's car m sure he wouldn't be happy if someone treated his meal in a similar fashion
+yash atishay I am pretty sure it was all scripted and those people did not Actually eat that.
well i wish you are right
+yash atishay well someone treated to his steak like that and he pounched him in the face!!!
Yash Atishay i'm pretty sure he would go to a restaurant rather than use dabbawallas
Calm down. It's scripted.
This is more funnier is you used to work as a delivery driver.
I used to work delivery in LA County, mostly the San Fernando and Santa Clarita Valleys, and I always hated going to the heavily populated metropolitan areas like Downtown LA, Santa Monica, Long Beach, the Airport, and even near the mall in Valencia. I hated going to those places. They're a headache driving around alone, and if you add the complication of having to deliver food to someone and be there on time makes it even worse. You got to calculate where to park, will it cost money to park, how backed up the restaurant is, what the traffic is like, if there are any accidents ahead, are there major events going on that would clog up the traffic, whether can you legally park somewhere, am I going the right way, what time of day is it, a lot of things need to calculated when delivering. Couple the fact that every other car on the road has their schedule and plans that aren't yours and you have the most stressful low-pay jobs out there, and this was just Los Angeles County. I'm pretty sure the population density is more insane there.
This makes it more funnier to me to watch these three completely screw up everything because they think know better than a reliable delivery system with an accuracy rate that I wish I could've pulled off in my tenure as a delivery driver.
mini needs moar low. :)
Nice going Top Gear, releases a Christmas Special at the right time... from 2011.
GET OUT OF MY WAY 5:59
James lost Bombay, too funny!! I just love that OCD guy!
5:21 He put the food spilled on the road back into the Lunch Box. (I hope he did not deliver it tho)
Imagine If Gordon Ramsay saw that...
He'd call Richard an effing donut
0:37 at the right time and ritght place. LOL
+How To Make damn...