Wonder why there was no Enfield Bullet in the hill climb. I mean they had an Ambassador here which was a copy of the Morris Oxford. (Royal) Enfield is a bit of two wheeled British heritage that was completely adopted by India. Would have been great for this 'trade' mission.
Yes, I can upload 1080p from my tiny one-bedroomed flat in Spain, but I obviously wouldn't expect the BBC to have such advanced technology.You're right, it's not their fault; it's not like anybody is paying them, or anything.
@@harrisn3693 you do know that india have the 4th highest millitary budget and 2nd largest millitary personnel right? The sheer number of indian people will just destroy royal navy
100% bro..... F1 has bcome shit as of now.... V6 engines, double point system... what the hell??... I wish F1 would go back to the 70's 80's n 90's era....
the mini did a 1:17, after + 10 seconds. so with that, the mini would’ve done a 1:07, and the jag did a, well, i don’t know, but with the orangutan driving, probably a 1:01, or under 1 min.
@@meuwoo yes but you have to consider that when he stopped for 10 sec it actually delayed him for more than 10 secs because he had to accelarate from standstill
Well yeah, Jeremy is full of s**te. Some might like him, but overwhelmingly most people, don't. That's why you barely see him outside of Top Gear. While you can see both James and Hammond way more popular.
@@allflying3 "That's why you barely see him outside of Top Gear" Clarkson farm? His tv career he had before he went on Top Gear? You are talking shite and you know it.
What are you Brits so much guilty about? Come'on its been over 60 years now. Don't turn into self hating people like the Germans. Now that Indians own the Jaguar and the Land Rover, its Ok not to be guilty. ;p
indian compant TATA own jaguar, they sold it to TATA. and the great EAST INDIAN COMPANY IS now OWNED by an indian man.........and we play your sports better than you people. England invented cricket and still no world cup for england. hahahhahah what a funny......
Remember when the British empire reached its height in the late 17 to mid 1800s? Remember when those farmers in America kicked your red coat wearing butts out of our home? Twice 1776 1812 wars. It's just a joke guys, we are all friends now, India, U.K., America, even Germany. Bullies are hateful, friends joke for fun
Cool down, don't get hurt, they were just doing it for fun.. they had no intention to hurt anyone... If u see that way Richard could have easily won in his car 😀
twotailedavenger even the ones not built in Mexico like BMW which are mainly assembled in Virginia are much worse in quality than the original European ones. I think it’s because the workers in the US and in Mexico don’t have the same level of nationalistic pride in their work like the actual German engineers in Europe do, since they aren’t German.
Good on you Clarkson! I love India and it is what it is. You wouldn't have come across this experience if didn't come to India. Hilariously funny and really interesting actually. Thanks
Tbf on the Clarkson’s defence of “Speed and Power”… diplomacy wouldn’t be affected by the shear lack of any form of driver’s car (apart from a taxi 😂 😂 😂) made in India.
->"and now it was time for the superbly engineered tuktuk"
->"it's going backwards"
''I've got cancer now''
@@eduardssvikis 😂😂, Typical Jeremy Clarkson .
is this why TATAs bought the Jag??
Yup
Just a promo for nano
Oh.... Yeah
@@bimalprasad830 Ratan Tata OP😂
Ratan bought both jag and land rover. Big balls on him mate
6:49 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Wonder why there was no Enfield Bullet in the hill climb. I mean they had an Ambassador here which was a copy of the Morris Oxford. (Royal) Enfield is a bit of two wheeled British heritage that was completely adopted by India. Would have been great for this 'trade' mission.
"are you sure, sir?"
feeling pity on that elephant 😂😂😂
poor guy
I love them so much :):):)
Yes, I can upload 1080p from my tiny one-bedroomed flat in Spain, but I obviously wouldn't expect the BBC to have such advanced technology.You're right, it's not their fault; it's not like anybody is paying them, or anything.
Best line 06:35
POWER!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly I would use a polo git
HAhahahaha They should've called KSRTC bus drivers..
The Elephant's time was 32 minutes.😆😂🤣
😆😆😆😆😆😆
Haha
Well at least it still beat the tuk tuk
I bet your fat obese mom would take longer
@Alligator daamn
WW1: Assassination of Archduke
WW2: WW1
WW3: Jeremy wins Indian Hill Climb
Skyline8180 WW3: Jeremy breathes in Iran
Guess he won it
Skyline8180 That is if India can even fight one squadron of Royal Navy fighter jets...
@@harrisn3693 you do know that india have the 4th highest millitary budget and 2nd largest millitary personnel right? The sheer number of indian people will just destroy royal navy
@TomisHoare they will clog up the engines
And there is the finish line......
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Your image fits to the comment. :P
It has 237 hp
F18Nimitz 2014 „He‘s gonna stop in front of the finish line“
i laughed lool
It sort of says, "Are you sure, sir?"
Jehan Kateli I liked that...
Hi Jehan!
@@aviationgod3105 Hello :)
Props to that Tata Nano driver, making such a fast lap time in an otherwise underpowered car
On an uphill too. I thought anything under a litre, even if it was a motorcycle would roll back at this point.
Well, an under powered car is great here, because what you basic do is full throttle
@@Bav-s30z a motorbike under a litre would roll back? 600cc bikes are incredibly fast and litre bikes are just death on two wheels
@@adodoes8770 i know i was exaggerating, as if I didnt see the raj doot make a lap time.
Tata nano is the indian version of 911 !! Rear engine rear wheel drive 😂😂😂
3:20 a dude straight up just ran up the hill
or it was a MAN truck, idk
@@dfsdfsdfasdfsdfsdfaasdf india doesn’t have any
And he still managed to do it faster than a tourist coach.
🤣
@@shibinmi And a tractor
3:20 I like how one of the entries on the list just says "man"
I assume someone just ran the whole course
Isnt it a brand of truck?
Its a bus
@@khairunisa5497 a bus that took 7 minutes?
@@The12thDimension. you saying 7 minutes was too much or too less for a bus?
This really is more entertaining then F1...
100% bro..... F1 has bcome shit as of now.... V6 engines, double point system... what the hell??... I wish F1 would go back to the 70's 80's n 90's era....
Kartman13 YES!!!
This didn't age well.
@@PG-20 nope
@@PG-20 f1 is shit tho
Did we just watch Hammond do a hill climb without a fire and an airlift to the nearest hospital? Amazing.
lmao....Ive got cancer now
Interceptor810 😂
What’s so funny about that???!! Cancer is the worst sickness you could get.
@@Trija204 It really isn't. There are far worse things
trifon jacobs it’s the irony in him saying that for him to later have it
@@santiagoocampo2344 does he actually have it?
I searched it up and all I found was that he thought he had cancer but it was beetroot
This was hysterically funny... I loved the leaderboard: "Elephant, 32.00" LMAO!
7:16 “Loser” “Oh god” 😂😂
All good, those Indians won’t do squat to him as they want green card.
Auto Rickshaw and then an Elephant... brilliant.
Autorickshaw (tuktuks) are way better than that one.
3:20. "Man"
Diplomatic issues aside, I would like to see the Mini actually racing the Jaguar: agility vs power.
the mini did a 1:17, after + 10 seconds. so with that, the mini would’ve done a 1:07, and the jag did a, well, i don’t know, but with the orangutan driving, probably a 1:01, or under 1 min.
@@meuwoo yes but you have to consider that when he stopped for 10 sec it actually delayed him for more than 10 secs because he had to accelarate from standstill
6:49 edgy teens when they overtake a van that wasnt racing them in their dad's corvette
Honda civic's*
i was the man on the xylo
cool
dat thig have less weight
Gamer_24 _7 cool, whats its specs
KS 451 dude its been 3 years I bet he wont answer you
Silly Goose oof
After that race , tata bought jag , huge diplomatic win for Jeremy 🤣. If we have diplomats like there 3 ,world would be a better place.
That tuk tuk was fab , hope the driver didn't get hurt.😂😂😂😂😂
Haha he's Indian, they're tough, of course he was alright, I'm more worried about that amazing paint job he had on there.
James and Hammond: Promise you won't win.
Jeremy: I promise.
1 minute later...
And the winner is... Jeremy Clarkson!!!
Well yeah, Jeremy is full of s**te. Some might like him, but overwhelmingly most people, don't. That's why you barely see him outside of Top Gear. While you can see both James and Hammond way more popular.
@@allflying3 oh lighten up
@@allflying3 "That's why you barely see him outside of Top Gear"
Clarkson farm? His tv career he had before he went on Top Gear? You are talking shite and you know it.
@@allflying3 Ah yes, a new top gear stan
Power!
The fact that the cops were down to try says how chill Indians are 😂
Centuries of ignorance encapsulated in a single comment, I mean thats kind of impressive honestly.
As an Indian, I feel deeply offended Jezza won and not Hamster
I love Hammond starting the Rolls not with a countdown of 3,2,1 GO! But just ‘Begin’ for the Rolls Royce 😂😂
Well spotted, sir.
And Jeremy follows up with a poshy going by gag :D
2:31 3 years later and I still laughed out loud 😂😂
Just 'disqualify' Jeremy.
Yeh actually that wouldve been a great idea
Well the trio shouldn’t participate in the hill climb on the first place.
Yeah that could’ve been a good idea
rolls royce should make it ist main line : "are you sure sir ?"
The Mini would definitely have won had it not been for diplomacy. The best hill climbing car out of the lot by far.
I’ve never heard “german” and “shoddy quality” in the same sentance
BMW & Mercedes for the last 20 years.
The Colourfull Trucks in india are all old German Drr Trucks. India love German Cars ( everyone does) but they are very expensive too
HelpMe thats the Same Company Sherlock 😂
Look up glue problems with wooden aircraft. They had it for both world wars.
POWEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
USEEЕЕ ТHIS--> twitter.com/48c1fba82eafcce80/status/754940820587806720 IТ IS THЕ WОRКING Hill Climb Raсing Hасk ТОOL ТHАТТТ WOОRКS! ЕNJОY! Indiаn Hill Climb Rасing Тор Geааааr Christmаs Sресiаl 2011 BBC
thank you Dr Clarkson thats an interesting theory 5:15
They didnt really face any good indian car
"Hell stop ... he'll take a break"...
And there is the finish line POOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR :D
my favorite quote from clarkson xD
As expected.. people are getting offended but im kinda proud how far we have come in 6-7 yrs..Tata , Mahindra etc
Hammond: He will stop, I told him what i ve done.
Clarkson: POOOWEER!!!!
4:39 ‘Begin.’
Every time i watch, i like Hammond’s Rolls style start :)
4:39 I like how Hammond says “Begin”
I love everytime a Bentley or a Royce was in the show. The presenters acted like we were at a royal tea party...
WOW The mini is actually so fast in that course that Hammond waited...😱
Haha, you Indians take yourself too seriously! Of corse everyone knows Jaguar is an Indian company now, Jeremy is just having a laugh.
Jaguar is owned by Tata? Good God Almighty, what was Ford thinking..
wtf3r ford are having enough problems with out adding Jaguar to their fail list
that why they gave the jag the flick and sold it to Tata
If you didn't take it too seriously you wouldn't have cared to reply here.
I didnt kwon and it was interesting for me to understand
Nah I didn't, it was funny. In any case, isn't Jaguar just owned by TATA? I was under the impression they still did their R&D in the UK.
What are you Brits so much guilty about? Come'on its been over 60 years now. Don't turn into self hating people like the Germans. Now that Indians own the Jaguar and the Land Rover, its Ok not to be guilty. ;p
indian compant TATA own jaguar, they sold it to TATA. and the great EAST INDIAN COMPANY IS now OWNED by an indian man.........and we play your sports better than you people. England invented cricket and still no world cup for england. hahahhahah what a funny......
Remember when the British empire reached its height in the late 17 to mid 1800s? Remember when those farmers in America kicked your red coat wearing butts out of our home? Twice 1776 1812 wars. It's just a joke guys, we are all friends now, India, U.K., America, even Germany. Bullies are hateful, friends joke for fun
Fred Smith We prefer to call them lobsters
Cool down, don't get hurt, they were just doing it for fun.. they had no intention to hurt anyone... If u see that way Richard could have easily won in his car 😀
tell that to the 3 million bengalis who died in manmade deliberate famine instigated by churchill, not to mention the suffering during the raj
“It sort of says (in a very British accent) ‘Are you sure, sir?’
😂😂 well that was fun to watch , hopefully y'all visit all the other states in India too and set up events like this .
2:00 i died when hearing this 🤣🤣🤣 the way he said is 🔥🔥
TATA owns Jag ? That makes Jags Indian ? Pfft. Manchester City is owned by Arab Sheikh. Does that make City a middle eastern club ?
Lol yeah they only finance jag lol
Raj Tiwari dumbest reply ever hahaha
they only finance jag
You answered yourself
Raj Tiwari ,You are jealous and butt Hurt!
3:50 I keep on replaying that wheelspin. For me though, a classic mini has to be carburettor model
"it's going backwards" that cracked me up😂😂
7:15 “loser” still makes me laugh out loud 11 years later
"German is a by-word for shoddy quality"
Here in the US, that's actually.....true.
twotailedavenger how?😂
I guess you've never heard of ZF.
StinkyDiver Haha I have, I live right next to them! In Germany they‘re totally fine, idk what is going on with them in the US
@@latraviata2366 The ones in Europe are actually made in Germany - most German cars sold in the US are actually built in Mexico.
twotailedavenger even the ones not built in Mexico like BMW which are mainly assembled in Virginia are much worse in quality than the original European ones. I think it’s because the workers in the US and in Mexico don’t have the same level of nationalistic pride in their work like the actual German engineers in Europe do, since they aren’t German.
2:51 so popular that Farmers came up with their tractors as well as elephants
"Tuk Tuk : DNF"
I really wonder how fast did Clarkson finish that race! :D
3:06
*Tf im im dying!!!*
God how I love the original Mini Cooper, driving it is so much fun.
I knw bro.... It was the first car i truly had a proper drift... Brilliant car which is perfect for any road in the world :D
Kartman13 go on an American freeway and come back to say that again. You won't.
+Mordecai love the regular show
+mutilator97 What is free way?
+Sam R It's the US version of a motorway.
Man 7.36
Tractor 9.30 !!
Tourist Coach 11.07 !!!
Elephant 32.00 !!!!!
Love how Jeremy plants the guy on the head with loser sign.
After TATA lost to the Jaguar, they decided to buy the entire company
6:27 As the owner of a car with a ZF automatic gearbox, I can confirm that they still don't know what an auto gearbox is supposed to do...
2:03 LMFAO
Good on you Clarkson! I love India and it is what it is. You wouldn't have come across this experience if didn't come to India. Hilariously funny and really interesting actually. Thanks
The Urangutan.... Poweeeerrrrrrrr...!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pooooooowwweerrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Every great thing Jeremy Clarkson has done has been preceded by, "Here we go".
JEREMY YOU SOD... undeniably this must have been the best fun you ever had...
i LOLed at the "elephant and tuk tuk" timings. HAHAHAHAA
That rolls was beautiful although the completely wrong car to take to a place like India, Hammond had the ingenuous idea of having a mini
"are you sure sir?'
read it in the voice of Alfred from batman...or Friday from ironman
anupriya chakraborty ...pretty sure thats more Jarvis than Friday
That Rolls-Royce may not have been fast, but it sure was elegant
@3:13 that cop was like
let me also take part
@3:09******
"Are you sure, sir?"
- Rolls Royce
That 'begin' line by Hammond always makes me laugh!
the superbly engineered tuc tuc
"it's going backwards!"
2:16 your welcome
I lost it when the tuktuk rolls backward 😂😂
Indian inital D
curry stage
Celebrating 1 decade of this topgear episode
Why I loved top gear! Just great entertainment.
5:06 He may have said [HOONIGAN]
lol..... ironically enough, now an Indian company owns Jaguar.
Bajaj (the company that makes those tuk tuks ) is the parent company of KTM now
"Loser"
"oh god" lmao
This is hilarious 😁😁
What is the song that plays during Richard's turn? 3:55
I don't think it's a song, it's could just be some stock backtrack.
Jeremy Clarkson - 1995 Jaguar XJS
James May - 1976 Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow I
Richard Hammond - 2000 Rover Mini Cooper Sport Pack
Anyone ever notice that the Tuk Tul driver started with a Black T shirt and then had a Blue one as he climbed out after turning over......
Look how everyone joins in for the hillclimb race after Hammond may and Clarkson did their run
"it sort of goes, are you sure sir?" lmfao i can totally see that oh my god
Tbf on the Clarkson’s defence of “Speed and Power”… diplomacy wouldn’t be affected by the shear lack of any form of driver’s car (apart from a taxi 😂 😂 😂) made in India.
Jagwire, Jagyouare, Jagwurr.
Or just Jaaaaaaaaaag
+DavieDrum98 Jagster
Jeremy doesn't care about diplomacy🤣
5:15 nice joke :))))