You can't hold a raptor in a closet. They're too smart.

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  • @rogelioVela1985
    @rogelioVela1985 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9017

    Philosoraptor

    • @kazdaseer4507
      @kazdaseer4507 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      what if we're the dinosaurs and raptors were humans?

    • @TheDiego908
      @TheDiego908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      You wouldn't have written that sentence, then

    • @Maulstrum97
      @Maulstrum97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      or would he have?

    • @Tom-hz8ug
      @Tom-hz8ug 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rogelio Vela "Roger" 1000th like

    • @traveller800
      @traveller800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it lives

  • @mullerpotgieter
    @mullerpotgieter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1286

    What gets me is that they specifically built a suspension bridge. An incredible feat of engineering. No not just a bridge. A bridge that is only possible thanks to centuries of architectural development

    • @janslavik5284
      @janslavik5284 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      Not to mention that a bridge of any kind going from Isla Nublar to Venezuela would have to go over central America

    • @notjebbutstillakerbal
      @notjebbutstillakerbal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Clever girl.

    • @SaurabhKudterkar
      @SaurabhKudterkar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      To be fair, the raptor did say that it was a _crude_ suspension bridge. Guess they aren't all that smart after all.

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠​⁠@@janslavik5284Costa Rica would be far closer. Only 120 miles away. The Murtees Archipelago in JP lore is only 87 miles away.

    • @hardcharging
      @hardcharging 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Didn't the Incas have some form of suspension bridge before the Spanish arrived?

  • @RayMKlll
    @RayMKlll 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

    Employee 1: Have you seen Pilkington?
    Employee 2: You mean the Utahraptor?
    Employee1: What Utahraptor?
    Utahraptor: Yes, what Utahraptor?

    • @johndoherty487
      @johndoherty487 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Achillobator or Dakotaraptor

    • @TheEldritchHyena
      @TheEldritchHyena 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@johndoherty487 Technically they were based on Deinonychus, if you wanna be real picky.

    • @Mindblownstudios-ki4op
      @Mindblownstudios-ki4op หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheEldritchHyenathis is true.

    • @divianreid7959
      @divianreid7959 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Employee 1: He's right behind me, isn't he?

  • @mangomarcvids503
    @mangomarcvids503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7291

    the origin of philosoraptor

  • @redmage87
    @redmage87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13508

    Terrifying how The Critic predicted the plot of Jurassic Park 3.

    • @ANTHONYACUNA1
      @ANTHONYACUNA1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      BorrowedAngels t rex is better

    • @zigzoinks5493
      @zigzoinks5493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      BorrowedAngels What...?

    • @oneandonlysound3453
      @oneandonlysound3453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      it wasn't the best, it lacked in having a real plot other than a rescue mission, but the spinosaurus was awesome, as was the different raptor breed, and WAY BETTER than jurassic world. Hope with Jeff Goldblum coming back it'll be better than that film. Jurassic Park III just suffered from too many rewrites, it would've been just as good if not better than say last world if they'd kept to the multiple film scenes pulled from prior books unused and various great spots but went with the original "the dinosaurs are sick and dying what do we do about this" plot instead of "rescue this kid." It was still an enjoyable movie.

    • @Alan_One1
      @Alan_One1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      "Alan!"

    • @Gojiro7
      @Gojiro7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      what? in what way was this anything like the 3rd movie?!?!?

  • @josemanuellares5088
    @josemanuellares5088 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +894

    As a Venezuelan, I confirm that it is a fact that the Velociraptors have greatly improved the country's infrastructure since they abandoned the Jurassic Park to live here.

    • @xenomorph_636
      @xenomorph_636 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      really? how so? im curious

    • @Ovo6638
      @Ovo6638 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@xenomorph_636 Velociraptors no longer exist, so in fact, no one improved the economy in Venezuela

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@xenomorph_636 Solved world hunger by eating the hungry

    • @TheSawtoothNomad
      @TheSawtoothNomad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@DiogenesDworkinson I have a modest proposal.

    • @gerarditogm2181
      @gerarditogm2181 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Ovo6638some one doesnt know sarcasm

  • @spaceamundo9655
    @spaceamundo9655 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I never thought I'd ever hear a velociraptor say Venezuela.

  • @gorrillagrodd8748
    @gorrillagrodd8748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14003

    Honestly from what the Velociraptor said that's actually a pretty good plan

    • @ANTHONYACUNA1
      @ANTHONYACUNA1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Yea he's awesome

    • @captainmarvelous1221
      @captainmarvelous1221 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Yes he an genius

    • @MadGameBoy
      @MadGameBoy ปีที่แล้ว +372

      A suspension bridge?
      You know how fucking long that would have to be from Isla Nubar to Venezuela?
      Which would be impossible to attach to the other side without swimming in the first place, which they would be incapable of doing for such a great distance
      Then theres the matter of obtaining the materials, they'd have to scour the whole island for wood, which is labor intensive, as most of it would undoubtedly be a large % of uncut trees, but they'd never have enough anyways
      Then theres rope, obtaining that or making it long enough for the bridge, for both sides
      Plus supports, and testing to see if a bridge of such length can even support their own weight let alone the weight of the bridge
      If they went with a bridge first rather than a boat, they arent too bright

    • @somefella6989
      @somefella6989 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      @@MadGameBoy yeah, but he says they *have* completed the bridge, somehow, which is, as you outlined, impossible levels of impressive.

    • @TheIndoraptor
      @TheIndoraptor ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You could say it was the greatest-

  • @Exist64
    @Exist64 ปีที่แล้ว +13443

    I love this type of joke. A character showing unexpected intelligence. Wholesome and hilarious.

    • @rammsteinrulz16
      @rammsteinrulz16 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Girl: maybe that cat was the murderer. I'll ask it... meow meow meowmeow meow?
      Cat: We dont all talk like that. I happen to be a professor.
      Guy: our apologies, sir.
      Cat: I should imagine so. Now if you'll excuse me, i have papers to correct...

    • @linkais3875
      @linkais3875 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@rammsteinrulz16 I know that family guy reference 😂

    • @rammsteinrulz16
      @rammsteinrulz16 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@linkais3875 "2 clips that give off the same energy" 🤣

    • @simon.cartoonsmoviesandblo8415
      @simon.cartoonsmoviesandblo8415 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joke

    • @ABlueyFan
      @ABlueyFan ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@linkais3875 family guy always does that joke where a fictional character or animal talks. It’s a running gag

  • @johnnycash5858
    @johnnycash5858 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    I love the bored elbow scratch and walking gesture he makes with his claws. It's those little touches that show an animators quality and attention to detail.

    • @barbados3592
      @barbados3592 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was going to like your comment, then I saw you are at exactly 400 likes, and I didn't want to mess that up :D

    • @scriddledyscruffe
      @scriddledyscruffe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@barbados3592 You can like it now!

  • @oneboredperson2264
    @oneboredperson2264 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Oh god... the british have taught the raptors

    • @ageant_9
      @ageant_9 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Normal there on a island and you know what happen with random island

  • @RyanB1987
    @RyanB1987 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9763

    The critic was a fucking fantastic show

    • @Jurgen123445
      @Jurgen123445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Really? Because you wouldn't know watching that clip.

    • @wulfulk1000
      @wulfulk1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      TheCaffeinatedOwl
      He's just saying he likes a show how is that edgy

    • @UniversalJuan
      @UniversalJuan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ahead of its time, really. At least, imo

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      A lot of people probably never even heard of the critic lol

    • @DARKMETAKNIGT
      @DARKMETAKNIGT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Universal Juan so it Was edgy

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I like how they defy expectations by making the raptor smart enough to open the door in a notably non-animalistic way... and then defy expectations even MORE by making the raptor pull out a pipe and start talking like an intellectual.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That's funny. My Venezuelan gardener who I get to do odd jobs is also named...Mister...Pilkington...

    • @thatspinoguy4862
      @thatspinoguy4862 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      HE'S BEHIND YOU! LOOK OUT!

    • @rafaeljmc6313
      @rafaeljmc6313 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Clever guy!

  • @OfficalBalascioFilms
    @OfficalBalascioFilms ปีที่แล้ว +6449

    I do like how the dinosaur isn’t evil, he just wants to live a normal life like humans.

    • @playfulpanthress
      @playfulpanthress ปีที่แล้ว +71

      She.

    • @Wiki1184
      @Wiki1184 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@playfulpanthress
      Didn’t some of the raptors change sexes due to the frog DNA though?

    • @playfulpanthress
      @playfulpanthress ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@Wiki1184 Not in the movie they didn't. Some of the herbivores did, but not the raptors. I think in the book the Big One did, but they bombed the island at the end.

    • @Wiki1184
      @Wiki1184 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@playfulpanthress
      Ah, I guess the book is more fresh in my mind than the movie is. I start to mix up the details.

    • @playfulpanthress
      @playfulpanthress ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Wiki1184 I hear that! I hope in ten to twenty years we get a book accurate version!

  • @maxresdefault_
    @maxresdefault_ ปีที่แล้ว +8303

    That trick with the key and the newspaper was legitimately genius

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en ปีที่แล้ว +261

      ..For Lucille Ball maybe.
      It's an old gag. It's been around since the start.

    • @auhsojacosta1672
      @auhsojacosta1672 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Yeah, I remember a example of this joke in an obscure movie called “Arms Race Day”
      (4 policemen head to a house)
      Policeman 1: open your door sir! You are under arrest!
      Criminal(he lives in the house): No!
      Policeman 1: if you do, we will break down your door!
      Criminal: good luck!
      (The policemen attempt to break down the door)
      Policeman 2: ah! It’s no use, he built the door well!
      Policeman 3: well what do we do?
      Policeman 1: well, we can pick the lock!
      (Policeman 1 attempts to pick the lock)
      Criminal: (thinking) ah? You’re picking the lock? Well, time to bring out the car battery.
      (Criminal sends an electric shock through the doorknob, and the officer is given a ground from the lock)
      Policeman 1: AGH!!! Alright! Let’s do something else, we can pretend we have the entire police force heading for him!
      Policeman 3: ah! It’s a very good idea boss!
      Policeman 2: yes!
      (Policeman 2 and policeman 3 bring out a bullhorn)
      Policeman 2: _Hello. We have you surrounded! Exit your home or we will enter your house with force!_
      Policeman 3: (fake helicopter noises)
      Criminal: (pretending to sound scared) oh no, alright, come in!
      (The police try to head in, only for policeman 2 and 3 to get shot with a pistol)
      Policeman 2 & 3: AGH!!!
      Policeman 1: alright, so what the hell do we do now ah?
      Policeman 4: I have an idea.
      (Policeman 4 brings out a French flag from his pocket with a short version of the French anthem playing for a second, he slides the flag under the doorframe)
      Criminal: what’s this? Why did you put a French flag under my door? (Thinking) I will shoot you with the gun, you really are stupid are you?
      (Policeman 4 then slams on the door just when criminal pulls out the key. the key falls into the flag, and policeman 4 pulls the flag quickly)
      Criminal: NO! The key!
      Policeman 4: aha! Now we get you this time.
      The criminal gets arrested and the story continues from there after

    • @auhsojacosta1672
      @auhsojacosta1672 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The movie I mentioned was locally made during 1980-1990 so don’t expect to find it on the internet

    • @2u29wjiowk2iswj
      @2u29wjiowk2iswj ปีที่แล้ว

      @@auhsojacosta1672 How did bro comment 1 minute ago

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@auhsojacosta1672 You'll find the 'poke key out keyhole and pull under door' thing to go probably as far back as keyholes and keys. You'll find it in Looney Tunes from the 40's.

  • @PerfectAlibi1
    @PerfectAlibi1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I mean, with a raptor on human level intelligence AND looking for a job.
    Why not just offer to pay the raptor to work in your park?!

  • @LePetitArtiste09
    @LePetitArtiste09 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Raptor: *casually going from wild beast to smart man talking in fluent English with a slight British accent*

  • @TheCartoonKitty
    @TheCartoonKitty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5588

    The original Toffee.

  • @TabalugaDragon
    @TabalugaDragon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Then why are you attacking us? Could have just asked for food"

  • @moviemaker2011z
    @moviemaker2011z ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Not gonna lie, I would love a full animated movie of this character actually doing this. So far it's better than the last 3 movies we got from the franchise so why not something so balls to the wall crazy?

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      so you basically want a serie of movies done by a directors like Zucker brother. I'm all into that

    • @harrisenlysaght
      @harrisenlysaght 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You preferred Jurassic Park 2 and 3 more than Jurassic World?

    • @moviemaker2011z
      @moviemaker2011z 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@harrisenlysaght world sucked, fallen kingdom also sucked.

    • @LeDiableBlanc
      @LeDiableBlanc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You mean the last 5 movies.

    • @nharviala
      @nharviala 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Isn't that the whole point of the Giant Chicken from Animaniacs?

  • @AtariiWave
    @AtariiWave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    Life finds a way.

  • @FunnyBunnyAsian
    @FunnyBunnyAsian 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Clever Girl. . .
    Raptior: On the Contrary I'm a boy

  • @andy4an
    @andy4an ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the animation of the raptor is delightful...
    i love the little finger waggle and the smirk are amazing

  • @concluse_dev
    @concluse_dev 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4120

    Is Karl Pilkington a raptor? :O :O :O

    • @ashleeeverett2166
      @ashleeeverett2166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      qq

    • @Jojoateyt
      @Jojoateyt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      It all makes sense now...

    • @jordannetwork9046
      @jordannetwork9046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jon Martin it all makes sense now

    • @ThefamousMrcroissant
      @ThefamousMrcroissant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      There's no correlation between the word "smart" and "Karl Pilkington"

    • @CMDParodies
      @CMDParodies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Jon Martin I bet the Raptor receives post addressed to Mr Dilkington

  • @royaltycomics
    @royaltycomics หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I beg to differ. Oh for you see, the other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuala. Once there I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I've said too much."

  • @Loliconman
    @Loliconman ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I find it hilarious how the pipe just magically appears like it was always there

  • @slayermcrx7519
    @slayermcrx7519 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That velociraptor is actually pretty smart. that sounds like a very well thought out plan.

  • @Susiepredator
    @Susiepredator ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I gave my velociraptors too much, IQ

  • @jakezubrod7906
    @jakezubrod7906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    "You now, we raptors have made great strides in the fields of Science and Literature."

    • @abigbutterstick1780
      @abigbutterstick1780 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "THERE ARE SHARKS IN THERE"
      "Hey that's my family!"

    • @Ave_Satana666
      @Ave_Satana666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raptors are confrimed gay

    • @joejames9974
      @joejames9974 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know
      Not you now and no iam not a Grammer police that want the sea monster say

    • @WhyisAlpharius69
      @WhyisAlpharius69 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@joejames9974 I am having a seizure trying to comprehend the alien knowledge you speak of

    • @alfredforbessealy524
      @alfredforbessealy524 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@joejames9974 godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

  • @cloroxbleach8849
    @cloroxbleach8849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    Clever girl

    • @hiralykowalski6825
      @hiralykowalski6825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Clorox Bleach with male voice?

    • @mrraptor6356
      @mrraptor6356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Clever skills

    • @Jan_372
      @Jan_372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Clorox Bleach can I get a cup of you for my brain please

    • @Trike207
      @Trike207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aquela Jurassic park scene

    • @TikiFoamy38
      @TikiFoamy38 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But..this one is clearly a boy.

  • @Jam_ESPOIR
    @Jam_ESPOIR หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dr. Raptor is the best therapist, he cured my depresion 😃🦖

  • @fatherlessgaming1259
    @fatherlessgaming1259 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This ain't Jurassic park it's the prehistoric playground💀

  • @CoachCarter94
    @CoachCarter94 ปีที่แล้ว +2808

    The raptor erratically bursting out of the closet after calmly and meticulously unlocking the door is pure gold 😂 with the accompanying “surprise danger horns” for added effect is very reminiscent of the older Simpsons episodes. Just brilliant 😂

    • @pokechimp1544
      @pokechimp1544 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There was an animal farm joke in it to

    • @jzh5267
      @jzh5267 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Dude went from raptor to...*Reptirer*

    • @azzurriblue65
      @azzurriblue65 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Definitely got Simpsons vibes too.

  • @Cazz8203
    @Cazz8203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4459

    "The Critic" was a show from the 90s about a movie critic named Jay sherman (voiced by Jon lovitz) and his daily life. they would always make parodies like this and present them as actual movies for Jay to review (usually disliking them and using his catchphrase "it stinks"). Jay Sherman even appeared on an episode of The Simpsons for a crossover. it's a shame no one really remembers this show. the animation was well done and the scripts were good. I have every episode, I thought it was pretty damn funny.

    • @CannabisDreams
      @CannabisDreams ปีที่แล้ว +62

      And the opening theme was so great. The critic was the greatest show on at the time

    • @LunarSault23
      @LunarSault23 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My childhood thanks the person who posted this clip

    • @snager80
      @snager80 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What format?

    • @riseofasinkingwarrior490
      @riseofasinkingwarrior490 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Matt Groening really hated the idea of the crossover. He ended up having his name removed from the credits. Despite that, I think it's a really good episode, with a lot of funny gags. A noticeable example would be the interview with Wolfcastle, which is a joke that's aged like fine wine, given how Hollywood has become even more excessive with throwing large sums of money at stars to turn out piles of garbage we quickly forget about. The main plot tied together quite nicely with the whole town getting behind the film festival. Mr. Burns was on his A-game as the antagonist, and Sherman was a good foil for Homer. Overall, Matt Groening's disapproval did nothing to stop this from being a fun and classic episode.

    • @TheKrensada
      @TheKrensada ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First season was good. Second season took a nose dive in quality.

  • @UniversalAero
    @UniversalAero 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Rick and Morty did this with Sasquatch. Showed intelligence.

  • @vent5294
    @vent5294 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This raptor is more intelligent then 2 adults and 1 kid
    So smart, that he was the only one who noted the key and then, almost immediately came up with a plan to break free

  • @angelpimienta6819
    @angelpimienta6819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    The real origin of Philosoraptor

    • @falloutfan1452
      @falloutfan1452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who is philosoraptor

    • @ozyruzf7235
      @ozyruzf7235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shiba inu A meme past your time.

    • @falloutfan1452
      @falloutfan1452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wha
      what is philosoraptor seriously
      tell me

    • @falloutfan1452
      @falloutfan1452 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rude, is it not?

    • @guilhermeg.rodrigues1248
      @guilhermeg.rodrigues1248 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      shiba inu Search it up on google images. It is one of those oldschool memes with a figure of a raptor thinking and a mind-twisting question divided between the upper and the lower part of the photo. Like this:
      Why is the word "short" -
      "Insert philosoraptor here"
      - longer than the word "long"?

  • @helix9685
    @helix9685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    "BuT pErHaPs IvE sAiD tOo MuCh"

    • @Cudge1
      @Cudge1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      (puff puff puff)

    • @SholenBurger
      @SholenBurger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You can't hold a Moth in a closet
      Their too hungry
      *half shirt gone next to moth*

  • @abdulrahmanalghamdi9781
    @abdulrahmanalghamdi9781 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am very blissed to see such gem 15 years later.

  • @Tegruzz
    @Tegruzz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13 years later and this is in my Recommended

  • @thoruszwolf4153
    @thoruszwolf4153 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3911

    Man, this story seems a lot better than the one they went with -'J

    • @TeslaExplorer
      @TeslaExplorer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      wtb blood ending

    • @louche2388
      @louche2388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I know you're joking but I agree anyway. This has hammond and his neice/granddaughter as main characters instead of cameos and malcolm still looking like he did in JP1

    • @killgriffinnow
      @killgriffinnow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aren't you that Stormcloak guy from the Skyrim Google+ page?

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benjamindavis4974 In the original book, Malcolm died.

    • @croc_moat2327
      @croc_moat2327 ปีที่แล้ว

      more like /srs

  • @onedoesnotsimply7375
    @onedoesnotsimply7375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1834

    One does not simply trick a raptor.

    • @oneeyedsleep4107
      @oneeyedsleep4107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      One does not simply im sorry but... you're a dead meme.

    • @speedpower2951
      @speedpower2951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Still a great meme

    • @ANTHONYACUNA1
      @ANTHONYACUNA1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Speed Power no it isn't

    • @saeedo1998
      @saeedo1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      MEMES NEVER DIE

    • @saeedo1998
      @saeedo1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Rudy Cervantes no.
      not all of them

  • @Jackedatracing1
    @Jackedatracing1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bros got that Porsche design pipe

  • @Ascensionshypnosis
    @Ascensionshypnosis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Real velociraptor that can’t even reach the door knob: …

    • @Wobblingskelecat
      @Wobblingskelecat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yep, but if they jumped they could grab on

    • @MackingCheese99
      @MackingCheese99 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who the hell cares

  • @jamesmansbridge5330
    @jamesmansbridge5330 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    The raptor is actually a sophisticated Englishman,it would be delightful to have a conversation with him over a pint of Guinness in the pub.

    • @vvvxt
      @vvvxt ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I concur most indubitably

    • @user-oy7jd8cc5t
      @user-oy7jd8cc5t 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *confused in american*

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, but he's clearly upper class so he'd refuse to be around an 'unsophisticated peasant' and instead pay a maid to whip him in his bedroom.

  • @valdemar_bd9859
    @valdemar_bd9859 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I like how the music stops as he opens the door

  • @andrewbrown9308
    @andrewbrown9308 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dear Mr. K Dilkington, you are one of our most valuable customers

  • @quinnfletcher3906
    @quinnfletcher3906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    He lied!
    His real plan was to go to Mewni under the alias Toffee!

    • @thecommentdetective374
      @thecommentdetective374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's why I thought he was so familiar

    • @hannimationawn1393
      @hannimationawn1393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Quinn Fletcher you read my mind!!!!!! :0

    • @brookagainstthemachine
      @brookagainstthemachine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Surprise!

    • @alexanderkelly2517
      @alexanderkelly2517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RedstoneHearts - it truly was funny. Saying it isn’t is like saying WW2 wasn’t tragic.

    • @calderworthington563
      @calderworthington563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexander Kelly, Different people have different opinions on whats funny or not.

  • @zimdorthegodofpower7955
    @zimdorthegodofpower7955 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always saw this video when I was younger and he never thought about watching it till it just popped up in my TH-cam recommendation

  • @wolfgangouille
    @wolfgangouille ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've watched this as a kid and it was for the longest time my favorite scene from anywhere ever.

  • @thebreakfastmegapowers3525
    @thebreakfastmegapowers3525 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    some people still meet Mr. Pilkigton to this day, many of whom unaware that he is a raptor

    • @piratelife182
      @piratelife182 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Heard he was working as a producer on XFM way back

    • @chibiNATHA
      @chibiNATHA ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is he still living in Venezuela tho

    • @brianthebrute92
      @brianthebrute92 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Head like a fucking orange"

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Perhaps you said to much.....

    • @Bessux
      @Bessux ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mr. Dilkington

  • @KermRiv
    @KermRiv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This scene has lived rent free in my head since i was a kid

  • @jasonfrancis698
    @jasonfrancis698 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Raptors Would Without Question Be The Ones To Be The Closest To Talk.

  • @acethetics3878
    @acethetics3878 8 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    0:04 - the lock has no key visible
    0:09 - a key mysteriously appears on the lock

    • @CloroxBleachChannel
      @CloroxBleachChannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      its called cartoons

    • @Le_Dom
      @Le_Dom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      raptors are just that smart.

    • @brandonjohnson3036
      @brandonjohnson3036 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      +Le Dom they're so smart that they make keys appear out of thin air

    • @AndrewSmoot
      @AndrewSmoot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Also, why would the Raptor need the key from it's side of the door if the keyhole was visible to us, the viewer..

    • @SirMykus
      @SirMykus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That raptor also started talking at some point in the video. Explain that, pls.

  • @jameshumphrey3425
    @jameshumphrey3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    *_WHY WAS THE LOCK ON THE INSIDE!?_*

    • @jameshumphrey3425
      @jameshumphrey3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Imperfect I know but the raptor unlocked the door from inside

    • @kaorn7419
      @kaorn7419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      It's a Double-sided lock.
      Every door in my house has those.
      Each lock has its own key that can be used on either side.

    • @kaorn7419
      @kaorn7419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LETS GET 1000 SUBS WITH NO VIDS
      Well, except for the inside-side of our house entrance and door that opens to the garden.

    • @zamzamazawarma928
      @zamzamazawarma928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Kaan Dagdas
      Most interior doors can be locked from either side with the same key (at least where I live), but this is only a closet, hence the first comment. I guess?

    • @ivanspoljaric9267
      @ivanspoljaric9267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LETS GET 1000 SUBS WITH NO VIDS I thought all doors are like that. You can lock them and unlock them from both sides

  • @SeanPannella
    @SeanPannella ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mr Pilkington, what a legend

  • @TheRunDanceKid
    @TheRunDanceKid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A flawless plan in my opinion

  • @lostcrusader8053
    @lostcrusader8053 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This joke alone is way funnier than most of the modern comedy shows I’ve watched

  • @ivancorredera4241
    @ivancorredera4241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    0:22 I think I just found the influence for Toffee from svtfoe.

  • @Boxybooblue
    @Boxybooblue 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bro the raptor is smoking💀

  • @epicgamermann298
    @epicgamermann298 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i used to do this to get out of my room early in the morning when i was like 6 years old and now, 12 years later, i see this while laughing my ass off

  • @AndragonLea
    @AndragonLea ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I met the guy during vacation. A fantastic fellow with a lot of terrific insights. Gave me a tip on a stock that's still paying dividends!
    Here's to good old Mr. Pilkington, I hope your panhandling business is treating you well!

  • @RaydoBaconslayer
    @RaydoBaconslayer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Showed this to
    My mom, She said the Velociraptor sounded like Stewie from family.

  • @EmzyT0
    @EmzyT0 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’d say I’m so glad TH-cam recommend this, but then I saw it was uploaded 13yrs ago, so now I’m annoyed it wasn’t recommended sooner!!
    Just wish my family had sky/cable back in 90s, as sounds like The Critic would have been right up my alley! Sadly doesn’t look like it ever eventually aired ln basic 5 channels in UK, so dare say most Brit’s alive in 90s missed out.

  • @FurryWrecker911
    @FurryWrecker911 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm with the velociraptor on this one.

    • @Kaicti
      @Kaicti 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *philosoraptor

  • @dinobiggulp337
    @dinobiggulp337 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bros the new villain of jurassic park

  • @ZippyRagu
    @ZippyRagu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Mr. Pilkington?
    Karl has some explaining to do.

    • @DeimosComaBlack
      @DeimosComaBlack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bit weird, innit?

    • @chefexcellence322
      @chefexcellence322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zippy Ragu so, Karl being a bit stupid is all an act to cover the fact he is a super smart dinosaur!

    • @LewisTheGrim
      @LewisTheGrim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hello Mr. Dilkington!

  • @sidthesloth12
    @sidthesloth12 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is classic Cartoon comedy...absolutely love it

  • @shadicgamer2124
    @shadicgamer2124 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd like to see in my recommendations legendary videos

  • @bnkrmike29
    @bnkrmike29 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Greetings mademoiselle. i am the fabled Philosoraptor, prepare to be educated. And this is my cousin the ravaging Velocirapetor, prepare to be..."

  • @samschmit7181
    @samschmit7181 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It is important that this be preserved.

  • @JJ-vn3xq
    @JJ-vn3xq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The one scene from The Critic I never forgot about!
    Didn't expect to randomly find it !

  • @creepyscorpio6081
    @creepyscorpio6081 6 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    More like Classic Park II

    • @rockey5508
      @rockey5508 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Creepy Scorpio yup,nature find their way.

    • @sirdoggolino702
      @sirdoggolino702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jurclassic park two

  • @terrencesmith6343
    @terrencesmith6343 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They’ve evolved to human level this is what they would’ve become if they were never hit with meteor

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow ปีที่แล้ว +1

    now I need an animated version of Frasier but the entire cast are raptors.

  • @GreenFalcon926
    @GreenFalcon926 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tbh the way this series is going, I wouldn't be surprised if this pops up in future movies.

  • @Casualartistdan
    @Casualartistdan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bros IQ just went from -20 to +100
    😂

  • @taterboob
    @taterboob ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Holy crap, this really puts in perspective how old this show is. I forget that it was out before The Lost World even.

  • @zeroshadow2468
    @zeroshadow2468 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a _very_ clever girl!

  • @hootintheham
    @hootintheham 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Really makes us humans feel dumb how dinosaurs are smarter then us

  • @RedNZBlue
    @RedNZBlue 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Cox 'n' Crendor brought me here. This is as funny as I imagined.

  • @zinnixtoma1
    @zinnixtoma1 ปีที่แล้ว

    This unlocked a memory

  • @patriciofelipe4376
    @patriciofelipe4376 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how you can hear him struggle a bit using the key to open de door.

  • @TheWererapter92
    @TheWererapter92 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You can't hold a Raptor in a closet, they're too smart"
    Hell yeah we are.

  • @maximburgman
    @maximburgman ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a great show.

  • @PrestonK_Productions
    @PrestonK_Productions ปีที่แล้ว +36

    In the novel the raptors literally just hitched a ride on cargo ships.

  • @evathehedgehog01
    @evathehedgehog01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I love this can this be a show itself in this style. I want to watch this main raptor here just loving it

    • @vaggos2003
      @vaggos2003 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That actually is a clip of an actual show. That show is called "The Critic" and it is a spoof/parody of cinema and the entertainment industry in general.

  • @lpcurse3042
    @lpcurse3042 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That smile basically said “The only reason I told you all that was because I was looking for an excuse to kill you.”

  • @Drew_D
    @Drew_D ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice post, I loved this scene!
    Mr. Pilkington 😁

  • @andrejohnson6731
    @andrejohnson6731 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Raptor 1: I say!
    Raptor 2: Quite!
    Raptor 3: Indeed!

  • @ImpressionismFTW
    @ImpressionismFTW 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Its all coming together, this is why Karl Pilkington is so sure that dinosaurs and humans coexisted

  • @Liviskanmanduh
    @Liviskanmanduh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro that raptor built a bridge to Venezuela 💀

  • @MatthewNeathery
    @MatthewNeathery 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This literally happens in Jurassic world 2

  • @themagicalfirefox7504
    @themagicalfirefox7504 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best thing I've seen all morning.

  • @lorddemonoss3945
    @lorddemonoss3945 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember watching this show on Sundays.

  • @linkais3875
    @linkais3875 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Never in a million years would I ever think I would see a raptor smoking a pipe.
    Well played genius raptor.

  • @somemultifandomfucko8828
    @somemultifandomfucko8828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    "I beg to differ, the other raptors and I have built a crude suspension to Venuswailia, once there I shall take odd jobs under the name of sir Phillip, but I have said too much already." Clever sport.

    • @notsohunkeymonkey9624
      @notsohunkeymonkey9624 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Venezuela

    • @eliasmolck5566
      @eliasmolck5566 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Mister Pilkington

    • @fredleeland2464
      @fredleeland2464 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Did you write things wrong on purpose?

    • @somemultifandomfucko8828
      @somemultifandomfucko8828 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Writer of the comment here, I was a lot younger when I wrote this and both couldn't spell Venezuela and wanted to try and use an original name to be different

    • @EL-jq1sq
      @EL-jq1sq ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somemultifandomfucko8828 That's honestly really cute!

  • @20D0D0
    @20D0D0 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is Phineas & Ferb humor right here😂

  • @maldivirdragonwitch
    @maldivirdragonwitch ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, it's finally time for me to watch this show. I have no idea why I never did.