Ultimate Military Fails & Funny Moments (Marine Reacts)
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Good funny sh-t on fails. More Vids. Fails
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280000 years of evolution.... embarrassing
Sir there's something wrong with the audio. It's only working in the left side and it's not my headphones, double checked.
The battle buddy guys that looses his grenade reminds me of that 80’s movie with dan Akroid and Chevy chase when they go to boot camp and are morons lolol
@@j5545 1QQ
LETS GO!!! Love it when u say that,liovin ur work jameson from the UK🇬🇧
The best part is that he never cracked a smile, even while laughing.
What....
They are people too lol, not machines
Awww, he's got a fabulous smile! I see it all the time! He's a hard, bad ass fella, but he smiles! I guarantee it. 😉
johnson81508 he’s a marine, he doesn’t show strong emotions. You’ll learn that on bootcamp at Paris Island, South Carolina.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The guy that got grabbed in the crotch, yeah he smiled while laughing watch is closely as he is turning away from the camera.
That guy got to nearly 8 G's, that's more than respectable...
Definitely
You took the words out of my mouth.
Dude for a moment i though the devil himself just got him
Exactly
8 Gs is 8 times earths gravity
“Drill sergeant I dropped my grenade over there somewhere”(points behind them)😂😂like wtf😂😂
Realistically though you're gonna drop shit sometimes in battle. Explosions and running and crawling and all this shit hanging off you isn't always gonna be there when you reach for it.
Thats nothing when I was in boot we had a trainee sweep the fire line with a loaded m16 that he couldn't get to fire. Damn near had the range master shoot him.
Is that worse than throwing it then realizing you forgot to pull the pin?
@@alexanderheflin9937 Jesus...🙄 Are you kidding me?! I've never served so I've obviously never been to bootcamp but I knew at 5 not to ever point a loaded gun (or cleared for that matter) at anyone unless your intent is to shoot them. Do they not give you a basic safety lesson before you get out there or something?! I'd hate to be the range master every time a new group of recruits come through because kids today are f*cking morons!
"It's a machine gun!"
Four words to never tell a German
In German shooting training you mainly shoot very few rounds but with higher precision, so that he once could go full auto suprised and amazed him.
Or to never tell Eminem
Am I reich?
@@solidpain9098
Yeah in basic training you would have a target practice with the machine gun where you 15 shots I think to fight 5 targets. Meaning you get one burst per target to hit it maximum, maybe one or two extra if you squeze the trigger short enough to fire 2 round bursts.
"Is he having a baby, or get hit by pepper spray?"
I died.
But your alive
What got me was he said what do you guys think afterwards
That pepper spray is no joke man I worked in corrections and got sprayed with that stuff and it's like getting hot grease splashed on your face and it will burn like that for about an hour . And reactivate if your skin hits moisture.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@codytruax7858 and? It sucks but being like that is ridiculous
*Guy pulls 7.5 Gs*
"He didnt even pull that many Gs and he was done"
Thats why some people are in the air force, while others in the marine.
Such a shot talker, like this a a lot of g*s
yeah that'll only make his body weight somewhere along the lines of 1500 lbs but sure, I bet his bloodflow will have no trouble with that.
@@dickiewongtk You know marines have fighter jets too right?
idrc i saw dudes face after coming back and that was the funniest shit i've seen today honestly lmao
"you're weapon is out of ammo!". "how?". "cause you shot it all!"
"But I thought this was AMERICA?"
My left ear feels great
My phones speaker isn’t working well 😂
Ah. Newbie video. Better now. Sorry to blow out your left speaker. Lol.
14:16 "You shot all of your ammo"
The recruit probably thought the ammo would replenish automatically like in video games
Kid probably hadn't slept in 4 days. He's not even mentally there.
When does ammo auto regen?
Lol yeah, and movies. Just love guns that never run out of bullets!
@@PenelopePitstop069 The "God Guns"
@@JoviaI1 I caught that too,Everyone can get fogged up & fucked up mentally when you are running on little or no sleep for days. No matter how proficent,tough or smart you are.
"What'd you think? Put that in the comments." - Abe Lincoln
lol. its a thing that came out of now where for me
@@JamesonsTravels enjoy your videos Jameson.
You should make some t shirts with your slogan & some with that disapproving look you always have 😂🤑
@@lancelot0007 Man, if you wear a shirt that says that, you'll have your ear bent and time wasted by every idiot and their brother. Why not just tattoo "PESTER ME !" across your forehead !? lol It's OK for a comment section, but I'd keep it there.
6:00 apparently they survived all those backflips, which is insane considering how much energy that chopper had when tumbling around.
Yeah and it was pilot error. They are lucky they lived and didn’t kill anyone on the ground
That first mp chick was hot. She even knew where to grab when tassed😱😂-GSH
US: "That's a machine gun!"
German: *laughs in MG42*
fun fact he's firing it like an mg3 which is the standard MMG of the German army, due to high fire rate they fire in very short burst to prevent overheating, but then as pvt joe tells him "it's a machine gun" the German guy figures out how it is supposed to be fired
@@sam8742 MMG? The MG3 is an LMG.
@@EnjoyCocaColaLight
Ohh yeah my bad I was thinking in comparison to the bren.
This isn't a machine gun, THIS is a machine gun: *MG34*
@@dariogrosse5053 It was a beautiful milestone of warfare engineering, indeed. But why would you ever put it up against machinery that is so much more efficient versus the cost of production, and time consumption, as well as field-prepping, -stripping and cleaning?
For all intents and purposes, the MG34 was the better weapon - unless you needed to take into account real life obstacles and limitations.
idk 7 g's will test anyone who hasn't pulled like that before
Yeah those trainers are no joke. Especially if it's your inaugural run. No idea what to tense up etc. Disclaimer: I have no experience in this field.
Yeah, pretty crazy stuff. I've only seen one guy go that high without any prior training and the video was pretty viral a few years back
@@richardfierro2699 There's also that bald guy who was able to max out the machine a few times in a row, and at full tilt he was hardly even bothering to squeeze. He was just looking around like a normal day
@@twizz420 I believe you're talking about the Rafale pilot... who did 9Gs for 30 seconds! He was DEFINITELY squeezing!
I feel bad for his neck. Going limp like that at 7Gs has got to feel awful for a good while afterwards
*normal person gets pepper sprayed* “that’s horrible”
*person in military gets pepper sprayed*
“iTs pArT oF tRaInIng”
I've never felt so annoyed with a challenge in my life that kid screaming was something else🤣🤣
0:15 She did more damage to him than the taser did to her.
Rip ballz
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I’ve been oc sprayed and it took almost 45 seconds to kick in everyone reacts different a small portion of people won’t feel the effects at all
its sucks but you know its coming
@u a I don't know where you get the idea that he was making fun of the guy. You're socially inept if you got that from that reply.
@u a You're comparing a guy getting pepper-sprayed to soldiers getting their legs stumped, dummy.
Yeah. I don't buy it
Especially when it gets sprayed into your fucking eyes
Some won't feel it at all? no way, then it's some fault with the equipment. There's the same stuff in pepperspray as in chillies, and you won't find one singel person who is immune against rubbing Carolina reaper in their eyes
"Is he having a baby or did he get hit with pepper spray?" Absolutely priceless!
Nah, I had all the pride but when the oc spray hit my eyes for the first time I screamed. So did everyone else. Still completed it though.
lol. its a shocker. i think i was trying hard not to after seeing some guys getting worked up over it.
@@JamesonsTravels I felt the same way. Didn't make a peep. Did the drills. Fastest time out of 60 guys. I had one pride scream at the end after hearing "Fastest time!".
We not gonna talk about how he doesn’t blink for like a minute straight?
A trick they taught him in boot
@Brad Wang yeah he just blinks when we blink
@@SovietWinnieThePoo Hhahahahahaha
He's probably just blinking between the frames that his camera was catching.
2:50 7 G he experienced. That's quite a LOT
Yeah, yikes.
It’s the average for those in training, hence not much for him.
To clarify.. Many factors are involved like that guy’s overall health + sleep, diet etc. He didn’t look focused, which is necessary for the breathing they would’ve practiced. The woman we see later in the video was the opposite- focused.
“It’s amazing what Mcdonald’s can do”👌🏼💀💀
It’s true.
"drill sergeant I dropped my grenade somewhere over there" lmao
Oh that rubber chicken test...I’d crack in less than 10 seconds...
I just think of getting smoked and don’t focus on what’s happing
I'd probably start explaining that it's the juxtaposition of getting ready for war and having a squeaky chick--
Drill: Shut the hell up!
“Not sure if that was planned” dude almost dies “guess not”
the pilot and gunner died. they lost throttle, not showing off
@@zlClutchy This crash happened in 2012. All members survived.
@@brettcorriveau7653 fr?
It's look like a pilot who's not familiar with the mountain condition. Altitude decrease your turbine engine power and rarefaction of gaz decrease your lift and snow carpet jam your landmark and your appreciation of distances and speed. Plus you have to add the wind and its particuliar way to bounce and turn back on the surrounding reliefs. There are special training classes for mountain chopper pilot.
And it was in 2012 in afghanistan no one died.
I had real sympathy to the point of tears in my eyes for the guy who could not swim. He was never taught to swim and have water confidence
I'm a sinker. I don't know that I'd be shaking like him, but I know it wouldn't end any better than his situation did - felt bad knowing that it was going to end badly.
The pilot in the G trainer actually hit 7.9g n was told not to do the G strain manoeuvre to show him how quickly u can spaz out if u don’t.
5:59
“I’m not sure if that was planned”
6:10
“I guess not”
I’m dead😂
I once saw a recruit when I was in infantry school , pull the pin on a grenade release the spoon and drop grenade and throw pin, sgt had to tackle the recruits into the trench
LMAOOO
Something similar happened to me in army basic training. Guy was trying to get kicked out. He'd been recycled two or three times, so he was done. Anyway, he pulled the pin, and set the grenade on top of the blast window frame. The Drill Sgt smacked the grenade over the edge, and tackled the private into the pit. When they came up, the private had a few more bruises and cuts on his face than you would think from a tackle.... XD
@@calminer941 but....did he get kicked out or recycled again lol?
@@nykeliaadams8200 They booted him. After that many recycles and then pulling that stunt...he got dishonorably discharged for failure to adapt.
That aint right. The trench is for the grenade. They are all along the wall and deep. The concrite platform where you throw from has slanted floors so any dropped grenades roll into the trench. Sounds like you watched to many movies.
When I was in the army we went through NBC training which of course included CS exposure. I had heard stories that a very, very few people weren't effected by it, but when I went through it I was just like all the others, nearly choking and blind. However there was one female private who truly wasn't effected by it. I saw it with my own eyes, I couldn't believe it but it can happen. She didn't even have watery eyes. Lucky girl.
dude she grabbed his junk in the first clip that was hilarious. I think he ended up in as much pain as her.
😂
I feel glad to that guy cause you guys have no more “no ask no tell” stuff.
The female soldier that got sprayed was way tougher than that screaming baby earlier
Some people are immune to it same with tear gas
That’s what she said
Hes probably the same kinda dude who's scared of the gas chamber
Well, woman has more tolerance to physical pain. but who knows. us males have never been pregnant before.
@@N1Zer0 meanwhile my mum: screams and cries when she gets a small bruise.
That blonde female soldier took the pepper spray like a fucking champ.
i love how fast you get to the point of the video, its refreshing to not skip the 1st minute of a video
When I did OC Level 1, I wasn't screaming, but I could not open eyes to save my life!
HOLY CRAP I lost it on the Rubber Chicken vs. Military Bearing!!! 🤣🤣🤣
That was pretty good. Love to see guys having fun.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tripped over nothing, can’t do shit but laugh it off
I was a M2 Browning .50 cal gunner in Iraq. Super fun weapon system. It will push the truck backwards even if the driver has his foot on the break.
I was the one in training that had no reaction to the gas chamber. The training staff would 'borrow' me all the time to go into the chamber with new platoons, name rank number all without flinching, then they'd ask who wants to go next, the amount of people who removed their respirator took a deep breath and then turned to me with a look of utter betrayal in their eyes.
5:23 --- it's amazing what McDonald's can do LOLOLOLOL!!!
At 5:40 he became private Pyle
K feel like Jameson while not the most popular youtuber has a loyal fanbase. That's what I put in the comments
careful with that tongue! covid about n all that :P
Aye; I'll always make sure to click on any new video from Jameson
It's cool to see him try stuff out a bit to grow the channel a bit but with staying true to himself. Other channels are more popular but you can see the youtubers playing a character. Wich is also cool because it is entertainment after all...
"It's amazing what McDonald's can do" cracks me up every time lol.
Oh you made my day. The screaming guy that got pepper sprayed. What a big baby 😂
The female soldier that didn't react to the OC spray was probably due to the instructor not shaking it before dispersing.
"How often does this happen Sergeant!" I was rolling!
Oc also has upto a 7 second delay
As a Dutch Afghanistan veteran who has worked with USMC , you sir, sound exactly the same as Master Sergeant P, evans. Served in Chora/ balluchi valley Uruzgan province. A Salut to you and all the soldiers who served in ISAF/ operation enduring freedom. Keep the content coming.
salut to you and all other brothers in arms.
5:50 me flying a mini copter in rust for the first time
1st video was the best. That guy got *GRABBED*
That army kid has seen too many action movies where no one ever runs out of ammunition.
03:15 i wasn´t there, but serverd for 4 years in the german army (as a tank commander) and the first MG 3 shooting exercises are to be very accurate. The support fire you give with a MG you learn later. So i bet he did this just short fire and fire and fire to be accurate and save ammo. So this is the reason he started to smile and said okay.
It's due to the fact that the MG3 has a much higher cadence (1200 rpm) and is not designed for continuous fire (the barrel will heat up in less than 30 seconds and cause jamming). MG3 soldiers are trained to use small bursts of fire to avoid overheating. The Cal. 50 has a lower cadence (450 - 600 rpm) and can fire longer without breaks since it has better cooling capabilities. The soldier was initially using the MG3 fire drill on it. Once the Americans told him that he can fire more continuously with the browning, he adapted.
Funny thing about the dude from 5:02, is it reminded me when I went into the Navy, I was 6'5", pale white, and a big head with a goofy smile. I hadn't even left processing when they started calling my Piles. However, I had taken my recruiter's advice to heart and trained for the two months before going to Great Lakes, so when I was the only one who passed the physical on day one, I lost that nickname right away, thank god. Still always blew me away how many out of shape people there were that I was the only one of my berthing that passed the physical test. No magic pen in basic.
'Cept the SEAL recruits, but, I mean, they were on a playing field of their own and got their own physical tests.
The DI's on these videos were a lot more relaxed than the ones I had. These DI's are almost friendly.
@@RomeoDelta-gw7dd 1985
Aren’t there selections to see who is a minimum fit physically and mentally to be a combat troop?
I mean at times like ww2, vietnam and such I can understand you don’t have a choice. But when soldiers are volunteers and coming from such a big country, shouldn’t selection be more selective from the begining?
supposed to be
@@JamesonsTravels Reminds me of some companies I worked for, like Rolex. They think to highly of themselves and think they can transform any moron into a proper technician by training and providing technology. They don't realize the soul of the company is the heart of the employees that and predisposed spirit for the job.
Same goes for soldiers. Sure the army makes them soldiers, sure you can't have an army of heroes! But you do need a minimum of spirit for it...
There is a minimum that you're tested for but that doesn't mean that you're necessarily fit enough for everything that you have to do in boot camp. I remember when I joined the Marines, all they tested you for initially was that you would be able to pass the Physical Fitness Test (PFT) and that was it. They didn't test for your ability to run an obstacle course, how well you could shoot, march, hump, and a million other things you do in boot camp, just that you can pass the PFT.
Regardless, the Marine Corps has a simple way of dealing with the unfit, if you can't hack it physically and/or are overweight, you get dropped from your platoon and sent to what's called the Physical Conditioning Platoon (PCP0) and all of your training stops and is put on hold. All you do in PCP is work out until you are in shape enough to continue and/or lost enough weight to meet the standards. Once you're released from PCP you are then assigned to a new platoon that's at roughly the same point you were when you were dropped.
The Marine Corps actually does this whenever a recruit fails any major test whether it's Marine Corps history and general knowledge tests, rifle qual, or swim qual, or if you get seriously injured or sick. In the case of failing a test, you get one chance to make it up, if you fail that then you get dropped and put in with a platton that's not quite reached that same point yet or is about to so you have a little more time study/practice. In the case of sickness or injury, you get sent to a Medical Recovery or Rehabilitation Platoon (MRP) until you get better, at which point, like with PCP you get reassigned to a new platoon that's at roughly the same point you were when you got sick or injured.
A lot of qualified people may not want this kind of life. Or they're like me and have damned Type 1 diabetes, so they go into business instead . . . I'm just vicariously proud of my friends, family, fellow Americans who served/serve. Godspeed to them all!
You'd be surprised.
Im not sure what's worse. Dying in a helicopter crash or living to pay for the one you wrecked.
I was a competitive swimmer through highschool and a few years in college. It's actually kind of odd to see someone who can't swim or fears swimming. Then again I have a fear of sharks, even in olympic sized chlorinated pool. Basking sharks of all species. That thing is right there underneath me untill I break from back stroke into freestyle and get a clear view of what's below me. Its called galeophobia, and its a phobia because its irrational. It made me faster, or at least as fast as a man could be trying to swim away from a shark.
*Stonks*
omg that guy, we do gass hurts every year and I've never seen anyone scream like that
I feel she really didnt need to grab him like that lol
She wanted it for sure. This was just an opportunity to grab it.
The Apache crash the pilot over coms was yelling he had no throttle control as he approached the structure which is why it sped up as he decended the. Went full throttle into an arc and the lost power on the way back down and then went full power as it approached the ground . When it impacted the throttle went full power and it carried the AH-64 over 1200 feet before rolling a number of times bursting into flames. It killed both pilot and gunner. Really Tragic and sad accident that was no fault of the pilot. Sad to see it in the in a comedic compilation. The comments are always talking about the pilot showing off but it wasn’t the case. RIP brothers.
appreciate the overview. RIP to both warriors.
Yeah was definitely curious about that what is the name of this incident?
Think you're referencing another incident. Whole crew survived in this one, which took place in Paktika province in Afghanistan.
The crew didn't die in this incident. IDK where you got this story.
I'm not even a pilot and I know that you do not modulate the engine throttle on a helicopter. The engines are running full nut all the time. The collective changes main rotor blade pitch, cyclic changes the angle of the main rotor and the foot pedals are your yaw or tail rotor control. What happened here he probably over torqued coming up for pad approach, lost rotor RPM and lift then continued to try and pull out of it further losing RPM....managed to carry speed and use the cyclic to keep from crashing the time but freaked out again....then lost it. I think there is a term to describe this in flying helicopters but again.....im not a pilot, i just stayed at holiday inn express
"Amazing what McDonald's can do" 😂😂😂😂
That was literally the best part
Private Pyle is real.
The way he mocks the guy that was pepper sprayed in the beginning was just amazing
Thanks for the vid
Had some buddies of mine decide to all sleep in the same rack as a joke during Basic. Like 6 guys under one blanket. Needless to say we were smoked until the sun came up, then we did our morning PT. Good times.
Di: you've ran out of ammo
Soldier: why?
Di: cuz you shot all of it
Soldier: why?
😂
That has to be fake. No one can be that dumb. He must have been filming in anticipation that the private was going to do something stupid or it was staged. For the sake of humanity, I hope it was staged.
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Or he was really sleep deprived. People act really stupid when they don't get their beauty rest.
Love this dude
I can binge these videoss. Good words from a wise man
The lad jumping in the pool and sinking was making the classic "push down" movements associated with non-swimmers drowning.
There's an awful video on TH-cam of 3 indian dudes who decided to take a dip in a lake on a hot day and all three of them drown. The exact same movements, and they disappear under horrifyingly quick. Just terrible to watch.
Also, being close to a drowning person is very dangerous because their instinct is to grab hold as hard as they can to anything in range, and when your body is absolutely flooded with "holy sh*t I'm ACTUALLY about to die" levels of adrenaline, they can be freakishly strong.
Back in the 90's, I pulled a young boy who was about 8 years old out of a lake cos he was struggling and about to go under, and you wouldn't believe how strong his grip was!
Until I felt it, I'd never have imagined a child would be capable of exerting that level of force... so a full grown adult can be very dangerous to assist indeed.
It's one of the main reasons why you should hold them from the back during a rescue.
Straight facts
That was my first thought too, that he can't swim so I don't know what they asked him to do in that water that deep, but this looked terrible. :( What was his comment on the video? I didn't understand it fully. If he says he can't swim the military would train him first before doing something like this?
@@Kvikveg7 I would hope its fear breaking, dude looked terrified of the water so theyre trying to force him to deal with it so he can do it if necessary
My friend was a rescue swimmer and she said you can punch a drowning person in the gut so they black out faster, and it becomes possible to rescue them
She said an elbow works well also
Would like to see your take on tactical airsoft
have one coming
@rabid playing airsoft is fine, tbh. It can be a good way to do some training too when done the right way. It's just important not to think you're some bad*ss operator just cause you do airsoft.
@@iowafarmboy
Idk, I'm pretty bad ass. I once went on an op and killed over 20 enemies! I'm never buying another fly swatter again.
I see with all the tards out there whh military types frown on it but to be honest with decent group of people that looks ridiculously fun
Been pepper sprayed, old school chem, and never reacted like these babies.🤣
Bro I lost it at the guy screaming from pepper spray 😂😂😂
Heya Jamesons, there is an issue with the audio when it comes to your voice, I am only hearing it on my left side of my headset.
same. its a little disorienting
@@mathieuroberts4879 It is, and the side that doesn't get sound while he speaks kinda hurts for me
Just realized
@@iisakharilo Oh dear
It's the earpod he's using.
8:25 that "believe it or not you were swimming" comment is sometimes the little catalyst that can help turn a trainee around, he was scared shitless but a little encouragement can make a huge difference
The reason they struggle on the Quigley is because they’re totally stressed out, mentally exhausted and out of breath. In retrospect it looks fun but so does the O-course and camping in the swamp lol. I don’t recall seeing anybody who was afraid to go underwater but we did a low-cross course under barbed wire one night and a Virginia lightning storm erupted.
The scariest thing was a flash of lightning while I was crawling under… in the flash I saw a DIs boots right next to my head. He had been standing there silently evaluating the entire time.
That was Police and Military OC and trust me is is much stronger than pepper spray. All LEO's have to endure that because you often get the stuff on yourself.
Also looking at the kids face a guess of mine would be that he got OC sprayed. Pepper spray definitely sucks for sure but i have only seen reactions like that when I was in a course and had to get OC sprayed myself.
I agree. Oc spray really fucked me up. But I wasn’t screaming like that. We had one kid who was screaming crazy loud and was ineffective for the whole day
We got OC sprayed... if anyone screamed like that they would of been sent you to HQ Company.
Cpl. M same with our guys. This guy was an RO anyways
OC spray is horrible thats for damn sure
Reflash in the shower later that night😤
“I dropped my grenade over there sir” 😂😂😂😂
Hokding back laughter, "you shot em all private!"
"Oh"
“How did this happen drill sergeant?”
“Because you shot all your ammo private!”
The most hilarious part of this to me is the kid managed to actually make his drill sergeant break character and fail to hold back laughter 🤣
lol the pointer did look a bit scared even then he come like a Big Bull hahaha xD
I laugh harder at your reaction than the clips. You remind me of an old boss I had in the Sheriffs Dept. He could tell you how bad you F’ed up by his eyes alone.
"Was that planned? ... Guess not." Absolute favorite line of the video.
That pepper spray guy was just performing his mating call.
I bet the guy in the first video who got his junk crushed won't volunteer to hold taser victims any more LOL!
In 3:14 "Its a machinegun!" The german soldiers was doing short bursts. I was MG3-Machinegunner during active duty, during deployment and i'm now in active reserve too. We learn to hold the bursts short as possible which is not that easy. The MG3 fires 1200r/m by 7.62x51mm and there is just "Safe" and "Fullauto". The best gunners can fire single fire... my best were mostly burst of 3 bullets but not everytime.
We german machinegunners find specially this video funny, just because an american tries to tell an german what a machinegun is. :)
I love your videos.
Greetings from germany.
The first one, she was just looking for something familiar and comforting to hold.
Pepper spray kid is out there with Emma defending our nation from mean words.
I have been pepper sprayed on 5 occasions and never screamed like that dude! lol funny
0:33 Ah yes. Ants.
A former soldier, Specialist Zach Moreland, once talked about doing pushups over a fire ant hill. They crawled in his pants and bit his three best friends to sh*t.
That G Force one looked like a zombie
That’s actually what would happen to us whenever we wake up if our bodies didn’t have that “sleep paralysis” feature to prevent it. It’s like a weird “systems check” the brain does when regaining consciousness to make sure everything is functioning, but doing that when you’re not fully aware of your surroundings is obviously potentially dangerous so when we’re waking up under normal circumstances the body is designed to keep you paralyzed until enough of your brain is awake that you won’t hurt yourself while the rest is waking up.
Jaden Wright Definitely looks like that, but it isn’t. Just the brain checking everything as it comes back online.
@@vinorobWhen the video started, he was at 8 g's
@@iamstarchant2 Missed that my left ear playing up as well.
Travis Young lol yea that’s insane jets over g around 8+
My unit in basic had fun in gas mask training, once we took off our masks we all waited as long as possible in the trailer to see who could stay the longest.
She definitely just used that as an excuse to cop a feel 😂
It’s when he told the drill Sergeant he dropped his Grenade over there that had me laughing, dude how just how.😂😂
I remember my brother went into the army several years ago. Of course he's out now, only did 3 years cause he wanted to start a family, but he had a bunch of great stories to tell. My favorite one is probably on one of their last jumps(airborne) this guy's shoot dididn't open, then his reserve opened too late, and he smacks into the ground basically unhindered. Well these guys are looking at him like "Well fuck, he's dead" until a few seconds later the lucky bastard gets on his feet and runs off to join em
Tazer girl knew exactly what she was doing 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♂️
The German soldier on the .50 was so used to the MG3 so that's why he fired in short bursts.
0:17 .... and that is how I met your mother, kiddo.
Lmao
Thanks for this vid! When my guys do tazer training, I'm having all the vets sing their anthem. As a Medic, that tells me a TON about how medically they are handling the experience. (Consciousness, cognition, etc.). Also helps the person focus on something other than the pain as well. Very good idea! 👍👍👍
My mind set in Marine Corp boot camp back in 1967 was " embrace my pain. Only one way out of the tunnel and that's straight ahead , can't turn back"
Semper Fi
The helicopter was the best part 🤣 "guess that wasn't planned...." *Crashes* guess not
I had a guy like this in boot camp, former Marine. He not only lost 50 pounds in weight, he had his teeth pulled and fitted for dentures, he made the honer marine in the platoon. Was a friend of mine, we lost contact later. 1973.
@ 2:50 you say that wasn't many g's.... i mean my dude that was 7g's almost 8..... thats quite a lot LMAO
preference that with for a pilot. not me.
@Jamesons Travels
Well, let’s say this man weighs about around 200 pounds.
1G is regular weight, so 8 G’s would be his weigh times 8.
That would mean that this guy was experiencing about around *1600 lbs* of force from all those G’s. (Considering my weight assumption was correct)
I don’t see how they do it.
Also, thank you for your service, sir.
I’ve always been shocked at how many people CHOSE to go into THE NAVY AND DONT KNOW HOW TO SWIM!! Literally the one branch that you’ll be surrounded by water