US Marine Reacts to Epic Military Fails (Military Bloopers)
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0:42 it's a drill used during ceremonies like funerals. They had blanks.
Bro the 4 action is in POLAND i Am Pole and i still Don’t have idea what the f*ck they are doing
@@michalbiajgo3778 And blanks can do that when shot from 1-3 ft. That dude was pretty lucky it was only the brim of his beret getting it.
This brings a whole new meaning to SPECIAL FORCES LOL
The tutu solders are Greece traditional military. Haha
Three things that could kill you in a war.
1. Enemy.
2. Faulty equipment.
3. The guy right next to you.
4. Bears
ryan davis Bears?!?
@@Typhoon1515 they're always a threat.
5. Cats
@@I_TheMercenary_I True. If they attack you and you start jumping around in pain, you might actually get shot ;-)
I was a seal, class 149. I spent most of my days sunbathing and catching fish. Occasionally we would all pile on top of each other to keep warm. My team and I were proficient swimmers. Occasionally, we'd get hunted for our fat and meat if we wandered too far north near alaska, but it's all part of being a seal
Thank you for your service. My uncle was also a SEAL. He was deployed to Atlantic City, his MOS was bouncing beach balls on his nose in exchange for fish. He was an inspiration to us all.
@@youtubecensors5419 I think it was a joke, meaning he lieterally was a seal, nothing to do with the armed forces
@@mcpartridgeboy I'm guessing you didn't read my entire post.
@@youtubecensors5419 You should of r/wooshed his ass lmao
@@mcpartridgeboy you got r/whooshed
5:02 It would be funny if this video turns out as an advertisement for unbreakable vases and they do it to show durable they.
sham wow, vase. good for parties at the frat
@@JamesonsTravels That part was Iranian
My Grandfather was a British Army Drill instructor. And he said never underestimate Human Stupidity but at least you can train it out of them eventually. He had So many stories about the lads he had to break and remake into soldiers.
I give a lot of credit to the soldier who had his hat blown off by the guy behind him and kept his composure.
Showed the video to my dad, he said he got a burn on his ear because of a genious with blanks. But during a gun firing exercise not drills.
@@cyborgrat blanks can be deadly. A famous actor in the '80s died playing Russian roulette with a blank in the chamber on a set of a TV show.
Surprising how composed you can look with pants full of shit
Thud Thud the barrel had a sqrib. Had the barrel been cleared nothing would have happened outside of a loud bang.
@@thudthud5423 think Bruce Lee's son died from a blank too.
"Your magazine is upside down, Private"
"Your magazine is empty Private"
but how..?? It was full when I put it in te rifle, what happened?
"Maybe because you have, run out of ammo. Maybe because you have finished all the rounds inside your magazine. So now you can no longer shoot since you ran out of ammo"
"You shot it all Private, your weapon is clear at this time step back to the rear"
"Your magazine is backwards, private."
actually, it happens during the endurance training with 24hrs awake without sleep and continuous all training all-day ..
A lot of recruits probably never handled a gun in their lives before joining, so that kind of mistake isn't too surprising.
5:45 "SIR, WE PRESENT TO YOU, OUR NEW INVENTION - INDESTRUCTIBLE MILITARY GRADE TACTICAL POTS!"
BULLET PROOF VASES
Straight from Iran
*GUNSHOT* *SHATTER*
Hmm Cracked only in half so Pretty tough
That's the same Ceremic they use in Bullet proof vests... It's a Bullet proof Vase.
3:08 hahaha I'm dead! his reaction was hilarious!
If your doing falling back kicks in the military shits gon really bad
😂
“I dropped my grenade somewhere over there!” 😂😂
"Don't worry private. ISIS found it and wants to give it back to you."
Zarelli De Hewston 😂😂😂 the face he made after he said that got me
LOL
orlock20 😂🤣🤣
You watched the video too?
“You shot off all your ammo Private”
“I don’t understand how DS”.
Dude sounds like he’s apologizing for emptying his weapon like he disappointed the Sarge
Ive heard from my great grandfather that after all the training and the small amount of sleep you get you get very disoriented
The DS trying not to laugh is the funniest part
That was staged as a skit. No NCO is letting you go live until you can cycle through all that blindfolded and timed. You don’t hand ammunition to people that dumb. It’s a joke, guys get bored during down time.
I think he has never shot a gun before
@@ED-es2qv or he's just tired
Very late with my comment but here's my story: Live firing training up in the north of Finland, about 40km above Rovaniemi, we are all formed up inside of a trench, firing over the trench at electronic targets from different distances that pop up occasionally. The average temp was between -25° -30°, so the need to unjam your rifle due to moisture turning to ice inside it was frequent, this would always be the cock handle.. One of the motorcycle messengers who was taking part decided it would be a good idea to take his loaded rifle (RK-62) put it butt down, barrel up on the ground and use his foot to kick his handle and cock the gun.. when this was done, his gun AD'd, bullet ricochets off the trench wall in front, flies back and scrapes the side of his friends helmet next to him.
Needless to say, he wasn't allowed to handle a gun after that for the rest of his service 😅
0:22 That guy was lucky only losing his barret instead losing top of his head.
that isnt a live round only a dummy they wont be firing liverounds in a crowded area during a mil parade
@@kiconator0979 Yeah they use blank rounds don't they?
*beret
FTFY
This polish gun salute performed by no honour guard obviously, but random privates from a "round-up". They should load rifle while rest on thigh, rise it and rest and shoulder and the fire. Obviously one of them fired prematurely or had some gun malfunction... And yes they are firing blanks, but still AK blank from close up can leave someone's skull open ...
@@kiconator0979 I've seen someone burned to the bone due to hot dust and tiny metal fragments flying out the barrel, blanks are still very dangerous in close proximity.
The guy that didn't know he ran out of ammo had been in an exercise that had kept him up for almost two days. He's so exhausted he doesn't know what he's doing.
Which is pretty crazy, cuz after about 24hrs of no sleep I felt like, I'd been through a lamb of God mosh pit; no energy and hella tired, and in no mood for conversation. Damn quarantine, keeping me up late, had to go the 24 just to reset the sleep schedule.
The longest I've been up is a little over 2 days and yeah your mind starts to wander, like you can't focus on anything for too long but then sometimes you feel like you can stay up for another 2 days hahaha. ( Edit cuz I now realize it sounds like I was in the military as well and to be clear I've never been)
@@DagonMX i been up longer than that and yes you're mind starts playing games with you're head.but still it's a firearm you don't need intelligence to know the basics of how it works bro lmao
Big Disappointment longest I stayed up was a little over 3 days, not for the military thankfully. In that third day, I was crawling up my stairs because I was tired and I didn’t even know what the hell i was doing or exactly where I was. For that whole third day, it was like I was half asleep.
I did 72 hours straight once. By the 50th hour I was fucked. Could only concentrate on one thing (barely) and only had like 90 degree vision. Was kinda cool but definitely dysfunctional.
Part of the reason why I never tried to join the military is cuz Ik I’d be in this compilation doing something stupid like forgetting to pull the pin or some shit
You would have been fine. These guys are tards.
I’m just waiting for the day I see myself in one of these
Thank you for your service by not serving
Thanks for the free grenade. Sincerely, some isis guy.
@@sebione3576 lmao
5:59 This is not nonsense, it is the Honorary Presidential Guards of Greece
Finna assasinatw em
Prancing about in a dress and shoes with a fluffball. I hope that circus isn't being paid for with taxpayer money.
I mean, if two of them fell out of the formation... literally.
@Yakon you're a feisty little turd aren't you?
@Yakon mans never said that dresses were for women tf?
The way that range master tried so hard not to burst into laughing was the best 10 seconds ever.
That soldier almost got blasted in the back the head. He never would have seen it coming. One sec he's doing a seemingly ceremonial drill and the next he's standing before the Lord....crazy
Private: How did this happen, Lord? God: It was because that guy behind you *had* a bullet in the chamber. And Private so: OH!
The Russians train with real rounds at close range shots by the head in training, they train that way to get the real feel when in battle. Many soldiers get shot and killed because another has shitty aim. There's some videos somewhere showing how they trained. Those Russians do some hardcore shit.
@@_Curanes_Rex Actually it was "only" blanks but at close they're still lethal. Some ppl died that way in the past.
eg. "actor Jon-Erik Hexum played Russian roulette with a .44 Magnum revolver loaded with a blank. The blast fractured his skull and caused massive cerebral hemorrhaging when bone fragments were forced through his brain. (...) he was pronounced brain dead."
No live ammo, it was just the blast...
I think that dude is from lagunari
"In real life, private, there is no auto-reload."
4:05 "Here we go, another retard"
Me: 😂
6:13 imagine that coming at you at the battle field
Yep. Game over. The enemies' asses are kicked. Looks are deceiving at first, but behind the uniform, the true side of the soldier is shown.
I notice a distinguishable difference in the sound and feeling of my rifle when I fire the last round, it's a hollowish sound/feeling. It's definitely a different sound than shooting whith a mag with ammo still in it.
Focus and focus....save your life
aint that the truth. some of the videos are hard to watch.
@@JamesonsTravels Indeed.
How much trouble are they in when they hurt themselves? Not wearing your cover, get sunburnt, that's a paddlin'. Cracking your sternum with an artillery piece, that's a paddlin'. Cracking your coccyx flipping off of a desk, that's latrine duty and a paddlin'.
These are proof of God's existence.. and that he has a sense of humour
Lost my gernade drill Sargent
The dude telling you have no more ammo was trying not to laugh
Other guy: “why?”
Cause he hasnt slept for 3 days
@@bap6te557 No. He specifically joined an infinite ammo lounge.
"How did this happen drill sergeant?" Best line.
.. :D
Looked like they were in cold weather training, at the rifle range the private's mind was frostbiten.
8:06 “Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Yes!”
“Roll over! Bonus!”
I was a line coach to help all the guys on my boat qualify force protection so they can stand armed watched. We had like 20 guys out of a crew of 130 that I feared with weapons in their hands. One guy put the magazines in upside down multiple times throughout his time on the boat. Most of these people I didn’t trust if we ever had an active shooter or something because they sucked, but we needed the watches to be manned whenever we were in port. This is where we are in the Navy now and I’m glad I’m out now. The never ending requirements handed down by big navy are too much to handle and nothing can get done effectively, like training sailors how to properly qualify weapons and force protection scenarios.
12:04 We had two of our guys killed and one critically wounded in a mortar accident in Mali. The grenade exploded in the tube and the two mortar operators had no chance. The defect appeared to be caused by the fact that the mortar shells were not composed of the same parts. The tail parts, the grenade body, and tube parts differed from each other, while the papers stated that it was one and the same type of grenade. The safety was incorrectly set and must ensure that a grenade cannot explode until the grenade has left the firing tube at least 40 meters. But with the faulty party, that distance was set between 75 centimeters and 10 meters. This was a reason to advise that the batch not be put into use. If the military had followed its own security procedures, the accident would not have happened.
I might be just a nobody to you but Rest in Peace to both of them
@@rafiqhazarry2465 What do you care what anyone thinks of you?
You had something thoughtful to say. If someone labeled
you a "nobody' for saying that... THEN WHAT WOULD THAT
MAKE THEM? Then again... if you thought someone would
label you a "nobody"... then maybe you just might be.
@@Seemsayin lol Yeah I got it
@@rafiqhazarry2465 You are NOT a "NOBODY", unless you think you are. I have a sneaking suspicion that you aren't. You were thoughtful enough to reach out, with kind words. That should tell you everything you need to know about yourself. YOU are SOMEBODY. Don't EVER forget it. Got it? Stay safe.
@@Seemsayin you are so beautifully Chaotic that I can't tell if you're angry at him, encouraging him, both, or neither.
I like you.
“I dropped my grenade somewhere over there” imagine if that was the USMC... oh boy the DI would be having a field day
Thought this was the modern US military, as in DI ain't allowed to do shit.
@@redbear2113 that’s only on paper and when the cameras are on😂
13:50 German pack 48
Other guy: bro it just came back and hit me
@Just a normal guy
The thing with that clip is that the dude actually died.
@Just a normal guy But it is true. This things kick back with a tremendous amount of force and are made of hard steel. It sent a grown man flying.
He was treated but sadly didn´t make it.
nope its an south korean art.
First: Pak (Panzerabwehrkanone) not "Pack"! Second: There was no Pak 48! Third: This is south korean army!
In Soviet Russia, howitzer fire you I guess
"What country's forces are that? 'Cause those guys are idiots."
Yeah and the average Marine is the embodiment of intelligence.
I think it’s funny when he called the two guys who fell in unison idiots. If you spent any kind of time in the military everyone has moments like these more often then they like to admit. Of course your buddies make fun of you but these shenanigans(not the ND’s) are just funny and happen to the best of us.
It's actually two dudes from the french army, early 2000's, it's an exercise during boot camp, you are partnered up and you have to cross "ennemy territory" without being spotted by the opfor. It lasted around 48 to 72h. Not used anymore.
No Marine is "average".
The Marines are probably no dumber than your average grunt. You actually have to have a high school diploma to join the Marines unlike the army or navy. The Marines just work and play harder.
@@helmedon Oh please....
the guy getting his hat shot off. . . omg a bad ass didn't flinch or react.
I know a guy who can accomplish that level "I couldn't give less of a fuck" on a regular basis, during an axe throwing lesson my bestie was chosen for a demonstration of how easy axe throwing can be once you practice hard enough. He was placed in front of one of the targets beyond the firing line, the instructor feigned a throw at him so good that I thought he actually threw it for a sec and my friend did not budge one bit. One of the only few ways you can achieve that is be really fuckin suicidal which my bestie is. He is still alive though thank frick.
Stone cold face, with shit in his pants. Kudos.
@@clonechoopa31 I'm not Suicidal but I have No desire to Live either.
I can Vouch for that, I let this Knife Thrower throw 3 Knives at the Same Time inbetween my Legs and Above my Head.
Pierogi Fearless
@@autogyro333 even blank can kill
“How did this happen Drill Sergeant?”
Too much Call Of Duty.
I dunno, even in CoD you're checking your ammo all the time
The reload prompt was turned off in the settings
Private: "How did this happen, Drill Sergeant?"
Drill Sergeant: "Put the rifle down and proceed straight to Catering Corps, private. You're too stupid to be trusted with a firearm!"
You could hear the drill sergeant holding back his laughter.
Man didn’t get the notification to press X to reload
“Maybe because you emptied your mag!”
Private: “how did that happen sir?”
“You fired all your rounds private!”
Private: “oh”
He tho be sleepy
Congrats you watched the vid
That 4 hours of sleep will kick your ass
He sleep deprived fr
Best Laugh Iv'e had this month , the Running away from live rounds were hilarious and the part launching Torpedo just Killed me , a Winner Jameson.
That was an ad for Iranian Pottery, not a military demonstration.
Suuuure , i Did Not Know People See That out side of iran too 😅 F*** Internet
I go get sledgehammer some one set them up if I was going to do something like that in front very one I sure would done try it before I put show on
fr like wtf were those things made out of?! stronger than a Nokia phone.
@@cal5750 that was actually the Nokia Vase Phone. It was discontinued after the wife kept putting flowers in it, Still works tho.
@@s.a4034 You know there are people outside of Iran that can understand Persian, right?
This sort of stuff is not only limited to the military,, we have a lot of Darwin Award candidates down here as well in civvy street.
@Tyler George yea idk what hes tryna prove
If you don't fail you're probably already sitting on your ass
This is FACTS
Adamast
That may be true, but a lot of failure isn’t from a good effort not working out, so much as it is someone being just plain stupid.
Really?
6:35 this is why I love these reactions Hahahahahaha The way he laughs at these guys... it's contagious. haha
Especially the "Scheiße" at the end killed me XD
1:10 As a U.S. Army Chemical Officer in the 1980's, I knew the Mission Oriented Protective Posture (MOPP) gear well. The M-17A1 Protective Mask with the plastic head covering was the one seen in the video. The M-17 Mask did not have the Canteen Tube that allowed you to drink without breaking the seal on your mask. The MOPP Gear itself was an activated charcoal-lined uniform that would take any liquid chemical agent and spread it; hopefully, it kept you from getting the full impact of whatever was out there.
"you're out of rounds private!"
"How?"
"Your magazine is upside-down"
I work in fast food and that describes almost all my coworkers and managers🤣🤣
Yeah man they always load their m1911 wrong
@@haystarr9034 you'd be surprised.
"Why won't this fit in the box?"
"Because, dipshit, you have to open it first."
"....really?"
@@haystarr9034 They were retired in 1985.
I'm suprised someone that dumb got into the military.
And they want $15/hr.
I'm really surprised that guy couldn't pull that tank back up on the trailer.
He almost had it....
@@waynee5603 🤣🤣
@GreyFiveNine😂😂😂😂
@@riforgiate74 he tried tho
GreyFiveNine he needs to pray for allah^2
Your commentaries made this 1000x funnier! Your timing is perfect sir! 🤣 can't stop laughing 🤣
It's going to take week for my sides to start to feel normal after this selection . . . . laughed and laughed so hard . . . thank you for sharing
“How” “because you shot it all private”
"o H . . . ."
*oh...*
“o H . . . .”
The pleasure of UN training missions.
the military should be paying the man who crafted the vase,to make a tank armor.
Wonder if they got executed for not breaking the vase in front of the top Dawgs watching, they looked very thrilled. Haha.
@@yogidemis8513
It's Iran, so they get no sympathy from me.
In fact, I bet Qasem Soleimani is down there in Satan's Backyard right now, wishing his car was made out of the stuff that case was!
Might have stood a chance against the Hellfire which blew his body into confetti...
lol I don't think that vase can take a bullet least a depleted uranium rod
Resident Elect Lmao look at this fucking clown. You show no sympathy to the people of Iran because you think they’re all the same as their government. 🤦🏽♂️
@@azurestocke1592 i dont. but the same can be said for america. many people see countries as entities, and the people are merely its cells. they dont realize that the individual may not think or agree with their governments actions or worse, be aware of them. i am american and i can tell you that i am sure as shit that my government has probably done some terrible things. but i dont know what they are. any guess would merely be in the realm of conspiracy.
I was in so much pain today I couldn't stop crying, UNTIL I saw your video! ROTFL!!! Thank you for making my day!
"I don't understand that kind of training if you're down to flying back kicks in the military, things have gotten really bad." Lmao what a visual.
On this episode of the “very special” forces
the special needs forces
the special education forces
@Joey Rath yeah i know but seeing them trip over or something is kinda funny i really respect them though
Sped Force
“How did this happen drill Sargeant?”.... Well, that’s what happens when you’re so used to cheating, that when you finally try to play legit, you forget there’s no more unlimited ammo 😂😂😂.
Sergeant* don’t blame me I’m just correcting
Thats the xbox generation. Think the rifles have unlimited ammo
Deadpool Lee you can love games and be proficient with weapons
Or u play airsoft where there is like 600 boolets per mag
so freaking funny^^ i cant come over the fackt that this guys are allowed to carry a weappon
Omg the guy that ran out absolutely killed me. And the sgt who was barely able to contain his laughter....Jesus. It's hard to make an instructor laugh.
You KNOW this led to the kid being tortured every single time he had to go shooting after that.
"Hey, Billy, don't forget to load the magazine this time!!!"
"Hey, Billy, remember that switching to your secondary weapon is always faster than reloading!"
"Hey, Billy, if it clicks, try pressing the button that drops the magazine and replacing it with a full magazine."
"Hey, Billy, we were just joking, man, put the gun d--"
Guess they should have left poor Billy alone.
I literally have tears streaming down my cheeks. . . Needed that. Cheers mate.
This guy has the best intros and outros on youtube
Intro: (whatever he’s watching) let’s go
Outro: See ya
Yeah just business no messing around
limited b-roll, intro, or time wasters. I watch enough of that on youtube.
@@JamesonsTravelsyea man the short intros and outros are much appreciated
I too, am a big fan of this man's brevity. I came here to see a Marine laugh at funny shit, and explain what he can. That's exactly what I get. Reaction channels could really learn from this guy.
@@JamesonsTravels Straight to the facts i like that
His face when he said, “I dropped my grenade somewhere over there drill sergeant”
when you realize he is the same one that ran out of ammo.
Ran out of ammo - 1:40
Dropped his grenade - 8:38
@@beldars1223 and he made it. Seen him on the news during the protests.
he knew he was fucked at that point
@@bradyrobinson1035 I'll see if I cant find the video.
Thank you for your service
0:23
That guy almost got shot in the back of the head and didn't even flinch.
Respect
"i dropped my grenade somewhere over there"
*Points at drill sarges legs*
Those 2 recruits i almost pissed myself... what kind of pog as shit was that.... we need to inbed them with the enemy and tell them to actually try to kill us in gun fights.... we wont have to fire a round
@@ryanlee3228 thank McNamara
Some of these guys are more dangerous to their own side than the enemy.
That naval missile firing brings back memories. We had an Asrock missile hang fire on the aft launcher on our carrier. We as Crash Crew had to standby as EOD handled the mishap.
This was a great, hilarious compilation 😆😆 Semper Fi Jamesons Travels 🦅🌎⚓
That “nonsense” is the Greek Evzones (the blokes in white dresses) they wear the dress of historical Greek fighting units who fought the Ottoman Empire. They are now members of the ceremonial Greek Presidential Guard who guard the tomb of the unknown soldier.
They would be better off in hoplite armour for tradition and practicality.
@@biggussdickuss5184 why tho they just stand there they dont defend anything this is not our army its supposed to be a memory to the people that fought in 1821
@B J Did the us military employ cowboys in the 19th century?
Πες τα ρε αδερφέ ....
B J they should actually do that though or maybe WWII uniforms but that sound good though actually
One of the recruits in my platoon broke his cheek bone, looking down the sights and shooting a G3 (German military 1998). The biggest fail I saw in my time in the army.
Wounds like this happened a lot during shooting G3. If you are not well prepared for recoil it may hit your cheek or even eye next to a painful shoulder.
I have seen more than on like that. Especially scope eye.
It directly indicates who need more rifle training ;-)
This is the kind of fun we had with both Americans and other allies who were on joint exercise in Norway. Back then we used G3, so letting foreigners soldiers shoot it from standing position if they are trained only with 5.56mm was often hilarious. Of course there were some who were either perceptive of your forward leaning stance or maybe had experience with sharpshooter or battle rifles of 7.62mm caliber before.
I must say I do not really miss the G3, but that is probably because I am a designated MG3 gunner in a national guard now. It's greater mass absorbs recoil so well.
@@oditeomnes Yes, recoil of MG3 is really not noticeable (prone and bipod). Furthermore single shot is possible with a bit practice on pulling the trigger carefully. Shooting MG3 on gold status was very easy for me. G3 was not, but it also depends on sight calibration. We had some which were way off and one or two shots were needed to find the correct aiming point. G36 is a toy compared to G3, but getting a marksman badge can be done with far less training and skill.
"tripped over his clog" oh God, too funny~!
The dude on the camel my favourite! 🤣🤣🤣
About this Polish army "headshot" video. These are Polish honor guard soldiers, who are drilling for ceremony. The ammo was blank when shot was fired.
still the guy did not flinch. that was enough to freak most people out with his cover getting thrown off his head.
@@JamesonsTravels Crapped his shorts in style, wouldn't you say?
@@JamesonsTravels The guys in tutu's are the Greek Presidential Guard in ceremonial dress at the tomb of the unknown soldier. They are Evzones
Except those were slovak soldiers not polish.
deity. co have a good look once again at their right arm... see the flag “slovak boy”?
would freak me out to be in the same training as these fools dropping their grenades somewhere.
That scene from In the Army Now.
"Pull the pin. Throw the grenade."
Pauley Shore's character pulls and throws the pin and drops the grenade at his feet.
@@nathanlewis5682 THANK YOU I was not the only one who went right to that scene, haha.
@@decler-gt7nu I'm pretty sure most people wouldn't through the grenade a foot backwards like some of these guys...
@@decler-gt7nu maybe they shouldnt be fools then and take the training seriously haha.
@@georgethompson913 Iam pretty shaw it was a flash bang 'but ied gladly stand corrected if iam wrong 'as was on the Tilt when I commented, haha I could of been refering to. a different clip
Military fails videos are always awesome, funny and hilarious 😂 because militaries are known for their strict discipline and standards and when these kind of failure happen then anything could be happen. Funny but as well as dangerous too.😎
"Your weapon is clear at this time private!"
Had me rolling 🤣
The discharge was from a funeral drill. They were blanks, his berret just fell from gasses.
Blanks can still kill bud
What paxx said. You don't believe him, google jon erik hexum. Hopefully google will get the spelling right.
@@pickingwithdick4240 you can have stoppers inside the barrel. They're kinda like shotgun chokes and are usually used in theatrical work.
@@pickingwithdick4240 Bright orange, or at least they were in 1992, and had a screw/bolt to help secure them in place.
@@VulpisFoxfire if it's not screwed down, gas will leak and the rifle won't cycle a new round in.
Even the drill instructor couldn’t help but laugh when he asked him how could this happen there’s only so many rounds that will fit in that magazine
They shouldn't be so easy on the ones fucking up. They'll be the weak links that break the chain, no matter how strong the other bia's are..
The navy missile fail gets me laughing every time. Most of these were funny to watch.
half the clips my reaction is "but WHY??"
that last one with the artillery: even I know not to stand behind it!
If one of those guys throws a grenade at you, just pull the pin out and throw it back 😆
I thought they stopped that mcnamaras morons thing?
The timer resets when you throw it back.
@@datadavis Lmao no. They don't call it that anymore though. US government will never stop sending dumb kids off to die.
@@zackbobby5550 don’t you needlike a high school diploma or an average gpa or something to join the military.
@@empollonamericano328 Officially they say you need at least a 2.5, but I personally knew kids that didn't have that and joined every branch. Also, even if they get strict about it, getting a high school diploma in the US is NOT hard at all. Most schools practically hand them out these days. There was this kid that literally didn't show up to our senior year because he was always out getting high and he walked on graduation night. US school standards are the lowest in the developed world. Actually, they're even some of the lowest in the undeveloped world too. I have friends in literal 3rd world countries who's teachers got paid more than they do in the US. Their school is harder and their college programs are generally better as well. But yeah sorry about the rant to more directly answer your question, technically yes, in practice they'll take anybody.
Royal Marines tripping over the road way.
You sure? doesn't look like them.
@@dbdb9334 My brother is in the RN and was attached briefly to the RM's and actually knows one of those guys, these two have be ribbed in the mess ever since the vid was posted.
@@shanesimpson3455 Ok.
real? i think thats german soldiers...hear the plastic sound when the "weapons" drop on street ;-)
@@MrFogwolf I thought it looked like a eastern country or maybe Canada.
knows how to be wise and not just judgemental, but reacts to videos like this and can have a good laugh i really learned alot from you thanks for becoming a content creator and breathing some life back into this wasteland of a platform we call home ❤️
I remember going to the range with a friend and we gave him an ak and he put every round backwards in the magazine for minutes he was trying to figure out why the bolt doesn't go forward
“ If you’re down to doing flying kicks in the military, shits gone really bad.”Lmao
As someone who was Army Infantry, I'm never surprised to see recruits or even Soldiers who have been in a long time not know how to even load an M16/M4 when they are non-infantry. I'm talking about 1:40 in the video. Whatever their day to day job is like cook, clerk, supply etc.. they eventually forget how to load or even remember that you can run out of ammo. Sad but true..
When I was in the army there was like a truck driver at the rifle range. He shot his target but had for some reason loaded up a full magazine. The order came to clear the weapon, and he didnt do it properly. Gun was ak-47. He racked the charging handle and only afterwards released the magazine, so there definitely was a cartridge in the chamber. I was behind the guy and notified him about it, so danger was averted though.
@@steelpanther88 Which is why a smart person racks the slide multiple times.
The Army does a shitty job of reinforcing basic rifle use if you are not an 11B. Those cooks, clerks, supply guys see an empty M16/M4 a few times a year but only go to the range once a year for weapons qual.
You guys gotta get you're legendary bandana. Unlimited ammo.
LukeL007 more like why a smart person pulls the magazine out before racking the slide.
lol, accidents and mistakes happen as everyone is only human and they are hilarious to watch (as long as it’s someone else and not you), lol.
That last one was WOW
polish guy here, sorry for bad english
in relation to mishap shown at 30sec
that was a mishap during gun salute at someone funeral if I remember correctly.
They used blanks... but it was enough to nock off this hat, beret, what its called
Scary sh-t. The amazing part is the guy got his cover shot off and did not flinch.
@@007eightball still sound and his hat falling off
@@007eightball blanks are not harmless.
Unfortunately there are people killed by blanks because people don't understand that blanks still put out a lot of gas pressure and a paper wad that can be deadly at very short range. The real sad ones are people that have accidentally killed themselves or others by wanting to prank someone by shooting themselves or others in the head with a blank.
@@Razzy1312 an actor was killed that way. Forgot his name but it caused brain trauma and killed him. Of course he put directly to his head, but still.
What's next?
Hey drill Sargent.... I lost the nuke detonator in the enemy building
If it's about nukes, then I am sure it's more of an General and President thing.
Mr.President! I left the nuke launch case in Syria in yesterdays visit...
ahahaha
Sergeant* just correcting
What a bunch of Compacting Spienter Jags
just wanted to thank you for sharing. I really needed a good laugh. Some of these you had to wonder if they had taken their brains out before the day started.
The guy got his Beret shot off. They were using BFA on their rifles. Those were not live rounds.
Well they were technically live rounds...Blanks are live rounds they have propellant and a primer they just don't have a bullet. They are still considered live rounds and blanks can still harm people - Class 1.4 Explosive .
I've seen a guy bleeding from his ears during a training accident in a bunker assault, where Para-Minimi loosed a long burst about 10 inches from a guys head. Tinitus for life. The gunner didn't see him, and dangerously put the muzzle through a firing slit on a Platoon attack and let rip. Also you can get burns and metal slivers from the end of a BFA.
So if there were real bullets, this guy's head would have exploded in front of cameras
@@joebenzz A blank will still totally put a hole in someone with just the blank, trust me. I've had friends in film tell horror stories about others playing with blanks trying to show someone , they put it up to their skull, and it blows their brains out.
@@deathcube7255 Yep that happened to Jon-Erik Hexum. A similar situation also happened with Brandon Lee, Bruce Lee's son, although in Brandon's case it was caused by a squib load that was dislodged by a blank during filming and killed him. Sad and easily avoidable.
@@Dankalank I thought they accidentally used real bullets, thinking they were blanks?
5:42 the general started actually getting entertained at their embarrassment, lol
I’m now subscribed, that was good content!
“How did this happen, Drill Sargent?”
Lol
I was laughing so hard at that XD
I can totally see me saying that tbh
“What country is this” came out of my mouth on every other clip.
my questions capture videos without laughing their a-s off.
Jamesons Travels hahah
Mostly america
The country is Iraq and Russia the two worst country!😂😂
@@rhyseaker5870 Agree (im from ukraine)
Shame I missed this the first time around. Thanks for this, I really need something to laugh at today ;) The marching soldiers with the pom-poms on their boots are Greek, poor sods. Imagine the indignity of marching in public with those on AND falling flat on your arse.
I laughed so hard when he said, "Dude on a tutu." 🤣
I'm a former Russian marine. And during his service, I had to see a huge number of jokes. Every day something new🤣
Peace be with you, brother🤝
"take me to Russia, I wanna drive a tank...." Hilarious song. Awesomely humorous videos. You guys have got a real sense of humor; most excellent!
@@hauntedhunter8377 thank you))
Hey we speak another language but I can tell you that we always capitalize Marine and that you should. Always. I believe you when you say it I tell you this out of respect and to maintain that mutual respect.
@@snakeenjoyingacanofbeans5219 I apologize. We just have a completely different grammar.
@@heathen7660 Not sure why he (Snake-) said that, it's a pretty erroneous comment by him. We all understood what you said, clear as day. Honestly, not capitalizing Marine (particularly in a TH-cam comment section) isn't a big deal at all. Ive honestly never even heard anyone say that in my life to be honest.
You didn't need to apologize to him, but you are very polite and that is admirable. With that said, do not feel discouraged. This is the internet after all.
Peace be with you as well.
I was at the range this person loaded the bullets in backwards. Another time I was gonna shoot and the staff gave me 45 rounds instead of 9mm
My lord. I don’t get even. Even someone who never fired a weapon before it’s like putting a key in a car. Only works on way.
Maybe the guy was use to shooting a Boberg XR9S? I doubt it but I'm trying to give them every benefit of the doubt.
@@JS-qi1ou yeah, let's be real, those guys couldn't shoot a nasty glare, far less a firearm. I've never shot a real M4, but it should be blindingly obvious the pointy bit on the cartridge goes towards the enemy.
Omg the guy who couldn't figure out why his rifle wouldn't fire 😂👍
Even the drill instructor was trying not to crack up laughing! Lmao
your reactions are the best
"if you have to flying back kick someone in the military shits gone really bad" - quality breakdown, lol!
We had a guy on our initial rifle qualification who was closing his right eye, which was the one lined up behind the rifle.....
My boy had 🦅 vision he ain’t need the scope!!!
fuck them iron sights how about no sights
@@kyrilkolarov 360 no scope, slip, and shoot comrade in foot
Will dig my grave right away😂😂😂😂
MOPP gear was a cloth and charcoal lined suit with rubber gloves and over boot liners. They used to turn coffee stain BDUs black.
I can’t imagine being in a tank flipped over like wtf can you do
Only thing you can do is use a wrecker to pick it up
Go out the bottom hatch?
EastSide 14 there’s a bottom hatch ?
@@bootyslayer2868 I'm pretty sure there is, for emergencies
Now imagine being in an armored vehicle with the turret traversed so you can't leave the turret, and it falls into a river, upside-down. Trapped as it begins to fill with water.
one word to scare your buds in a training:
*BAD. 'NADE.*
That's 2 words though?
@@codyratelle5464 r/woooosh
"I dropped my grenade over there somewhere" LOL~!
After this i cant feel my stomach from laughing