Bill Engvall-Spending Time Together

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  • Bill Engvall's stand up of him and his wife spending time together hunting and whale watching.
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  • @kennethneece4838
    @kennethneece4838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The bit where Bill said, that’s a 60ft animal, we’re in a 6ft rubber raft! We’re a bath toy!😄😄😄😄

  • @user-oh8vg1ld3l
    @user-oh8vg1ld3l 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Taking the wife deer hunting is my most favorite joke… just imagining that happening just blows my mind and makes my ribs hurt.. lolololol

  • @debrabaird633
    @debrabaird633 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If Bill didn’t have such a sweet accent I don’t know if his delivery would be so successful He’s priceless 🌺

  • @kennethneece4838
    @kennethneece4838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy are two of the best comedians that are really funny! 😄😄😄

  • @zzchilizz01
    @zzchilizz01 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bill kills me he is so funny and his face it kills me

  • @shifrabaila4074
    @shifrabaila4074 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As I was laughing out loud, I was thinking at the same time how much harder I would have laughed if I could have seen his expressive face at the same time.

  • @walterbriggs272
    @walterbriggs272 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These guys have the best stories and so funny cause I can relate. Never take your 5 year old daughter deer hunting or fishing that will be a lost cause!

  • @susanbonser3029
    @susanbonser3029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Without a doubt one of my favorite comedians, the the expressions on his face make me laugh

  • @Macsrus5
    @Macsrus5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loved you on Last Man Standing ✌🏼

  • @ronnieanderson6603
    @ronnieanderson6603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He is the best makes my day.

  • @barbara-ty4gh
    @barbara-ty4gh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love Bill I messed up an said jeff cus I been watching both of them all night! It's now 7:15 am an I have to stop an get some sleep plus my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!!!!! he's so funny!!

  • @claraht.6999
    @claraht.6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    There's only one of HIM, He's a blessing.

  • @denisehedden5108
    @denisehedden5108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    🙃I love this Man he's so crazy funny he can make me laugh when no one else can🙃☝️

  • @kellicunningham3975
    @kellicunningham3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "He blew his nose on us!" Hilarious!!

  • @vh6307
    @vh6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know....... I know.......ya gotta love her!!! May God protect u from your possible thoughts when Bill's wife scared that deer away!!!🙈😅🙋🏾‍♀️

  • @JennyMcMaster-mj7fd
    @JennyMcMaster-mj7fd หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've heard many of these stories/jokes and I'm dying laughing...still funny no matter how many times you've heard them. Whale Snot...Deer Hunting...I've got to pee!❤

  • @andrewweidner7494
    @andrewweidner7494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These pics are on point with the stories

  • @margiemendoza3022
    @margiemendoza3022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Love you Bill! Was very depressed but this is so funny!!! Thank you so much!!!

    • @eledhwenmare2403
      @eledhwenmare2403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hope you’re doing better. I have trouble with that too. Bill snaps me out of it.

  • @cierakitty
    @cierakitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It's whale snot ! ! Gotta love it

  • @crystalfranklin3608
    @crystalfranklin3608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I don't want a ged.'😂

  • @WyndhamCrest
    @WyndhamCrest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Bill is my favorite comedian! His Thunderbird story is hilarious :)

    • @bigroy38
      @bigroy38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wyndham Crest Roger!

    • @Zzekk38
      @Zzekk38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen to that!

    • @dianedizayee5211
      @dianedizayee5211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love Bill!

  • @marciaolson5708
    @marciaolson5708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude, how come we can’t see you perform? It’s no fun without it!😏😏😏

  • @marywollenhaupt2502
    @marywollenhaupt2502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I knew " Bill I have to pee" was coming!

  • @meaghangalvin3355
    @meaghangalvin3355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wish he would do more shows!!!
    🌎🌏🔍👀🤔😄

  • @tammysample4693
    @tammysample4693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love deer hunting...covered in camo...with my husband every year!

    • @leighmills2149
      @leighmills2149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes honey!!! Us country girls who love to hunt, aren't afraid to pee in the woods, and can field dress a deer are rare gifts from God!

  • @Brenda0312F
    @Brenda0312F 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love how you tried to find expressions to match the story! Haha GREAT JOB!, 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @cherylrogers6941
    @cherylrogers6941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Your stuff never gets old,my Mom and Dad had this on DVD but It's still funny and I've seen It all before!!

  • @jimmym7922
    @jimmym7922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love this joke this is one of my favorite

  • @shelliematter2503
    @shelliematter2503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The reason my husband won't take me hunting 😂😂😂😂 I will eat it, but don't take me to shoot it.

  • @kellienicolebrooksschettin6598
    @kellienicolebrooksschettin6598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey thank for the love keep us laughing and unloading....every body needs raffs....good raffs....ha hah...potzi u so funny....I'm old....

  • @shirefernandez8826
    @shirefernandez8826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That buck wasn't only going to be my mantle piece but also my good eating for one month of winter WITH buck jerky

  • @sandralangworthy7863
    @sandralangworthy7863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love him

    • @sunrisemoth3055
      @sunrisemoth3055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fact that I'm related to this man is amazing.

  • @paigedavis5863
    @paigedavis5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This would be my parents my dad is the hunter and my mom is not that way she loves animals and bugs 😂😂 they are still happily married ❤

  • @billbeliakoff5589
    @billbeliakoff5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Why do they put those signs up ? Deer can't read" That could've have easily been followed up with a "here's your sign".

    • @teresareichek6000
      @teresareichek6000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea, then he's sleeping on the couch for a week.

    • @billbeliakoff5589
      @billbeliakoff5589 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@teresareichek6000 He must sleep on the couch a lot because he's used his wife in his routines a few times.

    • @teresareichek6000
      @teresareichek6000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billbeliakoff5589 using her in his routine is not the same as blatantly calling her stupid.

    • @billbeliakoff5589
      @billbeliakoff5589 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@teresareichek6000 It could've been a one time thing pointing out that even our loved ones have moments of stupidity, not a way of saying she does stupid things on a regular basis.

  • @terrykramer9641
    @terrykramer9641 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yes run deer run!!

  • @tracieandthecrazyturtle477
    @tracieandthecrazyturtle477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What time do they show up? Lost it 🤣😆😆

  • @victoriasmith1724
    @victoriasmith1724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you my Dear

  • @denisehedden13
    @denisehedden13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hilarious just too funny

  • @meaghangalvin3355
    @meaghangalvin3355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love this guy!
    🌎🌏🔍👀🤔😄

  • @diedrapayne6202
    @diedrapayne6202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So that wasn't my husband ?? I divorced him for pushing me outta that thing ! Gotta go...I need to make a phone call...25 years late, but....you are so funny and make me remember good times !

  • @86SCEdriver
    @86SCEdriver 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Best on yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @user-hp2mx8qr8b
      @user-hp2mx8qr8b 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Find Оut Hоw To Undеerstаnd Yоur Maaaan Here => twitter.com/ebc44ac1da3c839ff/status/804693412402241537 Bill Engvall Spending Time TTTТogеther

    • @christabelprost2291
      @christabelprost2291 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Wilks x

  • @graysonsvacsandmowers5426
    @graysonsvacsandmowers5426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Surf boy: Do you know what would like totally make my day?
    Bill: A G.E.D.?
    Surf boy: No, no dude, I don't want a ged.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of his best ones here 😂

  • @barbarabrennan1753
    @barbarabrennan1753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What time deer show up. I don't know. He didn't return my call.

  • @tracezachdaniels4264
    @tracezachdaniels4264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    SO SHWEEEETTT...much love Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO.[the music worldwide}

  • @codyjames1054
    @codyjames1054 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:46 YEAH!!!!

  • @ljtlove4519
    @ljtlove4519 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    On my first and last deer trip, I talked the entire time on purpose. No deer were harmed on that trip.

  • @denisehedden13
    @denisehedden13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmao this is Awesome

  • @rosehathaway3490
    @rosehathaway3490 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always Funny!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @jenniferdelay9669
    @jenniferdelay9669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    U just wait till daddy comes home

  • @alanmacification
    @alanmacification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What about the town council lady who wanted a deer-crossing sign moved because it was too close to her house.

  • @ellarealestate
    @ellarealestate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome! I want to see the video though! Where is it? 👍👍❤️❤️❤️

  • @kathysmith6413
    @kathysmith6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    at least she did not yell run, Bambi, run as my friend's Aunt did
    EDIT: well she did not say Bambi

    • @almostalwayson4408
      @almostalwayson4408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She did say " he looks like Bambies dad in the movie, then she said run deer run run "

    • @kathysmith6413
      @kathysmith6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@almostalwayson4408 seems to be a universal thing. my friend was hunting in BC Canada soooo. i wonder who else has had this happen?

  • @jenniferdelay9669
    @jenniferdelay9669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Never go in a women's purse

  • @GroceryStoreStories101
    @GroceryStoreStories101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's quiet, Kinda LOLOLOLOL

  • @kellienicolebrooksschettin6598
    @kellienicolebrooksschettin6598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey Bill are gonna ever do anymore...here s your sign or are u tired of it and not doing it anymore....you are so good at the delivery and facial,and the timing it never gets old...well for us the fans....cough arghgg,does everyone think that Bill should do dancing with the stars again,who's with me show of hands....just joking that was a great story...how many studios do u gots now...can't keep track,u riot thanks I'm not a good texter so I didn't get the DWTS...but who cares,JK,I should say nothing because my dad just stopped ROLLER DANCING....at 70 ish...he's 85 now....thanks

  • @jenniferdelay9669
    @jenniferdelay9669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Leaving soon wonder why

  • @conniecarroll7222
    @conniecarroll7222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you take someone hunting make damn sure they know the rules.I'm amazed at how stupid people can be.

  • @maheshtedlapu1786
    @maheshtedlapu1786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can anyone please explain GED joke

  • @barbarabrennan1753
    @barbarabrennan1753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This pic makes him look like the love child of Jack Nicholson and

  • @kendallhockeriv
    @kendallhockeriv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She was dressed to drive the deer to ya. Like all go animal drivers, she makes lots of noise.

  • @Zman_1123
    @Zman_1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always puke if I go on a whale watching excursion.

  • @anitaalyabiev
    @anitaalyabiev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What time do they show up??

    • @ClayMorrow91
      @ClayMorrow91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‘I, uh...I don’t know. They didn’t return the phone call to set up the meeting!! Now please be quiet.’

  • @davethm75
    @davethm75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And this is why you teach your woman to hunt before actually doing so

  • @olgarhodes1648
    @olgarhodes1648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😝😝😝

  • @DarkLord-rf4mq
    @DarkLord-rf4mq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If she wanted to see whales should've taken her to McDonalds u can see all kinds of them there for free

    • @ryanlarson4720
      @ryanlarson4720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg.... this made my laugh

  • @run4funorgo4dough
    @run4funorgo4dough 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where's the effin' video? No video = downvote