The Coke Zero story

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  • can't wait to read the comments on this one lmfao
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    Stream date: 07-10-2023
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  • @RealLatinGeek
    @RealLatinGeek ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    "cognitive resonance" is when you smack NL's bald head and it rings like a perfect brass bell

  • @EbolaBearr
    @EbolaBearr ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "Your whole fucking store is outside food and drink!" That killed me, +2

  • @Darckseyes
    @Darckseyes ปีที่แล้ว +255

    He’s done this bit so many times now and he gets angrier every time😭

    • @GoldenAura32
      @GoldenAura32 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TIP THE BUILDING?!

    • @adamthedog1
      @adamthedog1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GoldenAura32need to make sure the plaza landlord gets his cut too!

  • @LunchmeatLeo
    @LunchmeatLeo ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "now my coke zero is sitting outside" is just such a funny sentence to me

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      who up zeroing they coke outside rn

  • @Simple_City
    @Simple_City ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The Sysco truck has me rolling. That's almost definitely what they do, too. I'm a purchasing agent at a high end resort with multiple restaurants on property. I am the one in charge of ordering the food for these restaurants. Almost everything comes frozen from Sysco or US Foods. Basically all the kitchen staff has to do is put it all together. That doesn't mean that it doesn't taste amazing, because it does, but that pasta came in a huge bag of frozen pasta, that sauce is made with frozen sun dried tomatoes, and that bread on the side was frozen at the beginning of the day.

  • @user-wr2gk7wm5u
    @user-wr2gk7wm5u ปีที่แล้ว +147

    +2 for the +0 calorie drink

  • @pyritepanx
    @pyritepanx ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The tipping joker has logged on

  • @peterjohn4992
    @peterjohn4992 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    It's interesting seeing nl's conversion from pro-tip to anti-tip

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  ปีที่แล้ว +114

      its like he knows if you go against tipping, the internet will crucify you but it really is atrocious in some situations nowadays

    • @astrangeodor
      @astrangeodor ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I have made this transition for the exact same reasons. You get prompted for a tip after going through self checkout now, its a giant scam

    • @mitchellhoward3209
      @mitchellhoward3209 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's the world that changed, brother

    • @sophiarose8541
      @sophiarose8541 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Man but now it’s affecting my broke barista ass when everyone looks at me like a subhuman for asking for a tip after meticulously hand-making their giga sandwich and specialty drink

    • @adryxele9080
      @adryxele9080 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@sophiarose8541 the thing is though, that's an issue with the employment, I am not from a country with tipping, and it always just seems like it's an excuse for an employer to pay employees poorly.

  • @k-nun
    @k-nun ปีที่แล้ว +356

    When I grow up I want to have 1% of NL's spite and hater energy

    • @sniggleboots
      @sniggleboots ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I want to have 1% of his eloquence and wit

    • @ZorroLocoStudios
      @ZorroLocoStudios ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@sniggleboots I want to have 1% of his massive forehead

    • @sniggleboots
      @sniggleboots ปีที่แล้ว +28

      0.04Head

    • @probablyanadult7354
      @probablyanadult7354 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh: would you rather have 1% of nl's energy or 10% more happiness. But your dick is smaller

    • @measuringband
      @measuringband 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@sniggleboots+2

  • @jockcox
    @jockcox ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I'm with him here. It's not like the food inspector was going to walk in any moment and close the place down because there was a can of coke in the building.

    • @KissMyCorpse
      @KissMyCorpse ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I would've chugged the coke zero right then and there and then ask them to throw away the bottle (I wouldn't actually do this. that is too confrontational for me)

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@KissMyCorpse I would. I remember I was in a class eating a sandwich and my teacher told me to put it away somewhere. They turned back around and asked where I put the sandwich. I said, "In my stomach" and was kicked out of the classroom lol

    • @panikk2
      @panikk2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@KissMyCorpsereal (I'm afraid)

  • @morganabird873
    @morganabird873 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    In my experience as someone who's worked a fair bit of food service, 99% of the time policies like "no outside food" and the like are just fucking shortsighted idiot rules made up by moronic owners who stumbled into owning a business merely due to having wealth and then proceed to basically just cause problems. Then cashiers and waiters just get forced to enforce those rules becasue they'll get passive aggressively reminded of the rules if they let things slide. Shit is rampant in the industry I stg.

    • @xaf15001
      @xaf15001 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It probably started because some guy wanted a good place to sit at but not order anything from.

    • @cyanthrope
      @cyanthrope 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      100% the kind of rule that a higher up thinks looks good on paper but they've never worked on the ground level to see how that would work in practice

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon ปีที่แล้ว +79

    In Germany, cafes and such will also ask for no self-bought drinks and eating being brought in (because they don't want you to just eat and drink your pre-bought stuff and basically just use their chairs to hang out which could have gone to paying customers instead), but if you put the stuff in your bag and just don't take it out in the store, it's always fine.

    • @invention64
      @invention64 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah it was kinda stupid for NL to put the drink outside, you just can't have it in there.

    • @DASding148
      @DASding148 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Und die verkaufen Coke Zero

    • @apoiio
      @apoiio ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@invention64-2

    • @wilkic2
      @wilkic2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s the same in the US

    • @PlsDontReadThis123
      @PlsDontReadThis123 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@wilkic2random crazy store in canada lol

  • @Morflow_
    @Morflow_ ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Tipping on Takeout? Tipping on FRONT-DESK ORDERING? I thought everybody ignored those. No wonder people have been writing articles about tipping fatigue. People don't stand up and say that's stupid! We came to a consensus as a NA society that only 4 sectors got tips: wait staff, drivers/parkers, barbers, and cleaners. Going beyond that is only asking for trouble.

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what do you mean by drivers/parkers? like valets or delivery drivers?
      and i agree, i already don't like tipping these services but it's at least well established precedence (also delivery drivers if that's what you meant)
      if you're tipping on pick up orders then you're a doormat, beaten down by the simple act of people asking you for more money than you expected

    • @wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045
      @wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I clean and I've never seen a tip in my life. Of course the people don't actually have to see me, so I get it.

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The ideal solution would be for companies to just, y'know, pay their workers. Doordash is my main gig and an easy 60% of my income is from customer tips, not being paid by the actual company contracting my work. I have never and will never beg anyone for a tip, whether over the phone or in person, but I always appreciate it when they are given. Pro tip: Always tip in cash if possible, since Doordash is known to play fucky-wucky with tips and pockets a lot of the extra money themselves, or hands it off to sweeten bad orders for other drivers. If you hand your driver a cash tip, it's theirs and [depending on how civics-minded they are or are not] they might not even report it on their taxes. [pay your taxes, kids. it would certainly be a shame if someone came away from this comment thinking that it's cool to not pay taxes. that's the last thing I would ever want.]

    • @azugn5739
      @azugn5739 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Phoenix0F8ok fed

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@azugn5739 no, citizen, I too love the principles of freedom and liberty, I may even be in a militia, I am certainly not a federal operative. no I am not wearing long sleeves to hide my glowing skin. Would you like to read some Ayn Rand with me?

  • @BuddyCrotty
    @BuddyCrotty ปีที่แล้ว +19

    NL going from an irl Curb bit to a I Think You Should Leave Coke shilling fantasy....just gold

  • @SLCclimber
    @SLCclimber ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the "ANOTHER LIQUID" message in chat sent me

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The pharmacy asks for a tip. In the UK, prescription drugs are a set price no matter what it is. My pharmacist just says, press the red button and then tap your card.

    • @SpookyDoobs
      @SpookyDoobs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must be in England because in Wales that shits free (for now).

    • @meirl5700
      @meirl5700 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpookyDoobs i had to double check that when i read it as im in england and thought that prescription charges were UK universal but yeah youre right only england, would say its weird that it isnt universal but i think says a lot about the state of the UK at the minute.

    • @yaboykirby7789
      @yaboykirby7789 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Australia my local pharmacist charges a fee for writing a signature (for if you want to get a type of ID or something).
      Is this something that happens in other countries?

  • @Valter__
    @Valter__ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you NL and Library for these videos. I've been having a very hard week and will be having a very hard time in the near future trying to get out of this sudden depression. I have already contacted a psychologist, so hopefully I can go back to normal by summer.
    These compilations rock and I've enjoyed to watch them the last three days. Thank you for the smiles and the laughters.

  • @zenorkjdp
    @zenorkjdp ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the man is there to buy you don't gotta sell him beverage DLC

  • @papabaddad
    @papabaddad ปีที่แล้ว +48

    No outside food or drink should never be enforced on a paying customer who is buying other stuff. If someone is bringing in mcdonalds and just eating at your tables, sure, but someone bringing a drink and buying food or vice versa should be fine

    • @mms4382
      @mms4382 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unfeasible to enforce and creates a mess.

    • @Themrsnappyify
      @Themrsnappyify ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@mms4382 idk then cry about it

  • @Zebresh1
    @Zebresh1 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Tipping is not a thing in my country, you tip a couple of dollars in rare occasions when you feel like it or to round off a bill. I understand that tipping in north america is basically required because they don't pay waiters but it sounds like tipping anyone is just a scam, they are going to stop paying every minim wage worker altogether and have them rely on tips.
    Personally I wouldn't tip out of principle to not promote this, but maybe I don't get it. So to summarize: NL based

    • @legion999
      @legion999 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It is a scam by the business owners

    • @SirToastyToes
      @SirToastyToes ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yup restaurants can pay less than minimum with the argument that tips make it more than minimum. This way the restaurant doesn't have to pay full wage and the customers have to tip or they're the assholes

    • @HawkOfGP
      @HawkOfGP ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've never tipped in my life. And I'm not cheap!

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the argument against not tipping is that "you are paying servers less" but the law in america is that tipped jobs will still get paid minimum wage if the tips aren't enough. so if you don't tip, you (in some way) contribute to someone getting paid minimum wage which is unlivable in many states
      that being said, i only tip at sit-down restaurants, everywhere else can go screw themselves. if people have issues with me not tipping they should ask their bosses why they're getting paid minimum wage instead of being mad at me!

    • @JohnDoe-xm1ir
      @JohnDoe-xm1ir ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@legion999 It's also a perfect scam because they turn the primary victims, the employees against the secondary victims, the customers by making the employees hate customers who don't want to tip. Meanwhile, the business owners save money by paying their employees less and get to partially shift the responsibility for it.

  • @humdi
    @humdi ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can’t wait until the self checkout machine asks me to leave a tip

  • @uiron5755
    @uiron5755 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "THE BUILDING???"

  • @primal9238
    @primal9238 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yeah... too many people in managerial roles (regardless if they're being compensated for it, many get used as managers without ever being given the title or paid) just take policy way too strictly.
    It's like people who drive into a pond because the GPS told them to. We need to teach critical thinking more.

  • @zerazerazerazerazerazerazera
    @zerazerazerazerazerazerazera ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This has to be a Curb Your Enthusiasm bit

  • @sloopdop
    @sloopdop ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Hi Mr. Librarian, have a good day Mr. Librarian

  • @CaioVictor20101
    @CaioVictor20101 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    the tip thing is so funny to me as a non-america like why the fuck would i pay extra? if you want more money just raise the price of the thig

    • @thomascheckie2394
      @thomascheckie2394 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      In America they raise the prices and also ask for bigger tips. They tell me that if we raise our minimum wage, prices will go way up, but prices have been going way up for years and wages haven't increased.

    • @Chewio_
      @Chewio_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomascheckie2394 merica baby 🦅🇺🇸

  • @fclp67
    @fclp67 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    okay but can we talk about the outro song rendition of say it ain't so by wheezer

  • @Reverie0_0
    @Reverie0_0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is gold

  • @oat1000
    @oat1000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This feels like a Seinfeld bit

  • @Mindofthequill
    @Mindofthequill ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NL would be blown away by how much can actually be made by a small crew if he watched the パンものがたりBread Story youtube channel

  • @adrianharrell-dz9hb
    @adrianharrell-dz9hb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the conclusion has the same energy as a seinfeld skit and i love it

  • @methanesulfonic
    @methanesulfonic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    >coke zero
    oh no, does he know??

  • @derekpapin2181
    @derekpapin2181 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s not a legal thing they just want u to buy there but personally I would never ask I someone to not bring in food or beverage

  • @ch3burashka
    @ch3burashka หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We live in a society and all that, but it's a tiny bit insane that we implicitly accept the argument that places can impose a local monopoly on your beverage.

  • @desertedham37
    @desertedham37 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love coke zero

  • @cyanthrope
    @cyanthrope 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    if I brought my own drink to a place and they had a problem with it I'd order a water lol

  • @scooterking136
    @scooterking136 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:27 goes so hard

  • @tabula_rosa
    @tabula_rosa 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    chat pro tip; if someone says "you cant bring outside drink", go, "okay. can i get a glass?". and when they give you a glass, you pour your drink into it and put/throw the bottle away.
    the server doesnt care, they just know they'll get in trouble from the manager if they do a walkthru of the dining area and there's some other business's product there. glass solves the problem for everyone.

  • @joshserna9983
    @joshserna9983 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This reads like a modern Seinfeld skit

  • @glazed6178
    @glazed6178 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was in Walmart the other day and nobody in the story was allowed to break a 20 or give you change. Not the the registers, not customer service, not a manager. So on top of tip culture being ridiculous the stores are doing less for and expecting "gifted" money. Don't get me wrong I love self checkout but why is it that workers aren't able to do anything anymore. I don't think it's because we are at a high peak for quick change artists but maybe we are and I just don't know it.

    • @user6122
      @user6122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we literally can't open the registers without another rep
      unless you had two people at the same register and still refused you, then I don't know

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Go to a bank if you want change. And yes, it is partly due to criminals that many stores only open the drawer upon purchasing items.

  • @Finnbar_
    @Finnbar_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

  • @arrow2593
    @arrow2593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro in europe tipping is actually optional, and it's considered very nice to tip anything.

  • @redditshorts4u679
    @redditshorts4u679 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    why not just go outside the shop to drink it while staring the employee right in their eyes

  • @yungkenwud6397
    @yungkenwud6397 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    is there a clip of the ice block song?

  • @Ervine4
    @Ervine4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody gets a tip.

  • @Lun4812
    @Lun4812 ปีที่แล้ว

    >2011+12
    >Tipping

  • @Mikisoq39
    @Mikisoq39 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Do you tip at Macdonalds over there?

  • @RushfanCola12
    @RushfanCola12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man tipped extra during the pandemic 🥺 what a stand up gentleman

  • @Yzerbruh
    @Yzerbruh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Eateries tend to be alright with you taking outside food for small children as they don't always serve age appropriate food/portions.
    E.g. no one is gonna be upset if you bring baby food to a fastfood place or some bread for a toddler to a place that serves spicy cuisine.

  • @ghgfjfgkghdfh
    @ghgfjfgkghdfh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you're a paying customer they shouldn't care, it's dumb.
    As for tipping. I tip waiters and that's it. 10%.

  • @C05597641
    @C05597641 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I refuse to beleive anyone is so cowardly that they tip for take out or i shops. Lmao.

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i really need to open a small shop that literally just sells bags of chips and set the default tip options to 50%, 60%, 70%. i need to make some money off these cowards

  • @keithquackenbush666
    @keithquackenbush666 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Most first world problem I've heard in a while. XD

  • @Siegram999
    @Siegram999 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I will never understand tip culture u are paying extra for something everyone else is either paying less for or just as much. I dont even understand why tips are % its legit the most scumbag system to exist.

  • @ToasterPig2346
    @ToasterPig2346 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think tipping is stupid. People already get paid. I paid for what I wanted and the person gets paid by thier employer to do whatever. If the money they get played is doggy doodoo it ain't my fault.

  • @eevantsankhar4057
    @eevantsankhar4057 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The tip culture rant is him sooooooo close to understanding why ownership of the means of production is theft.

  • @SandWhale919
    @SandWhale919 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Isn't streaming just perfected begging with more reach?

    • @Imagine_Doritos
      @Imagine_Doritos ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Only if you see it as giving 0 value for what it is. It’s a form of entertainment, so it’s at least busking rather than begging.

    • @SandWhale919
      @SandWhale919 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Imagine_Doritos (I read your comment again yeah busking at least I agree) I don't mean in a despective sense, like the guy that dresses all in gold and stays still until someone gives him a coin. And if for every 100 people one gives him one dollar this ways you are reaching you have much more people potentially. Is that called street performer?

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Imagine_Doritosmillionaire buskers

  • @erfaniom9576
    @erfaniom9576 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    tipping is soooooooooooo weird and anti-consumer I live in a no tipping country and I would NEVER tip if i went to another country jeez

  • @sileopatronus
    @sileopatronus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mfs calling streaming a tipped job as though there's a trend of calling viewers assholes for not donating. these are not like scenarios

  • @MrLego3160
    @MrLego3160 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nl loves his carcinogens

  • @boneyzoney9551
    @boneyzoney9551 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the guy who says he would never betray the working class btw

    • @demetriustrismegistus4367
      @demetriustrismegistus4367 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      small businesses aren't working class so its based

    • @Pulatapus2016
      @Pulatapus2016 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He’s all talk, dude definitely tipped the movers that broke his piano.

    • @randomdood5970
      @randomdood5970 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when did he say that

    • @boneyzoney9551
      @boneyzoney9551 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demetriustrismegistus4367 bro has his monitor all topsy turvy?

  • @JanPospisilArt
    @JanPospisilArt ปีที่แล้ว

    Man doesn't sit down in cafes, but sits down at a bakery? Why are there even tables at a bakery?!
    This is sus.

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some bakeries are split into two sections of the store. One section is where they lay out all the bread which you pick up and put on a tray to bag and check out. The same register also takes orders for drinks and other pastries so they have sitting areas to eat/drink

  • @AzureFlash
    @AzureFlash ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If something seems petty and overthought you can bet your bottom dollar the government is behind it. Like that time they passed a law and my college cafeteria could no longer display prices with taxes included.

    • @SpookyDoobs
      @SpookyDoobs ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I cannot fathom this as a Brit. Having the display price be on thing then when you pay its another would turn me into more than the Joker.

    • @steveqi9309
      @steveqi9309 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or alternatively it could also be a large corporation, like monster energy suing everybody under the sun who uses the word monster, or how Nintendo treats fan projects.

  • @MonsieurHonHon
    @MonsieurHonHon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Least autistic toe walker