The Bachelorette: Roses & Rose: A Self-Exit, Luke P's Mind Games and (Thankfully) Make Out Sessions
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 มิ.ย. 2019
- Lauren Zima is reviewing and recapping episode five of Hannah Brown's season. We see the conclusion of Luke S vs. Luke P and one of the men sees himself out, Luke P becomes a whole new type of "monster" and luckily we get Tyler C in a T-shirt. Plus, the guys head to Scotland! As always, please drink your wine (or whisky!) responsibly.
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Im already excited for Men Tell All. I feel like it’s gonna be epic!
i wonder if luke p will even show up lol he's gonna get torn up by the entire cast
kelsey Oh he’ll show up. That evil clown wants to be on paradise.
kibblewibble Who knows? Half these guys don’t have anything to say unless it’s bagging out Luke P. If he’s not there they’ll have to come up with personalities from somewhere. Lmao.
He's a narcissist, they don't know when they're in the wrong. It's always on everyone else.
@@aliciagraham3401 the guys have plenty to say without luke p. Practically all the guys from this season really like each other except for luke p.
I’m proud Luke S sent himself home because it was clear that Hannah didn’t want to believe him .
I’m proud Luke S sent himself home because it was pretty clear he wasn’t into Hannah at all. When he told her “I like you” his tone of voice was completely flat. He just wasn’t into it.
Alicia Graham
It’s probably pretty hard to be really into someone who is really into a lying lughead while being skeptical about you.
Ond word.. *narcissist *... explains everything if you ever crossed one on your path you will recognize the behavior... It is hard for LUKE to express his feelings because this is all fake these people have no emotions.. It's all calculated.
E'Mya Boards she simply did not trust or believe him.
I like Luke S, but he was clearly not in it for the right reasons.
I have been refreshing my TH-cam page All day long for this
Mike seems like a solid dude, but him and Hannah have no chemistry.
Agreed! He seemed so smitten by her and I got the sense that Hannah likes a cooler guy who isn't paralyzed by how much he likes her
I agree totally
@@Varaidzo1 Not when it comes to Luke P. Lol
Yes agreed! I see him lasting a few more weeks but not all the way to hometowns. But I totally love him
RIP JPJ. 😭 Hope he’s in Paradise!
Brittany Taylor you make it sound like he died 🤣
Beesh for real rip my heart when he left I need more JPJ!!!
He has to be in paradise!!
I liked him a lot.
He is in paradise. The list of the cast is already out! :)
“We love a T-shirt moment...Tyler Tee! 👌🏼” 😂😂
"Finishing up the group date, Connor tells Hannah, 'I'm, like, totally gonna fight for you.' " -- had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we talk about how Hannah pulled Tyler C to the bed to make out? The other guys started the making out. This time, Hannah did. She is feeling Tyler C!
Tyler is by far my favorite guy on this show. Jed is boring af and wont win. I'll admit Peter is a cutie pie and has me nervous Tyler c wont win
Bryce Hammerton Lol Tyler C does win so I dunno what you are talking about. You ruled out any guy so who exactly do you think is going to win
Mike and Hannah are both great people, but I just don't see the connection romantically between them. #MikeforBachelor
nikki scissorhands why not?
It kind of reminds me of taysha and Colton. They have great chemistry but it’s not romantic.
No Peter!!! Mike is getting too much evolved into all the drama. Peter is just a decent guy. If they chose Mike, it will be just for his skin colour. They have never had a black bachelor and I would be fucking pissed if he really got chosen just cause of this "Black lives matter" shit. I´m so over it. Peter deserves it much more than him!!
@@belindaheid8936 I agree Peter is a great guy but so is mike. I mean I think either of them would be good choices, we just have to see how they act on paradise. And I think a lot of people like Mike because he talks eloquently and seems like a good listener and funny. I don't think it's fair to say the producers would only choose Mike for his skin color because he has a lot to offer and to put someones worth only in what their skin color is isn't ok. Peter is, of course, awesome as well, but I think he makes it farther than Mike and whose to say he would want to be the bachelor. He might be totally heartbroken over Hannah. I think at the end of the day the producers know best and honestly, either guy would be good for the job, but don't discount someones potential to be considered as the lead to only be about their skin color. Sorry, this is so long and I don't mean to come off as rude, just saying how I feel.
@@Abby-si5ng Yeah I see your point. But the producers mainly have one interest: To make some good TV. That´s why they chose Colton (because guess what...they have never had a virgin bachelor!) And if it really comes down to Peter and Mike and they can´t decide, they are gonna say : Hey, we have never had a black Bachelor! We had Rachel but now we also need a male version! And boom...Peter is robbed..poor Peter..He would have deserved it :/
If you watched “The Viall Files” episode 23 with Hannah I think it definitely provides some insight into why she is soooo attracted to Luke P. I believe in a lot of ways she sees someone that she used to be and she is trying to nudge him through the process that she went through to get to where she is at this moment. Problem is? He’s f’ing clueless. You can share with someone what it is you need and want and when they don’t provide that? Can’t provide that? Can’t even understand what it is you’re saying? It’s time to move on!! I think she gives him slack because she truly has chemistry with him however as a long term commitment? This would crash and burn extremely fast! Luke P does not possess the emotional intelligence that matches Hannah’s. You can “click” all ya want on a physical level but when that person is a complete douchebag and you finally figure that out? Physical chemistry won’t keep them together. He simply needs to grow to a MUCH more mature level before he should ever be dating someone like Hannah or anyone for that matter.
Very well said Pamela. ICAM!
Let’s not make physical attraction more complicated than it is. She like muscular, hard-bodies, athletic men with facial scruff. Luke P fits the bill better than the others.
spot on!!!
But there’s so many other guys that are so great on the season! Forget Luke!
Pamela Smallwood girl you should be a relationship counselor!!!😊
Honestly I was pulling my hair out for the entire Luke P date.
It was kind of like pulling your nails out to watch that date.
God Luke makes me cringe so much.
Christina Slachetka, please don't waste a perfectly good head of hair on Luke P!!!
Deborah Atkins-Denmark 😂😂😂😂
It was incredibly painful to watch.
I agree. It was mind numbing watching Hannah with Luke. For the love...get rid of him already.
She was not thinking with her head or her heart just her 😿😻
He is a genuine person who actually stands up for what is important.
I think I actually dozed off a bit towards the end 😂
Over it
👎👎👎
Linda Wilson right!?
I dated a guy like Luke P. It's beyond frustrating! She should kick him to the curb before she gets wrapped up in his web of lies and deceit.
The Highland Games thing begs the question, does Lauren know the Bachelor franchise better than Chris Harrison??? 🤔😂
Kristen Epperson Certainly better than the Scottish guy who announced the games. Lol
Hannah is living her best life making out with all the guys.
I was thinking of all the germs...
@@Nikki30288 yea I don't think I could do that lol
Haha why not she’s only going to do this once and might be engaged after 🤷🏼♀️
😂😂😂
@@lauretta6699 there is no problem with it 🤷, I personally wouldn't be able to do it lol.
Does anyone else sing rose's and rosé with excitement before watching?! 😂
No? Just me? Ok. That's fine.
I really, really, really hope that Chris is watching this, so he KNOWS that he needs to take you on a sailing date STAT!
Something about his eyes scared me. I can't be the only one lol.
Ola Bisi I said the same thing! Cold, intense, serial killer eyes!!!
He’s a narcissist
Ola Bis, I noticed, in the other episodes you can see blue in his eyes but this one his pupils are so large no color shows in his iris
I think the word everyone has been looking for is sociopath. He lacks human emotion
Jaclynn Hall YES! Everyone’s saying psychopath but if you look up the definition and know what a sociopath is. It matches him.
I’m ready for a Hannah and Peter one-on-one.
aburns66 I’m Obsessed with petter
I feel like they've been on one
Am I mistaken? lol
Peter is the best on the show
Yes!! During the Christ Harrison interview, he asked, what do you need? What's it gonna take? And I'm shouting at the screen, "Send in Peter!!"
This is honestly one of the funniest episodes of Roses and Rosé you’ve ever done 😂😂 I’m sitting over here cracking up. Love you Lauren!
I was over Luke P last week...why is he still here???
Deborah Atkins-Denmark I was over Luke p from the first day
Cuz he pretty
@@Cave_Man1986 lol...well, let's see how far his "pretty" will take him!
Girrlllll he is here as a token for drama and views honestly 🙄
There are so many high quality jokes in this recap. Lauren you are a hoot ! I was literally laughing out loud at work 😂
I though mike and hannah looked like pals not bf gf. Am I the only one?
I agree with you. Hannah also looked like she was trying to like him but she couldn’t make her face light up- not until the very end before she gave him the rose.
I so agree.
I was so frustrated during luke p date.
Oh God..
Hes so blind like he thinks he did nothing wrong and hes just saying words that will impress her. He cant open up .
i kept switching the channel until it was over...smdh
literally the best part of the bachelorette is Laurens recaps. Also this episode was AMAZING
I think a rose being taken means Luke S and Luke P would have had 2 on 1 in Scotland...now THAT'S powerful, lol
AmyBHaddock you are so right I didn’t think of that!
I need him to leave so baaaad. Also JPJ was my favorite and it seems like he got the least screen time before he went home!
Paradise!
Really john Paul Jones. You guys just like clowns and funny people not realistic or people that are real
At Least JPJ is memorable. I doubt people even noticed Mateo 😅😅
“Someone I hang out with a lot told me that” Chris Harrison huh Lauren? Lol I see you
Oh, I heard "Someone I MAKE out with a lot told me that!" :) I wonder which it was! Either way, it was adorable. :)
Not gonna lie, I've been waiting for the return of Lauren's giant wine glass that holds a whole bottle of Rosé
It scares me that Hannah said in an interview that Luke reminded her I have every long-term relationship she's ever had. I think she needs to maybe see a therapist. I think she still has a lot of figuring out why she picks the people she does.
Did anyone else see a kind of smirk on Luke P's face when Luke S left, or was that just me? Love ya, Lauren, these Roses and Rose' are the best!
Chris Harrison was hoping no one would remember that far back in bachelor/bachelorette history
He didn't anticipate Lauren Zima's memory and her reminding ALL of us
He should be called "Clarity Boy" with the emphasis on boy.
And DON'T drink every time Hannah says "like." She says it about as much as an 80s "valley girl."
"Should Hannah give Luke P another chance?" A chance to do what? Have a complete personality transplant so he becomes someone Hannah wants to spend more than 5 seconds with while they are not making out? Hannah doesn't like Luke any more than the men in the house do. But for some unfathomable reason she wants to continue torturing him and us with these struggle sessions about how he doesn't think, speak or act the way she wants him to. It's impossible to believe she is even physically attracted to him at this point. She is either a masochist or a sadist or both. Just dump him ffs!
When Hannah said "I don't want anybody here who doesn't want to be here" I was like boo he knew you would send him home that's y he left...
Shani Pottinger I was thinking the same thing don’t get salty because he wasn’t gonna play any longer lol
I’m just impressed you knew Scotland was the home of golf... proud of you.
Traditionally men dont wear underwear under kilts. And that's where the phrase going commando originates
I'm so lost how people don't know this.
Gargee Basak I don’t wear underwear period 😂
Can we talk about why Luke P.'s eyes are always dilated???
Because HE IS A SOCIOPATH!
Drugs do that
ZIMA you are the best! was so waiting for this to hear your commentary. Totally speaking everything I was thinking/feeling!!!!
Hannah was going to give Luke S a rose or Chris Harrison wouldn’t have taken the rose away after he left.I don’t blame him for leaving though.
Jill G. Not really. He took the rose cause if a person leave there is one less person to give the rose
Marisol Rodriguez but if she was planning to give that rose to someone else I don’t believe it would have been taken away. Hannah wouldn’t of allowed it. lol
Marisol Rodriguez that makes no sense. If she wasn’t going to pick him now she had to kick off someone she never planned to
Marisol Rodriguez 🤦♀️
5 years isn’t a long time. How often do you think a person should be in love?
Ahhhhh... I just don’t want to say what’s in my mind because there is no need to be mean.
The not mean part is: most of the guys this season are just great
“iM liKe tOtAlLy GuNNa fiGhT FoR yOu” lol i live for laurens impression of connor
So do I. When Lauren does the valley talk, it cracks me up.
Lauren don’t tease us by wearing a ring on that sacred finger!!! 😂 😂 😂
Lauren! You are amazing. I think look forward to Roses and rose more than the actual episode. Keep it up 👏🌹🍷
nenamichelle same
nenamichelle me too. I watch the episode as soon as possible so I can watch Roses and Rose.
I was so confused too! If you don’t get a rose, I thought you had to go home. But it seems like if Luke P is STILL therrrreeeee 😩
Alexandra Tewell agree... ughhhhhhhhhh
Can we discuss how Hannah ends every word that ends in “ing” with K? EverythinK
Amanda Franklin EverythinG - kinda cute, tho
Thank you. It's annoying as hell.
Now that I noticed that, i can hardly stand it!
I don't want bachelorette but you're freaking hilarious. Love these videos ♥️
I love your recaps Lauren. You make me laugh each week.
"JED'S HANNAH IS ON HER BUT"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Traditionally men aren't supposed to wear underwear with a kilt, if they do then it's considered a skirt lol
Eww
Lauren you’re so good at doing these recaps!Watching you is like watching my friend that’s so funny catch me up on episode I’ve missed.
Btw you got me drunk 10 mins in with you saying powerful, Luke's lies, and all the other drinking games in between 🤣
This season is so frustrating. Hannah being aware of all the red flags but discounting them just because she had a great connection at the start?? Red flags are red flags!! He is a manipulative narcissist who will keep telling her what she wants to hear and relying on that initial connection. Ugh.
Wineland Games! 🙌🏼🍷😂 GIRL, COUNT 👏🏼 ME 👏🏼 IN
Lmao pilot peter soaring like a literal plane twice 😂😂😂
Lauren Zima is POWERFUL! For real though! Connor would speak and I couldn't stop thinking of Lauren's impersonation! Also, can we please talk about Hannah commenting on Tyler's WAXED ass?! I died!
This recap is POWERFUL.
Really Luke P. has a lot of problems. He is so focus on himself that he can't provide anything to Hannah. I really hope that Hannah leaves him. Thanks for the video Lauren!!!
I loved when Luke P gave a toast and everyone was just really quiet... It was cringey 😂😂
He needs to keep his mouth shut.
When Mike smile I want to have his kids 3 of them 2 girls and a boy😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I love mike
Me too! Love him!!!!!!!
He’s such a cute guy
You are so much fun! 🍷Omg JC’s Scottish accent holy moly good😂
Luke P. is just out to win.
He's still just a guy you eff, not date. I don't find him attractive at all. Sad about JPJ, but I never thought he was right for Hannah. Hope he's on BIP.
I wouldnt even f*** him lol🤮
Anytime Luke P says something along the lines of "I don't know if I want to stay" / "I almost left" / "I want to clarify my feelings for Hannah", I'm thinking:
He is feeling out of control and trying to regain control of the situation by being the one to reject her. I don't think he EVER doubted his feelings for her for one second. And I don't see this as a bad trait, really. He has a ton of other bad traits, but this one seems pretty normal. I think I might have that same impulse in that situation.
I read him clearly, a lot of people say they are confused by him. No, its clear he has a persona that he uses to hide his insecurity. He has been feeling attacked lately, and he's not one to break down and cry about it or exit, so what he does is put up this persona to hide his vulnerability. I actually totally get him.
I feel like for every ding you should also have a counter. I would’ve really liked to know how many times she actually said powerful 😂
I read “one way or another” the exact same way!! I was laughing whenever he thought it mean’t that they were gonna make it through no matter what
Watching Luke P.s date was excruciating because imagine being in a long term relationship with that person...yah BYEEEEEE 🤦♀️😂😂
I think Chris Harrison taking away the rose meant that Luke S. would’ve gotten a rose. 🌹
thanks you Lauren....Love You!!!
Almost felt sorry for Luke P. and Luke S. self-exiting was not shocking to me. Although, I think he knew the connection wasn't there on her end and he knew that. Now, those make-out sessions were great! Go Hannah!!!
i’ve been waiting for this for so long 😂🌹
That was just FUN! After a Luke-P-heavy episode, we needed something FUN. :) Thanks, Lauren + gang! :)
That clip of Pete with the choice of background music had me laughing out of my wits @13:39
Lol me too
the way she struggled with that bottle is how i struggle with life..
You’re so funny Lauren 🤣💗 I was busting a gut in my office watching this...wishing I had wine mmmhmmmm. I’ve thought from the second episode that Luke P may have Asperger, and after last nights episode I truly believe he does. That Jed makeout though...dang.
What about the Tyler in-a-kilt makeout session? 😛
I mean...who wouldn’t love that!? ;)
Lol your commentary is the best! I can’t stop laughing! POWERFUL!
I’m not gonna lie..I fell asleep watching this episode 😴 good thing Lauren hooks us up with recaps ❤️
Lauren you are so awesome that my husband makes me wait until he gets home so that we can watch your recaps together. Love you!
every time I see this video pop up each week I get so excited!!! even if I know the majority is going to be about luke p.....
Yes! You will know when your HEART and HEAD are onboard!!!
Lauren, thank you so much for the little JPJ interview on IG! It's what I needed after that premature elimination u.u
Pilot Peter with the airplane arms running 😊
Love Tyler C! Mmmm!!! I'm hoping Mike is in the final 4. I'm feeling like Peter, Mike, Tyler C., and jed will be the final 4. We shall see.
Your evil laugh is my new favorite thing.
You said powerful alot but Luke P says "Honestly" more.... if you have to say honestly, you arent really saying something honestly. Lmao
EXACTLY
I just started to watch you for the last two episodes and I am laughing. Now I crack a bottle of wine and go with you on the ridiculous ride called true love in 6 weeks hahaha
Final four predictions in no particular order
Jed
Tyler
Peter
Mike
Then I think Conner and Garrett will round out the top 6
I don't know how this is going to end up but I don't see where Hannah really has a lot of chemistry with anyone on that show. She's so focused on Luke P. that she isn't developing any relationships with the other guys and she's so conflicted about Luke P. that I just can't see that as being a viable long term relationship.
Keras world right except luke is in top 4 not Mike
@nikki scissorhands Please tell me that is a joke........
10:32-10:45 is my favorite Roses and Rose moment since her Peter Kraus meltdown XD Love you so much, Lauren!
Keep on bringing the good stuff Lauren🍷. It is powerful!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG it was so hard to watch that date with Luke P. I ended up having to fast forward to see if she was going to give him the rose because I just couldn't take the "conversation go round" any longer. Now I won't know till next week. Ugh. There is something really wrong with that guy. Lauren you are so good, you had me laughing so many times!
Lauren totally looked like Hannah on the thumbnail!!😂
Drink every time someone says “fight for you”
I live for her recaps!
Been waiting AALLLLLL dayyy for this!!!!!! 🌹🥂whhyyy so late? 🤷🏼♀️
Right👍sooo late
probably because its Wednesday and had to fit it in her schedule for today
The episode didn't air until Tuesday night due to the NBA basketball finals, so Roses and Rose is always the day following the episode.
Steve Shapiro I know but so late in the day! I’m so used to watching it earlier, but Lauren Zika is worth the wait 🤣
Best 25 minutes of my day. My favorites LZ & JC. Just doin me drinking blackberry merlot cuz it's my favorite too. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 🍸
Love Love your show!!!
All I can say is LAUREN YOU MAKE MY DAY!!! 🤣😂🤣
Her explanation of Hannah and Luke’s one on one, had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
aye JC laddie... such a fain specimen y’ar 😍
Lauren I love youuuuu!!
Also the show about the show is more entertaining than the show this season
Sumerianharp TOTALLY.
Lauren you are so freaking funny and I look forward to watching roses and rose every Wednesday
Mike had a good 1 on 1 and it was much needed. Yes he will be in the final 4, but we want him to be The Bachelor! Periot!
He won’t be in the final four. You can tell Hannah just felt friendship towards him.