***** You're hilariously sad. Sure, humans used to eat meat, but we no longer need to kill animals to survive. In fact, without animal products, the whole world would be MUCH healthier. There is nothing wrong (AT ALL) with promoting a lifestyle that doesn't hurt other things. ThisisAlan wasn't rubbing anything in anyone's face. The animal products industry is the worst industry this world has ever seen.
Quorn is not half bad. Quorn chicken fajitas are great (have two sitting in my fridge now, yay hangover food!) and quorn ground beef works really well in pasta.
+Seamus Spike, none of the research I could find supported this. Can you give me your source? I don't have it often but if this is true I won't have it again.
Sallpine Cindercake It's like saying someone is attractive or very attractive, but just using a different type of scale.. Instead of saying "She is attractive" (unspecific) we say " she is a 10/10" (more specific) and then you know, that from our perspective, she really is gorgeous :)
Ryan Reid You don't have to. Just make them vegan. In 5 years there will be vegan cheese substitutes better than real. And there already are better meat substitutes.
What I like about Keith is that he is geeky, yet he keeps his coolness with his good sense of humor. Seriously this guy is the funniest guy in buzzfeed.
I work at a shipping company and I see Soylent boxes all the time, and I have that thought every single time I see one of those boxes. Also, I see Evenflo products all the time, and every time I get Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" song stuck in my head.
amanda nguyen No it's not a bad thing but it's just super funny because any chance he gets with these challenges he will say, "I'm married" or "My WIFE isn't/is going to like this". It's awesome!
UPandUNDER you are right. someone should do some meat and dairy food versions of vegan food. For example an meat apple. Because that would totally make sense! XDD (attention! sarcasm!)
***** yes. but if you are vegan, why would you want to eat something that looks and/or tastes like meat? if being vegan is so great, you shouldnt have to go anywhere near anything that reminds you of non vegan food - because apparently it is murder and morally wrong, even though we have literally fucking evolved to eat meat.
I make my own vegan mayonnaise. It takes like 5 minutes, why on earth would anyone pay money for that? Quorn is fantastic I must say but I vow to never drink soy lint.
I want to eat an edible cup now. (I CAN'T FLIPPING GET THIS AD OUT OF MY MIND THAT I MADE UP.) "Your thirsty AND hungry? GET THE EDIBLE CUP. Drink and then eat!"
minimooster "Everything in this room is eatable. Even *I'm* eatable. But that is called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
Actinium Lizard what,son I didn't learn the whole thing of by heart or bother googleing it. What are you going to do, sue me? I didn't ask for this life you know, I can't make every thing perfect, why you gotta be mean like that?** breaks down into a sobbing, overdramatique mess**
Somehow, this was weirdly depressing to me. It made me imagine a future where food was so scarce that you'd have to eat these things, like flavor was some kind of luxury we could no longer afford as a species.
xXInfXx I think that, much like in the movie, only the green is people. Still, probably wouldn't drink it because that would be in the back of my mind the whole time.
I'm not into the whole: let's not eat meat because animals are cute stuff, but I do think animal agriculture is a waste of energy and soil, I'm thinking of going vegan eventually, specially when this kind of foods get more common. specially the cricket one haha.
+Olivia Renee This video is just for fun. It's not reasonable to think everyone will be able to be vegan in the future. Too many people would be sick considering everyone's body is different and requires different minerals and vitamins to sustain life. Despite pro vegan propaganda many people are ex-vegans because no matter how they followed the rules and took vitamins their bodies still began to shut down. Of course these people are attacked viciously as being weak and giving in to the evil temptations of meat and dairy, but science and medicine don't lie. It's not possible for everyone
leave it to Keith to take a bite from the bottom of the cup lmao.
Ikr XD
What does lmao mean xD
+Cassandra422 :P isn't wasn't her who said itXD
lol i didnt use it xD
Keith does what he pleases LOL
If this is the food of the future, we'll all be screwed
+Angelous Mortis
That's what I thought!
XD
+joelle gillespie The only thing that seemed neat was edible cups.
+joelle gillespie who know if this is the food of a future. We are form a present so we don't know about future until it happen.
its like people don't realize its possible to start a rebellion
let's name our selves the stormcloaks!
Ned is so dorky and adorable
***** sameee
***** yeah.. ;-; and he doesn't let us forget it either >.< XD
+TubeYou which one is him?
he was the first guy at 0:00
ikr! I wish he was single.
Ned: Does that mean all future foods are vegan? Does that mean all vegans are from the future?!
Omg, I love Ned 😂
StrawberryHero cringe
StrawberryHero when he said that I just wanted to punch him good
why?
Tery_646 he’s annoying
StrawberryHero ' how 0
Ned didn't mention his wife....
omg true
divorce on its way
It's not Ned it's his evil twin brother Dominic from the future without a wife
OMG
Woow
"Does that mean all future food is vegan?"
God I hope so.
ThisisAlan i will eat other humans before eating special vegan food
if it comes to that
Alxmir23 SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLEEEEEE
Yuki Whedbee GOTTA STOP THEM, GOTTA WARN THEM
***** You're hilariously sad. Sure, humans used to eat meat, but we no longer need to kill animals to survive. In fact, without animal products, the whole world would be MUCH healthier. There is nothing wrong (AT ALL) with promoting a lifestyle that doesn't hurt other things. ThisisAlan wasn't rubbing anything in anyone's face. The animal products industry is the worst industry this world has ever seen.
ThisisAlan are you fucking kidding me? i'd rather eat an animal alive than go vegan
only keith would start to eat the cup from the bottom😂
Lol
I read this comment before I say the vid, and I was like "Uh, autocorrect mistake"
I Am, THE MURPHY xD true
Sarah Arreola OMG, DEJA VU
The only way to make me eat actual crickets is to avoid telling me crickets are in it
Mackenzie There's bugs in our food anyway. But yeah, I wouldn't want to know either lol
Mackenzie or JST STARVE
Quorn is not half bad. Quorn chicken fajitas are great (have two sitting in my fridge now, yay hangover food!) and quorn ground beef works really well in pasta.
Their chicken stuff tastes exactly like chicken to me it's great
I like it a lot but it is very high in sodium.
Quorn is incredibly bad for the environment though, I am not sure but I think pound for pound it releases more carbon dioxide than any animal.
+Seamus Spike, none of the research I could find supported this. Can you give me your source? I don't have it often but if this is true I won't have it again.
LynxChan Chicken Tikka Masala with quorn chicken is the bomb.
The one girl who slowly smiled after eating the cricket pancake is adorable. =-)
+Stratosfear12569 her eyes wow.
Oh yes.. She's a doll. Beautiful, and expressive. =-)
her teeth are perfect
She's Cute and Adorable :)
I don't know why so many people are saying that. She's just decent at best...
I feel like I haven't seen ned in forever... Missed you ned 😭😭
Ravyn J He was probably with his wife, makin' babies.
Ravyn J His hand/arm is completely healed though from the look of this video!
What happened to Ned's arm??
Jessica Joel I think he had broke it before...not completely sure though
Jessica Joel
He had been wearing a cast for the past few videos then had his pinky and ring finger wrapped up.
That blonde girl has the most beautiful, sad looking eyes ❤️
simp😟
Wtf you creep
Man, I hope schools start making NOWADAYS food when this food becomes the present food.
Ye
+Red Pyro
How long do you plan on being in school?
John Doe I already have a college picked out. So pretty long. Until I'm 18-20 around maybe.
Hell no.
+Red Pyro So a two-year college? I'm guessing community college?
Ned is so damn fancy with that pinky finger!
He's so fancy , he already knows
probably a technique he learned from his wife
too loo *sl-l-l-l-l-l-urrrrrrrrrrp*
He slurps with his fanciness.
So fancy.
"Pinky out" -Patrick Star
Jenny I think I made that quote before Patrick.
Why am I watching this while fasting ?
that's what I said haha
Because this is disgusting so it will make you strong. Good luck my friend.
Same man
***** do you live in the UK???
Sameeeee
That chick in the striped tank top has the nicest teeth I have ever seen
Foreal, I just paused to look at them lol
You've never seen Anthony Fontano
I scrolled down to look for this comment.
2:45 I think that is the cutest smile I have ever seen
AHAHHAHA WHEN HE DROPPED THE SPOON IN THE BEGINNING!
😂
Hahahahaha
Ned is the biggest kid.
I love it.
I'm pissed no one brought up Willy Wonka when they got around to the edible cups.
At the edible cups part, did anyone else think of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? No? Just me? Okay.
+Kat F Nope i did too. I'm guilty.
+Kat F me to I thought I was the only one who remembered that
same with the buttercups
+Kat F ohmegerd you were literally reading my mind XD
+Jørdan Evans i seE A TWENTY ØNE PILØTS SIGN
I just melted an ice cube by staring at it.
Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.
JGSHD
Wooooooooooooo! O_O
so cooooool :D
JGSHD fucking magic!
JGSHD Mááágie!
JGSHD I really don't know why anyone would upvote this comment.
I like it, but don't try it again ;)
I was expecting more bugs
- the Jr. Programmer said.
***** found u friend
***** what?
***** That is because you use logic. Buzzfeed is full of idiots though, so trendy hipster things outweigh logic.
That was to Goog cause it didnt give the + thingy
Ned and Keith have so much personality they literally take over every video they’re in and I love it
Her 'dawning realisation' face at 2:47 - god that's adorable
No Willy Wonka reference to the edible cups?!
Right? I thought Keith would be the one. Maybe Ned
Kelsey Decker That's all I could think of too!
I scrolled through to see if someone had made the reference, and was going to if no one had. I'm not disappointed.
Kelsey Decker Right? I was so disappointed. And they didn't make a Soylent Green joke, either. Two perfectly good opportunities, wasted.
Kelsey Decker beat me to it two weeks ago.
I love Ned's logic. So it's vegan, and it's from the future. That must mean all vegans are from the future. Yes. This man deserves a Nobel prize.
Gotta also love his logic of having a loving wife and family that he built his entire personal around and then got caught in 4K having an affair
If this is the food of the future, I'm starving myself.
Except for the edible cups. That would be fun.
swansea007791 🤦🏻♀️That’s it I’m going vegan!
I liked all of them.
Big ol baby
Tekrothebountyhunter What's wrong with the mayo. It's pretty good, taste like regular mayo.
Tekrothebountyhunter i not wanting soylent either
but the other stuff,;,;,;,;,;,;,
Let's just hope a "green falavored" varient of soylent doesn't pop up on the shelves..
"falavored"
Narwhale The Great a typo. my mistake
+hubert cumberdale Here come the scoops!!
How is salad fingers?
What are you talking about its not like a green colored soylent would be made of people.
Ice cream in an edible cup.Give me a patent
Isn't that just an ice cream cone...?
Another Wannabe That a cone, not a cup
We have ice cream cups in the UK... Don't we? I think we do!
Chloe Prime But not edible ones :)
Dota Bytes waffle cups and bowls exist
'Does that mean all vegans are from the future?' Loved that facial expression X-D
My friend went on a soylent diet for a week.
He lost 10 pounds
Rudy Yuan awww that's so cool I hope he can keep that up
Beth Is Trash He tried to, but then everyone convinced him to stop because he was looking really unhealthy.
Rudy Yuan omg I'm so sorry ;( I shouldn't of said that
It's ok, most people don't realise the side effects of going on a soylent-only diet.
Haaa
Lmao Ned got me thinking deepshit
2:45 she is so cute :3
ya she's def a 10 in my book
+Reginald Walker Of course boys rate girls -_-
Sallpine Cindercake Why shouldn't we?
Sallpine Cindercake It's like saying someone is attractive or very attractive, but just using a different type of scale.. Instead of saying "She is attractive" (unspecific) we say " she is a 10/10" (more specific) and then you know, that from our perspective, she really is gorgeous :)
we got a derrick comedy fan here . nice
EDIBLE CUPS? That's fucking rad
Shephered Why doesn't it already exists?
Thebiggestcheese Cool.
Shephered When I was younger , we had edible cupcake wrappers . They were fruity . And multicolored . Pretty cool .
Drake and josh?
yep
I don't want to go to the future ☹️
I can't leave my burger,pizza,pasta,smoothies,....... Behind.
Yes!
Ryan Reid same
Ryan Reid You don't have to. Just make them vegan. In 5 years there will be vegan cheese substitutes better than real. And there already are better meat substitutes.
FrostyWolfZ That sounds like the underworld. 😢
Ryan Reid same I hope the future isn't really like that that would be disappointing
"Where everything's better with a little curly spoon." -flings across table- "I need a new one." I frickin love Ned.
He cheated on his wife
Who needs future food when you have Nutella ??
I just ate full Nutella and it made my head ache!
cédric alfonsi I HAVE NEVER HAD THAT
I don't like Nutella
what does it taste like ?
People need future food to be healthy
Ned: wouldnt this be fun for kids
+Destiny Turner right
+CLASSICDUH or quagmires dad
watching this in 2022 after the ned scandal is just weird 😭
"hey, wouldn't this be fun, for KIDS" haha love Ned
I'm vegan and I eat those quorn nugget all the time. I live on those. They're awesome.
But they have eggs
+Anaileya Howard dun dun DUNNNN
+Anaileya Howard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
Epic fail
Those nuggets aren't vegan but try the Frys ones! They're bloody amazing
Future food? Pizza IS the future.
And if pizzas the future, than humanity is FUCKED.
officialmer **hits blunt** if time is eternal, and pizza is eternal- that means E=Peperoni over Time squared.
Pizza God Why is everyone so surprised about the future being vegetarian/vegan...India has had a vegan/vegetarian culture for centuries now.
How long did you wait for an appropriate video to post that comment on ? I'm guessing at least 2 years.
Brennan Kowalski i don't have comments saved for specific times *written June 21 2012*
I like it how every one eats the edible cup from the top and then there's Keith just biting it from the bottom
What I like about Keith is that he is geeky, yet he keeps his coolness with his good sense of humor. Seriously this guy is the funniest guy in buzzfeed.
they ate humans...soylent, soylent green is people!
thats exactly what i though of
I work at a shipping company and I see Soylent boxes all the time, and I have that thought every single time I see one of those boxes. Also, I see Evenflo products all the time, and every time I get Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" song stuck in my head.
I wonder how many people get that reference and how many think you're being serious XD
looks like cumm
+Aaron LePage i was super confused
we are gonna die when this food becomes present food
I eat meat alot
Manuel Del Toro and if you want to save animals why are you stealing their food?
+Manuel Del Toro Well they are common so
I'm not eating eagles god dammit
+Manuel Del Toro animals were created to be eaten
+Lily Pops (queen black opal) ur an animal, and are u going down the list of meat eaters excuses to eat meat
2:46 I can't stop playing it. She's just so adorable with that response lol
Can you do buzzfeed tries 30 days on Soylent?
uumm... thats cruel and unusual punishment 😂😂😂😂
YES OMG xD
InternetFad YAYYY SOYLENT CHALLENGE! Also, blue hair friends? :D
Jacklin Carter I had to dye it back for work, unfortunately. Now it's boring brown...but I always have blue hair at heart!
day 3: the diarrhea is starting to appear.
I'm not vegan, but I know that vegan food doesn't have to be boring. It's only boring if you make it that way.
+Lord Kenyon I'm not sure what to say to that.
Lord Kenyon No, not really. I'm content with the world ending.
Lord Kenyon Humans should starve themselves and let animals take over the planet. That is truly the best choice.
Lord Kenyon It would be best to keep both humans and animals and just let the aliens take care of us and our planet.
Lord Kenyon Farewell, planet Earth.
0:03 YOU HAD ONE JOB
The blond girl looks like Elena from Uncharted!!! :D
yeah she does!!
lol yes it is i said this look to simmilar
..
It Was .... lol
Omg yes
I was wondering why I thought she was so pretty! she reminds me of Elena, my ultra crush
***** Yeah!
Ned is so ughhhhhhhhh i cant like why is he married
ithinkitskatie hes not just married....he is *VERY* married.
Is that a bad thing?
amanda nguyen obviously not lol i love Ned
amanda nguyen No it's not a bad thing but it's just super funny because any chance he gets with these challenges he will say, "I'm married" or "My WIFE isn't/is going to like this". It's awesome!
Who is Ned
if vegan food is so good, why do they always only make vegan versions of non-vegan food?
Ikr
Because for some people it's easier to convert to being vegan since it may be hard if you have had a animal product eating background.
UPandUNDER you are right. someone should do some meat and dairy food versions of vegan food. For example an meat apple. Because that would totally make sense! XDD (attention! sarcasm!)
UPandUNDER We need more people like you to speak the truth.
*****
yes. but if you are vegan, why would you want to eat something that looks and/or tastes like meat? if being vegan is so great, you shouldnt have to go anywhere near anything that reminds you of non vegan food - because apparently it is murder and morally wrong, even though we have literally fucking evolved to eat meat.
I can't live in a future where everything is vegan. I need meat in my life.
You don't "need" meat.
Well technically...
Aaronspark7 so basic... and we dont NEED meat, it is actually quite bad for you
Grace Nelson are you fucking kidding me we need meat you moron
mustafa yazan Why do we need meat? Oh yea, we don't.
When Jen said "fun for the kids" in a different video, she sounded like Ned
HE SOUNDED LIKE MR GARRISON FROM SOUTH PARK
The blondes really cute. . . I hope she is more videos!
Agreed!
Haha thanks for backing me up lol 😜
Yea she's attractive af, anyone know her name...or Instagram😛
+furqan haider What is her name!?
+DetroitMixtapeFull No idea... maybe if she saw this message she can tell us herself
The blonde that asked "....like the animal?" is soooooo adorable
The only thing I got from this video was a reaffirmation that Ned is indeed adorable.
just mayo is awesome, and quorn also makes amazingly delicious and "properly" textured meatless burgers. so freaking good.
Ned at the start
I think I need another one
2:44 - Bless her heart.
"It's people! Soylent is made out of people!"
I make my own vegan mayonnaise. It takes like 5 minutes, why on earth would anyone pay money for that? Quorn is fantastic I must say but I vow to never drink soy lint.
Why wouldn't you drink Soylent? Its completely vegan.
DBZHGWgamer One title, Soylent Green. Look it up.
Mekishiko Hito Samurai Yes, i know about that movie, thats where they got the name from...
I thought the name was from the book?
P.S. Hail Soylent
0:05 Ned is so cute omg
I can't express how right you are :')
Whoa whoa whoa, calm down; remember he has a wife......... I'll go now
Emmeroo Haha
I'm madly in love with keith
Do Kyungsoo Everybody is
Laura Weinmann I cant get over how hot he is OMFG
I really really really really like him...: )
That would be amazing! I think he's actually totally gorgeous as a friend!!: )
I'm sorry but which one is Keith?
why cricket flour lol? there is hemp flour and coconut flour
Chanel Wright Exactly! Why is the future so weird?!
Chanel Wright Agreed. And flour made from hemp seed has all amino acids your body needs. Even better than meat.
Chanel Wright at least it's a kosher insect
hemp? isnt that weed?
Chanel Wright Crickets have more nutrients.
1:50 Patrick to Spongebob "the pinky spongebob, remember the pinky!"
I want to eat an edible cup now. (I CAN'T FLIPPING GET THIS AD OUT OF MY MIND THAT I MADE UP.) "Your thirsty AND hungry? GET THE EDIBLE CUP. Drink and then eat!"
did anyone else rewatch the beginning over and over again
Leave it to Keith to eat the cup from the bottom XD 😂
People from the future
its 2021 how come we still didnt have this
Everything is eatable. That river, those mushrooms ( once) even the cusp are eatable.
Edible* edible* cups*
minimooster "Everything in this room is eatable. Even *I'm* eatable. But that is called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
Actinium Lizard what,son I didn't learn the whole thing of by heart or bother googleing it. What are you going to do, sue me? I didn't ask for this life you know, I can't make every thing perfect, why you gotta be mean like that?** breaks down into a sobbing, overdramatique mess**
minimooster NO FRIEND DON'T BE SAD. I just remember it because it's one of my favorite lines from that movie.
Actinium Lizard I'm better now, I just needed a moment to compose myself
Haaa! Why did he bite the bottom of the cup!?
because it's Keith we're talking about😂
+Alexis Smith yep
hes kind of a jackass somthimes....
Masterpsflood Because he is Keith
1:55 Keith's face omg
2:45 Love her reaction🤣😁
Somehow, this was weirdly depressing to me. It made me imagine a future where food was so scarce that you'd have to eat these things, like flavor was some kind of luxury we could no longer afford as a species.
Is Soylent also people? Or is that just Soylent Green?
xXInfXx It's a bunch of different nutrients, all mixed up together :^)
www.soylent.com/
Nathan Laufey I know what Soylent is. I was making a reference.
xXInfXx I think that, much like in the movie, only the green is people. Still, probably wouldn't drink it because that would be in the back of my mind the whole time.
+xXInfXx Thank you! Was totally looking for a comment like this, why the hell would a company actually call their product soylent?!?
Soya + Lentils ?
I'm not into the whole: let's not eat meat because animals are cute stuff, but I do think animal agriculture is a waste of energy and soil, I'm thinking of going vegan eventually, specially when this kind of foods get more common. specially the cricket one haha.
Huh, cool
I legit thought that the thumnail was roaches on pizza until i realized it was crawfish
"Are all foods in the future Vegan? Are all Vegans from the future?" - Ned 2015
If this is food of the future...how is it here? (spooky music plays in background)
The people in the TH-cam comments that are watching from the future brought it here.
X files theme plays
Am I the only one uncomfortable with the Idea of consuming ANYTHING with Soylent in its name? No? Am I the only Steve McQueen fan here?
Soylent Green is People!
+Tekrothebountyhunter nice job ruining it for everyone who hasn't seen the movie :3
VekksR Well, now that you pointed it out it is!
What does Steve McQueen have to do with the movie Soylent Green? WTF?
LMAO My bad. i could have swore it was McQueen. My bad, Heston lol.
Wheat grass blended is actually a very popular drink in the sports industry
The cups remind me of willy Wonka ❤️
I'm vegetarian so I think I'll survive the future more easily.
+Celestina Huang hahaha...me too
Same. We also don't kill and eat innocent animals.
+Mileena666 Phan Scientific research has proven that plants can feel and are indeed alive. No matter what, you are killing.
Weirdos. Of course the BuzzFeed audience is comprised of nothing but Vegans, Vegetarians, SJW, and feminists...
Same! 😂😉
the edible cups remind me of willy wonka
This is like the food in an evil dystopia where happiness was abolished
Why is Keith soo hilarious
VEGAN IS THE FUTURE!!!
+Olivia Renee YEESSS! Vegan food rules. Compassion rules.
+Olivia Renee This video is just for fun. It's not reasonable to think everyone will be able to be vegan in the future. Too many people would be sick considering everyone's body is different and requires different minerals and vitamins to sustain life. Despite pro vegan propaganda many people are ex-vegans because no matter how they followed the rules and took vitamins their bodies still began to shut down. Of course these people are attacked viciously as being weak and giving in to the evil temptations of meat and dairy, but science and medicine don't lie. It's not possible for everyone
No just no
I REFUSE TO EAT SOYLENT
+Svetlana M. where are you from?
At the start Ned went from sexy lion to house cat in seconds😂
i like how how keith took a bite out of the bottom of the glass and then watched it fall like he didn't know what was he expected xD
Ned never leave ariel
2:45 lol at her reaction.
Why Do You Type Like This
Why Do You Care?
SOYLENT GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:05 ponytail fidget spinner
Everything's better with a curly spoon *flips it and drops it* oh I need another one 😂
*its like somebody ground up a bunch of wheat added water and said, HERE YA GO.. NUTRIENTS*
0:37 Ned: "Does that mean ALL VEGANS are from THE FUTURE?"
Yes. We're forced to live in this primitive past society. It's horrible.
Ned so adorable when he said I need another one