1:17 Keith : Sorry, we have already had a couple beers. **half a second later** Ned : OOOoOOOoooHHhh it's PINK Those two weren't even in the same ROOM together and they're still in sinc
The peanut one makes sense. People eat peanuts and drink beer sometimes. I'd like to try it. I tried jalapeño and a huckleberry beers once, they were both good.
I actually tried the double chocolate stout before. I had a close friend (who had turned 21 around the same time I did) come over to spend the night, and we kinda just ended up sitting around watching movies and trying different alcohols together. I had assumed because the stout was chocolate, I was going to end up liking it (because I love chocolate) but not only did it taste disgusting, it was also past its expiration date. I think maybe if I had tried it when it wasn't expired, I would have liked it, but at the same time, I'm not a huge beer person.
I doubt the expiration date would have made it taste any better. For whatever reason chocolate alcohol is just plain nasty. I've tried a chocolate wine and it was worse than the chocolate stout.
If you don't like stouts you won't like it. Chocolate stouts are not supposed to taste like chocolate either its what brewers name stouts with a darker malt flavor. They are actually really common too, its just people set the expectation of something sweet and get bitter... cause well its a beer. If you want actual chocolate taste try a Chocolate liquor.
If you're not a beer fan, you aren't going to like chocolate stouts. Many of them aren't even made with chocolate. The chocolate is often just referring to the type of barley used to make the beer.
The Young's Chocolate, Rogue's Voodoo and the banana bread ones are all good. You should have made them drink Rogue's Voodoo Bacon Maple Donut beer; that stuff is just weird.
1:23 - Chiffon is a cake Leavened with with Egg Whites! "A chiffon cake is a very light cake made with vegetable oil, eggs, sugar, flour, baking powder, and flavorings. It is a combination of both batter and foam type (sponge type) cakes. Instead of the traditional cake ingredient butter, vegetable oil is used; but this is difficult to beat enough air into. Therefore chiffon cakes, like angel cakes and other foam cakes, achieve a fluffy texture by beating egg whites until stiff and folding them into the cake batter before baking. Its aeration properties rely on both the quality of the meringue and the chemical leaveners. Its oil-based batter is initially blended before folding into the meringue."
everytime I see you comment I think of Harry Potter because of Nicholas Flamel and the whole sorcerer's stone thing and then I get a sudden craving to curl up on the couch and watch all 8 HP movies.
i think its better when they are alone because they dont get shy , but most of the time when the partner says something is bad then the other one says yeah aha without even tryin it
Where I live these beers are as common as Budweiser or Kokanee or Pabst. I live in a "local, craft beer enthusiast" town, so we're overflowing with interesting beers to try!
I've had all those, except for the lemon flavored Rogue beer in the pink bottle. I hate lemon flavored anything, so I've never had it. My favorite from this video has to be Peanut Butter Stout from Belching Beaver, which is just a few minutes away from where I live, here in San Diego. Right now they're doing beer floats with some of their sweet beers like the Milk Stout. I know, it sounds disgusting to mix beer with ice cream but it was actually pretty delicious.
MAKE YOUR VIDEOS LONGER!!! THAT WAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUMP OUT TONS OF CONTENT A DAY. WE'RE ALREADY ATTACHED THE EMPLOYEES SO WE WOULD WATCH A 10 MIN VIDEO WITH THEIR COMMENTARY!!!
Patrick HAS to be the cutest buzzfeed man. Notice that I didn't say hottest (that goes to Ben hands down), but Patrick looks like he'd be a great, supportive guy-friend who you may fall in love with after getting to know him
Have you seen that commercial for world of warships? About the duck hunting and shooting the boat. Turns out 6 shotgun shells turn into 3 Mega Armor Piercing Shells For A Warship. 2 Shotgun Shells=1 Mega AP Shell
According to German "Reinheitsgebot" from 1516, the only ingridients of beer are: water, barley and humulus. Beers which include anything else are not beers.
Captain Hero Accept that the German Purity Laws were strictly meant for German styles of Beer which include primarily Lagers and wheat ales. . Beer has been around since roughly 2,000 BC. and has contained many variations straying from these exact ingredients.
0:26 no offense but i always thought these two were one person... i did not know they were different people... I like them both btw... love them... so cute
To this day I see this video and it draws up old memories of the time I was first able to drink during Christmas, someone thought it would be funny to trick me to drink a "Strange Beer". They got me to drink a beer called Death By Chocolate; it was all good and stuff until then, because afterwards all I could taste was that beer and it was super nasty to me. Not just me really, but several others tried it and wound up throwing up. I luckily managed to keep it down by drowning it down with whiskey. To this day I still remember the taste of that beer.
I talking about personal taste and not the global-marketing oriented capitalistic definition of "good" beer in america. I don't judge a beer as good or bad only because some statistics are claiming so. Those numbers on the ratings (on especially american websites) are results of the millions of dollars american beer Companys put into advertising so they are able to sell their products on a woldwide scale. That doesnt mean that German companys doesnt want to sell their products worldwide as well but they generally concentrate to sell their beer nationally and use traditional recepies that have roots before americas foundation as an state. Theres no way that american beer is in any way better than german beer in terms of taste and every exchange student that I met would just underline my point. American beer is quantitave good at dominating the wold by selling their product as the result of their marketing but trust me, visit Germany and the beer will haunt you while you dream because of its incredible taste.
SnakeEye s Beeradvocate is site with user reviews. It tends to lean more towards American beers, but even Ratebeer.com which has more of a European leaning still tends to rate American beers highly. Neither of them are significantly affected by advertising dollars from large breweries. It's also a bit silly to imply that the breweries garnering all these high reviews are the result of millions of dollars in advertising. Most of the good breweries in the US are small enough that they don't advertise anywhere near that scale. Some of them don't even distribute out of their home state and still get reviews like that. Take Heady Topper; it's one of the most highly rated DIPAs in the world and they don't even distribute outside of Vermont. It's so good that people that vacations to Vermont just to get the beer. Your whole rant seems like your taste in beer is fueled by patriotism rather than any sort of basis in fact. Try some actually good American beers before you make generalizations. There certainly are some good German beers; they just aren't so good that they'd "haunt" anyone.
***** Only because there are so many of you supporting your own. You do have some rather good breweries these days though, some of who's beer I'd like to sample.
I knew America didnt know jack shit about beers, but these might be the worst I have seen. These only excist for people who dont like beer but still want to be seen drinking beer.
Now now, no need to idolize the European Beer, it can be quality in one of it's most refined forms but that's all it can be ... traditional taste. Now unfortunately you've found yourself coming across this video talking about just a /few/ of the crazy beers from the US* ... which some of them are not even American since Banana Bread and Double Chocolate are from Wells & Young's Ltd out of Bedford, UK. Don't be the grumpy old codger who wants to sit out on the porch mumbling on and on about "All them damned kids are bringing out all those newfangled beers these days. Well back in my day ..." Yada yada yada. Gotta lay off suckling the old grandmother's teet sometimes and join those of us out here in the era of craft experimentalism getting a fresh pair of tits every 5 seconds. It should be pointed out that craft experimentalism has only just recently arrived to the European countries. They've got to go toe-to-toe against the "(...) four states that account for one-third of all the breweries in the United States: California, Colorado, Oregon, and Washington." This is from an article back in February of last year, back then California had 509 breweries, Washington had 251, Colorado had 217, and Oregon had 208. So who knows how many more there are now. Oh and of course let's not forget that America is the second largest producer of Hops, seventh at barley, and one of the biggest producers of Beer Yeast (White Labs) is yep, in America. Bigger country, best ingredients, and the gumption to say, "Let's make something new!" Now of course, [rant over], I would never NOT drink anything if I ever got the chance to travel abroad and sample the sweet nectars of the European nations. I am nothing but certain that each and every beer would be nothing but pure perfection. The point is, don't dismiss the change, don't fear that which you do not understand. Cheers. ------- *I've actually drank all of the beers on this video, save for the lemon Beer, I'll probably get a chance when I visit Rogue Brewing again this Summer.
Many of these, specifically the chocolate stout, are styles of beer that do not deviate from the way those beers are normally made. They are no more "flavored" than beers that taste oaky, roasted, malty, or hoppy. Chocolate ales sometimes contain no chocolate and instead use a roasted malt that brings about coffee or chocolate like flavors and aromas. Some are brewed with cocoa but hardly any are flavored after the brewing process. Almost every beer but cheap light beers use variations of spices, malts, fruits, hops, herbs, and other ingredients during the brewing process to bring about specific flavors in their beer. Guinness, is supposedly brewing with espresso and cocoa. Only a handful of these beers are probably flavored after the brewing process, for instance the campfire beer uses gramcracker for its yeast/malt flavor which isn't uncommon at all, cocoa, and extract from the marshmallow plant. It is a stout/porter styled beer and hardly deviates from traditional beer recipes.
1:17
Keith : Sorry, we have already had a couple beers.
**half a second later**
Ned : OOOoOOOoooHHhh it's PINK
Those two weren't even in the same ROOM together and they're still in sinc
😂🤣
everything Keith says I feel on a spiritual level.
🙌🙌
"Ralt, yeast and natural flavors...
Same.
"*BUUUUURP*"
Having tried all of these in the past, I now know that I can trust his taste in beer.
*Jesus walks into a bar*
"I'll have a glass of water"
*winks at camera*
Underage Jesus*
Don't fucking spit my name, bitch.
Surnamehere Bruh. Water to wine. That's the joke.
***** Don't tell me what I can and can't do. I am the master of the universe.
Jesus Christ I thought that was God and you are the king of kings or lord of lords
keiths coffee analogy at the end was so accurate
Mallory and Ashley are super cute together! Put those two in more videos together!
They look almost exactly alike, I was like wtf?
what lol theyre SUPER annoying
That would be gross since they are sisters.
"No carbs" THAT IS WHAT BEER IS MADE OUT OF!
Wow lol
Makron5 I was just thinking that
If you could make beer taste good at all, that would be impressive.
Ikr it tastes nasty
Yea european beer is the best
Luca Ciampa I don't, I live in the states. Here the only thing worth drinking is liquor and wine.
Beer... is an acquired taste, really.
Dah Magpie true
You fools need to mix the banana bread stout and the chocolate stout. Banana split stout!
This dude is going places, lemme tell ya.
mattorama genius!
mattorama I shall try this and report back on the experience. I can get these ales in my local supermarket.
James Murphy I spent four years selling fine wines and ales, I can guarantee the results are magnificent.
Yeah!
1:40 Iv'e never seen someone give such an amazing "Yes! Wait!! uhh..." Look before in my life! haha!
When I saw the pink one I instantly went, "Look it's "Pepto-beers-mol!" LOL!!! 1:13
2:18 "there's no carbs in here"... Ok, but beer definitely has carbs in it.
The peanut one makes sense. People eat peanuts and drink beer sometimes. I'd like to try it. I tried jalapeño and a huckleberry beers once, they were both good.
I actually tried the double chocolate stout before. I had a close friend (who had turned 21 around the same time I did) come over to spend the night, and we kinda just ended up sitting around watching movies and trying different alcohols together. I had assumed because the stout was chocolate, I was going to end up liking it (because I love chocolate) but not only did it taste disgusting, it was also past its expiration date. I think maybe if I had tried it when it wasn't expired, I would have liked it, but at the same time, I'm not a huge beer person.
I doubt the expiration date would have made it taste any better. For whatever reason chocolate alcohol is just plain nasty. I've tried a chocolate wine and it was worse than the chocolate stout.
Sarah T In my defense, I didn't know any better. I was one of those kids who didn't drink underage and waited until I was the legal drinking age.
If you don't like stouts you won't like it. Chocolate stouts are not supposed to taste like chocolate either its what brewers name stouts with a darker malt flavor. They are actually really common too, its just people set the expectation of something sweet and get bitter... cause well its a beer. If you want actual chocolate taste try a Chocolate liquor.
If you're not a beer fan, you aren't going to like chocolate stouts. Many of them aren't even made with chocolate. The chocolate is often just referring to the type of barley used to make the beer.
Kelli Stauffer Well, I know that now. I just wish my 21 year old self knew that.
Because nothing says chocolate like turkey leg :D
snaz76
Here before ImmaJeanyus makes a comment about Beer
You beat her by 13 minutes. :)
Imogen Smedley LMAO!
OOOOOOOO Dead Kennedys!
His comment is literally right above yours. I am about to die from laughter
And yet that comment is right above yours, I think you failed!
At the end Keith went into a lot of specifics...
1:42...wtf happend to the girl on the left! haha!!
Mallory's face when she tries the lemon chiffon; and Ashly's reaction to the turkey leg! hahaha love these two!
2:50 Seriously who hates chocolate?!?!
Me
me
I do like chocolate, but it depends on which brand. If it is dark chocolate, then no I won't eat it. I won't eat chocolate that is too sweet.
+Ironwing Kaiser you'll like dark chocolate when you're older kiddo
TheJulianmc I'm 19, and I still don't like it...I have a younger sister, and she loves dark chocolate.
"Off brand chocolate with hotel coffee".
I've never heard anything so white in my life.
Deadlyaztec27 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
''Best paired with turkey leg'' said no one ever
The Young's Chocolate, Rogue's Voodoo and the banana bread ones are all good. You should have made them drink Rogue's Voodoo Bacon Maple Donut beer; that stuff is just weird.
+Electrohead92 It's like bbq grease.
+Electrohead92
I love Young's Double Chocolate stout.
Rogue Sriracha would've been better.
*SERIOUS QUESTION* Do you fold or crunch toilet paper?
Discuss below
Fold. (Duh)
Fold
Crunch
What ever feels right at the moment.
Neither.
I roll it, Yo!
1:23 - Chiffon is a cake Leavened with with Egg Whites!
"A chiffon cake is a very light cake made with vegetable oil, eggs, sugar, flour, baking powder, and flavorings. It is a combination of both batter and foam type (sponge type) cakes.
Instead of the traditional cake ingredient butter, vegetable oil is used; but this is difficult to beat enough air into. Therefore chiffon cakes, like angel cakes and other foam cakes, achieve a fluffy texture by beating egg whites until stiff and folding them into the cake batter before baking. Its aeration properties rely on both the quality of the meringue and the chemical leaveners. Its oil-based batter is initially blended before folding into the meringue."
"There's no carbs in here!" ...uhh, it's actually all carbs.
0:50
HEY THIS BEER WOULD BE GOOD FOR KIDS !!
hHahahahahaha.
To alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Technically its just a solution. ; )
Codrix A solution for not having problems.
Ms. Chlo
technically its only a homogeneous mixture composed of only one phase, aka, a solution
everytime I see you comment I think of Harry Potter because of Nicholas Flamel and the whole sorcerer's stone thing and then I get a sudden craving to curl up on the couch and watch all 8 HP movies.
Only eight likes in 13 hours? Do people not recognize the quote, or are they not caring?
Dehydrated pee would literally be a glass of salt.
When have you ever peed salt? The more dehydrated you are the darker you pee is...
Sadly, no one gets sarcasm these days.
+Courtney Gustafson the body gets rid of excess salt via urine, so if you took all water out of pee you'd be left with salt and urea mainly. :-)
You're an idiot
Sorry, your trolling is sub-standard. Try harder.
The pink bottle just reminds me of Pepto Bismol and then when it was poured out... ugh
I was thinkin', "ooh! A milky pink drink!" Then they poured it.
"Aww, boo"
The intro though... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Keith's reaction is everything!!!!.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Should have tried Trader Joe's Not Your Father's Root Beer.
That stuff is amazing
Had it, it's good. Just a little too syrup-y...
Alexis Gallegos Haha it's not really "real beer" but it sure is a fun one :)
+Stephanie Stiller Its no where near real beer, clearly . Just a slightly alcoholic syrup haha.
+Stephanie Stiller Or should it be "Not Your DAD'S Root Beer"?
1:20 "Woooh, it's PINK!" That reaction killed me xD
I'm just simply happy to see the two Asian girl get together.
The range of emotion that one girl had about that donut beer deserves an Oscar.
Is it just me or Ashley does look more beautiful in these recent videos. I love the eyeliner action on this vid
I love seeing Malerie and Ashley together! They just seem funnier together
LOVE Belching Beaver! The Horchata Imperial Stout is amazing as well, but the PB Milk Stout might be my favorite...
I actually live the one they tried here.
Yeah me too! Nothing better than San Diego beer :)
Michelle Trudeau were the brewing capital of the states!
Almost everything said by Ned and Keith in this video was hilarious. Perfect comic timing with 'Oh, its pink!', 'Double chocolate!' and Keith's burp.
I actually want some of the double chocolate stout...and I'm not even much of a beer drinker!
You are expecting too much chocolate
Make a Black & Tan with the Banana Bread beer, best thing ever.
You'll be heavily disappointed if you are expecting anything resembling chocolate
It's not called chocolate because there's chocolate in it. It's due to the barley they used.
Kitty Grimm You should look for 'Samuel Adams Cherry Chocolate bock', next winter. I find it delicious.
1:42 I love her expressions!!!
i think its better when they are alone because they dont get shy , but most of the time when the partner says something is bad then the other one says yeah aha without even tryin it
LOVE how buzzfeed always has the best ideas for videos.
Just because you can,doesn't mean you should.
1:19 OOOH! IT'S PINK!
Made my day.
Anyone else think that the guy with the glasses is hilarious?
The tall guy with the glasses is killing it every damn video! I am crying tears from laughing AGAIN!
0:23 I thought they were the same person O.o
I did too!!
+Saliva, Yes That's My Last Name this made me laugh
Antwuan Jones Right, it's uncanny.
Saurabh Rana 😁, my mind exploded.
+Saliva, Yes That's My Last Name I am really confused now
1:14 I die every time xD
Also the "WHOOUOO ITS PINK" gets me too lol
who the heck's favorite flavor of laffy taffy is BANANA
Mines ;~;
Jamie Courtney Mine.
mine
Mine! It's seriously amazing!
Mine...
Everyone needs to rewatch the reaction at 1:41 over and over again. Probably the funniest thing I have ever seen!!
Only clicked because of Keith
Where I live these beers are as common as Budweiser or Kokanee or Pabst. I live in a "local, craft beer enthusiast" town, so we're overflowing with interesting beers to try!
To be honest, before this I thought Mallory and Ashley were the same person.
I've had all those, except for the lemon flavored Rogue beer in the pink bottle. I hate lemon flavored anything, so I've never had it. My favorite from this video has to be Peanut Butter Stout from Belching Beaver, which is just a few minutes away from where I live, here in San Diego. Right now they're doing beer floats with some of their sweet beers like the Milk Stout. I know, it sounds disgusting to mix beer with ice cream but it was actually pretty delicious.
MAKE YOUR VIDEOS LONGER!!! THAT WAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUMP OUT TONS OF CONTENT A DAY. WE'RE ALREADY ATTACHED THE EMPLOYEES SO WE WOULD WATCH A 10 MIN VIDEO WITH THEIR COMMENTARY!!!
It's how they make money
+Donovan Benharash you make more money, longer the videos are
+Gumi Megpoid its also easier to make smaller vids, especially if they do a bunch of them in a row, so theres a bit of a tradeoff...
+Deja Spriggs no.
"This beer would be good for kids!" *quietly clips this to add to a compilation of Ned being wildly irresponsible to show Wesley when he's a teen*
they should try different kinds of weeds? o
Oh God you are everywhere
BATI GATI KATNI CORNIO YOU CAN'T ESCAPE HIM. HE IS EVERYWHERE. HE IS ALL. HE IS THE RULER OF THIS DIMENSION. BOW DOWN MORTAL!
Here's OG Purple Dank! They hit it and cough their lungs out. I'm down.
+Jerico Reyes that would be illegal..
+Tiffy James it's not illegal in California lol
Patrick HAS to be the cutest buzzfeed man. Notice that I didn't say hottest (that goes to Ben hands down), but Patrick looks like he'd be a great, supportive guy-friend who you may fall in love with after getting to know him
So what was the first beer those two guys drank and hated?
By the looks of it, it's probably the double chocolate stout because it has the same purple label on the neck.
"Double chocolate?! (Scoffs) I don't even taste half chocolate." Best fuckin' line. LOL.
"I hate chocolate" YOU MONSTER
"I dont even taste half chocolate!" Lol I love Keith.
I really want to try the peanut butter milk stout, sounds really good.
TWITCHTV. GNARLYYGAMING It really is!
I went to a liquor mart and I seen it for almost $20! that's expensive man just for one.
I think Omnipollo - Yellow Belly is a better peanut butter beer
That hotel coffee talk is so true
Finally found a video that ned doesnt mention his wife!!
+Julia Youngstedt OH MY GOD HE DOESN'T. This is a rare occurrence and we must celebrate. WOOO!
There's more pain in Ned's face than a thousand victims of the Irish potato famine
I've been to VooDoo doughnut It's sooooo good!! they literally has cereal on doughnuts!!!
have*
I love the ones with coco puffs on top!
voodoo was good when I had it but since I have had it so much (cousin works there) it's like a regular doughnut place
I had no idea VD made beer...
VD beer.gross lmao
Have you seen that commercial for world of warships? About the duck hunting and shooting the boat. Turns out 6 shotgun shells turn into 3 Mega Armor Piercing Shells For A Warship. 2 Shotgun Shells=1 Mega AP Shell
"There's no carbs in here"
She says, holding a glass with beer in it.
...yeah.
Gotta love that pink bottle! Not sure I would ever choose it over a voodoo doughnut though. Love me some Oregon!
0:25 i thought they were the same person
Oh man her reaction at 1:40 almost sent me to an early grave LOLOLOLOL
😂😂😂😂😂
According to German "Reinheitsgebot" from 1516, the only ingridients of beer are: water, barley and humulus. Beers which include anything else are not beers.
Captain Hero Accept that the German Purity Laws were strictly meant for German styles of Beer which include primarily Lagers and wheat ales. . Beer has been around since roughly 2,000 BC. and has contained many variations straying from these exact ingredients.
Jeremy Houtsma
+Jeremy Houtsma DAMN THOSE CRAFTY BELGIANS PUTTING FRUIT IN THEIR LAMBICS. It's not real beer guys, the law has spoken amiright?
Campfire stout is my favorite, chocolatey, kinda smokey, just pure amazing
Whose favorite Laffy Taffy is the yellow one?!
Crazy people's
0:26 no offense but i always thought these two were one person... i did not know they were different people... I like them both btw... love them... so cute
uh, yeah there are a carbs in beer... a lot of carbs actually...
I need Keith, Mallory, and Ashly all together doing taste test vids regularly.
the pink one looks like a pepto bismal bottle
It tastes like Pepto aswell.
did you try it
I tried it once and it is as vile as the guys in the video make it look.
I love it when people say don't include that in the video in the video.
To the person who is reading this:You are perfect the way you are!No matter what,never give up on yourself!Have a beautiful day,you deserve it!
Awww, You too 😘
K.
Thats just cute... Thanks :)
Same to you ^^V
awww, thank you! i knew those children locked in my basement were just a bunch of haters!
bluetextonwhitebg haha!
the first two are straight bangers!!!!! my favorites.
This was unBEERable. I'm sorry. I'll show myself out.
No please don't :3
Mallory's reaction at 1:42! BWAHAHAAH
Mallory and Ashley look like siblings👭
To this day I see this video and it draws up old memories of the time I was first able to drink during Christmas, someone thought it would be funny to trick me to drink a "Strange Beer". They got me to drink a beer called Death By Chocolate; it was all good and stuff until then, because afterwards all I could taste was that beer and it was super nasty to me. Not just me really, but several others tried it and wound up throwing up. I luckily managed to keep it down by drowning it down with whiskey. To this day I still remember the taste of that beer.
there anit a bottle in america that deserves to be called a beer. DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND
I talking about personal taste and not the global-marketing oriented capitalistic definition of "good" beer in america. I don't judge a beer as good or bad only because some statistics are claiming so. Those numbers on the ratings (on especially american websites) are results of the millions of dollars american beer Companys put into advertising so they are able to sell their products on a woldwide scale. That doesnt mean that German companys doesnt want to sell their products worldwide as well but they generally concentrate to sell their beer nationally and use traditional recepies that have roots before americas foundation as an state. Theres no way that american beer is in any way better than german beer in terms of taste and every exchange student that I met would just underline my point. American beer is quantitave good at dominating the wold by selling their product as the result of their marketing but trust me, visit Germany and the beer will haunt you while you dream because of its incredible taste.
SnakeEye s
Beeradvocate is site with user reviews. It tends to lean more towards American beers, but even Ratebeer.com which has more of a European leaning still tends to rate American beers highly. Neither of them are significantly affected by advertising dollars from large breweries.
It's also a bit silly to imply that the breweries garnering all these high reviews are the result of millions of dollars in advertising. Most of the good breweries in the US are small enough that they don't advertise anywhere near that scale. Some of them don't even distribute out of their home state and still get reviews like that. Take Heady Topper; it's one of the most highly rated DIPAs in the world and they don't even distribute outside of Vermont. It's so good that people that vacations to Vermont just to get the beer.
Your whole rant seems like your taste in beer is fueled by patriotism rather than any sort of basis in fact. Try some actually good American beers before you make generalizations. There certainly are some good German beers; they just aren't so good that they'd "haunt" anyone.
TRUE! American Beer tastes like water in comparison
***** Only because there are so many of you supporting your own. You do have some rather good breweries these days though, some of who's beer I'd like to sample.
SnakeEye s just relax and have a Coronado Beer. Thrust a beer distributor as myself. You' ll love it. Even Karl Straus is good.
I wish they would've tried the Coronado Coffee Stout. It's by far one of my favorite beers that would never disappoint anyones taste buds.
have them smoke weed
Love the reaction at 2:02
"There's no carbs in here." #americans
yeah i facepalmed pretty hard there...making us in the states look bad
Double Chocolate Stout is AMAZING!
One of my all time favorites.
You can't just react like rational human beings can you?
Keith's description of hotel coffee was SO FUNNY!!!
I knew America didnt know jack shit about beers, but these might be the worst I have seen. These only excist for people who dont like beer but still want to be seen drinking beer.
I see your pictures from spirited way
eh... eh...
There is a good reason why it is illegal to call flavored beer "beer" in Germany.
It must be sold as a beer drink, nothing else.
Now now, no need to idolize the European Beer, it can be quality in one of it's most refined forms but that's all it can be ... traditional taste. Now unfortunately you've found yourself coming across this video talking about just a /few/ of the crazy beers from the US* ... which some of them are not even American since Banana Bread and Double Chocolate are from Wells & Young's Ltd out of Bedford, UK.
Don't be the grumpy old codger who wants to sit out on the porch mumbling on and on about "All them damned kids are bringing out all those newfangled beers these days. Well back in my day ..." Yada yada yada. Gotta lay off suckling the old grandmother's teet sometimes and join those of us out here in the era of craft experimentalism getting a fresh pair of tits every 5 seconds.
It should be pointed out that craft experimentalism has only just recently arrived to the European countries. They've got to go toe-to-toe against the "(...) four states that account for one-third of all the breweries in the United States: California, Colorado, Oregon, and Washington." This is from an article back in February of last year, back then California had 509 breweries, Washington had 251, Colorado had 217, and Oregon had 208. So who knows how many more there are now.
Oh and of course let's not forget that America is the second largest producer of Hops, seventh at barley, and one of the biggest producers of Beer Yeast (White Labs) is yep, in America. Bigger country, best ingredients, and the gumption to say, "Let's make something new!"
Now of course, [rant over], I would never NOT drink anything if I ever got the chance to travel abroad and sample the sweet nectars of the European nations. I am nothing but certain that each and every beer would be nothing but pure perfection. The point is, don't dismiss the change, don't fear that which you do not understand.
Cheers.
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*I've actually drank all of the beers on this video, save for the lemon Beer, I'll probably get a chance when I visit Rogue Brewing again this Summer.
Many of these, specifically the chocolate stout, are styles of beer that do not deviate from the way those beers are normally made. They are no more "flavored" than beers that taste oaky, roasted, malty, or hoppy. Chocolate ales sometimes contain no chocolate and instead use a roasted malt that brings about coffee or chocolate like flavors and aromas. Some are brewed with cocoa but hardly any are flavored after the brewing process. Almost every beer but cheap light beers use variations of spices, malts, fruits, hops, herbs, and other ingredients during the brewing process to bring about specific flavors in their beer. Guinness, is supposedly brewing with espresso and cocoa. Only a handful of these beers are probably flavored after the brewing process, for instance the campfire beer uses gramcracker for its yeast/malt flavor which isn't uncommon at all, cocoa, and extract from the marshmallow plant. It is a stout/porter styled beer and hardly deviates from traditional beer recipes.
When Malory tries the donut beer!!! Hahah Her face twisted into every facial expression in about 2 seconds! lol
Wow way under 301 club 👸
Nobody gives a dam
***** hahaha
Aww yeah I'm fashionably late guys but still under 301 in my heart
It's like anything Keith says will make me laugh. He's just always funny.
BRUH I THOUGHT THE 2 ASIANS THAT WERE SITTING NEXT TO EACHOTHER WERE THE SAME PERSON HOLY CRAP
RIGHT
same!!! it tripped me out for a second
SAME I was like wait WHAT TTTT
same!!!!
+Norah Welch I think they are sisters
As a German, I'm crying when i see all these weird "beer" creations.