Nick's description of this man's folds of fat as like the valleys and his bed sores as like the variegated colours of the changing seasons of West Virginia is like something Steinbeck would write.
A lot of beautiful poetic language in this one. Like the bell ringing image. Behind the veneer of cruelty and self hatred, we are actually aesthetes and patrons of the arts listening to this
@@octopusexperiment1931 It's crude content to be sure, but it's cultured. It's like listening to a French person talk. They're probably talking about their heinous crimes, but because it's all "le grille" it sounds like listening to the Sistine Choir
Its funny that CHAZ was basically what Nick described - what happens if you give permanently online people control of anything for 3 days - and they end up creating cops again and shoot a black teenager. You couldn't write that joke.
It wasn't even that. Some guy and his three friends just rolled into it with guns and everyone was afraid to do anything about them. They didn't even get to make cops, they were conquered fore they could!
@@R.J.MacReady1982No he isn’t this is the fattest he’s been in his entire life. He’s nearly 400 pounds and about 5’6”. He’s now stage 4 obese which was just created. Stage 3 is morbidly obese, so he’s now somehow beyond morbidly obese.
@conor7154 I swear he said he was 310 just recently on the patreon ep. Well, Conor, you better call in and tell him how concerned you are for his health.
LMAO I remember reading the Stuyvesant HS cuddle puddle article when I was 14 and thinking they were the lamest people on earth. Glad to get Adam’s insider info here
I love this podcast, but his laugh has made me turn it off soo many times. It is absolutely the most annoying laugh I've ever heard. Like it can't be real. I'm convinced it's a fake laugh, which makes it worse that he would choose to make that sound.
Stav was stuck in an elevator door at the airport, so Nick instinctively turns to social media to find another fat guy to castigate. Also the idea of JFK in a white tuxedo dealing with his career defining crisis of state, is unexplainably funny for some reason
Imaging Nick’s abortion scheme wherein a lesbian couple are so happy that the in vitro fertilization finally took and the postman just giving them a thumbs down
yeah, back when KBUST radio first started broadcasting a couple years back, I was regularly lobbying Mr. Seagull to expand the playlist beyond that streak of episodes (approx ~50 -> ~220). He said that a lot of the episodes outside of that era had Nick just straight up playing copyrighted music on the pod, and he didn’t want to risk the stream getting shut down over copyright issues. Which I totally get, and it’s a lot of work to go through every single episode to figure out if any music gets played at any point. But there are a ton of great episodes that DON’T have the Home Improvement theme or Nick playing the 90s alternative playlist off his phone (and there are even a few of those that DO get played on 69.9fm).
I tried to eat while listening to this and I started phsycially gagging at the description of throwing himself on candy. Thanks Cumtown, for reminding me my gag reflex still exists.
Some people use poetry to deal with their crippling depression. Others paint landscapes, or sculpt, or compose electronic music. Some people, with the benefit of modern technology, tweet.
I feel like the people who think WV is uniquely "beautiful" are disproportionately urban yuppies like Nick and Adam, for whom all the "natural wonder" is mostly just a novelty they can pretend is so much better than whatever gray, crowded, smelly neighborhood of NYC they're squatting in now. And if they actually lived there every day, the view wouldn't be worth there being less shit to do, the place you live in being less convenient to navigate, and the people you live around, on average, having less education and worse values.
@@humvee2800 My point is that it stops being "naturally beautiful" when it just becomes "the BS you see in the background of your otherwise static and alienated daily life in WV."
You get used to anything. I live in atlanta and my cousin from out of town was so charmed by the trees. Meanwhile I don’t give a shit, and arid environments are cool and novel to me. That area of the appalachias is beautiful though. But yeah, living out in the boonies sucks if you want to have a social life that isn’t just getting drunk at a bar.
You are seen brother. (I am a hikki too. I’m not mega ugly, just letting fear rule my life because I get bullied at all my shit jobs and am too autistic to handle it for more than 3 months at a time.)
Not 1 time.... not 1 time do these people ever consider that they should change something about themselves, or that it just might be their own fault. It is ALWAYS everyone and everything else that's the problem.
yeah but dont some people just suck due to genetics/childhood experience or really a combination of both. you should have some sympathy for those who are in unfortunate circumstances.
@@henrythompson7768 If you live in the first world and are using your childhood experiences as an excuse to be shit person, you are just a shit person.
this is all from these people's Twitter accounts. it looks like they were all scrubbed, which is why I asked for archives in the description, to see if anyone had them.
@43:08 That's how a bandwagon works. Or, the Koolkid Train. "If there's a new way I'll be the first in line." All the Kool kids are doing it. Be a sucker just like them. Buyer beware. #LoveTheCapitalism
I like how adam has to keep shoehorning his comment about the “trans women that are more perfect than actual women” like anybody normal thinks those exist….
Because Adam's gay, just like how he doubled down on telling everyone how great watching Blacked was In fact, both Stav and Adam regularly try to force conversation about how they'd have gay sex or how other men are attractive
Nick's description of this man's folds of fat as like the valleys and his bed sores as like the variegated colours of the changing seasons of West Virginia is like something Steinbeck would write.
A lot of beautiful poetic language in this one. Like the bell ringing image. Behind the veneer of cruelty and self hatred, we are actually aesthetes and patrons of the arts listening to this
Yeah, man, I love being gay too.
@@octopusexperiment1931 It's crude content to be sure, but it's cultured. It's like listening to a French person talk. They're probably talking about their heinous crimes, but because it's all "le grille" it sounds like listening to the Sistine Choir
Its funny that CHAZ was basically what Nick described - what happens if you give permanently online people control of anything for 3 days - and they end up creating cops again and shoot a black teenager. You couldn't write that joke.
It wasn't even that. Some guy and his three friends just rolled into it with guns and everyone was afraid to do anything about them. They didn't even get to make cops, they were conquered fore they could!
But the thing to keep in mind is that in either case, its very funny.
Not just *a* black teenager but multiple. All the while crowing on twitter about "righteously executing those white supremacists".
CHAZ must have happened a year or two before this was recorded but the point still stands
@@btsnakeit was 22 so yeah, CHAZ happened by this point
“These people are completely incapable of wiping their own asses after a shit”
Eerie foreshadowing of Stavs current situation
Lol he's losing weight tho
@@R.J.MacReady1982No he isn’t this is the fattest he’s been in his entire life. He’s nearly 400 pounds and about 5’6”. He’s now stage 4 obese which was just created. Stage 3 is morbidly obese, so he’s now somehow beyond morbidly obese.
@conor7154 I swear he said he was 310 just recently on the patreon ep.
Well, Conor, you better call in and tell him how concerned you are for his health.
“This is Stavs doctor…”
@MrTornado7 Tony is his doctor. His dirty doctor put him in an icebath the other day haha 😄 with enough money, anyone can lose weight, with aids.
Video of Ethan klein from H3H3 using a phone
3:18 “addicted to gender and peanut-M&M’s” 😆
Why ARE men?
Because I'm gay
I ask myself this question every single day
The answer is gay
When is gay?
Nick is the absolute best when he's in a good mood
get this man a percocet STAT!
How do you even find stock footage like this
very carefully
Search query: Shirtless, toothless, and feeeelin' good!
STAV
Selfie
With one hand
"There's no such thing as a mountain-mama; it doesn't exist."
Robert Oppenheimer, 1945
Now i am become mountain mama. Take me home
LMAO I remember reading the Stuyvesant HS cuddle puddle article when I was 14 and thinking they were the lamest people on earth. Glad to get Adam’s insider info here
i'm so fucking angry at you for enabling me to know what that is
Adam's laugh is truly vile
In headphones it's really punishing.
I love this podcast, but his laugh has made me turn it off soo many times. It is absolutely the most annoying laugh I've ever heard. Like it can't be real. I'm convinced it's a fake laugh, which makes it worse that he would choose to make that sound.
Half the Adam friedland show is Nick monologuing and Adam laughing but adding almost nothing else
His whole existence is
@@MarkS806Are you not gay??
Stav was stuck in an elevator door at the airport, so Nick instinctively turns to social media to find another fat guy to castigate. Also the idea of JFK in a white tuxedo dealing with his career defining crisis of state, is unexplainably funny for some reason
Imaging Nick’s abortion scheme wherein a lesbian couple are so happy that the in vitro fertilization finally took and the postman just giving them a thumbs down
The one time Nick is nice to Adam he reminds the world why he needs to be bullied
Another banger episode that Steven Seagull doesn't have on the Bust
yeah, back when KBUST radio first started broadcasting a couple years back, I was regularly lobbying Mr. Seagull to expand the playlist beyond that streak of episodes (approx ~50 -> ~220). He said that a lot of the episodes outside of that era had Nick just straight up playing copyrighted music on the pod, and he didn’t want to risk the stream getting shut down over copyright issues.
Which I totally get, and it’s a lot of work to go through every single episode to figure out if any music gets played at any point. But there are a ton of great episodes that DON’T have the Home Improvement theme or Nick playing the 90s alternative playlist off his phone (and there are even a few of those that DO get played on 69.9fm).
@@AwesometownUSA that makes way more sense than him just being lazy
PARTY MONSTERS LMAO
"But those are just party monsters" lmaoo😂
OH MY GOD THIS EPISODE. I was looking for it for a while, it's one of the veeeeeeeery few that stuck with me from the... declining years.
Aka 2020-2022
Shoulda made the picture WingsOfRedemption
Look here! LISTEN
oh mah lord mawds ban this dude reel tawk
I tried to eat while listening to this and I started phsycially gagging at the description of throwing himself on candy.
Thanks Cumtown, for reminding me my gag reflex still exists.
Now what dat mouf do
Youd think a cumtown listener would have overcome his gag reflex a long long time ago
Even your dad couldn't do that
“I feel so bad for nerds.”
Adam truly lacks self-awareness
:Said the socialist dweeb
Naw. That boys a gay king
@@tonyreyes3780Until he's reminded of Coolll Adammm. He loves tripliiiinnng
adam just has whatever the opposite of survivors guilt is from barely missing becoming a nerd, survivor's pride lol
@@beenis9842_heyyy guyz my name is Coolll Adam_
1:30 of trashing tankies but Mullen still needs to end with buzzard beater of dunking on the bug
Tankies literally spawned from bugs. Makes sense
Some people use poetry to deal with their crippling depression. Others paint landscapes, or sculpt, or compose electronic music. Some people, with the benefit of modern technology, tweet.
You ever hear of incelcore?
5:14 is the worst thing i have ever heard.
Cancel Adam.
But Nick, if they turned that guy into a dragon it would still be a very gay, very unlikable dragon.
I like the opening shot of Liquid Richard AKA WingsOfRedemption
I feel like the people who think WV is uniquely "beautiful" are disproportionately urban yuppies like Nick and Adam, for whom all the "natural wonder" is mostly just a novelty they can pretend is so much better than whatever gray, crowded, smelly neighborhood of NYC they're squatting in now. And if they actually lived there every day, the view wouldn't be worth there being less shit to do, the place you live in being less convenient to navigate, and the people you live around, on average, having less education and worse values.
this is nonsense lol
"This are is poor and inconvenient " doesnt change " this area is naturally beautiful "
@@humvee2800 My point is that it stops being "naturally beautiful" when it just becomes "the BS you see in the background of your otherwise static and alienated daily life in WV."
You get used to anything. I live in atlanta and my cousin from out of town was so charmed by the trees. Meanwhile I don’t give a shit, and arid environments are cool and novel to me. That area of the appalachias is beautiful though. But yeah, living out in the boonies sucks if you want to have a social life that isn’t just getting drunk at a bar.
I love the amount of goblin talk in this one
@@societysarmpit the goblin cooking all the children in a giant cauldron in the middle of the town square is classic
i'm an ugly loser like the guy theyre talking about but i have the social grace to just retreat from society and become a hikki
You are seen brother. (I am a hikki too. I’m not mega ugly, just letting fear rule my life because I get bullied at all my shit jobs and am too autistic to handle it for more than 3 months at a time.)
i love how they’re essentially just making fun of the person stav grew to be
The Width of Stav, The Personality of Adam and The Hopelessness of Nick with Chemical X that is political belief produces this guy
Why are this dudes arms so damn tan?
T-shirts
Not 1 time.... not 1 time do these people ever consider that they should change something about themselves, or that it just might be their own fault. It is ALWAYS everyone and everything else that's the problem.
yeah but dont some people just suck due to genetics/childhood experience or really a combination of both. you should have some sympathy for those who are in unfortunate circumstances.
@@henrythompson7768 finally, thank you.
@@henrythompson7768 If you live in the first world and are using your childhood experiences as an excuse to be shit person, you are just a shit person.
Real Greggers heads will know this was bound to come
Anyone knows what the regular episode to this premium one was?
Every now and then Nick's furry side comes out on the pod
wait, but, why _are_ men?
Who has the pictures of the guy they discussed in the beginning?
Look up "stavros halkias shirtless"
Snorlaxia LOLOLOL
Discord sucks, if you use it uninstall your brains from your head
We need to bring back those wooden lock things you put people into to throw tomatoes at them
I like how they’re just mogging Stav this whole time
Is candy okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay, Candy?
@@alexanderchippelcan I get one of those pretzels auntie Annie
@@alexanderchippel LOL
@@alexanderchippelyou’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A gay criminal
@@magicjackm You've been sucked by, a gay criminal
Which subreddit is Nick reading all these from? I'm in the mood for some doomscrolling
this is all from these people's Twitter accounts. it looks like they were all scrubbed, which is why I asked for archives in the description, to see if anyone had them.
What episode number
Do they ever talk about the final fantasy house on cumtown?
@43:08 That's how a bandwagon works. Or, the Koolkid Train.
"If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line."
All the Kool kids are doing it.
Be a sucker just like them.
Buyer beware.
#LoveTheCapitalism
Who tf are you talking to. Get a grip
are there pictures on reddit still up of these people? or chat logs?
This is so much better than the Adam Friedland show.
7:09
Bar for bar word for word everything Nick said
Black people. Amirite?
I'm with a patient, he's suing his own mind for a million dollars!
@7:11 is perfection.
great ep
anime
42:00
I like how adam has to keep shoehorning his comment about the “trans women that are more perfect than actual women” like anybody normal thinks those exist….
This is what happens when you spend your life breathing in that NY air. It is true madness.
Because Adam's gay, just like how he doubled down on telling everyone how great watching Blacked was
In fact, both Stav and Adam regularly try to force conversation about how they'd have gay sex or how other men are attractive
I'm sure the guy commenting on a fan re-upload of a bit from a comedy podcast that ended three years ago knows all about "real women"
@@aaronnix4291 ok angry he-she please go away
That stuff about the bell is actually pretty good
Amazed this isnt 2016/17 didnt think guys rhat posted like thats still existed
why wouldn't they?
why are men?
Adams laugh is sooooooo obnoxious
Stav really never added much to cumtown besides his funny ass laugh
Nah he was good for nick to bounce shit off of
@@VideoboxInc Being fat and having a guy able to make fun of you is still not a positive trait
@@VideoboxInc barely, it was ALWAYS a worse idea / element / two shades behind .
@@johnclay2716so have you listened to an episode of TAFS?
All stavros had to do on CT was go “yes, and” which is something Adam (a professional comedian) cannot do for some reason