Lynette Scavo - Funny Moments

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  • Lynette Scavo in "Desperate Housewives," played by Felicity Huffman

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  • @d.s.5577
    @d.s.5577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    The queen of sarcasm

  • @patrickmgaddis
    @patrickmgaddis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Gabi: Why are you wearing a parka?
    Lynette: Because fur is murder.

  • @tarathompson9251
    @tarathompson9251 11 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "Oh, that's why I keep having kids, Jerry, to replace the ones that hate me."

  • @TheGlobetrotteuse14
    @TheGlobetrotteuse14 9 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    The way she says : "Oh please, you know it's gonna be a BOY, it's always a BOY" ! Lynette is hilarious.

    • @aymanedu33
      @aymanedu33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm litterally laughing my ass off in front of this

    • @amandar273
      @amandar273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can relate, except the opposite. I'm pregnant with my third (first two are both girls) and my husband and mom are convinced it's a boy but something is telling me it's another girl. I really want a boy this time, but when they both said this one was going to be a boy, I thought of this exact scene lol.

    • @jennasutton8800
      @jennasutton8800 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheGlobetrotteuse14 isn’t that scene from season 1

    • @MaxRoc21
      @MaxRoc21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amandar273 so is it a boy?

    • @marsavriletmaimam5981
      @marsavriletmaimam5981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mandie R what you had boy or girl ?

  • @tginactive
    @tginactive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "Three words! Stink... stank... stunk!" LMAO! Lynette is so funny!

    • @trizychernyavskaya7027
      @trizychernyavskaya7027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tom sat back and waited 4 it. I guess the lady wasnt expectin it.

  • @Sarahlouise2805
    @Sarahlouise2805 12 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Your 43? But I'm.... NOBODY CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE TOM! Hahaha

  • @babe8917
    @babe8917 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    That's just math. My favourite

  • @patricia1591
    @patricia1591 11 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    how do you say a GOLD DIGGER! lmaoo

    • @blakedanielle2000
      @blakedanielle2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I saw that episode just a few days ago LMAO that accent was on point!

  • @sirenlucy8738
    @sirenlucy8738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    « So, that’s why you keep us drunk, huh? So we don’t fight back! » is my favorite Lynette quote. Cannot wait for the opportunity to use it in real life...😄

  • @aravinthanv9
    @aravinthanv9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    ''My breast are Two balloons you find behind the couch a week after the party''🤣

  • @linss0870
    @linss0870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The fact that my parents loved this character that much to the point that they called me, their only daughter like her just let me speechless

    • @blakedanielle2000
      @blakedanielle2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Were you born after the show aired?

    • @barbarabc24
      @barbarabc24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@blakedanielle2000 i feel old already

    • @jamiemohan2049
      @jamiemohan2049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To be fair Lynette is a nice name.

    • @Mel-xk9go
      @Mel-xk9go ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blakedanielle2000 who cares, at least she knows the show

  • @killianmmmoore
    @killianmmmoore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Would you just skip the break up and get right to the killing? Hahaha

  • @francychavez4392
    @francychavez4392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Lynette is THE ABSOLUTE BEST!

    • @javiercs006
      @javiercs006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lynette is now going to prison.

  • @lamoskgr
    @lamoskgr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    1:36 That is so true. The way society lies about motherhood...

  • @Jade-ie2rr
    @Jade-ie2rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I hope I'm like Lynette when I'm older

    • @blakedanielle2000
      @blakedanielle2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      true lol I wish I had her guts

    • @paradisek4277
      @paradisek4277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blakedanielle2000 i think she hella insecure

    • @SupeerFranzi
      @SupeerFranzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@paradisek4277 she totally is. But because of this, she is so strong and independent in other situations imo

    • @zanelemofikoe4800
      @zanelemofikoe4800 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trust me you don’t, it’s really hard being a tough cookie like Lynette

    • @kendallrivers1119
      @kendallrivers1119 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should actually want to be like Bree and Gaby. They're the best!

  • @amandaeklund8136
    @amandaeklund8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    -Oh! That's why I keep having kids, Jimmy, to replace the ones who hate me
    Lmfao:-) 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @manueb.5551
    @manueb.5551 11 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "And brush your teeth ! My eyes are watery" lmao

  • @jaheishapulley3012
    @jaheishapulley3012 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The part when she threw the ball

    • @idarkdark
      @idarkdark 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love that!

  • @julianmandatori7750
    @julianmandatori7750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    No talking!
    Better than hitting

  • @charlescoleman2140
    @charlescoleman2140 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Lynette was my favorite

  • @megblue1
    @megblue1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    my fav couples: Carlos and Gaby, then Lynette and Tom, then Susan and Mike, then Bree and Orson, though less the Bree and rex

    • @GUNDAM1071
      @GUNDAM1071 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your list is spot on my friend (even though I didn't like her relatioships I LOVED bree as a charactor)

    • @corsariocapitao
      @corsariocapitao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rex was a horrible husband

    • @wickedwitchoftheeast88
      @wickedwitchoftheeast88 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@corsariocapitao Rex was a disloyal, lying, cheating, hypocritical and misogynist bastard. He couldn't get away quick enough but as soon as his heart went bad he suddenly wanted to return and get back together with Bree. He's lucky she took him back I would have kicked him to the curb Orson was a better husband they should never have messed with his and Bree's relationship

  • @sherrie5468
    @sherrie5468 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5;24 lol, he wouldnt break up with her n then kill her, its an extra step, wouldnt he have just skipped the break up n get to the killing... why wont u stop?... LMFAO

  • @sasahara439
    @sasahara439 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    my favorite couple in the show! those two had the best dynamic!

    • @periodt6733
      @periodt6733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They were cringe sometimes

    • @aivlysplath
      @aivlysplath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oof, they were the worst couple, imo

    • @blakedanielle2000
      @blakedanielle2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Funniest couple had to be Gaby and Carlos

  • @blakedanielle2000
    @blakedanielle2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Felicity Huffman was the best in the show. Teri Hatcher's acting comes very close as second.

  • @musics4me
    @musics4me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Rich Lynette was my favorite!

  • @lauracrvs
    @lauracrvs 12 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    please stop talking to me. LOOL

  • @jamesmaxson2306
    @jamesmaxson2306 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Because…..fur is murder. What’s up? “ 😂

  • @TJMalana
    @TJMalana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “Nobody cares how old you are Tom!” Lynette’s sarcastic one liners are freakin hilarious! LOL 😂

    • @deszinator
      @deszinator  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Couldn't agree more!

  • @jeremynevill1022
    @jeremynevill1022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Linette, the most fantastic woman in the world

  • @amandaeklund9499
    @amandaeklund9499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    - I'm not turned on, you're a very handsome man but we're not gonna have sex, that's a no-sandwich lol :)🤣🤣🤣

  • @JB-jr8zw
    @JB-jr8zw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't stand lynnete, she is unbearable.
    Tom would of been more responsible and mature but every chance he had she meddled to make him fall back into a bad role once again.

  • @notthedoctor8621
    @notthedoctor8621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Lynette was too good for tom. Too bad her personality is too bold for most

    • @malfaroangel3896
      @malfaroangel3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol no she wasn’t. She the living definition of playing the mom card

    • @inesines4898
      @inesines4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tom was just a useless husband

    • @wickedwitchoftheeast88
      @wickedwitchoftheeast88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@inesines4898 as much as I liked Tom I've since rewatched the show and realised he can be a useless twat at times. But the worst was his behaviour towards Lynette over Nora and Kayla. Lynette supported Tom 100% and had his back and he allowed Nora to massively overstep boundaries into his family and marriage. Lynette saw through Nora from day one and she was absolutely right about her Tom was a blind idiot not to see her coming a mile away

    • @vannessarangel44
      @vannessarangel44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@malfaroangel3896 yes she was, Tom left her with all the charge of their kids, she had to resolve everything

    • @missy_j-0018
      @missy_j-0018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're so narrow minded that you actually can't see why they were so good together. Both of them are loyal and love each other to the bone and kept that spark as the day they met. They are the best couple on the show.

  • @sirenlucy8738
    @sirenlucy8738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Has anyone noticed that the names of Lynette’s children all start with a „P“.
    I mean Porter, Preston, Parker, Penny, Patrick (even though he never came to be - Spoiler alert 🚨)

    • @jackschissler255
      @jackschissler255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Forgot Paige (The surviving Twin to Patrick)

    • @allegraphic
      @allegraphic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      P the letter that comes halfway between L and T

  • @a.k.aemperor2365
    @a.k.aemperor2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lynette was like the female version of Abraham... SO MANY KIDS... getting pregnant even after hitting menopause age lol

  • @TheSeriousAnalysist
    @TheSeriousAnalysist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Mr euhh I don't know are there any more potatoes?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ghgirl4082
    @ghgirl4082 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hilarious:)

  • @nickmanofredda8803
    @nickmanofredda8803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    SCAVO LINI : la casalinga più amata dagli Italiani. :D :D

  • @agustinhernandez7692
    @agustinhernandez7692 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Falto donde patea la puerta y dice Ding Dong

  • @aryastark575
    @aryastark575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some of these don't show enough to give context & be funny. The "no sandwich" you'd have to know what she's talking about to laugh at that.

  • @seattlejayde
    @seattlejayde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She is soooo funney!

  • @omar_omark
    @omar_omark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder why they recast Penny Scavo

  • @holliemb2091
    @holliemb2091 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lynette! My Fave xx

  • @giordanotirelli6028
    @giordanotirelli6028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lynette have a wonderful eyes

  • @anaTHElol
    @anaTHElol 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    hahahahahaha I love Lynette!

  • @MrHM1590
    @MrHM1590 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:42 THE best scene !!!!!

  • @guesswhoiam1875
    @guesswhoiam1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love her when tom not in that picture

  • @crazycat9972
    @crazycat9972 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Shes funny :)

  • @deszinator
    @deszinator  11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love her!

  • @konstantinossotiriou9590
    @konstantinossotiriou9590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Apparently in the comment section I’m one of the few that will say that I hated her ! Nothing and no one was ever enough for her, always something to complain about or make fun of .. so bitter and unkind

  • @zanelemofikoe4800
    @zanelemofikoe4800 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Lynette, mostly love her and Tom 😅 they are beautiful together, their love was so genuine

    • @giordanotirelli6028
      @giordanotirelli6028 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At 0:02 i would removed the underwear at lynette

  • @EleniLee
    @EleniLee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why are all the comments just quotations from the video

    • @batmanssidekick358
      @batmanssidekick358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      98% of the comments to these videos are either quotations that were in the video, or major spoilers.

  • @nickis389
    @nickis389 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kids wont Miss what they dont have.
    -"... Like food, a sober mother.." 😭🤣

  • @GUNDAM1071
    @GUNDAM1071 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The last clip is my favorite

  • @LiLi4453
    @LiLi4453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I agree about the breast thing, mine are like 2 balloons you'll find weaked after a party😛

  • @donstrawberry18
    @donstrawberry18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I miss this show :(

  • @Kabeyavictoria
    @Kabeyavictoria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lynette a crook

  • @ThinkPink192
    @ThinkPink192 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hilarious!!!

  • @Erx_3
    @Erx_3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To replace that who hate me😂😂😂

  • @tooforsixate
    @tooforsixate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just here after the scandal.

  • @madhuokpako7489
    @madhuokpako7489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gosh! that's why I keep having kids to replace the ones who hate me😂😂😂

  • @loiamaba4575
    @loiamaba4575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best accetrs hands down

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Felicity Huffman and Marcia Cross were the best two.
      Marcia as Bree channeled a character that was extremely reserved and in restrained emotional state that, while remaining interesting

  • @Marinamiy.a
    @Marinamiy.a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my favorite

  • @saharmrabet380
    @saharmrabet380 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love her my fav character in the whole show!

  • @inayatahmed5828
    @inayatahmed5828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was definitely the worst couple of the show. Lynette was such a control freak. If she didn't want kids she should have taken steps for that. Tom was just annoying. He let Lynette bully him around until he snapped and did something totally crazy.

    • @SamiLo2
      @SamiLo2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She took birth control, and sometimes that didn’t work. And real to life she probably couldn’t get her tubes tied because doctors don’t allow women to do so until they reach a certain age, have X amount of kids and their husband’s permission. Tom could’ve got a vasectomy but I believe when it came up he refused

    • @garyphillips7518
      @garyphillips7518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So in other words they were a realistic couple

    • @inayatahmed5828
      @inayatahmed5828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@garyphillips7518 yes they were realistic in the sense that there really are such toxic couples everywhere. But they were presented on the show as a loving, healthy couple which I can't agree with.

    • @ricardocjoulzenn2568
      @ricardocjoulzenn2568 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I rather date a control freak & hope she changes.....You know whores are out there right from Speaking Out movement imagine if Lynette was to be one of them & 1 of future babymothers that need child support every month & the r. Kelly women,

    • @unamed2516
      @unamed2516 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tom isn’t a great husband anyway. It’s like he’s annoying selfish with random stupid ideas.

  • @deszinator
    @deszinator  11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    glad you liked it haha

  • @kachi2782
    @kachi2782 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my mother.

  • @charlotte87x
    @charlotte87x ปีที่แล้ว

    My second favourite character. Bree's first.

  • @Thesavageeye
    @Thesavageeye 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can we talk about how beautiful her hair is

  • @amandaeklund8136
    @amandaeklund8136 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:40 what season and episode? :-) ❤❤

  • @baceace5955
    @baceace5955 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you. Learnt alot from you all. Cya.

  • @Thesavageeye
    @Thesavageeye 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love LYN

  • @greatgamingendavour
    @greatgamingendavour ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She and Tom are the reason mostly why I watched it .

  • @giordanotirelli6028
    @giordanotirelli6028 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Telefilm troppo simpatico

  • @Starboy-mp2ci
    @Starboy-mp2ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish friend gave me 20 grand. Can you say vacation

  • @kej30br296
    @kej30br296 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    l love kiss

  • @maryamalhammadi588
    @maryamalhammadi588 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:05 wish someone told that

  • @giordanotirelli6028
    @giordanotirelli6028 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    At 0:02 i would removed the underwear at lynette

  • @redsaiyan7255
    @redsaiyan7255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never go to a female therapist, unless they're married.

    • @notthedoctor8621
      @notthedoctor8621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What a ridiculous and groundless thing to say

  • @anhquoc1992
    @anhquoc1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i hated her husband so much

  • @Xores263
    @Xores263 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst character, a skip

  • @DesertRose808
    @DesertRose808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I honestly was not surprised when they got divorced, shes a horrible woman

    • @janeyre82
      @janeyre82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah... she's so horrible that they ended up back together

    • @DesertRose808
      @DesertRose808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janeyre82 I mean people stay in emotionally abusive relationships all the time

    • @beckhampang191
      @beckhampang191 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The point of the show is that they werent all great people.
      Theres no perfect relationship, no secret formula to making things work.
      The reason is Tom and Lynette loved each other, despite both being bad people, and willing to overlook each other's actions because thats family.
      After cancer, tornado, the shooting... everything seems small compared to waking up and sleeping next to a person who would stick through all these problems.

    • @beckhampang191
      @beckhampang191 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8:30 is a perfect example of them.
      They fight.
      But in the end, its Tom and Lynette against the world.

    • @kendallrivers1119
      @kendallrivers1119 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly she makes Peg Bundy seem like June Cleaver 😂