Nope cause they wouldn't have made a lineage. It's the equivalent to claiming some failed offshoot of humanity that is long extinct is somehow " our ancestors "
@@wake1028 Not long ago at all... Research the Tartarians. Ghengis Khan was a member of the tribe called the Black Tartars. You may find it interesting.
I once was beside a fat family at the beach. They were grossing me and my chick out so I decided to grill some hot dogs to make them hungry. It worked like a charm, a few minutes after the smell hit dad's nose he couldn't take it any longer and packed all his gross fat kids into the truck and they went home. I'm pretty much a master social manipulator.
Who wouldve thought shoving long sticks of meat through your buns on the beach would deter a wholesome family from their day out? Homophobes are everywhere
bruh jews weren't even slaves in egypt, there are absolutely no records of it anywhere besides in the old testament. It's somethiing the ancient jewish tribe just decided to lie about
What’s more likely is that the story of Genesis comes from a different people that later merged with early Hebrews 3,500-4000 years ago, bringing their stories with them.
@@_00_36 That's the real reason for the Exodus, all the Jews were asked to leave because Moses Seinfeld wouldn't stop preaching mediocre comedy to the masses when they were trying to work on their monuments.
theyre laughing at this idiot comment yet think the dawn of mankind was 10 thousand years ago. lol dude wed already domesticated plants and animals before then
We supposedly got about as smart as we are by 150,000 years ago, but our recorded history goes back only 5-6,000 years...some think there were previous human civilizations, each wiped out repeatedly by meteors and shit like that. I doubt we spent 140,000 years sitting around not building shit, and we keep finding older places...
Well even if we were just as smart as we are now, it would still take an incredibly long time to achieve any kind of understanding of even the basic pillars of civilization, like farming. That stuff may seem obvious to us now, but imagine learning it all through trial and error, from scratch, starting without any language at all, while being hunted by animals and rival humans. I think if there were previous civilizations with any similar degree of sophistication to the industrial world, it would probably be pretty easy to tell, based on stuff like the amount of pollutant gases trapped in levels of ice from certain time periods, etc.
"House Jew" is literally the first successful bit I've ever seen Adam do and it was so fucking rehearsed lmao Nick just let him have that one.
Stav was the guy asking about the ancient recording.
You know who was gay? The ancients.
Oh yea, what’s his name?
Yea the ancient Greeks maybe
Takes one to know one
Nope cause they wouldn't have made a lineage.
It's the equivalent to claiming some failed offshoot of humanity that is long extinct is somehow " our ancestors "
How nick thinks that guys comment wasnt a joke is insane to me
Because its funnier to think its not
How you think Nicks comment wasnt a joke is insane to me
Oh hell yeah dude ancient greece was 4000 years ago and super ancient greece was between 10000 and 56000 years ago
Stav learned apropos by misspelling alpo when googling wether a human could eat dog food one day and now he wont stop saying it.
Nick seems so smart sometimes but then says things like the dawn of humanity being only 10000 years ago.
Maybe he’s a creationist
@@grantv7825 not even that many creationists are young-earth. Nick just doesn't know about ancient hyperborean hyper technocities.
Around 10000 bc was the dawn of agriculture and permanent human settlement
ifunny squigs wasup fool
Is he that wrong? I suppose it's how you define "humanity", whether anthropologically or biologically or I'm gay
Hells yea, squire
HAHAHAHAHA the music breaks are SO FUNNY
yeah but how the fuck did they record that?
Adam is a lot funnier here.
"10000 years ago is like the dawn of humans"
Bro what
Pretty much. People only started doing agriculture and settling down into permanent communities like 12000 years ago.
@@connorbeck575 as far as we know. The younger dryas impact theory makes a case that there was society before that, that was wiped out by catastrophe
@@wake1028 Not long ago at all... Research the Tartarians. Ghengis Khan was a member of the tribe called the Black Tartars. You may find it interesting.
@@williamneuzil7403 lol
@@francescoaddis also he's gay
If you keep the music I'm literally killing myself.
The Cumtown boys are pretty solid when it comes to cultural gayness, but they need some work on the cultural anthropology.
This is how all of philosophy worked until like modern archaeology.
Sad to think that the height of civilization was 2000 years ago
2:44 loll
I once was beside a fat family at the beach. They were grossing me and my chick out so I decided to grill some hot dogs to make them hungry. It worked like a charm, a few minutes after the smell hit dad's nose he couldn't take it any longer and packed all his gross fat kids into the truck and they went home. I'm pretty much a master social manipulator.
As a gay man and hater of fat fucks, you're my hero.
Or the devil.
@@therearenonamesinthevoid5772 if they could simply control themselves they could have stayed as long as they liked.
If you take a portable grill and some hot dogs to the beach then youre probably pretty fat yourself bucko, but what would i know as a gay man.
Who wouldve thought shoving long sticks of meat through your buns on the beach would deter a wholesome family from their day out? Homophobes are everywhere
The 8:14 song is a legit banger
It’s from a video game; “Hopes and Dreams” by Garoad
bruh jews weren't even slaves in egypt, there are absolutely no records of it anywhere besides in the old testament. It's somethiing the ancient jewish tribe just decided to lie about
Jews… lying? Jews would never lie about anything don’t be silly
Wrong, in the 1999 film The Mummy the mummy who comes to life says Jewism is the religion of the slaves. Proof.
What’s more likely is that the story of Genesis comes from a different people that later merged with early Hebrews 3,500-4000 years ago, bringing their stories with them.
Nah man Jerry seinfields ancestors were definitely living in egypt
@@_00_36 That's the real reason for the Exodus, all the Jews were asked to leave because Moses Seinfeld wouldn't stop preaching mediocre comedy to the masses when they were trying to work on their monuments.
I came here to listen to the crash bandicoot music how come this podcast is interrupting me
:20 I think that's my favorite TH-cam comment story
🥖 🍑
The order of the ancients were pretty gay
theyre laughing at this idiot comment yet think the dawn of mankind was 10 thousand years ago. lol dude wed already domesticated plants and animals before then
It’s always the same song
Bro I love that song. Where do I find it
We’re as far away from discovering the answer to this question, as Aerith is from the first Cetra to arrive on the planet
Kuzunoha Detective Agency by ATLUS Sound Team
@@charlespettis208thank you i’m gay
It's a cover of "Hopes and Dreams" a soundtrack from a video game
I am not gay and I don't care who knows it.
GET OUT.
you don’t belong here
you'll come around,, or out,, in due time
We supposedly got about as smart as we are by 150,000 years ago, but our recorded history goes back only 5-6,000 years...some think there were previous human civilizations, each wiped out repeatedly by meteors and shit like that. I doubt we spent 140,000 years sitting around not building shit, and we keep finding older places...
Well even if we were just as smart as we are now, it would still take an incredibly long time to achieve any kind of understanding of even the basic pillars of civilization, like farming. That stuff may seem obvious to us now, but imagine learning it all through trial and error, from scratch, starting without any language at all, while being hunted by animals and rival humans. I think if there were previous civilizations with any similar degree of sophistication to the industrial world, it would probably be pretty easy to tell, based on stuff like the amount of pollutant gases trapped in levels of ice from certain time periods, etc.
It’s always the same song