Sleeping Wife | Michael McIntyre

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  • Anyone else's partner like this?
    #MichaelMcIntyre #Wife #BigShow
    Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
    Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
    Twitter: @McInTweet
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  • @Snowkeimakeup
    @Snowkeimakeup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    My husband laughed so hard that he had tears🤣 I asked 'Was I like that during sleep?' he answered 'Oh no! Not at all!' with a weird smile🤣🤣🤣

    • @zachariecheo5976
      @zachariecheo5976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Um... He's telling the truth! hAhA...

    • @LegitNvidz
      @LegitNvidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't worry. The smile was because he was happy it wasn't like that.

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I knew a couple where she snored and she didn't believe her husband she did… then he recorded her doing it :D They both said that one ingredient of a good marriage is humor :D

    • @Mr.Shows97
      @Mr.Shows97 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chink reproducing

    • @olivaredito3437
      @olivaredito3437 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@omgosh my husband recorded my snoring as well 🤣 I'm to lazy to record him as payback.

  • @tfilms7145
    @tfilms7145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    When he acts the sleeping position it’s like a damn dance routine😂😂

  • @michaelsladden2903
    @michaelsladden2903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Mrs McIntyre must be the most understanding, forgiving woman of all time. My wife is a very close second. Luckily we are both still alive. Many thanks for your humour. Mike

    • @staceyrashkin2609
      @staceyrashkin2609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would let my husband tell all the jokes he wanted about me if he had the kind of money that Michael McIntyre has. LOL

  • @robinartemis8695
    @robinartemis8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    Is your wife still talking to you after this one. LOL

    • @mohammedhussain6749
      @mohammedhussain6749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Robin Artemis this one isn’t that bad compared to ones he’s done. Think about his jokes about his children

    • @SteveShaha
      @SteveShaha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      She probably helped him write it.

    • @robinartemis8695
      @robinartemis8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mohammed Hussain So true. Funny stuff, none the less.

    • @krisgraves7018
      @krisgraves7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I assume most family and friends of comedians know anything is up for a joke

    • @danytargaryen7063
      @danytargaryen7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Robin Artemis This would be the one drawback of being married to a standup comedian -- absolutely nothing about the relationship is off limits, which is good for us.😉

  • @jair9474
    @jair9474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    She'll play this at the divorce hearing and they'll just give her the house 😂

    • @metastract
      @metastract ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually I've known more financially savvy male friends to get the house over the ex wife.

    • @ashbano269
      @ashbano269 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bless her. Don’t jinx it lowlife.

    • @crownofglory1264
      @crownofglory1264 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@metastract ..and then you woke up. Lol :)

  • @lillyess385
    @lillyess385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    He explained why old people eventually give up and get seperate rooms. Lol

    • @liam2880
      @liam2880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess that's 1 way of getting out of it

    • @acelovesdiyschristopher7023
      @acelovesdiyschristopher7023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's depressing. Really looking forward to aging now.😒

    • @ijustwatchthings9127
      @ijustwatchthings9127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol separate rooms
      My grandparents sleep on different floors of their house

    • @kaseyc1350
      @kaseyc1350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a blessing to have the space for separate rooms!!

    • @kaseyc1350
      @kaseyc1350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nothing will destroy a marriage faster than one partner not being able to sleep because the other snores or in our case, has to wake up at 3 am but he hits snooze two or three times. I was ready to kill him until we decided to have separate rooms!!

  • @NOONE-cd4gu
    @NOONE-cd4gu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Michael throwing in an occasional "My wife is a beautiful person" to make the situation slightly better

  • @8innings
    @8innings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    😂😂😂 best comedian 100%. His wife must be a gem with the best sense of humour otherwise they wouldnt be married ❤

    • @muhammadhasbar1339
      @muhammadhasbar1339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wanna like this but I'mma leave it at 69

  • @alyzak.8997
    @alyzak.8997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I love how he jokes about topics that are taboo like women farting or having bad breath.

  • @marinadiamant9929
    @marinadiamant9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Omg he is hilarious. I haven’t laughed loudly and with tears in my eyes for a very long time.Great comedy. I can tell he has amazing relationship with his wife.

    • @timewilltell5476
      @timewilltell5476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kudos to you for having a good sense of humor! No harm done at all....

  • @SaulG88
    @SaulG88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Who else Googled "Michael McIntyre wife" after watching this?

    • @arshad_nazran
      @arshad_nazran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      it's KITTY McIntyre for those who want to speed things up haha...

    • @zoeytrapper
      @zoeytrapper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I did because you mentioned it.

    • @larawabsie
      @larawabsie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zoeytrapper Same 👍🏻

    • @twinsoul1137
      @twinsoul1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @savdesilva2843
      @savdesilva2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did 😂

  • @homemail9653
    @homemail9653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    I didn't know whether to laugh or sympathise with his poor wife. I chose to laugh. ...

    • @ma8in1
      @ma8in1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He won't be sleeping tonight😂 AT LEAST NOT IN THE SAME ROOM🤣🤣

    • @Hedriks
      @Hedriks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She's probably havin' a good laugh too! I'm sure he would have told her he was gonna talk about her (again)... lol

    • @jamieshaw9573
      @jamieshaw9573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Xolisa Xolisa I would have laughed aswell

    • @user-jt1jv8vl9r
      @user-jt1jv8vl9r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Remember people, that comedians are here to make jokes. Half of these jokes probably never happened.

    • @Tommy-vf4wr
      @Tommy-vf4wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-jt1jv8vl9r shut up dont ruin the moment

  • @redheadedpsycho4566
    @redheadedpsycho4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Michael is my favourite of all comedians!! always has been and always will be

    • @zeke-o7878
      @zeke-o7878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carl Barron is my favourite

    • @lucagonsales4139
      @lucagonsales4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ezekmahl Kevin Hart is the best

  • @bitforkinc1752
    @bitforkinc1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Micheal is clearly the best comedian ever is style is really amazing 😉

  • @Sunsetter678
    @Sunsetter678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That was one of his BEST bits! My Husband is exactly like his wife!!! Snores, talks, moves, farts, he could be the next annoying kid toy! LOL

  • @valerieking5265
    @valerieking5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I laughed so hard that I'm out of breath, tears rolling down my face, coughing from lack of air in my lungs!! Michael and your wife are amazing, thank you!!!

  • @toots7693
    @toots7693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This one and Michael Ackenkaker. My absolute favorites. I start laughing when I see the title and I'm crying by the time they're over. Best ever!

    • @artistjuliadocherty
      @artistjuliadocherty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How DARE you insult the good name of Ackle Ackenkaker… I don’t know who this Micheal is but get it together! 😂😂😂

    • @toots7693
      @toots7693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@artistjuliadocherty please forgive me, I couldn't see straight through the tears of laughter and misspelled.

    • @artistjuliadocherty
      @artistjuliadocherty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toots7693 Ahh, makes sense! 😂😂

  • @blandinalecce7572
    @blandinalecce7572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'm not sharing this with my husband! 😂 😂😂

  • @sayeedmohd1659
    @sayeedmohd1659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Hug for her, roll for you.
    -ross geller. Friends

  • @Shorty-uh9ks
    @Shorty-uh9ks ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love how every so often he mentions how beautiful his wife is to try and earn back the husband points he’s losing 😂😭

  • @buggyboogle9
    @buggyboogle9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I normally don’t find fart jokes funny, but this was a scream. Laughed so hard.

  • @ikranhassan4846
    @ikranhassan4846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Ha ha he is just joking he loves his wife so much bless.

  • @melissaveras
    @melissaveras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Reminds me of the Good Will Hunting scene that Robin Williams improvised. Matt Damon laughed so much he wheezed and the cameraman couldn't help but shake. Grateful that the director Gus Van Sant kept the scene in :)

  • @dudedude869
    @dudedude869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    absolute legend ....the best comedy comes from real life ...this guy is the real deal ...i can assure you this bit is true as my wife sat there laughing and nodding to me how does he know ....genius

  • @cherrylove528
    @cherrylove528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    His poor wife. 🤣🤣

  • @hayleymsiebert7526
    @hayleymsiebert7526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Watching this with a kidney infection is not wise, it’s painful but hilarious 😂

    • @toberkhalid7133
      @toberkhalid7133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shyone968
    @shyone968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I think spouses of comedians must have a great self esteem. When you marry them you know you are going to be the butt of many jokes.

  • @maysahazife1534
    @maysahazife1534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Why is the window open omgggg lolllllll im dead

  • @faraho82
    @faraho82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love this guy please let him host the Oscars or golden globe🙏 this would be everything🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheyCallMeMinty
    @TheyCallMeMinty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Michael thanks for making me laugh when I am down you need a crown because I make people lose there frown

  • @benipinky
    @benipinky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Omg my husband says I save all my gas for the night too!

  • @gryffindorshorts4550
    @gryffindorshorts4550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is making me snort laugh for the first time

  • @josephinewinter
    @josephinewinter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    well, most people sleep in separate rooms because the wife gets sick of never sleeping while the husband snores. Many women spend decades like that, feeling it would be too rude to ask sleep from marriage

    • @JonSmith-cx7gr
      @JonSmith-cx7gr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keep taking your meds Jo.

    • @cleo7282
      @cleo7282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly! Most ppl don't even get it

    • @Tropicalvr7894-o9n
      @Tropicalvr7894-o9n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JonSmith-cx7gr What a ridiculous comment.

    • @JonSmith-cx7gr
      @JonSmith-cx7gr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tropicalvr7894-o9n Keep taking your meds Tina.

    • @MJ-mm1iv
      @MJ-mm1iv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My husband sleeps on the couch.i in the bed.married 25 years.extremley happy toghther.he snores and breaths on me and he says the couch is more comfortable go figure.works great for us

  • @krystynacalloway1542
    @krystynacalloway1542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. That was absolutely hysterical. Haven't had such a good belly laugh in a while. Michael, you are awesome.

  • @LifeInStone
    @LifeInStone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Oh man. This is one the funniest sketches I have ever seen. Thanks for sharing Michael 👍🏽 ☘️

  • @sallyairey1321
    @sallyairey1321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Michael THIS is what you should do. Forget game shows 😍

  • @user-jt1jv8vl9r
    @user-jt1jv8vl9r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My 17 month old said "Daddy" in her sleep when she was sleeping in our bed. I assumed she was awake, but she was fast asleep.

  • @kaylagrimwood9792
    @kaylagrimwood9792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The Notification poped up and I clicked fast😂😂
    Love Michael McIntyre❤

  • @tammy7370
    @tammy7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:00 I always do that, I wake up all of a sudden thinking I'm falling

  • @abbie3620
    @abbie3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That jolting joke is so relatable

  • @marcusrakyat8891
    @marcusrakyat8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We always love Michael and his joke. So effortless.

  • @smithpm81
    @smithpm81 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    MM is one of the most unique of comedians, sooooo funny

  • @boyandcatmum
    @boyandcatmum 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my cheeks 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kbarnettbarnett8273
    @kbarnettbarnett8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He is so hilarious!

  • @danapertile106
    @danapertile106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I want to see Michael's wife. I really do. I haven't laughed and cried at the same time for years. Until now. It was hilarious.

  • @vtmielfgirl
    @vtmielfgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG, this is hysterical! And so true!

  • @stuartforster208
    @stuartforster208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Absolutely howling!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @lalajean452
    @lalajean452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder what his wife's reaction after watching this .
    And i wonder if she still talks to him 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
    Im in tears watching this

  • @daniellasimonds8733
    @daniellasimonds8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He sounds like stewie from family guy 😂

  • @Me-fo1kk
    @Me-fo1kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I had a boyfriend to talked in his sleep. Scared the shit out of me the first time. After a few nights I was giggling one morning. He wanted to know why...I said well..this is what you said ...I don't talk in my sleep! Wanna bet?

  • @victorialewis8775
    @victorialewis8775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Who the heck is the 141 people who put thumbs down he's so funny

    • @ArtyAntics
      @ArtyAntics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Victoria Lewis that must be his wife’s friends 😂

    • @ruthy6150
      @ruthy6150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Australians ..... they thought it was a thumbs up...

  • @triciaramgoolam4045
    @triciaramgoolam4045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When she had said "there was a bang. what was that big bang?" I would have said the universe was restarting.

  • @gavinbolton4660
    @gavinbolton4660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg that is exactly my wife. Bedtimes are an absolute nightmare for me. In the morning she will deny any of it is true. I video recorded her one night and asked her to watch it the next morning, her response was more than angry, she threatened me with a lawsuit stating I had recorded her with out her permission. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amandita200
    @amandita200 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Soooo spot on!

  • @sarikoske396
    @sarikoske396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ohhhh that was great! First laugh I've had all day!!! Thank you Michael 🤣

  • @avelteavelte6606
    @avelteavelte6606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Same thing happens with me and my husband 🤣

  • @CherishedCards
    @CherishedCards 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You must get in sooo much trouble when you get home sometimes! Haha brillant

  • @finnkhan9202
    @finnkhan9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've literally got tears in my eye's 🤣how does he do it???

  • @nicolarollinson4381
    @nicolarollinson4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel too ill with C19 to say anything much apart from, Thank you, Michael. I needed to have a proper laugh, so badly xxx

    • @rachelthebroken1031
      @rachelthebroken1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are feeling better now, I hope.

    • @nicolarollinson4381
      @nicolarollinson4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rachelthebroken1031 definitely x
      Thank you for asking 💜🌈

    • @rachelthebroken1031
      @rachelthebroken1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicolarollinson4381 That's good to hear.

    • @nicolarollinson4381
      @nicolarollinson4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rachelthebroken1031 thats very kind of you to say so. I hope you are well. 💜 evidently not completely broken. That is clear xx

    • @rachelthebroken1031
      @rachelthebroken1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicolarollinson4381 I am pretty well, thank you :)

  • @Cath_frost.
    @Cath_frost. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bloody brilliant! 😂

  • @abbasbestgirl3054
    @abbasbestgirl3054 ปีที่แล้ว

    Michael McIntyre you are incredible! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

  • @Sjb2077
    @Sjb2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He is just fab. And, so is the audience cos they can laugh at themselves and their real human nature. Most of all we laugh and don’t take offence. Just brilliant Michael

  • @casparmeurisse4664
    @casparmeurisse4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m actually crying

  • @marion3386
    @marion3386 ปีที่แล้ว

    How brilliant are you Michael!! 😂😂😂❤❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @szendrich
    @szendrich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious! My God, I'm in tears from laughing. So funny.

  • @lorigthefirst
    @lorigthefirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I really really shouldn’t bother eating or drinking whilst viewing your videos! Good gawd LMAO

  • @najlasmith8933
    @najlasmith8933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this was so funny. i am crying

  • @florianp2122
    @florianp2122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Your next sketch after this will be titled.... wife's endless headache

  • @favoritesme9861
    @favoritesme9861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Priceless! 😂😆😄

  • @ChrisHolman
    @ChrisHolman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best comedian on the Planet!!!

  • @aaronmills4238
    @aaronmills4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At some stage I have to go and see him live. OMG!!! That would be funny and good.

  • @annetotheend
    @annetotheend 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    THIS is my favorite 😂

  • @robpotter1355
    @robpotter1355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Be careful, spooning usually leads onto forking! 😎

  • @neisham7478
    @neisham7478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    meant to start the day exercising...instead watching michaels vids...hilarious xx

  • @soopy_530
    @soopy_530 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to keep pausing the video to catch my breath before I watched the next bit. This is too funny lol

  • @lillyl4262
    @lillyl4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You’re simply hilarious 😂 Love from Ethiopia 🇪🇹

  • @victoriaphillips5038
    @victoriaphillips5038 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I bet mrs McIntyre helps him write a lot of his script, they make a great team 😅😅😂

  • @harveywoodhouse7033
    @harveywoodhouse7033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love it

  • @maysahazife1534
    @maysahazife1534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg I can’t see from my tears running ahahahhahaaha

  • @natashamakiwa8780
    @natashamakiwa8780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just discovered him this 2019

  • @theparrotrescuer3042
    @theparrotrescuer3042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite comedian from across the pond...😂

  • @karencurtis2697
    @karencurtis2697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Shared this with my wifey, she was laughing so hard then said he's been watching you 😳😳. Yes both girls but come on surly I don't do this xxxxxx Take care everyone 😉

  • @christineherrmann205
    @christineherrmann205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This woman needs some sort of patience award.

  • @shannonstevens2476
    @shannonstevens2476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seancharlie8476
    @seancharlie8476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That made me laugh so much 🤣

  • @joshuahodgkin3523
    @joshuahodgkin3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He’s hilarious

  • @nannybee258
    @nannybee258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I laughed so much I nearly choked my husband says this is me 😂😂😂

  • @MystiqueHorizon
    @MystiqueHorizon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goddammit I LOVE this guy!! 😂😂😂

  • @Just8032
    @Just8032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a stitch from laughing too hard at this 😂

  • @Northandlights
    @Northandlights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OUT LOUD 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Space2010
    @Space2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    There...in the end. I too laughed myself to tears at this one🤣.
    And the sleep language sounds like some Oriental language. I know Michael joked in one show that he resembles Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid😁

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i'm sure his wife was thrilled with this routine.

  • @Daisy-f89
    @Daisy-f89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ooo someones in trouble when he gets home 😂

  • @MellenBerger
    @MellenBerger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    putting every man in the audience on the spot the last minute....loved it!

  • @wanimusician
    @wanimusician 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    can't believe I cried laughing watching this, lmao XD

  • @annlee1078
    @annlee1078 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Dear... my tummy hurts laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Volvican
    @Volvican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn- this made me laugh.

  • @rossmith3379
    @rossmith3379 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Howling laughing 😂

  • @nilsdeboeck3179
    @nilsdeboeck3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also an icon of comedy

  • @FaithPickles
    @FaithPickles หลายเดือนก่อน

    U can't watch Michael n not piss yourself laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣