Dreams, Morning Breath, Morning Sex, And Sleeping On Your Arm | Michael McIntyre

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  • @jadefire2817
    @jadefire2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I think what really makes Michael brilliant is that he's such an acute observer of people. All the little things we say and do each day, but he makes it hilarious.

  • @Womanwithblackdog
    @Womanwithblackdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I think Michael is so appealing because he really likes people. He laughs about little common things that everyone laughs about privately or the origins of characteristics in a culture which are a source of humor to members of that culture. His Scottish monologue, which was filmed before a Scottish audience, is filled with shots of his audience rocking with laughter and folks wiping tears from their eyes! He is all about having fun.

  • @adrianhoughton1388
    @adrianhoughton1388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2325

    Worked with him in Singapore, a lovely guy off stage as well

    • @JCXP123
      @JCXP123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      How cool! :D

    • @JohnFekoloid
      @JohnFekoloid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I'm impressed how he just makes jokes from mundane things

    • @JCXP123
      @JCXP123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@JohnFekoloid He doesn't swear too much as well. I've heard some acts from other comedians that are a bit too much imo.

    • @darrenho600
      @darrenho600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@JohnFekoloid yeah it's observational comedy. I feel it's underrated. Jerry Seinfeld is a master in this.

    • @mynemos2
      @mynemos2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aye, and I’m his wife

  • @dianewillson3261
    @dianewillson3261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    And that's long term relationships. You are lucky if you get them, even luckier to laugh about them

  • @hannahgentry2711
    @hannahgentry2711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    "But, I'm staring at her" 😂😂😂
    "The hate is still strong within you" 😂

    • @StirrCrazy90
      @StirrCrazy90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The way he growls out "SLUT!" kills me every time.

  • @Scarzkira
    @Scarzkira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    I once woke myself up by turning over suddenly and having my dead arm come flying down onto me, it was terrifying haha

    • @pammy5260
      @pammy5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Scarzkira Lol

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That horrible feeling as the blood comes back into it too 😩

    • @molly.dog8brooke792
      @molly.dog8brooke792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      -Tracey -
      Ahhh noooo... my limbs go numb very easily, which means I get the feeling at least once a day... it’s awful!

    • @a.d.h5635
      @a.d.h5635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Been there 😂

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@molly.dog8brooke792 it's truly the worst 😭

  • @gac99
    @gac99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    “good idea, send one of them” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @patriciat.8121
      @patriciat.8121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What does he say after that? Tell the little one he gets ice cream? 7:30

    • @whyarewehere3893
      @whyarewehere3893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@patriciat.8121 tell the little one their is ice-cream

  • @LoriWolfcat
    @LoriWolfcat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    “I got no arms, what do you want me to do?!”
    “USE THE BREATH!”
    😹😹

  • @gypsywoman9140
    @gypsywoman9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I woke up from a "he's cheating on me" dream once. Punched him in the arm then stormed off to sleep on the couch. As I was trying to get comfy on the couch, I realized it was just a bad dream. Luckily, he was able to laugh about it once he was more awake and less confused.

    • @lestefani9517
      @lestefani9517 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dreamed you borrowed money from me, now pay up!

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    "did you get thirsty and drink from the toilet?" 😂

  • @eoghankelly5221
    @eoghankelly5221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    "Morning Michael, how did you sleep? Nothing... Nothing" 😂😂

  • @superbubbleaquapower
    @superbubbleaquapower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Had to pause it right before the end because I started laughing out loud on the bus. He's always great but this was amazing. Right up there with the dentist skit.

    • @therealbaglady
      @therealbaglady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree :)

    • @soirese
      @soirese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am laughing right now on the train, i don’t even care at this point 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @breda-st9ml
    @breda-st9ml 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The perfect way to cheer you up or brighten your day 😂 No matter how many times I watch him, it never gets old.

  • @StephSancia
    @StephSancia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    this guy has to be thee funniest comedian i've listened to in ages, absolutely hilarious and top notch delivery too 🤟 😆

  • @pfridell8424
    @pfridell8424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    i nearly suffocated i was laughing so hard at the morning breath bit.

  • @aleenaasif2193
    @aleenaasif2193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    I want a reaction of his wife watching this

    • @thepugmaster5455
      @thepugmaster5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @dorianjones9929
      @dorianjones9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wonder if she says MOTHER FUCKER LMBO

    • @rattaluffy4551
      @rattaluffy4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      or maybe she writes the script with him lmao

    • @markorollo.
      @markorollo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She's been in the audience a couple of times, don't know if she was for this

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rattaluffy4551 probably...

  • @artvid-1915
    @artvid-1915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    That's me and my friend every morning on the way to school "it was my house... but it wasn't my house". Literally the whole way to school we just talk about our dreams 😂

  • @susannamiranda24601
    @susannamiranda24601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Its 6am and I'm laughing my lungs out

    • @jamesbloxed5069
      @jamesbloxed5069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its midnight and I'm laughing my lungs out

    • @nicholaselford3261
      @nicholaselford3261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @lemonlime2527
      @lemonlime2527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1 am and same XDDD

    • @thejasonbischoff
      @thejasonbischoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shezza what time is it now?

    • @lilsjm
      @lilsjm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it’s 4:24 and i’m laughing my lungs out

  • @stuarthirst7885
    @stuarthirst7885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    British comedy at it’s very best , keep it up Michael!

  • @nurinms
    @nurinms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    The dream part......it's like dejavu conversation between me and my hubby....hahahahaha

  • @jhutch1681
    @jhutch1681 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can go for ages without more than a wee chuckle, but a few minutes of Michael, and I am choking with laughter, gasping for air.

  • @HALFpastTOAST
    @HALFpastTOAST 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Bottle of peppermint water next to your bed will sort that out, sip it during the night or before you get up and brush your teeth.

    • @kayleighknox7674
      @kayleighknox7674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You are the hero we all need

    • @yankiv2640
      @yankiv2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What is peppermint water

    • @boeinga370
      @boeinga370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yankiv water the is peppermint flavour you simpleton

    • @boeinga370
      @boeinga370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yankiv how are my making the country bad. Sorry for calling you a simpleton but I was just saying that it’s kinda obvious that it’s water that tastes like peppermint. Its obviously gonna taste like peppermint water if it is called peppermint water. And how do you know I’m Irish

    • @HALFpastTOAST
      @HALFpastTOAST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@yankiv2640 I have a small 15ml bottle of concentrated Peppermint Oil, simply add a drop to your water bottle and give it a shake.

  • @abornbuyer
    @abornbuyer ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The best thing about Michael is depending upon the kind of day I had I can always find just the right video to watch that related to my awful day and end up laughing about it. Because he has had the same experience at least once before too! And he as usual turned it into a hysterical skit! Michael is just the very best!!

  • @MystiqueHorizon
    @MystiqueHorizon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    "I feel safe when you're here",,,,
    "I don't,,," 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    "Good idea!! Send one of them!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    " USE THE BREATH!! HAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @harrywhite9030
      @harrywhite9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think you might need one more emoji to get your emotions across.

    • @Ellie-iu3sg
      @Ellie-iu3sg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@harrywhite9030 this is actually funnier than the actual comment 😂😳

  • @shananalexander9789
    @shananalexander9789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Dreaming about your spouse cheating on you...I would wake up in the morning and the first words out of my mouth would be “You SOB!!!” Then my spouse would say “Ok...Who did I sleep with this time?”

    • @Ellie-iu3sg
      @Ellie-iu3sg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ngl when im older and I get a boyfriend it'll get to that point for me and him 😂

    • @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
      @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      T H E R A P Y.....

  • @writeract2
    @writeract2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who can make tears spurt out of your eyes from laughter better than Michael? No one.

  • @abigailrichards6764
    @abigailrichards6764 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "How could you do me, with my GEOGRAPHY TEACHER FROM SCHOOL" I FREAKING DIED 😂

  • @leslieballard8758
    @leslieballard8758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This guy is so hilarious he cracks me up I'm sitting in a park by myself just laughing my butt off. People are gonna think there's something wrong with me..lol

  • @thenanlife1141
    @thenanlife1141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He’s a brilliant entertainer and comedian , so natural .. thank you Michael xxxxx

  • @helenpaul67
    @helenpaul67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Michael has so much jokes materials, theyre endless n effortlessly funny all the way

  • @seanwoh4749
    @seanwoh4749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can relate to the dreaming skit. My wife didn’t talk to me in the morning because she dreamt I was seduced by a woman. He is brilliant!

  • @theportal2012
    @theportal2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    OMG!!! 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard, my side hurts!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 M M is the best!

  • @mariayoung8860
    @mariayoung8860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watch my own marathons of all of Michael McIntyre video s and no matter how times I have already seen them, they never get old.

  • @lillyflowers2348
    @lillyflowers2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I was having a bad day, but watching this made me lol

  • @eleanormay729
    @eleanormay729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Michael McIntyre is the funniest man I have seen in a long time, I just love him.

  • @nathaliejk3696
    @nathaliejk3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His delivery is impeccable. Its not just the language he uses, but his body language too. He is brilliant!

  • @winterwitch457
    @winterwitch457 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thought I’d seen all of Michael’s videos but I don’t remember watching this one before. So funny and relatable. Another classic Michael McIntyre skit 😂😂

  • @nbs9592
    @nbs9592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    the most mundane things and i’m laughing and i had my inhaler on my hand .. i can’t breathe

  • @madhudeivakumar6349
    @madhudeivakumar6349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    His callbacks are amazing

  • @PinkiTadinki
    @PinkiTadinki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I've fallen asleep on both arms as well, it's such a weird feeling.

  • @WeneedmoreGodsinTshirts
    @WeneedmoreGodsinTshirts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Alternative title: Michael Macyntyre pulls it off again. The guy's a genius.

  • @suziinao
    @suziinao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Michael McIntyre, you are so witty, funny and have such a good humor and life experience, I can so much agree upon...

  • @RachelTheVlogger
    @RachelTheVlogger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I’ll admit I can relate to the dreams part lol.

  • @tarantulagirl
    @tarantulagirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Morning breath!!! My fella always asked ‘have you been eating rat fricassee in the night?’ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christineallocca7307
    @christineallocca7307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    OMG, this is his funniest bit ever! Love him!

  • @ladygrey8707
    @ladygrey8707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Dragon breath, that's what we call morning breath lol

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So did I/we, but then I thought, that's not fair to dragons. What did they ever do to be insulted this way? It's Monster Breath.

    • @morganbean9825
      @morganbean9825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we call it butt breath lol

    • @TheKerrylou
      @TheKerrylou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Morgan Bean what the freak 😂😂

  • @dlwatib
    @dlwatib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Your ball is hanging out a little bit.

  • @PreveenRodrigo
    @PreveenRodrigo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did not see that last line coming, absolutely killed me.

  • @bekind3340
    @bekind3340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Lol I made the mistake of brushing my teeth whilst watching 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦆🦆🦆🦆

    • @dinosaur7115
      @dinosaur7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same I spat out my cereal and milk onto my piano by accident 😭 luckily I never choked 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😖😖

  • @jenniejoyz
    @jenniejoyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:42, Dead arm...high pitched voice, while flapping arm...hellooo! LOL 🤣😂

  • @gottabeonedirection
    @gottabeonedirection ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he said to send one of the children it reminded me of a story my mum's always told me since i was little of when it was just her and her mum in the house and they heard a massive bang so they started walking down stairs and my mum said, 'what are we actually going to do if there's someone down there, I'm a child' and my gran just goes, 'you're right, *shoves my mum infront of her* they won't hurt a child'

  • @erinc132
    @erinc132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "USE THE BREATH"🤣

  • @dyd12345
    @dyd12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "At any stage during the night do you recall eating shit"
    Lmfao I was waiting for him to say that

  • @suziewong5305
    @suziewong5305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He reminds me so much of my sisters husband , he can make a joke of the weirdest things! He’s hilarious and we love going to visit, my sister on the other hand is a professional eye roller, though laughs as much as we do and loves it, even if she pretends not to!! But genuinely, he is so funny, just hasn’t ever had the urge to go on stage! Such a pity as I’m sure he’d do so well!

    • @susanbloomfield6060
      @susanbloomfield6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm lucky enough to have 2 son in laws. Who are both hilarious. And when they get together its brilliant. I love them both dearly. And I know they love me.

  • @farhiamohamud5811
    @farhiamohamud5811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is probably like my 10th time watching. I’m still dying 😂 I’ve watched all his videos and rewatched all of them over and over again.
    I fucking love him sooooooookkk much.

  • @victorylovelace
    @victorylovelace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Use the breath!" Lmbo!

  • @porphyrion2355
    @porphyrion2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The end absolutely killed me😂😂😂

  • @libbypeery1533
    @libbypeery1533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Am I the only one can who sleep comfortably on their arms and wake up to them fully functioning?

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I keep dreaming that I’m having a thing with Ed Sheeran 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @hotbambi2010
      @hotbambi2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cute and Fluffy Pikachu I keep dream cheating on my husband with James Mcvoy lol oops

    • @carolynworthington8996
      @carolynworthington8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cute and Fluffy Pikachu I “had” one once with Joan Baez. No, I’m not gay.

    • @geraldinegregory.1803
      @geraldinegregory.1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ugh....

  • @niknak9361
    @niknak9361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It’s half one in the morning and I’m laughing my arse off. I’m going to wake everyone up.

  • @flyingmonkey8245
    @flyingmonkey8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @paulkazjack
    @paulkazjack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He makes it look sooooooo easy.

  • @alexoglitter2700
    @alexoglitter2700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I once woke myself up from sobbing loudly.

  • @kan0762
    @kan0762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This guy is the funniest 😂

  • @nicolelekkerkerk7859
    @nicolelekkerkerk7859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Whats even worse than two dead arms are two dead legs and having to go to the toilet and not being able to and i actually managed to although im still wondering how i caused two dead legs its actually pretty impressive

  • @sheilahmercer1637
    @sheilahmercer1637 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks for summarizing boring marriage

  • @infectedcontactlensyes.5172
    @infectedcontactlensyes.5172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Just hit 10K congrats!♡

  • @kristenhart843
    @kristenhart843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He makes me laugh so hard!😂😂🤣

  • @mzubuki
    @mzubuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Jesus with all your remembering and imagining. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.

  • @livalfiebrown3101
    @livalfiebrown3101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I woke up after having a dream that my boyfriend cheated on me and I rolled over, very upset, to tell him what happened then to remember I’m single and lonely af 😂😅😶😭😬that didn’t make me feel much better. I proceeded to cry for another 20 minutes till me mum came in and asked what was wrong so I told her I hit my head 😂😬🙄😳

  • @maxibaumgarten4445
    @maxibaumgarten4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "S. L. U. T." 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @marliesr.2842
      @marliesr.2842 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would you please explain this to me. I'm german - my english is enough to unterstand a lot but what does slut mean?

    • @daviesdavies538
      @daviesdavies538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marliesr.2842 it used to be a sexist word only used for women but these days it's used for males or females who sleep around and are immoral

    • @JHH99k
      @JHH99k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @marlies r.
      A person who sleeps with many people without moral.

    • @martinen.5025
      @martinen.5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We have SOO many words in English for the same, or similar thing...along with slut, try 'tart', 'loose woman', 'floosy', 'harlot'...my personal favourite...'strumpet' ! 😅🤣

    • @elizabethadams8990
      @elizabethadams8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martinen.5025 Yeah, Strumpet! Sounds very Shakespearen 😂

  • @Diana-wg1tm
    @Diana-wg1tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    he is so funny. Love him!

  • @kalliski
    @kalliski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I had to pause the clip, I would have laughed myself to death otherwise

  • @leenahusa1806
    @leenahusa1806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think I woke up the entire house with my laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nullhypothesis74
    @nullhypothesis74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Michael McIntyre must've made it his personal pledge to burn all his daily exercise calories on stage!

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way he recounts his wife’s dream is so realistic

  • @robjontay5052
    @robjontay5052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Michael! Come to the States! Please!

    • @MystiqueHorizon
      @MystiqueHorizon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Skip the states and come to BC Michael!! They'd LOVE you here!! 😁

    • @katerina.nesterova
      @katerina.nesterova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Next year, February, New-York. Check his website 😃

  • @kandiwolfe1125
    @kandiwolfe1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tooooo funny! Thanks bunches for sharing this with us!! ;)

  • @TwinflamesSoulmates
    @TwinflamesSoulmates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SO Relatable! I love this! Hahaha laughed better than I slept! 😂🤣😂

  • @SuziQPassion
    @SuziQPassion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was watching and smiling until the dead arms part then I was laughing out loud

  • @MapleMeHoney
    @MapleMeHoney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bloody hell you are funny. Wish I knew about you earlier - would have gone to your tour earlier this year when you came to Sydney. Can you come again soon?!?!

  • @ambersullivan227
    @ambersullivan227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone else watching this and listening to those dreams thinking “damn that’s relatable”

  • @frightbat208
    @frightbat208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the best ones!

  • @audreycasassa1683
    @audreycasassa1683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh so needed the laugh out loud - thank you🤣😂😁

  • @iliabacossi9220
    @iliabacossi9220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Use the breath!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @martinnduati1132
    @martinnduati1132 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How did you sleep?
    Nothing! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @averagestudent1158
    @averagestudent1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The only other comedian who does this is ken Jeong but that's mostly related to his wife being named Ho.

  • @Valkyriene
    @Valkyriene 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Use your breath" rofl that got me good!

  • @hayjust1
    @hayjust1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spot on! I laughed so hard.

  • @teampatsy9856
    @teampatsy9856 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wonder if he wears a pedometer, I reckon he reaches 10,000 steps in every show lol 😂
    I love his work , he’s hilarious ❤

  • @LowOn3nergy
    @LowOn3nergy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the bad breath thing when he said: “Did you drink from the toilet?”
    It reminds of when my Primary school principal told me to drink from the toilet.
    IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

  • @YAMMAS
    @YAMMAS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:26 one of the best stories I've ever heard

  • @thejasonbischoff
    @thejasonbischoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Garlic Red Bull is my favorite.

  • @MrMetalManMe
    @MrMetalManMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Please do a sketch about how a comedian done a show with his mouthpiece up his whistling nose. It would be perfect😀😀😂

  • @britishtomlad3679
    @britishtomlad3679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    How could you do this, what about the kids
    :good idea let’s send one of them 😂 Lmfao

  • @Sandyde321
    @Sandyde321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just too funny!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @tev4him1
    @tev4him1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh dear Lord, Im laughing so hard Im crying😂😂😂😂

  • @berniekennedy9793
    @berniekennedy9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    In long term relationship this is how you talk in morning

  • @sheilahmercer1637
    @sheilahmercer1637 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How to make boring people funny 😂

  • @shikishinobi
    @shikishinobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Decal breath is usually a sign of either a rotting tooth (which we know you had at one stage) or other bacterial issues.
    And yes, the joys of dead arms and trying to even roll yourself over. It is like trying to jump up without using a limb.