How to hat your cat - Life of Artyom
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How to hat your cat
Life of Artyom presents: How to hat your cat. How to make small ushanka so your slav cat not get cold outside. Is made by sewing, no sewing machine required. Just basic skills.
You will need about two A4 paper sizes worth of material. I suggest using two different ones like in video, so you have good contrast.
Ushanka is a Russian hat for winter use. But can be used all year around.
Follow along with some good cold kvass on the side.
Artyom says hello.
Get the pattern here:
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This pattern inspired by:
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Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
Outro music:
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem - แนวปฏิบัติและการใช้ชีวิต
He protec,he attac,most importantly he wear hat
Wait did i see 2 cats
*put name here * it was visiting so yes
This is genius
Also who tf disliked this video?
Super Wonner he protecc motherland and attacc vadim
He clearly invested some points in the Babushka skill tree
Babuska +1 level up!
*leveling music*
Cue the skill constellations
@@SeriouslySeriousGrim instead of choir, hardbass is playing
Jati Soem yeaaassss!
I thought he is going to make a hat from cat fur
The fact Boris just accepts the fact Artyom has friend over puts a smile on me
Same
Yeah it’s funny that he doesn’t even care the cat is there makes me laugh
artyom is gopnik, has gopnik friends
@@largelump3613 ah is fine, artyom is slav, he eats a lot of garlic
Roman hospitality
I love that a random cat appears and Boris is just like “interesting” and moves on.
Your profile pic is an icosahedron
the cat walks into frame and he just says "mm yes nice" then proceeds to make the mini-ushanka
It's kasha
I love how his response to a random cat in his house is just: *Hmm strange*
That random cat is a western spy. I know because I know many American spies. Their allies the brits sent him undercover as vadim cat.
Lol, I think the mystery cat is actually one of artyoms brothers or sisters. If you watched the first video of his life you can see a kitten with similar markings as the guest cat
@@Free_Palestine_419 Thanks for info.
*sounds western spy alarm*
Arim Oh no as a Brit we don’t send cats
I have had cats a long time and if the strange cat isn't starting shit then that's exactly my response. I have had so many wander in, either of their own accord ornas friends of one of mine. I have even gotten two cats that way.
I just watched a grown man sew an ushanka for his cat, and I do not regret spending my time doing so.
@Nathan Jacobson SAAAAAAME
He is a grown slav
That shows how much he loves his kitty that's what I like about Boris he isn't afraid to branch out to even do videos about animals even include them
same XD
I’m starting to question what my life has come too...
I love this other cat. He breaks into Boris home and promptly proceeds to cuddle up in a fur hat. Thats the level of not giving a shit I strive for
This man can cook, code, game, and sew.
A true renaisslav man.
>how to make ushanka
>tell babushka you're cold
>done blin.
nighttracker ? Laziness level 100%
the way of the gopnik
>done bl....
*Sees Babushka with a rolling pin*
...lin
Gopnik
What can't Boris the super slav do? He can cook, game, make computers, repair cars, edit videos, and now making hats. This man is a living multitool.
He is basically a proper slav.
@@kungsledden1 you have to be like a multitool in Russia cuz we have no money to pay someone
That's why he is the slav king
If you don't want to pay lot of money, you must make everything alone. I do similar like Boris :D
a slav lives by himself, blyat
Karen:"videogames cause violence"
Boris:*makes ushanka for Kat so Kat does not freeze*
lol
What does him making a ushanka for his cat have anything to do with karens saying that videogames cause violence
@@homelyelf3413 it’s saying that people who play violent video-games don’t do violent things like Boris making a hat for a cat
@@homelyelf3413 Because Boris plays alot of video games, Most of which are war related and mildly violent, Yet it doesn't affect his behaviour.
😅🤣😂very well-said!
This channel is “ *PERFECTLY SLAVIC* , AS ALL THINGS SHOULD BE".
da
AS ALL
da
Да
So Boris can cook like babushka, has cat like babushka, and now he can sew like babushka. Conclusion: Boris IS Babushka. EDIT: cyka, didn't expect such a big reaction. Also, no one has seen Boris and babushka in the same room.
Oh god.
Wait, Boris is a transgender?
Borishka
Boris is dedushka
U are wrong my comrade: Babushka is Boris
You are a role model for the perfect human. Cooking sewing and fixing shit... this is peak male performance
ДА!!!!
And squatting
I'd marry him anytime lmao 😂
And programming, also knows how to use a gun, know multiple language...
Boris is literally at peak human performance
@@averyseriousguy5784 he also played cs go
Can we just appreciate that despite the fact that these videos are super silly and all, these videos are actually teaching me stuff I didn't know I needed before
next on life of boris “how to make unshanka for pet bear”
“How to make unshanka for chainsaw”
"How to make unshanka for pet potato"
How to make unshanka for Putin
how to make cat for unshanka
How to make ushanka for pizdec neighbor vadim
“Hey cat
hey _guest_ cat
I need this fabric, sorry.”
Very polite of you, Boris.
*we* need this fabric
It's *our* cat.
We need our fabric
@TheLightskinPirate you broke the chain debil
It's *our* lives to spend on this comment section
Instructions unclear, accidentally made a small sized Kalashnikov.
next time accidentaly make dragunov blyat
Next time accidently make a grizzly sniper
It's an RPK?
@@Sharpless2 what about a T-34
accidentally made cat-pulled tachanka
I thought this was going to be some half assed attempt but my man really made a perfect little hat. Beautiful.
*"What is name cat?"* -Boris 2019
Kind of baffles me, around 80s, everyone around the world, pre internet mind you, decided to use their tin cookieboxes for storing sewing supplies.
Even in Brazil my friend Ahahah wtf
I know, right? Hahaha Even my grandma uses that box
I still do
Seems to be true :D
My grandma did so and I'm also keeping my sewing stuff in a box of Danish butter cookies.
Holy blyat.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly he make hat for cat
*catt
*kat
Tacc
Katt
Kat Kot
This is the most adorable thing I have ever witnessed in my life.
I shall remember this information, so that at the end of this dreaded year, when I move to somewhere a bit colder and aquire the cat, I shall hat my cats.
The cat shall be hat
@@God-qh8vy Omg god is that you? I guess boris videos are blessed huh.
Ave you acquired the cat?
Random cat comes into Boris's house
Doesnt care
More Kat, equals more fun.
josh r with all the rats running around that apartment I wouldn’t either, Vadim blyat
Its mother
It's the blyat vadim who steals all sausages from fridge! But aah... this vadim Is cute vadim no need to send into gulag (yet).
Hippity hoppity your house is my property
*Communism intense*
You need to make a mini adidas tracksuit for the cat ASAP.
And teach the cat how to squat.
And get cat vodka
Yessssss
Like
This. Now!
I just watched a guy from the other side of the world make a tiny version of a piece of headgear completely unfit for our weather for an animal I don't own. And enjoyed every second of it.
Ha
I came to this channel because I think Russia is a great country.
Now I mainly watch this channel because of Artyom.
Fun fact: he's not Russian he's estonian
He's just slavic
And smart at russian
i like how "keep your sewing kit in an old cookie tin" is somehow a thing around the world
My mother and my grandmother have kept all their sewing stuff in a cookie tin 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
i do same thing because sewing things get lost so better to keep in tin
EDGETHEONE same
capitalist cookies. in fact, many people buy this cookie only because of the tin can
It's always that one specific tin of Dutch cookies, too. I live on the other side of the world in Australia and my mother had that exact tin.
Boris: *also uses danish butter cookie box for sewing kit*
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Actually, using danish cookies box for sewing kit/ yarn one of the most Slavic things in the World. In Poland we do exactly the same.
My grandma used to do the same with regular butter cookie boxes but she was brazilian
funny thing about those butter cookies cans , we dont have them in denmark , they are for export , us danes make cookies at home
@@koalameat9523 cookies are obviously just unnecesair additive to these cans...
Helo Hello same with mine but we are chinese
1:03
Boris: everybody is watching
Artyom: Hi
i like how he's making all of this for fun and money yet he's learning to do lots of things.
-Cook
-Pc building
-sewing
-squating
-dancing hardbass
-talk like russian
Where can I find a man with the patience to hand-sew a mini ushanka for his cat? The Internet was always the answer.
Leila555 i can only do basic sewing like knife wound or ass of my jeans blew out🍻
actually i could not imagine how hard it would be to sew this small pieces in a machine.
This is true slav masculinity. Not afraid to sew. Not afraid to cook. Loves his cat. Real man right there.
@@josefernandes2210 a) there's nothing wrong with being gay and if you're still using that as an insult, 2007 called, it wants its 12 year old back b) none of those things have any correlation with someone's sexual orientation, cooking is what people who enjoy staying alive and not living at their parents house forever do. If you can't cook, I consider you a child, no matter how old you are. Also, my father learned how to sew in the fucking army because it's a survival skill.
Smh boys these days be calling themselves real men for being fundamentally bad at life. Real real men ain't afraid of that shit. That's true masculinity. We get it, yours is fragile, move along.
Jose Fernandes oh look, another idiot that thinks men not being cavemen is the West bending over for a future Caliphate.
jose how many anarchoprimitivism layers are you on
Jose Fernandes first off, everyone should know how to cook and sew, it’s basic knowledge. People are becoming too dependent off of corporations to do once simple tasks, like stitching a hole in a shirt, or going to McDs for a meal. Secondly, I agree it’s kinda weird for a man to shave his arms, but maybe Boris doesn’t just have that much arm hair. And finally, it’s Boris’ life, let him live and create content how he wants to, it’s his right
@@josefernandes2210 Wow, your argument was so weak your going to rely on insults... Dumbass.
I absolutely love that Boris is willing to just stop everything for the cats that just show up.
*ARTYOM PLEASE*
*THIS IS FOR*
*_WHOLE WORLD TO SEE_*
*_E V E R Y B O D Y I S W A T C H I N G_*
good cat.
Kat
kat
кот
kat
@@kurumi394 ᴋᴀᴛ
Boris: Artyom come test this hat
Artyom: I sleep
Boris: Vadim is stealing blins again
Artyom: *_R E A L S H I T_*
I love this cat.
Geralt the Gamer we ALL do.
This channel really is a jack of all trades.
Cooking
Gaming
Fashion
Lifestyle/Travel
DIY
And finally
Cats
😂😂🤣✌😆
What’s about Soviet dogs like laika R.I.P
Perfect channel
Hajde
He has morphed into a Babushka
@@horus4519 blocked
Probably the only channel where no comment ever says "that's a cute cat"
Il say it dare me
@@Erika_556 i dare you
Coz its a comrade cat
@@gregsmith67719 that's a cute cat
That's a cute slav protector of the motherland
Boris can cook, Boris can sew, Boris can drink and Boris can dance Hardbass. Boris is clearly slav Superman.
Was it ever unclear though?
A slav of all trades
You mean Slav Superstar
Babushka taught him well
He has also a vodka cooled pc
Boris is slowly becoming a crazy cat lady
Slowly? He's sewing them tiny ethnic clothing, that's advanced cat lady behavior, he'll be terminal by April at this rate.
Horace Gentleman lmfao
@@horacegentleman3296Nah. True Slavs know how to cook with axe and sew mini ushankas for their cat. This is no big deal in motherland Russia.
@@batorsagandszerelem4474 I've seen this disease progress, I hope for everyone's sake you're right.
Christian GaLeya I am no debil I know you're western spy by you're name, you probably can't even squat without keeping you're heels on the ground.
One thing I've always noticed is that whenever I mention to anyone from the Slavic part of the world that I have a cat, they always ask, "Is she smart?"
Not what breed, what color, or what age, but always "Is she smart?"
My dad told me from an early age that dumb cats are insufferable, so I can see why there's a premium on intelligent cats. Artyom may have plain grey fur, but he's one bright kitty!
I love this part: Artyom, is this your friend? And he dosent care just lets artyom friend in
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He mek ushanka for Kat
Lol
Lol I saw you in some other video too matey wtf?
@@ssohpkc7772 exactly dude I saw this @Ei Bouss? In a video
XD
@@homeless4162 ha ha
Is nobody going to talk about how Boris can do EVERYTHING
When stalin was alive he really wanted Russian to be smart
@@alex69lol He would be proud.
He his the ultimative manly slav beeing
It's normal. All of us Slavs are like this.
Thats how slavs work
Artyom has many friends...and Boris is on his way to becoming a good babushka
Neighbours cat is the chillest slav ever
Three minutes ago my cat was meowing
Now it's humming the USSR anthem
i-win you had to much vodka
Good cat.
Haha
too* @@Connor._.06
*our cat
"Now, keep in mind, when you are making your Ushanka - _and I know you are not_ -"
Boris don't call me out like this
I'm making one but I've already failed
@@OurCollectiveBlahaj trust me i have failed from the beginning
I want an apartment where random friends of my cat just wander in.
While I was watching this I almost fell asleep because this video was just relaxing
Lol i dont see how that works.
I find i fall asleep to forgotten weapons.
Boris: Makes a ushanka for his cat.
*EVERYBODY LIKED THAT*
Also doubles as Helmut to protect from western snipers!
Not everybody
Boris: Artyom, Vadim is stealing our blins again...
Artyom: VADIM BLYAT!
Meow blyat
Glorious
Our comrade Boris is multi talented!!
Ushankas off!!!
Three years later I am watching Boris make a ushanka for Artyom and also sewing
I just got a cat and it's starting to get cold HE'S GONNA LOOKS SO FUCKING CUTEE
1919: In 100 years we’ll have flying vehicles.
2019: CAT HAT CYKA
*KAT HAT СУКА*
We have flying vehicles, airplanes
Cyca is a new one its сука
cyca? you mean sauce?
What kind of Urod confuses Cyka with Cyca 😂😂😂😂😂
He can cook
He can play game
He can squat
He can sewing
He is Boris, our super Boris
Cyka blyat
yes
He even codes
@@klone_Trooper yes
@@Angie-dh5gr lol and he can dance hardbass
i was totally just waiting for boris to prick his fingers, unceremoniously drop the hat, and shout colourful expletives in russian.
just me? okay, i'll show my way out
I work at a school here in Sweden and I showed this to our sewing teacher and she loved it. :P I sent the video link to her with the pattern PDF so she can show the students and let them make this if they want to. :)
when the apocalypse comes i want Boris on my team
corona virus
Me too
We may not survive, but damn it will be fun.
Boris won't be on your team, you will be in his.
No ! ,Boris won't be on your team. PAPA Boris will be in OUR team
Boris you are the Babushka I never had
Lucien Skinner-Savallisch execpt, I had a babuska sadly she passed many years ago.
*That our ever had*
Oh shit the child killer almost backk
Sadly I have a western babushka, even if im born in the baltic states...
I know this is old but I just found this channel and i. Am. Obsessed... 🤣😂 boris, I have to say, you're intelligent, funny and quite the chef. And you love cats! Definitely a keeper LOL. I too, would be very confused but unbothered by a random cat in my house 🤣😅🤷🏽♂ more fluffyness to love
That Ushanka looks amazing on Artyom. Very well done Boris
Dr Seuss: "cat in the hat"
Dr Ivan: " KAT IN THE USHANKA"
My name is ivan
More like Dr Sergei
Its not ushanka its *UNSHAKAT*
Next you need to make tracksuit for Artyom
Complete with adidas shoes.
@@newfoundrooski No adidas shoes. Weslav shoes!
COMRADE NO!
Last time he did that was with the car and used electrical tape to make the stripes, poor Artyom.
Get yourself a man who can cook, crochet, sew, codes loves cats, is multilingual, and knows about cars.... What the hell just marry boris.
If only
I love your business boris i like how you always have a lot of patience in what you do
he more mature than he sounds like. I agree with you man
Our Boris is a man of many skills
He is the man of mystery from motherland.
*ушанка* - to warm my ears
*ботинки* - to warm my feet
*Артём videos* - to warm my *_heart_*
ботинки...otherwise youll have one cold foot.
mah haert
Always sharp for Vadim. Always protect Motherland. GOOD KITTY. I love this series.
The serotonin that this gives me is incredible. I was having a really bad day before, I love you Boris
You know this guy is a good cat dad when he's willing to go to the trouble to sew his little comrade kitty a small, furry hat.
To be honest it's more for Slav stuff and this channel, than for the cat itself. Does a cat really need a hat?
@@snafuet yes
@Baguette Sword Master no, I'm serious here. For slav jokes - yes. But from scientific point of view...
@@snafuet what science is behind that?
@@snafuet Cats also get cold. Especially ones with shorter fur
Skip to 9:32 to see cat with hat
Hello
Life of Boris blyat
ket
That's a noice cat
Life of Boris hey
I love that you're demonstrating sewing by hand, it's a great skill to have, was impressed to see this rather than a sewing machine!
The fact that Boris is simultaneously teaching us how to make ushanka is amazing
I guess using a Danish Butter Cookie tin as a sewing supply container is a universal constant
Yup.
Very true...
Yeah what’s up with that
*looks at my empty Dutch Stroopwaffel/Waffle Cookie tin* maybe i could use this for something like lego storage...
Pretty much.
Cat logic: If it fits, I sits
Nice, *STOLEN* text!
1:45 Artyom is like "No thanks I already have a hat"
Artyom is the cutest cat I had ever seen I swear OMG-
Western show: "Cat in a hat"
Russian show: "BLYAT IN A HAT"
Pepsi_Cubes that makes no sense, you western spy
It would be Comrade Kat in a Ushanka
Blyat is bitch lol
🤣🤣
@@coolpeeper1269 USE RUSSIAN ALPHABET СУКА БЛЯТЬ, and here we have a Brit is educating you.
(5:03) My mom keeps her sewing stuff in old cookie boxes too. What a lovely way to dissapoint little children
It’s why they do it. I grew to hate those boxes.
Everyone's babushka did that if you are from a small village or slavic country (europe as well)
eh, I think people regardless of their culture/country/nation/ethnic do the same thing lol
here in my country we also store sewing things inside cookie box too
diamonx everyone I know stores their sewing stuff in cookie tins, it’s kind of strange.
wow i didn't know literally everyone did it
Your cat in ushanka is the best thing I've seen in forever
The thumbnail though...Such an irresistible cat...Adorable AF🥰🥰🥰❤
Boris: [gives hat to kat]
Kat: is this edible
Oof
A question that every Russian has asked at some point. A true russian Kat!
Yay my first comment that got more than 10 likes thx everyone
Boris is so skilled, babushka must be proud!
Boris you have the best sewing skills Babushka is proud
These are very happy cats. You've led them well, Comrade.
so not only are you Gordon Ramsay level cook you are my mom level tailor as well
He does everything babushka does
Jebb 2.0 his babushka thaught him well
Made this, put it on my cat. Now it’s a Siberian tiger.
our Siberian tiger
Ti m oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Boris: “how to hat your cat”
Also boris: smacks kat with ushanka*
You've become calmer and gentler since you adopted Artyom. Hopefully happier too. I like this change and hope you're having an easier time in life...
Danish Butter cookies tin being used for sewing supplies is a worldwide phenomenon.
I wonder how that came about tho.
Yeap, in Singapore you'll see loads of this in houses, we thought it has cookies inside only to open it and find disappointment
@@breadiztasty my grandma's house comes with extra disappointment, they store the sewing supplies in the kitchen. It's madness.
Boris; So when you're making Ushanka, and I know your not
Me; Damn, calling me out like that, but it's true
love the cookie tin sewing kit- so authentic
I believe this proves we all live in a simulation, i dont know anyone without a cookie tin sewing kit. Lol
Boris you should do a video where you Slav a cat bed or a box ( cause cats love boxes) or Slav cat toys!
With stripes
Adidas Box, Balaclava padding, Boom.
Or Slav cat
When he puts hat on, he achieves max levels cheeki breeki. The slavic cat in the hat.
I am cat in hat, there is no doubt of that.
Follow me down to metro, for 50 MGR I get you good deal on crossbow
Ushanka cat is the cutest thing ive ever seen❤😳
This truly is one of the best youtubers of all time
instructions not clear i accidentally sewed the fabric to the cat
Ah typical dumb western spy
Keep these types of comments in the HowToBasic part of TH-cam.
Make cat out of ushanka
i don't see the problem
@@purple_purpur7379 there isn't one
Good one boris take good care of artyom
Artyom is gonna fuck a blyat with that hat
What???