yo im sorry bout all them midroll ads. i just uploaded this when it was finished and left to go do dad-stuff and it puts all of them in by default. should be fixed now.
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear mr
Sam slowly turning into aqua streaming on twitch and turning that into TH-cam content. That second child must really be putting a dent in his Eames lounge chair fund
You don't even qualify as a parent if you only have 1 kid. My Uncle told me that and I thought he was full of shit until I had my second one. Its like 4X harder with 2 than one
Running mak and cheese is best experience on tarkov cause you either die early and lose nothing or become zero to hero by killing/looting yourself a kit
The economy was truly in a weird place this wipe. Ammo prices inflated, requirements for hideout upgrades get beefed up. Still the majority of the playerbase was done with the grind quicker than ever.
you should try the grenade only runs. i like to spice it up with bringing random grenades in the slots so i've no idea what get's thrown next. I also fill a bag with them in case i need a reload.
they got to make sure aqua's head is tilted down so he dont drown on his own drool, cant take him out otherwise he breaks out in hives, purebred gamer is aqua.
Idea no.1 is something me and my friends have been doing for ages now. Grab whatever you make it out with, only upgrade your guns with whatever you find in raid. It's honestly tons of fun.
I like how he put the high action clips of him killing people in the video like everyone didn’t click on the video just to watch Sam and poob scream at each other for 15 minutes
another thing i do is similar to the scav strategy you were saying. take little to nothing and build your load out from the people you kill as you survive raids
Remember a year ago, when we thought we were going to get endless year of the rat streams...it was a good time. Thanks for the vid Mak n' Cheese 4 life.
Finally got back into Tarkov. First raid, I shoot someone in the head without a helmet with an Ak-74, he survives and kills me. I double check the footage, blood splattered everywhere, and head launched backwards. Nothing.
yo im sorry bout all them midroll ads. i just uploaded this when it was finished and left to go do dad-stuff and it puts all of them in by default.
should be fixed now.
ok
Sams jewing out again guys.
was this the video that was titled "mak & cheese"
Figured they were there cause your second child was putting too much of a dent in your Eames lounge chair funds
Damn you for making money off a video
"otherwise it's just 15 minutes of me and Poob yelling at each other" So like a mini Forheads Fable?
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear mr
@@AxxLAfriku shut the fuck up
@@AxxLAfriku Ah yes, fewer than one. I guess he lost a limb
@@liama5223 amen
God damn that Mak N' Cheese animation had so much time put into it
Bizzle has some talent
The slaves in Sam's basement been workin' overtime
The interpolation warps tho 💀💀
I did a low dose of shrooms this morning and thought the trp was still goin lol
@@molonlabe420 that mushroom tea hit diff.
My God the whole MAK N CHEESE segment was fucking hilarious. Explaining the joke, calling Aqua, etc it's all gold.
that fresh tasty beat that plays with the Mac 'n' Cheese Gif sent me over the top.
@@brinjetson8420 yeah the stank funk levels were off the charts throughout the entire ansambel lmao
@@pihajzvetrom1120 ensemble
@@brinjetson8420 BRO WHAT IS THE SOMG
8:30 I like how Sam assumes that people want to see action, when Him and Poob screaming at each other is the real reason we're all here to begin with
That's just the FF podcast
Exactly
I feel like the famous artist known as BizzleSnaff made that Mak&Cheese Animation.
truly a professional
@@GeneralSam The Superb quality and raw emotion is unmistakable.
Lmao immediately recognizable he's truly the Picasso of our age
“Babe put your clothes back on, General Sam just uploaded!”
Wake up
Sex cancelled, General Sam all the way
More like take them off
Sam slowly turning into aqua streaming on twitch and turning that into TH-cam content. That second child must really be putting a dent in his Eames lounge chair fund
You don't even qualify as a parent if you only have 1 kid. My Uncle told me that and I thought he was full of shit until I had my second one. Its like 4X harder with 2 than one
@@gearjammergamer8560 thanks for warning me about the misery that has yet to manifest itself
@@aczeartk7032 Don't be silly wrap the willy
@@harrylitzler7086 this is better advice than all of sex Ed tbh
I think this is how he does his content anyway, the diff is hes streaming it.
It’s interesting to me to watch because I don’t play the game.
You should steam it on twitch man! Super fun game for larpers.
Bro, he's been shitting out vids of this shitty game for like two years and I still haven't bothered.
You're truly watching a professional at work.
You ain’t a true Chad
Save yourself the pain
I get the feeling Sam made this video just to be able to roll the mac 'n cheese animation as much as humanly possible.
That mak n cheese graphic might just be literally the best piece of content on this entire channel
Literally
You can thank bizzle for that
Top notch elbow noodles
@@theguy8763 just more proof that he's a god amongst men
"Everybody has everything now"
Me who just started playing:
"Does toilet paper sell for a lot?"
Short answer: No
Long answer: All of those painkillers cause some mad intestinal problems...
Me, a coward: and im not gonna risk losing any of it in a raid
Same haha
Oh my god, you started at the worst possible time in the history of the game
10:50 Bryan sounds like he took some painkillers Jesus christ never heard his voice so slurred and laid back
He had that Mac & hemostat & painkillers & cheese
How I sounded when I had Xanax.
@@GT-wn4yi ight
they're toasted out of their minds
@@GT-wn4yi lmao xanax imagine doing pharmaceutical drugs recreationally go to rehab
We get it Sam, you're so damn proud of that Mak and Cheese animation that it's up on the screen for a third of the video.
Bizzle was the one that made it.
lol i dont blame him, must've been hard to make.. (or expensive to buy)
I nearly shit myself when Sam popped up with the "Hi, how are ya"
Definitely a spongebob reference too 😂
@@thomaswiekens9909 you think?
I like how Sam is complaining about how everybody has everything at this point in the game, and then there is Aqua with 34 rubles..
This is actually a big brain move by Sam to get his entire community to run the easiest kits for him to kill for future videos.
Running mak and cheese is best experience on tarkov cause you either die early and lose nothing or become zero to hero by killing/looting yourself a kit
I love general sam videos. They make my day
Make an fnf Tarkov mod
They make my hole week
That Westside Gunn Griselda Fire tho
I’m trying to found where he got that
@@Bean-bc5nz This is Gorilla monsoon with MF DOOM
AYYY GRISELDA GANG
I would've never thought I'd hear Griselda on General Sam channel
Bobobobobobobo!!!!
General Sam be drip feeding me the content like he drip feeds his wife love and affection
"There's a gay on the ground"
Aqua fps in 2021
Sam. Bro. 5 minutes. Front yard. Bro dance. Let’s go.
Okay I’m here, where you at skank
@@KomfyKrew right here buster. Get ready to get frigged up. Don’t be sus bro.
Tarkov takes longer to wipe than I do on toilet looking at memes
Pooopin rn its a tough one
accurate
Epic
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange gl
according to GS logis they should wipe every week. Cause tarkov ultra-dads are acquiring everything at day 5-9 of a fresh wipe
You know when you say Elon musk wants to enslave people on Mars. You’ve got a valid point.
If that is indeed his plan there would be fuck all anyone could do about it, either legally or practically.
No rules on Mars, baby
when Sam told aqua he doesnt want his raid, you could feel that he's upset and kinda sad in his voice, rip aqua.
did something actually happen between them i'm out of the loop
@@franz.francisco nah they just like that, Sam's the kind of guy who shows his love by bullying, he only messes with people he likes
i've been crying with laughter all through this vid, pure class
Can we get your brother on a Podcast episode again! Personally my favorite one.
ive been waiting so long for you to make another tarkov vid, truly your humor on this game is underappreciated
The economy was truly in a weird place this wipe. Ammo prices inflated, requirements for hideout upgrades get beefed up. Still the majority of the playerbase was done with the grind quicker than ever.
@13:10 This is so much more true, now more than ever lollool
New Drinking game: take a shot for every second that the ‘Mac N Cheese 🧀’ is on screen.
Goodbye sadness, hello alcohol poisoning.
@@joshberiswill6872 I won’t need my liver until I’m 40
Well, if I live another day, my liver might go anyway.
Tried it, died.
2:30 analogy for a dying marriage
The mak n cheese stream was really fun. Glad I got a chance to play with you and Poob. Poor guy got euthanized nearly every other raid😂
Man your the only channel I can re-watch consistently and still laugh.
I love how Aqua straight up says yes when you ask him if he raided
5:48. Sam listening to WestSide Gunn? Big W.
Hair small, forehead big, brain smooth, Sam has the triforce of a tendie loving gamer.
I dont know what it is, but whenever I take a dump, there is just something about Sam's voice and appearance that stimulates me
Holy shit i did not even realize this was a new video, until i heard the fart smella joke.
that westside gunn verse in the background was a slick choice, Sam. great taste ma guy
The fact that sam has west side gun playing literally blew my mind
you should try the grenade only runs. i like to spice it up with bringing random grenades in the slots so i've no idea what get's thrown next. I also fill a bag with them in case i need a reload.
I love how aquas video cuts out at Sam saying wait haha
11:20 sam is toasted out of his mind
Im glad I’m not the only one bored of tarkov
fr : (
Been binge watching all of your videos, love the content man. Take care!
Now way sam made that mak-and-cheese animation with one hand on his gamer keyboard and the other holding his new born babe suckling from the teat.
"He might come to our gunshots, and then he will make his way over."
I bet you were proud of that one.
I love how the video title is 3 ways to keep tarkov interesting, yet the video could have been named mak and cheese.
9:12 That Taxi Driver drip tho god damn
bryans hypothetical was unironically the funniest thing in this video
Aww yes, those sounds (7:49) bring me back to Oblivion
when even general sam has westside gunn verses in his video's. you know the man is a legend.
Lmaooo i was so surprised to hear Westside Gunn in this video gj Sam
ya know I never thought I would hear WestSide Gunn in a General Sam video
Which song of Jippy's is used in the outro? Haven't been able to find it for weeks
Samuel talking about Aqua's people as if getting raided by him is such a burden....then not getting raided and getting pissed about it is hilarious.
Sam is the best part of Tarkov. I only play to have context for these videos.
i finish the podcast and am greeted with this.
Today is a good day
I just take psychs and experience oblivion every time I receive "Head, Eyes"
Aqua really is just the weird cousin of the sam family that they know has habsburg disease
Thats me aswell
they got to make sure aqua's head is tilted down so he dont drown on his own drool, cant take him out otherwise he breaks out in hives, purebred gamer is aqua.
Love the westside gunn song ya put in, very snazzy
I did not expect hearing Westside Gunn in a General Sam video
Idea no.1 is something me and my friends have been doing for ages now. Grab whatever you make it out with, only upgrade your guns with whatever you find in raid. It's honestly tons of fun.
every month this guy comes crawling back
I like how he put the high action clips of him killing people in the video like everyone didn’t click on the video just to watch Sam and poob scream at each other for 15 minutes
Father, I crave rat knowledge
Love the Westside Gunn @5:45
That Mac n’ cheese combo animation do be pretty slick tho
another thing i do is similar to the scav strategy you were saying. take little to nothing and build your load out from the people you kill as you survive raids
Westside Gunn playing in a Sam video respect+
you can tell sam went all out paying for that mak n cheese animation by how often it shows up. it is p dope thouigh
Ok,now I wanna know if Pestily can run labs starting with a Mac&Cheese kit
I love all your tarkov videos I watch them repeatedly please keep em coming.
I bet Nikita is going to delay the wipe, just to be a monster
Your PMC at 9:25 looks like Dick Masterson on Dr.Phil 😂
Just got paid, almost finished building my house, sam posted tarkov vid,today's a good day.
Aswell as a new Forehead fables on the same day
1:51 wasn’t expecting the Steve Dawson reference, did Fungletoe put you up to this?
You can still see the pain in Sam's eyes over the Bitcoin Fiasco
Remember a year ago, when we thought we were going to get endless year of the rat streams...it was a good time. Thanks for the vid Mak n' Cheese 4 life.
That same face at 0:09 is what both of sams kids first saw in this world
I love how Sam drives all his “friends” to insanity! Mac n Cheese baby!
Brian really reminds me of Zach, especially now with these psychotic hypotheticals
Frick yeah new General Sam vid
I'm a simple man. I see new general Sam tarkov vid. I click.
I just love hearing Aqua's laugh "HMHMHMHMMHM"
s-s-skibidi sam >_
dont stop doing what your doing this is top tier unique amusement
Sam jamming to Westside Gunn?? Wow I fell in love
Me too, one word of his verse and my mind was blown, didnt know sam knew of griselda
what’s the song?
@@andrewmiller5451 The butcher and the blade, by westside gunn
@@user12do that’s not it. i found it, it’s Jippy’s remix of “Gorilla Monsoon”
When Sam talks shit on Aqua's people is just too damn funny xD
you know this game's stale when general sam's gotta give you bargain bin Cosmo sex tips on how to freshen things up in your tarkov raids.
Finally got back into Tarkov. First raid, I shoot someone in the head without a helmet with an Ak-74, he survives and kills me. I double check the footage, blood splattered everywhere, and head launched backwards. Nothing.
“They don’t let you murder women in your hideout”
That’s why I do it in real life
huh
yo the griselda @ 5:48
Westside Gunn x General Sam collab 5:50 💯
Jippy needs a raise, carrying Sam’s vids for years. Also, that Shiro guy is weird, I heard he collects Dr.Seuss books
YOOOOOO SAM IS HIP TO WESTSIDE GUN IM SPEECHLESS I THOUGHT U WERE A JEWISH
Fr
1:55 lazy editor didn’t even mask out the other window where you arm would be smh
how to keep tarkov interesting: Stop playing it, play a different game to avoid burnout
6:19 in his defence you do use a plate with mac and cheese.
No! You use a Bowl like a civilized being. So an SSH68