I Made You A Quest in Tarkov

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  • @jakstat9880
    @jakstat9880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5748

    I love how Sam is like "intimidate people in Tarkov!!!" while I'm CERTAIN this man makes Abby order his extra sauce.

    • @andynorth1776
      @andynorth1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      That's IRL vs keyboard warrior meta right there.
      Careful, these nerds might not be able to handle that level of reality.

    • @r-td8748
      @r-td8748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @beyond your imagination finally its here guys!!! LOOK!!! Incredible

    • @cwhitehouse1791
      @cwhitehouse1791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@andynorth1776 dude thats part of the joke chill out lmao

    • @Drizzit57
      @Drizzit57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s the chad of keyboard warriors

    • @Frille512
      @Frille512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@andynorth1776 The man names himself a rat, insulting him is pointless

  • @John-un3lj
    @John-un3lj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1881

    Seeing Sam with a tactical rig makes him look like he is halfway there of becoming a floridian militia leader.

    • @woah5546
      @woah5546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He just needs the Hawaii shirt and shitty goatee

    • @futurelazarus8217
      @futurelazarus8217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I would join that group

    • @tonyeltigre1088
      @tonyeltigre1088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Is that not what the goal of this channel has always been? The Tampa Terminators

    • @alfaivre2990
      @alfaivre2990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      As a Floridian in the Tampa Bay area, Sam's not even close 🤣. Dudes down here open carry ARs to go fishing, Sam's Amazon chest rig isn't gonna get the job done haha

    • @miroorozco4810
      @miroorozco4810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@futurelazarus8217 i read it as "I'd jump that group." and i was like ya i would too but then was like wa-wait a gawd danm min what

  • @SerVanzu
    @SerVanzu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    Sam's quest - Cause immense mental strife to another human being over the internet.

  • @TheRox0923
    @TheRox0923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:25 "hey you've got a glowing red thing on your face.."
    "What like a spider? GET IT OFF"
    *PEW*

  • @jlee7811
    @jlee7811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5830

    Petition to make Sam a Scav boss. He’s wearing a little Rat hat/mask and he scurries around in the shadows and attacks you from behind with the “RAT ATTACK”

    • @BornToDesync
      @BornToDesync 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I 2nd this

    • @jonatansexdoer96
      @jonatansexdoer96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      What kinda loot would they put on someone whose skill is comparable to a scav, without them actually being a scav?

    • @TacticalReaper56
      @TacticalReaper56 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make him the leader of the cultists.

    • @steven4776
      @steven4776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Please nakita

    • @wendigoactual8325
      @wendigoactual8325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have the rat lord loot around where he's spawned in so if by some miracle you out rat him he's just got the most retarded shit in his back pack but if you damage him till he's almost dead he runs and ditched all his gear in some dark little rat boy corner that you have to find

  • @ruffleraveninc3602
    @ruffleraveninc3602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    My favorite addition in this patch is that I can finally put the M4 carry handle on guns other than the M4. It is the funniest thing ever to me and I’ve been asking the devs for this since alpha. It’s goofy af and I love it.

    • @Zumbah2
      @Zumbah2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Used to put it on my mutant "sussy imposter" build

    • @josephmontanaro2350
      @josephmontanaro2350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you could use it on guns like the MDR before, can it go on the MCX and MPX now?

  • @donaldskunk8579
    @donaldskunk8579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    His hairline isn’t receding, his brain is growing from his 5head tarkov strats

    • @Nero-dz5gr
      @Nero-dz5gr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His Cranium is Just Ascending

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it happens

    • @Nero-dz5gr
      @Nero-dz5gr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @PissedPajamas at the cost of one day having to wear a hat as to not be confused for a landingstrip by nearby pilots

    • @oliveradams1555
      @oliveradams1555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome

  • @romeob6403
    @romeob6403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Sam needs to be a trader who’s quests lower all of the other trader reps every time

    • @ivanquiles4903
      @ivanquiles4903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And have no benefit, just fun.

    • @Noone-we9vb
      @Noone-we9vb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And in every quest he scams you. Promising loot, but giving nothing

    • @nowords8097
      @nowords8097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No refunds

  • @fidget-f7z
    @fidget-f7z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    abby must've taken a real toll on him for this quest to exist

    • @nxght6694
      @nxght6694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      2 kids'll do that

    • @clazzo6231
      @clazzo6231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      does she stream? if yeah what is the link, if that's the girl in the video's name

    • @khorehmandirani
      @khorehmandirani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@clazzo6231 1. The girl in the video is ItalianNinja. 2. Abby is his wife

  • @Speedojesus
    @Speedojesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Can't wait for the objective where we have to find a Hitachi wand in Interchange for Abby due to Sam's ED.

    • @markv1006
      @markv1006 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Up you go

  • @docwho4720
    @docwho4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Love that the beginning of the gaming starts with someone talking about how they found ‘the brown note’

    • @CumGang69
      @CumGang69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lisa is a weird creature indeed. now i need to start using 8-bit music as a brown note attack

    • @HTacianas
      @HTacianas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The secret was never the pitch of the sound, but whether it was 8-bit

    • @leonseyer7884
      @leonseyer7884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CumGang69 does lisa have a twitch

    • @CumGang69
      @CumGang69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leonseyer7884 I think so, Italian ninja or something?

  • @Zero-sz5tb
    @Zero-sz5tb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "There's no way she's human!" Your right she's italian.

  • @onno3573
    @onno3573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    New quest: finding the hairline

    • @jimmytran5971
      @jimmytran5971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      404 not found

    • @NarcolepticJesus
      @NarcolepticJesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's not fair to go give the man an impossible challenge he will never.... ever complete

    • @alexmaurice4274
      @alexmaurice4274 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesterday my voip wasn’t working today it seems fine

  • @PsychCow
    @PsychCow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Lisa reminds me of back when I would play Overwatch with my friend who was bad at trolling. He would always be like "OMG ITS A GIRL" and then the girl would get all awkward and quiet, not funny at all. So one day I'm like instead of that, what if we just assert beyond all shadow of a doubt, that any girl we run into is actually a little boy. The reactions were priceless. Lisa would be such a perfect candidate.

    • @SirGarthur
      @SirGarthur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thats cookin with gasoline

    • @logan8822
      @logan8822 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro we’re on the same wave length. I’ve been doing this for months at this point. I refuse to accept that natural born females play video games and it pisses them off to an unreasonable level

    • @bahshas
      @bahshas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do this for years now when im too tired to go full-on harrassment mode and turn the other teammates against them so its easier to just pretend its a boy and not be annoyed by it. its like beach you do not belong in my tatical millitary shooter game you are ruining mine and everyone else vibe with your presence please leave and go do something else like playing moon harvest or whatever is the game that you people play. Is there not a single place left where men can be safe from w*men's aggression anymore? And wtf was she saying completely vile disgusting stuff and all the stimps tolerate this abhorrent behavior from this beach. I got no respekt for these stimps with mixed boy/girl friend gaming group frankly they are the lowest of the low they dont even register as human to me anymore. and wtf is with sam hanging around with that lisa character? is he trying to cheat on his wife and score some underage gamer girl pusy?

  • @SerVanzu
    @SerVanzu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Sam justifying killing innocents right out of the gate i like it

  • @fubarexress6359
    @fubarexress6359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Does this man have to start a horrible toxic trend every single wipe LOL? I love it.

  • @CaCidinho
    @CaCidinho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Was waiting 6 months for this, not the wipe, but your video on it, thanks.

    • @skipiago
      @skipiago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes.

  • @locallegionary4936
    @locallegionary4936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It seems like the best thing about Tarkov for Sam isn't the aquisition of loot or competing quests, it's human suffering.

  • @holylettuce4730
    @holylettuce4730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Good to see Sam promoting this unknown game! Sure he will bring a honest and good sporting community.

    • @Timithos
      @Timithos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "unknown"

  • @Luk3r
    @Luk3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Okay so "can't cum, cant go" was legitimately one of the best improv lines I've ever heard. Nothing overly complex, but a perfect 4 word response to a relatively obscure setup.

  • @elijahc.9024
    @elijahc.9024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Damn Sseth, Sam, podcast, and wipe…. Damn today isn’t a bad day at all

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Today has been a great day

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ikr? TH-cam's gaming content creator been feeding us good today

    • @rgblanka7344
      @rgblanka7344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I see your a merchant of culture as well

    • @milesmccollough5507
      @milesmccollough5507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      THANK YOU FOR ALERTING ME TO THE TZEENTACH UPLOAD GOOD SIR

    • @topgunskrill1392
      @topgunskrill1392 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The gods blessed us this day

  • @mgmstudies7022
    @mgmstudies7022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i feel like sams kids are gonna see the intros to his videos when they grow older and think their father is a serial killer

  • @TheCatpirate
    @TheCatpirate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Sam's quest still isn't as sadistic as Jaeger's

    • @hope6840
      @hope6840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hail Jaeger

    • @spifer2326
      @spifer2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      kill 20 pmc with all limbs broken with tremor and dehydrated

    • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
      @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They took away his figgin acog.
      And today, he is still bitter.

    • @nielsm.2147
      @nielsm.2147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 wrong Jaeger

    • @xanderlaskey2753
      @xanderlaskey2753 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 At least give his acoq respect and say fucking

  • @pestopoliz
    @pestopoliz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    18:27 everyone is sleeping in on this Olympic tier jump over the hurdle without slowing down.

  • @susmonkey
    @susmonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sam's Brown-Note experiment with Lisa is a highlight for scientist all around, proving that women do infact "leave coils"

  • @MyAngerIsaDrug
    @MyAngerIsaDrug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sam's lighting in the green screen scenes in the beginning is legit amazing.

  • @kazthecool
    @kazthecool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Sam's Green screen skills have improved exponentially, soon he will be able to greens screen another life for himself maybe one that doesn't include that tragedy he committed may 4 2017. We know Sam
    We know.

    • @theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583
      @theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This isn’t a schlatt comment section bud

    • @Kevin_Levrone505
      @Kevin_Levrone505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583 nigga did you just unironically say bud💀 bro how fuckin old are you go ahead show us you birth certificate

    • @josephmontanaro2350
      @josephmontanaro2350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I Can't Think of a Name they did a podcast? You have a link I want to see that lol

    • @maksszmyd1913
      @maksszmyd1913 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josephmontanaro2350 Just look up forehead fables episode 51

  • @FlacidRob
    @FlacidRob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just wanna say how much I appreciate and respect Sam for his dedication for getting the perfect lighting for his green screen intros

  • @Stacbor
    @Stacbor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This quest actually sounds fun, unlike the normal ones

  • @holthuizenoemoet591
    @holthuizenoemoet591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    16:45 i'm a fan of bizzels philosophy.

  • @Doyouneed_somehelp
    @Doyouneed_somehelp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    15:50 gets absolutely loaded with gear. Next raid is a scav run

    • @bobboo101
      @bobboo101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rat life

    • @noobovsky420
      @noobovsky420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always dude. Always.

  • @ThePeacekeeper141
    @ThePeacekeeper141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:20 that was a brutal kill man lmao

  • @xXbrick84Xx
    @xXbrick84Xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As the years go buy, the more I realize Sam is literally just Dennis from It's Always Sunny. An absolute psychopath and potential murderer doing a horrible job of hiding it from the world. I love it.

  • @voxxi703
    @voxxi703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Are you trying to make me shit!?" The mission to make a woman shit. Gold.

  • @AdubsYT
    @AdubsYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    General Sam as a trader with making a player cry on VOIP as his daily quest

  • @franciscofreitas1230
    @franciscofreitas1230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Once I yelled at a guy on factory "ur against the wall and I am the fucking wall" and he only said pls don't then he died. I wish i had the clip

  • @squirraffe3252
    @squirraffe3252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the fact that he does the lighting so perfectly when he injects himself into the tarkov environments via green screen 🤯🙏🏻

  • @M3boop
    @M3boop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After hanging out in the discords,(have left that hellhole and it's for the better) the joke at 13:20 is accurate af

  • @root_test9493
    @root_test9493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I had this happen
    So I used the morphine in the room
    When they killed me they got nothing but a PM and a scav vest

    • @ivanquiles4903
      @ivanquiles4903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You should have voiped yelling " It's morphine time!"

    • @SolidLMG
      @SolidLMG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OD'ing in dorms is the ultimate chadmove tbf

  • @BRAINFPG
    @BRAINFPG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    awesome green screen edit! The way he made the candle light glow on the right side of his body was a very nice touch.

  • @justbot5806
    @justbot5806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This isn't the new wipe new me video where Sam gaslights the entire takrov community into believing he's changed his ways

  • @englishdragon4198
    @englishdragon4198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Sam low-key becoming a dark-Lord/tyrant in Tarkov 😂

  • @xxsir_lagsalotxx
    @xxsir_lagsalotxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I dont even play this game but i cant get enough of sam. please keep uploading for me

  • @UnfocusedGore09
    @UnfocusedGore09 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:53 "Will you get that sniper, can you get him? on the roof." proceeds to fold, LMFAO

  • @ItzRetz
    @ItzRetz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yesterday I was running in a 4 man with my friends, and I split off from the group to go and grab a quest item. I eventually ran into a 2 team, who started to shoot at me. I told them over VOIP "Stop shooting at me or you die", they kept shooting. 30 seconds later my 3 buddies rocked up, and slaughtered them, and all of us survived. Hate to say "I told you so", but I did tell them they'd die if they didn't fuck off.
    Ahh, I love VOIP.

  • @MarkThePulverizer
    @MarkThePulverizer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The quality of these green screen bits is getting better and better with every video man! It's the sort of stuff that got me and my gf watching your stuff in the first place and it's just getting better. Keep it up! Hoping I can get half this quality in my videos one day.

  • @harleywilliams1821
    @harleywilliams1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    it's nice of aqua to star in your vid. good you guys have a solid relationship still

    • @gamingmaster6377
      @gamingmaster6377 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      after what Aqua did to Sam's kid? He probably has his wife hostage or something, what a PSYCHO Aqua is

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it was kind of surprising he let aqua be in his video. especially after what aqua did to that homeless camp and all those people under that one bridge... I try really hard to erase that image from my head.

  • @bugologist2
    @bugologist2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't breathe, This shit is so fuuny.

  • @danielmontelongo8486
    @danielmontelongo8486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sam helping with exposure therapy what a great guy

  • @wwjustindo1951
    @wwjustindo1951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I missed you, mostly your tarkov vids. Started playing tarkov 2 months ago and you're my favorite content creator by far. Mailing you my come. Hopefully it will make you come.... out with more videos

  • @joecreations4642
    @joecreations4642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    sam i have been watching your videos for long time now and i cant think of a video i got bored watching keep up the good work

  • @MrWilson812
    @MrWilson812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I see you rocking that Condor FLC Sam. I have the same one in OCP pattern. Now I can head into battle knowing I made the right choice.

  • @aetlaa
    @aetlaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Sam’s over here requesting booby trapped packages… this won’t go wrong…

  • @jonthecowboy
    @jonthecowboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hearing the fear of a Timmy PMC when I’m a scav fuels my confidence. When I make a mistake and think they are a scav, their slow reaction and hesitation are indicative of super low confidence and I love it

  • @Catastor60
    @Catastor60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why should I be a quest?
    Wait! What if I am the quest, that is, the guy begging for his life.
    Sam is getting scary

  • @theungentleman
    @theungentleman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm not even two minutes in but I love the effort.
    Like, this two minute gag took HOURS to make and I love it.

  • @louisstout9952
    @louisstout9952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dang man, you've seriously toned up since i last seen! Nice work.

  • @aroyyotoad1345
    @aroyyotoad1345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro I never thought about the sunglasses thing with Riddick thats fucking hilarious

  • @feratier9071
    @feratier9071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    sam always makes me feel some type of way

    • @BIGMANLOGJAM
      @BIGMANLOGJAM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

    • @oversoul55
      @oversoul55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is, undoubtedly, one of the Tarkov streamers of our time

  • @shawnfoogle920
    @shawnfoogle920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love when sam uploads once or twice per Wipe
    Love his tarkov vids

  • @mr.miserlou8323
    @mr.miserlou8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sams ability to get mad loot then immediately die is unmatched

  • @ethantsai8261
    @ethantsai8261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Caelid music while sam's whispering under the door 😭👌

  • @mieciotherock5131
    @mieciotherock5131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another General Sam video, another upgrade to the quality. Damn the quality is outstanding

  • @dirtydan3029
    @dirtydan3029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "When i take my sunglasses off i can see at night"

  • @KaelinOsmun
    @KaelinOsmun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    How does Sam maintain his relationship with Abby? She must be colder than Stalin

    • @someguy7723
      @someguy7723 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all have our kinks

    • @alexramos7708
      @alexramos7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he trapped her with two kids and never let her date anybody else in her life lol

  • @vargheselk6856
    @vargheselk6856 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow... 3:11 That's how I still feel especially in forest or in jungle areas... Or sometimes when am home alone i get this wierd anxiety/feeling where am not sure if i should take pee or poop... Am just glad am not the only one cuz non of my friends do. 😁

  • @Marco2am
    @Marco2am 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thanks dad for uploading

  • @acorjadaadegafantasma6309
    @acorjadaadegafantasma6309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    from a fieldmarschall to a general.
    As always brilliant, make em beg!

  • @lordwoods8631
    @lordwoods8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh... I always plead. If I don’t have to waste resources fighting, and neither do you, that’s a win win. I roll full garbage man, I carry nothing of real value, Hoover up the absolute worst crap, and slither out like a sneaky snake. And if, with barely enough time to move at a full sprint to the nearest exit and arrive with exactly enough time to extract, I locate several corpses with leftover decent gear, well, that’s my GADAMN PAYDAY.

  • @c_ourier6
    @c_ourier6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I heard the voice at 3:26 speak ("I don't think she's human") it reminded me of an old tarkov friend of mine, literally had my stomach drop and ask myself "LyfSaPort that you?" lmaoooo

  • @bradley5890
    @bradley5890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Glad to see Steve and his two left legs make an appearance again

  • @Apollo_the_Blond
    @Apollo_the_Blond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i see the shrooms effect has worn off sam 2:10

  • @blondemaniac16-22
    @blondemaniac16-22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sam need to be a scav boss that waits in trees and bushes with a hunter with m81 loaded into it and then he uses his victims bodies as bait

  • @ravengames5416
    @ravengames5416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know but Sam saying he needs to hear people beg for theyr life while looking like Ed fucking Kemper is just slightly unnerving

  • @Pompadour_Pug
    @Pompadour_Pug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sam got that fisherman Dad look

  • @SIeexic
    @SIeexic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No i feel her at 3:30, the risk of rain main menu music makes me have to shit and so does the enter the guneon one kinda too idk why

  • @ethanwoosley881
    @ethanwoosley881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You know i was living a wonderful life. I had started college, had an amazing girlfriend... then tarkov wiped. I've lost everything. All I have now is my paca and my ratnik.

  • @Lulubonepup
    @Lulubonepup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bit near the end had me in complete tears from laughing so much. Well done.

  • @JamesChurchill3
    @JamesChurchill3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your green screen work has got so much better. Good lord that light bloom.

  • @GhostRecon876
    @GhostRecon876 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:09 i laughed so hard my lungs were begging me to stop

  • @ruyijingubang582
    @ruyijingubang582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sam is getting alarmingly healthy and good looking, I'm worried.

    • @someguy7723
      @someguy7723 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He goes from fat to fit, back to fat again in cycels. He will be fat again around december

    • @Laurton
      @Laurton 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@someguy7723 How do you expect him to survive the winter if he loses all that blubber?

  • @audioostrich
    @audioostrich 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam is geeking out with lighting now. The lighting matching between the green screened background and sam's shots is really fucking impressive. Even switched to natural light when he was in a spot with windows

  • @fake_twomad1977
    @fake_twomad1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never new Sam was such a dominatrix lmao

  • @eeanditto9156
    @eeanditto9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite moment in Tarkov so far is last wipe when I got in an intense 1v1 in factory and the whole time we were flaming eachother in voip while trading bursts of gunfire. My gun jammed and I called time out, then he helped me over voip from the other end of the hall clear my jam so we could continue the fight. I ended up dying to a scav while I am pretty sure he was on the verge of bleeding out...

  • @lolitswakka1115
    @lolitswakka1115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What little respect I had for Exfilcamper is now gone, lol he doesn’t know that scene from Predator

  • @purplefanta7142
    @purplefanta7142 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:33 "All I'm gonna say is that at that business meeting we had, both of us came in our hand shakes"

  • @brianbristofer-woods6788
    @brianbristofer-woods6788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Sam spreading his masochism to his followers is my favorite character ark

  • @slytek8537
    @slytek8537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just know those 2 clean mosin shots deserve a compilation 🎉

  • @Bund___Germs_Bund
    @Bund___Germs_Bund 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sam is making tarkov a worse place everyday and it's glorious.
    Also, glad you're back Steve 🤙

    • @willgolden
      @willgolden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I missed Steve. Wish he would show up in more videos, Fungletoe too

    • @Bund___Germs_Bund
      @Bund___Germs_Bund 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@willgolden I missed him too. He's hilarious and that laugh is contagious. And Fungletoe too. We need ya back Fungletoe.

  • @theminecraftadventurer6393
    @theminecraftadventurer6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My god I adore how far your greenscreening has come

  • @Donutify123
    @Donutify123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Liked the video before the video buffered. Always love EFT content Samta Claus. Bring me tarkov presents.

  • @SuperStink
    @SuperStink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First raid I had a guy beg when he was by the roller mannequin on customs. He had corregated hoses, wires and both kinds of tape. "Please let me go man, it's my first wipe. Please I'm not good at this game." Mans died holding that mannequins hand.

  • @kolehansen5975
    @kolehansen5975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel like Sam has been slowing transitioning into thinking “that might cancel me” to “fuck it”

    • @poopghost9845
      @poopghost9845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Are you new here ? Guy used to pop off the N word all the time

    • @kolehansen5975
      @kolehansen5975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@poopghost9845 shit I forgot the aqua and Poob bullying I retract my statement lmao

  • @gingabeard7090
    @gingabeard7090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a little Tenatious D jack black at the end!

  • @codyfelts9531
    @codyfelts9531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He dropped the weight just so he could do a "how I got fat again part 2". Respect

    • @someguy7723
      @someguy7723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He gets fit around the time Abby wants a new baby. Not saying she is holding a gun to his head and forces him on a rowing machine, im just saying there is a pathern

  • @swyft1872
    @swyft1872 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's always a treat to have the freak of nature Lisa on the videos. As if it's not weird enough to hear her tell her brother pee story on Charborg's channel

  • @JPeezy789
    @JPeezy789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Rat King himself is back with another banger 😎

  • @thelastgremlin6071
    @thelastgremlin6071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:36 IS THAT AQUA! 😂

  • @therats2789
    @therats2789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Always remember young ratlings it’s a rat eat rat world and those words come from the rat god and absolute legend him self The general Sam so go out their with you saga 12s with Flechette rounds and 20 round mags and camp extracts pacifically the D2 extract to make the lives of the greatest enemy of the rats the chads lives hell

    • @dp9629
      @dp9629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm always defending emercom from dirty tax evaders!

  • @fennoman9241
    @fennoman9241 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:11 for rogue run you need at least sks with 4x scope.
    There are 2x Rogues on the wall from the bridge where you should come, first kill right one at watchtower NSV, than crouch next to the barrels which are next to the stairs to the first wall NSV guy, crouch at the walls side of barrels than kill the two long range NSV guys, first one is at the left side at 150 metres range and next one is roughly ~250 metres range at middle back of compound, hard to find and hard to see but imperative you kill him. Than go up the stairs which are next to you and scope out the GMG rogue on left side of wall from bridge, loot the 2 wall Rogues and bail out.