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Jordan thank you so much , my actual favorite movie. Its a great kids movie , if a tiny bit long in the exposition. The artistry still hasn't been matched for modern film. 95 % digital it seems like at times but still believable. Don't get me started on the car upgrade or the crux of the finish. "Sounds Beefy Pops" "Yeah i gave it a lil something extra" "Transponder-schmonder , You want real kick, you go Bernoulli. Vroom! glug bap bap bap" . "What do you need ? What do you need ? .... *Click Clack* vrrrrrrrRR *Chunk* vrooOOOMMBMM *screeeeeee*" Sorry , the grappling hook is called a spear hook as well. The one delivery from Spridle is seared into my brain as well. oh never mind , you get it right later , probably burying the lead .
The script was funny but the editing/audio was too much. 5 seconds of jordan talking at a regular volume then 5 seconds of movie scene loud af, then 5 more seconds of regular volume then 5 seconds of loud af movie scene It's whack man i watched all your other stuff for years and i wanna watch this channel too, but im not turning the volume up and down every 5 seconds. Hope it gets sorted out. EDIT: I came back to edit this comment because ive been watching your other videos and the sound is much more even. Dont know why this video has the clips so loud, but thankfully the other videos are easier to watch. Thanks Jordan and Dave love the content
He's feeding us to feed his beautiful family he loves to show us like passing the collection plate at church. I promise I'll tithe when I ain't broke 😂
The milk is an Indianapolis 500 tradition. "Winners drink milk." Back in the like 1930s a winner of the race asked for buttermilk afterwards and it became a meme
Those commenters don’t understand the unbridled joy I get whenever Jordan’s vids have a good “PUSSAY!!!!” edit or 10 Edit: just got to the end of the video. Fantastic. Never change
"Was that a ninja" "Best money could buy" It was so set up, this whole thing is because Speed and his family wouldn't be bought. It wouldn't have been like a great joke, but it would have at least been in a movie line in a movie.
I can't help but love a movie equivalent of going all in on a decent hand. I mean sometimes you know you're probably not going to win, but screw it you're in Vegas. This movie is a trip and I love it.
What matters is is if we let racing change us. Nascar pit noise into 3 note guitar riff. Royalton quote - You ready to become a real driver . nascar car sounds . Fallout theme.
Words cannot explain how much I love this movie. There's no movie that looks like it, sounds like it, and has action like it. Its a perfect lightning in a bottle situation and I'm so glad it's getting more recognition it deserved back in '08
I cannot believe people actually recommended this movie... I graduated high school in 2008 & people my age took this movie seriously. I'm so glad I didn't listen to them.
I usually hate fast cuts and too much editing, that's why I don't like the MCU. But the editing on your videos makes sense with the style of jokes you make. I think that shit is top tier
5:2210:35 I like your editing style. It's fun to watch for the jokes. 👍🏽😍 And you making engine noises with your mouth, while put-put-putting across the screen is still about the funniest thing ever.
Actually the milk thing isnt from the anime at least i don't remember it being in the anime. It is however a thing in real racing. Since 1956 winners of the Indy 500 drink milk to celebrate. I believe there's been only 1 winner to not drink milk and it was because his family had a family orange Grove so he drank orange juice, then quickly chugged some milk after
@@sebastianacevedo9444 it's a nice tradition that apparently was started by the 1933 winner and he drank cold buttermilk. It didn't take in as a tradition until 1956 though.
@@Drjordanbreeding sorry Jordan drink your milk. Your choices are 2%, Skim, or Whole milk just like the drivers get to choose. Or If you're a traditionalist and want to pay omage to the man who started the tradition you best drink some cold buttermilk.
"So you drive in a circle as fast as you can, only turning left, and whoever doesn't crash or get snake bitten gets to drink a glass of thick buttermilk while wearing a leather jumpsuit on a hot day". I wonder why racing isn't more popular?
1:20 There's also a strip club in Cars called "Honkers" which depicts headlights as breasts, and Mater wears a coconut bra over his headlights in one scene. That means that in the Cars universe all female cars are doing the equivalent of walking around naked from the waist up. It also raised the uncomfortable question of whether the MX5 sisters, (or Miata sisters if you prefer) are in fact underage, given they are smaller than other cars and sound younger, whether cars grow, and indeed how they reproduce at all! We know they die...because Doc Hudson canonically dies of old age.
Still one of my favorite movies ever since I was a teen (when it came out). That super-villain speech purple baddy gives Speed when he rejects his offer is just bone chilling to anyone that is a fan of any sport.
The entire aesthetic of this movie (because of the copious green screen and CGI) is more Spy Kids than new age cartoon/live action amalgamation. But you know they thought they were reinventing the wheel with this movie while they were making it.
Nah. It has more experimental editing, weird special effects (like Young Speeds drawing coming to life) and openly absurdly vibrant environments (like the neiborhood Speed and Rex drive through in the beginning) then anything in Spy Kids I don't know what you mean "new age cartoon", Speed Racer is an anime from the 60s. This is meant to be an adaptation of that, which you can see in how characters are framed throughout the movie (close ups/body shops of indivual characters standing off center of elaborate backgrounds)
I remember renting this movie and watching it back when it was released on home video, but other than the obnoxious younger brother and the stupid monkey, I couldn't tell you what the movie was about. I genuinely forgot John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, and Matthew Fox were in this. To be honest, if you told me I hallucinated this movie, I would have believed you. Love the recap. The "Pussy" edits were *chef's kiss* as always
Not sure if this was mentioned but a background detail of this movie mentioned in the extras on the dvd is that they are called T-180s because each wheel can turn around 180 degrees while maintaining power. So that “explains” the wild drifting and why the cars barely ever move in straight lines. It’s a silly explanation but it’s a kind of neat world detail
The only thing I remember from this movie is the finger munching piranhas, mainly because there had to have been at least a dozen other ways to plug that hole. And also piranhas aren't that frenzied unless they're starving, so that jerk must have been starving them! >:o
Speed racer is one of the best anti corporate movies ever made . The fernetic pace captures the cartoon nearly perfectly. The sound in those movie is terrific. Watch it on a home theater with a good sound system and you will not be disappointed.
I think it would technically be a morning star rather than a mace, since it's on a chain? Not important at all, but ENGAGEMENT and I couldnt think of anything better to talk about...
To keep the engagement coming: It would be a flail :) The morningstar was a type of mace, or rather a type of mace head. If its a spikey mace head, it's a morningstar. And when it's on a chain, it's a flail :) But people aren't sure if flails were actually used in combat. If so, it was very rare :) One type that was rather common amongst peasants was the Dreschflegel (also translated as flail, and it was the inspiration for the more militaristic flail design), the dreschflegel was a farming tool. It was wielded with two hands and had a heavier wooden stick connected to the shaft by leather straps. Like the Warscythe (a modified scythe), the flail was mostly used in the german peasent war (1524-1526) I hope you can pull some trivia for the next pub quiz from this comment :)
You don't know wrestling? You should explain "Ready To Rumble" LoL. It has the guy from "See Spot Run," who was also in "Scream" that you have previously explained.
Looking back, I do realize you referred to John Goodman's character as "drunken Mario", but my Dune-addled brain heard "Duncan Mario" and now I just really want that instead.
I have watched a rundown about how amazing this movie is, a forgotten cinematic masterpiece, a perfect adaptation. I have watched this. I have watched the movie. I remember liking it, even without watching much of the anime, I imagine the rules are told in the anime?
The video game thing was so real though. I only have a current gen console bc my wife INSISTED I get one for Christmas and I only play it when my four year old INSISTS I let him watch me play Spider-Man.
Whatever all your "stupid ideas into a script" end up to be, you can pitch it to Sony if you manage to include it into their Spiderverse or just Netflix if you want it to be a 3 to 4 seasons long series but cancelled or diverging from the source material after the 2nd.
1:03 Just started watching but I'm g going to be honest: I'm glad we can help and get an ON SCREEN CREDIT!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? MA LOOK!!! I'M ON TV!!!!
@@Drjordanbreeding lol I meant to say "rewatch," as in I watch the first couple of minutes to see my name, then start over to pay attention to the video. 😅 My original comment sounds a bit cringe.
Ngl I don’t appreciate certain comments on your vids (yes I did pause and zoom in because I’m sad). I do have seizures and any time something may be seizure inducing like in the purge you make a joke about it which is a fun heads up. I let your videos play on repeat whilst I’m studying or gaming and they make me giggle. I love the editing style and the humour. And it’s started me with so many references. I do from time to time shout “get out of the gloryhole” at my friends
Maybe I was a little bit insane and sleep deprived last time suggested franchises for you to do videos on, if memory serves I suggested you review the entire Librarian franchise. I will amend that right now and ask that you merely review the Librarian trilogy. That franchise was [among (I just remembered Elf exists)]the first time[s] I ever saw anything that Bob Newhart was in, plus the first movie contains his first ever fight scene. As a sidenote, until now every time I mentioned Bob Newhart whoever I was talking to thought he was dead (as he has been playing an old man since the 60’s) and I would pull up Google to prove that he still alive.
You're not begging for free money. You use that money to provide joy to us all! Also, is there anyway to watch the long videos you did for cracked that would still benefit you. I enjoy rewatching them sometimes, but I'd rather do it in a way that gives you the views.
Night of the Demons 2..... for a nun with nun-chucks... but you gotta see the 1st one or the lipstick doesn't make sense... You should explain those movies!!! LOL
I love how almost every great director or directors makes a great movie or trilogy on a limited budget and studio interference, they remove the interference and quadruple the budget and produce bombs the likes of which they keep topping.
I have a feeling you are gonna make it big soon. Don't forget me when you do. As you may recall I have been a long running source of encouragement towards your craft. Remember that morning when you woke up and didn't want to film and then you thought, "you know if I don't follow through McSoi is going to be really let down..." And then you got up, shook it off and made a banger. My parasocial relationships are very strong and very not real. Keep up the good work!
As much I absolutely love this movie, I do get your point about Spritle and Chim-Chim undercutting certain scenes. Even though this film's faithfulness to the source material is admirable, consolidating Spritle's young brother role into Sparky's character and cutting Chim-Chim altogether maybe was an idea worth considering.😅 Either way, this was a funny video!👍
11:06 I’m sorry, WHAT. I did not know the Wachowskis made this masterpiece of what the fuck, but also I am now kicking myself because it is laced with the Wachowskis signature all over with the visuals and everything and I really should have known already
I DIDN'T want to watch the movie until I seen this. Now that I know Christina Ricci is in it, I have to. (It's a childhood crush thing...many of you may not understand.)
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Jordan thank you so much , my actual favorite movie. Its a great kids movie , if a tiny bit long in the exposition. The artistry still hasn't been matched for modern film. 95 % digital it seems like at times but still believable. Don't get me started on the car upgrade or the crux of the finish. "Sounds Beefy Pops" "Yeah i gave it a lil something extra" "Transponder-schmonder , You want real kick, you go Bernoulli. Vroom! glug bap bap bap" . "What do you need ? What do you need ? .... *Click Clack* vrrrrrrrRR *Chunk* vrooOOOMMBMM *screeeeeee*"
Sorry , the grappling hook is called a spear hook as well. The one delivery from Spridle is seared into my brain as well. oh never mind , you get it right later , probably burying the lead .
The script was funny but the editing/audio was too much. 5 seconds of jordan talking at a regular volume then 5 seconds of movie scene loud af, then 5 more seconds of regular volume then 5 seconds of loud af movie scene
It's whack man i watched all your other stuff for years and i wanna watch this channel too, but im not turning the volume up and down every 5 seconds. Hope it gets sorted out.
EDIT: I came back to edit this comment because ive been watching your other videos and the sound is much more even. Dont know why this video has the clips so loud, but thankfully the other videos are easier to watch. Thanks Jordan and Dave love the content
Extra funny when you guys go off script (out takes) when you break character trying to hold back laughing great work keep kicking 👍🏾
I love that clip of Dave saying "Sorry." Always makes me laugh.
Ha glad to hear it!
Man's FEEDING us the content lately
And we got one more week of it! Surprise!
Shhhhhh he might stop if we get too excited hahaha
Because he didn't have to change the background lol
He's feeding us to feed his beautiful family he loves to show us like passing the collection plate at church. I promise I'll tithe when I ain't broke 😂
And we are MUNCHING
The milk is an Indianapolis 500 tradition. "Winners drink milk."
Back in the like 1930s a winner of the race asked for buttermilk afterwards and it became a meme
Those commenters don’t understand the unbridled joy I get whenever Jordan’s vids have a good “PUSSAY!!!!” edit or 10
Edit: just got to the end of the video. Fantastic. Never change
Haha never
It's, hands down, my favorite recurring edit 😂 the Friday the 13th video has SO MANY good placements!
From the bottom of my heart. Thanks, man. You brought a lot of levity for me in a dark time. Thanks
Glad I could help! Hope things turn around soon
If you see a different thumbnail it's because I'm split testing the top two, OKAY!?
This level of betrayed can never be forgiven.
Well, my grandma says you’re equally handsome in both of them
@@Anomalous_Phenomenon Your grandma is wise
@@Anomalous_Phenomenon Thanks, Grandma!
Deceptive
"Was that a ninja"
"Best money could buy"
It was so set up, this whole thing is because Speed and his family wouldn't be bought. It wouldn't have been like a great joke, but it would have at least been in a movie line in a movie.
I love this for the Keanu Reeves and Dragonforce edits lol.
Perfect as always
man i want to see you explaning an WWE story arc.
That would be so fun haha
NO WE ACTUALLY NEED THIS! 😂
@@isand85 let's get the Bastard son of Vince McMahon storyline or the mystery of who Mr. America was. It definitely wasn't Hulk Hogan that's for sure.
@@isand85 let's get the Bastard son of Vince McMahon storyline or the mystery of who Mr. America was. It definitely wasn't Hulk Hogan that's for sure.
@@wil2560all good choices but let’s not forced obscure content all at once. How about Kane/Undertaker family line
EDITOR NEVER STOP WITH THE JUMP CUTS PLEASE ITS HILARIOUS EVERY TIME
I will do my best haha
Finally, John Cena's actually crucial to one of these accursed movies ... the far-more stock-based one than I would have guessed.
I can't help but love a movie equivalent of going all in on a decent hand. I mean sometimes you know you're probably not going to win, but screw it you're in Vegas. This movie is a trip and I love it.
"And like the turd I'm always sneaking into Dave's sock drawer" LMAO
😎
What? No! Bad doctor! No putting turds in sock drawers! 😠
Prepares Fallout intro, for Speed Racer 2:
"Racing...racing never changes..."
Oooooo
What matters is is if we let racing change us. Nascar pit noise into 3 note guitar riff. Royalton quote - You ready to become a real driver . nascar car sounds . Fallout theme.
I literally forgot this movie existed - but I can't wait for you to remind me all about it!
I hope it's fun!
This movie is what I would use to explain to someone what a bad acid trip is like.
I love this movie unironically.
Words cannot explain how much I love this movie.
There's no movie that looks like it, sounds like it, and has action like it.
Its a perfect lightning in a bottle situation and I'm so glad it's getting more recognition it deserved back in '08
Jordan seems like an awesome friend. the clips he uses Letterkenny, freaking klay world come on that was the best shorts. Amazing
I think I’m fun haha
I cannot believe people actually recommended this movie... I graduated high school in 2008 & people my age took this movie seriously. I'm so glad I didn't listen to them.
I usually hate fast cuts and too much editing, that's why I don't like the MCU. But the editing on your videos makes sense with the style of jokes you make. I think that shit is top tier
Oh hey well there you go!
5:22 10:35 I like your editing style. It's fun to watch for the jokes. 👍🏽😍
And you making engine noises with your mouth, while put-put-putting across the screen is still about the funniest thing ever.
Thank you so much 😁
Actually the milk thing isnt from the anime at least i don't remember it being in the anime. It is however a thing in real racing. Since 1956 winners of the Indy 500 drink milk to celebrate. I believe there's been only 1 winner to not drink milk and it was because his family had a family orange Grove so he drank orange juice, then quickly chugged some milk after
That's cool
@@sebastianacevedo9444 it's a nice tradition that apparently was started by the 1933 winner and he drank cold buttermilk. It didn't take in as a tradition until 1956 though.
That makes it worse to me somehow haha
@@Drjordanbreeding sorry Jordan drink your milk. Your choices are 2%, Skim, or Whole milk just like the drivers get to choose. Or If you're a traditionalist and want to pay omage to the man who started the tradition you best drink some cold buttermilk.
"So you drive in a circle as fast as you can, only turning left, and whoever doesn't crash or get snake bitten gets to drink a glass of thick buttermilk while wearing a leather jumpsuit on a hot day". I wonder why racing isn't more popular?
1:20 There's also a strip club in Cars called "Honkers" which depicts headlights as breasts, and Mater wears a coconut bra over his headlights in one scene.
That means that in the Cars universe all female cars are doing the equivalent of walking around naked from the waist up. It also raised the uncomfortable question of whether the MX5 sisters, (or Miata sisters if you prefer) are in fact underage, given they are smaller than other cars and sound younger, whether cars grow, and indeed how they reproduce at all! We know they die...because Doc Hudson canonically dies of old age.
It’s a beautiful world
Still one of my favorite movies ever since I was a teen (when it came out).
That super-villain speech purple baddy gives Speed when he rejects his offer is just bone chilling to anyone that is a fan of any sport.
I agree that part was fantastic!
I love this movie so much. It works so well with my ADHD.
I can't believe Jordan pooping in Dave's sock drawer is now canon.
It’s also a FACT
After it being in everyone's Dr Breeding fanfictions
The entire aesthetic of this movie (because of the copious green screen and CGI) is more Spy Kids than new age cartoon/live action amalgamation. But you know they thought they were reinventing the wheel with this movie while they were making it.
Yeah it's utter chaos
@@Drjordanbreeding cue the Kylo Ren “MORE” gif.
That's because the entire cg budget went to the last race lmao
This movie was the introduction of blue-ray in America
I remember seeing the displays in multiple (now dead) electronics stores and blockbusters
Nah. It has more experimental editing, weird special effects (like Young Speeds drawing coming to life) and openly absurdly vibrant environments (like the neiborhood Speed and Rex drive through in the beginning) then anything in Spy Kids
I don't know what you mean "new age cartoon", Speed Racer is an anime from the 60s. This is meant to be an adaptation of that, which you can see in how characters are framed throughout the movie (close ups/body shops of indivual characters standing off center of elaborate backgrounds)
I remember renting this movie and watching it back when it was released on home video, but other than the obnoxious younger brother and the stupid monkey, I couldn't tell you what the movie was about. I genuinely forgot John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, and Matthew Fox were in this. To be honest, if you told me I hallucinated this movie, I would have believed you.
Love the recap. The "Pussy" edits were *chef's kiss* as always
Gonna show that last sentence to my mom. She'll be so proud haha
Not sure if this was mentioned but a background detail of this movie mentioned in the extras on the dvd is that they are called T-180s because each wheel can turn around 180 degrees while maintaining power. So that “explains” the wild drifting and why the cars barely ever move in straight lines. It’s a silly explanation but it’s a kind of neat world detail
Oh interesting. Yeah I definitely don't remember that from the movie itself.
The only thing I remember from this movie is the finger munching piranhas, mainly because there had to have been at least a dozen other ways to plug that hole. And also piranhas aren't that frenzied unless they're starving, so that jerk must have been starving them! >:o
Winner of the Indy 500 drinks milk. Racing tradition!
Gross haha
You keep saying you need to feed your 3 children but have you tried cannibalism? No nevermind youve definitely heard of arbys.
Yeah exactly!
Arby's is soylent green??!?! 😧
Finally people are talking about good movies
FINALLY
I get it's not a great movie but I love it
Speed racer is one of the best anti corporate movies ever made . The fernetic pace captures the cartoon nearly perfectly.
The sound in those movie is terrific. Watch it on a home theater with a good sound system and you will not be disappointed.
I believe you!
Hip says get a redbull (you don't need one) or something, love the video! - as always :-) bubba
Hey awesome thanks so much!!!
I think it would technically be a morning star rather than a mace, since it's on a chain? Not important at all, but ENGAGEMENT and I couldnt think of anything better to talk about...
Ha you’re probably right
To keep the engagement coming:
It would be a flail :)
The morningstar was a type of mace, or rather a type of mace head. If its a spikey mace head, it's a morningstar.
And when it's on a chain, it's a flail :)
But people aren't sure if flails were actually used in combat. If so, it was very rare :)
One type that was rather common amongst peasants was the Dreschflegel (also translated as flail, and it was the inspiration for the more militaristic flail design), the dreschflegel was a farming tool. It was wielded with two hands and had a heavier wooden stick connected to the shaft by leather straps.
Like the Warscythe (a modified scythe), the flail was mostly used in the german peasent war (1524-1526)
I hope you can pull some trivia for the next pub quiz from this comment :)
@rallion1545 thank you for furthering my education in medieval weaponry. I will treasure this knowledge 😂
Rex = wrecks
Why did i never see that before.
I kept expecting Wile.E Coyote to zoom past in the background on an Acme rocket!
Knox's Korner reference 🤌
I feel this movie was made specifically to kill someone with seizures.
Almost certainly
Imo the special effects still look great. Can’t imagine all the work that went into it.
Yeah a lot of it is really cool!
Btw It’s nice to see how active you are in the comments. Keep up the good work.
@@mitchelldennis1795 Of course! If y'all care enough to watch, I care enough to try and do my best to engage.
Just getting better and better
Awesome!
This is one of my favorite movies of all time, happy to see some coverage. It’s just such a weird wonderful fever dream of a movie
It’s definitely wild
the call back to death note; chef's kiss
Ha thank you
Dr Breeding you have to play and review the official video game for Speed Racer (2008) so you will learn about Car-Fu
:-(
@@Drjordanbreeding >:)
Only legends remember that game
You don't know wrestling? You should explain "Ready To Rumble" LoL. It has the guy from "See Spot Run," who was also in "Scream" that you have previously explained.
Looking back, I do realize you referred to John Goodman's character as "drunken Mario", but my Dune-addled brain heard "Duncan Mario" and now I just really want that instead.
I actually only call him "John GoodMario" haha, but yes Dune + Mario would be perfection.
We all love you Dr
Thaaaaank you!
as someone who references the free bird scene more than i would like to admit, i thank you.
glad you fell onto my yt recommendations! :3
Welcome aboard!
Bro I love your content and I love this badass movie. So this video made my heart sing
Awesome!
I'll admit I was never the biggest fan of Speed Racer as a kid, but I'm pretty sure there wasn't this much cheating in the races.
I have watched a rundown about how amazing this movie is, a forgotten cinematic masterpiece, a perfect adaptation.
I have watched this.
I have watched the movie. I remember liking it, even without watching much of the anime, I imagine the rules are told in the anime?
Yeah I’m sure it’s more clear somewhere
The video game thing was so real though. I only have a current gen console bc my wife INSISTED I get one for Christmas and I only play it when my four year old INSISTS I let him watch me play Spider-Man.
The toast joke got me! 😂😂
Haha it’s a confusing movie at times
Same! Both as a joke and because it's a perfect descriptor of how it felt to watch this movie.
Ready to watch this Speed Racer (2008) video
It's about Speed Racer (2008)
Whatever all your "stupid ideas into a script" end up to be, you can pitch it to Sony if you manage to include it into their Spiderverse or just Netflix if you want it to be a 3 to 4 seasons long series but cancelled or diverging from the source material after the 2nd.
Ooooooo that’s a great idea
Honestly Speed Racer's story is less coherent than the Sharknado stories
Ha in some ways
"just buy a bomb" - Dr Jordan Breeding
Words to live by
Nice callback at the end there 🤣
Thanks haha
Also, 78 what a share? Is it like 78 grand a share? Because like there'd have to be like a billion shares for $78 a share to be "ridiculous".
Whichever is funnier. 78 cents would be hilarious
1:03 Just started watching but I'm g going to be honest: I'm glad we can help and get an ON SCREEN CREDIT!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
MA LOOK!!! I'M ON TV!!!!
You did it!!!
Waiting for all the airbud movies and air buddies must be included
I’ve thought about it!
@@Drjordanbreeding do it you coward!
Gamera! Gamera! いかすぞガメラ!
God I love these months of shorties! Thanks for the frequent inoculations of humor, Doc! Can't wait for next month's long 'un! 🤙
You won’t have to wait long!
I love your quick editing
Me too haha
But is Speed Racer a sociopath like in the anime?
Nah not really
I have to watch the first 2 minutes of every video so I can catch 1) my name as a Super Producer (yeah, baby, yeah) and 2) the actual video. ❤
Ha awesome!
@@Drjordanbreeding lol I meant to say "rewatch," as in I watch the first couple of minutes to see my name, then start over to pay attention to the video. 😅 My original comment sounds a bit cringe.
Ngl I don’t appreciate certain comments on your vids (yes I did pause and zoom in because I’m sad). I do have seizures and any time something may be seizure inducing like in the purge you make a joke about it which is a fun heads up. I let your videos play on repeat whilst I’m studying or gaming and they make me giggle. I love the editing style and the humour. And it’s started me with so many references. I do from time to time shout “get out of the gloryhole” at my friends
Hey I really appreciate that!
Maybe I was a little bit insane and sleep deprived last time suggested franchises for you to do videos on, if memory serves I suggested you review the entire Librarian franchise. I will amend that right now and ask that you merely review the Librarian trilogy. That franchise was [among (I just remembered Elf exists)]the first time[s] I ever saw anything that Bob Newhart was in, plus the first movie contains his first ever fight scene. As a sidenote, until now every time I mentioned Bob Newhart whoever I was talking to thought he was dead (as he has been playing an old man since the 60’s) and I would pull up Google to prove that he still alive.
I LOVE this movie!
It was like watching the old cartoon.
Nunja is gold. You guys need to trademark that schit, and sell the idea.
😂👍
Wouldn't a nunja be a ninja that's also a nun?
.....
I want to see a movie about this now. Somebody get Michelle Yeoh on the phone!
@@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal EXACTLY!!!
🥰
You're not begging for free money. You use that money to provide joy to us all! Also, is there anyway to watch the long videos you did for cracked that would still benefit you. I enjoy rewatching them sometimes, but I'd rather do it in a way that gives you the views.
I appreciate that! And it doesn't necessarily help me at all, but there's no reason you shouldn't watch them!
You must construct additional pylons
New Dr. Breeding videos always make me feel that Shimmy Shimmy ya
Mmmmmmmmm
Night of the Demons 2.....
for a nun with nun-chucks...
but you gotta see the 1st one or the lipstick doesn't make sense...
You should explain those movies!!! LOL
I love how almost every great director or directors makes a great movie or trilogy on a limited budget and studio interference, they remove the interference and quadruple the budget and produce bombs the likes of which they keep topping.
I have a feeling you are gonna make it big soon. Don't forget me when you do. As you may recall I have been a long running source of encouragement towards your craft. Remember that morning when you woke up and didn't want to film and then you thought, "you know if I don't follow through McSoi is going to be really let down..." And then you got up, shook it off and made a banger. My parasocial relationships are very strong and very not real. Keep up the good work!
Ha well I guess we’ll see! Hopefully you’ll always be here to keep me going!
TIL Jordan is unfortunately a Terran player.
MY LIFE FOR AIUR!
I do love me some Protoss
i think the wildest part of this movie was how everything was so whimsical and kid-friendly...until they pull out actual guns
Right haha. And they swear a little too hard and the themes get a little too deep. It lives in a very weird space.
First dragon Ball evolution (my least favorite movie ever) and now speed racer (my favorite movie ever) dr.breeding you are the best
Ha I try!
My Favorite Movie, Great Job!
Ha well I hope this doesn't feel unfair!
@@Drjordanbreeding In regards of movie appreciation its all relative.
I came for the jokes. I stayed for your love of Starcraft. Breed On!
Haha hell yeah
I'm early for a video! Breederiffic!
YOU DID IT!
5:46 Dave must have written this line, speeds a teenager
As much I absolutely love this movie, I do get your point about Spritle and Chim-Chim undercutting certain scenes. Even though this film's faithfulness to the source material is admirable, consolidating Spritle's young brother role into Sparky's character and cutting Chim-Chim altogether maybe was an idea worth considering.😅 Either way, this was a funny video!👍
Yeah I think it just felt like every time I was getting into the movie they’d come out and do the stupidest shit and pull me out of it!
I feel the need. The need... for Breed!
It’s a good feeling
2 videos in one week? It's too much!
Haha it's just the one! I've been doing one a week this month!
I love the more consistent, but shorter and digestible breedings. Thanks doc!
Well GOOD because we’re DONE for awhile haha
we love you jordan. praying with what I got.
I never saw the movie but I remember the cartoon.
More meme cutaways! More, I say!
It’s too much!!!!!!
Hey do you get any benefit at all if people watch the old videos still up on Cracked?
Nope! But watch whatever you want!
I've been waiting for this one since you mentioned it in the other video (I think it was Mad Max).
And here it is!
You should do TV shows!
I’d love to if I can figure out where to start and if I thought it’d do well
What's the most divisive TV show? You find that, commentate the hell out of it, and you get views from both fans and detractors alike, right?
@@Drjordanbreeding Friends? The Office? Put your own spin on the commentary?
@@andreaobaez864 I did an episode of the Office for this guy in this video haha th-cam.com/video/P-1Q2lIJKSk/w-d-xo.htmlsi=BmFofccergzq7DhY
11:06 I’m sorry, WHAT. I did not know the Wachowskis made this masterpiece of what the fuck, but also I am now kicking myself because it is laced with the Wachowskis signature all over with the visuals and everything and I really should have known already
I DIDN'T want to watch the movie until I seen this.
Now that I know Christina Ricci is in it, I have to.
(It's a childhood crush thing...many of you may not understand.)
I understand
I fell in love with her in Casper. When I was like 7. Many of us understand.
Apparently it's not just Speed Racer. There's Nascar rules that are only known to the drivers but aren't released publicly. That's strange to me.
Huh… that’s super weird