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The part where they talk about Christian's molester lady and how he was her sub and then cut to Jared Fogel enjoying a Subway sub was quite possibly the funniest smash cut in the history of the world. Sick and dark, but made me choke on my own spit funny.
I've never seen the franchise movines before, and now thanks to this video, i don't have to lol. This seems like it has a better plot than the acfual movie anyway
At least no one will EVER be able to accuse you of plagiarism, Jordan. No other mind on the planet (aside from the guy who punches up your scripts) could come up with this shit.
I'm laughing already it's been 20 seconds. 1. Ily guys. 2. As I'm writing this I seen the animated intro and I'm dying . Forgot my original point for number 2 .
Everything about that animated intro is a friggin masterpiece. The silliness of poking butts, the synchronization of the beat and the slapping, the music building and then climaxing (PUN INTENDED) with the clouds. Magnificent.
I’m no Dr. Phil but if you are reacting angrily to any interaction your significant other has with a member of the opposite sex… I don’t think that relationship is gonna go the distance.
Have I ever seen these movies? No. Do I plan on seeing these movies? No. Do I have any desire to watch any of these movies or find out anything about them? No. Am I binging this entire video during breakfast? Absolutely.
I can't imagine you're short of video ideas for films to cover but "I try to avoid my impending death until I explain all 5 Final Destination movies" would probably slap, especially next Halloween-time
I'm finally able to see this! I was always curious about 50 shades, but there was NO WAY I was gonna spend time watching that dreck myself. Doing God's work, Doc!
I love your extra long videos, but I hope this one being just over an hour saved you a little effort with filming and editing. We don't want you tu burn out 💪🏾
I love that Dave's pleasure dungeon is sponsored! Annnd.... at 47:18 ,did Anastasia just lift a line directly from the movie "Working Girl?" Yes. Yes, she did.
@@4amlibra Right! I had to go back and make sure I was right, and yeah. Now that Tess is the boss, she to her assistant towards the very the end of the movie. And it was great.
I really appreciate the editing style because of my ADHD it’s really easy to both understand and follow each of the cuts and jokes even though they are just rapid fire.
So, I'm only 23 minutes in, and already I'm wondering why Anastasia hasn't run as far away as possible from this man, and gotten a restraining order against him. Besides the fact that he's filthy rich, and a restraining order probably wouldn't do jack. :/
I think the answer is this erotica and many women fantasise about dangerous stuff in a safe medium (books, in this case). The books and movies we're talking about are bad but I get it ig
He groomed her to be dependent on him emotionally. I really hate the movie. It introduced most people to BDSM for the first time, and its depiction is just so so gross and wrong.
@@Drjordanbreeding I've watched it three times now. It's a favourite. On a tangentially related matter, I rewatched Nightmare on Elm Street 4 recently and when Kincaid yelled "pussay" I laughed so hard. I'd say you ruined it but, frankly, it was always so cringe, I think you salvaged it.
I love how in all these books the main female character is average and unremarkable but she loves to read and loves Jane austen. But every man she meets wants her. I think the female fantasy is all important men want her.
This is the first one you've done that I'm both happy you covered it because I haven't seen the movies _and_ grateful that it *wasn't* three hours. I bet you were grateful too. 😂❤
I hated fifty shades of consent!!!... I refused to watch the movies out of spite...but once again...dr jordan breeding knocks it out of the park...thank you for your hard work...this was almost as good as your god is not dead explained.
Really thought the Prometheus reference meant this video was going to lead into a transition for the next video which I hope is explaining every Alien film
Dammit, Jordan Breeding, that was funny! Not only had I never planned to see any of those movies ever, but I was entirely unaware of the third movie's existence! Now I know what I wasn't missing, and it's all thanks to you.
I'd love to see you deep dive into the fast and furious franchises I've never watched them but watching clips on TH-cam has me saying what the actual fuck? Love the work as always this had me laughing my ass off in traffic because of the editing.
I used to think these movies sounded weird and uninteresting, but little did I know, that was exactly what they were. Thanks for making this Lord of the Rings length trilogy of Kinky Rich People Have Problems Kind of for a Little Bit But Then Everything is Fine Again: The Movie entertaining somehow.
I’ve been waiting to watch this every bit as hard as I’ve avoided any of the actual source material. There’s only one man who can do this. AND HIS NAME IS…. 🎼 🎺🎺🎺🎺
Honestly I'm hust impressed how original the humor in this one was. Those movies were the subject of many comedy reviews from alot of channels and to come up with original jokes, other than the contrat stuff that basically is half the run time, on the matter is truly impressive. Keep up the great work guys and please more screen time for Daves dogs, and maybe Dave, but mostly the dogs
That’s actually really encouraging because A) obviously plagiarism is a big thing now, and even though I intentionally don’t watch any other “movie TH-camrs” really because I don’t want to accidentally rip them off, I’m still always wary of saying something somebody else said and B) because we work really hard to try and make this all funny and original so I’m glad you like it regardless!
@@Drjordanbreeding The hard work you put in those videos really shows and you haven't dropped the ball once so far! Even tho the videos are a couple hours each no joke ever feels overused or forced. The quality keeps going up and to make over an hour of funny commentary on movies that have barely any plot or actual stuff happening, other than naked people here and there, and still be entertaining and funny speaks for it self. Can't wait for the next one and I really hope it's the home alone movies given the time of year. Keep up the good work and know we appreciate it
I never considered watching 50 Shades... I wasn't even aware there was more than one movie. I am now very happy I never watched them because I am certain this video was far more entertaining. Sorry you had to sit through all of these Jordan but also kind of glad you did so I didn't have to.
15:49 this edit is what opened the portal to hell in the Doom series. Damian Thorn (please do the Omen movies btw) was conceived the moment you hit “Save” after that edit.
The "no-no square" is real! I had a friend whose school taught them a lil song & dance. Still remembered so did it for giggles: "Stop!✋️ Don't touch me there!🫵 This 👇is my no-no square! Stop! ✋️Don't touch me there! That's🫵 called🫵 gRape!"🫵 (But not grape.) The "square" was gestured with a pointing finger over the downstairs area, but in a _circle_ instead of a square, and each line of the song was punctuated with hand gestures (sorry for all the emojis). It _is_ important to teach kids about this stuff for their safety, and it makes for a funny demonstration as an adult, for that friend, anyway. Ope, as if you don't know this stuff as a Doctor of Breeding. (Just joshin' ya, of course; I don't know/remember what your doctorate is in. But that story is true.)
Bro. The narration on these is next level hilarious all by itself and the cutaway clips just drive it all home. Fucking hilarious. Also went and checked out some of your videos of your playing and damn you can really shred man. Would love to see more of that
Now you got to do a bonus episode about how this series was originally Twilight fanfic, and how they can still tie in correctly. "A Nasty Dirty woman locks me in her sex dungeon until I connect Twilight to the Grey series."
I read the books, but didn't see the movies because I knew they wouldn't be able to have the best parts of the books, which was Ana's inner goddess and her conscience. However, I kept muttering, "Oh my Goddess, girl, RUN! Smack his face and run like heck."
Well thankfully this one is only 3 movies (and also it's been 6 or 7 weeks since the last one!). And I'm definitely interested in video games... but wait until January. I'm gonna try something
Great video! Sorry you had to watch such a deep series of movies. I’m sure the character development and intricate plots were hard to keep track of! But at least you got to use/reference that English degree!
I've never read these books or seen these movies, but who the hell needs to when you have content like this? I learned everything I needed to know about them and this is likely a better use of my time anyway. Thanks, Dr. Breeding!🍿
Hey Jordan, love this series...was a fan from the first one; now that I've properly sucked you off, to the reasoning of this comment. This entry is such an outlier as opposed to the other franchises/movies. Not that I'm complaining or didn't find it entertaining, but why this trilogy? I totally know I'll never get an answer, this being three days old and buried deep in the comment section...but I cannot rest until I find answers! Some context, I thought the same about Sharknado, but was quite surprised that there was more than 2 movies so that, in my head canon, fell into place as yet another banger from Breeding. Not saying this wasn't a banger, but why?
Well the reasons are: 1) it’s comparatively short, and I wanted to get something out to test out a new sponsor before I released my next big video. 2) I want to always be experimenting with franchises and this felt like a weird one that could be fun. Horror is always going to do better, I think, but I don’t want to get pigeonholed, so I have to keep trying new things. 3) The idea of being in a pleasure dungeon just made me laugh haha
I'm currently watching all the Home Alone movies with some friends and I think they need the Dr Jordan Breeding treatment. Number 4 in particular is completely insane and only makes sense with some sort of time travel or multiverse theory
You made a really good point about her using her safe word at the end of the first moving and they wanted but the author threw a huge fit and wouldn't let em
I have been watching this series from its inception all the way through till now and dear Lord it is the best thing on the TH-cams. I hope you guys never stop it is incredible work you guys are getting better and better all the time freaking love you guys you rock
Also, the legality of this contract is dubious as hell. The entire point of a contract is to allow for the court to enforce or at the very least calculate damages in case of breach. How is a court gonna enforce this? “The court hereby rules in favor of the plaintiff. The defendant will be butt plugged.” And what damages can the court grant? You know, I’m starting to think this series is like a half thought out fantasy.
That awkward moment when you could have swapped the female lead of Mortal Kombat and 50 Shades of Grey and made a much more interesting movie. Christian Grey trying to make Marine Colonel Sonya Blade submissive would end him with dead by thighs
@Drjordanbreeding congress has to approve a war. Calling war a "police action" is the loophole tyrannical presidents have used since the 80's to bypass the system of checks and balances.
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I've been edging to this video for days ...jk I'm a double pump chump
Just thought I'd mention that the while 50 Shades began as Twilight fanfic....which tells you something, I think.
@@enerioffutt1881 yep!
wait until you see 365 days....
I think this franchise is the most appropriate for Dr Breeding's namesake. Don't you? 😂😂😂😂
It was made FOR me
No Species is made for Dr Breeding 😂
@wutthabuck8772 😂 species next, please, doctor
@@wutthabuck8772 😂😂😂
@@wutthabuck8772Dr. Breeding is when a daddy Doctor and a mommy Doctor love each other very much.
The part where they talk about Christian's molester lady and how he was her sub and then cut to Jared Fogel enjoying a Subway sub was quite possibly the funniest smash cut in the history of the world. Sick and dark, but made me choke on my own spit funny.
Hell yeah. That’s always the goal!
For all I care, Jordans review is better than the actually movies.
I sure freaking hope so haha
What actual movie? I'm pretty sure Dave has these "films" made specifically for these videos.
I've never seen the franchise movines before, and now thanks to this video, i don't have to lol. This seems like it has a better plot than the acfual movie anyway
Same! Jordan and Dave should be given humanitarian awards for having to endure this series….🤦🏻♀️🤣
That's an easy accomplishment.
At least no one will EVER be able to accuse you of plagiarism, Jordan. No other mind on the planet (aside from the guy who punches up your scripts) could come up with this shit.
Haha that's what I've been saying
This video is better written than all of the Fifty Shadys movies put together! That English degree was worth it!
YOU HEAR THAT, MOM!?
I love how respectful and validating the depicted relationship is. 🌼 I mean yours and Dave's!
The movie's can go die in a hole... 😒
Agreed on both counts
Now I'm visualizing Dave breeding Jordan's butt
"Cheese is expensive I think he hustled me" is now one of my new favorite quotes
I cannot think of another situation that could be used, but it's a good one haha
I'm laughing already it's been 20 seconds. 1. Ily guys. 2. As I'm writing this I seen the animated intro and I'm dying . Forgot my original point for number 2 .
Hell yeah! I hope you enjoy the whole 80 minutes or whatever it is haha
Spanking the cheek made other things jiggle. That's a detail you didn't have to add...but you did. More believable than the movie.
Oh that's all Pablo@@bradharrah3339
@@Drjordanbreeding Just wanted you to know the optional details wete appreciated
Everything about that animated intro is a friggin masterpiece. The silliness of poking butts, the synchronization of the beat and the slapping, the music building and then climaxing (PUN INTENDED) with the clouds. Magnificent.
Pablo is always outdoing himself
I’m no Dr. Phil but if you are reacting angrily to any interaction your significant other has with a member of the opposite sex… I don’t think that relationship is gonna go the distance.
I am a doctor and I say the opposite. Nothing a couple spanks can't fix.
@@Drjordanbreeding I stand corrected. Doctors orders.
You're way more qualified than Doctor Phil.
@ it’s an immensely low bar but I’m glad I cleared it.
@10000Winters be proud! Not everyone can play limbo that well.
Have I ever seen these movies? No.
Do I plan on seeing these movies? No.
Do I have any desire to watch any of these movies or find out anything about them? No.
Am I binging this entire video during breakfast? Absolutely.
Oof rough meal for this haha
I can't imagine you're short of video ideas for films to cover but "I try to avoid my impending death until I explain all 5 Final Destination movies" would probably slap, especially next Halloween-time
Don't tell anybody but search "Jordan Breeding Final Destination" and see what happens...
as an english major, i can confirm: i DO like eating books, whether they're new or not. delicious, delicious books.
Yummo
This is first series that I’ve seen you review that I’m surprised that you genuinely didn’t become insane after covering it
Hey you don't know if I'm insane or not yet!
@@Drjordanbreeding 👀
Man's already been through the wringer, his sheer insanity has looped right back 'round to sanity and ready for another revolution.
His secret? He’s always insane.
This is true haha@@Joeseph_Kerr
I never wanted to torture myself by watching these movies. But you made it enjoyable. So…am I your sub now?
Yes that's how it works, sorry!
We are all his subs
@@tinakarkut2019
And if you *aren't* his Sub, then there's truly something wrong with you!
Yes i am a sub-scriber
I'm finally able to see this! I was always curious about 50 shades, but there was NO WAY I was gonna spend time watching that dreck myself.
Doing God's work, Doc!
Hey there you go!
I'm super upset that you made this video and now I have to watch the whole thing at least twice.
Oops sorry haha
Obligations to do so here as well.
"They got a pepper bar!"
I was mentioning the Quizno commercials to some folks yesterday, and they looked at me as if they were having a fever dream.
That’s not entirely incorrect!
I love your extra long videos, but I hope this one being just over an hour saved you a little effort with filming and editing. We don't want you tu burn out 💪🏾
This was definitely an overall easier one! I sort of snuck it in between a few others.
The editing is top tier. Probably the best you've done so far
Thanks! We're working really hard to make it fun.
Please, don't stop
The plan is to keep going haha@@brettschmuckler4242
I've only watched the coverage of the first movie so far and I'm howling. The editing of the contract reading scene is brilliant!
Oh man that's my favorite part@@jessrl8025
I love that Dave's pleasure dungeon is sponsored! Annnd.... at 47:18 ,did Anastasia just lift a line directly from the movie "Working Girl?" Yes. Yes, she did.
He's a smart, sexy business man
Thank you for confirming that I’m not the only one who noticed that. Of course one of the few good lines was stolen.
@@4amlibra Right! I had to go back and make sure I was right, and yeah. Now that Tess is the boss, she to her assistant towards the very the end of the movie. And it was great.
Maybe Dakota Johnson's mother approved? 🤔 (Yes, that's Melanie Griffith for anyone not in the know)
Based on the insert clips you use, you have impeccable taste in television shows.
The impeccablist
I really appreciate the editing style because of my ADHD it’s really easy to both understand and follow each of the cuts and jokes even though they are just rapid fire.
Yeah I just think it's a lot of fun!
So, I'm only 23 minutes in, and already I'm wondering why Anastasia hasn't run as far away as possible from this man, and gotten a restraining order against him. Besides the fact that he's filthy rich, and a restraining order probably wouldn't do jack. :/
Have you seen his abs!?!?!
Hum. Fair point, I guess. :v
I think the answer is this erotica and many women fantasise about dangerous stuff in a safe medium (books, in this case). The books and movies we're talking about are bad but I get it ig
He groomed her to be dependent on him emotionally. I really hate the movie. It introduced most people to BDSM for the first time, and its depiction is just so so gross and wrong.
Well, let‘s just say, if he wasn’t a billionaire the story would have gone differently 😏
Based on all the clumsy back story this is basically just the SVU version of Dexter.
100%
The beginning of this is harder to explain to my mother than the entirety of the 50 Shades trilogy.
Why would you let your mother watch this? haha
I've honestly been avoiding this one but here I am finally. The clip of you and your daughter singing You Are My Sunshine was worth everything.
It’s one of my favorite videos. I’m sad nobody watched it haha
@@Drjordanbreeding I've watched it three times now. It's a favourite. On a tangentially related matter, I rewatched Nightmare on Elm Street 4 recently and when Kincaid yelled "pussay" I laughed so hard. I'd say you ruined it but, frankly, it was always so cringe, I think you salvaged it.
Late to the party on this video but I am impressed with the milage that robe is getting.
It’s going to live forever
I love how in all these books the main female character is average and unremarkable but she loves to read and loves Jane austen. But every man she meets wants her.
I think the female fantasy is all important men want her.
Decided to watch this while recovering from a migraine. Every laugh made me hurt a little more. God damn you, Dr. Breeding.
Ooops sorry!
@@Drjordanbreeding No no. This one is on me.
You are absolutely hilarious, I’m SO glad I stumbled upon this channel. Chefs kiss
Welcome!!
This is the first one you've done that I'm both happy you covered it because I haven't seen the movies _and_ grateful that it *wasn't* three hours. I bet you were grateful too. 😂❤
I really was haha
Shout out to the Quizno Sub commercials I repeat all the time.
Me too! They feel like a fever dream though 😂
That Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego clip sent me. Also thanks for making a boring series of movies entertaining.
Haha glad you liked it!
I hated fifty shades of consent!!!... I refused to watch the movies out of spite...but once again...dr jordan breeding knocks it out of the park...thank you for your hard work...this was almost as good as your god is not dead explained.
Is that the best one in your mind?
@@Drjordanbreeding the best one...in my humble opinion....was Resident Evil explained!...
@@drewhaze7357 ah yeah. That’s a banger.
Dr. Breeding forever killin' it over here!!
Haha thaaaaaanks
Really thought the Prometheus reference meant this video was going to lead into a transition for the next video which I hope is explaining every Alien film
Well it was just a weird coincidence BUT I would love to do Alien soon
My excitement knows no bounds. Barely into the intro and I've already given the juice.
Oh yeah. You NEED that juice!
I'm so stoked! Been waiting all day for this pick me up! Got this going on 3 devices! Breeders!!!
Hope you enjoy it!
Those are rookie numbers, you gotta up that shit. 12 devices or more ONLY for content this quality. I'm playing this on my fridge right now!
Haha I don't even know if that's necessarily helpful, but I appreciate it!@@WoodlandK
@@WoodlandK my bad..... lol
I am willing to learn
Dammit, Jordan Breeding, that was funny! Not only had I never planned to see any of those movies ever, but I was entirely unaware of the third movie's existence! Now I know what I wasn't missing, and it's all thanks to you.
You're so welcome haha
Oh yeah, new Breeding video! This is gonna be an awesome evening
Thanks so much! I'm sure we'll get more somedayyyy
I can't unsee that intro!! 🫣
Yesssss gooooood
I'd love to see you deep dive into the fast and furious franchises I've never watched them but watching clips on TH-cam has me saying what the actual fuck?
Love the work as always this had me laughing my ass off in traffic because of the editing.
TH-cam search Dr. Jordan Breeding fast and furious
Juice Daddy is my new favorite character.
Absolutely!
I used to think these movies sounded weird and uninteresting, but little did I know, that was exactly what they were. Thanks for making this Lord of the Rings length trilogy of Kinky Rich People Have Problems Kind of for a Little Bit But Then Everything is Fine Again: The Movie entertaining somehow.
Ha yeah pretty much. You’re welcome!
I’ve been waiting to watch this every bit as hard as I’ve avoided any of the actual source material.
There’s only one man who can do this.
AND HIS NAME IS….
🎼 🎺🎺🎺🎺
Haha well... good luck!
🎺, 🎺-🎺 🎺!!
.....Deputy Dawg? :v
Absolutely unhinged. I love it. Another Masterpiece guys
Thanks so much!
So glad I'm watching the intro with headphones on!
Smart haha
Awww Dave doing a community reference. Love it
Hell Yeah dude! Evil Dead Regeneration is the shit!
Jordan is up there with the best boys.
Haha oh yeah?
Honestly I'm hust impressed how original the humor in this one was. Those movies were the subject of many comedy reviews from alot of channels and to come up with original jokes, other than the contrat stuff that basically is half the run time, on the matter is truly impressive. Keep up the great work guys and please more screen time for Daves dogs, and maybe Dave, but mostly the dogs
That’s actually really encouraging because A) obviously plagiarism is a big thing now, and even though I intentionally don’t watch any other “movie TH-camrs” really because I don’t want to accidentally rip them off, I’m still always wary of saying something somebody else said and B) because we work really hard to try and make this all funny and original so I’m glad you like it regardless!
@@Drjordanbreeding The hard work you put in those videos really shows and you haven't dropped the ball once so far! Even tho the videos are a couple hours each no joke ever feels overused or forced. The quality keeps going up and to make over an hour of funny commentary on movies that have barely any plot or actual stuff happening, other than naked people here and there, and still be entertaining and funny speaks for it self. Can't wait for the next one and I really hope it's the home alone movies given the time of year. Keep up the good work and know we appreciate it
Ha I considered it but it'll actually be Paranormal Activity!@@JamezBongg420
Ball first, bawls later. I can relate.
I never considered watching 50 Shades... I wasn't even aware there was more than one movie. I am now very happy I never watched them because I am certain this video was far more entertaining. Sorry you had to sit through all of these Jordan but also kind of glad you did so I didn't have to.
Happy to be of service haha
15:49 this edit is what opened the portal to hell in the Doom series. Damian Thorn (please do the Omen movies btw) was conceived the moment you hit “Save” after that edit.
1:02:44 dogs in the shot at 1:02:44 if anyone is interested
The "no-no square" is real! I had a friend whose school taught them a lil song & dance. Still remembered so did it for giggles:
"Stop!✋️ Don't touch me there!🫵
This 👇is my no-no square!
Stop! ✋️Don't touch me there!
That's🫵 called🫵 gRape!"🫵
(But not grape.) The "square" was gestured with a pointing finger over the downstairs area, but in a _circle_ instead of a square, and each line of the song was punctuated with hand gestures (sorry for all the emojis). It _is_ important to teach kids about this stuff for their safety, and it makes for a funny demonstration as an adult, for that friend, anyway. Ope, as if you don't know this stuff as a Doctor of Breeding.
(Just joshin' ya, of course; I don't know/remember what your doctorate is in. But that story is true.)
Thanks for the content, gonna carry me through the rest of my work day
You're super welcome!
Bro. The narration on these is next level hilarious all by itself and the cutaway clips just drive it all home. Fucking hilarious. Also went and checked out some of your videos of your playing and damn you can really shred man. Would love to see more of that
I can sneak more shredding in there haha. Thanks so much for watching!
@@Drjordanbreeding That would be sick! I'm a drummer of around 30 years, you guys are all super talented
@@keithwoodcrest thanks so much!
Now you got to do a bonus episode about how this series was originally Twilight fanfic, and how they can still tie in correctly. "A Nasty Dirty woman locks me in her sex dungeon until I connect Twilight to the Grey series."
Haha well I'm sure a thousand other people have already done that!
Safeword!
My internet went out yesterday, and when i saw this notification pop up and i couldn't watch it, i knew god had forsaken me.
And now that you've seen it you KNOW he's forsaken you?
@@Drjordanbreeding lmaooo now I know he's forsaken us ALL
I read the books, but didn't see the movies because I knew they wouldn't be able to have the best parts of the books, which was Ana's inner goddess and her conscience. However, I kept muttering, "Oh my Goddess, girl, RUN! Smack his face and run like heck."
Thanks for the sequel teaser at the end!
Haha I think I almost always do that?
The smacks to cotton eyed Joe cracks me up every time
It’s a, uh, banger.
I approve of the amount of WKUK clips in your videos.
Thaaaaaanks
I couldn’t stop laughing throughout this video. I was wheezing at some point. I’ll visit it again whenever I need a good laugh 😂
Awesome! I hope you’ll check out some of the others we’ve done too
45:07 I was not expecting that adorable cutaway in this kind of video, but my heart melted. 🥹
Yeah, she's a cutie!
It's crazy how fast you pump these out! it'd be cool if you did some video game series too! maybe like uncharted or resident evil
Well thankfully this one is only 3 movies (and also it's been 6 or 7 weeks since the last one!). And I'm definitely interested in video games... but wait until January. I'm gonna try something
Hehe pump..
Awesome bro, waiting with "baiting" breath to see what you got Breeding.
Paranormal Activity is coming in hot!@@corywatson2835
@@Drjordanbreedingdoes it involve nipple clamps and a spreader bar?!
Knowing this was in Dave's mom's basement and she could have walked in on this makes it so much better.
She knows by now not to walk in haha
Off in an hour, this is going to be my evening 😂🎉 So excited for the new drop!! Just might drop my beads from laughing too hard. 👀📿
Oh no haha
Lots of deep pulls. Axe Cop! A+ inserts
Thanks so much!
@@Drjordanbreeding it's clear that the editing has a huge pop culture knowledge base. And can tie quick micro comedy to any situation lol
Yeah we're definitely pulling from a lot!@@hershtheonly4799
Great video! Sorry you had to watch such a deep series of movies. I’m sure the character development and intricate plots were hard to keep track of! But at least you got to use/reference that English degree!
Without my very valuable degree I would have been so lost!
I've never read these books or seen these movies, but who the hell needs to when you have content like this? I learned everything I needed to know about them and this is likely a better use of my time anyway. Thanks, Dr. Breeding!🍿
You are so very welcome!
That thumbnail. *Chef's kiss*
Ha thank you!
Hey Jordan, love this series...was a fan from the first one; now that I've properly sucked you off, to the reasoning of this comment. This entry is such an outlier as opposed to the other franchises/movies. Not that I'm complaining or didn't find it entertaining, but why this trilogy? I totally know I'll never get an answer, this being three days old and buried deep in the comment section...but I cannot rest until I find answers! Some context, I thought the same about Sharknado, but was quite surprised that there was more than 2 movies so that, in my head canon, fell into place as yet another banger from Breeding. Not saying this wasn't a banger, but why?
Well the reasons are:
1) it’s comparatively short, and I wanted to get something out to test out a new sponsor before I released my next big video.
2) I want to always be experimenting with franchises and this felt like a weird one that could be fun. Horror is always going to do better, I think, but I don’t want to get pigeonholed, so I have to keep trying new things.
3) The idea of being in a pleasure dungeon just made me laugh haha
I'm currently watching all the Home Alone movies with some friends and I think they need the Dr Jordan Breeding treatment.
Number 4 in particular is completely insane and only makes sense with some sort of time travel or multiverse theory
It's definitely on the list! Maybe next Christmas?
You were *so close* to not mentioning Arby's! I admire the restraint.
I almost made it haha
Where did you get that incredible robe? It’s perfect for the subject matter.
Amazon haha. I’ve had it for 3.5 years now
My favorite thing about Dr. Jordan Breeding is that he always comments on my comment. ❤
NO I DON’T
It'll be a merry christmas indeed! Happy Holidays Jordan!
Happy holidays!
Ok but the rocket raccoon payoff for the bit @ 6:59... 😂
That's a Caleb bit of genius haha
I was hella excited that we almost saw Dave! Also, cute puppies 🐶
Dave's butt is his best part
I LOVE the super long videos but I’m also digging the shorter video.
We're going to try much shorter in January just to see how people like it
I had no idea 50 shades was basically the Thomas Crown Affair but with spankings instead of paintings until I saw the glider scene
Haha I mean... except there's literally nothing that ever happens ever
You made a really good point about her using her safe word at the end of the first moving and they wanted but the author threw a huge fit and wouldn't let em
I'm so glad you guys "fifty shades trilogy for dummies" the TH-cam, so I know enough that I can act like I actually watch the movies.
Ha happy to help!
The old yeller cut might be the first time someone has laughed at that scene, and i laughed hard
I thought it was appropriate haha
Now I never have to watch the horror that is the actual films. A great service has been provided to us all!
My pleasure!
28:30 lol “ it ain’t much but it’s honest work” lmao I’m dead! 😂😂😂
Somebody's gotta do it!
@@Drjordanbreeding 😂 indeed Jordan, indeed.😂
dude I just got off work after what felt like 12 hours and I come home to see this was posted? thank you for your supply, we are in demand
I hope you enjoy it!
I have been watching this series from its inception all the way through till now and dear Lord it is the best thing on the TH-cams. I hope you guys never stop it is incredible work you guys are getting better and better all the time freaking love you guys you rock
Heck yeah! Thanks so much for the encouragement!
Hey great video as always bud very funny,any chance you will be doing the VHS series anytime
Thank you but no I’m doing Paranormal Activity next!
@@Drjordanbreeding ok yeah no that be great I was talking bout in awhile after that bud ya know , but yeah looking forward to that😊
I'll add it to the list!@@brianmongan3143
Also, the legality of this contract is dubious as hell. The entire point of a contract is to allow for the court to enforce or at the very least calculate damages in case of breach. How is a court gonna enforce this? “The court hereby rules in favor of the plaintiff. The defendant will be butt plugged.” And what damages can the court grant? You know, I’m starting to think this series is like a half thought out fantasy.
Mhmmmmm
BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT FUCKING EVER. Thank you Master Jordan Breeding 😂
You're welcome, sub. Haha
That awkward moment when you could have swapped the female lead of Mortal Kombat and 50 Shades of Grey and made a much more interesting movie.
Christian Grey trying to make Marine Colonel Sonya Blade submissive would end him with dead by thighs
I’d watch that!
1:13:50 it was called "Operation Iraqi Freedom" because we were all about irony in our illegal oil wars in the 2000's
Ohhhhhh that's right. We haven't been in a "war" in literal decades. All police operations or whatever
@Drjordanbreeding congress has to approve a war. Calling war a "police action" is the loophole tyrannical presidents have used since the 80's to bypass the system of checks and balances.
My partner got her degree in English, those jokes are great.
55:50 Dance Gavin Dance! 🤘🏽
Haha I'm glad she could translate!
This... Is... Torture for everyone involved.. Only because I'm a diehard Breeder, will I even consider indulging In this franchise.. Breeder for eva
Haha well I think it's a fun video, if that helps.
The Quiznos Subs clip you cut to is the stuff of nightmares, but still less creepy than Christian Grey
Amen