Kars vs Rohan Rohan uses Heaven's Door to turn Kars into a book and writes "I cannot hurt Rohan Kishibe, also I'm going to fly to space now." Heaven's Door is OP
Jotaro can win against Kars if: 1. His theme plays 2. Boingo is somehow near the fight and his stand predicts that Jotaro will win, however silly the scenario is. 3. Kars really, really pissed him off
Kars gaining a stand in the middle of the battle makes me think of when you have finally cornered that cockroach that has evaded you for almost an hour and it starts flying towards you.
Dio lost to jotaro Jotaro was beat by a rat Kars has rat DNA making him able to beat Jotaro Joseph beat Kars Wamuu lost to Joseph Wamuu beat CEAAAAAAAASSAAAAAAR Ceasar was the head of the Roman empire The Roman empire killed Jesus Jesus is God Thus Kars, Joseph, and wamuu could kill God but Jotaro and Dio could not.
@@B-Side.72 I got the vibe from that episode was that jotaro was trying to mentor josuke and thus wasn't really trying to fight the rat and more trying to teach josuke to fight stand users by himself
"Oi, Josuke! I erased the space between the ground and the atmosphere, and now there's some weird dude playing electric guitar with Tomoko's legs and making squirrels out of his hands! Ain't that wacky?"
problem is, jotaro can only stop time for one second. but hey, anime time scaling allows any protagonist / side-protagonist to complete a full monologue
@@cogniferous2537 death battle doesnt know what theyre talking about most of the time. They had ben 10 lose to green lanturn and during the goku vs superman battle, they had goku use THE STICK that he hasnt used since regular dragonball. They do minimum research half the time. Basically just the backstories. Plus why would kratos lose every battle? Same with moat DBZ characters? Vegeta won once, but thats basically it
@@justanothercommenterwithan9089 I cant be sure of it because the subs said "after some time Kars loses his senses" so if kars someday be back he could be probably a new Hero or an Old villain
tusk act 4's infinite spin could defeat Kars ULF. or at least incapacitate him. and gold experience requiem could just go "not funny didn't happen" until Kars gives up.
@@yellowpower3755 not really bypass, per say. Kars would technically still be alive because of the ULF stuff, but he would basically be dust, and dust can't really fight people. So kars would lose that fight, but he'd still be alive because he can't die.
@@SmolBrainAnimations sorry, it's hard to know when people are being sarcastic on the internet. And also, in my language both sound the same so it's easy to get confused
1: Go to Everest 2: Wait fo Kars to come over 3: STAR PLATINUM: ZA WAARUDO! 4: ORA ORA Kars directly up as much as you can 5: Time resumes 6: Kars flies into space 7: profit.
You forget one thing: Jotaro is a marine biologist, so he would know a lot of animals that kars can become. That’s only some though but he would still lose if he can’t realize.
Brenden Tait okay that is where you guys are quite wrong about this situation. One the only reason when cars showed his brute strength was when he used his stronger hammon against Joseph (who still lived btw). Kar was also held back by *even saw multiple times* a cyborg hand rocket. Which if you ask me kars should not have any reason to even stutters. Since he is the strong type. Kars is mostly known for his DNA change and his supreme smart intelligence. Sure his crazy regeneration saves him, but you have to consider Kars almost Died in that molten lava. So the fact that saying he would survive a nuclear bomb is not very smart. One *radiation is known to kill LIVING CREATURES, two the destructive force of a nuclear is able to obliterate/ desindergrate CITY Levels* with if you rewatch the series Kars didn’t even destroy the plane *since h is quite smart enough don’t you think he would if don’t that*. You guys are over looking quite a lot of evidence and possibilities as for it to show what Kars truly hold. Also to describe things better Dio when he first became a vampires was shown to be quite a lot more powerful then Kars even in his ultimate life form. Kar May regerate quickly but however you forgot to over look as to how strong star platinum even produces in his punches. He was able to punch a hole and break “The world” keep in mind Dio with his amp up boost to higher building level. And was able to break the seas teeth which are stated to be a lot more durable then diamonds. (Star platinum was able to punch through them with ease btw, so that is WAY more destructive force power then shattering an entire building probably a town even into million of peices. Compare to Kars who not only have trouble catching up to Joseph on the plane. Also you forgot to mention that star platinum was able to keep up with silver chariot which was stated to be a lot faster then light. So in terms of putting them in a cage Star platinum will beat up Kars so damn fast and powerful that not even his regeneration would keep up with it. And this with feats and evidence not even using time stop on this one. Also yes you can best teqnically kill someone like Kars you just have to constantly damage him intensely and pretty quickly /which should be no problem to star platinum/*
@@HellaHoesFr I want every scene where Star Platinum does his Ora Ora to beat the hell out of who ever to be replaced with Star Platinum menacely holding a Razor Scooter as he proceeds to break the ankles of his opponents with a barrage of Razor Scooter Ora Oras
Well honestly, even Jonathan gave up pretty fast. I wouldn’t say the father of Joseph didn’t have that strong will, as he was murdered by surprise, but 1rst George litteraly raised his killer and Jonathan hugged him to death. Joseph would have run away safely, Jotaro would have kicked dio’s head to outter space, Josuke would have melted dio’s head into the ship, Giorno (yeah impossible but just imagine) would have make a fake body for Dio to get on and then be trapped, and Jolyne would make sure Dio is dead like ultra dead. Moral of all this: sexual relations makes you weak, stay virgin and you will survive (funny how Jotaro became weaker and weaker, even in his prime age of 30 years old).
@@loury973 Jonathan was already dying by the time he got to hug his head. Compare this to other characters, Joseph just accepted his fate after his "Die overdrive", Jotaro just laid around for a while when the gang got in a car crash during the Hol Horse Boingo fight, and Josuke couldn't even pick up up glass to deflect Killer Queens Air bombs. Jonathan was already bleeding out, even if he survived the explosion he would've bled out and died regardless. Compared to the other Joestars his will to live is just as strong
I know you made this video six years ago, but I should mention that the stone mask did work on pillar men, it did increase their strength, but not enough to make kars into the ultimate life form. The increased strength from the mask is how they were able to kill all of the other pillar men.
I heard about a theory once that apparently, Jotaro let himself get hit so he could put pressure on Josuke to succeed. How true that is, I have no idea, it could honestly be either or lol
if kars cant stay in lava forever you can just spawn camp him knocking him back in when he tries to escape but you would probably need more stand users than just one
@@DEEZNUTZ-gm8sy I believe they said he couldn't stay in lava forever so he would eventually die but it would probably take a long time considering how long it took him to come up with an effective counter
@@che7655 Wouldn't that be stupid? Heaven's door writes "is invincible" bruh heaven's door doesn't break the laws of physics only affects the mind, welp the body too but it's a different fact
Not sure if this was stolen or not, but an extremely similar comment was posted a year ago. If you did steal this comment: just don’t. If you thought of this comment yourself, then well done.
If Jotaro (part 4) is fighting Kars in Morioh, he can just lure Kars to the ghost girl alley and send Kars to *somewhere where he will never rest in peace.*
Also considering Kars has dna of every lifeform that would mean he has a rlly good field of vision which means he doesn't really need to look back to get pulled
Tbh Kard having a stand would probably be his biggest weakness, cuz once you destroy the stand you destroy the individual… but now he’s pretty invincible
Alex14 ] he can detect air pressure and in stardust crusaders there’s a scene you see the world and star platinum fight from a non stand users perspective and there’s air movement created by the stands. He would be able to detect the air moving from star platinums hand. Jotaro could maybe Za Wardo and destroy him before he manipulated his body into a defensive shell
Okuyasu: O I JOSUKE! I FOUND THIS GUY NAMED AFTER A CAR WHO SAID "NOBODY COULD KILL HIM, AND SAID HE WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THEN I ERASED THEM! AIN'T THAT WACKY?
Kars: Jotaro watch this and prepare for defeat Jotaro: Im gonna kil- Kars: *Is Dolphin* (Oh ye this is my brothers account now so he this Gacha stuff I don’t own)
oh dang that's true if another character could somehow render Kars immobile for a period of time, Rohan could use Heaven's Door on him. I don't think Heaven's Door could reach Kars on its own considering Kars's speed and power compared to Heaven's Door. However, if Rohan was paired with Okuyasu (who could bring Kars closer with The Hand by compressing space), or another partner that would complement Heaven's Door, he might be able to beat Kars. Also, I'd like to see if Surface could defeat Kars.
Kars would't be able to see Heaven's Door coming since he wouldn't be a Stand User so if anything he'd have his guard down since to him Rohan would be some ordinary human. Rohan would get Kars, write down, "You can't hurt me" or even "You will fly into space" and he'd win.
I agree with that, yeah. The only problem is we don't know the range of Heaven's Door (Probably about 5-10 meters, maybe?), so Rohan might not be able to get that close without extra help, even if Kars doesn't consider Rohan a threat.
Wouldn't be that tough. Look at Ceasers friend. He ran up to them and the only action they made was to keep walking. He just happened to be right in front of him which was the cause of death.
The thing is, lava MIGHT work. In part 2, Kars hurries to form the "bubble armour" while trapped in lava. If, say, jotaro keeps Kars on the lava for ten minutes, by using TS and piling rock after rock on top of Kars.
3:41 "Everyone in the Joestar bloodline has a strong will to live" George Joestar: Hold my back. Jonathan Joestar: Hold this head. George Joestar II: Hold my zombie.
I think Jonathan at that point had known there was no possible way to save himself, and instead tried to kill Dio for once and for all and make sure Erina saved herself
DragonMaster537 I'm also pretty sure Joseph didn't know any way of saving himself despite him being a smartass, it was his will of live that outsmarted his own self. Jonathan never seemed to show that will, and his death seemed far more simple to prevent than Joseph's
True, and he can technicaly survive in space, plus, couldn't he just turn into a tardagrey, they are a creature with DNA and they can survive in space.
@@ashyy6819 don't worry,Jorge joestar was a book made by the same creators of jojo's bizarre adventure but its not canon,it gets pretty weird after a while,kars actually kills kira and takes his stand,and Jonathan's head survived and Erina found it and they have conversations sometimes
Jotaro has the most op ability ever, plot armor. Passed down through the Joestar bloodline. Effectively making any and all Jojos able to beat Ultimate Kars.
Okuyasu's a non option here, let's be honest (because of his iq) and Rohan's a massive gamble that isn't likely to work. Kira stands more of a chance, but he likely wouldn't want anything to do with it. There's two very doable options I see. Reimi's ghost alley and Cheap Trick.
Remi might win with the looking back thing (probably not, he’s really smart), but everyone else would probably die. Kars could probably quickly destroy The Hand and Killer Queen’s hands and then kill them, and I think Heaven’s Door needs to touch someone to make em a book. Kars could outrange Rohan easily
Can't Star Platinum "phase" into Kar's body like what he did at the end of Stardust Crusaders and just stop/crush his heart with the effects of The World would make it more convenient?
I think THE ultimate life form doesn’t need a working heart to survive if dio,a vampire created by the stone mask which Kars had created,had his head cut off in part one and had no blood circulation,survived for a year without a body, (until he got Jonathan’s body) I think kars would be alright if his heart was stopped. (Even if he wasn’t the ULF)
@@tlkfanrwbyfan8716 Cream can eat kars Tusk act 4 buries kars alive D4C throws kars into some random parallel dimension and leave him there for good. The hand can but okuyasu probably dont have the speed nor wit to scrape away kars Heavens door neutralize kars Made in heaven yeet kars back in to space There's probably a good number of stands that can beat kars i just dont remember them I mean tbh if star platinum can punch at or above the speed of light he can send kars back to space on his own
Not really, Kars has every single lifeform in his genes, meaning, even animals that have already gone extinct and biologists know nothing about, also every single microorganisms out there. Which would make him immune to most diseases, and would also give him the ability to quickly heal any other new kind of diseases. It would effectively turn him into the second being capable of nullifying Purple Haze's ability, aside from Giorno
Oi joske the craziest thing just happened, so there was this really annoying person who was going on a rant about being the ultimate life form and caressing your moms legs so I used 「Za Hando」to erase him from existence.
From what i could understand from the show is there was a virus from a meteor that could infect people, by the arrow in particular which could give stands. This could mean that Kars could perhaps create this virus and infect himself kinda and get a stand. He already had a string will so his stand would probably be legendary along with him not being able to die from said virus since he is practically invisible.
Lmao this is all fine and dandy, but we can't ignore the fact that my man Speedwagon could defeat then both faster than you can say SpeeedwaGONnnn, easy.
Araki uses quite a bit of logic throughout the series, even if he makes a few plot holes here and there. Just because there's fantastic things going on and the reasoning is bizarre doesn't mean he doesn't use logic.
@Jake Sangria Yes, he exaggerates what's possible and what's "logical" for dramatic effect and to create more excitement, but he doesn't completely throw out the notion of logic entirely either though. He tries to keep it internally consistent, and no he's not a perfect writer, but I still enjoy what he creates most of the time ;)
Even if he cannot perceive it, he can perceive the consequences of someone using a stand. Besides, he is the mofucking ULF. What makes all of you think he can't develop one?
This could have totally happened sometime between part 3 and 6, Kars could return and Jotaro know he has to be thrown into space because Joseph told him.
@@Zachlandia Kars created armor that stopped lava I'm pretty sure being the ultimate life form he'd conjure up armor that would be able to stop star platinums punches or at least tank them
the way you say jojo makes it sound like you're talking about a fast food restraunt. or a restraunt in general. "hey welcome to jojos' would you like the kira yoshakeage or a cup of the joe-taro kujo. or maybe you would like a car"
I thought the reason Kars and Santana weren't killed was just in case Araki wanted to bring them back. I mean, if he really wanted Kars dead, he would've had Kars drift off into the Sun.
I could just imagine how that Kars would think of that occurred. Especially with the Sun's large mass possibly pulling Kars towards it via gravity, Kars: I'm freezing into a statue and I am unable to move. I Kars, will eventually find a planet with habitable life and conquer because there has to be some other planet with life in this god forsaken- what's the gigantic orange sphere? Is that the Sun? I always thought it was this tiny yellow ball in the sky? Why is it getting bigger? Why am I floating toward- out of- Oh My God!
Kars: I'm going to kill you Jotaro: no, I'm going to kill y- Kars: wait, is that a dolphin in your- Jotaro: omg do you like dolphins too? Kars: *turns into a dolphin* I love them! Then, Jotaro starts riding kars and they live alone together in the ocean
Wait, so your telling me if Kars saw Jotaros stand, he could get his own stand? Say that again and think about it. If Kars the NON stand user saw Jotaros stand he could get a stand: HE CANT SEE HIS STAND BECAUSE HE DOSENT HAVE ONE
kars: has 400 iq, is literally invincible, can swim in lava
jotaro: so it’s the same type as star platinum
Not stand more like ability
no no he has a point
Ultimate lifeform Jotaro
Gains the ultimate form*
I mean if you have a Stand that is essentially Kars, then Jotaro can copy it and then use it against the real deal
Jotaro just has to say.
"So it's the same type of Lifeform"
And he will immediately gain all of Ultimate Kars's abilities.
Meh
@XX Ultra Sam XX that's how Jotaro got The World.
@@DerToasti Well if thats how it works why not DO IT TO CRAZY DIAMOND THEN JOTARO AND JOSUKE CAN FIX OTHER PEOPLE TOO!
@@jeanmatthewcapisanan7581
Sounds like someone is salty
Jojo didnt get it like that both are the same type of stand Jotaro had it naturally born it
Dio aquirred it through unique means
Jotaro: wait he has every dna from EVERY LIFE FORM?
Jotaro: COULD HE TURN INTO A DOLPHIN!??!?!?
the gaming controller kars: no...
Jotaro: ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Or an egg. I miss Kakyoin
@@krulak292 k a k y o i n d i d y o u l a y t h i s e g g ?
Best friend forever
I've seen this joke before and could someone tell me what's up with Jotaro and dolphins
"Ultimate Kars' eyesight is equivalent to an astronomical telescope."
Also Kars: gets fooled by dummy in parachute.
Tbf, it was on Earth and not in space.
@@alexwang982 actually he might have been far sighted it depends on if he cant zoom in/out
there were just a lot of needed asspulls on ULF Kars vs Joseph if not then nobody could have hoped to defeat Kars pre Stand era
Araki forgor 💀
@@strongsuccessfulweeb1400 and since he can't see stands due to not having one, he might actually be terrified of jotaro
Kars vs Rohan
Rohan uses Heaven's Door to turn Kars into a book and writes "I cannot hurt Rohan Kishibe, also I'm going to fly to space now."
Heaven's Door is OP
indeed
Absolutely‚ of course that assumes Kars wouldn't just kill him before he had the chance to manga his face off.
@@papanurgle8393 well rohan for a joke could keep up his weekly manga deadline's while made in heaven is active so i don't know if kars could do that
Aren’t you supposed to be dead Dio killed you
@@papanurgle8393 It's been shown that non-stand susers go unconcious inmediatly. He has plenty of time to write that.
Dio: My name is God in Italian
Diavolo: My name is Devil in Italian.
Kars: vroom vroom
acdc: back in black plays
Anandhu A.B ESIDESI it’s not hard
SquishThatCat your joking right?
I never laughed at a comment, until i saw this
Kars actually is named after the band Cars, that's why the K is just in english version
Jotaro can win against Kars if:
1. His theme plays
2. Boingo is somehow near the fight and his stand predicts that Jotaro will win, however silly the scenario is.
3. Kars really, really pissed him off
kyrios0307 4. Jotaro says “so its the same type of stand”
5: Kars insults dolphins / hurts a dolphin
6 kars makes fun of josukes hair while jotaro is in morioh
derpy fox art no Kars makes fun of Jotaro’s hat
Tboss I think you mean takes off his hat
Kars gaining a stand in the middle of the battle makes me think of when you have finally cornered that cockroach that has evaded you for almost an hour and it starts flying towards you.
Cockroach: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
Cockroach: you may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting
@@Alan_Marin President Funny Cockroach
Astronauts one day flying past the frozen, fabulous god:
“Yo, Kars”
Yo, Angelo Requiem
Yo, Richardo Milos
@@viklifts-zk8bl Yo, picked the wrong house fool!
Yo, Caeser
Lmao
The only way Kars loses to Jotaro...
Jotaro: "You pissed me off."
True
So true
Jotaro: “so it’s the same DNA as star platinum..”
Jotaro just does a 473 page Ora in stopped time and when time begins to move Kars becomes dust.
Or if kars insults josuke‘s hair
Doppio and Kars have one thing in common. Removing one piece of clothing makes them OP.
Fr
Ok
U STOLE ME NAMEEEE
@@somerandomguyontheinternet8000 your name should be The CringeLord
@@somerandomguyontheinternet8000 Many people can think of a name someone already has plus you joined 2 years ago while he joined yt 4 yrs ago
"Jotaro isn't a pilot"
*Looks at plane* "So it's the same type of stand as Star platinum"
Star platinum: *Becomes plane**
XDDDDD
STAR PLANE, THE BOEING
I could see this happening in Part 19, JoJoJoJoJo Infinity, A Timeless Journey Through An Emotional Dream.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL-😭😭😭
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki can't wait for part 23, Jojoniverse, where Star Platinum turns into Mars
How to kill Kars in the JJBA Universe:
Make him turn into a dog.
ITS BIG BRAINNN TIME..
@Meaty Pork no then Asian will cook him
Before Joseph cooks him
*DIO SHALL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF KARS UNTIL CERTAIN DEATH SHALL BE BROUGHT UPON HIM*
ThatAsianDude1 Vlogs don’t know to be offended or just laugh at this 😂
Kars is already part dog.
Guys I think you are all forgetting something:
Kars has the powers/DNA of a *RAT* and we all know how rats are super effective against Jotaro
Dio lost to jotaro
Jotaro was beat by a rat
Kars has rat DNA making him able to beat Jotaro
Joseph beat Kars
Wamuu lost to Joseph
Wamuu beat CEAAAAAAAASSAAAAAAR
Ceasar was the head of the Roman empire
The Roman empire killed Jesus
Jesus is God
Thus Kars, Joseph, and wamuu could kill God but Jotaro and Dio could not.
@@B-Side.72 I got the vibe from that episode was that jotaro was trying to mentor josuke and thus wasn't really trying to fight the rat and more trying to teach josuke to fight stand users by himself
@@B-Side.72 I just thought it was because he lived his life in peace for 11 years and his sense weren't what they used to be
@@copper803 dio means god in italian, just saying
@@fall-from-grace1008 but dio is english you twat not some pizza spaghetti donut hair looking dumb
“There’s no real solution on earth to stop Kars”
*OI JOSUKE*
Huh?
“There’s no real solution on earth to stop Kars”
Wha-
Wha-
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@@emergence109 LMAO
* N I G E R U N D A Y O *
Ѧƿяıʟıṡṭ This is Requiem
"Oi, Josuke! I erased the space between the ground and the atmosphere, and now there's some weird dude playing electric guitar with Tomoko's legs and making squirrels out of his hands! Ain't that wacky?"
"He also said your hair is stupid"
@@trippyjpg7166 shit
You need to say whacky instead of Bizzare.
Lisa Lisa's leg is acceptable
but Tomoko's?
(intense sweating)
Ain't that just whacky?
The only way to avoid Kars:-
*N I G E R U N D A Y O*
Lol
But didn't Kars reject the NIGERUNDAYO
jan nicdao just like Dio and his humanity
@@sidecharacter3193 I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO
true very true
"Time stop"
"Yeet Kars to space"
"Time resume"
*Kars.exe has stopped thinking*
problem is, jotaro can only stop time for one second.
but hey, anime time scaling allows any protagonist / side-protagonist to complete a full monologue
@@egodeath__ in the Jojo verse, talking is free action
Alloy K in any anime verse really
@@egodeath__ 5*
Death • 7162 Years Ago
oh, right. I was thinking pre-btd arc.
how to defeat Kars as Jotaro:
1) 300 Page Ora
2) Eventually Kars stops thinking
3) Profit??
21 Silva Jotaro will realize that he and kars are the same type of person and will become the ultimate lifeform
Plot twist kars turns into a dolphin and jotaro loses cuz he doesn't want to hurt dolphines
still richer than you, jotaro
@@josukehigashikata9576 with that old man's wallet. I was a marine biologist.
Good joke
@@diobrando7774 what's so interesting about marine biology, anyway?
I just like how Kars has more than 400 IQ and still gets outsmarted by Joseph the whole season
he was extremely lucky lmao
bruh as long as jotaro's theme played he could win 100%
Tell that to DeathBattle
@@cogniferous2537 death battle doesnt know what theyre talking about most of the time. They had ben 10 lose to green lanturn and during the goku vs superman battle, they had goku use THE STICK that he hasnt used since regular dragonball. They do minimum research half the time. Basically just the backstories. Plus why would kratos lose every battle? Same with moat DBZ characters? Vegeta won once, but thats basically it
@@cogniferous2537 death Battle are crap tbh
@@hikarihakai1285 true
Nah once jotaro hears the ayayayayay he is fked.....
Kars could technically come back to the series. He's not dead. He's just really cold.
If he gets back he would be more dumb than okuyasu dad
@@Ryuga1908 no he would just start thinking after he unthawed
@@justanothercommenterwithan9089 I cant be sure of it because the subs said "after some time Kars loses his senses" so if kars someday be back he could be probably a new Hero or an Old villain
@@Ryuga1908 maybe he can just regenerate from his mental damage or something
@@lambtoken2708 its possible or maybe he can be a hero in another time. Kars defeat open a lot of doors
Jotaro: can copy every single move his oppnent does when he tries,
Kars: turns into dolphin
Jotaro:*YES*
yepper peppers * by markiplier *
Yes, yes yes.. Oh my god.
BlueRocks123 oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
tusk act 4's infinite spin could defeat Kars ULF. or at least incapacitate him.
and gold experience requiem could just go "not funny didn't happen" until Kars gives up.
Could the Infinite Spin bypass the Ultimate Lifeform powers?
@@yellowpower3755 not really bypass, per say. Kars would technically still be alive because of the ULF stuff, but he would basically be dust, and dust can't really fight people. So kars would lose that fight, but he'd still be alive because he can't die.
@@syloboy163 but because he's dust he can become mini birds and swarm johnny's lungs and suffocate him
@@snogthefrog5702 mini birds still spin. He would just spin forever.
Faster or not he can’t see the stand heavens door
"So its the same type of stand as Star Platinum"
**turns into some dolphin bird**
Star Dolphinum
If jotoro got to pick the name of his stand would it be ocean man
@@obuIisk Dolphin Man
@@jasperc6101 yes
@@obuIisk you know na that his daughter was in green DOLPHIN prison. And there was white sticky substance on the table and in the room. 😏
Kars: "I am the ultimate life form"
Also Kars: gets outrun by a teenager
Got outrun by **Joseph joestar**, who is more trained to run away than Zain bolt
@@SmolBrainAnimations fastest person on our world
@@SmolBrainAnimations sorry, it's hard to know when people are being sarcastic on the internet. And also, in my language both sound the same so it's easy to get confused
@@SmolBrainAnimations damn there was no need to be mean about it. not everyone in the world speaks perfect english
Joseph defeated Kars by pure accident.
Jotaro: *flies up in an airplane*
Kars: Wait I've seen this one before
Mr. Avocado Man what do you mean you've seen this,
It's brand new
Tashif Ahmed Joseph joestar
@@y_skytaro2271 r/woooosh
JakeDeBarr
r/ihavereddit
JakeDeBarr I will woosh you with divine sandstorm.
1: Go to Everest
2: Wait fo Kars to come over
3: STAR PLATINUM: ZA WAARUDO!
4: ORA ORA Kars directly up as much as you can
5: Time resumes
6: Kars flies into space
7: profit.
lol
8: realize he can move in timestop by copying Star Platinum
9: die
@@EnoEso He can't realize that stands exist in stopped time because he can't think when time is stopped.
I'm pretty sure SP can't generate that much power to just blast him off and also Kars can just fly away if he wants to
Kars: no-one can beat me
17 year old: sends him to space
Kars: *sad god noises*
Ricardo Monge Joseph was 19
I would like but 69
I mean, if he can be killed like that, is he even a God?
Decay Pest _Actually, Joseph was of 18 years, at the time._
Ƥяιηcє my mistake just thought about how he was born in 1920 and part 2 takes place in 1939 forgot about when exactly he was born in the year
"Kars would win"
game footage proceeds to show Jotaro absolutely destroying Kars
It's a game literally, just like you said
@@Discaptured no shit
@@RealZynexx calm down hippie pants I know it's a joke
@@Discaptured your opinion doesn’t matter you have an among us account
@@peenyyt4921 are you being sarcastic? Or you're just too dumb to understand the joke?
Even in a theory Speedwagon indirectly saves the day.
Speedwagon is the man.
You forget one thing:
Jotaro is a marine biologist, so he would know a lot of animals that kars can become. That’s only some though but he would still lose if he can’t realize.
why would kars turn into a bunch of trout lmfao
Only way jotaro can win is if he puts kars in soace
Wouldn't that have happened *after* part 3?
@@TanakaMoon ye
@New Under Craft 80 %
Well the fact that Kars couldn't see Jotaro's stand would help.
Not enough to secure a win for Jotaro in anyway but a slight advantage although he can sense wind movement so he would sense SP's movement
Brenden Tait okay that is where you guys are quite wrong about this situation. One the only reason when cars showed his brute strength was when he used his stronger hammon against Joseph (who still lived btw). Kar was also held back by *even saw multiple times* a cyborg hand rocket. Which if you ask me kars should not have any reason to even stutters. Since he is the strong type. Kars is mostly known for his DNA change and his supreme smart intelligence. Sure his crazy regeneration saves him, but you have to consider Kars almost Died in that molten lava. So the fact that saying he would survive a nuclear bomb is not very smart. One *radiation is known to kill LIVING CREATURES, two the destructive force of a nuclear is able to obliterate/ desindergrate CITY Levels* with if you rewatch the series Kars didn’t even destroy the plane *since h is quite smart enough don’t you think he would if don’t that*. You guys are over looking quite a lot of evidence and possibilities as for it to show what Kars truly hold. Also to describe things better Dio when he first became a vampires was shown to be quite a lot more powerful then Kars even in his ultimate life form. Kar May regerate quickly but however you forgot to over look as to how strong star platinum even produces in his punches. He was able to punch a hole and break “The world” keep in mind Dio with his amp up boost to higher building level. And was able to break the seas teeth which are stated to be a lot more durable then diamonds. (Star platinum was able to punch through them with ease btw, so that is WAY more destructive force power then shattering an entire building probably a town even into million of peices. Compare to Kars who not only have trouble catching up to Joseph on the plane. Also you forgot to mention that star platinum was able to keep up with silver chariot which was stated to be a lot faster then light. So in terms of putting them in a cage Star platinum will beat up Kars so damn fast and powerful that not even his regeneration would keep up with it. And this with feats and evidence not even using time stop on this one. Also yes you can best teqnically kill someone like Kars you just have to constantly damage him intensely and pretty quickly /which should be no problem to star platinum/*
Brenden Tait also to make it a better clear scale, Dio “roda roller” is definitely a lot more stronger then “Joseph crashing a plane” on Kars
@@simiansaiyan8162 But the plane crash did basically nothing to Kars while the road roller actually hurt Jotaro
@@BrendenTait8858 jotaro isn't a perfect lifeform
Ok, so the Pillar men are pretty much just a ton of digestive cells so, just spray some mf anti bacteria spray on them lmao
Cum on them.
Fritz Kraut Don’t they digest.... Umm... Everything? So... Technically if they absorbed cum they would be eating cum.
But it’s gay though
@@thefatc901 that's the point, jojo is such a manly show that gay things will kill a character
Steve Smith Wouldn’t they absorb all the air around them, causing them to suffocate?
All Jotaro would need to do is hit Kars in the ankle with a Razor Scooter when time is stopped for the brief 5 seconds
Your a god damn genius, *it's scary*
You have uncovered years worth of trauma
Hahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahah
"Star Platinum, stop time!"
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O R A
@@HellaHoesFr I want every scene where Star Platinum does his Ora Ora to beat the hell out of who ever to be replaced with Star Platinum menacely holding a Razor Scooter as he proceeds to break the ankles of his opponents with a barrage of Razor Scooter Ora Oras
Araki already admitted if Kars knew about the existence of Stands, he could’ve easily made one being the ultimate life form
Do you have a link for that? I can't find any quote from Araki saying that.
“Everyone in the JoJo blood lines have a strong will to live”
*Look at both George Joestar*
Well honestly, even Jonathan gave up pretty fast. I wouldn’t say the father of Joseph didn’t have that strong will, as he was murdered by surprise, but 1rst George litteraly raised his killer and Jonathan hugged him to death. Joseph would have run away safely, Jotaro would have kicked dio’s head to outter space, Josuke would have melted dio’s head into the ship, Giorno (yeah impossible but just imagine) would have make a fake body for Dio to get on and then be trapped, and Jolyne would make sure Dio is dead like ultra dead.
Moral of all this: sexual relations makes you weak, stay virgin and you will survive (funny how Jotaro became weaker and weaker, even in his prime age of 30 years old).
@@loury973 that is because he got married according to you
@@reddytoplay9188 Silly theory but funny to see that Jojo's doesnt do well in love relationships
@@loury973 Jonathan was already dying by the time he got to hug his head. Compare this to other characters, Joseph just accepted his fate after his "Die overdrive", Jotaro just laid around for a while when the gang got in a car crash during the Hol Horse Boingo fight, and Josuke couldn't even pick up up glass to deflect Killer Queens Air bombs. Jonathan was already bleeding out, even if he survived the explosion he would've bled out and died regardless. Compared to the other Joestars his will to live is just as strong
*lol George I and George II*
Jotaro:" Kars I have a joke for you, Stand"
Kars: "I don't get it"
Jotaro: "exactly"
No
Just no
I get it
@@SchizoGuitarist no you dont
@@SchizoGuitarist and so do i
Why are you referring to yourself in the third person Jotaro
Heavens door writes into Kars "flys into space" and he gets defeated
Kars is faster than any stand in the series besides the world star platinum silver chariot and king crimson
Oh yea and made in heaven
@@Theworld-ct2bl r/whoooosh
@@The_Biologist27 I don’t think it was a joke, also shut the FUCK up redditor
@@Theworld-ct2bl it was a joke. And make me infant.
I know you made this video six years ago, but I should mention that the stone mask did work on pillar men, it did increase their strength, but not enough to make kars into the ultimate life form. The increased strength from the mask is how they were able to kill all of the other pillar men.
Just call an ambulance.
That only works on Kira not anyone else
A roadroller?
@@tun4046 that never killed anyone and you know it lol
A red stone?
@@tun4046 but we'll need a volcano along with it though
“Kars has over 400 iq”
Joseph:
Haha hand go BRRRR
I think you meant Okuyasu
@@justaguy6415 no josephs hand was cut off and grabbed kars neck
That nigga Joseph knew what you were about to say lol
So that means that joseph’s iq is higher than 400!
boki
Jotaro: has the fastest stand that can stop time and defeated dio
Also Jotaro: almost died to a rat
I heard about a theory once that apparently, Jotaro let himself get hit so he could put pressure on Josuke to succeed.
How true that is, I have no idea, it could honestly be either or lol
@@zombiederpster if Jotaro really wanted the rat dead the rat would have been dead, no doubt it was a training exercise
@@DarkBaronSengir agreed if star platinum is so precise and has eagle eye vision he could have spotted the rat and used the bullet to shoot the rat.
This is about Kars and Jotaro
@@staceyg468 *Awkward Silence*
if kars cant stay in lava forever you can just spawn camp him knocking him back in when he tries to escape but you would probably need more stand users than just one
Yeah, have a stand that teleports him back in the lava over and over. This way he will eventually heat up too much and die
What happens when the stand users get old?
@@DEEZNUTZ-gm8sy I believe they said he couldn't stay in lava forever so he would eventually die but it would probably take a long time considering how long it took him to come up with an effective counter
No its a misconception he could only stay for 10minutes
Heaven's Door rewrites his abilities.
If Rohan Don't Die Before.
Also we are talking about jotaro not rohan
@@smuz5391 jotaro tells Rohan to write 'Star platinum can use heavens door's abilities' in him
@@che7655 Wouldn't that be stupid? Heaven's door writes "is invincible" bruh heaven's door doesn't break the laws of physics only affects the mind, welp the body too but it's a different fact
He has to get close to him first without dying lol
Jotaro could go "So you're the same type of lifeform as me"
It's basically his version of Joseph's "Next thing you're gonna say is"
It just works.
the only way to defwat jotaro plot armor is to turn into a dolphin
Not sure if this was stolen or not, but an extremely similar comment was posted a year ago. If you did steal this comment: just don’t. If you thought of this comment yourself, then well done.
@@calebcandela2964 I didn't. But aight.
To this day, I firmly believe that Star Platinums power is not Time Stop. It can just realize that it's the same type of stand, and it is
Dang then he turns into a pillar man imagine a villain fighting that
If Jotaro (part 4) is fighting Kars in Morioh, he can just lure Kars to the ghost girl alley and send Kars to *somewhere where he will never rest in peace.*
That so true
Also considering Kars has dna of every lifeform that would mean he has a rlly good field of vision which means he doesn't really need to look back to get pulled
True.
Or just have ger look at him
That'd be the only solution since Okuyasu would obviously forget his ability to LITERALLY EREASE STUFF FROM EXISTENCE
Tbh Kard having a stand would probably be his biggest weakness, cuz once you destroy the stand you destroy the individual… but now he’s pretty invincible
You wouldn’t be able to destroy his stand neither, it would either be too tough or regenerate instantly
Jotaro: *Starts Fighting Kars*
Also Jotaro: Ah, yes the same type of stand as Star Platinum
Jotaro then becomes A Pillarmen
Lifeform
@@annettekittock8110 *Ultimate lifeform
Ayayay
AWAKEN MY ORAORAORAS
He's technically part pillar man because Suzie Q absorbed some of Eisidisi's blood when he possesed her.
Did this man just forget that kars can't see star platinum
Alex14 ] he can detect air pressure and in stardust crusaders there’s a scene you see the world and star platinum fight from a non stand users perspective and there’s air movement created by the stands. He would be able to detect the air moving from star platinums hand. Jotaro could maybe Za Wardo and destroy him before he manipulated his body into a defensive shell
El Rhoadesterino but he still couldnt hit it nor see
Kars had a Stand but it stopped thinking
@@draxen7 But he can just hit Jotaro
Hypebeast Jr jotara can hit kars
All the Pillar Men: has 1000 IQ and has special abilities each AND can clap caesar
Jotaro: so it's the same type of stand as star platinum
this this is the meme that za hando needs to erase lol
Okuyasu: O I JOSUKE! I FOUND THIS GUY NAMED AFTER A CAR WHO SAID "NOBODY COULD KILL HIM, AND SAID HE WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THEN I ERASED THEM! AIN'T THAT WACKY?
@@jirito7470 xd kars would have a stand that made him come back to life bc his fighting personality is like he thinks of himself as a god
Must be nice to be Jotaro lol
I suppose crazy diamond pulling an Angelo on kars would definitely cause him problems
Not really Angelo was cornered and couldn’t do nothing kars on the other had would be fast enough to dodge and smash his way out of the rock
Kars: Jotaro watch this and prepare for defeat
Jotaro: Im gonna kil-
Kars: *Is Dolphin*
(Oh ye this is my brothers account now so he this Gacha stuff I don’t own)
*_Jotaro's most weakness..._*
Insert Jotaro smiling*
@@somecharacter01 Jotaro:Star finger!
@@amacheez3270 *Confuse Jotaro scream*
@@amacheez3270 cursed comments
Rohan's stand can make Kars harmless!
< HEAVEN'S DOOR >
oh dang that's true
if another character could somehow render Kars immobile for a period of time, Rohan could use Heaven's Door on him.
I don't think Heaven's Door could reach Kars on its own considering Kars's speed and power compared to Heaven's Door. However, if Rohan was paired with Okuyasu (who could bring Kars closer with The Hand by compressing space), or another partner that would complement Heaven's Door, he might be able to beat Kars.
Also, I'd like to see if Surface could defeat Kars.
Kars would't be able to see Heaven's Door coming since he wouldn't be a Stand User so if anything he'd have his guard down since to him Rohan would be some ordinary human. Rohan would get Kars, write down, "You can't hurt me" or even "You will fly into space" and he'd win.
I agree with that, yeah. The only problem is we don't know the range of Heaven's Door (Probably about 5-10 meters, maybe?), so Rohan might not be able to get that close without extra help, even if Kars doesn't consider Rohan a threat.
Wouldn't be that tough. Look at Ceasers friend. He ran up to them and the only action they made was to keep walking. He just happened to be right in front of him which was the cause of death.
And yes, saying “logical” and “Jojo’s bizarre adventure” in a single sentence does sound extremely stupid.
You did excatly that.
W h y
cuz its hard to put logic on the show with the aztec gods of fitness and a gay vampire
@@giuseppeagresta1425 It creates a paradox
Jojo’s bizarre adventure is not logical.
The thing is, lava MIGHT work. In part 2, Kars hurries to form the "bubble armour" while trapped in lava. If, say, jotaro keeps Kars on the lava for ten minutes, by using TS and piling rock after rock on top of Kars.
You forget one crutial thing:
Jotaro will be really pissed off.
OVA Jotaro would like rage
All Jotaro would have to say to win is say ''good grief''
Or just let Kars hear his theme
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Yare yare...
yare yare daze
Plot armor is unbreakable
3:41 "Everyone in the Joestar bloodline has a strong will to live"
George Joestar: Hold my back.
Jonathan Joestar: Hold this head.
George Joestar II: Hold my zombie.
I think Jonathan at that point had known there was no possible way to save himself, and instead tried to kill Dio for once and for all and make sure Erina saved herself
DragonMaster537
I'm also pretty sure Joseph didn't know any way of saving himself despite him being a smartass, it was his will of live that outsmarted his own self. Jonathan never seemed to show that will, and his death seemed far more simple to prevent than Joseph's
@@dungww2006 Yeah, I would say that Jonathan's will to live shows itself best though his fight against Dio at the castle, not on the boat.
George and George definitely had no way to defend themselves,
*sad Holly noises*
Imagine the power ultimate dio would have if he was somehow able to turn into a pillarman
He already achieved The World Over Heaven, give it a read.
In the future: nasa: *has discovered a man shaped meteoroid near Saturn. It is very strange.*
Me: f
2020, stop right now, we don't need kars back now... please 2020
Serponoïd I know right but April and may weren’t that bad
ka dl “and investigate it’s origins”
Kars july 2020
They probably found it in Mars
ultimate kars was never defeated
hes still in space
True, and he can technicaly survive in space, plus, couldn't he just turn into a tardagrey, they are a creature with DNA and they can survive in space.
NUGGS !!!!
He *is* alive. It's just that he has no way of returning to the earth. Therefore he's defeated in some way.
@@ashyy6819 in Jorge Joestar he survived on mars and created a colony of different kars
Shawntina York
Dude spoilers ;-;
The narrator said he never returned to earth.
@@ashyy6819 don't worry,Jorge joestar was a book made by the same creators of jojo's bizarre adventure but its not canon,it gets pretty weird after a while,kars actually kills kira and takes his stand,and Jonathan's head survived and Erina found it and they have conversations sometimes
Kars: ESIDISI! Vampire masks, but for stands.
Esidisi: OHHHHHHHHHHH!
Vampire Star Platinum: yo dio.
So requiem masks?
Vampire masks but for bats
Stolen from web comic with horse masks
“He has dna from everything in the world” za wardo-
This feels like some little kids arguing over what transformer is the strongest
Its great isn't it?
tomasbar gureaato desu yo
It depends, what series are we talking about?
dat boi bunblebean
@@BrendonBanksJr15swag rachoit
Jotaro has the most op ability ever, plot armor. Passed down through the Joestar bloodline. Effectively making any and all Jojos able to beat Ultimate Kars.
Cough cough, jonathan, cough cough
plot armor wears off...
tfw stone ocean
Dragon Lord They have plot armor as long as they are the main character, Jonathan's time was already over
Plot armour until part 6.....
10 minutes in "... that seems like a really bizarre solution. .."
Well it's not jojo's average adventure is it?
JimJim's Average Quest
JoJo‘s Rather Mundane Adventure
There are several ways in Morioh where Kars could lose. Kira, Rohan, Okuyasu and potentially Remi all have options of getting rid of him
Okuyasu's a non option here, let's be honest (because of his iq) and Rohan's a massive gamble that isn't likely to work. Kira stands more of a chance, but he likely wouldn't want anything to do with it.
There's two very doable options I see. Reimi's ghost alley and Cheap Trick.
Remi might win with the looking back thing (probably not, he’s really smart), but everyone else would probably die. Kars could probably quickly destroy The Hand and Killer Queen’s hands and then kill them, and I think Heaven’s Door needs to touch someone to make em a book. Kars could outrange Rohan easily
Jotaro is the same type of person, he would develop an ultimate ability.
yup
battle tendency in a nutshell:
who would win? the ultimate life form with 400 IQ, or some jock with harmon
except the jock has 500iq
Everyone agrees that Joseph is pretty smart
H A "R" M O N
Ha you forgot jotaros most powerful move
Playing his theme
And avalon counters that...and well.
And "So it's the same kind of stand
as Star Platinum."
Isn’t that Giorno?
Memeboi 96 I think playing any jojos theme gives them immense plot armor
Normal username true
Can't Star Platinum "phase" into Kar's body like what he did at the end of Stardust Crusaders and just stop/crush his heart with the effects of The World would make it more convenient?
I think THE ultimate life form doesn’t need a working heart to survive if dio,a vampire created by the stone mask which Kars had created,had his head cut off in part one and had no blood circulation,survived for a year without a body, (until he got Jonathan’s body) I think kars would be alright if his heart was stopped. (Even if he wasn’t the ULF)
I also assumed maybe it can only phase into Jotaro's body because it's his stand. Idk if I can phase into another person
@@ayanjk1048 ahhh i see. Thanks for the explaination
@@ayanjk1048 not even dio but fucking acdc survived with just his brain so i don't think that crushing kars heart would kill him
If I remember, vampires can die if their brain is crushed. Instead of crushing the heart, go for the head.
The only one that can defeat kars easily is DIO Over Heaven...
Or SPEEDWAGONNN
SpeeeedWaaGOOON
SPEEDWAGON: OVER HEAVEN
...or Golden Experience Requiem
Yeah was gonna add GER but someone beat me to it. GER is just so op
@@tlkfanrwbyfan8716 Cream can eat kars
Tusk act 4 buries kars alive
D4C throws kars into some random parallel dimension and leave him there for good.
The hand can but okuyasu probably dont have the speed nor wit to scrape away kars
Heavens door neutralize kars
Made in heaven yeet kars back in to space
There's probably a good number of stands that can beat kars i just dont remember them
I mean tbh if star platinum can punch at or above the speed of light he can send kars back to space on his own
If avdol gave him an n word pass, jotaro could just say the n word
the nuka cola addict great idea but Avadol is fucking ded
Avdol is Egyptian tho
Kars is Mexican tho
Kars has the dna of a black man so he also can say it
That only works on the Obamas
well, jotaro is a biologyst, maybe he can found a weakness better than another character
He's a marine biologist, so his speciality would be in marine animals.
that's true, but he has the basic knowledge instead
If Kars would happen to turn into a dolphin, the matter would be personal
hahahahahaha
Not really, Kars has every single lifeform in his genes, meaning, even animals that have already gone extinct and biologists know nothing about, also every single microorganisms out there. Which would make him immune to most diseases, and would also give him the ability to quickly heal any other new kind of diseases. It would effectively turn him into the second being capable of nullifying Purple Haze's ability, aside from Giorno
Since Jotaro can basically get a new ability in situations such as star finger sooo....
STAR PLATINUM SEND HIM TO FU"ING SPACE
Kars: I am the ultimate lifeform!!!
Space: *Giorno's theme*
Nice 👍
When some low iq student from a crazy noisy bizarre town has the power to destroy the ultimate being with the swipe of a hand
Oi joske the craziest thing just happened, so there was this really annoying person who was going on a rant about being the ultimate life form and caressing your moms legs so I used 「Za Hando」to erase him from existence.
@@DavidLopez-ju6pi *Grandmom.
Lmao yes
Or just a vampire with not so high iq can easily erase the ultimate lifeform from existence
Isnt that wacky?
Picture of dio:
Star platinum sees fly: *E G Y P T*
Star Platinum after seeing a fucking fly: Egypt
Everyone: 👁👄👁 ok
ejipt
Lol imagine dio was not in Egypt
@@duckie3567 "Holly Joestar has died"
@@jirito7470 you messed up my moms name
From what i could understand from the show is there was a virus from a meteor that could infect people, by the arrow in particular which could give stands. This could mean that Kars could perhaps create this virus and infect himself kinda and get a stand. He already had a string will so his stand would probably be legendary along with him not being able to die from said virus since he is practically invisible.
Kars making jotaro mad: "I am the ultimate being"
Jotaro: "You're going to brazil"
@Nigerundayo, Smokey! you still get the joke tho,
yes
POV:your going to Brazil
@@whateverthisis389 can't go to Brazil while being in Brazil, guess I'll just stand here
Lmao this is all fine and dandy, but we can't ignore the fact that my man Speedwagon could defeat then both faster than you can say SpeeedwaGONnnn, easy.
S-Tier stands for Speedwagon-Tier
Thats how Von Stroheim spelled Speedwagon.
Speedwagon's stand os narrating fate, he decides how the story goes
Araki uses quite a bit of logic throughout the series, even if he makes a few plot holes here and there. Just because there's fantastic things going on and the reasoning is bizarre doesn't mean he doesn't use logic.
Araki is basically a real life version of Rohan
Nicely put
Jake Sangria It would, that's why it took D'Arby moving and putting the glass in direct sunlight to melt the chocolate. It was his plan all along.
@Jake Sangria Yes, he exaggerates what's possible and what's "logical" for dramatic effect and to create more excitement, but he doesn't completely throw out the notion of logic entirely either though. He tries to keep it internally consistent, and no he's not a perfect writer, but I still enjoy what he creates most of the time ;)
The stone mask did work on the pillar men it gave them additional powers like kar's arm blades. But it didnt save them from sun light
Kars was able to survive the sun
I don't think Kars could see his stand because he's not a stand user. so I think he would be really confused.
he would be able to sense it by the air and extreme reactions
Even if he cannot perceive it, he can perceive the consequences of someone using a stand. Besides, he is the mofucking ULF. What makes all of you think he can't develop one?
people rly undersitmate waifu kars :c
joseph is gettin all the praise with his crapu 140 iq
Sunny Van Daele Joseph has 140 IQ?
idk but his pretty smart , they always find something unquie in a fight to use
Kars has an IQ of over 400 he Watches Rick and Morty.
Hunter Brett you copied that you cant fool me
Rick and Morty fans have lower IQ's then literal dirt
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what if jotaro stopped time and then took out his brain kars cannot regenerate if time is stopped and he cannot regenerate if he doesnt think or live
Shut up Fat white male
kars: can make evil copies of any person or thing
Ge:so it’s the same type as golden experience
This could have totally happened sometime between part 3 and 6, Kars could return and Jotaro know he has to be thrown into space because Joseph told him.
All kars need to say is "DOLPHINS ARE MEGA LAME"
*JOTARO SLOWLY SHOWING AT HIS BACK*
TO BE CONTINUED.
If kars turned into dolphin
Bruh jotaro will literally pull star platinum over heaven
*STAR PLATNIUM OVER HEAVEN REQUIEM*
Kars *fucking dead*
Jotero "the only reason you lost was cuz you pissed me off"
Jotaro usually pulls his punches, as such it’s not illogical to assume that he could perform a barrage that could send him to space.
You’re not wrong...
Like he did woth alessi
Ok E since star platinum is the same stand as kar
@Ok E he wouldn't be able to do anything if jotaro stopped time.
@@Zachlandia Kars created armor that stopped lava I'm pretty sure being the ultimate life form he'd conjure up armor that would be able to stop star platinums punches or at least tank them
the way you say jojo makes it sound like you're talking about a fast food restraunt. or a restraunt in general. "hey welcome to jojos' would you like the kira yoshakeage or a cup of the joe-taro kujo. or maybe you would like a car"
I'd like to order a joe-taro kujo
DIO know, how much for a good old cup of Joe-star while listening to Killer Queen?
This give me a Idea if cut of he legs and arms and put her in a bag? This would be cofe cars the best coffe to WYRRRRRR dio aproves
@@cesars1142 I Dio approve.
@@merchantziro4285 dio would say:the best coffe in ZA WARUDO and in stars of platinas
Dio in his mansion: chilling
That one fly: I’m about to end this mans hole career
Somehow, people always tend to forget or ignore Jotaro's intelligence.
400 iq vs pretty intelligent
@IDespise YouAlot lmao
@IDespise YouAlot no its 1k
@IDespise YouAlot Oof my bad jotaro's IQ is uknown i am wrong :(
@IDespise YouAlot He keeps gerting more stando and IQ powah!its over UKNOWN
When Kars used a crab layer to protect him from the volcano Jotaro would know he could do that because Jotaro is a marine biologist
HAPPY BOI please no one like this
Nooo somebody ruined the 69 likes
So that's why he just randomly decided to be a marine biologist
I thought the reason Kars and Santana weren't killed was just in case Araki wanted to bring them back. I mean, if he really wanted Kars dead, he would've had Kars drift off into the Sun.
Yeah I thought the same thing when I first finished part 2.
36 Kars on Mars.
I could just imagine how that Kars would think of that occurred. Especially with the Sun's large mass possibly pulling Kars towards it via gravity,
Kars: I'm freezing into a statue and I am unable to move. I Kars, will eventually find a planet with habitable life and conquer because there has to be some other planet with life in this god forsaken- what's the gigantic orange sphere? Is that the Sun? I always thought it was this tiny yellow ball in the sky? Why is it getting bigger? Why am I floating toward- out of- Oh My God!
Xamagen or if Kars destroyed the sun.
Araki reset the world, so I doubt it. Unless part 2 also happened in the SBR world and Joseph learns spin.
This one's a easy Jotaro he just needs to say,
"So it's the same type of Lifeform as Star-Platinum"
Breh
Kars: I'm going to kill you
Jotaro: no, I'm going to kill y-
Kars: wait, is that a dolphin in your-
Jotaro: omg do you like dolphins too?
Kars: *turns into a dolphin* I love them!
Then, Jotaro starts riding kars and they live alone together in the ocean
Mission failed succesfully
Its hard to not agree with this
"starts riding kars"
balquist yeah like riding a dolphin... like how you see in all the movies
@@balquist8080 Yeah-Jesus Christ
Wait, so your telling me if Kars saw Jotaros stand, he could get his own stand?
Say that again and think about it.
If Kars the NON stand user saw Jotaros stand he could get a stand:
HE CANT SEE HIS STAND BECAUSE HE DOSENT HAVE ONE
underrated comment.
These were just my thoughts. At best, Kars would probably figure he can teleport and use force powers imo.
Any non stand attack, star platinum would be able to block perfectly. But that still doesn't change that jotaro needs to yeet kars into space.
@@j.z.b.r.9354 didnt do that to younger darby and allesi
@@j.z.b.r.9354 I was about to say that
Space: *exists*
Kars: Why do I hear boss music?
Giorno's Theme (can't remember the actual name): *exists*
Every part 5 villain: why do i hear boss music?
@@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240 Piano: (Laughs in Golden Experience)
Everybody like the comment until u remember space is an empty vacuum with *no sound*
Boss music is Khezu's boss music.
I ain’t liking this shit I’m leaving it at 420 likes whoever likes it is a cunt
The hand can defeat ultimate kars....
Sometimes I’m scared by my own knowledge
He’s to slow the hand I mean lol
TH is too slow, + Kars would regenerate every swipe.