What if Kars Returned? (Ultimate Kars Vs. JoJo)

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  • @KalebIA
    @KalebIA  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2312

    "What about Superfly": twitter.com/Kaleb_IA/status/992874877630623744
    "Where's Alessi/Sethan": Put the two against each other and the time that Alessi needs to call out Sethan and use it against
    Kars is a long longer than the time it takes for Kars to blitz him and end it.
    The Grateful Dead: "He will never grow old."

    • @Snorchachewable
      @Snorchachewable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      but what if its daytime when Alessi makes him younger? wouldnt he revert back to normal Kars and if its daytime wouldnt he die? (obviously not planned because Alessi is an idiot but its a possibility)

    • @Snorchachewable
      @Snorchachewable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      but its still unlikely for alessi to win i guess since his shadow has to be able to touch his shadow for him to win but who knows.

    • @1sdani
      @1sdani 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I've been thinking, aren't stands able to become selectively intangible? I remember there being at least a couple times where a stand phases through one object but interacts with another. Primary example being Star Platinum phasing through Jotaro and Joseph but touching their hearts.
      As for Superfly, I'd say that superfly alone is unable to beat him, but with Jotaro's Star Platinum I doubt Kars can pull a trick such as the suggested feather thing.

    • @rotomfan63
      @rotomfan63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Okay. There is a problem with GER here. Namely we don't know how it works fully. So much so that Giorno himself admits it. For example, it could possibly loop Kars into a single action, like hime flapping his wings and leave him in the air forever. Keep in mind i am still reading through part 5 as of writing this so i'm probably wrong.

    • @SirSimp
      @SirSimp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kaleb I.A. What about gold experience requiem?

  • @SlothfulLord
    @SlothfulLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Chef Tonio would win by making him a meal so good that ultimate kars would believe that humanity is worthy of another chance.
    Even though ultimate Kars wouldn't need food the aroma of the food would be so good that he'd just can't help but try it

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Kars: Kill all humans.
      (Tonio passes him some food)
      Kars: ……
      Kill most humans

    • @upish_cat6303
      @upish_cat6303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yes it is only right that the ultimate lifeform would deserve the ultimate cuisine.

    • @craiginatorjones8357
      @craiginatorjones8357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is like Dragonball lol

    • @craiginatorjones8357
      @craiginatorjones8357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is like Dragonball lol

    • @RaynebowCrash
      @RaynebowCrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a wholesome answer. I like this.

  • @heyboost
    @heyboost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    Imagine he lands with a note on his chest saying:
    "On behalf of all Aliens, PLEASE KEEP YOUR DEMONS ON YOUR OWN PLANET."

    • @chriss.249
      @chriss.249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      The saiyans got tired of his ass lol

    • @Subscribe_to_me_now
      @Subscribe_to_me_now 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      WE DON'T WANT TO DIE!

    • @kazekori9593
      @kazekori9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Theres 666 likes

    • @axeldaar9100
      @axeldaar9100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kazekori9593 now 777

    • @autisticduck3071
      @autisticduck3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Nail I saw a bird...it was sexy"

  • @sirraviolithe3rd858
    @sirraviolithe3rd858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Rohan:Heavens Door!
    Rohan:*writing*
    Kars eventually stopped thinking

    • @davematthew3483
      @davematthew3483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Then kars have a seizure

    • @nuts2651
      @nuts2651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But how rohan came up unnoticed to the Kars

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And Kars later began as a TH-camr who reviews games with cheesy jokes inspired by mystery science theaters

  • @White_Tiger789
    @White_Tiger789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1220

    Surprised no one's brought up the fact that the creator of JoJo said if Kars ever returned to Earth and saw a Stand User he'd very easily develop a stand.

    • @Idiot_King-2750
      @Idiot_King-2750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ok

    • @Twak08
      @Twak08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      How would he even know stands exist he cant see them?

    • @averageminecraftenjoyer9419
      @averageminecraftenjoyer9419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Twak08 a user.

    • @Twak08
      @Twak08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 he can see the user but not the stand for all he knows he just randomly feeling getting punched while somebody just stands there

    • @averageminecraftenjoyer9419
      @averageminecraftenjoyer9419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Twak08 yeah but arent stands genetic? and also come from your mind and soul

  • @YaBoyRascal
    @YaBoyRascal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3630

    Imagine next jojo starts off with astronauts bringing back a weird artifact from space and it's Kars
    Edit: I'm back 11 months later thank you for the likes and secons off i thought about it
    WHAT IF WHEN JOSUKE HEALED JOSEPH IT MADE HIS ARM PROSTETHIC SLOWLY COME BACK TK EARTH

    • @passione2937
      @passione2937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Yo, i actually never thought that lmao

    • @kujojotaro2587
      @kujojotaro2587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Yare yare,you're bringing your own misfortune jiji

    • @purplesweaterboi4763
      @purplesweaterboi4763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      *h* *e* *y* *l* *o* *l*

    • @aaandag9688
      @aaandag9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      so DIO's reawakening the electric boogaloo

    • @anthanynguyen8539
      @anthanynguyen8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Part 9 is sounding great

  • @BigAl2-u7e
    @BigAl2-u7e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2342

    **Kars returns to Earth**
    Kars: I'm never going near a volcano ever again.

    • @reverbtheuggo3995
      @reverbtheuggo3995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      LMFAO

    • @joshuagraham5750
      @joshuagraham5750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Charlie Yang imagine if he landed in a volcano

    • @KitsuneShapeShifter
      @KitsuneShapeShifter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@joshuagraham5750 Gets blasted back out

    • @itzedz2203
      @itzedz2203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@KitsuneShapeShifter Team Rocket's blasting off again

    • @xx_77
      @xx_77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Edzeil The Goat N o

  • @pyrolusite2727
    @pyrolusite2727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7350

    kars is just a 12 year old in minecraft with creative mode on

    • @omi8428
      @omi8428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Pyrolusite lmao

    • @cykakyasu8828
      @cykakyasu8828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      *_THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM_*

    • @kawaiipanda6850
      @kawaiipanda6850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Why does this make more sense the more you think about it?

    • @supiriorironmantheillumina689
      @supiriorironmantheillumina689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Says the robloxian

    • @jake-xy8mp
      @jake-xy8mp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      "says the robloxian"
      *has roblox pfp*

  • @TheOneShotWunda
    @TheOneShotWunda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    The pic of Kars from the manga where it points at his smug face and says “IQ: 400” is total meme material

  • @vin6665
    @vin6665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2783

    Kars : JOJO IM BACK-
    *Joestars Standing in front of kars*
    Kars : Jojo?

    • @kleiton__
      @kleiton__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

      All of them at the same time: yes

    • @Empenguin
      @Empenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Spoilers:
      All main universe joestars are dead except Joseph, Josuke and Giorno.

    • @KneedTime
      @KneedTime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Emperor Penguin • 9 years ago what about the new universe Joestars?

    • @Empenguin
      @Empenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@KneedTime , Well, they are not from the main universe, and Johnny is dead.

    • @Azrielfiend
      @Azrielfiend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Spoilers

  • @LuxOverHeaven
    @LuxOverHeaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3537

    if Kars is so good, why isn't there a Kars 2?

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +525

      But there is. There's even a Kars 3.

    • @Lunatic89097
      @Lunatic89097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +554

      There was a spin-off about Planes, but that one crashed and burned (Must've been the work of Joseph Joestar!)

    • @platinumact4821
      @platinumact4821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      leave

    • @LuxOverHeaven
      @LuxOverHeaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Star Copper gladly

    • @cingkrimson_requiem
      @cingkrimson_requiem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      There's a Kars 36

  • @part5jotarokujo512
    @part5jotarokujo512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    jotaro just has to say: *so it's the same type of lifeform* and he will immediately gain all of ultimate kars' abilities

    • @Misquif
      @Misquif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Well star platinum's potential is: A

    • @dio9488
      @dio9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dio9488 To trigger you, DIO!

    • @katori.mp4647
      @katori.mp4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heya younger Jotaro.

    • @jotarokujo_starplatinum5492
      @jotarokujo_starplatinum5492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes.

  • @chips6058
    @chips6058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    The problem is, if Kars returned in any part after BT he'd get his hands on the Arrow very quickly, and he could even develop a stand on his own. And even then, if he has genetic info in him from all lifeforms, you could speculate that after Kars makes contact with a stand user, he could copy their genetic info, which essentially carries dormant stands

    • @nokrepkie
      @nokrepkie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah hed probably be like an evolved WS. Can access any stand he comes into contact with, and probably could even have his own too.

    • @Forestdude9000
      @Forestdude9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think he could just copy stands, but it stands to reason that the guy who made his own species extinct to pursue power would have a very powerful stand. And even if it sucked, the ability to see stands is a massive improvement.

    • @madman7544
      @madman7544 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In part 5 we learned stands come from a kind of virus from outer space. If Kars could replicate that virus and understand it's power he could turn off stands create arrows or reach haven presumably do anything.

    • @flop7898
      @flop7898 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kars with d4c solos anime it would take too long to explain but he would

    • @yesiam7359
      @yesiam7359 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there was a light novel and kars got a stand which was whitesnake and evolved it into a requiem and evolved until he got mih ultimate requiem. idk what it does.

  • @jaybossx3230
    @jaybossx3230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    josuke: hey dad i found a weird rock
    joseph: OH MY GOO-

    • @D4C_Gaming
      @D4C_Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Joseph: “Son, it’s time I teach you the classic Joestar technique.”

    • @mariposquemarkandrewm.9647
      @mariposquemarkandrewm.9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But 2ich rock

    • @mariposquemarkandrewm.9647
      @mariposquemarkandrewm.9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Remember that josuke turned angelo into a rock

    • @hkpaleknight8131
      @hkpaleknight8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@D4C_Gaming NIGERUNDAYO

    • @LS9646
      @LS9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jo A̶n̶g̶e̶l̶o̶ Kars.

  • @mr.bluependant1871
    @mr.bluependant1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2383

    Finally, 2020 is over!
    2021: *sexy meteorite falls from space*

    • @l8tr.kuj078
      @l8tr.kuj078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Burh

    • @mr.bluependant1871
      @mr.bluependant1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@l8tr.kuj078 Lol! Funny seeing you here!

    • @l8tr.kuj078
      @l8tr.kuj078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mr.bluependant1871 I could say the same for you

    • @mr.bluependant1871
      @mr.bluependant1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@l8tr.kuj078 Fair enough...this kind of thing like never happens though, heheh.

    • @l8tr.kuj078
      @l8tr.kuj078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mr.bluependant1871 well today is your lucky day

  • @darkshiloh
    @darkshiloh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    Lets hope Kars doesn't land in italy,For his sake.

    • @mori7602
      @mori7602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      I T'S R E W I N D T I M E

    • @ILSCDF
      @ILSCDF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@mori7602
      YaAaAaA

    • @bigmanc3217
      @bigmanc3217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      12 page muda

    • @mrqoutherise4478
      @mrqoutherise4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Giorno: GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIM!!!
      Ultimate Kars: OH SHIT!!! 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

    • @VeryAngryCriminal
      @VeryAngryCriminal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Mr Qou [The Rise] I mean what would gold experience requiem do if ultimate life form Kars can’t die

  • @tdoyr
    @tdoyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Rohan writes: “strategical genius” in okuyasu ez win

  • @saltysnowboi
    @saltysnowboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2772

    Kars: *falls back to earth*
    Kars: “Finally! Now I ca-“
    GER: *n o.*

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      G.E.R gets wrecked by kars. Kars is immoral and can do anything. Like fugo, Akari needed to write him out.

    • @saltysnowboi
      @saltysnowboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Anthony Decesare wow! It’s almost like... *this was a joke!*

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@saltysnowboi I'm sorry, sarcasm/ jokes aren't very well understood through text unLeSS yOu tExT liKE tHiS

    • @makazuma
      @makazuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Anthony Decesare TexT LikE tHiS my ass. You don’t need that to understand that it’s a joke.

    • @dbzmatty4739
      @dbzmatty4739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Anthony Decesare Kars isn’t touching GER though.

  • @Fojabass
    @Fojabass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Here's a comprehensive list of who can beat Kars along with who has a *chance* to beat Kars.
    P3: *Vanilla Ice* : Has a Chance
    P4: *Cheap Trick* : Has a Chance
    P4: *The Hand* : Can beat Kars (But not with Okuyasu as its user)
    P4: *Heaven's Door* : Can beat Kars
    P4: *Sheer Heart Attack* : Can beat Kars
    P5: *Chariot Requiem* : Can beat Kars
    P5: *Golden Experience Requiem* : Can annihalate Kars
    P6: *Made in Heaven* : Can beat Kars
    P7: *Tusk Act 4* : Can beat Kars
    P7: *Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap* : Can beat Kars
    P1: *Speedwagon* : Such an unfair matchup that he wasn't even included in the video as Kars would stand no chance
    Another one I'd like to maybe add is Part 8's *Soft & Wet* , with the ability to steal aspects from others and store them in a bubble, such as sight or hearing.
    I believe it might be possible to steal Kars' Immortality, so I would probably mark it down as a *Has a Chance* .

    • @greed864
      @greed864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      During the final boss fight between dio and jotaro, we saw dios amount of time within stopped time increasing, so lets say its been 100 years since the incident with the crusaders and dio won BUT didnt go full dio over heaven, if his vampire body finally evolved and became one with Jonathan as well as his stopped time evolving in to hours, or maybe even however dio wants it to last, couldnt he just stop time and launch kars back in to space? Or stop time and literally obliterate every single cell within kars' body?

    • @aojroxos4990
      @aojroxos4990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Also, wouldn't Justice (p3) have a chance against kars? Let's say that he gets wounded for *reasons*, the stand would have a opening to do something, let's say, use kars OP hamon against himself.

    • @ldodidj8845
      @ldodidj8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I dont think cheap trick wpuld beat him. Kars could just turn his back into a shark or something.

    • @ldodidj8845
      @ldodidj8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@aojroxos4990 kars can control any part of his body and can just regenerate his wounds.

    • @aojroxos4990
      @aojroxos4990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ldodidj8845 you have a point, but still think that Justice is an option. kars took some minutes,at the best, to figure how to deal with the lava, and since he cant se stands, perharps that could work as opening in his guard.

  • @haydenthomas813
    @haydenthomas813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    I think we're forgetting the most OP character,
    TURTLE POLNAREFF.

    • @Nnexialist
      @Nnexialist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You mean speed wagon?

    • @haydenthomas813
      @haydenthomas813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Nnexialist Speedwagon isn't a character, he's a god.

    • @dragonart1861
      @dragonart1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      totally not affiliated with big kev speedwagon?

    • @haydenthomas813
      @haydenthomas813 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragonart1861 speedwagon?

    • @haydenthomas813
      @haydenthomas813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @poi nooby the wheelchair is only stronger when polnareff is in his cripple form, once he is in turtle form the wheelchair has to find a new host.

  • @tggamez6859
    @tggamez6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    What if Rohan just used Heaven’s Door on Kars and wrote “dead” on him?

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Or "No longer the Ultimate Lifeform"

    • @numbermumber7382
      @numbermumber7382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Or "fly in space"

    • @sneakyratsniper
      @sneakyratsniper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      i swear heavens door is as op as The World Over Heaven

    • @no-qy3pq
      @no-qy3pq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      heaven's door is a stronger version of weather report

    • @azzamramadhanusmira6226
      @azzamramadhanusmira6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@no-qy3pq use cream and erase him

  • @gladiatormatt1078
    @gladiatormatt1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    Couldn’t Crazy diamond bring Kars back? I mean, if he uses his restoration ability on Joseph’s arm, it would bring his hand back, and because Joseph’s hand is stuck on Kars’ neck, it would bring Kars back too.🤔

    • @rayedjamal
      @rayedjamal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Oh fuck thats a real chance

    • @AudiZYX
      @AudiZYX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Oh shit

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Joseph's arm visibly falls off Kars.

    • @Nomorechannel-t6e
      @Nomorechannel-t6e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Gladiatormatt 10 he did heal Joseph once

    • @Budder1252
      @Budder1252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Oh shit oh fuck

  • @tejaamathi3039
    @tejaamathi3039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    Joesph in battle tendency: "I have defeated an ultimate being through my wits and luck!"
    Joesph in stardust crusaders: " The technique I used to defeat one of the strongest people on the earth is useless and now I'm also useless..."

    • @eduardodinizo401
      @eduardodinizo401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I hate this so much in part 3

    • @skypicha62
      @skypicha62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!

    • @susiolu
      @susiolu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      his hamon was a unborn compared to battle tendency

    • @shreckcarson5626
      @shreckcarson5626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But still is funny as hell

    • @user-nf2es5xv5w
      @user-nf2es5xv5w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Useless, Useless, Useless!!!

  • @MrBrunogiachetti
    @MrBrunogiachetti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Summary of this type of discussion:
    "Who could beat..."
    "GER."
    "But..."
    "G. E. R."

    • @bigtoadtim3331
      @bigtoadtim3331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The first thought that came to mind

    • @dustin3294
      @dustin3294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Virtually Dead if you’re talking about Godly Eradicating Requiem, them yes

    • @sethfeldmann3204
      @sethfeldmann3204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Voltulasp Voltulaentertaiment ET IZ ZA GRATEST IN ZA VORLD!

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sethfeldmann3204 I'M NOT MERELY HUMAN! I'M MOOOOOORE!

    • @Womanizer-terrorizer
      @Womanizer-terrorizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t you mean ZA WALUDO under hell?

  • @catching.rainbows
    @catching.rainbows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I like to imagine Alessi tries to fight Kars and Kars just stands there in the shadow waiting for something to happen

    • @Redhollow
      @Redhollow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The thing is tho, Alessi probably have the best chance. He would just need to rewind Kars back to maybe 60 years and boom suddenly Kars is weak to sunlight again.
      That said there's very little reason Kars wouldn't kill him ASAP even with that, restoring back to his ultimate form.

  • @kimashitawa8113
    @kimashitawa8113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    Jotaro would beat him because they have the same stand

    • @alexmineru
      @alexmineru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Xd

    • @saki453
      @saki453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Seed of a G I A N T took me a while to realize the joke

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Lol they do look similar eh

    • @kimashitawa8113
      @kimashitawa8113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Diet Sexual_Chocolate Yeah, or eh... what is the name of that knight with the hair powers from part 1? He kind of looks like SP to

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Seed of a G I A N T yeah that's true too, holy sh- did he just reuse the base?

  • @hawtdanger5256
    @hawtdanger5256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    Kars: "NOW THAT I HAVE RUTERNED I CAN-"
    Okuyasu: "Oy Josuke, who is this guy?"
    Josuke: "I dunno, he looks dangerous. You can erase him if you want."
    Kars:" WAIT WT-" *gets erased*
    Kars in the void: "Hey, who are you?"
    Avdol: ....

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Lmao unless he gets one-shot, he'd regen.

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      If he even can be erased that is.

    • @mochaanimations6166
      @mochaanimations6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@aprofessionalgamer5355 If za hando erases all of kars,kara will be died

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@mochaanimations6166 actually it's just the brain that needs to be erased that's the weakness of all pillarmen

    • @santiagogaldinoginenes5008
      @santiagogaldinoginenes5008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well.....(ulf prob can change that weakness pretty sure)

  • @igoldenfreeza6687
    @igoldenfreeza6687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Kars: *returns in part 3*
    Kars: "I am the ultimate life form!!"
    Jotaro: "So I'm the same type of lifeform as Kars huh..."

    • @imrandomdud
      @imrandomdud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Jotaro: So it's the same type of lifeform as Jotaro Kujo right?

    • @user-nf2es5xv5w
      @user-nf2es5xv5w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well yes, he technically has some ultimate life form blood.

    • @hccybercraft5076
      @hccybercraft5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-nf2es5xv5w How ?

    • @Frtsrnic
      @Frtsrnic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@hccybercraft5076 esidisi had some of his blood in Suzi Q’s body then holy then jotaro

    • @hccybercraft5076
      @hccybercraft5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Frtsrnic Thx for the answer

  • @Scarshadow666
    @Scarshadow666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My headcanon is a sexy Kars meteorite floating by some alien ships where one of the aliens says, "Hey, that reminds me of a meteor we sent away millions of years ago! We should send someone like that Mikitaka guy to check it out!"

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 6 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    *rushes to pick up phone*
    *dials number frantically*
    GIORNO! GIORNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @chillici3717
    @chillici3717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Kars: Yes, I finally got back to Earth, time to get revenge on Joseph Joestar.
    Pucci: Resets the universe.
    Kars: ...

    • @dianelanedasco7110
      @dianelanedasco7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mango Juice f*ck u pucci

    • @thebruh7687
      @thebruh7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t think Kars will be affected…

    • @Ok-kk8ei
      @Ok-kk8ei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Anne Curran He will be. Sure, Kars is immortal but MiH doesn’t kill people, it resets all of their traits and rebirths them.

    • @Ok-kk8ei
      @Ok-kk8ei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@requiempose7171 Was this confirmed by Araki or something? Because the universe reset affects every living human being. I'm sure all of these characters weren't dead.
      Also, I think it's possible that GER may have been powerless before MiH's time acceleration and universe reset. Seeing how the time acceleration didn't suddenly stop in the world.

    • @themanwhocantbemovedbyatru1988
      @themanwhocantbemovedbyatru1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ok-kk8ei yeah he is because MiH didn't posed any threat to giornno.

  • @glipglop1412
    @glipglop1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

    Kars: *Meets Josuke*
    Kars: Not even my hair is that ancient
    Josuke: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?!?!?
    *Aztec birdman found dead in small Japanese town with brain deformed*

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      lmao

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Kars beats the sh*t out of crazy diamond

    • @prophecycat8614
      @prophecycat8614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@AjarTadpole7202 its a joke lol..

    • @grogthefrog4424
      @grogthefrog4424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This actually make me curious if crazy diamond could beat kars

    • @glipglop1412
      @glipglop1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@grogthefrog4424
      Depends on whether or not Josuke can hit him in the head and deform his brain

  • @DCT-tt8ib
    @DCT-tt8ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    If Kars has a soul, couldn’t either of the D’Arby brothers win in a scenario where they somehow trick him into a game?

    • @Twak08
      @Twak08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Kars has am iq of 400 D'Arby's cant beat him

    • @Kazini_
      @Kazini_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@Twak08 Truth is, the game was rigged from the start. _heh_

    • @tfg_sinser9685
      @tfg_sinser9685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Kazini_ figures it out easly and proves it

    • @noobdestroyer4758
      @noobdestroyer4758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Twak08 then ig Joseph’s iq is 500

    • @robloxplayer2585
      @robloxplayer2585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@noobdestroyer4758 no lol joseph way to kill kars was PURE luck the volcano was luck the arm was luck it was all luck

  • @chilakonka8872
    @chilakonka8872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Kars: *come back*
    The jojos: *calling for okuyasu*

    • @170skeith
      @170skeith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      fish just fish his stand could win but not with him as the user.

    • @jaedenshr9339
      @jaedenshr9339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kars can regen his body stupid

    • @jaedenshr9339
      @jaedenshr9339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oculism5158 He can dum dum dont you hear what speedwagon said

    • @Weird_guy47
      @Weird_guy47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jaedenshr9339 za hando or vanilla ice can delete cars existencial but the user cant

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@oculism5158 He could still grow it back. It's not like Crazy Diamond where it puts old pieces back together, Ultimate Kars grows completely new cells

  • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
    @phoenixgamer10gaming18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    DIO vs Kars
    Kars: You’re weak.
    DIO: Meet my son.
    Kars: Wait no

    • @RazeDei
      @RazeDei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      DIO: This Aztec fitness god is being annoying! Show him how much of a hinjaku hinjaku he is!

    • @Lucifer-qt1yp
      @Lucifer-qt1yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Siver Blaze Giorno: Alright then, **summons ger and uses Return to Zero to make kars return back to normal and Muda Muda him into a infinite death loop**

    • @realsyncz
      @realsyncz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nobody must like this comment its at the perfect number

    • @zxiolu5325
      @zxiolu5325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hyun too bad

    • @crystal_shine-w6f
      @crystal_shine-w6f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@realsyncz just like the perfect lifeform lol

  • @Zero-ek2wr
    @Zero-ek2wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Just lure him to the haunted alleyway in Morioh then make him look at his back

    • @celestethurman2900
      @celestethurman2900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought the same damn thing!

    • @Merc_shaker
      @Merc_shaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ultimate dead mans questions

    • @eepyVolkan
      @eepyVolkan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Rares Trandafir it'll send him to hell you think thats nothing?

    • @eepyVolkan
      @eepyVolkan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What

    • @mrnubbones8626
      @mrnubbones8626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly if someone did try that Kars wouldn’t die he would just be stuck in an infinite loop of being sucked in

  • @cjvetter5101
    @cjvetter5101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The best option for DIO would probably be to use The World and Vanilla Ice in conjunction; have Vanilla Ice turn into his void, and the freeze time. Then shove Kars into it in frozen time. It's about the best shot DIO has.

  • @nucleardragon1654
    @nucleardragon1654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Wait couldn’t Kars change his body temperature? Making Sheer Heart Attack useless?

    • @dolan3623
      @dolan3623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Well in a way he could create chemicals in his body that causes him to cool down, or use hamon to burn a spot in the ground which will distract sheer heart attack and let cars pursue Kira.

    • @spankkakingu2755
      @spankkakingu2755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @thequestion174
      @thequestion174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He can, but wouldn't know its ability.

    • @KumiveneenKapteeni
      @KumiveneenKapteeni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The real question is, whether he could figuee that out, considering that kars doesent know anything about stands

    • @Mr.Crawlyo
      @Mr.Crawlyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @cocopuffs8646
    @cocopuffs8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Imagine kars just chillin in space and his reaction when time speeds and everything turns red

  • @DrWub
    @DrWub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    The fabulous levels would increase by 1000%.

    • @cad9751
      @cad9751 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      mt friend from joecapo@youtube.com

  • @joseph-fernando-piano
    @joseph-fernando-piano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    So, I realized that Joseph's hand is still attached to Kars, meaning if Josuke punched Joseph with Crazy Diamond to "restore" him, his hand should return to him, pulling Kars back to earth with him...

    • @truthboom
      @truthboom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's great plot idea for the final boss with every stands ability. Have to use science to defeat it

    • @viralcircuitry8003
      @viralcircuitry8003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Furthermore Santana is still alive just in hibernation under uv lights, if the lights malfunction he comes back to life and moves to morioh pretends to be a normal citizen and while Joseph is there mentions how awful Joseph not having a hand is and josuke repairs it kars flies back to earth and we all die

    • @forfarme
      @forfarme 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@viralcircuitry8003 Santana probably needs a bit of blood to be reborn I mean that dude is probably dried as fuck man lmao

    • @kbk489
      @kbk489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes i was thinking of that in my sleep so i searched it up

    • @tsaralexis9459
      @tsaralexis9459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh do people not know Joseph’s hand would be considered separate

  • @meevib
    @meevib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    *kars lands in stardust crusaders*
    Jotaro: Oh so it's the same type of stand then
    Kars: •_•

    • @JackaboiTV
      @JackaboiTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      👁👄👁

    • @jerungbiru55
      @jerungbiru55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jotaro: the ultimate lifeform

    • @dodoarks3186
      @dodoarks3186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically that ability is actually just kars ability but it actually works

    • @someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744
      @someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Joseph when kars lands: *NIGERUNDAYO*

    • @declancheong8836
      @declancheong8836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean star platinum has A in potential in part 3 so maybe he could adapt to it and learn new ability,not ultimate life form tho but it’s op enough

  • @playerdude2
    @playerdude2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    What would really happen:
    Kars: Jojo.... At long last I can finally pay you back for the humiliation you gave me.
    Old Joseph: Okay... I guess you got me this time Kars, but I have one last thing to say before you kill me.
    Kars: Fine, Whatever you do will be futile anyway.
    Joseph: Next you're going to say, "It's not as if you can send me to space again right?"
    Kars:" It's not as if you're going to send me to space again right? NANI?!!
    Joseph." TAKE THIS: HERMIT PURPLE ACT 2!!! VOLCANO SUMMON!!
    Kars: NAANNIII!!!! JOJO!!
    Joseph: And then you'll say, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN?!!
    Kars:WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN?!!
    Joseph:Thats cause I'm Joseph fucking Joestar!! "heh I actually got accidentally stabbed by this stand arrow, but I wanna piss him off again"
    *Kars status: Ultimate Retirement

    • @supernovavortex3069
      @supernovavortex3069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Perfection

    • @mollof7893
      @mollof7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny comment. Thanks :)

    • @peynnep6483
      @peynnep6483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is too real!
      the actual thing that would happen

    • @d3rp5qu1d9
      @d3rp5qu1d9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      retirement requiem

    • @Vertela
      @Vertela 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Acrully araki said that joseph was born a stand user cause he said if the cast from sdc went back in time in BT they would see hermit purple wraped around joseph

  • @yeetmeister3055
    @yeetmeister3055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    You missed ONE STAND, that COULD DESTROY KARS EASILY IT'S...
    *ZA AMBULANCE*

  • @OnajTamo
    @OnajTamo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Rohan: Hevens door: Kars becomes my friend and can not hurt me.

  • @linkified0471
    @linkified0471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Dude imagine that Kars interrupts the Pucci fight, that would be amazing

  • @idoknowwhatanameis6599
    @idoknowwhatanameis6599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    How to kill ultimate Kars:
    Trap him in superfly

    • @MemerCat0
      @MemerCat0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      holy crap why didnt i think of that

    • @keithftw1175
      @keithftw1175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Kars could probably make a human and make it walk in and out of super fly

    • @hawke1032
      @hawke1032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@keithftw1175 i mean i love kars. But its still part of kars so no.

    • @zh7334
      @zh7334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He could just destroy it because the reflected damage wouldn't hurt him

    • @senzudestroyer2784
      @senzudestroyer2784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Umm you shouldn’t have that profile pic...

  • @tenacious_takakumi2680
    @tenacious_takakumi2680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Well I mean there is this another man, who can easily defeat Kars and his name is...
    YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL!! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!

    • @hypnoskales7069
      @hypnoskales7069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The Thunder Cross Split Attack is the ultimate technique, a perfect mixture of offense and defense and therefore could defeat Kars

    • @dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674
      @dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@hypnoskales7069 but what if kars use thunder cross split attack

    • @araneayea4018
      @araneayea4018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674 then only Speedwagon can stop him

    • @dodoarks3186
      @dodoarks3186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@araneayea4018 what if kars can do speedwagon

    • @araneayea4018
      @araneayea4018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dodoarks3186 no pls no 😰

  • @silvines
    @silvines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Kars is immortal, undefeatable!"
    well we can trust speedwagon's information so Kars is basically never gonna die.

    • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
      @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So long as he doesn't shit talk Josuke's hair

    • @braedenmclean5304
      @braedenmclean5304 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kars was 100%beat by normal ass lava.

    • @silvines
      @silvines 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@braedenmclean5304 we will ignore that.

    • @bigdinobuilder5845
      @bigdinobuilder5845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@braedenmclean5304 Didn't he think of a solution to that problem and escape the lava after being in it for like 15 seconds?

    • @braedenmclean5304
      @braedenmclean5304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bigdinobuilder5845 yes that is true. But if he is “in killable immortal and unstoppable” why did the lava pose any kind of threat to him in the first place?

  • @quaver2565
    @quaver2565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Ultimate Kars: I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFO-
    *piano music plays
    Ultimate Kars: what is that music I hear
    GER: this is Requiem.

    • @lowrhyan567
      @lowrhyan567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The World Ultimate can kill GER :v

    • @Swerzuh
      @Swerzuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Akata wa shinjitsu ni tõtatsuru kota wa kesshite nai

    • @superclovergamer4683
      @superclovergamer4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is not the George joestar novel

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Zion Lewis Guys...Kars is immortal. Like completely Immortal. He can't die. He can't be hurt. He has DNA of every lifeform. He can do everything.

    • @elone4567
      @elone4567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .@@aprofessionalgamer5355 .......i dont think u know how living things work

  • @alpha-pathetic4168
    @alpha-pathetic4168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    "What if Kars returned?"
    When he does, it'll be Shizuka's part.

    • @PierogiPerson
      @PierogiPerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You know, that would be really good. Shizuka, the adoptive Joestar, fights former enemy of Joseph. It would't be possible to beat him with her stand tho, unless she developed some new ability (hamon? maybe light/hamon stand abilities?). We won't get it either way, because Araki forgot about Shizuka.

    • @DeadManTalking.
      @DeadManTalking. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe she'll meet someone from the Hamon Clan. I mean not all of them could be gone right?

    • @padillakruzaldomagnoa.5298
      @padillakruzaldomagnoa.5298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Non-existent?

    • @porkramen6475
      @porkramen6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DeadMan Talking they could bring lisa lisa back :)))

    • @gastmainia
      @gastmainia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate to be this person but I'm the 69th like

  • @mr.outlaw231
    @mr.outlaw231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Actually, you really forgot a very powerful circumstantial Part 3 Stand User: D'Arby the Gambler. Yes, I'm serious.
    Think about it: All D'Arby needs to do is to convince Kars to play a rigged game with him. If D'Arby uses Kar's pride in being the "Ultimate Lifeform" to trick him into playing, he could steal Kar's soul. Now the body will have to be disposed of so Kars doesn't come back but hey... details.

    • @gyrossteelballs9877
      @gyrossteelballs9877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Kars would absolutely destroy D'Arby in gambling

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@gyrossteelballs9877
      Polnareff thought so as well when he placed a bet on the cat during their first encounter. Kars maybe be smart, but intelligence and trickery are not the same.

    • @gyrossteelballs9877
      @gyrossteelballs9877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mr.outlaw231 yes but he has the intelligence and ability to catch D'Arby when he cheats

    • @gyrossteelballs9877
      @gyrossteelballs9877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@mr.outlaw231 and polnareff isnt exactly the smartest guy himself

    • @jakoblent4694
      @jakoblent4694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@mr.outlaw231 that's true but don't forget he could just make a cat clone and cheat himself

  • @kingofthefleetians
    @kingofthefleetians 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Kars: *Is sun bathing*"
    Rohan: "「Heaven's Door」and then ultimate kars, became not so ultimate kars"

    • @3HeadedGOAT311
      @3HeadedGOAT311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heaven's door is broken. "And now, you will die."

    • @kingofthefleetians
      @kingofthefleetians 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@3HeadedGOAT311 I prefer the idea of changing the K to a C so that he just screams as he morphs into a Honda civic

    • @user-re8tc1dg3b
      @user-re8tc1dg3b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kingofthefleetians multiple of them in fact

    • @imjustspeakingfactsbro4189
      @imjustspeakingfactsbro4189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kars: *hears Rohan coming from 2km away*
      *throws a knife at mach 2*
      Rohan: *Turns into red mist*

  • @xenox918kz
    @xenox918kz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Elon Musk is putting Kars in space.

  • @assassinext
    @assassinext 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Kars comes back and poses on a stone .
    Kira : Killer Queen has already touched that stone.
    Kars: confused screaming.

    • @kingclampz6081
      @kingclampz6081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Assassinext lol kars would absolutely Rape kira until there’s nothing left with literally a flick of the wrist lol

    • @nero-lionelzero3281
      @nero-lionelzero3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lmao Ultimate Kars is literally invincible. If you're thinking exploding his inside, but if that explosion power is not enough well you're absolutely fucked by Ultimate Kars + He might have regeneration so the only stands that i can think off to fight Kars is
      Za Hando
      GER
      Johnny
      The Mirror Man = might use the mirror to trap
      Vanilla Ice

    • @kingclampz6081
      @kingclampz6081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RSF BrutalGaming exactly thank you all these kira fanboys are beyond dumb and clearly have not watched part 2 🤦‍♂️

    • @venomcuregaming6734
      @venomcuregaming6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kingclampz6081 uhm sorry but if I understand killer queen correctly his first bomb atomizes someone completely as there is nothing left when he kills someone as Kars can't see killer queen he'll probably be killed 9 times out of ten

    • @kingclampz6081
      @kingclampz6081 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      venomcuregaming wrong you cannot kill the ultimate life form when unlike vampires and even piller men it’s completely immortal do you know the definition of immortality?

  • @ullalaisi2567
    @ullalaisi2567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    I came up with something to beat kars.
    NIGERUNDAYOOOO

    • @homieman9480
      @homieman9480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      SMOKEY

    • @arthurrebello919
      @arthurrebello919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The worst part is that it really defeated him.

    • @gameshark528
      @gameshark528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just set off a nuke next to him without him knowing it's one :D

    • @ldodidj8845
      @ldodidj8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gameshark528 cant he just regenerate

    • @gameshark528
      @gameshark528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ldodidj8845, cant regenerate if there is nothing left to regenerate.
      Think Cell in Dragon Ball Z

  • @fruitpunchsamurai7482
    @fruitpunchsamurai7482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    if he had a stand he would be unstoppable.
    The mask made Dio develop a strong stand because of the power he had from the mask and because of Jonathan's body.
    But Kars is the creator of the mask and he became the Ultimate Lifeform so If he had a stand it would definitely be a stand that could absorb other stands.
    no one would be able to go against Kars physically. or against his stand.
    if he could gain the ultimate life form.
    then I'm pretty sure he could gain a Heavenly stand. you can't say I'm wrong

    • @nokrepkie
      @nokrepkie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RecRoomer2000 Good point. Also to add on, his body did actually naturally develop a stand, but it had similar power to hermit purple.

    • @randomchannel1519
      @randomchannel1519 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Steel Ball Run Spoilers)
      Didn't the alternate timeline, non-vampiric, Dio develop The World? It seems like that stand might be more based on his soul, and not his body. Though The World does seem to get somewhat of a power boost from his vampirism.
      I do think Kars would probably develop a strong stand though, but who knows lol

    • @pekkamanager
      @pekkamanager ปีที่แล้ว

      In Jorge joestar, Kars‘ main stand is called “made in heaven ultimate requiem”

    • @michaelbrookes4619
      @michaelbrookes4619 ปีที่แล้ว

      what if he got a stand that could pose like kars

  • @tordamate3091
    @tordamate3091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Sticky fingers coud win cus he can zip his pp off and that hurt

    • @wsphh2692
      @wsphh2692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Torda Máté LMAO

    • @mxrage909
      @mxrage909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      kars:*goes to open fly*
      oh fuck

    • @mollof7893
      @mollof7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That would be such a dick (re)move

    • @Anonymus_M8
      @Anonymus_M8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jotaro vs Kars. Who would won?

    • @Anonymus_M8
      @Anonymus_M8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Torda Máté magyar vagy? 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

  • @ZelRaat
    @ZelRaat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Aren't 2:03 and 2:19 litteraly the same sentence?

    • @Confish04
      @Confish04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ZelRaat they are

    • @Shiratto
      @Shiratto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      「Bites the Dust」Has gone into effect!

    • @__mik__1992
      @__mik__1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      When you're trying to get the minimum required word count on an essay

    • @ZER0O9
      @ZER0O9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I thought I accidentally hit rewind on my screen at first lol.

    • @KalebIA
      @KalebIA  6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Easy answer: BTD
      Real answer: Rendering issue

  • @viralvegetable2411
    @viralvegetable2411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2051

    Josuke: Hey dad why don't I try to fix your hand?
    Joseph: NONONONO WAIT
    *crazy diamond noises*
    *meteor falling in the distance*

  • @hallo3488
    @hallo3488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    josuke: hey koichi, why did angelo change from deformed to a long haired, shirtless, meteor dude?
    kars's rock: starts to crack
    josuke and koichi: *hehe, im in danger*

    • @jamesneo-lk8zx
      @jamesneo-lk8zx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joseph noticing kars in the distance: KIRA, I KNOW WE ARE ENEMIES BUT WE NEED A SHEAR HEART ATTACK

  • @Slayerthecrow
    @Slayerthecrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Back when I was reading Part 6 I thought that the reason why Dio sent Pucci to Cape Canaveral was because somehow he knew about Kars, so let's say that the NASA found a meteorite long time ago and they store them in the John F. Kennedy Space Center as an attraction for tourists, as we seen Kars was literally brain dead by the end of part 2, maybe accumulating debris of rock while floating in the space until he somehow crash in the earth. So Dio's plan was to send Pucci to use the green baby to fuse it with Kars, allowing Dio's mind to take control of the body and thus gaining a new body and a new stand.
    And Yes, I know that it sounds stupid

    • @squatcurldeadlift7346
      @squatcurldeadlift7346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's not that stupid. Maybe I'm saying this because I'm reading Jorge Joestar and in comparison your comment is pretty tame.

    • @AzureWoes
      @AzureWoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Golden Pasta Boi oh god fucking Jorge Joestar ! Who the fuck thought that there being 36 Kars with some of them even stealing stands was a good thing !

    • @poopbuttmcgee
      @poopbuttmcgee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I read part 4 I thought the alien dude was a Kars that went crazy from being in space for so long.

    • @OnyxXThePunch
      @OnyxXThePunch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not stupid actually makes sense I mean he did it before to the og jojo basically

  • @keichel3175
    @keichel3175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    1:56
    "Kars wants to do what he can with the world, but he won't be settled until he knows that Joseph is done for. So, what he does in that time is run through a countless number of towns looking for any information circulating around the Speedwagon Foundation because that would connect back to Joseph." x2
    Did nobody notice this loop?

  • @nosorab3
    @nosorab3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I think all of the Stardust Crusaders working in unison would be able to defeat Ultimate Kars, but *only* if they work as a team
    Iggy: The Fool is an effectively invulnerable stand since attacking it does not harm Iggy, but its attack level is kind of low, so it's unlikely it would be able to effectively harm Ultimate Kars. Iggy would probably be best used as 1: first SDC to get close to Kars since he's, you know, a _dog_ and Kars probably wouldn't notice him, allowing him to exploit the element of surprise, and then 2: as a status effect: The Fool could effectively gum up Kars' movements and keep him at least somewhat static long enough for the others to pile on. Also, as a superpowered terrier, I can't think of anything better to counter Kars' 'super-murder-animal' polyp technique.
    Kakyoin: Hierophant Green's barrier would be able to keep Kars grounded once The Fool has restrained him, damaging/destroying his wings when he frees himself and attempts to escape. Because of the speed of Emerald Splash, it's unlikely that Kars, even with his heightened senses, would be able to deflect it as effectively as DIO, since it's invisible to him and likely supersonic, negating his air-pressure sense.
    Polnareff: Silver Chariot can probably deal the most tactically-significant damage to Kars in the least amount of time, slicing and stabbing too fast for even the Ultimate lifeform to effectively counter. Repeatedly slashing at ligaments and major support structures will likely keep Kars down long enough for the other major players to come into effect.
    Jotaro: ORAORAORA 'nuff said. Jotaro will basically back up Polnareff's slashy-stabby with his screaming machine-gun meat-tenderizer, effectively turning Kars into extremely flamboyant mush while the finishing blow is prepared.
    Avdol: Yes, really. Avdol is the star player in this because Magician's Red is basically perfect for permanently neutralizing the now semi-liquefied Kars. Do you have any idea how hot something has to be to vaporize bullets mid-flight?
    *_VERY_*
    Once Iggy, Jotaro, and Polnareff hold Kars down and smash'n'slash him into a pulp, Avdol comes in and turns the Ultimate Paste into Ultimate Ash
    Joseph: He'd have thought the whole thing up, even down to having one last exchange with Kars(' mulched-up remains)
    "Was this all part of your plan, Jojo?!"
    "Yes! Actually, this time!"

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stardust is Not Ash

    • @lolomgwtfkaya6066
      @lolomgwtfkaya6066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AnonGuy Ultimate life form can literally fly and also has enough Hamon power to equal the sun, his body is also durable enough to survive the universe reset according to Araki and has an iq of 400

    • @MeedyMedia
      @MeedyMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lolomgwtfkaya6066 stands like silver chariot and star platinum move faster than light for example the stand hanged man which moves as a beam of light silver chariot shrinks and pulls its sword back to slash at point black with a literal photon

    • @lolomgwtfkaya6066
      @lolomgwtfkaya6066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meedy Media silver chariot is slower then SPP and SPP was said to be exact light speed

    • @MeedyMedia
      @MeedyMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lolomgwtfkaya6066 hanged man can become light which moves at light speed. Silver chariot shrinks. He then has to draw his sword back and swing it forward in time. At point blank. This was with his armour on.

  • @andyyang2360
    @andyyang2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Well Kars could defeat Cream. Like you said Kars can sense air movement which means when cream moves in the air Kars would be able to sense him even if it wasn’t that good. He would notice something strange happening in the air which means he would probably avoid it.

    • @jonathanschmitt5762
      @jonathanschmitt5762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you think Kars can dodge a bullet (Cream might be even faster) even if he gets surprised by it?

    • @devilmaycrysarockingdontcome
      @devilmaycrysarockingdontcome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jonathanschmitt5762 yes

    • @EnigmaEnginseer
      @EnigmaEnginseer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathanschmitt5762 Polnareff could do it, I don’t see why Kars can’t

    • @jonathanschmitt5762
      @jonathanschmitt5762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EnigmaEnginseer Polnareff couldn't have done it without Avdol alerting him to his presence, who died doing so. Polnareff won because he had a chance to fight, wich Kars won't have.

    • @plaguedoctor5145
      @plaguedoctor5145 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jonathanschmitt5762 considering kars is perfect though, he would have perfect instinct and would then be able to tell

  • @mdruffel
    @mdruffel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    *Girono starts playing his piano*
    Kars: why do i hear boss music
    Kars:why do i hear boss music
    Kars: why do i hear boss music
    Kars: why do i hear boss music
    Kars: why do i hear bos music
    Kars: why do i hear boss music
    Kars: why do i hear boss music
    Kars: why do i hear boss music
    Kars: why do i hear boss music
    Kars: why do i hear boss music
    thanks for the likes I am really thankful

    • @mollof7893
      @mollof7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Muda

    • @MeedyMedia
      @MeedyMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *kars has died*
      *kars has died*
      *kars has died*
      *kars has died*

    • @hawke1032
      @hawke1032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MeedyMedia kars cant die

    • @zur0ra418
      @zur0ra418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@hawke1032 The hand, Cream, Golden experience requiem, Hermit purple, Silver chariot requiem, The world requiem.. I think you get the idea, Also as to quote the requiem explanation, Hermit purple WOULD be able to destroy kars if that was what joseph wanted desperately to do and had the requiem arrow, it gives you the ability to do what you cant on your own.

    • @raphaelsanchez7386
      @raphaelsanchez7386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YOU WILL NEVER REACH JOSEPH JOESTAR!

  • @KudaTheNerd
    @KudaTheNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The alien guy from part 4 said his planet was destroyed so maybe it’s a hint that cars is alive and possibly found a powerful stand and went on to body worlds. I always thought that he’ll come back stronger and a jojo will have to deal with him.

    • @sasasa1541
      @sasasa1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I know this is jojo and all, but I don’t think Kars was going fast enough to travel interstellar distances lol. Even in 60 years. The voyager probe has only barely left the solar system in 40, and it was launched much faster than volcanic debris, even a Hamon powered volcano

    • @sasasa1541
      @sasasa1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I do hope he comes back though, but araki has said that it’s unlikely

    • @veaxe8766
      @veaxe8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lots of possibilities since kars has 400 iq and he has the abilities of most if not all living things.
      if he had the ability to use stands especially dio's, he could possibly train the time stop ability for idk years i guess
      then once he's satisfied, he can probably stop time, go to earth without freezing possibly

    • @lordskeletor4558
      @lordskeletor4558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His planet could have taken kars in an studied him then kars would have probably been able to destroy their planet and look for a way back to earth

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Araki dispelled the idea of Cars coming back in a future part

  • @BeadyCosine
    @BeadyCosine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Future jojo: who needs hamon
    Kars: i had also unlocked a stand
    Every jojo: nigerundayo

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is the ultimate lifeform so it more understandable than some of the other shit that happens in jojo

    • @lordo3961
      @lordo3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Johnny:wait up guys..

  • @kevinsupreme_ph36yearsago59
    @kevinsupreme_ph36yearsago59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Josuke: Uh dad, I think I healed the wrong hand.
    Joseph: w-wait, y-you WHAT?!
    Jotaro: yare yare daze, we need Kira's help.

    • @anghainguyen9951
      @anghainguyen9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair just thorw Joseph out of space :v

  • @kasinokaiser1319
    @kasinokaiser1319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    I'm pretty sure when you hear about a fabulous Aztec vampire god wrecking stand users in your town and disrupting your quiet life, you'd go for the offensive right away
    Also Superfly

    • @ullalaisi2567
      @ullalaisi2567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Kasino Kaiser actually Yeah, wouldn’t superfly work? They bait him in there and trap him. What he gon do?

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Clone himself.

    • @dapperparraper860
      @dapperparraper860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Make a squirrel hand and have it leave the tower and kill his targets. Or he could potentially melt superfly down with hamon without having to worry about himself getting injured too badly by the same attack.

    • @dapperparraper860
      @dapperparraper860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that is true I guess it depends on if the stand considers the squirrel a separate entity and even if he melts the stand down to a puddle it could still be in effect.

    • @r.b7308
      @r.b7308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah, Kira can just click

  • @justyourcasualupsidedownma9827
    @justyourcasualupsidedownma9827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Josuke can defeat ultiamte kars, kars only needs to insult josuke's hair
    Josuke: *200% TRIGGERED*

    • @tghilkrad8012
      @tghilkrad8012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sir JP20 But Kars could adapt the same hair style without a problem

    • @grima5788
      @grima5788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      My head Canon is that Kars would be one of few to appreciate the classiness of Josuke's hair, so now the Ultimate Lifeform also has the ultimate hairstyle

    • @lucaserban2469
      @lucaserban2469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For real josuke cand bond kars with a mountain or something

    • @getehrwolf6111
      @getehrwolf6111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tghilkrad8012 and they are going to be friends forever

    • @crunkario5180
      @crunkario5180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@grima5788 What if that is how it is resolved, kars and Josuke just become really good friends over his hair

  • @ZombieOfTheWest
    @ZombieOfTheWest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Let's keep the Pillar Men train going.
    "What if Santana had a Stand?"

  • @mateogonzalez5678
    @mateogonzalez5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have a couple ideas for stand users that might stand a chance against Ultimate Kars:
    Yellow Temperance: If this joker doesn't fuck around like he did with Jotaro, he could possibly eat away at Kars, however, Kars wouldn't just stand there and get eaten. In Jojo fashion he would probably end up just eating the stand and Rubber Soul along with em.
    Vanilla Ice/C.R.E.A.M: Vanilla Ice was just ignorant to his vampiric nature and thats how he got bodied, if he took out Kar's head and then his body in succesion I think he could pull it off. We don't know how quick he can regenerate a whole brain so it could work...
    The Lovers/Hyrophant Green: I put both of these together because I think their possesion abilities have potential. If Kars got tagged by The Lovers and tried eating Steely Dan he would digest himself alive. If Kakyoin could get a hold of Kars he could probably walk him into a volcano or something idk. This is taking into account that Kars can't touch stands or see them really, but who knows maybe being the Ultimate being means you can manipulate energy at will. That would allow him to physically fight a stand and these two would be fucked.
    Magicians Red: I wanted to mention this because although Kars did swim through lava it was said this was only for a moment, and assuming he were in there any longer he would have ended up melting anyway. So if that is the case, Avdol could have a sliver of a chance, but not much.
    Pet Shop: Assuming Kars can't superheat his body and melt the ice or use Space-Ripper-Stingy-Eyes, he could possibly be encased in ice and then stored away somewhere where he can't break free. But this is Jojo and Kars would probably just flex and shatter the ice.
    Atum/Osiris: Kars could probably be turned into a puppet or poker chip but that is only if his will is broken which it cannot be. Literally indominable will, he has lived thousands of years just waiting for a chance to become Ultimate he wouldn't even consider playing the game, so they are done.
    Sethan: Kars being an immortal that has lived for thousands of years and fighting against Sethan would be interesting. If its possible for him to revert Kars to a form before he became Ultimate, AND if it was in the sunlight, that could work. The thing is though, Kars would just immediately murder Alessi because his stand is useless beyond his pedo effect...
    Most of the stands in Part 3 like Empress, The Sun, Ebony Devil, etc., have the advantage of being intangible or having their users be at a safe distance/dead but the strength of Kars alone is enough to overpower them. It would be a constant uphill battle and Kars could just lose a limb and regrow any damaged parts etc.
    The Hand: Okuyasu could erase Kars entirely if he was smart about it. But you know...
    Heaven's Door: Rohan has a lot of potential to remove some of Kars abilities if not his Ultimate form entirely. Or he could turn him into paper and make him burn himself. It's just a matter of tagging him without being noticed. I wonder how long that book would be though...
    Ratt: The rat has potential. If the effects of the bolts don't end until the rat is dead then Kars would be focused on regeneating his melting parts. However Kars could just send a bunch of creatures from his body or form a protective shell and stomp on the bitch so maybe not.
    Enigma: If it weren't for all the Jojo villains having weird caviats and kinks that activate their powers most of them would be unstoppable. Kars could be trapped in paper for all time and it would most likely work. But he would never be able to scare Kars and wouldnt climax.
    Super Fly: It is a difficult one, but Super Fly can maybe turn Kars into a permanent ficture of the tower if he tries leaving. Not sure what would happen to his body, maybe he could just revert back through sheer will power...
    Killer Queen (all abilities): Killer Queen has the most potential of all. Solely because his explosions almost completely disintegrate a person. Now the key word is almost, Josuke saved Hayato at the last second when he exploded meaning it's not instantaneous. Kars could regenerate quick enough or fully reform from a piece of himself that flies off, but in that time Kira could also plant another bomb. Bites the Dust wouldnt be super usefull since it would pretty much end the same everytime and Sheer Heart Attack is doing nothing.
    (Edit: Ok it doesn't body Kars, you said that to bait us fr. 1. Kars can just leave, Sheer Heart Attack cant fly. 2. He can lower his body temperature at will, becoming colder than the hottest thing in the room. 3. Jotaro was right next to that shit and survived, what do you think its gonna do to Kars, even if it repeatedly blew up on him?)
    Part 4 had a couple swings and a lot of misses. Energy based stands like Boy2Man/Highway Star would be useless since Kars could just breathe and have infinite energy, possibly even overload them and kill them. Cheap Trick would just end up peeling off his back and he would grow a new one. RHCPepper could maybe stun him but we haven't seen what electricity does to Kars. And as much as I love Mikitaka he would die, nothing he does could help him...
    Soft Machine/Little Feet/Man in the Mirror/Grateful Dead/Green Day: All of these types of stands with specific rules are hard to guess because they have never been done on someone who can manipulate their body at will. Kars could possibly do anything; reinflate himself, regrow himself to normal size (even small he would body Formaggio), he could fly above the set level of Green Day. These have potential to be a problem but with a little imagination are not.
    White Album: Similar to Pet Shop, if Kars didn't use a heat ability or break through the ice he could be potentially frozen for good. This is a big if though.
    Notorious B.I.G: Kars could avoid this easily, he could sever a limb or fly away, but if Big got a good hold on him he would be hard to remove.
    King Crimson: Similar to Dio, Kars could survive this. He is a basic powerful stand and skipping 10 seconds isn't going to give Diavolo enough time to figure out how to effectively defeat Kars. No matter how much he pummels him.
    GER: Requiem could incapasitate Kars, and similarly to Diavolo, trap him in a never ending loop of death. Would this scar Kars mentally, probably not. He was a meteor in space for atleast 100 years. It would however, put him out of commision because there is literally no way to get out of that. Unless the phrase "You will never reach the Truth" illudes to a solution. If someone with a level head and great intelligence could find this truth, well maybe Kars would break the cycle.
    Silver Chariot Requiem: Kars gets mind swapped with a baby or some rando and is stuck there forever until the stand is defeated. Or maybe until it walks far enough out of Rome that everyone reverts back?
    I'm gonna stop here because I am still reading Stone Ocean and I am done writing this huge ass comment.

  • @chizo9163
    @chizo9163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    *(Ultimate) Kars vs Anubis?*
    How would that work? Would Anubis take control of Kars, making and even stronger lifeform? Or would the take-over proceed to not work? This is an interesting discussion in my opinion.

    • @jakoblent4694
      @jakoblent4694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I guess it would work because
      God vs better god
      And i guess if it was about defeating each other i guess anubis would need to do a kamikaze attack where he would fly himself with kars into space

    • @andagean
      @andagean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It really comes down to what is considered "defeat" if Anubis is picked up by someone normally it seems like they are instantly taken over. The Cow wasn't because it was stabbed and enraged. But I assume an unassuming Kars would be possessed. Granted That's a horrifying proposition, but technically I feel possessing someone is not unlike defeating them. Destroying his body...not as likely though.

  • @hawtdanger5256
    @hawtdanger5256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Kars: "PREPARE PUNY HUMANS FOR-"
    GER: *no*

    • @CreatorsHubCreates
      @CreatorsHubCreates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hawt Danger Do you know anything about kars?

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CreatorsHubCreates do u know about ger?

    • @plasmanova6275
      @plasmanova6275 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@godza8107 ger?

    • @plasmanova6275
      @plasmanova6275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bonstrangleme Frost nvm golden experience recrium

    • @Justafeint
      @Justafeint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kars: *Interesting stuff you have there I will be taking that*

  • @M1MOB
    @M1MOB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Kars: You thought it was Kars, but it was an alternate universe ancient god ascended me, Dio!

  • @k33pz90
    @k33pz90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I imagined kars coming back and fighting all the Joestars who are still alive. I also imagined him having a the world over heaven strength stand.
    Oh yeah, also he says “Long time no see Joseph.”

    • @desadograisedrobot515
      @desadograisedrobot515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know what Joseph would say while acting senile but he'd say it and piss Kars off.

    • @realperson9951
      @realperson9951 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "your next line will be"

  • @ayjay6613
    @ayjay6613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    first
    starworld: the platinum, then one punch strong enough to send again to space.
    second
    crazy diamond, back again to ice form or is it even possible.
    third
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    • @Zero-qu3fl
      @Zero-qu3fl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Starworld the platinum? Or star platinum the world

    • @aayushsajeet6317
      @aayushsajeet6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 like is me

    • @XplosivDS
      @XplosivDS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean he can hit him but i don't he would be able to send it to space, even for Star Platinum
      Crazy Diamond can't turn Kars back into ice, it just doesn't work like that
      In the other hand GER.... well let's just hope Kars doesn't land in Italy

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      starworld the platinum

  • @zur0ra418
    @zur0ra418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Kars: Ya'll pathetic
    Cream requiem over heaven: Hold my void.

    • @KitsuneShapeShifter
      @KitsuneShapeShifter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just swallows the universe into the abyss of darkness

    • @zur0ra418
      @zur0ra418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KitsuneShapeShifter yup

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unless cream got a 1 hit, he'd regen then kill cream.

    • @gustavopereira4924
      @gustavopereira4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aprofessionalgamer5355 unless the cream melt...

    • @SamMito28
      @SamMito28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this sounds like an ice cream store's name

  • @grahamcrackers2478
    @grahamcrackers2478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Speedwagon can use 6% of his power to beat ultimate kars because he is G O D

    • @lordzaack617
      @lordzaack617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jonathan Joestar I miss you Jonathan

    • @limelogoverlake4814
      @limelogoverlake4814 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1% is more than enough​

    • @xlorrix-6320
      @xlorrix-6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he can kill with 0%of his power

    • @xlorrix-6320
      @xlorrix-6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Zion Lewis speedwagon dont even need his power everyone would killl himself just as seeing him

  • @jiayojames
    @jiayojames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I think it's very difficult to judge because of the vast shift in the power systems of the show. Yeah no one before or since has anywhere close to the physical powers of ultimate Kars, he's so far above everyone else that it's like comparing a baby to a champion power lifter. But there's several different types of stand that don't care about physical power, not least of all the mind bending time related ones that the main villains tend to have. So to me a lot of these fights are stalemates because very few stands can do enough complete destructive damage to kill Kars, but many of them can attack in ways that he would be unable to counter (not to mention he wouldn't be able to see them).

    • @Gokuvr69
      @Gokuvr69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kars: *Sees a stand user*
      Kars: “I’m gonna do that thing that guy is doin”

  • @kai2082
    @kai2082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Gold experience requiem. Thats it.

    • @paztah2194
      @paztah2194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      If Kars develop a stronger stand, the ultimate stand, then we’re fucked.

    • @sssmoovy
      @sssmoovy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      n o t a s i n g l e o n e

    • @deadmemetea8939
      @deadmemetea8939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Star platinum over heaven

    • @detectivealien2144
      @detectivealien2144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ultimate made in heaven requiem

    • @Shawn-Xander
      @Shawn-Xander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cream

  • @velnoa
    @velnoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    What do you mean if Kars returns? He’s not coming back alone, after all....
    There’s 36 Kars on Mars

    • @poopstain420
      @poopstain420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ha that rhymed

    • @macincko4616
      @macincko4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@poopstain420 Look up the Jorge Joestar novels

    • @justsomeguywithadogpicture2622
      @justsomeguywithadogpicture2622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait what explantion pls

    • @EderdragonTV
      @EderdragonTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@justsomeguywithadogpicture2622 In the Jorge Joestar novel, if I remember correctly, the universe got reset a few times, so every time it did Kars was sent to space again. However, each time Kars fell onto Mars, and, since he is the “ultimate lifeform,” he survived each reset. This happened 35 times, leading to 36 Kars on Mars.
      (Most of the novels are generally considered non-canon, but they are official. The main one that people often believe or headcanon to be in the timeline is Purple Haze Feedback, since it works out in the story)

    • @justsomeguywithadogpicture2622
      @justsomeguywithadogpicture2622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EderdragonTV ok thx

  • @sorrychangedmyusername3594
    @sorrychangedmyusername3594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Kakyoin could kill Kars with the Painting lol.

    • @tghilkrad8012
      @tghilkrad8012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Jean Pierre Polnareff Too bad Araki forgot about that

    • @Jacob-yq8ty
      @Jacob-yq8ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Thay wasnt an attack it was probably an ambush with an emerald.If he could do that he would murder half the franchise.

    • @bhhbbhbb5875
      @bhhbbhbb5875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Isn't there a limit on how much he can hurt them or something? Remember he brushed a lot of red on JoJo's leg but he was still able to walk

    • @tghilkrad8012
      @tghilkrad8012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jacob Coutts I mean if Araki didn’t forget things, we would have a cool time travel plot in pt 4

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@tghilkrad8012
      Kakyoin never could kill with paintings. He just extended Heirophant Green to slash at Jotaro's leg and did the painting thing in an attempt to be subtle (then dropped all subtlety once it became clear that wouldn't work).
      Now what's a REALLY big "Araki Forgot" moment is 2 out of 3 of Golden Experience's powers...because the damage reflection and mental berserk state both literally never happen again after fighting Bruno. Because seriously, Giorno could have easily beaten everyone by just making shields for the purpose of getting hit and reflect OHKO all of the hard hitters he fought (in fact, now that i think about it, shouldn't everyone he healed he partially invulnerable due to their organs and flesh being Giorno's damage-reflection lifeforms? Most of Mista's fights should have resulted in his opponents getting bullet holes when they reflect his bullets back at him.)

  • @nothingboie7329
    @nothingboie7329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    heavy weather: "Hey Kars, you're a snail now."
    Kars: "Oh, I'm a snail now."
    heavy weather: *stomps out snars.*

    • @beada6428
      @beada6428 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kars could just re-arrange his body to stop being a snail or even do a Wammu and rip out his own eyes and kill Weather Report after locating him with the wind.

  • @valdemar-q7n
    @valdemar-q7n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    8:33 I don't believe that 3 freeze is strong enough to damage ultimate Kars. It's a strong attack but kars is so strong he could probably more or less ignore the pressure, and walk over to koichi.

  • @dr.ongobongo5448
    @dr.ongobongo5448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Who would win
    *THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM*?
    OR
    some green baby

    • @LostMindSparrow
      @LostMindSparrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bebe

    • @spinmann-2881
      @spinmann-2881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Explosive Bacon beeeeeeeetch

    • @40k34
      @40k34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That moment when you thought this comment was a Stone Ocean reference.

    • @dr.ongobongo5448
      @dr.ongobongo5448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@40k34 it was supposed to be

    • @KitsuneShapeShifter
      @KitsuneShapeShifter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@40k34 A bit closer to heaven

  • @91UnclesRemuses
    @91UnclesRemuses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You misrepresent Kira. Almost the entirety of his arc is him hiding, he only uses KQ when found out pressured or when he is sure to have the advantage.
    Unless Kars goes on a rampage killing everyone in sight (nothing seems to imply thats his plan), Kira would have all the time in the world to wait for the right time.

    • @spacehitler4537
      @spacehitler4537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That and all Kira would have to do is touch him right? Then destroy all his molecules in a single explosion.

  • @stealmtm
    @stealmtm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I just realized...
    *gold experience is basically Kars’s ability to shapeshift to a molecular level but worse*

  • @starburst98
    @starburst98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    yellow temperance lost because the user isn't immune to drowning. but if they fought on level ground how would it go? temperance would block any range or melee attack, hamon is heat and heat just makes temperance grow faster. kars could sever any limbs that get temperance on them and grow a new one but that only buys time. maybe kars figures something out eventually but it would be pretty crazy.

  • @viralvegetable2411
    @viralvegetable2411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Sheer Heart Attack beats Kars"
    I think you forgot that vampires can cool their blood, and with his 400 IQ he'd figure out how it works

    • @lasagnaocelot4766
      @lasagnaocelot4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How do you figure something out that kills you instantly. Kars wouldn't be lucky enough to understand what it was before it was crawling up his back and erases him from existence in one explosion. Oh did you forget Kars did not have a stand so he couldn't see sheer heart attack and most likely not hear it either?

    • @viralvegetable2411
      @viralvegetable2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lasagnaocelot4766 considering the fact that straits survived several grenades as a normal vampire, yeah no. if jotaro could figure it out in a few minutes, it'd take kars a minute tops. plus the fact that he can absolutely outrun it, he could figure out how it works in that time

    • @lasagnaocelot4766
      @lasagnaocelot4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@viralvegetable2411 SHA is not a grenade it deletes you in a flat second, look at how fast Shigechi was literally deleted from existence

    • @viralvegetable2411
      @viralvegetable2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lasagnaocelot4766 SHA isn't killer queen's primary bomb. jotaro got hit with SHA and suffered fatal injuries, but didn't die

    • @lasagnaocelot4766
      @lasagnaocelot4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@viralvegetable2411 Jotaro didn't have SHA right against him, look at the shop owner die literally instantly

  • @martvllm
    @martvllm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    36 Kars on mars

  • @jonathanschmitt5762
    @jonathanschmitt5762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:28 Vanilla Ice was able to defeat Avdol without revealing himself. Polnareff could only do it because he had a team.
    Edit: The Hand: Kars can't see stands, so he will just be confused how he ended up in front of Okuyasu before getting deleted.
    Boy 2 Man: the current Boy 2 Man can't do anything to a non stand user, but if it absorbs a lethal stand, it can win.
    Sheer Heart attack: It explodes once, then Kars thinks of something to block explosions.
    The Grabby Hands in Reimi's Neighbourhood: A non stand that works theoretically.

  • @Jack-hd6vh
    @Jack-hd6vh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    C-Moon could theoretically yeet Kars back into space

    • @muskett2350
      @muskett2350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Interesting, this makes me wonder if white snake could take his memory

    • @soda3185
      @soda3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@muskett2350 [Jorge Joestar novel intensifies]

    • @muskett2350
      @muskett2350 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soda3185 *HmMMmMmm*

    • @richardwaimoogregory6395
      @richardwaimoogregory6395 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      xd

  • @maxwellbaron8625
    @maxwellbaron8625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I was thinking the empress would be a good option if Kars’s IQ wasn’t so high (because of the whole lady getting blood on him) but then I realized that Kars would just regenerate and destroy the empress.

  • @IapitusMcHeimer
    @IapitusMcHeimer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Green Green Grass of Home, The Green Baby's stand, can defeat him. Kars can't reach him to attack it and the stand can just shrink him until the power difference is enough to turn Kars to mush or just shrink him out of existence

    • @IapitusMcHeimer
      @IapitusMcHeimer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kars hasn't shown to be able to manipulate his size to the degree that would be needed. No animal or plant in nature can grow to the extent that would be needed either

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well he did turned his feathers into giant octopuses tentacles so I don't really sure that you are correct on that part.

    • @wi1395
      @wi1395 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      O

    • @chaddavid2106
      @chaddavid2106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you just start shrinking he would just kill the person close to him and if the stand user is killed the stands effects are reverted hella fast and usually takes enough damage the effects are reverted

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chaddavid2106 He would need to get close to the green baby which is protected by the stand

  • @Doginatank6896
    @Doginatank6896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    In a way, I sort of feel like Araki ended the Stone mask/Pillar men/hamon thing too soon for the sake of jumping into the stand thing. I think he could have found a better way of utilizing and maybe instead of having the stands as "spiritual" hamon, having them as some kind of advanced hamon technique that the arrow can activate in would be/already hamon users as the next step up. I think he muddies the water a little there and in a way, while the Stands are cool, at the same time it feels like he's throwing away what he started with really quick since Joseph and Dio are the main things hailing back to the start of jjba. Plus by tying the Arrows directly into hamon, that makes it more straight forward, imo. Plus that would explain born stand users a little better. They were born with a lot of hamon and eventually it manifested into a stand.

    • @real_nosferatu
      @real_nosferatu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well tbf he originally was only gonna do 3 parts so two thirds of the series would be Stone Mask/Pillar Men/Hamon/vampires

    • @julianmitchell3035
      @julianmitchell3035 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@real_nosferatu That, and the fact that he hit a creative slump.
      When Araki hits these slumps, he tends to move on to another idea pretty quickly.
      Part 1, he hit a slump with the fights, so for Part 2 he made the fights much more strategic instead of athletic.
      Part 2, he hit a slump with Hamon, so he made Stands.
      Part 6, he hit a slump with Stands, so he came up with Spin.
      It's what keeps him fresh after all the years.

  • @Biskwyy
    @Biskwyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Ultimate Kars is strong. I admit that.
    But SHEER HEART ATTACK HAS NO WEAKNESS

    • @wildharpy6435
      @wildharpy6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Wait what about...
      YOU FOOL, YOU FELL FOR IT! *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*

    • @sadshonenfan
      @sadshonenfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Act 3?

    • @frederickjason2964
      @frederickjason2964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sheer heart attack can just get sliced into 2 or minced up into salvage paste

    • @bigforeheadman6786
      @bigforeheadman6786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@frederickjason2964 bruh sheer heart attack barely got cracks from star platinum, and Kars can't see it so it has no weaknesses against kars

    • @alexavaneysan2935
      @alexavaneysan2935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bigforeheadman6786 just like against anyone else) (except thunder cross split attack ofc)

  • @schaubooyoavgrin6795
    @schaubooyoavgrin6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *kars returns*
    Johnny: the spin...

    • @taskc7626
      @taskc7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@masonbread Black Hole or something to jojolion
      It's jojo so why not

    • @racersmod1110
      @racersmod1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@masonbread, actually, I think since Kars is immortal he could survive the Universe Reset, Pucchi sped up the Universe, not a complete reset, Kars most likely survived because he floated away in space and got away from any dangers

    • @racersmod1110
      @racersmod1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ildmgli, in that case how did Giorno and Mista not appear in Part 7? Or Joseph, Polnareff, The Duwang Gang?

    • @gwagwa7260
      @gwagwa7260 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@racersmod1110 part 7-8 are both completely seperate from the jojo universe

  • @ba._.6368
    @ba._.6368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Kars: nobody can dafeat me
    GER: aham
    Kars: oh no Where am i
    Diavolo: first time at infinite death loop?
    Kars: WAIT WTF

    • @walsennapitupulu6607
      @walsennapitupulu6607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But kars never die

    • @lambtoken2708
      @lambtoken2708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      GER has to kill him first, which isn't going to happen

    • @alessandrotorton5448
      @alessandrotorton5448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lambtoken2708 GER with a single rock can break a pillar just pushing the rock, so his "7 page Muda maybe can kill kars

    • @panowo3608
      @panowo3608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @py
      Bruh
      The lava almost killed Kars, he can die, he only has various abilities that help him survive
      .

    • @panowo3608
      @panowo3608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @py
      GER only with his finger can push a rock and it destroys a pillar with ease, as already said by another person before.
      GE can destroy cars by being one of the stands with the lowest attack there is.
      It is impossible that with one of GER's longest and most powerful barrage he would be unable to kill Kars.