Identities of judges are known: Human judge "Shepard" is actually Conrad Verner Asari judge is Matriarch Aethyta Quarian judge is Kal'Reegar Krogan judge is only known as associate of Mr. Thax Volus judge is Niftu Cal Turian judge has been serving drinks in Dark Star for years and has seen no humans drink ryncol and stand after that. Best got three steps before falling over.
It is a true fact that all three Asari on the dance floor, gazing upon the majesty of the Turian mating dance, accompanied Techno Turian home that night, and he embraced three times more eternity than any turian before him.
Damn alien bird-raptor man. No wonder why shepard can't bloody dance, all the galaxies dancing skills collapsed into this one point, creating a danculiarity. Where the dances surpass us organics. Therefore, harbinger was just looking for the best dance moves. Reaper motives confirmed.
What I find Hilarious is that I recognize the moves as the moves the Male Shep uses when trying to impress Morinth. Of course the Turian makes it look WAY cooler than the Male Shep ever could. lol
I remember seeing this guy while on the mission and thought "huh, that's kinda cool but I'm too busy with Thane right now" and now I run across this!! The internet is such a wonderful place.
Whenever I get to this part of the mission and watch the countdown bar time down, and Shep finally informs Thane, I can't help but imagine Shepard losing track and going "Uhh oh yeah, he's over there"
Koneko Mitsuki It was an unused dialog....something that was recorded, and the audio file is in the game files, but the trigger conversation for it was cut from the game so you won't actually hear it in the game.
those dextro amino acid guys got the moves by the looks of things.....hell garrus should stop calibrating and get down on the dancefloor if this is innate in all turians
Got an itch to replay SR4, heard this tune and instantly thought of this. Damn, I wish I was him. I mean, I've been, once, when very drunk (on a stage even, that must've been a sight to behold), but I didn't have his moves. Hm... depressing thought of the day: I hope he's not Marauder Shields. Well, If he WAS still on the citadel it's only fitting that he'd be the final boss, but I'd like to think he lived and danced forever.
@datSilencer We nerds love an in-joke. There's unused audio in the game files of a Turian (the Groundskeeper I think) saying Turians don't dance. Then someone discovers this, in the same game, going on in the background of a serious scene. Only those who know both pieces will get it, so it creates its own little clique of people who are "in the know" and thus cool. It has nothing to do with your videos' quality or effort, it's just human nature. Keep making videos you're happy with.
I just don't understand. I've poured insane amounts of effort into my videos, and yet everybody gravitates towards this. I must respectfully ask you: what am I doing wrong?
I love this. Techno Turian rocks... he is the true super weapon against the Reapers! One day, Harbinger saw the Techno Turian Dancing... and he thought: "He's to cool to eliminate, indoctrinate or controll..." SYSTEM OVERLOAD of all Reapers! This would be an incredibily better ending than the shit with Harry Plothole the spacemagic starchild... There is no way that these to (Techno Turian and the stupic ghostchild who calles himself the catalyst) can exist in the same Universe!
Dance Judges
Shepard raises sign: 10 points
Asari judge: 10
Quarian judge: 10
Krogan judge: 3...
*Shepard head butts the Krogan*
Krogan: 5 and a half points
LOL.
Identities of judges are known:
Human judge "Shepard" is actually Conrad Verner
Asari judge is Matriarch Aethyta
Quarian judge is Kal'Reegar
Krogan judge is only known as associate of Mr. Thax
Volus judge is Niftu Cal
Turian judge has been serving drinks in Dark Star for years and has seen no humans drink ryncol and stand after that. Best got three steps before falling over.
Even Kolyat is stopping to look.
It is a true fact that all three Asari on the dance floor, gazing upon the majesty of the Turian mating dance, accompanied Techno Turian home that night, and he embraced three times more eternity than any turian before him.
LOL.
Damn alien bird-raptor man. No wonder why shepard can't bloody dance, all the galaxies dancing skills collapsed into this one point, creating a danculiarity. Where the dances surpass us organics. Therefore, harbinger was just looking for the best dance moves. Reaper motives confirmed.
You, dear sir, has officially won the mass effect fannet.
Years pass, and Techno Turian keeps dancing and keeps making our day.
Thank you, Tehcno Turian, thank you, bloodgrave47, thank you, Mass Effect.
deftinitely still dancing
Making it look good even today
MANY years :)
Thank you, Commander Shepard.
Codex Updated: Techno Turian
"You'll never dance as good as this Turian, Shepard. Lmao"
All shall bow down to the dancing dextro-amino bird man.
He almost dances as good as me. Ah, who am I kidding! Damn it! I should go!
"I'm The Grounds Keeper, and this is my favorite place to dance on the Citadel."
You know, the fringe on this guy is short. I wonder if that means he's young and on leave.
He's a rebel without a cause.
He is: THE TECHNO TURIAN.
God damn that is one sexy turian.
Those dance moves are hot, yo.
Whoever invented that dancing turian was a freakin' genius.
What I find Hilarious is that I recognize the moves as the moves the Male Shep uses when trying to impress Morinth.
Of course the Turian makes it look WAY cooler than the Male Shep ever could. lol
its been like 5 years that i've been playing this game and this shit NEVER gets old.
Techno Turian for life.
No matter how many times I watch this it aways makes me smile
❤Techno Turian❤
Anyone else fail the mission cos of this Space Michael Jackson?
I actually did last night. Luckily I saved when this part of Thane's loyalty mission began just in case I fail.
Grunt, Wrex and another krogan dislike this
Shepard, Garrus, and 1097 other turrians likes this
Am i a Turian?
If you believe you are, you can be anything darling! :D
I believed for a full day. I crouched full heels. No pain. Because Turians' leg physiology.
Pretty sure some of the dislikes are from the first contact war families.
10 years later and back again for what is love with the second greatest Turian in the ME universe.
When the turians realize the reapers are defeated.
I remember seeing this guy while on the mission and thought "huh, that's kinda cool but I'm too busy with Thane right now" and now I run across this!! The internet is such a wonderful place.
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on the TH-cam.
Whenever I get to this part of the mission and watch the countdown bar time down, and Shep finally informs Thane, I can't help but imagine Shepard losing track and going "Uhh oh yeah, he's over there"
I wanna play as Techno Turian! #TechnoTurianForME4
YEA BITCHES
Uhm yes
and here the citadel groundskeeper said "Turians don't dance!"
That's the same guy.
I just realized turians cant duck because their legs have the things on the back.
Garrus sometimes ducks in ME1.
I think they point off to the sides enough to where he can duck without impaling his thighs.
Pretty sure he and Traynor used to go clubbing together...
I think the other dislike is that awkwardly dancing human in the background. His shame is too much to bear.
Back here again after the Legendary Edition dropped. Waiting for a 4k version :)
Ah, so this is where Renegade Shep learned his moves...I'm totally doing this at a club.
Isn't that the Persidium groundskeeper?lol........who would have known turians were so footloose.
Dude. I think that is O.O
Koneko Mitsuki if it is then he's hypocrite,he was the one who said Turians can't dance.lol
bloodyTyrant66 lol Was he really?? XD I never got that line out of him so that's even funnier now XD It definitely looks like him tho :P
Koneko Mitsuki it was on youtube,I think it was called "citadel groundskeeper unused dialogue".
Koneko Mitsuki It was an unused dialog....something that was recorded, and the audio file is in the game files, but the trigger conversation for it was cut from the game so you won't actually hear it in the game.
Who said a Human-shaped battle tank can't dance?! THIS IS AWESOME!!!
So THIS is where Shepard got his dance moves for ME3! It all makes sense.
I would die for techno turian.
Still cheers me up. Thank you, and thanks internet.
I don't care what species you are, I respect any life form that can groove like that.
those dextro amino acid guys got the moves by the looks of things.....hell garrus should stop calibrating and get down on the dancefloor if this is innate in all turians
We all know he's awesome. Hears a cheer to one of the greatest Turians in the game.
still love this in 2016!
Still love in 2018 ;)
I'm here in 2020
2022 checking in
2023 looooove!!
2024 proves Willy (cut Turian groundskeeper) is still supreme example of Turian.
No one can resist the music
this is an extremely important video
I just now realised this guy is in the Thane loyalty mission.
This muted + NIN - The Hand That Feeds in another window = recipe for my favorite visual experience on the Citadel.
He might be a one hit wonder to humans....But Haddaway is a pop-culture icon Turian culture....
..and thus going to show Garrus is the ultimate life-form. OWN that dance floor!
This guy has reach.....AND flexibility.
This needs to have more views. So many, many, many more views.
Never gets old
In Krogan "shepard" means pinnacle of achievement.
In Turian "haddaway' means dancing to awesome beats.
Human with Asari head in the background!
this thing you just wrote, must be turned into a movie...i congratulate you sir, that was amazing.
I love the shots where it looks like he's the only one dancing and people around him are just standing lol.
Great job on the video :D
I don't think that ME2 developers planned on doing this, but It's really AWESOME.
...He still dances better than I do.
Got an itch to replay SR4, heard this tune and instantly thought of this.
Damn, I wish I was him. I mean, I've been, once, when very drunk (on a stage even, that must've been a sight to behold), but I didn't have his moves.
Hm... depressing thought of the day: I hope he's not Marauder Shields.
Well, If he WAS still on the citadel it's only fitting that he'd be the final boss, but I'd like to think he lived and danced forever.
I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on youtube ^^
can't help but see ayy lmao everywhere
We need a remastered version of this!
I'm proud of you, son.
playing the legendary addition of mass effect series and yes I bloody nearly failed Thane mission, I kept looking at him!
❤❤❤❤
@datSilencer We nerds love an in-joke. There's unused audio in the game files of a Turian (the Groundskeeper I think) saying Turians don't dance. Then someone discovers this, in the same game, going on in the background of a serious scene. Only those who know both pieces will get it, so it creates its own little clique of people who are "in the know" and thus cool. It has nothing to do with your videos' quality or effort, it's just human nature. Keep making videos you're happy with.
I just don't understand. I've poured insane amounts of effort into my videos, and yet everybody gravitates towards this. I must respectfully ask you: what am I doing wrong?
I took dance lessons from the Turian. It worked!
most beautiful thing ever
If Shepard's dance improves in the remaster we know who to thank.
It didn't improve. Commander Shepard is great hero and awful dancer.
Still love this
3:03 Shepard decides to fail the mission.
What's sad is...I can only like this once.
I hope we see more dancing Turians in Mass Effect 4!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god... Gangam Style IS perfect for this lol thanks for pointing that out
His dancing skills are very impressive...
I love this. Techno Turian rocks... he is the true super weapon against the Reapers! One day, Harbinger saw the Techno Turian Dancing... and he thought: "He's to cool to eliminate, indoctrinate or controll..." SYSTEM OVERLOAD of all Reapers! This would be an incredibily better ending than the shit with Harry Plothole the spacemagic starchild... There is no way that these to (Techno Turian and the stupic ghostchild who calles himself the catalyst) can exist in the same Universe!
You haven't played ME2 until you have failed this mission because "OMG! Look at those moves!!!"
I watch this almost every day.
This is a thing of great beauty.
*Watches TT tear up the dance floor*
*Watches as swarms of asari bitches surround him*
*Takes notes*
the only problem with the ReCalibrated version is there's no 'Update Thane' prompt that has me rolling
That is the greatest backstory I have ever heard. MAKE IT CANON, BIOWARE!
Dem turian hips don't lie :D
That is the greatest thing that I have ever read.
It's Beautiful.
Update for Thane? 😁
T-Pain feat Ne-Yo 'Turn all the lights on'
Playing that volume up and this video muted, same time = One awesome Turian
I want 10 hours version! =3
If EA changes their mind about Andromeda DLC A. This will be my reaction B. He better magically be in it.
Amazingly awesome.
Legendary Edition should have been called ReCalibrated.
years later and still good
Incredible!
Techno Turian is being indoctrinated! *pokemon evolution music here* Congratulations your Techno Turian has indoctrinated into Marauder Shields!
Can it wait for a bit? He's in the middle of some dancing calibrations.
To quote Michael Swaim...
"Some say he was a King... Some say he was a God...
THEY WERE BOTH RIGHT."
I love you so much for positing this.....
i need 10 hrs of this, dis shit is awesome
I wish this was my screen saver!
Failing the loyalty mission now next time. Without a doubt.
@RyanKHS06 Not really, I'm just very tempted to learn the dance and go to clubs with it now.
i love his danceing
You go girl!
Why must you make this awesome turian so emo?