but funny 😂 edit: even i am so fucking funny on uppers so he would actually go crazy you couldn‘t stop him (I dont do them anymore and wouldn‘t advise anyone to try them cause they can fuck up your whole life)
I changed schools in my second to last year in high school and one girl there was expecting her second child and was trying to get engage with another guy that was not the father of either her children, she was really speed running life
i went to a continuation high school and we had a daycare on premises, it was p cool tbh, but all the pregnant girls in the district got sent there, they sent me cause i refused to do homework lol
My partner went to a private high school and attended to a friends party on a boat, where said friend’s parents offered her coke. She would’ve been 16/17 at the time. I went to a few parties and got offered weed and more weed, mfs weren’t bringing coke to the public school parties.
There was a girl in my maths class who was 17 and seeing a 25 year old. Same as NL, we just thought it was a bit weird. In retrospect as a 25 year old, I find this very strange.
think about a funny bit involving crack try crack once, just for the bit do it every weekend, just for the bit bump it to every second day, just for the bit get addicted, just for the bit get your first mugshot, just for the bit become homeless, just for the bit a bit 15 years in the making. the penultimate bit
@@drywalleater2661 You walk through the desert alone, your guides dead from desiccation because you didn't realize the amount of water you would have properly needed. Cresting a sand dune, you crawl towards it once you notice something jutting out from the endless grains. You find a pedestal, upon it only FEET. Buried beside it, the sculpted head of a bald man juts from the sand. On the Pedestal reads: "I am Northernlion. King of Kings. I just ask questions, eh. Then I did crack after creating a society." Baffled, you just lay down and die in the sands of the Canadian desert.
5:55 people that are doing stuff like that in highschool have parents or someone fairly close getting them drugs. and they just party a lot really. not watch family guy, that's for the stoners. i grew up near one of the most well off areas in the US. one family i knew had a grandpa who i think was a defense contractor or something, and he would bring in the best coke in the world and give it to his family if they would ask for it. it was wild seeing his grandkid just straight up ask for some coke. they were a strange family, to say the least. there was also a well known aunt or mom who would give a lot of kids xanax. another kid i knew from highschool would smuggle kilos of coke in his car and have it shipped to him when he went away to college so his frat was set for the year. these rich beach towns are filled with cocaine since they just have so much money and access to the best. and they party a lot. gotta love it
Pretty sure Blonde On Blonde was during Bob’s amphetamines period. He only talked about being addicted to heroin once in an interview I think and most Bob historians really doubt it’s true caus it doesn’t line up with a bunch of other stories he told. Problem with Bob is you never know which story is true.
his high school messed up statistics (2 teen pregnancies, no one doing cocaine but plenty of weed, the ones fucked up age gap relationship) is legitimately the exact same as the high school I went and I graduated 3 years ago and I live on the other side of the globe. Makes me think that’s just normal high school and the stuff he thinks is 2020s high school stuff is just American high school stuff
Chatter Hall of Fame: 1:21 "so is this game like subwaysurfers for boomers" 7:08 "you should call her" to married man, about one of his HS classmates who got pregnant in highschool
Being addicted to league and caffeine at the same time is pretty bad, but imagine being addicted to drugs and league at the same time. That would be hilarious to witness. Just taking meth so you can keep playing league without needing food or sleep for several days
People aren't doing cocaine more, children on the internet are just larping Edit: fun fact chat, most teenage pregnancies are not from a teenage dad. They also, in case u need it spelled out, do not raise the kid
I sure as shit wouldn't share Coke because It's expensive. But the mentality of people who don't do drugs towards people who do coke is way different than any other drug. Coke users until they start screwing up aren't penalized socially for doing it.
No they are not doing more, its just that people lied in the 90's, especially in places like the uk(Where im from) we do ALOT of coke and less of the fent and other extreme drugs. You will frequently have to have security guards by toilets checking if someone is taking it and its very common to have people doing lines straight on dance floor during stuff like raves.
Video games in general ought to be considered an addictive substance in the same vein as pornography. I know it’s boomer core to say but that shit will literally ruin the reward centers in your brain. I still worry that nothing in the real world will feel as good as getting my first Pentakill with my friends and that’s really bad Wish i’d have never started in the first place
i mean you're not wrong by saying its the same as pornography, aka harmless and just entertainment. "oh my reward centers my dopamine" bro thats literally all entertainment. if you believe the bs you're preaching better log off from the internet and never have a hobby or any fun. go grind a soulless job i guess also neither are considered an addictive substance because they both arent a substance and also arent addictive (in the medical sense). you could argue they create compulsions but like yeah anything can
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"Doing crack for the bit" changes real quick to "doing crack for a bit"
Caffeine addiction to heroine addiction call that shit Coke Zero to hero
NL: gets addicted to heroin and his streaming career and life spirals down the toilet
me: +2 OMEGALUL
I love it when he commits to the bit +2
Heroin daughter, or librarian son?
I already know all about librarian son, what else is heroin daughter doing. Im just sayin, is heroin her whole thing or does she have other hobbies?
fentanyl daughter or womb tattoo librarian son
Honestly heroin daughter, there's something wrong with the Librarian
@@-lyvenx3648One is cooked, one’s addicted
You decide which is which
NL's heroin daughter is literally a Red Scare listener
Get it twisted, Crackmaxxing is the future of streaming.
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Meth so good for cleaning until you empty all your closets looking for the people in the walls
this game is like, what people that grew up with atari imagine, when you tell them "i was up all night playing videogames"
Northernlion on uppers is just XQC
dududuuddud cupcake me dud sell me dud
Only if he also has bell's palsy to slur his speech.
Das crazy dud
but funny 😂 edit: even i am so fucking funny on uppers so he would actually go crazy you couldn‘t stop him (I dont do them anymore and wouldn‘t advise anyone to try them cause they can fuck up your whole life)
Hard disagree
Hearing nl talk about gay sex in the cocaine video is like seeing Doctor Strange in the Thor movie.
+2
SOOOO TRUUEEE
I changed schools in my second to last year in high school and one girl there was expecting her second child and was trying to get engage with another guy that was not the father of either her children, she was really speed running life
How old was she when she had her first child??
@@HerOwnKnife idk but the child was a young toddler so probably 1-2 years before that year (she was only held back one year if I remember correctly)
@@SuperRainbol wow thats actually crazy. And some people say sex-ed isn't important or shouldn't be taught to teens
i went to a continuation high school and we had a daycare on premises, it was p cool tbh, but all the pregnant girls in the district got sent there, they sent me cause i refused to do homework lol
@@gl4d10 Now all the studies are pointing to homework not being an effective tool. You don't say...
I played almost exclusively league from 2011-2023 I finally feel normal again after a year
How does it feel to be free?
Welcome home
My condolences
Welcome back love
This should be easy for you then, finish the sentence:
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My partner went to a private high school and attended to a friends party on a boat, where said friend’s parents offered her coke. She would’ve been 16/17 at the time. I went to a few parties and got offered weed and more weed, mfs weren’t bringing coke to the public school parties.
That's rich kids for you
I love how this game brings him spiraling right back into the caffeine addiction vs LoL addiction discourse
I used to live next door to meth-heads, they would vacuum wooden floors for 7 hours a day, or night. It was a nightmare
those floors must've been really clean
@@flipwonderlandhad fucking wear marks I bet
he sounds like jerry seinfeld when he was doing his funny voice
There was a girl in my maths class who was 17 and seeing a 25 year old. Same as NL, we just thought it was a bit weird. In retrospect as a 25 year old, I find this very strange.
From one upload right into the next. Life is good.
think about a funny bit involving crack
try crack once, just for the bit
do it every weekend, just for the bit
bump it to every second day, just for the bit
get addicted, just for the bit
get your first mugshot, just for the bit
become homeless, just for the bit
a bit 15 years in the making. the penultimate bit
The crack addiction to end all crack addictions, peak kino-bit.
Penultimate means 1 before the last. What is the final bit...?
@@drywalleater2661excruciating withdrawals bit. Or overdose bit if things don’t go too well.
@@drywalleater2661 You walk through the desert alone, your guides dead from desiccation because you didn't realize the amount of water you would have properly needed. Cresting a sand dune, you crawl towards it once you notice something jutting out from the endless grains. You find a pedestal, upon it only FEET. Buried beside it, the sculpted head of a bald man juts from the sand. On the Pedestal reads: "I am Northernlion. King of Kings. I just ask questions, eh. Then I did crack after creating a society." Baffled, you just lay down and die in the sands of the Canadian desert.
@@jbreitz87is this the next dune
Luna would grow up to be a kid with fucked-up sense of humor (imagine the +2s) if NL does crack
the outro goes crazy
HARD
Math test was hella stressful today. Gotta do an 8 ball and throw some hoops to relax latter.
Weed, caffeine and nicotine are the addiction trifecta.
for me its weed caffeine and alcohol
@@thefutureisbread so true
@@thefutureisbread it's obviously weed alcohol and nicotine
I think this stream is singlehandedly going to get me into NL
Watch NL for the bot
Watch NL for a bit
lmao, the progress
i NEED more hot goss from nls high school days
That outro song 😂😂
northernlion has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever🤣
Can we get an outro songs playlist these are fire
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He is not bumpin that Sadge
Joke's on NL... Only thing keeping him from unlocking 10X his current genius and fixing all the problems in the world is his lack of perineum sunning.
League of Legends, not even once
Heroin dog or coffee cat
What stream is his most crack-like stream? Friend Vs Friend? Abiotic Factor part 1?
5:55 people that are doing stuff like that in highschool have parents or someone fairly close getting them drugs. and they just party a lot really. not watch family guy, that's for the stoners.
i grew up near one of the most well off areas in the US. one family i knew had a grandpa who i think was a defense contractor or something, and he would bring in the best coke in the world and give it to his family if they would ask for it. it was wild seeing his grandkid just straight up ask for some coke. they were a strange family, to say the least.
there was also a well known aunt or mom who would give a lot of kids xanax.
another kid i knew from highschool would smuggle kilos of coke in his car and have it shipped to him when he went away to college so his frat was set for the year.
these rich beach towns are filled with cocaine since they just have so much money and access to the best. and they party a lot. gotta love it
“No one was doing cocaine” bro you grew up around Kingston, there were absolutely coke heads in your high school
Pretty sure Blonde On Blonde was during Bob’s amphetamines period. He only talked about being addicted to heroin once in an interview I think and most Bob historians really doubt it’s true caus it doesn’t line up with a bunch of other stories he told. Problem with Bob is you never know which story is true.
his high school messed up statistics (2 teen pregnancies, no one doing cocaine but plenty of weed, the ones fucked up age gap relationship) is legitimately the exact same as the high school I went and I graduated 3 years ago and I live on the other side of the globe. Makes me think that’s just normal high school and the stuff he thinks is 2020s high school stuff is just American high school stuff
Chatter Hall of Fame:
1:21 "so is this game like subwaysurfers for boomers"
7:08 "you should call her" to married man, about one of his HS classmates who got pregnant in highschool
It's a 2.5% rate
The thing is, so many successful people do coke that at some point you have to wonder...
coke use is def down since NL was a teen
This bit reminded me of the fun fact that 9 out of 10 dollar bills in your wallet have detectable levels of coke on them.
NL could always try kratom lol
Goatd outro song
has he played this game dozens of times or is there just a lot of juice and he's never beat it
Being addicted to league and caffeine at the same time is pretty bad, but imagine being addicted to drugs and league at the same time. That would be hilarious to witness. Just taking meth so you can keep playing league without needing food or sleep for several days
People aren't doing cocaine more, children on the internet are just larping
Edit: fun fact chat, most teenage pregnancies are not from a teenage dad. They also, in case u need it spelled out, do not raise the kid
I sure as shit wouldn't share Coke because It's expensive. But the mentality of people who don't do drugs towards people who do coke is way different than any other drug. Coke users until they start screwing up aren't penalized socially for doing it.
No they are not doing more, its just that people lied in the 90's, especially in places like the uk(Where im from) we do ALOT of coke and less of the fent and other extreme drugs. You will frequently have to have security guards by toilets checking if someone is taking it and its very common to have people doing lines straight on dance floor during stuff like raves.
@@jbreitz87yeah we dont already throw them in jail lets also be dorks about drugs to people?
Convinced NL's chat filled with league addicts.
NL would be so much funnier if k8 switched to wet dog food over dry
Coke Zero daughter or League of Legends son?
chat is this real?
Sissyphus
Who’s taking the crack me or him.
me
does this guy ever get to the top of the hill or what
Teen pregnancy daighter or age gap relationship son?
Teen pregnancy daughter
DON'T mention crack, Jeremy
Video games in general ought to be considered an addictive substance in the same vein as pornography. I know it’s boomer core to say but that shit will literally ruin the reward centers in your brain. I still worry that nothing in the real world will feel as good as getting my first Pentakill with my friends and that’s really bad
Wish i’d have never started in the first place
that sense of achievement came from showing off to your friends not from league specifically
try going to something like a casino to get that same hit in real life:tm:
League specifically is comparable to a cocaine habit
i mean you're not wrong by saying its the same as pornography, aka harmless and just entertainment. "oh my reward centers my dopamine" bro thats literally all entertainment. if you believe the bs you're preaching better log off from the internet and never have a hobby or any fun. go grind a soulless job i guess
also neither are considered an addictive substance because they both arent a substance and also arent addictive (in the medical sense). you could argue they create compulsions but like yeah anything can
Teen pregnancies are just a skill issue tbh
(Obviously there are exceptions, but thats the rule)