How Not to Wake Up a Lioness!
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- Watch a massive male lion’s intense creep up to a sleeping lioness. Just as you think he is going to lie down next to her, he ends up waking her up in the absolute worst way possible!
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This was filmed by 32-year-old safari guide, Joshua Loonkushu, on an evening game drive near the river.
Joshua tells LatestSightings.com the story:
“On the previous day, we had spotted this pride of lions that had just killed a wildebeest within the banks of the Sand River in Maasai Mara. I decided to head over there the next day to try and track them down. Luckily I managed to find them!
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In the beginning, I couldn’t imagine that the male lion was going to behave like this! He got up and kept on creeping towards the lioness, almost stalking. He was taking all effort to keep as silent as possible. I told my guests that we are up to something quite interesting here.
As he got to the lioness, he bit her! It took the lioness exactly 2 split seconds to go from fast asleep to be in defense mode and ready to attack!
Soon after this scuffle, the rest of the pride joined the two, hugging them as if they were asking what was the matter?!
In my 8 years of guiding, this was the first sighting of its kind! I’ve never seen something like this, and if someone else comes across a great sighting like this, I say share it with the world!
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He approaches her like he already knows he's going to regret this.
Who hasn't bit their sleeping wife on the ass and lived to regret it?
Eric Naylor IKR
Well I am sure if he was sleeping and she woke him up, she will never hear the end of it 😊
And retreated balls first.
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The way he’s sneaking up to her makes it clear that he has done that before. 🤣
khfan4life365 Funny joke and all, But it's a SHE! A LIONESS IS A FEMALE LION! You ruined the joke for me.
@@EliteCubingAlliance he said 'he' as in the lion has probably done it to the lioness before 🤦♀️
@@EliteCubingAlliance Re-read it. Sloooowly.
Courageous Cuber bruh
@@EliteCubingAlliance the Can't-Read Cuber
Driver: Uhh, Hi, mr. Lion, could you perhaps ask your wife to move, so we could go along the road..
Lion: ..I'll try??
Underrated 😂😂😂
Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Abo Banger yes ikr
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I'm laughing so hard 😂😂😂 this video is so hilarious!
How the Male Lion literally *tiptoes* over is hilarious, he knows what's about to happen.
He wanted to see if she tastes like chicken.
Haha yup, he’s playing 😂😂 creeping up slowly lol
He was fully intending to prank her, if that's what you mean.
Seeing a lion tip toe is the best thing ever.
I have never seen that before unless they are hunting
Until they're doing that behind you
@Mehrunissah93 I thought that was SO cute, he didn't want to disturb his woman, he wanted to prank her instead! 🤦🏾♀️
Saira Ailia that bite looked painful
Anthony Yeah that wasn’t any playful bite damn
Impressive how fast she went from asleep to deadly attack mode
Instincts
@@Ravenbones Lol tf
@@Ravenbones hahahaha
Very much like myself😌
YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY TONIGHT!!!
I’m slowly becoming addicted to these lion videos
ItsYaGirl K yes I watch them all day now
Same disease.
Low key getting addicted
ItsYaGirl K omg me too. I can’t get enough of lion vids.
Try LionwhispererTV. Mesmerising.
I’m 100% positive that growling thing he’s doing after she attacks him is him laughing. I just have a feelin 😂😂
Yeah it's the sound they make to show dominance so 😔
that’s a roar
It’s sexual frustration.
I feel different. I think how she is feeling is.... How dare you!
@@valoriecarson1476 Yeah nobody cares about what you think! Lioness is just angry she got dumped by her drug dealing baby daddy!! If you're a female you would know about that kind of stuff rightt!!
Let's take a moment to appreciate that elegant ,well choreographed, sneak up.
Definitely
I heard the "Pink Panther" theme in my head while he was sneaking up.
@@Nutty151 lmfaooo
@@Nutty151 Fit so well! ^^
He sure put a lot of thought into it
Dude: "Hey man you think you can wake up your wife, she's kinda blocking the road."
Lion: "I-I'll try.."
@I'M UNIVERSE XD 😂😎😎
@I'M UNIVERSE savage 😂😂
*sneaks up and bites wife right on the ass*
Hahaha
@@Gj23jk2 i could use this trick hmmm.
He couldn't stop laughing after that prank. And, she looked back at him like, "not funny... idiot."
"Ha. Ha. Ha.... Haaa. Ha. Ha."
(c) Lio
Now I understand even if your king of the jungle
You cannot overpower your wife
You will be always be under wife control
Wife is always king & queen of jungle
@@ajusebastianfrancis1180 do you know that joke about lion and bull in a bar? They are like two old friends, sitting in a bar, having a conversation. Lion's phone starts buzzing. He responds - "okay. Yes. Will do. Be right there". And bull is like - "bro, who was that? you look scared". Lion: "thats my wife". Bull: "lol what? WIFE? seriosly?" Lion: "listen, you may not understand me, but your wife if a cow and my wife is the lioness"
@@ajusebastianfrancis1180 👌👌👏👏👍👍👍👍
@@invisiblekincajou 👍👍👍👍👏👌😆🤣
Turning on the engine of the vehicle at 01:04 almost spoiled the whole thing
I’m shocked it didn’t. If it had, I would’ve called my cousin Shocka Zulu and had them deported back to Russia. 🤣🤣🤣
Nah in these animal refuges the animals know the vehicles mean them no harm at all. They’re used to seeing and hearing them pretty close. Especially the lions as they have such a huge territory the groups of tourists search them out daily.
@@devinpol4258it spoiled the mood and the suspense. Not her sleep.
Ikr. So annoying
Think they did on purpose to try to wake her up before he got there! Lol seems like they try to interfere with nature.
I'm convinced he did that SOLELY for his amusement.... Animals have a sense of humor
Or maybe he was hungry and thought he could take her down and eat her.
@@Nikhil-ox6wc he could easily overpower her and kill her if wanted.
@@azunkor422 i mean...they look like an even match but okay
@@biberflub they have the same size but the male can knock over a buffalo while the Female cant
@@azunkor422 You underestimate female lions if you think he could "easily" overpower her. And BTW I was just kidding. 😂
This lion went on to write a book: The Do’s and Don’t’s of Foreplay by Claude Bawls.
Lol
Man, I absolutely have a sick sense of humor. Loved the title and Mr. Bawls.
Roflmao! Instant classic
OH GOD, my sides!
LMAOOOO!!!
Lioness: sleeps
Lion: time for a prank--bites her
Lioness: attack mode
Lion: chill babe it's a prank...see the camera's over there 👉
Lol😂😂
XD kinda related
@@とても美しい山羊 it's funny
XD
😂
I'm sure having a sense of humour is a trait associated with fairly high intelligence. This is just fascinating.
It's impressive to essentially see animals prank each other. Speaks to higher mental faculties.
I doubt a male has high Intelligence, that’s why he got in trouble and got punished.
It's instinctive playful nature rather than a sense of humour. Adult Lions show it since they're cubs when they sneak and bite
If you ever taken care of a bunch of cats, you will see them doing such stuff to each other even from as young as a few-month-old kitten.
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Sure, but I'd argue that humour is just an extension of playfulness. One main difference is that we instinctively want to make others laugh, but lions are probably just seeking their own personal amusement.
“In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps (on the couch) toniiiiiight."
LOL
@Rosabelle Firth Thanks so much lol! I try.😂
😂😂😂
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hee hee hee oh weeoh bumbaway.
@@protorhinocerator142 I appreciate you!🤣
I'm amazed how accurate his front and back steps. The back paws steps exactly where his front paws has been..
It's like that for all cats
Wow great eyesight you got there
Super predators. And one of the most successful, not just lions in particular when it comes to cat's.
That’s cool uno 😂😂 good eyesight
Oh wow
I’m actually happy this was randomly placed in my recommendations
Aries me too. Lol
His dejected pouting afterwards and how she just walks away casually after giving him 'what for'....priceless!!!
You misread it.
She is pouting then cowers and walks off submissively
He is Proudly beating his chest
@@patrickdoyle3525 🎯
👍 he's blowing his chest
I think he was laughing
@@giftijAgreed. He’s definitely not pouting. He’s laughing. It’s obvious that he was playing with her.
Lion: (whispering) "hey babe breakfast is..."
Lioness: "I done...(slap) told yo ass (slap, slap)...not (slap) to (slap, slap) to wake me up.."
Lol almost always the male lion won't hunt. No way the male lion has some breakfast
LMAOOOO IM CRYING
Nayli Syazwina Lion: Hey babe breakfast is almost over get me some dang food already
Fixed lol
@@Goldenxbih this is probably one of the best comments on youtube 🤣
This video demonstrates white-male privilege and toxic masculinity.
Ha different species same results
Trever Belmont 😂
Yup lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol
You mean different genders idiot
Elizabeth Glasby cant tell if I thats sarcasm or not
"Worth it."
- Male lion
🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣
That's going to be written on his headstone.
😂😂
😂😂
The lion tip toeing is honestly one of my favorite things in the world
I swear, it's like he's laughing afterward.
yeah lion was laughing
No not laughing, swearing instead, dam woman, slapped me in the face.
@@WAFFENAMT1 YEP!!!🤣🤣🤣
@@WAFFENAMT1 The lioness didn't land a single swipe on him.
@@WAFFENAMT1
She only defended herself, he asked for it.
1:02
Lion: Tip toeing to not make any sound.
Human: Guess it's time to start this car with diesel engine
Animals are not tuned to engines. That's why they get run over everyday. Notice how it didn't wake her up, neither did the lions even look to the direction of the car when it started? The crew knows this. Same as artificial lighting, it doesn't bother them.
@@Turtleback8024 how
Right..
TurtleShell 8024 if they get run over everyday people also need to keep a damn eye on the road. Animals were here before roads were. The least we can do is drive properly not to mention it fucks your car up if you hit an animal, even a bird
@@psydoof Avoiding hitting an animal in the middle of a highway is virtually impossible in most situations. Animals often try to cross at near the last minute, swerving to avoid can be incredibly dangerous and there's almost never time to slow down even driving the speed limit.
Later that day
Lion: Honey that was just a joke.
Lioness: Stfu Carl no cuddling tonight!!
There's a Carl in every pride.
Lol
😂
@@neilgerace355 Hahahaha
@@neilgerace355 There's a Karen in every comment section.
I completely understand and respect her reaction
Ikr he just bit her ass
Acho que pensou que estava morta 👀
Lion: tries a friendly bite
Lioness: attacks "calmly"
Lion: ASTHMA ATTACK
Maybe that's their way of apologizing or making it known that they did something wrong.... like a sign of acknowledgement or punishment.....idk...
@@flame50000 he was laughing so hard 😂😂
@The Brown Singh lame.
😂😂😂💙
@@shankarravula1465 wheezing
*The correct title- How to not wake up any sleeping woman*
No no she's got a point
This
Write she got point
*female
@@sumeetbhat9047 woman* not every women is a female
The lioness was obviously telling the Lion: "how many times? How MANY times did I tell you to leave ME alone?!"🤔😹😹😹😹
😂
She was probably on her period
Without the king how a queen can live...
@@akjacob5985if the king or queen is not related to the royal family that means they are not really a king or queen so it depends like the king of ingalind he's still a prince
@@DivineDirt
😉
My wife acts like that when I wake her up😂😂
Don't they all mate.
This is exactly how I act to my husband when he wakes me up
After telling you exactly when she wants to be woken up. I know what you mean.
Is this supposed to be endearing? Sounds like your partners are awful to be around.
you're not alone
She's saying "I was up all night with your cubs and you come waltzing in here thinking you're gonna get some! Get yourself on the couch and leave me alone!"
Great Awakening that’s stupid. Maybe she had two sets of twins? Maybe she’s in her 50s or 60s even then not all persons who have four kids are going to act or be the the same.
Guys listen up, do that sort of thing to a woman;your chances for the night go down the toilet!! Especially if she's been working a full day and then has to cook dinner. Because hubby is just sitting on his ass, can't even tidy up or help with homework ("women's work ").
Sounds like your speaking from experience
THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE MY BRAIN WENT 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
@Kelly Giesbrecht wtf
The way he slowly walks towards her is so cute.
It looks to me, he knows she still, "ain't fooling with his ass", but he was going to try anyway 😶😾
Stalking
Yeah he wants to play she trying to sleep
Kinda reminds me of simba
He was letting her know she was sleeping on a road track, with a jeep on it? She moved once she realised.
You can tell she's had to put up with this kind of crap from him for years.
Lololo🤣🤣🤣
Yes you can!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tupical bitch response
@@edjones8706 Heck yeah..all day she hunts for him, kills food for him, gives birth to all of his kids. She finally catches a break for some sweets zzz's and now he wants talk!? Haha.
Well I bet she will never come at him the way she did. It took him a very long time to calm down.
I think she learned a lesson.
Lioness: Why the fk did you do that!!!??
Lion: Its for my TH-cam channel - "Pranking my girlfriend".
I am surprise by his agility and
tiptoeing skills, I knew what was his intention and what he wanted to do when I saw him walking that way😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cats retract their claws and walk on the soft part of their paws when they are sneaking up slowly.
Yep, every female's been on the receiving end of that act, usually more than once. God damn stalkers can't take no for an answer.
I was waiting to say that men have got to learn from the lion.. but was disappointed..😏
Veronique428 Wasn't that just slow motion camera mode?
@@priyanair5686 lol
* Lion: being extremely quiet in approach
* Humans: camera flicks, non stop talking, starting a whole car
That’s why y’all die in the scary movies
Velly Derival 😅😆😆 Lol... somehow it’s true
Yep!
That is why I was watching recently alot of places now are getting electric vehicles or retrofitting old ones so as not to disturb the animals with noise or worse startle them. Yeah I thought it was odd of the moment they chose to start the motor.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm rolling!! Starting a whole car 😂😂😂ikr!
😂😂😂😂
He was totally teasing her. Smart animals. That's basic husband wife interaction lol.
Hey Profile Pic sister
@@malas.7276 haay!!
Simply Sasuke what female lion is beating a male lion into submission and killing them like you say in your first comment that’s ridiculous ?? You have this interaction all wrong. The female was angry and lashed at the male. The male then pursues forward again and she backs up puts her head down and becomes submissive lying down and quickly getting up acting strange all the while the male just stands his ground making noises asserting dominance over the situation again
@@bgboy4861 they're not talking about the video specifically, they're talking about how lions mate in general
emanuela9611ify when has a female lion killed a male lion
Source?
He may be king but that gorgeous beauty is QUEEN no one parks in her space ❤❤❤😂😂😂
I bet he was thinking: She's gonna love this. No lioness can resist Gastōn's charm & strength.
Mi amor, voy a despertarla con el sentido de Vispúdi del la garza.
I love this
If only he had brough chocolates...
Oh, that is disgaston!
😀😃😃😃
This should be titled 'How not to wake any female of any species'.
Miss A Peal
Trueeee
LoL!!! Too true
😂
Or males...
That's what I thought, too xD
I swear thats how a lion laughs. She was pissed and he thought it was funny... seems normal.
Archie Bunker and poor Edith! An Edith with fangs and claws, however!
stupendouus aroni it’s not a laugh, he’s marking the territory lol if anything I think he attacked her bc she was laying in a unmarked territory
Yes for certain he was cracking up over his funny-ness with his Lioness
I swear I saw him laugh too 😂
Animals can't laugh like humans can.
I have read some comments about him showing his dominance afterwards- while he's making all that grunting sound the lioness looks at him as if she thinks he’s pathetic and does something with her face that strongly resembles "rolling her eyes" and gets up and moves to a more quiet spot- and notice how he stops grunting and looks at her as if his heart is broken- this is better than old school soap operas 😊
that’s not grunting, that’s roaring. most people’s reference for what a lion’s roar sounds like comes from the MGM lion, but they actually used the sound from a tiger because it’s more impressive. this is a typical lion roar.
@@doctafloThey Used the Real Growl of a Lion not a Tiger's Actually.
@@doctaflo Yep. It's pretty funny, actually.
Tiger: "RRRWOOOOAAAAAUUURRRRRGHHHH!!"
Lion: "Ruuuuh. Ruuuuuuuh. Ruh. Ruh. Ror. Ruuuh."
@@divinepraise6931Nope, they didn't. Easy enough to check.
@@divinepraise6931a tiger's roar sounds like a crack of thunder. a lion's roar sounds like a motor that has trouble starting
Lion - "wifey let's have....."
Lioness - "go away stupid, I'm tired."
Beloved Grandson ya looks like that lion wanted to bang!
Simba: can you feel the love to----
Nala: LEMME SLEEP DAMMIT!
journeymanX lmao
Hmmmm but he was definitely not in a Simba mood.. He was just trying to make her understand who's the boss.. He bite her, he was not in a sexy mood but in a dominant mood, she's probably a strong female that doesn't need him 😂
@Cant_Touch_This tf
@@angelawatson8322 After the first attack she got submissive there 1:30 so it's pretty clear who the boss is
@@IgnacioAguilarToledoSubmissive to what? She moved away and began to settle again. All he got out of that was a big laugh and a near ass whooping.
And he knows he’s being a jerk, he’s creeping up
NonyaBusiness! Lol studies are showing cats can laugh I hear
Yes, he has a sense of humour / mischief.
No he’s testing to see if she is alert. what if a hyena attacks her?
A lion’s life is do or die and is tougher
And laughing hysterically inside too I 'll bet
I don't think the lion is creeping up. Looks to me like the video is in slow motion until he wakes her up
The lioness sleeping in literally the middle of the road is hilarious
Every male animal on the planet knows, do NOT wake up a sleeping woman.
Worthy107 be23 ...wich are animals too.
Except the ones who want to be bitch slapped 😂
@@arrowintheknee9956 lololol
Unless you have brought some food.
You don't wanna be a male praying mantis xD. Wake up a female mantis, and she eats you. Heck, male mantises risk their lives just mating because if the female is hungry, she'll eat her mate during the process.
After what he pulled, the tip toeing didnt make any difference to begin with 😂😂
I was thinking the same 😂
If she woke up too soon it would spoil the joke.
😂😂😂
@Ambers ASMR The tip toeing was cutely pathetic 😹
Just the tip? 😂
If she had a frying pan, he'd have been crowned with it.
😁😁🤣
Gino Nacionales = HAHAHAHA
He's lucky she didn't have a pot of hot grits!
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LMAO..True!
I’ve seen this 100 times never gets old😂
I totally agree 💯 It never ever gets old. I think she's absolutely beautiful ❤️
He should have brought tim hortons and a bacon 🥓 egger😂
I didn't know lions were pranksters! This is awesome!
Wtf 😂😂
They like to pounce on eachother
@@vbear3266 Mike Tyson
@@jean-claudelohokcheong6433 who's mike tyson? 😲
Apparently they are 😁
Why was he making those grunting noises afterwards? He got his feelings hurt??
That's all I can think of, too.
J M he got rejected
@@trump_will_lose_again So... Crying... I guess?
He's just trying to talk his way out if it!
Calling the rest of the pride
I can read her mind as she is lying back down. She is thinking "Idiot!"
Right 🤣 lucky the lion just got small cough after the furious attack back. That small warning.
So you speak lion tongue?
@@slickysaturn7243 It was fairly obvious that she was not impressed by his little trick!
@@jackiemcculla4928 it was fairly obvious that I was using sarcasm
@@slickysaturn7243 tbh it was not that obvious
He ain't getting any...lioness was fucking pissed. Hahaha
He did this and then literally laughed at her afterwards 🤣😂😂 annoying ass husband 🤣😂
Good Morning and Divine Blessings Beautiful Queen Goddess, you are fine as heaven
@@twiani4864 🚨SIMP🚨
@@hsy4265are you a gay man?
@@twiani4864 This is TH-cam my dude, not Tinder.
@@twiani4864 *NO*
“Hey guys, it’s me Leo. Today my girlfriend is asleep and I’m totally going to prank her. Stay tune”
Thats exactly how my mrs reacts when its her time of the month.
Also Leo after the video: I have decided not to prank anyone for the rest of my life
Were you half as safe as this lion? Human females are way dangerous man
tuned*
@@MP-ut6eb F
*Looks like someone’s sleeping on the tree tonight*
Genius
Loool
And also eating plenty of bugs under a rock.
😂😂😂😂
If that lion knows what's good for him you know.🤣🤣🤣🤣😈😇
Even lions know how to do pranks, lmao! And, yes, someone is definitely sleeping on the sofa tonight, haha!! 😆🤣
The Lion King deleted scenes: Simba pranks Nala
HaHaHaHaHa lol
Simba tries to eat Nala's ass like groceries
Nala takes the shit out of Simba
Ya
SHIN BAKI HANMA more like simba tries to rape nala
This is my dad bothering my mom who's minding her own business purely because he's bored
Mine too..was showing this video to ma just now telling her it's her n pa
same
No your not a lion lions can't right or do anything only hunt and other things
@miss. noname natsu yup
ok
Marty: "you bit me! On the butt!"
Alex: with his mouth still on Marty's butt, "no I didn't..."
Madagascar!!
😂👍
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 great movie of all time
@PenguinxII G 🤣🤣🤣
He did bite her butt tho lol, funny🤣🤣🤣 1:20 feel sorry for her😬
The most funniest thing ever, specially when the lion tiptoe it was hilarious 😂
She slapped him so hard he caught an asthma attack 😂😂😂
Go give him a nasal spray.. an antiallergic too.
LMFAOOOOO
Heeeeellll naaaaaaw!
He is announcing that these all are my area and you're all my slaves.
Lions huff when they are angry, so he was most likely calming himself down because he didn’t want to rip her to shreds
Husband: my wife temper is insane
Lion: hold my deer
...deer? You mean gazelle?
@@Southpaw88 ...Gazelle? You mean Zebra?
@@chrishansen9102 zebra? You mean death?
@@lenutatabac9646 death? You mean you?
@@juju_ow You? You mean your mom?
“See that tree over there? You’re sleeping under that tonight!”
And the lion learned his lesson of the day😂😂😂
👎
@@mondaysmiles9309 😄🖕
This male lion 🦁 tiptoeing is sooo freaking hilarious that I'm in stitches and can't stop laughing 😅 it's fascinating to see just how darn cautious he was, then bites her, and all hell broke loose 🤣 😂 that lioness' reaction from fast asleep to attack ready an amazing sight ❤❤❤❤❤
Why did they start the jeep? They almost messed up his prank!!!
Most animals tune out artificial sounds like that.
They were just getting ready to get the hell out if shit went bad
@@slimshady2100 real rap I don't blame em
The engine start would actually heighten the scare. It throws the focus off of the lioness even while she's sleeping. That's why the driver timed it, on purpose, right before the jump.
what if they got into big fight .. lionesses can be very scary if they anger
Well to be fair she was just lion around.
haha good one 😆
@@jordinjackson2432 hahaha thanks
lool that acc made me laughh😹😹
Noice
BA-DUM-TISSSS! Good one!
That was one seriously pissed off kitty.😁
Yawn...
The lion is hung as fuck. I couldn't help but notice his advantaged size.
richard bidinger I think you mean pissed off pussy
He just wanted a piece....
richard bidinger you will be to if someone bite you in the ass.
She was out too...dreaming about her past lives, and here he comes plotting and playing games... ❤😂❤He thought he was smooth too...she got him together real quick...😅😅😅
Omg ppl he isn’t laughing at the end. That’s a mating call. He woke her up to mate. 😂😂😂
No, lions just do that. They are bullies.
Typical male, the woman works hard all day, takes care of the kids and hunts for their meal and the moment she wants to rest, he wants to rut.lol
No, he is panting for breath, he didn't expect her violent reaction 😂😂
@adi yaf Yes you're right, women are not a liability for humans because human life come from women. You wouldn't be in this world without a woman either. *winks*
@@dragenfire68 Oh la la, nothing scarier than a woman hater lol
To be fair, if someone bit you while you were asleep, you'd be the same 🤣
I literally rip the person off who wakes me up like this.
My bf also complained bout this once lol.
I would tear their mouth right off if that happened to me
@@momo1461 I mean why are you biting people while they’re asleep like I feel like it doesn’t matter if there a man
@@momo1461 i agree to some degree but if someone bit you would also be pissed regardless of gender
@@momo1461 so why are you taking your last relationship problems out on TH-cam?
Liontube: Pranked wifey.. She almost killed me!
Gone wrong ......backfired
(gone wrong!!) (Ends in divorce!!!?)😱😱😬
lol lion is walking so slow that if you play this at 2x speed he's still walking slow
He was trying to tell her to quit sleeping in the middle of the damn road
Hahaha that's hilarious
None of his dam business where she sleeps...
@@blackbird35116 for real haha
And she made it clear she will sleep where she damn well pleases, now kiss off!
But its her road soooo
The Grunting noise the Lion is making is his way of Laughing at the Lioness reaction 🤣😂
and she walks off
saying...oh Shut Up!!
he's heading to destination single 🤣
@Khair Muhammad Could it be that he was also whining about the fact that she just gave him a beat down crushing his ego?
Lion: Here's the human again. I'm bored. What can I do to make today's usual dull afternoon safari exciting? Hmmm, she's asleep. Let me just....
Lioness: Rrrrr! Ambush! FIGHT OR DIE!!
Lion: What tha???!
Lioness: Attack!!
Lion: Dang... hey, stop! Come on, it was just a prank...(steps back)
Lioness: What were you thinking? (While giving him a paw slap on the face)
Lion: ....
Lioness: It wasn't funny, I almost had a heart attack!!
Lion: What about me? You were sleeping in the middle of their road...and the humans think of me as the king...and you were supposed to jump up in fear and flee...I have a rep you know...aaah, you have a mean left hook...are they recording? (Whining)
Lioness: ..... (starts rethinking her choice of mate as she walks away)
Lion: Do you remember this? I still got it. (Gives off his mating call)
Lioness: (walks away thinking: "Oh get over yourself")
@Khair Muhammad You're welcome 😊
Nah, trying to make up for the fact he got frightened by a girl.
Lion: *butch territorial noises*
Lioness: We'll talk about this when you've calmed down
😂
He was weak asf lmao 😂😂
He's DEFINITELY sleeping on the couch tonight. ;-)
No, a mighty jungle ^^
That’s a love bite - a sign of higher level IQ for animals.
“Honey, you shouldn’t sleep on the road-“
Lioness: Oh, I didn't know you wanted to die today...
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BABE!!!"
Humans shouldn't build the road through her bedroom
That's true.
"Hey humans! Is the camera on? WATCH THIS!"
😂😂 watch how am gonna piss her
“You’re sleeping on the rock tonight, George!”
“And you can be damn sure the rest of the girls are gonna hear about this!”
@Semper Fortis it's not up to anyone to decide where anyone sleeps, also it was a joke.
@Semper Fortis what's that meant to be mean? It's not up to anyone. You don't have the right to make anyone do anything, dosent matter what sex they are.
😂😂
Semper Fortis Sexist, F*** my gender right?
At the end she's just staring at him like that's not funny
I feel like every guy does some kind of prank on their girl when she's asleep. All the way to the Animal kingdom.
Lol my thinking exactly
@Mr. Shark I’m a shark.
YES!
And all regrets
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Watching him walk so slowly is the funniest thing!
Spyda he knew she be bitchy. lol
He's actually tiptoeing.
Well You've never been married .
@Barbara McCormack this might be a revelation to u, but no one is obligated to conform to ur worthless standards
kinda like how the comments u leave show how uptight u are
he pranked her ... she's pissed ... he's laughing ... now we know what lion laughter sounds like
Make sense
Haha
LoL😂
hahahhaha bro
the embarrassment he must be feeling knowing this will be on TH-cam and all of his friends will see it.
She didn't attack him on purpose. It's just their instinct as they live in wild and any animal can attack them. That's why she collected herself when she realized it was him
@Real Talk LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Why did the lion bite her to begin with
@@lylebarnard7447 it's a prank
@@lylebarnard7447 its playful bite not really a bite
thank you for your well credited insight, do you work at a safari?
Male Lion - "Woman get up and fix me some dinner!"
Lioness - "Fix it your damn self!"
@@joesquinn9517 male hunt to at night
@@joesquinn9517 both go hunting actually
@@RomanSimkinsyou are right both go hunting.
@@nanochic teen males actually can hunt, and often travel in pairs or 1or 2 more.They just starve when they get too old and dont have the strengh to kill prey anymore.
Scar: It’s the lioness’s job to do the hunting....
Hyenas: Yeah but they won’t go hunt!
*cut scene*
Scar: why?
Hyenas: uh they said they aren’t our servants...
Scar: oohhh eat Zazu!
Lol 😂
"I heard he got those scars from fighting off a whole pack of hyenas."
"Naw naw they said it was two cheetahs."
*what really happened*
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@@kevinhartstine1852 uh..huh
Kevin Hartstine
I- what?
@@kevinhartstine1852 r/ihadastroke
@@silly2717 Yes, you have reddit, we got it.
It’s just amazing how big they are, and how loud and some people are friends with these animals but their size is frightening
King of the jungle until they wake the Lioness
Can i wake u up sometime
Oh! Shut up....king is just trying to have some fun. It can kill lioness anytime if it want too.
Right on... Then they laugh hoping to redeem themselves... 😂😂💕
You don't realize this was a security drill.
@@espnstar1000 But he's not a foolish guy to forget, there is no king without the queen 🤴👸
"How not to wake up a lioness" thanks for the advice, but waking up a lioness wasn't on my bucket list anyway. 🙂
😁😆
@Brian O'Ciáily That goal is painfully familiar, lol.
🤣🤣🤣
Masai boys in Kenya must go thru manhood test... They must sneak on to a lion and pull their tail...
Well, if it was it should probably be the last thing on the list lol
My informal survey says . . .
No cat, no matter what size, can resist an opportunity to sneak up, on anyone, no matter what it costs them.
Pretty stealthy I would say.
Sneaky bastards
It also proves that if your housecat was big enough, he would eat you.
I have a lovely, blue point, male Siamese cat, and he doesn't do that crap. He's just the opposite, he actually announces his presence. My cat holds extended conversations with me everyday. My cat is a lover, not a fighter.
... but you're quite right in that lots of cats like to be sneaky. What kinda pooch do you have there?
@@rose4490 I have a male Russian Blue who's a lot like your blue point. He never attacks people; follows me around like a dog; and is always sweet and playful, even with strangers. He's even friends with my male umbrella cockatoo. He's not like a typical cat at all.
She looks tiny next to him. He is a huge, beautiful male.❤🇺🇸
Humans: Our wives are moody
Lions: Hold our food
He literally woke her up by biting her... That was her instincts protecting herself, nothing to do with her being moody😂
Lend a 500 kg Buffalo.
@@piea7397 oh no I'm offended, better not assume as personally attack or something
@@piea7397 That's right! TH-cam is a safe space for the female gender and any male who disagrees will be arrested for committing hate-crimes against us beautiful and stunning women!!
*[Flailing arms wildly]* YAYYYYYY!!!! WOMEN WIN AGAIN!!!! YAYYYY!!!! #Feminism!
Lion: Hold my zebra
When a husband comes home late and tries to crawl into bed but the wife wakes up
@truth seeker im so confused by this comment when did he say the lioness wasn't the female
@@bossman4993 u forgot to add 'dumb ass' to your question ;)
@truth seeker You havent found the truth yet
This whole area of replies is golden.
@truth seeker sad 😂
Men, no matter the species, they will be the same. 😂
Average Internet Surfer Damn right 😂🤘
My thoughts exactly 😂😂😂
Nope, male dolphins have legal rights.
😅😂😂
Didn't know that men wake there girls, by biting there asses.
I have a feeling he's going to be sorry.