MinuteEarth Explains: Battle of the Sexes

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    In this collection of classic MinuteEarth videos, we take a look at how deep the divide between males and females actually goes.
    We originally created the videos in the “MinuteEarth Explains” series for another project. But we know that lots of people right now are looking for really good online educational content - and something to take their mind off current events - so we decided to release them here as well. We’d love to know what you think, so leave us a comment below!
    These are the episodes featured in this compilation:
    0:04 - Are any Animals Truly Monogamous?
    • Are any Animals Truly ...
    3:24 - Males vs. Females: Sexual Conflict
    • Males vs. Females: Sex...
    6:18 - Why Bird Penises Are So Weird
    • Why Bird Penises Are S...
    8:49 - Why It Sucks to Be a Male Hyena
    • Why It Sucks to Be a M...
    11:27 - Why Do Female Hyenas Have Pseudo-Penises?!
    • Why Do Female Hyenas H...
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  • @MinuteEarth
    @MinuteEarth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

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    • @maker.11
      @maker.11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ??? this is 35 minutes ago??

    • @matok5711
      @matok5711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maker.11 yes?

    • @billyboel9403
      @billyboel9403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump 2020

    • @matok5711
      @matok5711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billyboel9403 ur mom

    • @territaylor7087
      @territaylor7087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm European lmao.

  • @lonekirin905
    @lonekirin905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6692

    Hyena society:
    All women are queens
    If he breathes he's unworthy

    • @jherwinv7826
      @jherwinv7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      I bet the feminists wish it was like this

    • @gcdjshaneshow
      @gcdjshaneshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I feel like i saw or heard that line before? Hmmm....

    • @tatertom2641
      @tatertom2641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@jherwinv7826 OHH YOU JUST OWNED THE LIBS OHHHH NOW SAY THE ATTACK HELICOPTER JOKE OHHH

    • @HandleUnclear
      @HandleUnclear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@jherwinv7826 ah yes because this is the same as wanting to not be disrespected, and treated as a second class citizen because I'm a woman.
      Wanting men to have the same access to their children and playing an equally important role in their offspring lives is definitely the same as wanting to oppress men.
      Boy we feminists sure are disgusting for hoping for equality.

    • @mlcook8135
      @mlcook8135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@HandleUnclear bro......*chill*

  • @mesdoodles4980
    @mesdoodles4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5184

    Did I search this - No
    Was I assigned this - No
    Did I watch the whole video - Yes

  • @net_spider
    @net_spider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    3:08
    Well... there is also the angler fish. The male fuses with the female and kinda just becomes a mindless breeding parasite... er... symbiote (I'm not entirely sure which is more applicable). He takes nutrients from the female anglerfish while he provides sperm when he's ready to spawn. This relationship has two side affects: 1.) because they are now inseparable, it gets rid of the need to find any other partner in the terrible blackness that is the angler fish's habitat, and 2.) Because the male is now essentially just an appendage for the female... many of his internal organs and other useless bits like his eyes atrophy and wither away... talk about horrifying!
    O_O

    • @trananbinhjerry6438
      @trananbinhjerry6438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Net_Spider wait what about praying mantis and spider?? It doesn't count as cheating if your partner is dead right??.

    • @speakingwithoutnet
      @speakingwithoutnet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The freaky reason they aren't monogamous is that females can have more than one male attached to her. I think one fish was found with five males.

    • @sackboy1665
      @sackboy1665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@speakingwithoutnet Well that isn't anyone's fault, nobody can see!

    • @MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10
      @MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why evolution just why why did you have to created such an unnecessary ways to have babies?

    • @Shutyourmouth20
      @Shutyourmouth20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10 Because, such is based around advantages in the genetic component of a potential mate and offspring. Such is based around large amounts of offspring production.

  • @htchung7
    @htchung7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    Mom: "hey honey what did you learn in school today?"
    kid: "oh you know, science and stuff"
    mom: "oh really? tell me more!"
    kid: "umm..."

    • @Artuchu
      @Artuchu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Kid: "Squirrels can super glue there partners ****** shut :D"
      Mom:

    • @blauwbeer556
      @blauwbeer556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Artuchu vagina isn't 4 letters long .

    • @watterson.darwin
      @watterson.darwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Me Me lol

    • @jaydenc367
      @jaydenc367 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Arqya Adnan Kurniawan what is it then?

    • @yobigshaq879
      @yobigshaq879 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaydenc367 dick i think

  • @billyboy5590
    @billyboy5590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4631

    "you want to be my worm forever and merge together?"

  • @pmmeurcatpics
    @pmmeurcatpics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5667

    Honestly, it sucks to be a hyena of any sex

    • @georgplaz
      @georgplaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      i'd still pick female over male 😅

    • @francisluglio6611
      @francisluglio6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Same. Definitely would choose female over male without needing to think very hard at all

    • @bulgna
      @bulgna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@georgplaz yes, it would suck physically but not socially

    • @launacyko4523
      @launacyko4523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Be any female hyena species except spotted hyena (the only hyena species to have pseudopenises)

    • @ARandomMonkey
      @ARandomMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Launa Cyko I dint know that! Thanks.

  • @paradoxtatorstudios9681
    @paradoxtatorstudios9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Imagine the person who had to draw all this...

    • @CouponCarena
      @CouponCarena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oof yeah I didn't think about that till now

  • @IcyPandaGirl
    @IcyPandaGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I took a class from a prof that researched the genes of these hyenas, and she said that it's a byproduct of the excess testosterone. As females have to be more aggressive, their hormones have been optimized for brute strength, which results in higher than average testosterone. Some phenotypes are not evolved for a specific purpose, but rather just an unfortunate byproduct of other genetics.

  • @MrHack4never
    @MrHack4never 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4143

    I'm impressed with the fact that YT has neither deleted nor flagged this as 18+ yet

    • @jamadir
      @jamadir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Its educational so.

    • @mrbaeman39lolman60
      @mrbaeman39lolman60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@jamadir HEY GUYS IMMA MAKE AN EDUCATIONAP VIDEO ON PORN!

    • @ilincaleca9947
      @ilincaleca9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      TH-cam has problems, tbh. First you can't post 18+ content, now you can't post kids content, either. What are we supposed to post, then?

    • @Joseph-gq9nd
      @Joseph-gq9nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Potatoes Can Fly That's kid's content

    • @user-zc2rx2np5v
      @user-zc2rx2np5v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      hazbin hotel is 18+ its still fine

  • @DaniBoie
    @DaniBoie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3595

    First its like:
    "Here you go, my son. These feathers is for you to attract more females"
    Then its like:
    "YeS mY SoN. hAvE tHiS hUgE dOnG!"

    • @squibble311
      @squibble311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      here you go, have a thing to do online now, guys

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      And then:
      "YeS my DaUgHtEr, HaVe ThIs HuGe DoNg!"

    • @adopt.me.aesthetics7465
      @adopt.me.aesthetics7465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      True

    • @akpsyche1299
      @akpsyche1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I wish my father was like that.

    • @robespierre2575
      @robespierre2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ducks must drop their magnum condom a lot

  • @olajumokealbert6578
    @olajumokealbert6578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    For those with a clear mind this was really educative

    • @misterpotato427
      @misterpotato427 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agree. Only twittards see this as an attack against them.

    • @mfjfjfjfjg3069
      @mfjfjfjfjg3069 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@misterpotato427literally nobody thinks that

  • @pissapocalypse
    @pissapocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Chickens can squirt out sperm from sub par suitors"
    Bruh if that ain't a power move I don't know what is

  • @Master_Therion
    @Master_Therion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4642

    When killer whales mate do they have an orcasm?

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      Damn, I wonder what sperm whales have then 😂

    • @Master_Therion
      @Master_Therion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      @@feynstein1004 Sperm whales? I think they humpback.

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Well don't keep watching or you might have blue whales

    • @grilsonderdebrug2393
      @grilsonderdebrug2393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      What animals do have orgams??

    • @larimari87
      @larimari87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      STOP stop just stop

  • @calmcat8212
    @calmcat8212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    "So the next time you see a man propose to a woman, it's not cute, it's mate guarding"

    • @philosoftfurkitusjunkyard2462
      @philosoftfurkitusjunkyard2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It's not cute, no
      Deceits, financial problems, loss of interest, etc etc
      But hey! We're a society, let's cheer!

    • @Master-kh6ww
      @Master-kh6ww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      No humans are actually the species that do monogamy the most

    • @o_0264
      @o_0264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Master-kh6ww exactly my parents are the best example of it

    • @DM-nw5lu
      @DM-nw5lu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, I always thought marriage is archaic and it's historic roots are straight-up disgusting (property exchange between men). My partner and I do want to get legally married for tax benefits but we want neither a wedding nor the rings.

    • @Tacticslion
      @Tacticslion 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Por ques no los dos?

  • @hardcorejerking
    @hardcorejerking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    When bird babies figure out there parents are cheating on each other :OOO

    • @soda_crackerr
      @soda_crackerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh sheeet

    • @bigsam8597
      @bigsam8597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You mean :^ :^ :^ :^

    • @Ktulu789
      @Ktulu789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And you thought they were hungry and asking for food on the nest every time the parents land.

    • @anitamihholap5926
      @anitamihholap5926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *their

  • @aureeel
    @aureeel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    So should I be mad if my bf cheats on me or is it just his evolutionary instinct so he couldn't fully control it?

    • @JT5555
      @JT5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I Think The Better Question Is: Should You Be Starting Your Own Harem,Because Of Evolutionary Instinct?>;3

    • @chandranapier2259
      @chandranapier2259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      According to this, it’s also his instincts to control you and keep you from mating with other males ever. Point is, biological directive or not, we got priorities beyond that. If it hurts, be mad.

    • @drumtantrum6825
      @drumtantrum6825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      However, we humans have consciousness, so we have the option to overcome our instincts in order to be fair and loyal to our partners. This is what separates right and wrong in this situation, I suppose.

    • @idontknowagoodname3293
      @idontknowagoodname3293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Yes you should be mad because humans are able to control instincts.

    • @BobHoss4
      @BobHoss4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yes you should be mad. Your ex man is an adult, who choose to be unfaithful

  • @paulycoleman98
    @paulycoleman98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1188

    Hyena reproduction is messed up.

    • @kutstarhz-646
      @kutstarhz-646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah, It's awkward

    • @philosoftfurkitusjunkyard2462
      @philosoftfurkitusjunkyard2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      No wonder they have very irritating laughter

    • @paulycoleman98
      @paulycoleman98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kitu's Junkyard explains some women’s laughs ive heard through the years. I’ll keep them in my prayers

    • @sqq7521
      @sqq7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hyenas in general is messed up

    • @miserychews
      @miserychews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They different. That’s why I like them 😔

  • @MaxFerney
    @MaxFerney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    I never thought I'd be so interested in hyena genetalia.

    • @dlikescheese
      @dlikescheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pause

    • @xndpax9103
      @xndpax9103 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was 666 i changed that

    • @BVK.
      @BVK. ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ay yo bruh, need a shot?
      Cause I'm about to...
      🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

    • @Just_A_Guy_Here.
      @Just_A_Guy_Here. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm your 800th liker here & bye.

    • @sun2541
      @sun2541 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@BVK. Dirty minded

  • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
    @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    Humans: Why do Female Hyenas also have shafts?
    God: Oh, I remember that night. Too much booze...

  • @llamaboioflusatia
    @llamaboioflusatia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Me at 12am: I’ll sleep after this video
    Me at 3am: bIrD pEnIsEs

  • @anzahanifathallah
    @anzahanifathallah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    last video: [warns that the video contains info about hyena genitals]
    me: [flashbacks to the previous 2 or so video about duck penises]

    • @larimari87
      @larimari87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ikr

    • @Chomuggaacapri
      @Chomuggaacapri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I think the warning was more for the live footage of real hyenas mating lol

    • @nathanjarboe4927
      @nathanjarboe4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was because the female ducks perfected big dick ducks.

    • @pattymaynard4138
      @pattymaynard4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anza Hanif Athallah I seen that video lol

    • @seansahara724
      @seansahara724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      N I C E

  • @SciFactsYT118
    @SciFactsYT118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    Random fact: A group of foxes is called a skulk or leash.

    • @GhostSamaritan
      @GhostSamaritan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      A group of crows is called a murder :)

    • @edwardblue107
      @edwardblue107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ꧁Twilight UnderSky꧂ Iluminati ravens?

    • @pmmeurcatpics
      @pmmeurcatpics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GhostSamaritan good one)

    • @lukachiq9484
      @lukachiq9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nowu of the North i wanna like, but its 69 likes ):

    • @Gothead420
      @Gothead420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A group of humans is called a clique.
      -_-

  • @l.amagundayao4853
    @l.amagundayao4853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Birds really give the phrase "Side Chick" a whole other meaning.

  • @Ktulu789
    @Ktulu789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I just learnt so freaking much in one video that I will be processing this for a while.
    So, most animals are not monogamous, some male traits get passed from female genes, male hyenas have a hard life and females are fixed to their place too, and they give birth in the worst way possible! And so much more!
    This goes into my Wow Playlist.
    Edit: Wow! A heart! ❤️ Thanks for the awesome video!

    • @Ktulu789
      @Ktulu789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Editing loses the heart? Ouch xD
      What matters is that I got it, anyways! 😁

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ktulu789 Oh, no! But you handled it well.

  • @funky_dusty
    @funky_dusty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    Luke, I ain’t yo father.

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Mama's baby, papa's maybe...

    • @amy19902b
      @amy19902b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ummm actually..
      The quote was ' No. I am your father'. Not 'Luke I am your father'

    • @ourladypeace3
      @ourladypeace3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      amy19902b Maybe in the original release of the movie, but all online versions are of the latest re release

    • @funky_dusty
      @funky_dusty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did this from memory lol, why do people like these things

    • @barsozuguler4744
      @barsozuguler4744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mission: cheat in 45 minutes in pitch black night
      Humans: no way
      Birds: oh guys, this is just a daily routine

  • @MisterJackTheAttack
    @MisterJackTheAttack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    3:17 "So, blood-sucking flatworms might be as romantic as the animal world really gets"
    What I am hearing is that my first marriage is the benchmark to beat?

    • @Artuchu
      @Artuchu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cause your from Steven universe

  • @Stupau
    @Stupau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Other animals : wow labor was hard, what about you hyena?
    Hyenas : *i dont wanna talk about it*

    • @julieta8558
      @julieta8558 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That reminds of that one Litterbox comic. . .

  • @andredarsie
    @andredarsie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    Maybe Fairy Wrens are not cheating, they're just very open-minded about their relationships.

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      bird swingers

    • @-JG-339
      @-JG-339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Then why they sneak in the dark? 🤔

    • @Moon-Archive
      @Moon-Archive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@-JG-339 Nights the best time for that kinda stuff

    • @eelboy3098
      @eelboy3098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Jenia German don’t disturb the young ones

    • @frootloopssz
      @frootloopssz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *wheeze*
      true doe

  • @Gothead420
    @Gothead420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    So, thats why I have a deadbeat dad, many half-siblings, and a broken marriage caused by my cheating:
    Biological superiority!

    • @frootloopssz
      @frootloopssz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Gothead420
      **wheeze**
      oh buddy :’)

    • @Cri_Jackal
      @Cri_Jackal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Sadly, this is 100% correct.
      Mother Nature could not give less of a shit about the happiness of its own children, all it cares about is whether they're "successful" and if they "have grandkids".

    • @ni3070
      @ni3070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I don't think so......no offense, but aren't humans intellectually superior due to the extra attention given by both parents?? Isn't that how we evolved?

    • @antlercatler
      @antlercatler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you need a hug bro?

    • @thewolfhunter7493
      @thewolfhunter7493 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't need a hug.

  • @flightlesscrxw9394
    @flightlesscrxw9394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    One thing you missed was that angler fish fuse together, the male latches onto the females side, and she basically absorbs him, kinda like the flat worms.

    • @shushilasubba985
      @shushilasubba985 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They can have more than one male

  • @calisthenicsharmony1767
    @calisthenicsharmony1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Male bird : SO WHY DID U CHEATED ON ME BABE ....😢
    Female bird : oh honey dont take it personal .........i just wanted some VARIETY
    MALE BIRD: 😑

    • @kxnnoir
      @kxnnoir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is soo relatable... to humans

  • @AryanKumar-jo1pz
    @AryanKumar-jo1pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    what am I watching?
    this quarantine is making me mad

  • @37rmstrong
    @37rmstrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Hyenas are just messed up from start to finish. Between their awkward rear ends their hierarchy and the horrible birthing process wow. I think I'd rather be a vulture. At least they are more respected in the group of scavengers. 😁

    • @marl5720
      @marl5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Hyenas aren't scavengers. Hyenas hunt more than lions. Lions are more of scavengers than hyenas.

    • @37rmstrong
      @37rmstrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@marl5720 guess we're both right
      Spotted hyenas may kill as many as 95% of the animals they eat,[5] while striped hyenas are largely scavengers.[6] Generally, hyenas are known to drive off larger predators, like lions, from their kills, despite having a reputation in popular culture for being cowardly.[6] Hyenas are primarily nocturnal animals, but sometimes venture from their lairs in the early-morning hours. With the exception of the highly social spotted hyena, hyenas are generally not gregarious animals, though they may live in family groups and congregate at kills.[7
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyena

    • @marl5720
      @marl5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@37rmstrong I never knew some of that stuff. But according to the video, they are spotted hyenas.

    • @youwatch1995
      @youwatch1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Humans could be like that before. Females live longer than males. Lol

    • @rexyburke8362
      @rexyburke8362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neil Porter even vultures are kinda bad try a chimp or bonobo our closest animals

  • @satwickkancharana5918
    @satwickkancharana5918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Well, that explains why hyenas are always angry and frustrated af.

  • @theerrorfixer1627
    @theerrorfixer1627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The (male) duck in the beginning of the first video: ‘ Hey honey, I will go cheat and reproduce. ‘
    The female: ‘ Ok. ‘

  • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
    @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    2:53 - There's a creature (a different worm iirc) where upon mating, the male sort of splays open and the female lays inside him and he wraps up and they fuse together (it's like she's wearing him as a winter-coat). I can't for the life of me remember what it was called or find the screenshot of TH-cam video where I saw it last. 🤔

    • @marinacosta8835
      @marinacosta8835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Schistossoma mansoni

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yup, that's the one: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schistosoma#/media/File:Schistosome_Parasite_SEM.jpg
      Now that's a pair-bond.

    • @kanishkachakraborty
      @kanishkachakraborty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@marinacosta8835 yo wtf.

    • @missing2414
      @missing2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Humans could do that too if society and the government didn't frown upon it so much SMH

    • @HairiladhaBasirun
      @HairiladhaBasirun 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your smart

  • @gangpardos3833
    @gangpardos3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    7:30 It’s like the shiny version of a peacock if it was a Pokémon game.

    • @darkshadd5097
      @darkshadd5097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      **GASP**
      *A Shiny Skarmory Appeared!*
      Idk okay

  • @veggieboyultimate
    @veggieboyultimate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Now I can't stop thinking if dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals of the past may have harems and cheating relationships. We may never know the answer for this.

  • @RainyBat
    @RainyBat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I assure you sir, I need to draw a squirrel in a BDSM chastity belt

  • @scorpleeon
    @scorpleeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Males: spray and pray. -Minute Earth 2020

  • @henry003
    @henry003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    4:34 I feel so bad for that rooster

  • @muhammadfazlurrahman4929
    @muhammadfazlurrahman4929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Meanwhile, in the future :
    Alien : do homo sapiens is monogamus or not?
    Other alien : Uh.....it' s hard to explain

  • @ArtOfficialKreations
    @ArtOfficialKreations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's both amazing and disturbing that we know all this

  • @adenfayt5433
    @adenfayt5433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "We don't have a convincing explanation for why nature has given female hyenas large genitals"
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't we have an answer to this: Testosterone
    Testosterone promotes genital growth. Males are more aggressive in most species, and this is largely because they produce more testosterone, which is a hormone most intertwined with the expression of aggressive traits (I can share more about testosterone's role in modulating aggression if needed).
    Female hyenas produce more testosterone than males; not only does this make sense given their dominance structure, but it also explains female's larger genitals.
    Fun fact about hyenas: Pups taken to another country and raised without mothers still end up forming a female dominant hierarchy, but it takes a while for this system to emerge. This is because it emerges from both physiological and psychological phenomena - higher testosterone levels, as well as watching mom terrorize the males, which these pups didn't get to do.

    • @Carla10987654321
      @Carla10987654321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But I think The question is more a evoltutinary one. What happened to female hyenas to have more testosterone and bigger genitalia, when all other mammals species did the opposity?

    • @Tina99999
      @Tina99999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Carla10987654321 Must be some environmental factor. Hyenas are more scavengers than hunters. Females have a bigger role in feeding young than males. Scavenging also means less quality food than hunting themselves. If pups were depended on their weaker mothers to fight for their food with males, it would be bad for their offspring in general. So maybe females had to become bigger and stronger to ensure food for pups. There are not many mammals that live in pack and are scavengers mostly. Cant think of another similar species. There is a ranking order when it comes to eating in all animal packs: first eat the biggest and strongest animals. So a lion pack starts eating from a whole animal and weakest pack members get leftovers. But hyenas start eating from leftovers as scavengers, and the weakest hyenas get leftovers of leftovers... -_-

    • @cass6082
      @cass6082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Interesting. But doesn’t increased testosterone levels in females of most mammal species cause changes to egg production and ovulation? Does it not matter when it comes to hyenas or does testosterone play a different role?

    • @XLightChanX
      @XLightChanX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Tina99999 i think hyenas being mostly scavengers instead of hunters is a myth, isn't it?

    • @thefluffyboxy._.1943
      @thefluffyboxy._.1943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cass6082 if they can still have plenty of pups despite having high testosterone levels, im pretty sure it doesn’t affect them. However I wonder why mammals like humans don’t follow this path? Wouldn’t it be more beneficial if both members of the species were able to defend themselves? Not saying women can’t fight, they just have a harder time doing so

  • @NetAndyCz
    @NetAndyCz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    My favorite animal love story is sea otter that bangs female even after it drowns it for like a week and stops only when it decays way too much.

    • @randomguy263
      @randomguy263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Ah, necrophilia, how romantic!

    • @trananbinhjerry6438
      @trananbinhjerry6438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NetAndyCz i like how pink dolphin bite off death fish head and use the decapitated corpse as flesh light

  • @Sbin_1
    @Sbin_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:34
    Every guy watching this: *SHIT*

    • @trananbinhjerry6438
      @trananbinhjerry6438 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gaming legends _-_ the ratio of duck penis is 1:1 or 1:1.5 so imagine if human have this.

  • @EarthToSimo
    @EarthToSimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Blue bird gave her everything the moon the stars and the planets, but all she wanted was space 0:55

  • @videogyar2
    @videogyar2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    It's interesting how most cultures define monogamy as the standard mate choosing procedure, but female instinct works by hypergamy and male instinct works by polygamy(explained pretty well why in the second section of the video).

    • @lagopusvulpuz1571
      @lagopusvulpuz1571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, we have long gestation period compared to other mammals, we are the animal with higher birth mortality because of our larger skull. Promiscuous behaviors on women are more problematic or harmful for human women.
      However we can build deep emotional/psychological bonds with some end up together for life. We are more complex than animals, humans relationships can vary. For what i saw on an experiment, men tend to be more visual & women more picky.

  • @munadavid6453
    @munadavid6453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    People need to know: How do you place the screen PERFECTLY?

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Green screens.

  • @spindash64
    @spindash64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:50 In the case of humans, it should be noted that part of these differences are functionally selected. Namely, hips. I imagine that other than facial hair, many of these differences are pretty easily explained by similar manner of functionalism

  • @Hoehlenmaensch
    @Hoehlenmaensch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When you read the title, and already know something here is gonna be about ducks. :D
    Ducks are a funny bunch.

  • @xan1455
    @xan1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The hyena situation is like when you grow up you learn there's a thing called high school(at least in our part of the world ).

    • @dodominoe4461
      @dodominoe4461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What is this? An American acknowledging that the rest of the world exists? I never thought the day would come
      This is just a joke. The most of you are pretty ok

    • @spectacularsceptile3879
      @spectacularsceptile3879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dodominoe4461

    • @RoosterChan
      @RoosterChan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I felt that XD

    • @user-sl1lx9sw1x
      @user-sl1lx9sw1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spectacularsceptile3879 sad

  • @Piffsnow
    @Piffsnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thanks for these recap videos. They remind me why and how much I like this channel. :)

  • @celinak5062
    @celinak5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    12:26 other hyenas, the aardwolf looks like an awkward fox

  • @meltyanimations2672
    @meltyanimations2672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I read the title as battle of the sex, and I questioned this channel for a couple of seconds

  • @casualsleepingdragon8501
    @casualsleepingdragon8501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    People: what gender are you?
    Hyeana: i have a shaft.
    People: do you have the sliteist idea how little that narrow it down.

    • @austinmoon6974
      @austinmoon6974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *slightest

    • @ilonnolan9259
      @ilonnolan9259 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Casual Sleeping Dragon nice dance moves you’ve got

    • @rendezvousonmemorylane
      @rendezvousonmemorylane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Slightest

    • @stephensu4371
      @stephensu4371 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that is what we call ふたなり for those female got a shaft

    • @hangukhiphop
      @hangukhiphop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hyena: I also have balls

  • @TheFuturistTom
    @TheFuturistTom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Dear Minute Earth! I am glad to have stumbled on this channel several years ago! You have inspired me to start my own channel and my second video of "Why There May Be a VR Exodus"!

    • @thomasyoo7201
      @thomasyoo7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice! I'll take a look into it!

    • @kimsarah1135
      @kimsarah1135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome idea!

  • @DiamondTurtleGamer
    @DiamondTurtleGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Lesson of the day:
    humans are not Hyenas. I think that's all we got going for us with 2020

    • @dangergamer8256
      @dangergamer8256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DiamondTurtle femanists are trying to change our hierarchy to a hyena hierarchy

    • @valtersplume3726
      @valtersplume3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But, for some reason, the West is mimicing them.

    • @dangergamer8256
      @dangergamer8256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Julya Flyer ummm actually modern feminists are trying to make themselves superior to males and I never said either gender is superior so don’t get so aggressive.

    • @dangergamer8256
      @dangergamer8256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Julya Flyer I just had to look up what chauvinist means because I’ve never heard it before and now that I know it’s safe to say that you are a complete hypocrite

    • @dangergamer8256
      @dangergamer8256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Julya Flyer what can YOU say to me to make me believe that you are as powerful as the people around you

  • @bumblebee3358
    @bumblebee3358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think that one of the deep sea fish also mates for life as the tiny male fuses with the female. Possibly the angler fish?

  • @FriedrichHerschel
    @FriedrichHerschel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    To everyone shouting "first" or "early": Your wifes and girlfriends must be sooo proud of you.

    • @lovelylow69
      @lovelylow69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      FriedrichHerschel You’re forgetting gay guys and straight girls

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lovelylow69 I don't know if gay guys have a problem with a "faster" partner. People who can achieve multiple orgasms (read: women, regardless of straight/gay) shouldn't face that much trouble.

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DantaviusH I am not forgetting them. For one group I lack data, for the other I doubt that it is a problem.
      But in any case: it's _literally_ a fucking joke. No need for PC.

    • @Tukkio
      @Tukkio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Wifes and girlfriends" by god how much do you get around.

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tukkio I dont know what you're trying to say.

  • @Yeitsjames
    @Yeitsjames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wish we got 1 new episode in these lil collection videos just so that it’s a bit more interesting cuz I’ve watched all these videos multiple times 💀

  • @stellart5664
    @stellart5664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    How.... how do seagulls reproduce is not a question i thought I’d ever have

  • @jet_yb
    @jet_yb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “babe, I’m just increasing the survival of my genetic material, that’s all!”

  • @cathytee6024
    @cathytee6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’m really annoyed about the dot in the corner 3:25

  • @mpred8606
    @mpred8606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    it's been so long since I subbed and Its been the best decision so far damn the way you teach is better than nost school systems

    • @mofumofu512
      @mofumofu512 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clearly. You spelt most wrong. Sorry I was kidding...m and n are cringe, I do it all the time too.

  • @Andrew-qm5dg
    @Andrew-qm5dg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The real battle is between parents on whether the child looks like one parent or another

  • @denikehi4579
    @denikehi4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the problem is, i'm too immature to watch this without laughing and now i have to watch again

  • @kiddmath
    @kiddmath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Their jokes are sooo good, almost better than the science

  • @ScourgeIsBestVillain
    @ScourgeIsBestVillain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel more bad for hyenas than ever...
    The Lion Guard, Jasiri, I feel bad for her...

  • @tomatotwin_
    @tomatotwin_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Don’t mind me, just trying to figure out how this didn’t age restricted, consider this shows some... interesting stuff

  • @scottgrohs5940
    @scottgrohs5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Learning about the hyena, I realize the irony in Harley Quinn’s keeping them as pets.

  • @johntheux9238
    @johntheux9238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    4:31 Wow, that's rude.
    But we use pills and condoms so I can understand them.

    • @philosoftfurkitusjunkyard2462
      @philosoftfurkitusjunkyard2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Elitist! Many people who need birth control the most can't afford those. If their women can squirt sperms, that would be marvelous! Preferably to the men's faces bwahaha

    • @DiamondTurtleGamer
      @DiamondTurtleGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@philosoftfurkitusjunkyard2462 genetically that's an awful idea to attack anyone of your own species.
      Dunno how it still happens.

    • @philosoftfurkitusjunkyard2462
      @philosoftfurkitusjunkyard2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DiamondTurtleGamer attack? who's talking about attack?
      squirting is birth control method, the face thing is? I don't know I just do what you guys do, talk big, flex. Not appealing to yah? Another birth control method!

    • @TheRed4123
      @TheRed4123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Whats with the unnecessary hatred towards men?

    • @paradoxtatorstudios9681
      @paradoxtatorstudios9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@TheRed4123 I dunno maybe the fact that some men are more cruel then women are

  • @jannegrey593
    @jannegrey593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:01 - is this CGP Grey cameo? ;D

  • @kaitlynboss3497
    @kaitlynboss3497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Idk why but that animation of the female switching to be on top of the male was hilarious!

  • @ricky.t.1658
    @ricky.t.1658 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The last sentence was pure gold

  • @NavaracVolare
    @NavaracVolare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the quality content I came for

  • @MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10
    @MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:23 when I was younger I thought those were scissors so I was really confused and I thought nothing of it but now I realize what it meant

  • @jollymojado2183
    @jollymojado2183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Evolution then be like : "here my son, have my fabulous wings."
    Evolution now : "here my son, have my HuGE CoCkadooDle"

  • @AjarTadpole7202
    @AjarTadpole7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You may have outsmarted me, but I just outsmarted your attempt to outsmart me!

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very interesting things, never heard about it!

  • @AkilahOsa
    @AkilahOsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is very interesting and informative stuff. I've been wondering why male birds were so colorful.🤨🤔😅

    • @romella_karmey
      @romella_karmey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too I love the variety and pattern of every bird species.

  • @loay200091
    @loay200091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:39 is that a good thing or a bad thing?

  • @mayanlogos92
    @mayanlogos92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm glad everytime I wake up that I'm actually human 😂
    Imagine how many got unlucky being born some sort of animals

    • @Thomas_Morse
      @Thomas_Morse ปีที่แล้ว

      As a non-human, I’m glad I flat out don’t physically exist in your world!!! Oh pardon me, it seems I still have my disguise on!

  • @Epicvibes999
    @Epicvibes999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What’s the difference between these pictures and finding a mate
    7:01
    Homosapians: *“There the same picture”*

  • @dinoluke3234
    @dinoluke3234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I mean, in Wings of Fire the book series every dragon tribe only has a queen, and no king.

  • @jackmatthews8062
    @jackmatthews8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This might be the most interesting video I’ve ever watched

  • @andrewboykin-holland1228
    @andrewboykin-holland1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is no way this is monetized

  • @limpflute3559
    @limpflute3559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought this was an Ink Master episode-

  • @tcatking9761
    @tcatking9761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:21 very bold of you to say penis and expect absolute seriousness from me, yet make a terrible pun directly after, and then do it over and over. Just wanted to point that out.

  • @samatarab735
    @samatarab735 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    THANK YOU VERY MUCH. MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO I HAVE WATCHED TODAY. VERY INFORMING.

  • @skiangel3962
    @skiangel3962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was.... actually Incredible and insteresting.

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:45 - *yOU aRE nOt gOiNG aNYwhErE hONeY!*

  • @randomamateur1583
    @randomamateur1583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:20 Well, a lot of homo sapien females want that too.

  • @millionaireno1382
    @millionaireno1382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I find it funny that length competition isn't only in human males.

  • @miriamdonahue6188
    @miriamdonahue6188 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:53 they forgot to add the blue patches on the duck wings lol

  • @annieshi883
    @annieshi883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    to my fbi agent, i didnt plan to hear or see this

  • @VaguelyPeach
    @VaguelyPeach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks TH-cam, for choosing to educate my 5 year old brother and I about duck penises. I was totally expecting that after watching the water and then the cat vs dog videos🤣.

  • @xaviermantha63
    @xaviermantha63 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the video.

  • @EMRLDPRTO
    @EMRLDPRTO 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great, now I need to clear my search history