You know the funniest thing about that HOA vs Farmer story. That farm is without a doubt at minimum double the property value of the neighborhood next to it. Farmland goes for tens of thousands per acre. It's always weird how people look at us farmers and assume we're poor despite, owning hundreds to thousands of acres, farm equipments, and often hiring workers to help. Oh shit that's an old farm. Couple more years and it'll be a Century Farm. It's this little award given out to farmers in America who have had a piece of land in their family for a century we actually have some about to hit that mark too. They give you a little plac and certificate.
Another running gag is, they thing that Farmers are Stupid. Farmers need to know so many things from so many fields, from Law, biology, vetinary, Machines, Crops and many other areas.
@@asokawhite Typical for the people who grew up looking at the simplistic depictions of farmers in their childhood story books and though they got over the simplistic depictions of other professions somehow still think farmers are what those books show.
It’s sad that they can’t even do a bit of research to find this stuff out. It only takes like 5 minutes max to find out how expensive some of the equipment they use alone are
@@Allantitan They have to think of the possibility of what that equipment costs and that requires them to examine the small minded idea they got from their childhood books of farms and farmers. In short, it's something that never occurs to them.
Local story has somethiing like that hapening, city couple thinking they've moved to "The perfect house in the country side surrounded by flower fields", and then started calling the police when the farmer was working the fields, after he spread manure and the police basically told them "that's normal in the country side, stop calling us about irrelevant sh*t" they put their house up for sale and moved back to the city.
Been happening to a local racetrack here too. Track has been there for 60 years and the houses around it for maybe 10-20 years and then complain about the noise. If I see someone whine about it I just say "Did they move the track by you or did you move by the track?"
Same people who move next to an airport and then complain that the aircraft are noisy. Some people never think about their purchases beyond looking at the house itself.
People near wher I grew up moved into expensive houses next to a major interstate, then complained about the noise and forced the state to build huge noise barrier walls to keep traffic noise out of their house. except one guy who complained it spoiled the view and made thm remove a section of the wall right in front of his big picture windows so he could have a noise wall And a view, paid for by the tax payers of the state. but they are the Main Character, so they deserve things to be all about what makes them happy/comfortable. if they want peaceful country living without the hassle of living in the country, by golly, taxes will have to go up to extend city sercies to their new cottage(cottage means huge McMansion with a fake log cabin exterior) and how dare people actually do thing like farm or hunt near their perfect houe in the woods/ beautiful field? the entitlement is real...
Often times the actions of the HOA are dictated by 1 or 2 individuals that think they have more powers than they actually do. If the rest of their 'constituents' knew what they were up to they'd be trouble.
"All properties in this area are required to join." Unless, of course, the property existed prior to the HOA forming, which means they are exempt as a matter of state law.
As for the soldier story, he would have gone to JAG. I wish they would research before writing a phony story. Chrysler Credit tried to charge us at a higher interest rate on our cars during the gulf war instead of the legally mandated rate. Jag took them apart
The Fishing story , the one that set up to fish in front of some one already is at fault, they should have moved some where else away from her, the old lady is also a Karen for moaning about her beach and stealing fish so BOTH sides are just as bad as each other....
Don't mess with a farmer! It's a hard job requiring incredible patience, perseverance, inventiveness, and mussles and a will of steel. You won't like the result
Karen got lucky, in many places stealing then defacing a sign that has been in place since the 30s is a much mor seious crime "desttruction of a landmark"
$200. OPs stepfather thought it acceptable to steal/take ops money from them. After retrieving theironey, OP shpukd have raken an additional $200 in compensation just to balance the situation.
I knew a woman that her husband stopped being interested in because she gained weight. So she left and found someone that loved her for herself. That ended up being a friend of mine.once her divorce came from through she married my friend .
Beach story: YTA That lady was already sitting there and you decided that you weren't going to respect that. Yes, that might have been the spot you always go to, but it's not yours. You have to be a major AH to set up your fishing gear right before someone that is sitting there. She had every right to be there Her reaction was bad, but you brought that on yourself
#1: I don't like cheaters and especially those who try to make a breakup the other person's fault. And I certainly agree those who harbor illegal animals should be held accountable. However, I wonder if OP had gone along with the illegal animals if Alex wouldn't have cheated and broken up with OP. So mixed feelings about what OP did to Alex.
I met this woman that her husband complained about her being too fat whitch was only aout 50 pounds overweight so she ended up divorcing her husband and marring a man who appreciates her for who she was not for those extra pounds.
If you're going to write fiction at least keep your story consistent. The sign was stolen you then put up new signs and lights after the theft. So how could the lights illuminate the theft that was recorded on the neighbours camera. All just BS.
Well I took that the new signs went up after the old sign was stolen and the rumor that his sign was stolen led to a neighbor checking their cameras and realizing they caught the theft.
@@shereeagosto969 But the story said that the neighbor's camera was able to get good footage of the theft because of the lights he'd installed, meaning the lights would have to have been there prior to the sign theft, not put up as a result of the sign theft. There's nothing wrong with pointing out inconsistencies in a story.
um.. for the sign theft on the farm - you didn't put up the lights until AFTER she stole the sign so there's no way the camera would have caught her fully lighted.
Jesus... the reptile thing is WAAAAY WAY beyond even. Getting him in trouble with the school... totally fine. Taking away his scalebabies, not cool. I dont know what aninal he had, im assuming a komodo because its the only one i can think of thats neither venomous nor legal in the states, but i do know that when my ex had her blackmail me for a grand or so in back rent if i didnt give her my monitor lizards i damn near un-lifed myself after i moved out. I loved those lizards, she dumped me for another dude, so it wasnt a revenge thing, just her being her. Many herp lovers are very close to their reptiles... they bond with owners, and i knew theyd be upset and hateful to anyone that tried to handle em. Im glad i didnt quit though, a year or so later i met my current fiance, about the nicest gal ive ever met, caring, loving, never yells at me for things like "not finding her cell phone she lost fast enough" like the last one did, among other similarly horrible abusive crap bad enough that my therapist gave me the "cycle of abuse" paper they usually give to people who have physical abuse problems from their spouse. In fact... this gal never yells at all, shes just amazing. ❤
Don’t cheat is generally the defense against that. Agree that if It wasn’t, this was a nuclear revenge story Also I’m glad you found someone better but next time make sure to record or have acteenshots or the text as that’s just extortion
After the sign got stolen: @18:53 "as a finishing touch I strung up some old work lights so the signs would be visible at night." @19:51 "Turns out karma works in mysterious ways. Remember those fancy work lights I put up? Well that had caught more then just people's attention. They caught Karen in the act. My neighbbour across the street.The last house before hoa territory had a security camera on his garage. He didn't think much of it until he heard about my stolen sigh. When he checked the footage, lo and behold there was Karen and two of her hoa cronies struggling to carry off my sign in the middle of the night." So I gather those work lights he strung up after the theft traveled back in time then to illuminate Karen on the neighbours security cam when she was stealing the sign? Guess they must have been powered using a flux capacitor then..... Might want to proof read your AI generated scrips/stories for the next video.
$550 a month for HOA fees? Wtf do they do for $6,600 a year? and from every home in the community? If you join an HOA you deserve everything they cheat you out of unless it's a fee below $200 for mowing, street maintenance and clubhouse cleaning. If there's a pool and you don't have enough space for one of your own I could justify another $100 monthly to help cover a pool guy. With everyone paying $100 that covers a pool guy and chlorine. Too many HOA stories with them stealing funds or attacking neighbors that are not even in their community because they want more money they can steal. You should demand a copy of all financials of the HOA monthly and do your homework to make sure that it's correct. Let everyone know what they did to you and even get together to start your own group with a fee that goes into savings for someone who has a problem for a month and needs help so this doesn't happen again. Also, get yourself on the HOA board, find out about everything and lower the dues!
The story about the Ex i feel op is wrong. The past is the past and she's very petty and needs to grow up and move on. She has not only affected his life and wife but his children. Never mess with a man's way of providing for his family. Ugh silly goose has nth to be proud of
No proof it wasn't you? I just recorded you saying it wasn't you. It better be returned to me undamaged by the end of the day as my grandpa made it. Then whisper in her ear "they will never find your body!" and walk away, acting like you are turning off your phone app to record. ALWAYS RECORD YOUR CONVERSATION
Unpopular opinion the video you felt your child hood was taken from you. Lol no you where fed and clothed and taken care of simple as that you should follow your step dads advice and if it involves money that's not yours mind your own business!
Are all of these stories fiction? In addition to what others have picked up on, the overall enjoyable first story was spoiled for me because the OP was supposed to be in academia but used "museums" as a plural rather than the correct "musea" which an academic would know. The gerundive form of the plural, like millennia / millennium or referenda / referendum.
@bookkeeper1995 I don't like hoas due to how strict and stupid most of their rules are. So many of the rules just make life more difficult. But if something happens to you and I know who did it I'll be sure and not say a word to anyone. It's cool that you don't think rules and regulations matter at all. You aren't a valued member of society.
Wow, the breakup story is fake, however the op herself is one crazy b. He broke up with you, you ended his career, and have been actively blocking him for over 10 years. There are lots of women like this and not surprisingly she sounds like she's still single
You know the funniest thing about that HOA vs Farmer story.
That farm is without a doubt at minimum double the property value of the neighborhood next to it.
Farmland goes for tens of thousands per acre. It's always weird how people look at us farmers and assume we're poor despite, owning hundreds to thousands of acres, farm equipments, and often hiring workers to help.
Oh shit that's an old farm. Couple more years and it'll be a Century Farm. It's this little award given out to farmers in America who have had a piece of land in their family for a century we actually have some about to hit that mark too.
They give you a little plac and certificate.
Another running gag is, they thing that Farmers are Stupid.
Farmers need to know so many things from so many fields, from Law, biology, vetinary, Machines, Crops and many other areas.
@@asokawhite Typical for the people who grew up looking at the simplistic depictions of farmers in their childhood story books and though they got over the simplistic depictions of other professions somehow still think farmers are what those books show.
It’s sad that they can’t even do a bit of research to find this stuff out. It only takes like 5 minutes max to find out how expensive some of the equipment they use alone are
@@Allantitan They have to think of the possibility of what that equipment costs and that requires them to examine the small minded idea they got from their childhood books of farms and farmers. In short, it's something that never occurs to them.
@@roycsinclair yeah and to be fair when I looked it up it was cause I was curious about what it would take to start my own farm
That "karen" is crazy! Without farms, we wouldn't have any food--right?😊
Why would you move next to a farm and then complain because it's a farm.
Local story has somethiing like that hapening, city couple thinking they've moved to "The perfect house in the country side surrounded by flower fields", and then started calling the police when the farmer was working the fields, after he spread manure and the police basically told them "that's normal in the country side, stop calling us about irrelevant sh*t" they put their house up for sale and moved back to the city.
Been happening to a local racetrack here too. Track has been there for 60 years and the houses around it for maybe 10-20 years and then complain about the noise. If I see someone whine about it I just say "Did they move the track by you or did you move by the track?"
Same people who move next to an airport and then complain that the aircraft are noisy. Some people never think about their purchases beyond looking at the house itself.
People near wher I grew up moved into expensive houses next to a major interstate, then complained about the noise and forced the state to build huge noise barrier walls to keep traffic noise out of their house. except one guy who complained it spoiled the view and made thm remove a section of the wall right in front of his big picture windows so he could have a noise wall And a view, paid for by the tax payers of the state. but they are the Main Character, so they deserve things to be all about what makes them happy/comfortable. if they want peaceful country living without the hassle of living in the country, by golly, taxes will have to go up to extend city sercies to their new cottage(cottage means huge McMansion with a fake log cabin exterior) and how dare people actually do thing like farm or hunt near their perfect houe in the woods/ beautiful field? the entitlement is real...
Prove it was me!
Lady, you just straight up admitted to taking the sign since it violated homeowner rules. OP should have recorded that confession.
Always check laws before recording convos. But yes record convos if allowed.
Often times the actions of the HOA are dictated by 1 or 2 individuals that think they have more powers than they actually do. If the rest of their 'constituents' knew what they were up to they'd be trouble.
Gotta love the Service Member Civil Relief Act
FBI Background Check covers everything. If it has been dismissed expunged it doesn’t matter if it was ever on record it’ll show up 🤷♂️
"All properties in this area are required to join."
Unless, of course, the property existed prior to the HOA forming, which means they are exempt as a matter of state law.
I would love to live next to a farm.
As for the soldier story, he would have gone to JAG. I wish they would research before writing a phony story. Chrysler Credit tried to charge us at a higher interest rate on our cars during the gulf war instead of the legally mandated rate. Jag took them apart
The Fishing story , the one that set up to fish in front of some one already is at fault, they should have moved some where else away from her, the old lady is also a Karen for moaning about her beach and stealing fish so BOTH sides are just as bad as each other....
Don't mess with a farmer! It's a hard job requiring incredible patience, perseverance, inventiveness, and mussles and a will of steel. You won't like the result
What good does it do to destroy someone's rose garden if he doesn't have even a suspicion about who's behind the bug horde?
Love the snake story!
Im pretty sure HOAs are basically in violation of RICO acts if forced or coerced to sign or tricked into signing.
Dragon dictate needs to be trained.
Karen got lucky, in many places stealing then defacing a sign that has been in place since the 30s is a much mor seious crime "desttruction of a landmark"
$200. OPs stepfather thought it acceptable to steal/take ops money from them. After retrieving theironey, OP shpukd have raken an additional $200 in compensation just to balance the situation.
U got the best revenge by having a better life than him
"spent a lot of time at his house where he was breeding " *wtf am i listening to ?!* "and selling exotic reptiles" *oh okay*
I knew a woman that her husband stopped being interested in because she gained weight. So she left and found someone that loved her for herself. That ended up being a friend of mine.once her divorce came from through she married my friend .
I don’t feel any sympathy for HOA lady. She signed up for it
Beattle boy violated the restraining order.
Beach story: YTA
That lady was already sitting there and you decided that you weren't going to respect that.
Yes, that might have been the spot you always go to, but it's not yours.
You have to be a major AH to set up your fishing gear right before someone that is sitting there.
She had every right to be there
Her reaction was bad, but you brought that on yourself
now what happens to all the other neighbors with roses?
gopefully OP's wif didnt have roses or it might be one of those "before you begin a journey o frevenge, dig two graves" things...
#1: I don't like cheaters and especially those who try to make a breakup the other person's fault. And I certainly agree those who harbor illegal animals should be held accountable. However, I wonder if OP had gone along with the illegal animals if Alex wouldn't have cheated and broken up with OP. So mixed feelings about what OP did to Alex.
I would love to meet the person who thought HOA was a good idea. Ridiculous
Would it surprise you to learn it was racist white people lol
Ur dog was protecting his land
I met this woman that her husband complained about her being too fat whitch was only aout 50 pounds overweight so she ended up divorcing her husband and marring a man who appreciates her for who she was not for those extra pounds.
nobody says bee bee queue - it's barbecue
If you're going to write fiction at least keep your story consistent. The sign was stolen you then put up new signs and lights after the theft. So how could the lights illuminate the theft that was recorded on the neighbours camera. All just BS.
Of course you'd like up the side away from the house
Well I took that the new signs went up after the old sign was stolen and the rumor that his sign was stolen led to a neighbor checking their cameras and realizing they caught the theft.
Whatever just dont listen to it then. Why are you belittling him ?
If you don’t like it, keep scrolling Karen.
@@shereeagosto969 But the story said that the neighbor's camera was able to get good footage of the theft because of the lights he'd installed, meaning the lights would have to have been there prior to the sign theft, not put up as a result of the sign theft. There's nothing wrong with pointing out inconsistencies in a story.
um.. for the sign theft on the farm - you didn't put up the lights until AFTER she stole the sign so there's no way the camera would have caught her fully lighted.
Should tax all money grams going overseas unless it go to the us embassy first for the person to get it in person
There was no need to try to distroy Alex’s life, you went too far😥
Jesus... the reptile thing is WAAAAY WAY beyond even. Getting him in trouble with the school... totally fine. Taking away his scalebabies, not cool. I dont know what aninal he had, im assuming a komodo because its the only one i can think of thats neither venomous nor legal in the states, but i do know that when my ex had her blackmail me for a grand or so in back rent if i didnt give her my monitor lizards i damn near un-lifed myself after i moved out. I loved those lizards, she dumped me for another dude, so it wasnt a revenge thing, just her being her. Many herp lovers are very close to their reptiles... they bond with owners, and i knew theyd be upset and hateful to anyone that tried to handle em.
Im glad i didnt quit though, a year or so later i met my current fiance, about the nicest gal ive ever met, caring, loving, never yells at me for things like "not finding her cell phone she lost fast enough" like the last one did, among other similarly horrible abusive crap bad enough that my therapist gave me the "cycle of abuse" paper they usually give to people who have physical abuse problems from their spouse. In fact... this gal never yells at all, shes just amazing. ❤
Don’t cheat is generally the defense against that. Agree that if It wasn’t, this was a nuclear revenge story
Also I’m glad you found someone better but next time make sure to record or have acteenshots or the text as that’s just extortion
why do yall keep changing the word "fuck" with "duck? it sounds very immature in these contexts
Welcome to TH-cam. Did you discover TH-cam last week?
After the sign got stolen:
@18:53 "as a finishing touch I strung up some old work lights so the signs would be visible at night."
@19:51 "Turns out karma works in mysterious ways. Remember those fancy work lights I put up? Well that had caught more then just people's attention. They caught Karen in the act. My neighbbour across the street.The last house before hoa territory had a security camera on his garage. He didn't think much of it until he heard about my stolen sigh. When he checked the footage, lo and behold there was Karen and two of her hoa cronies struggling to carry off my sign in the middle of the night."
So I gather those work lights he strung up after the theft traveled back in time then to illuminate Karen on the neighbours security cam when she was stealing the sign? Guess they must have been powered using a flux capacitor then..... Might want to proof read your AI generated scrips/stories for the next video.
Who needs a sine to know what a farm is
It's a good way to identify whose farm it is.
@@marshutch3931 that's what the Mail box is for
$550 a month for HOA fees? Wtf do they do for $6,600 a year? and from every home in the community? If you join an HOA you deserve everything they cheat you out of unless it's a fee below $200 for mowing, street maintenance and clubhouse cleaning. If there's a pool and you don't have enough space for one of your own I could justify another $100 monthly to help cover a pool guy. With everyone paying $100 that covers a pool guy and chlorine. Too many HOA stories with them stealing funds or attacking neighbors that are not even in their community because they want more money they can steal. You should demand a copy of all financials of the HOA monthly and do your homework to make sure that it's correct. Let everyone know what they did to you and even get together to start your own group with a fee that goes into savings for someone who has a problem for a month and needs help so this doesn't happen again. Also, get yourself on the HOA board, find out about everything and lower the dues!
Thousands of houses? BS!
Holy shit, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!... Yes, Alex was a douche, but a decade of revenge?!
You read like an AI
The story about the Ex i feel op is wrong. The past is the past and she's very petty and needs to grow up and move on. She has not only affected his life and wife but his children. Never mess with a man's way of providing for his family. Ugh silly goose has nth to be proud of
I would sue them to look at the books ssd o I can c how they were spending your dues
No proof it wasn't you? I just recorded you saying it wasn't you. It better be returned to me undamaged by the end of the day as my grandpa made it. Then whisper in her ear "they will never find your body!" and walk away, acting like you are turning off your phone app to record. ALWAYS RECORD YOUR CONVERSATION
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If you are combining many stories then at least give the time stamp ....it will be really helpful
Unpopular opinion the video you felt your child hood was taken from you. Lol no you where fed and clothed and taken care of simple as that you should follow your step dads advice and if it involves money that's not yours mind your own business!
Are all of these stories fiction? In addition to what others have picked up on, the overall enjoyable first story was spoiled for me because the OP was supposed to be in academia but used "museums" as a plural rather than the correct "musea" which an academic would know. The gerundive form of the plural, like millennia / millennium or referenda / referendum.
What makes you think they still teach grammar? I see so many grammatical errors these days that I doubt anyone is actually teaching it.
Imagine being a rat tbh.
No decent person worries about rats. Thanks for exposing yourself.
@@johnclaybaugh9536 this is something a gnark would say. you'd be perfect in an hoa
@bookkeeper1995 I don't like hoas due to how strict and stupid most of their rules are. So many of the rules just make life more difficult.
But if something happens to you and I know who did it I'll be sure and not say a word to anyone. It's cool that you don't think rules and regulations matter at all. You aren't a valued member of society.
Wow, the breakup story is fake, however the op herself is one crazy b. He broke up with you, you ended his career, and have been actively blocking him for over 10 years.
There are lots of women like this and not surprisingly she sounds like she's still single
All your stories are going woke. Go woke go broke bud lite!
You sound ridiculous. But that's become the norm.
Alex story is too much. You ruin someone’s life because you are butt hurt they broke up with you. Now you are tha ahole
Your AI really sucks!! I won’t be listening anymore!!
OK bye