DRUNK TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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  • @SSSniperWolf
    @SSSniperWolf  6 ปีที่แล้ว +11076

    HAIIII
    let me know what videos you guys want to see!

    • @lil_klorxx8681
      @lil_klorxx8681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      SSSniperWolf 1

    • @paola-xk6er
      @paola-xk6er 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      SSSniperWolf ilysm you are my favorite youtuber♥️♥️♥️

    • @teddybear-uc9kk
      @teddybear-uc9kk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      SSSniperWolf hi

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      SSSniperWolf Hi

    • @salwa5394
      @salwa5394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Drunk cheaters caught

  • @shuichisaihara4878
    @shuichisaihara4878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2588

    Lol *”you are my little FLUFF”*

    • @Realblufish
      @Realblufish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      iamthelionkingSON...

    • @jilllandry4267
      @jilllandry4267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      BUY ME A TWINKIE

    • @orbitnova
      @orbitnova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I WANT A TWINKIE RIGHT NOW

    • @sacrificeava
      @sacrificeava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love you’re name.

    • @avaandmadeline2433
      @avaandmadeline2433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hostess is out of business

  • @skeeterandme936
    @skeeterandme936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3668

    “I’m 1% Frosted Flakes!”

    • @alliej7578
      @alliej7578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      I’m about 72% pizza and 28% milkshake xD

    • @evee3479
      @evee3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Me to😱

    • @srenuwo
      @srenuwo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I'm 100% water

    • @iamarealearthling3612
      @iamarealearthling3612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I’m 47% Oreo and 87% pineapple

    • @im_starstarstar
      @im_starstarstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      %5 cookies

  • @jaysoncauson8231
    @jaysoncauson8231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "I don't want to taste the ocean"
    -Sssniperwolf 2018

  • @rezervakanal
    @rezervakanal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    hahahaa... I LOVE YOU LIA !!! 💖💖

    • @magdalenadimkovska2822
      @magdalenadimkovska2822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PRINCEZA PSIHO lysm u r the best im your biggest fan 😍😘

    • @joanelydelossantos-taveras7322
      @joanelydelossantos-taveras7322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great vid

    • @fernandozamora3868
      @fernandozamora3868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PRINCEZA PSIHO You mst be a big fan :0 her name is Lia :0

    • @Jayden-wf9rf
      @Jayden-wf9rf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PRINCEZA PSIHO that's so sweet

    • @itscaiti
      @itscaiti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PRINCEZA PSIHO If you’re reading thisss...
      Have an awesome day 😊 and don’t forget that you’re beautiful 😍 please don’t let anyone let you down 💗 and never stop smiling 😃
      From a girl that wants to be a successful youtuber one day with this account 💗

  • @phoenixtonihi5242
    @phoenixtonihi5242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    "I want that drunk last night was I" "bro you found a short person and called them Mario and made them eat mushrooms to grow" "yeah I know I wasn't drunk when I did that"

    • @Nikito-Noya-169
      @Nikito-Noya-169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh wow-

    • @meanonymous7512
      @meanonymous7512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg!! I feel sooooooo bad

    • @meking4458
      @meking4458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just found out I’m 0.5 percent chicken nuggets

    • @reekill_playlists
      @reekill_playlists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seeing this made me infinitely happy.

    • @onorasaif9094
      @onorasaif9094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao i'd do that to, if i was actually tall

  • @wada8638
    @wada8638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    here is a drunk text
    " Dude you were so drunk last night "
    "No I wasn't "
    " Yeah you were because you were shoving batteries up your butt and saying I got the power"

  • @jinx2000
    @jinx2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Me: I'm not Drunk
    Also me: *hugging some random long white bearded old man Crying*
    DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE ALIVE BLOODY HELL ITS A MIRACLE
    *looks to a blurred lady*
    LOOK HAGRID DUMBLEDORE IS ALIVE

    • @GrungeEmo
      @GrungeEmo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I did that as well.. ->-

    • @-graciegrapeanimates-9950
      @-graciegrapeanimates-9950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL
      If I witnessed that I would've just watched and eventually played along--

  • @thehamsterarmy2380
    @thehamsterarmy2380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3783

    I can't get drunk. I have an immunity called: *Underageiotis*

  • @lucm77
    @lucm77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6769

    Roses are red
    I have a phone
    Nobody texts me
    Forever alone

  • @natalieisweirdasheck-.-416
    @natalieisweirdasheck-.-416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I WANT TWINKIE RIGHT NOW
    Hostess is out of business
    Me:Seems legit

  • @sunnitsu3940
    @sunnitsu3940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how she explains everything to us in extra detail

    • @thepurringninja9367
      @thepurringninja9367 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

    • @BabySeal84
      @BabySeal84 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why am I replaying the intro over and over to hear her say WEEEEEE pootis ? 😭😭😂😭😂😭

    • @Ilovedogs2739
      @Ilovedogs2739 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same❤

  • @KJ16221
    @KJ16221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "I'm dating an IDIOT!"
    Me: *"Understandable, have a nice day."*

  • @countspyra9884
    @countspyra9884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Teen: I will never drink! We learned too much in health!
    Adult: I love alcohol!

    • @jennifercrandon7942
      @jennifercrandon7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @susamnuma5730
      @susamnuma5730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      100th like

    • @mexicangirlie5139
      @mexicangirlie5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same bro 😂

    • @addie3147
      @addie3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not accurate at all!!!😂i’m 13 and drink almost every night💀and teens drink even more

    • @addie3147
      @addie3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doggo whaaatttt

  • @thesksisters6048
    @thesksisters6048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    *It’s Funny How Some Of Us Are Smarter When Were Drunk 😂*

    • @savvylove5405
      @savvylove5405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The SK Sisters yeah I still don’t get it

    • @lachlan5541
      @lachlan5541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We’re

    • @nonepicgamer5207
      @nonepicgamer5207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am 13 sadly but I have been wasted on sprite

    • @Inphormatika
      @Inphormatika 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lel

    • @olmedomarte8594
      @olmedomarte8594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The SK Sisters yeah

  • @loganpaul111
    @loganpaul111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "I'm 6% Captin crunch!"
    - m⃨e⃨ 2021

  • @bethanlewis8234
    @bethanlewis8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    *I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying AY OH*
    iM mAdE oF fRoStEd fLaKe oHs

    • @peckneckanimations
      @peckneckanimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This- this is beautiful.

    • @Learynn___
      @Learynn___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *i throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying “AY OH IM MADE OF OREOS”*

    • @peckneckanimations
      @peckneckanimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Learynn Xbox *yes.*

    • @florgonzalez3658
      @florgonzalez3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, I found my favorite comments!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Nzpro2354
      @Nzpro2354 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peckneckanimations yes it is

  • @candislist
    @candislist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Just the beginning had me dead
    *"Weeeeee pootis"*

  • @MattSpicerYT
    @MattSpicerYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    That first text message though ...lmaoooo

  • @Little_Jay
    @Little_Jay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This made me say weeee continuously during the day ..and everytime I see my brother he laughs and goes weeeee with me then we all start weeeeing🤣🤣🤣
    I'm so high right now dudes🤣

  • @sunpi
    @sunpi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    She always cheers me up

  • @salinastella9028
    @salinastella9028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Lia: “that’s, that’s my mans! I love him!!”
    Me: Wat.

  • @nene9357
    @nene9357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I love the part where the boyfriend texts his girlfriend whom is LITERALLY STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM 😂😂😂 Thats some good shit right there 😂

  • @soap_eater52
    @soap_eater52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I tried oysters once...
    They tasted good
    because they had salmon in them.

    • @expired_coffee
      @expired_coffee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I once ate raw oyster straight from the ocean

  • @lillynicole1507
    @lillynicole1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    When she said “shwasted” my mind immediately went to “Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh, we got to get shwifty! We gotta get shwifty in here!” 😂

  • @Lia-nf7ku
    @Lia-nf7ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    I couldn't remember where my phone was, I looked everywhere and EVERYWHEREIt was in my right hand the whole time

  • @CodyWhitlock
    @CodyWhitlock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    Drunk people are so funny 😂🙌

    • @adrianna986
      @adrianna986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m serious, why do I see you everywhere? I’ve seen you in like 3 of the videos of watched today.

    • @adrianna986
      @adrianna986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Are you following me?

    • @tyrese6706
      @tyrese6706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Adrianna I’ve seen him everywhere too 💀💀

    • @4mmonite
      @4mmonite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr

    • @rzokeyps4866
      @rzokeyps4866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adrianna
      Emily blunt the time I drunk or crazy and you can see that is a good of we can do is tell you how are things going to the time of we can go back in my day off tomorrow night and sweet I drunk or the time to the time when we get a good deal of we are

  • @geoffreyjuhasz663
    @geoffreyjuhasz663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Always love your videos, hard not to laugh at most of the content.

  • @FoxGoodmanYT
    @FoxGoodmanYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Drunk texts are the best texts!!! ^_^

  • @raegan9543
    @raegan9543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    2:10 and yet in at least half of her food related videos she try’s an oyster to see if she will finally like it!😂😂😂 Love her! Makes my day!💙💙

  • @giannajanelle2381
    @giannajanelle2381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Lia: I remember EVERYTHING.
    ------------------------------------------------------
    In my case:
    Me: I can remember things from when a way like 3 or 4.
    Them: what did you have for dinner yesterday?
    Me: idk I can't remember.

  • @pattycake8272
    @pattycake8272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I never have been that drunk. They were all pretty good.

  • @aisamura
    @aisamura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    She Protecc
    She Attacc
    But Most Importantly,
    She Leads the Wolf Pacc

  • @ILOVEDUCKSFS
    @ILOVEDUCKSFS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Me:*tries to join membership*
    Me:*realises I don’t have money*
    Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @marsstar_
      @marsstar_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Does that mean you joined and gonna pay minus funds on your credit card?

    • @arceliachan9136
      @arceliachan9136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like how you're sandwiched between the membership buyer thing or whatever lol(in my phone)

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @diamonddemon8832
      @diamonddemon8832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get u

    • @mhmdhoteit9337
      @mhmdhoteit9337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know how that feels

  • @goggyfroggy7306
    @goggyfroggy7306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I remember I had my glasses on my face and I was like, "Where are my glasses?" Then my brother was like, "They're on your face"😂😑

    • @katiethompson3213
      @katiethompson3213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      iv done that before but with my contacts

    • @dakarai1519
      @dakarai1519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My grandma went crazy yesterday and started screaming "WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?!?!" My lil brother said "mom they are on your head..."
      Me: how is my lil bro faster at finding things than me.. ;-;

    • @leah8894
      @leah8894 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emily Raszka I almost once threw a glass bowl in the trash can. And I once put a milk jug in the bathroom sink.😑 you’re not alone.

    • @albertisntfat1503
      @albertisntfat1503 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dakarai1519 wait its your grandma not your mom

    • @chelsearob77
      @chelsearob77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @uselessSam
    @uselessSam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    There was one time when me, my mom and my mom's friend went to Hong Kong for a vacation to Disneyland (on my request, I was arown 9-10)
    So it was like 12-1 at night and me and my mom were asleep. My mom's friend (let's call her.....Jenny for easy communication)
    So Jenny is a big drinker. She was drinking the alcohol called "famous grouse" and wandering around the streets.
    Late that night, she came home and told my mom that she was drinking farmhouse grass 😂
    We make fun of her by calling it that ever since. 😂

  • @burgundy1412
    @burgundy1412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    If he is 1% Frosted Flakes that means im 99.999999999999% Cinnamon Toast Crunch

  • @thedewd11
    @thedewd11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Sssniperwolf: then this guy went on
    Ad:... drugs..

    • @g1anna28
      @g1anna28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha

    • @totally_notavery2812
      @totally_notavery2812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I got that too.. my ad was
      Drugs... **dude walking toward a drugdealer** Stop this act. Many ppl overdose or get seriously injured. **cops running** STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! **drugdealer running** **guy about to buy drugs** GET HIMMMM!

    • @thedewd11
      @thedewd11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@totally_notavery2812 what theeeeeeeeeee-

    • @totally_notavery2812
      @totally_notavery2812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thedewd11 ye-

    • @Ally.464
      @Ally.464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@totally_notavery2812 hummmmm

  • @esmerayofficialyt
    @esmerayofficialyt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    my fav part
    dad: weeeeeeeeee pootis
    son: yes?
    dad: I WANT A TWINKIE RIGHT NOW
    son: hostess is out of business
    dad: IamthelionkingSON buy me a twinkie
    son: dad
    dad: you are my little F L U F F

    • @gachatubersisterlife9123
      @gachatubersisterlife9123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry blueberry ! Am lit durnk no hye brreybule

    • @BROOK_tunes
      @BROOK_tunes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m dead,😂😂😂

    • @gachastyle6640
      @gachastyle6640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR me too!

    • @thescienceteam2124
      @thescienceteam2124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *F L U F F*

    • @MrAwsomealex1234
      @MrAwsomealex1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @joshmoore7970
    @joshmoore7970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I studied Classical Percussion Performance for about 2 years and believe it or not, the triangle is the hardest instrument (in Percussion) to perfect your technique on. The reason is the slightest change in angle of attack can and will change the pitch. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

  • @megosh_
    @megosh_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Drunk text
    “I wasn’t that drunk!”
    “Yes you were you threw my hamster and yelled *Pikachu I choose you!!*”
    “.......sorry =_=“

  • @mirabellepend87
    @mirabellepend87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    5:30 Tina saying hi and 2-4-1 chardinay have me *weak* 😂😂😂

    • @diosatapatia
      @diosatapatia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikrrrrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hermionesvillage
      @hermionesvillage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello World, it me It sounds like a Tina thing to say

    • @avaandmadeline2433
      @avaandmadeline2433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mira P ikr

  • @gabriellepetersen1341
    @gabriellepetersen1341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Lia: Nice poilce man!
    2020:
    *yea bout that...*

  • @kittichan_omoriplush
    @kittichan_omoriplush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:15 Can we just appreciate how cute the kitten is?

  • @HowellieBlue
    @HowellieBlue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    *WeeEeEEEeE* Pootis
    And
    *IamthelionkingSON* got me laughing too much

    • @jayyyd837
      @jayyyd837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lol

    • @aundreaisrael6536
      @aundreaisrael6536 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *(= if you can read this you are smart but only the beginning

  • @emilygagne711
    @emilygagne711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Sssniperwolf: “Only in the uk police are nice”
    Me in 2020: •~•

    • @ues3558
      @ues3558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      T r u e

    • @bussdabuss4318
      @bussdabuss4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean she ain’t wrong

    • @croftling
      @croftling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I Live In UK 😎

    • @fixrobertos
      @fixrobertos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emi Liz ikr

    • @jeffsamme8316
      @jeffsamme8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      UK police are soooooo nice

  • @x_gamezz1224
    @x_gamezz1224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The frosted flakes on has me dying 🤣😂🤣 😂 🤣

  • @DucksAreCute
    @DucksAreCute 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am very scared and anxious right now thank you for calming me down with your videos 😊❤

  • @thechillipizza155
    @thechillipizza155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    0:00 this is my friend texting me on a daily basis 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sofa_kan
    @sofa_kan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    3:57
    *YAS, THEY HELL’A CUTE..*
    *cuter than me....* ;-;

    • @Inphormatika
      @Inphormatika 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ;-;

    • @gracegreenaway728
      @gracegreenaway728 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      【ᴀsʜʟʏɴ•ɢᴀᴄʜᴀ •ɢᴀᴍᴇs】 no you cute

    • @RedstoneCuba
      @RedstoneCuba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      【ᴀsʜʟʏɴ•ɢᴀᴄʜᴀ •ɢᴀᴍᴇs】 i agree with grace greenaway

    • @hadynbrake4223
      @hadynbrake4223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey,don’t discourage yourself because true beauty is on the inside! If YOU are nice and kind towards people than that’s what makes you beautiful inside and out looks don’t matter ^-^

    • @Taic989
      @Taic989 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah your not cute idc

  • @shilluvia
    @shilluvia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    *oBeSe PeNgUiN*
    Me:OMG THEIR TALKIN' 'BOUT ME

  • @JustLindaThings
    @JustLindaThings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The fact that this video was posted the year I turned 21 😂😂😂But my birthday wasn't until November.
    I have only gotten buzzed/drunk (honestly, what's the difference??? You're intoxicated either way and can't function normally) a couple of times and it was never THAT bad. I honestly remember everything from those 2 nights.

  • @tiara50000
    @tiara50000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Who likes before the vid cause they now its ganna be good anyways😂😂
    Love the vid !!!!

  • @mollyswigert2348
    @mollyswigert2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    IM DYING LAUGHING AT 2AM WHEN I SHOULD BE ASLEEP. HELP.

  • @anneteves2798
    @anneteves2798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "I'm so happy I decided to keep you."
    -Some Random Mom 2019

    • @Leminie9907
      @Leminie9907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Read that as soon as it played 😂😂😂

  • @rubyservices9468
    @rubyservices9468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:47 i laughed so hard, my mom was wondering why i was so loud xD

  • @savitasweet5064
    @savitasweet5064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    You make me laugh
    You make me cry
    ssSniperWolf, your the best
    So I subscribed

    • @emma9447
      @emma9447 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      who asked

    • @alexagameryt3323
      @alexagameryt3323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that a poem?if it is GOOD JOB!!

  • @lucawhite6891
    @lucawhite6891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I LOVE THESE SO MUCH!!! You should do them more often!

  • @cassidymahoney522
    @cassidymahoney522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I think lia is the perfect example of how being an adult is getting to do what ever you want

    • @littledolldisneypreschool2086
      @littledolldisneypreschool2086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You have to pay bills pay taxes pay for electricity pay for a car pay for a house pay for oppiments pay for pets pay to fill up your car pay to fix your car pay for furniture pay for food pay for public transportation take lessons for a drivers license care for your kids/pets do the laundry cook clean pay for electronics . So no you can’t do whatever you want as a adult

    • @Adaaq0
      @Adaaq0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@littledolldisneypreschool2086 you ruined the whole vibe. You didn't even get it. Shut up

    • @strawberryminghao
      @strawberryminghao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@littledolldisneypreschool2086 no but you can-💀

    • @Always_Riverwater
      @Always_Riverwater 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@strawberryminghao Not if you're homeless, because apparently everyone hates them for some reason..

    • @Voxxie-Poxxie
      @Voxxie-Poxxie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@littledolldisneypreschool2086 that still dont mean you can’t do whatever :/

  • @xXKianaCrystalisXx
    @xXKianaCrystalisXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My aunt was on the phone with my Grandma and started looking for her phone, she's never let my aunt live that down lol😂

  • @Imnotabot-
    @Imnotabot- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I loved it when lia said: I Looovee alchohol!
    Its so cute

  • @seairalafferty62
    @seairalafferty62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I'm not old enough to drink but I'm old enough to get a super sugar Rush

  • @dunja4198
    @dunja4198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    *it's two in the morning and i get a notification*
    Me:WHO TF IS BOTHERING MY BEUTY SLEEP
    *sees it's from sniperwolf*
    Me:One video couldn't hurt

  • @FrøgyGacha3.0
    @FrøgyGacha3.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I literally combusted because of the "That's an oyster. Call me" Idk why🤣😂

  • @sunny-pb6ic
    @sunny-pb6ic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    I need to text myself. Idk why just seems cool. Heh xD
    Me: Yo can you buy me a cat
    Me: Yo can you buy me a cat
    Me: Sure
    Me: Sure
    >:3

  • @moni28meli
    @moni28meli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Ima eat a bunch of frosted flakes now

    • @lunalovegood3939
      @lunalovegood3939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol me

    • @victoriarosa475
      @victoriarosa475 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad Bleach pods SAME

    • @cerysdevin9135
      @cerysdevin9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imma eat 10! I need at least 10°/° of my body filled of frosted flakes!

  • @greygrey1108
    @greygrey1108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    You are my little *F L U F F*

    • @urmom-td1lv
      @urmom-td1lv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iiSensitiveEren that’s what my dad says😱😱

    • @greygrey1108
      @greygrey1108 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chelsea Alvarez lmao I really wish my dad says that loll

    • @Eviek444
      @Eviek444 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that

    • @kiwikitten7312
      @kiwikitten7312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No iamthelionkingSON that one always gets me lol

    • @RAYYYYYYne
      @RAYYYYYYne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Buy me a Twinkie*

  • @tejaswinibanubakode5135
    @tejaswinibanubakode5135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dad:- You're my little fluff.
    Me:- Thank you Dad. (After a second) nah, he probably drunk.

  • @amandatenney3028
    @amandatenney3028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The kitten one's so great. How about this: I just visited a doctor, Dr. Pepper that is. LOL. Good ol' comedy gold.

  • @aano110
    @aano110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    *ThE pArTy WaS aT YoUr HoUsE*
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chaos.squad.13.7
      @chaos.squad.13.7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ARMY 💜💜💜

    • @Mewcury69
      @Mewcury69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noooo jungkook is mine

    • @aano110
      @aano110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mewcury69 no babe😏

    • @Mewcury69
      @Mewcury69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aano110 But he is my bias✋😞...but we can share, right?

    • @aano110
      @aano110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mewcury69 obviously we can there nearly trillion other girls sharing the same man as us😂😂😂

  • @eijirokirishima3765
    @eijirokirishima3765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    I literally had my phone IN MY HAND today, and I was getting into my car. I go, 'wheres my phone'? My sister then says 'check your hand'
    I'm such an idiot
    Like if you've ever done this

    • @romyschneigansz7278
      @romyschneigansz7278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I did that with my ice cream once

    • @cyan2783
      @cyan2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I did it, but with $100

    • @ايشتبغىباسمياحترمنفسكلوسمحت
      @ايشتبغىباسمياحترمنفسكلوسمحت 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I returned from my sister's house , I called her when I arrived to ask her if my phone still there ... and she was searching for it .. when she said how did you call me , I realized that I need a doctor 🌚

    • @mid341
      @mid341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol i did it with a dollar

    • @sarahmonametsi564
      @sarahmonametsi564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A glass of water

  • @Fizzywashere
    @Fizzywashere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg this video is literally the only video I ever see I have to watch this on a daily bruh😂

  • @bridgetagyei5452
    @bridgetagyei5452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Lia is for:
    Lovely
    Interesting
    Amazing!
    *sLuUrP*

    • @sreejips3645
      @sreejips3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In and out beauty

    • @thebangmaster9273
      @thebangmaster9273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sreejips3645 my insides are lovely interesting and amazing

    • @sreejips3645
      @sreejips3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thebangmaster9273 okaaay

    • @sreejips3645
      @sreejips3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thebangmaster9273 mine is also the same

    • @sreejips3645
      @sreejips3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@llamamadii4280 huh

  • @FireFoxGoldie
    @FireFoxGoldie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    when i was little i would eat gravy under the table when we had gravy with something like potatoes

    • @alliej7578
      @alliej7578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love eating under the table
      Even tho I’m not a child and I shouldn’t be under the table during dinner 😬😓

  • @itzkaylie6174
    @itzkaylie6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Me : wheres my phone again?
    Me : **looks at my right hand**
    Oh... How dumb of me

  • @knowhatnot347
    @knowhatnot347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The only time I’ve ever seen someone drunk was at a wedding when my mom drank to much fireball and I didn’t see this part but apparently she threw up on our car😂

  • @FireFoxGoldie
    @FireFoxGoldie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    when i was little i would sneak downstairs when everyone was asleep in the middle of the night and i would take an entire stick of butter and eat it, i regret it, now butter makes me sick
    Thank you for the likes, i think this is the most ive ever gotten😄😁👍

  • @theylovedagirl3775
    @theylovedagirl3775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    Have you ever gone through the comments and thought
    I wish I wrote that comment

    • @brwnkyraa2974
      @brwnkyraa2974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @tolitjada8963
      @tolitjada8963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No??

    • @yasssqueen9819
      @yasssqueen9819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sad bart Simpson That's insane

    • @stabewwy
      @stabewwy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like yours? Rlly that's another comment I wish I wrote XD ;-; 😭😅😅😅

    • @samuellee3729
      @samuellee3729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wish I wrote this comment

  • @purplevenom2019
    @purplevenom2019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    SSSniperWolf: postman you name it
    Me: ToNy StArK

  • @Dylann_55555
    @Dylann_55555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi I love your videos. They always bring a smile to my face

  • @JadenBear
    @JadenBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    One of my favorites is the girl texting herself. Also, I'm not old enough to drink. And I will never ever drink because I've heard it tastes bad. And obviously it's very unhealthy and I don't want to get drunk.

    • @tracyvslife3124
      @tracyvslife3124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yah my mom never drinks she says it makes her stomach hurt and feel gross

    • @JohnSkyYT
      @JohnSkyYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also it's a waste of time drinking alcohol and being drunk

    • @Grung3._.L1z
      @Grung3._.L1z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @shantoine burke same

    • @mysticqueen3551
      @mysticqueen3551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, it's okay in moderation and for holidays. I'm of age, but I've never been drunk. I've just been buzzed or tipsy, which is kinda like being drunk, but also not. It's where you start to lose your inhibitions, but you're still kind of aware of what's going on around you. I've never actually been straight-up drunk.

    • @sirmonkebot5795
      @sirmonkebot5795 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mom let me take less than a sip so I will like it when I'm older, ngl it wasn't the worst thing ive ever tasted

  • @brodycat2124
    @brodycat2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Once I remember going to the beach and the water was so salty that it burned my eyes for like 5 mins,I learned that the hard way.

    • @Eviehodges6921
      @Eviehodges6921 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameee and got a blister for 2 years :/

  • @batespsycho9053
    @batespsycho9053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I don't think i ever laughed so hard in my life

  • @keanuplsadoptme
    @keanuplsadoptme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok but her hair is bomb!

  • @itzsofia_1665
    @itzsofia_1665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hi lia I love your channel and you always make my day :) ❤️

  • @chelseadeplomo4433
    @chelseadeplomo4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Why would you eat something that tastes like an ocean....
    Me: It's called *seafood*

    • @annaveneklasen2796
      @annaveneklasen2796 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chelsea Deplomo I hate seafood and freshwater food. 😑 Talk about nasty.

    • @chelseadeplomo4433
      @chelseadeplomo4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anna Veneklasen ok some people don't like it I'm just saying it tastes like that cuz its seafood..😂

    • @chigbuoibekwe7893
      @chigbuoibekwe7893 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @yuritarded881
    @yuritarded881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Guy: take me to blablablabla
    Taxi: we are there sir
    Guy: your like super fast

  • @picklegod2576
    @picklegod2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please more of these they are so funny!!!!!!

  • @Jesticc
    @Jesticc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Can You Read This Whole Backwards Sentence?
    fi ouy nac daer siht ouy era trams!
    If you couldn’t figure it Out this is what it translates to,
    *If You Can Read This You Are Smart!*

  • @akshunville
    @akshunville 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    A police man gave my family slurpee coupons once and we live in the USA

    • @silas901
      @silas901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jackson Vandee where I live if a police officer sees you riding a bike with a helmet they will give you a free ice cream coupon

    • @Uniqedreams
      @Uniqedreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that was once

    • @overwatchenthusist3472
      @overwatchenthusist3472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HMMMM kill someone free food and a house prison

    • @tracygames5755
      @tracygames5755 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was saved from MANY P.I. charges because police officers would give me a ride home after visiting the bars downtown. Lol I'm also in USA.

  • @moldysangwhich
    @moldysangwhich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    2:16 “they are supposed to taste like A Ocean”
    Snipperwolf
    It’s AN ocean
    Your getting there 😂😂😂
    This made me laugh so hard

  • @kavitasingh7403
    @kavitasingh7403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “If you eat a thousand grams of something you become one percent of it”
    Me: I guess I’m twenty percent Oreos
    Thanks for the likes guys🥰

    • @amberjennifer8826
      @amberjennifer8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes i know this is a joke but:
      20,000g is ~44lb
      44lb = 20%
      44 * 5
      ~220 lb

    • @kavitasingh7403
      @kavitasingh7403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh lol

    • @kavitasingh7403
      @kavitasingh7403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But Oreos are good tho

    • @kavitasingh7403
      @kavitasingh7403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m probably 50 percent Oreos now lol

    • @amberjennifer8826
      @amberjennifer8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kavitasingh7403 50%?! how much do you weigh???

  • @dominiquequattlebaum6515
    @dominiquequattlebaum6515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the most funniest😂😂😂😂 one i thought was when he called the taxi to his house
    damn he was so drunk🍺🍺🍺🍺

  • @esoterica111
    @esoterica111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    3:07
    She just predicted 2020

  • @CodyWhitlock
    @CodyWhitlock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    She is literally the best ever 😂🙌🙌

    • @sweetgirls1410
      @sweetgirls1410 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cody Whitlock lol

    • @Iionsong
      @Iionsong 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diamond Beau Lmao for Fox Goodman and The Hamster Army! you said ssniperwolf fan but for this dude...

    • @baichab3976
      @baichab3976 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cody Whitlock I find u everywhere

  • @SDN0.4
    @SDN0.4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "you were drunk last night at my party"
    "no I wasn't"
    "YOU THREW MY HAMSTER OUT OF MY WINDOW SAYING PICKACHU I CHOOSE YOU"
    "oh yea"

  • @Darkshade_01
    @Darkshade_01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    These videos are always getting better and better I'll always enjoy these videos because this just shows how dumb people are when they are drunk

  • @abbygrace1921
    @abbygrace1921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    my cousin just said do you ever wonder what she smels like lmao

  • @epicfromepicgames8222
    @epicfromepicgames8222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    YOU ARE MY LITTLE FLUFF
    Omg.

  • @vivncid
    @vivncid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg I literally have bean watching you for so long your the first TH-camr that I remember for a long time lia