Funny Texts To Crush FAILS
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ask me questions for ask wolf :D
SSSniperWolf hi xD tea or coffee??
COFFEE FO ME
SSSniperWolf Hi when's your Birthday? :D
SSSniperWolf 2nd
SSSniperWolf Heyyyyy your the best
first
The ambulance is coming!
Beeeeeeoooowwwwwwww
Beeeeeeeeoooowwwww
I'm Satan because I falled from heaven
Patrick: beeewoo beewoo
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Manfred Hasal What Does Falled Mean OW I *FELL* OVER!
Booooooooow boooooooooooow wooooooooooooob boooooooooow
I died for 20 minutes straight at the "spank you like a disobedient avocado" one 😂😂😂
What time
@@Ieatchicken0355 7:26
Ok
Omg yeahhh
Same lmao
Texter: when I first saw you... I heard BEWOOO BOWOOO OWWW BOOOWEEE WOOO
Me: are you talking to a dog?
I said the exact same thing 😂
You should've said ARE YOU CALLING ME A B****
If someone did that to me I would be so weirded out tbh-
I was so confused in-till I saw the second message ahah
The part came up when I read this
Where the wolf pack we unite together and make history. Like we absolutely love u sniper wolf like we support you. And ppl of course are gonna hate gonna be saying things that ain't true. And I hope u see this
💕💕
+SSSniperWolf love ur videos and ur channel
SSSniperWolf 💖💗💜🖤
SSSniperWolf what is your blizzard ID so we can all play over watch with you
SSSniperWolf hi for ask wolf do you want to have a baby
Guy: hey girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: No, but I did scrape my knee crawling up from hell.
Natalie Syms while
Natalie Syms I had to used that against a boy who is my ex from first grade XD
ShadowWolf_7 why dafuq were you dating in first grade 😂
Natalie Syms Ahahahah! 😂 (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)
Acadefe lol XD😂😂🤣🤣🤣👌🏼
i cant even stop laughin-
dis is why i watch her videos everyday PERIOD
by the way DID YOU SEE HOW MANY PLUSHEENS SHE HAS?
plusheen is my favorite kitto
If only this happened to me😞....
Crush:Knock Knock
Me:who’s there?
Crush:Lava
Me:Lava who?
Crush: *I Lava you
Lava me, Lava me! Say that you Lava me!
Fool me, fool me! Oh, how you do me!
Mae Chamberlain I this so much
Mae Chamberlain i this so much? 😂
I meant I love this so much 😂
TaeKookies okay, THATS CUTE! I like the cute stuff! 🥰
I wish this happend to me when I used to have a crush
9:33
Sniperwolf: he wins everything!
Me: *except for the girl doe*
👁_👁
Patrick:wee woo
PS4: I’m dying!
Xbox: I’ll call 911!
*Wii U Wii U Wii U*
UNWIRED Tech
Ha ha ha ha
Here's my best pick up line "Are you my homework?
‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying"
Lmao
So my ex tried getting back together again
Him:Hi your hotter then a red pepper the spicy one ;)
Me:Thanks?....
Him:Wanna go out
Me:Oh hell no
3 months later
Him:Can we be together again? Pleaseeeee
Me:Hahhahaaha
Me:Hahahhaha
Me:BAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me:Bye
lol no joke that last part is what I did when my best friend said that someone had a crush on me
My friend: SO I heard someone liiiikes yooooou!! :D
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! GOOD ONE YOU'RE SUCH A COMEDIAN LOL
My friend: ... ha...
Bull
Wait really tho
What I would have done
Him: Your hotter then a red pepper the spicey one 😜
Me: wtf? Thx?
Him: Yeah um want to get back together?
Me: let me think.
4 years later...
Him: its been 4 years
Me: I thought you were smart enough to know I meant no.
Him: 💔
Me: 😂😂😂 bye be a bad bi***
When a girl says later she really means not ever-Charlotte from princess and the frog
‘Baby I’ll treat you like my homework’
‘How’s that?’
‘I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long’
Extra:
Fangirl: ‘There are 21 letters in the alphabet!’
Draco: ‘no, there are 26’
Fangirl: ‘Oh yeah, I forgot u, r, h, o, t’
Draco: ‘No, you forgot i, m, g, a, y’
Harry: ‘So am I!’
*Harco vibes 👌*
Ngl the first one gave me sangwoo vibes
My darling......
My lovely........
Honey.......
Bae.........
IT IS DRARRY NOT HARCO
Ilysm sssniperwol
(Edit:Thanks for 64 likes or maybe more i dunno)
I got a heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Smurfey Durpeys iiii
I mean, I would like to hear both sweet and funny, just in between, that’s how I like it
the ambulance guy one had me bursting out laughing at night help💀
the last one😂 ill tell my brother 😂😂
*i'll
Fan Goddess I’ll*
CatMemes :D someone already corrected her/him
Lol 😂
Suicidal Gurl YOU POSTED THE SONG TOY ;0;;;
Are you Starbucks? ...because I like you a latte 😂💜🌈🔥
I had to get my appendix token out a month ago- 4:31
Now we have a appendix token
Lia: girls don't like nice guys!
Me: well...I like Shawn Mendes, sooo...😏
Brianna Parsons celebrity crush?
@@nishinoyazsrhh1510 how did you know!😂
Brianna Parsons .
YOU WATCH ME BLEED UNTIL I CANT BREATHE SHAKING FALLING ONTO MY KNEES
@@slayqueenpussyboss7806 girl he is a celebrity that's obvious 😂😂
@@himikotoga753 AND NOW THAT I'M WITHOUT YOUR KISSE I'LL BE NEEDING STITCHES
I was drinking water and you showed the bow wow meme I almost spit my water out!!😂
Person:you look so pretty
Me:happy birthday
Person:*leaves*
Me:tf???
I love when she does videos like this😂
Anne M yea
I love when she does videos.
Mario's red,
Sonic's blue,
I play videogames 24/7
How bout you?
I know hom its goese
Im a girl
Im a gamer
I can play games to
( i play alot off games like roblox monsetr legends )
This makes too much sense
WoW amazing this is my life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha
Bravo avocado🥑
It’s Valentines Day today and I️ told my crush I️ liked him and his response was “okay wow well then okay.” And I️ freaked out and my friends were all saying “OMG you told him” and my best friend said “if you tell your crush I’ll tell mine”... and she didn’t 😭 so I️ was on the edge of tears 😰
Olivia Nardulli it’s okay, it could have been worse. Hopefully you aren’t too upset about it now 😊
Just tell her crush for revenge
did you not hear? she said that her best friend didnt tell her.
well I mean it totally could have been worse, but i've been there before so ik how that is
Olivia Nardulli hey that took guts.... your bestie is a chicken.... he knows tho and maybe you could be friends.... I had one in middle school and I regret not telling him
SHE USED TO TRY NOT TO SWEAR BUT NOW SHE DOESNT EVEN CARE AND SHE SWEARS LMAO
My friend texted friend:I'm a magnet!
Me:why?
Friend: beacause I'm attracted to you
skullexie 21
*what I would say to that*
To bad, we’re the same side.
Le friend: uhhh okay?
Cuz I ain’t attracted
*terrible roast, I know.*
8:56
wow Ashley that aged well
guy = solve for x :
x = your phone number
me = ok
x = (then put his number)
guy = hey that's my number
me = no it's your number
bye
.....You tried it, honey.
You tried. But failed. But at least you tried
but that's just it I didn't try
now I have nothing
9:41: Hey ever heard of princesses?
Um yeah. What about them?
You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
**Locks her up in a tower, a dungeon or has the huntsman carve her heart out to be eaten.**
only one person has ever used the 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven' i just deadpan looked at him and said, sweetie, I never fall. I did scrape my knee when I dug up from hell. he just deadass looked at me and walked away lmao
Hey Lia just wanted to let you know how amazing you are and how you make my day, every single day! You are an amazing youtuber and will never give up on you been with you from the start. love you loads I know it's late
But happy new year and keep everything. Love Lily Barton ❤️
I think it’s two steps🤣😂
QUESTIONS FOR WOLF:
What’s your worst subject in school
Also your vid are my life your the best I love you
I know the question wasnt for me but mine is elar 😩
my fav pick up line is "are you a water bottle, cuz you looking wet" someone said that to me before and i died laughing🤣
8:01 Me before realizing what that meant: 🤔🤨
Me after: 😳🤭
💀
I'm into nerds
They listen, and they know how to distract you when you're upset
This is my life. My two best friends are nerds and I like both of them! Tears me apart. but I agree with you
Same
Glasses are bonus points
tf you damn rude
Yeah same
@@eilidhrichardson3023 how she's speaking her opinion that's not mean I bet your a "badboy"
The waterfall cracked me up!! Then you dropped the F bomb without a bleep! 😂 You can’t do that! THATS ILLEGAL 🤣
My question is how do u look soooo nice all the time? Also love ur videos keep being awesome!
i died for 30 mins straight, i kept laughing at the bow wow meme
A really corny pickup line is “are you a magnet cause you’re attracting me”......really😞
Dear SSSniperwolf,
I just wanted to let you know that you have gotten me through basically almost my _whole_ life. You've made me feel happy when I feel down. You distract me from thinking about the _ONE_ event that happened in my past. You even make me not think about the fact that my dad and cat both have cancer. SSSniperwolf, I just wanted to say, "Thank you. Thank you _so_ much." I'm actually glad that I didn't succeed in committing suicide. Thanks again, Lia. I hope that you see this. Love ya. 💙
No one cares.
@@kateleibsle1813 bruh this was 4 years ago and you're going to respond? get a life
@@kateleibsle1813 Wow you're a sad person. You should listen to the person above cause they're actually a winner.
@@cousinsally2345 this was 4 years ago and your gonna reply to her now?
@@Cinnamorolllover225 it was 4 days ago and she said it 2 days ago
Fav pick up line:
Me: what the code to the among us game
Boy: URAQT
oMGB WHEN YOU WERE MAKING THE SOUNDS OF A AMBULANCE I STARED AT THE SAME TIME
Heres something funny i made up
Person breathe if you want to date me
His or her CRUSH passes out
Person oh come on i am not that bad
The crush barly can talk,yeah you kinda are
People in the background ohhhhhhhhhhh snap get roasted
Guy: did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
Me: no but I scraped my knee crawling out of hell 😁
IM FUDGING EARLY!!!!!!! 😁😁😁
When you feel like you are early
Your actually late 😂
Shadow lady at first I thought your name said LDShadowLady XD
Hi Lia this is for ask wolf do the dogs bite???🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
1:37 omg you good girl lol
Love you SSSniperWolf
4:54 my appendix burst and I’m still alive
394 likes 1 view youtube is drunk...
4:03 "Good one. Too bad I'm, not thinking about you or smiling! "
"You did both and are doing both right now again"
My reply would be "You mistake puking for smiling. No wonder you're single if you're that bad at reading the room."
0:32 she’s talking how no one wants a clean pick up line
Me: I want that
My pick up line: "Are you a chidori?Cause i wanna hold you in my hands"
fav pick up line:lets practise math at my house,we will add my bed,subtract our clothes,divide our legs and multiply
0:44 He called her Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Leviathan, Mammon, and Belphegor all at once (and my fellow Hellaverse fans know only three of them even attractive ❤)
I love your vids so much. Btw you always make my day
My crush: “u r a q t”
Me: “uraqt”
My crush: “What?”
Me: “uraqt”
My crush: “I said u r a q t”
Me: “Yeah, uraqt!”
My crush: “Man, that’s why nobody wants to be ur boyfriend!”
Me: “Ok... b*tch”
Wanna Know Something Funny?
I asked my crush at quarantine
He said Yes.
O.o
@I Love apples ✨ I’m in denial that I may be crushing on a girl but idk if I’m crushing or if I’m just envious and I’m afraid that I may be bi because I’ve crushed on boys in the past and that my mom will disown me for being as straight as a circle ✨
@@tartaglia. Live your own Best Life!
Wait but if he already has her number why did he ask for the equation to find her number 🤔
JohnTheHandsome yeah I thought that 🤔😂
JohnTheHandsome they were prob talking on an app
JohnTheHandsome I think they were on a dating website I don't know just trying to help
I think it's on an app
Oh u guys are probably right lol
Forget about Spider-Man,superman,batman,I’ll be yourman
Girl: I probably couldn't have lived without physical contact
Corona: (obiwan) Hello There
You say Leigh like Lee XDDDD
LASAGNA
The way she just told bowwwwwowwwwuwwwwow-lmao i can't 😂😂
Finish The Lyics! Lia"BOW CHICA WOW WOW!!" Me: THATS WHAT MA BABY SAYS!! (Phineas And Ferb Refrences)
Who here learned that “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” from memes, and not school 😳
I literally started laughing like crazy when u said bow chic a wow bow my sister was like umm is she crazy or something and I was like I can explain
Nobody:
The captions at 2:55: a brown ball of akkad oh
2:06
LMAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD LOL
Girl: I probably couldn't live without physical contact.
Covid-19: Hold my beer.
😂😂
Now THIS is good! 😂
*People in 2020
Bruh
She dead now
I'm dead i kept laughing at the bow wow meme and we,ooo,wee,ooo 😃😜😆😂
Gia Shine WTH!? Weee woooo weeee wooooo
He-
BOW WOWWWW
BEWWWWWWW
WEWWEWWWWWWW
Haha same😂😂
Same haha it's so hilarious
I never thought I would laugh like this 😂😂😂
My Fav Pick up line is
Guy: Spell me
Girl:M-e
Guy: You forgot the D
Girl: There's no D in Me
Guy: Not Yet
Wow
Kaylynne/AnaPlays dont get it
Kaylynne/AnaPlays my reply to you saying I forgot the D would be do you need a ride back to kindergarten
Kaylynne/AnaPlays hi
Kaylynne/AnaPlays :O
textings my crush
crush:why do you like me??,I'm a clumsy girl/boy
me:same here!!,I'm clumsy enough to fall for you!
that’s…pretty good
Yea
Perfectly searched on the internet
10:20
No need to put U and I together when J and K are right next to it.
Like if u get it.
Omg!
?
@Flutter Shy
Okay so
I is next to J and K
If u put u next to I it says
"UIJK"
Jk means "just kidding"
It's a shame
N and O are next to eachother
JK = JUST KIDDING!!
The pusheen cats in the back ground are having a ritual
BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
I said that to omg i think one is going to die
I just suffocated because I was laughing so hard but not enough to kill me
Oh shi t bro
100th like
When Girls Fart : Conceal don't feel
When Boys Fart : Let the storm rage on
I miss this dead meme
.......
LET IT GOOOO
Me during this video
😨😨😨😨
LET IT GOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bravo avocado.
bravocado
Yennie Fer I've seen u b4!
Yennie Fer I've seen u too many times 😂
Lmao😅😅😅😅
You like him but you have a boyfriend !
My favourite pic up line is "are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you "
I would say yes if someone said that to me 😂
@@crystal7965 I would say yes, because nobody likes me and they throw me out :)
Family friendly nice😁😊
I was gonna like but it's on 69 and I'd like it to stay on 69
Who else noticed all the pusheens in the background ? ?
I want all of them ;-
Thats so true because my cursor is an cute avacado
I noticed and I also want them ALL
*I've dived into u.* *(kpop fan speaking if u dont know ;-;)*
That’s the pusheen cult
Sooo true I rlly want them
Fav pick up line:
Are you a banana?
Cause you're so aPEELing
Xd
Wtf
Agreed.
Ooofff good one
1. I wake up
2. I go outside
3. I see lia
4. I hug lia
5. I cry
Real order: 2,3,4,1,5
Perfect 10/10
i did not get it the first 2 min but then i got it 10/10 this is pretty good
100/10
That's good
Sara Jandernal lol
Pick up line I came up with myself:
Hey, you’re from Mars, I’m from Venus. Together we are out of this world.
That moment when Mars & Venus are also Ares and Aphrodite in Greek mythology, and Ares and Aphrodite are dating: I am a GEEK
So where’s Hephaestus? 😬👀
@@thedukeofnuts i love me a good plot twist 🥲👌
@@thedukeofnuts a
to corny, try "hey idiot, lets go out."
!!!!!WOLFPACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awooooooo
Awwwooooooooooooooooooooooo
“Are you a loan bc you’re gaining my interest.”
“Are you a bank bc leave me a loan” 😭😂😂😂😂😭🤣😭🤣
Kamsi M. Lol 😂
Lol
how to dodge a boy:
man: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
girl: no
girl: but i scratched my knee coming out of hell.
Lol
That's funny
ahah
I dug my way up from hell
🙋
Your hair is looking awersome Lia.❤️
*Wee Woo*
I thought of Kristen tbh
ItsMeh Msp no sssniper it goes
Woooooooo
Woooooooo
We war we war we war
WEE WOO!!
ItsMeh Msp 😂😂
ItsMeh Msp *THIS IS MY AMBULANCE* HDHDGZBABABZBHZKSSHAGSBBABABWBAWWWEEEEWEWWWWWWWOOOOOODNXBXBBBAWAWUO
Roses are red....
Violets are blue….
*Girls like bad boys, but why don’t they like the Disney ones too*
That soo true bc I have crush on bb but... NOT ALL GIRLS
A lot of the disney boys are taken-
Haha I don't like bad boys...
Or any boy...
Get it?
Press read more if you don't get it.
*I like girls*
ya but dem disney ones are so wholesome sometimes x3
omfg im so single ;-;
I don't like bad boys, they disgust me
Me : watches vid
Also me : dies of laughter at 1:47
My family : she’s back at it again
Did you fall out of a vending machine because you look like a snack
*clap clap clap clap*
Cringy but can be useful in a relationship.
Feyruz Osman facts
*clap clap clap*
Like lol
That’s cheesy but why would the boyfriend EAT the girlfriend
If a boy sent me that I would say “YOU ARE LYING! NOONE THINK I AM PRETTY!”
WWWWEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WWWWEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: Can I tie your shoes? You: Why? Me: Because I can't let you fall for anyone else but me.
10/10
Nice
Rafael Nguyen Alvarez old asf heard that trillions of times
Rafael Nguyen Alvarez that was smooth😎😎😎😎
Lol
Today I noticed that my friend was blushing around me and acting weird. Me and my friend both thought he liked me. My friend had to go though. But my other friend was there. He later stands in front of us and says "I like you" He was looking at me. Later i went up to him and said "I'm taken." Later my friend said that he liked her and she liked him back. I'm embarrassed.
The message to this is please think before you speak.
Sry for ya
Oooof u done an did urself good. Lol
@Neena 25 you shut the (f word) up (b word)
P.s I'm Christian
@@xxtotallyblessedkidxx1018 I’m dog army
OMG I feel so bad
Meaghan:''Your never gonna find someone like me a ghan!"
Bf: "That was the point."
I saw that one 😂
Bow bow chica bow bow that what my baby say bow bow my heart starts pumping
Phinias and Ferb
It's bow chica bow wow 😁. Not bow bow chica bow wow
Cookie Bunny love that show. They are making a phineas and ferb movie 🎥
BRING IT BACK TO NETFLIX OMLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Mom Phineas and Ferb are making TH-cam comments again !!!!
Phineas...not Phinias
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm like if you love your dog...........I don't know? Lol
I don’t have a dog but I love doggos
I LOVE MY BABIES.... MY SHELTIES ARE THE BEST ( the puppy might have peed already tho)
@@bethy8681 same.
I love cats
Ummm.. I don't have one lol
as a woman I can confirm that if you can make a girl laugh then you're in
*ARE YOU CALLING ME SATIN*
Melody Reynolds spelling on fleek
Ugh i hate it when ppl talk about me.
Melody Reynolds Yes, I’m calling you a clothing material
Only if your soft...
S A T O N S A T A N S A T O N.