HILARIOUS TEXTS from LAST NIGHT
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Hello Citizens of Azzyland.... I'm Azzy and welcome to another amazing reaction video! HILARIOUS TEXTS from LAST NIGHT
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Azzy should come out with “WHO RAISED YOU?!?” Merch
Everyone like. Each like is a yes.
1:56...
Why did u kill mufasaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??
😂😂😂😂
Lol
NOOOOOO!
My new catch phrase
In the caption it says "why you peel mufasa" lol😅😂
edit: the second one azzy said
I was right at that part when I read this comment 🤣🤣
“No” animals were harmed while being drunk! *totally-*
*poor animals T-T*
Ikr T^T
Ikr ●~●
Ikr 0~0
Poor animal's
Yea... poor things....
Imagine just running up to that Mexican kid and be like:
"Yo Dora, where's the f*cking map!?
I-
LMAOSCSSSSSKK
Thé Guy who screamed "Dumbledore your alive" IS a légende hhhhh
Ikr
YEᑭ
Øøøø
✌️😂👍
Yep I nearly fell out of my bunk bed laughing
Loved that dumbledore one 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
My favorite was the angry birds :)
DOUBLDOREEEE
Mine too
XD Same!
DUMBLEDORE YOUR ALIVE
I dare someone to count how many time it says “I wasn’t that drunk” Lamo 😂
CurlPrincess I think they mean lmao but it doesn’t matter misspellings happen
100000000000009990000000000
17 times I literally counted them
ur not funny
@CurlPrincess lmao means laugh my a** off
This is how many they said “I wasn’t that drunk”
👇🏻
Only four...
6?😂
it’s 4
@@anyelyvega3752 The comment has 6 likes.
Or 7
How many times did the drunk person say
I wasn’t even that drunk
How many times did the friend say
DUDE
5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Xx jxde xX init lol
A lot
131
Lol
Azzy's lesson: always say "are you An alien?" When you meet someone
Your profile picture fits the comment TOO much 😂😂😂
XD
@@sugarpeeps279 that's the thing i want to say XD
Abc ARE U AN ALIEN?!
O wow. When I commented this I had another picture 😅.
Me: watches all the vids and laughs
Me: sees the Dumbledore one
I can’t even contain myself
Me. Too.
Lol
This is how many times the texts said " I wasn't that drunk*
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Edit: it someone makes this comment, dont say*like begger* because sometimes they can just be trying to comment and everyone just gave them likes
True tho
You just vant liks
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
@@martalaska1733 also what is the meaning for those emojis it's just a comment jeez
Sorry
5:20 lmaoo i died laughing
Same!
you mean you fell out of your bed laughing
I like your profile picture
yikes
This is so out of the ordinary but you LiKe MeLaNiE tOo
My little brother (he is 4 years old) took a tampon and My dad asked him about what it was, My brothers answere was... "that is My little White Mouse" i couldnt stop laughing
Signe Slikkepind lol
I needed that laugh! LOL!
Where did he get the tampon from tho?
Signe Slikkepind lol I wish my sister did that
om that is soooo funny
When I was younger I used to get up realy early and just stared at the tv while it was off. Entertainment
Sounds like your enjoying Candle Cove
I’m doing the same thing rn 😂 channel 693 is on, wait… no it’s not
Oop
Welp. Your childhood was messed up 😂
I woke up and silently played with my dolls in the middle of my living room, which is where my grandparents slept.
About the intercom:
They actually stand at the normal phone at checkout and put a special number in allowing them to talk on the intercom! Hope this helped!
Yeah, when I first saw that I was broken. (3 MONTHS AGO)
Person 1: I wasn’t THAT drunk
Person 2: Dude....**starts explaining what happened**
This is literally all they said lmao😂
Oh god not AGAIN!!!
Clorox Bleach are you the best cleaning for clothes
becuz i dont know which one to buy
Oh no a bleech
Seriously!, 25% of the videos I watch..... Scroll down to the comment section...... I see your comment.
haha so true
Everyone: “I wasn’t that drunk.”
You drove into torchies tacos screaming WERE ARE MY TACOS!!!
Yep
Yennie Fer lol
Yennie Fer YEaH We AInT taHT DrUŇĶ
I would be the only one who would say "YOU WERE DRUNK TOO!" Lol I'm evil
Video name: *funny texts from last night*
Me: *sees when it was made*
Also me: “Oh! Made two years ago..😗”
Yep im 2021
Nope 3 years
Oh! Comment made 1 year ago…😗
this how many times the people in the video said “i wasn’t that drunk dude*
⤵️
🔽
⬇️
↕️
⬇️
🔽
⤵️
30 minutes ago
Maja Bronisz ???
So 17 times?
Drunk guy: *picks up mexican girl* DORA I NEED YOUR MAP!!!
Mexican girl: 😨Madrè!!!! *cries in Spanish*
Plz translate :P
Im a cat madre= mother
Lol
O wow 💀
MADRE MIA ESTA LOCO EL VIEJO ESE POBRE NIÑA!!!!!!!! XD
Azzy: I wasn’t that drunk.
Azzy: then why were you peeing on your hands to clean them
Me: * falls of bed laughing 😂😂😂😂
Like if this was you too
Edit: Omg I completely payed no attention to this comment for 10 months and I have this many likes?!?
THANK YOU GUYS!!
Lol
Ella Button -w- I was rolling on the floor the whole video
@@user-yv5dy4ui4r lol
The part just came while i was reading your comment
Ella Button -w- I actually fell out of my bed
“JOHN” also needs to know where to go
*"DUMBLEDORE, YOU'RE ALIIIIVE!!!!"* 😂👌
Nobody:
Me: *gets distracted by Azzy's eyelashes*
Same, there so pretty... and her nails
Yeah the eyelashes look like Triangle lol
Uh huh
They are long.....
OMG YESSSSSSS IKR SO PRETTY YEAAAAAAA
Drunk guy: dude I wasn’t that drunk 😇
Smart friend: you unsubscribed from azzyland
Drunk guy:boi I must have been stupid drunk
Your welcome azzyland fans🙏
Da mad lad 360 good one!
3:25
He Watches Harry Potter And Knows Dumbledore Died...
BEST DRUNK DUDE EVER!!
(Most of my friends don't know that Dumbledore dies, but this dunk dude does.. Just sad..)
Best drunk dude ever
@@nikishypeboy oh hey Miss Ginny Weasley!
Yes, true😂
@@mapbot8492 hello Professor
@@nikishypeboy 🙂
7:01
Azzy: “Imagine someone just looking at a screen like HAHHAHA”
Me: “Sims in the Sims4.”
Thats so true it’s concerning 🗿
Azzy always makes me laugh :)
yep.
Yep.
Matt Spicer me to me to
Yep
Me too!
I also subbed to you! I like your work
Friend: You were so drunk last night
Me: No I wasn’t
Friend: you were talking about marriage
Me: so?
Friend: you were talking to a mirror
I actually got really drunk and did that
Spectrix Gaming hay i do that everyday and I’m not even drunk
justjungkookthings O.K So? Am I supposed to be amazed?
Spectrix Gaming never said you should be.
justjungkookthings then don’t say things like that
I am still yelling at scar for killin muffasa
Me too.
*mufasa*
Me too
They all said “I wasn’t even that drunk” 🤣 😂😝
Her commentary is even better then the texts 😂🙌🙌🙌
Cody Whitlock 382st?
NeonWolf Playz you should play in a Shakespeare play!
I see u everywhere lol
Hi Azzy please can you do a try not to laugh challenge
Cody Whitlock her commentary is what makes her whole channel good, every one of her vids! All of them do stuff from the same videos! Duh!
3:27 WHERE CAN I FIND DUMBLEDORE? I love Harry Potter!
You cant he's dead
Find him in the first movie
IKR
YOU LIKE FLAMING9
Same!
“I wasn’t that drunk” BEST LINE OF THE VIDEO.
😂😂😂😂
2:46
Me having 3 parakeets.
' Locks them up in the basement'
Why does everything start with
You were so drunk...
No I was fine
Or
I wasn’t too drunk..
Dude you .........
Liek whyy
KarahTheDark Gamer YT ikr
because it’s part of the meme... all these texts she’s reading are these really old ass memes... and the memes start off with “i wasn’t that drunk” or “dudeeer you were so drunk”
Or dude you were wasted
So True
I wasn't drunk.....just tired.....
My bro said dis when he wrapped himself in a blanket and started saying 'I am the globgolabgolab, shwoblledoblledibbydoble blab'
Me next day:Not drunk huh.....he was definitely drunk.
Me:Dude you were sooo drunk...
You: NOO I was not!
Me: You started to sing Elmo's world when you saw it in the baby section in Walmart then you bought the Elmo toy😂
You: Oh that's why Elmo is in my living room....
👍🏼👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Madeleine Prince I love your profile pic
LMFAO!!!😃😃😃😃😃
Madeleine Prince XD
Madeleine Prince lol that's so funny
the dumbledor got me sorry im late wheres my 2020 gang at?
N o
I fell off my chair laughing so hard when the dude said "DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME" that was it for me 🤣
Me: Dude!you were sooooo drunk last night!
Friend:no i wasn't!
Me: you threw a mushroom at a midget and started yelling ''GROW MARIO GROW!!!!'' then passed out on the on a chair..upside down
Friend: that was just a normal friday for me......
Me: then we had another party were you were even MORE drunk!
Friend:......wat i do?......
Me: you ran outside in the ice and snow naked and try to do a cannon ball in a wall of snow and got stuck when we got you out you tryed to run back into the house and smack your face on the door......it was closed.lmfao! when you woke up you drank again and broke a bottle on your head
Friend: is that why im at the hospital?
Me: yes
Friend: DANG IT!
Did this really happen?
Aye army~
ARRRMMMYYYYYYYYY
JHOOOOPPPPPPEEEEE
Lol
1 word... BTS!!!!!!!!!! ARMYYYY!!!!!! WHO'S YO BIAS???!!!!!!??!!???!!?!!?
me: u were so drunk
him:no
me: some stole your tv and you ran after them screaming u forgot the remote
Sponge bob
Unoriginal. :)
Gumball and SpongeBob XD
Haha 😂 well that’s hilarious 😂
Lmao I'm imagining this in my head
I like how she never fakes thumbnails 😂
The parakeet one and the Dumbledore were my favorites 🤣🤣
AZZY I LOVE YOU, YOUR THE BEST TH-camR
Khadijah Algubaa you comment on all her vids you deserve a shout out
hashi mamashika you are so right
(The second one)You don't know their address.
Like if you agree
Exactly what I was say'n
Yea. Wait, now we can send our location through our iPhones
EKANS THE PRO government
You can give the cops the number and they can track it
EKANS THE PRO
The third one
Just saying
When the guy says that he peed on his hands to clean them, this ad just appeared:
*SoMeoNe wAs cAPTurEd oN yOuR rADar*
hahaha that made me laugh so so hard
Text 2: everyone, you don’t know who she is!
Me: *WhErE iS sHe ThO!?*
Me 2
I wasnt that drunk...
I wasnt that drunk...
I wasnt that drunk...
I wasnt that drunk...
I wasnt that drunk...
I wasnt that drunk...
I wasnt that drunk...
Welcome to 2019
I wasnt that drunk...
I wasnt that drunk...
I wasnt that drunk...
I wasnt that drunk...
Welcome to 2020
I wasnt that drunk...
2021
I wasnt that drunk...
2022
I WASNT THAT DRUNK!!!!!
😂😖😂😖😂
🔥🔥🔥
Lol next it gonna b "I wasn't THAT high"
Yikes
3124
I wasnt that drunk
3000
I WAS THAT DRUNK
Ahhh azzy makes me so happy
Yea i know right 😊😊😊😊
Hey, Azzy, pretty as always. You clipped the pointy tip of the nails, I noticed.
LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEE AAAAAZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYÝYYYYY
IKR
Carmen Munroe that is my phone background lol
I love how you are always so positive, and you are so sweet and kind as well!!!!!!!! BTW you were the very first person I subscribed to!!!!!!
I almost woke up my whole household when the Dora one came up XDDDDD
"ANGY BIRDS!!!"
XD IM DYING
Drop everything to watch my fav youtuber !!!!! It's worth ❤
Kung-Fu Kenny Family same
Then how did you know that she uploaded the vid
Itz Gamez he has notifications on?
awwhhh
Hi Azzy!
Your sooo close to ten million! Good for you I love your channel!!
Azzy is always the highlight of my day (it’s 2020 and still stuck in) ❤️❤️😂
O_O only a few seconds into the vid , just realised this is about DRUNK TEXTS.
ZakAnimations lol
ZakAnimations m
ZakAnimations like same
I’ve got one
“Bro you was so wasted last night”
“No I wasn’t”
“You was cutting a pineapple shouting spongebob I know your in there” 😂😂😂
Boi that’s from a different video
I got one too!
“You were soooo drunk”
“I wasn’t drunk dude!”
“You were smashing eggs on the floor saying BE FREE DONALD DUCK!!!!! BE FREEEEE!!”
That’s not original... you didn’t come up with that. It’s from another video... -_-
That’s from a different video
Y u gotta call him out let him live a little lol
Person: Puts cereal before milk*
Azzy:"WHO RAISED YOU?!?!"
(no hate)
*cereal
I put cerial in before milk to?
U put cerial first because then you wont put too much milk you add cerial then as much milk as u need
oop-
Guys this isn't meant for hate-
i love the mufasa one too!!
I would have said” Charizard I Choose you “ too
I have a problem I HAVE A LVL 100 LEGIT CHARMELEON ON POKEMON FIRERED
Wjsjwi Isiwjsis I
Why are you replying 1 mont later
PBNJordan 6 Why did I see this at the same time she said that?
Charizard is the evolve form of my favorite Pokémon,charmander
@@joebailey7808 actually it's the evolve form of charmeleon
She makes funny things even funnier. She makes my day. Thank you Azzy
Definitely
I loved the angry birds one😂😂😂😂
Omg haha the second one!
#savethehamsters
Edit: I just liked my own comment
Owen Oreilly well ya
Don't worry about it I do it to😂😂😂
Autumn Lawson yooooo, my first name is Lawson
You know, it’s a sign of desperation when you get no likes and you start begging for likes.
Weak little rodent.
Why?
Daaaaaammmmnnn that kid was like, "that grandma had it coming to her. NO ONE yells at me. " Sassy af lol
Ok so i have really long blonde hair and this drunk girl said " Its little Rapunzel!!!"
I ran away as fast as i could but nearly died of laughter
Imagine all these people at the same party absolute chaos!
I'm gonna bring sexy back...After few burgers...
I'm Bored XD
Lol nice 😂
Lmao 😂
How would u bring sexy back?
I'm Bored take me with yoooooou!!! 😭😭😭
#savethehamsters
Your amazing and I love your youtube channel!
I love these 😂😂😂
You gave me the laughing sickness
DiamondShine V. Ok
DiamondShine fairytail fan fics hiccups
"I wasn't that drunk"...... Hahahaha so Savage....
Love u Azzy..
Aparna Khadilkar
I almost died by laughing, so great
I love how you popped up on my fyp
I wasn’t that drunk...
... *famous last words*
Finds ketchup and pours it on self 😂😂😂 idk love you Azzy 💜
Ashlynn The Absol 743365 you are amazing
Famous last words.
Ashlynn The Absol 743365 ...😂😂
Ashlynn The Absol 743365 *grabs french fries* head ketchup please
Ashlynn The Absol 743365 i
Azzy giving "John" a lecture XD
I am laughing at all of them!🤣
This video made me laugh so hard
Am I ok for laughing at theses 😂😂😂😦
Queenlacey 8 yess
Queenlacey 8 yes
Yessssssssssssssss
I'd be more worried if you weren't
Queenlacey 8 yes
DUMBLEDORE! YOU ARE ALIVE!
Hehe
No he is still dEaD😂😂😓😧😅😑
I love Azzy's eyelashes😍😍
Hey azzy you are only the you tuber that makes me happy when I am sad and upset
Azzy is The best ❤️❤️❤️💙💙
Ikr
DalmationGamer 123 ???
DalmationGamer 123 what
Jessie Jess I see you everywhere
You are not Subscribed
You are a great youtuber azzy never stop, ignore the haters they r full of them selves always keep believing in ur self plz I ❤💛💚💙💜 u as a fan
Same.
At least use proper spelling please.
Jayla Wilson yes
Your sentence doesn't make sense.
like ur comment
Hahah do a part two pls pls
Omg the Dora one had me craked up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hii azzy ILYSM! Your so funny! And sweet have an amazing dayyy!
love youuu
AzzyLand hey azzy can u say my name in one of your videos my names katrina love u 2 bitssss
DoRa I nEeD yOuR mAp Xd I’m late :(
Edit: 2019 anyone and the Dora one and Walmart one were the best
2019
Yep
Listen. I get called Dora every day XD it sucksssss
I'm watching in 2019...
Two months till 2020 acually
So late 😞
Nope 2020
I'm laughing at all of them HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This video made me laugh so much I love you azzy your the best
Me:DUDE you were so drunk last night!
Friend:no I WASNT!!!
Me:YEAH you Were!
Friend:how
Me:you took your Blake’s shirt off him and through it at the floor and said”BLAKE I NOW YOUR IN THERE”like 5times then you took Blake and mad him kiss your boy friend
BLAKE I *-NOW-* YOU'RE IN THERE
And
And *-mad-* him kiss your boyfriend
BLAKE I *-NOW-* YOU'RE IN THERE
And
And *-mad-* him kiss your boyfriend
Know*
Made*
Boyfriend*
5 SPACE time*
BGacha LifeB 🤣
"Then why were you peeing on your hands to clean them?"
*Half a second later an ad pops up*
"I used to hate using the toilet in public"
Me : "OH GEE"
" I wasn't even that drunk"... I got really sick of that sentence!!! 😂😂😂
I love your videos Azzy😍
Azzy can you do a draw my life plese
Edel yeah
Good idea!!!!
Fudge!
I just came down here to comment that Dumbledore isn't from Harry Potter and that he's from lord of the rings...
My brain just farted, and that was coming from someone who lives in a family that EVERY SINGLE pet that we ever own/name is named after a Harry Potter character!
I must be drunk!
Oki
He’s from both
From both
......no that's atruvious
They were gonna use the actor of Gandolf but they didn’t
Hahahah... That's sooo entertainment 😂😂😂😂
Person: Dumbledore ur alive!
Snape: Are you sure about that?