I Made A Shark That Can't Fit In The Ocean

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  • @DangerouslyFunny
    @DangerouslyFunny  3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Merch if you like - df.store/

  • @Getfitwithmason
    @Getfitwithmason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    The best DF combo:
    “I’ve had way too much coffee”
    A game requires a lot grinding

    • @ahmadbmr
      @ahmadbmr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Option 3: Microtransactions

    • @johnnyfire8199
      @johnnyfire8199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2nd sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

    • @ericmadden8049
      @ericmadden8049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true

    • @ChaoticDoodle
      @ChaoticDoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true, lol

    • @-yui9763
      @-yui9763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or just pressing keys to instantly level up his shark as his mod does :/

  • @glasswire4090
    @glasswire4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    The fact that he uses coffee to forget how much time he spends on these videos is the best part

    • @SmelvinFernsby
      @SmelvinFernsby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      you see I would just get extremely high.. I think that would be funny

    • @Blueygu
      @Blueygu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SmelvinFernsby unless it's by that lieing awful youtube channel "threatenly amusing" because his channel sucks

    • @jaxblonk5127
      @jaxblonk5127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Drinking to forget is certainly a mood.

    • @npctrucker1367
      @npctrucker1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Blueygu no you

    • @dripnut2909
      @dripnut2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mm cawfee

  • @v-rex5715
    @v-rex5715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    "Today, things are gonna get *very* out of hand."
    Well isn't that standard on this channel?

  • @whymeow2776
    @whymeow2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    I love this guys voice it’s soothing asf

  • @kookiemony01
    @kookiemony01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Let's keep in mind that the largest shark ever recorded was 28 feet long, meanwhile DF ended up with a shark that was ~3000cm long or 98.5ft long.

    • @craveliving681
      @craveliving681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The largest shark ever recorded was 66 feet.

    • @CptJazzboi
      @CptJazzboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Haha your both wrong it’s actually about 82 feet

    • @yeedunique
      @yeedunique 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I only got 2 feet

    • @domingosmartins7558
      @domingosmartins7558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@yeedunique *cries in european*

    • @samlarson9120
      @samlarson9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@craveliving681 they might mean aside from the plankton eaters? But yeah, whale sharks are way more than nine meters.

  • @akiharuao
    @akiharuao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    _"I don't want to hurt it anymore, I want to dominate it."_
    - _DangerouslyFunny, 2021_

  • @eternal_space_cat2845
    @eternal_space_cat2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Im like 2 minutes in and DF is already REALLY throwing out those innuendos.

  • @jshtng78
    @jshtng78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Probably going to restart this one..."
    How can DF display such a strong gacha gamer mindset and yet fumble so hilariously in real gacha games?

  • @Dakyn
    @Dakyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I'd watch this guys class if he was a math teacher. very calming and entertaining voice

    • @DonnyDrake06
      @DonnyDrake06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      if df was a math teacher we wouldn't learn much, and he'd always have like 8 cups of cofee

    • @hi28
      @hi28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DonnyDrake06 if df was a maths teacher we would learn by commiting warcrimes

  • @Smallmenace_K
    @Smallmenace_K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Something about watching df cause mass genocide on fish is just entertaining

    • @Xvim-xw8wz
      @Xvim-xw8wz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      - sun tzu 2021 friday july 16th

    • @ToraRocket
      @ToraRocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8:03pm

    • @Dark-dz8co
      @Dark-dz8co 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Something about watching df cause mass genocide on fish is just entertaining"
      -Sun Tzu, A comment about fish genocide.

  • @danilamensch8725
    @danilamensch8725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Df “I never eat things that are my species”
    Me sssssuuuuurrrrrreeeee....

    • @johnnyfire8199
      @johnnyfire8199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1st

    • @ericmadden8049
      @ericmadden8049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah true

    • @goose93
      @goose93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnyfire8199 no one gives a shit

    • @johnnyfire8199
      @johnnyfire8199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goose93 i did it to piss you off i am now a the god of lies

    • @finalscore2983
      @finalscore2983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm pretty certain I've seen DF raise children, which he then later eats.

  • @brunoarielmicolis1095
    @brunoarielmicolis1095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Gonna put the biggest posible things iq can in my mouth and enjoy every last bit of it" xD love the innuendos

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Drinking game: Take 5% of a shot every time he says "shark." Yes, 5% of one. We want you to still actually be ALIVE after today.

  • @JUCA10
    @JUCA10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So much chaotic potential in this mans voice. I LOVE IT.

  • @bathrobeheroo
    @bathrobeheroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Just in time!

    • @con.421
      @con.421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im an hour late. Sucks to suck.

  • @redhunter7849
    @redhunter7849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    DF, you are my inspiration for when I become a socially challenged caffeinated adult

  • @CrasherHasCrashed
    @CrasherHasCrashed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Whenever DF does anything, every being with a set ammount of hp should quiver in fear.

    • @skyprior3866
      @skyprior3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...If you believe those with a set amount would not quiver in fear when the world slows and shakes, When the world breaks into eternal darkness do they FEEL FEAR?! no? oh... my mistake

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he were the protagonist in That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime: well, take a wild guess how he'd end up. We have SEEN how he plays games where he can eat things.

    • @CrasherHasCrashed
      @CrasherHasCrashed 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SephirothRyu He also especially wrecks games without lvl cap

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So if shark "get in my mouth" DF went up against fisherman "get in the boat" DF, who would win?

    • @gManGabe
      @gManGabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unstoppable force meets other, also unstoppable force

  • @NenoSK
    @NenoSK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:20 "Damn look att all that meat, it's impressive" -DF 2021

  • @VjjQueen
    @VjjQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im a simple man. I see a DF video. I click like

  • @stubee3772
    @stubee3772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can’t sleep at 4am, df uploads a video for you

  • @artokaii
    @artokaii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was playing Battle Cats… until DF uploaded. Killer cats can wait!

  • @mewtwo5889
    @mewtwo5889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    *DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

    • @Reptalord4839
      @Reptalord4839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes we do need that intro

    • @thegothaunt
      @thegothaunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aww, I miss it! I can almost hear the stardew music too!

    • @Dark-dz8co
      @Dark-dz8co 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@thegothaunt This is normally a bot ok? go on other videos and look and there should be the same thing. but I did like his intro though

    • @Dark-dz8co
      @Dark-dz8co 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Reptalord4839 this is a bot

    • @Reptalord4839
      @Reptalord4839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dark-dz8co Yeah I know

  • @minamaljokerx1119
    @minamaljokerx1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    HE UPLOADS CONSTANTLY, I was just catching up on some of his videos and another masterpiece pops up. Smh

  • @simpleman806
    @simpleman806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I wish that graystillplays would expand on his playthroughs like DF

    • @badwolf4480
      @badwolf4480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right tho not that we have any issue with florida man

    • @claudiaborges8406
      @claudiaborges8406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does he even do playthroughs?

  • @jaykay1074
    @jaykay1074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Always a nice night when you catch DFs video before bed.

  • @pyritepanx
    @pyritepanx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Glad DF was able to destroy the ecosystem today

  • @Singing0reos
    @Singing0reos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    **insert meme of guy looking constipated** me trying not to say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" every 15 seconds in this vid

  • @rahsan8139
    @rahsan8139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    TH-cam would literally not show the vid on your page so I kept refreshing til it popped in recommended

    • @mac_quac
      @mac_quac 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      or you could just look him up

  • @aisforarmbar3910
    @aisforarmbar3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t need DF merch… but I *REALLY* want it!

  • @thebluehonu
    @thebluehonu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We're big enough to hoover dolphins"
    -DF 2021

  • @AmaryllisRomanova
    @AmaryllisRomanova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ahh, yes, my nightly DF content. Exsquisite.

  • @garrettwilson4754
    @garrettwilson4754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tiger shark teeth are actually some of the very best teeth in the animal kingdom. They're not a freaky stabby as a sand tiger or as beefily triangular as a great white's, but they're waaaay more efficient - they're a hot knife and everything else is butter. They can bite through sea turtles, and if they get your arm or leg, you can't even kiss it goodbye because it's in the shark's belly already.

  • @spyhtryxl9425
    @spyhtryxl9425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DF’s voice is calm but chaotic.

  • @honeyylemonz
    @honeyylemonz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another Great DF Video.

  • @maskedshadow5365
    @maskedshadow5365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Df+Coffee= Insanity

    • @Rivalmarcochu
      @Rivalmarcochu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh + hours = insanity

    • @Rivalmarcochu
      @Rivalmarcochu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gray + carbs drugs or alcohol = Destruction

  • @ColorMeExotics
    @ColorMeExotics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm so happy I found this channel

  • @kristakohlhoff2670
    @kristakohlhoff2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank gawd! I was waiting for this. Have a great weekend everyone!!!

  • @mlpfanboy1701
    @mlpfanboy1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Not an intimidating looking shark” meanwhile those of us who know oceanic creatures realize this is a tiger shark, it absolutely is intimidating.

  • @svintx
    @svintx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love it when he has too much coffee

  • @JK_5076
    @JK_5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The new channel variety is amazing

  • @stanoevangelo2961
    @stanoevangelo2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Doesn't matter if the game is exploding he is always calm

  • @BURNING_EDITSZ
    @BURNING_EDITSZ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For some reason your voice makes me crave cheese but the problem is I watch your videos at 1:00AM

  • @badwolf4480
    @badwolf4480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Are you sure about that" Fucking golden. Love getting off work to this mans videos i swear man.

  • @Thatoneguybiggums
    @Thatoneguybiggums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You're my favorite content creators out there keep up the good work please

  • @michaeldaigle7207
    @michaeldaigle7207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't always care for the game DF is playing but I'm watching because DF is playing it.

  • @Kenneeeeth5
    @Kenneeeeth5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yay another video love this video

  • @MegaMan7698
    @MegaMan7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think what I enjoy the most is that this is how I talk to myself when I play solo games😂😂 he is my spirit animal in physical form. Love your vids man, keep doing you

  • @malchemis
    @malchemis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I would never eat something of my own species" Glad to know that DangerouslyFunny isn't a cannibal

  • @redstoneraptor8101
    @redstoneraptor8101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    DF: I can’t wait to put the biggest things I possibly can into my mouth, and enjoy every moment of it.
    John Cena: Are you sure about that?
    Me: Ah, shit. The editor did my job for me.

  • @Andrea-mc6tv
    @Andrea-mc6tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't understand why but this fish game becomes cuter when df is playing it. Literally all he does is causing bloodshed and devouring everything that comes his way but it's also oddly adorable

  • @gmingtrch7815
    @gmingtrch7815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man I love these videos

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It just wants to mate with me"
    "I dont want to hurt it anymore; i just want to dominate it"
    Sounds like youre both on the same page then

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The John Cena peekaboo slayed me. Absolutely gold, well done Editor

  • @kristanova9361
    @kristanova9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dangerously can play the most terrifying game, but he'd make it relaxing because his voice, its just so satisfying wtf 🙃😂

  • @drchromatic9114
    @drchromatic9114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “We get to eat sea pancakes”
    Great words from DF

  • @Kaiser69546
    @Kaiser69546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how he doesn’t get distracted while talking both gaming

  • @rickastley1.086
    @rickastley1.086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    His voice and something about the game is super satisfying

  • @jellyfish7808
    @jellyfish7808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You'd think his voice would hurt your ears after a while but it just doesn't

  • @TheMePerson
    @TheMePerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good video!

  • @deasiabedford7042
    @deasiabedford7042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I the only one that lets his videos play to help me fall asleep because his voice is so soothing? 🤨🤔

  • @piniatafullofblood
    @piniatafullofblood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:20 hey look, it’s dory

  • @Someone-ez5hi
    @Someone-ez5hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ill put you in my mouth to investigate you" - any and every shark ever

  • @bigshyman809
    @bigshyman809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your vids bring me happiness

  • @someoneudontknow3709
    @someoneudontknow3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alternative title making megaladons look small

  • @thewishfulone5065
    @thewishfulone5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love the screen you show us at the end where it shows how much meat you were worth and I’m guessing you’re near the surface but it was just skyrocketing into the atmosphere.

  • @Ice_Animates
    @Ice_Animates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video has so much stuff to take out of context

  • @yeeteducation
    @yeeteducation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t wait until full game come out

  • @williammclaughlin412
    @williammclaughlin412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Get in my mouth" has "get in the boat" vibes

  • @Koko-rc3pz
    @Koko-rc3pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    DF: You can't defeat me!
    Great White: I know. But he can.
    Sea Urchin: *-133529 HP*

  • @mtorngren15
    @mtorngren15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    His casual inappropriateness is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @Sanzuigi
    @Sanzuigi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is basically 12 minutes of DD clips that could be taken out of context

  • @Palitato
    @Palitato 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It doesn't look very intimidating." DF says, about the second most dangerous shark in the world. (111 recorded unprovoked attacks on humans for the tiger shark... it's only beaten by the Great White itself, which has over 300.)

  • @SpiritJay48
    @SpiritJay48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need you to always have way too much coffee because it's really entertaining when you do

  • @Nobody-jx6xc
    @Nobody-jx6xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    DF and shark,classic

  • @johideath
    @johideath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's really fun eating sea pancakes as a baby 🤣 Lots of good experience

  • @monkeyville987
    @monkeyville987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my favorite youtubers keep it up dude! :)

    • @gtbkts
      @gtbkts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deffinetly should be in everyone's top 10 list. He's great!!

  • @NotpumkinVR
    @NotpumkinVR 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:05 rip grouper

  • @Boredmanz
    @Boredmanz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my new favorite TH-camr.

  • @jpkyer
    @jpkyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I noticed he has been caffeine high lately finally a worthy opponent

  • @4l64n14n
    @4l64n14n 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The john cena meme at 2:25, such nostalgia

  • @LuckyOwl_7
    @LuckyOwl_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow df rly enjoys these fish/fishing games

  • @Willon
    @Willon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rip all them fishies

  • @turtlesrock9586
    @turtlesrock9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Him: *making a shark bigger than the ocean*
    Shark Week: Mate that's a 20 foot tiger!! Croiky

  • @UninspiredFilm5
    @UninspiredFilm5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dangerously Funny's voice is great for relaxing

  • @while_coyote
    @while_coyote ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tip: use meat as bait so u don’t have to go looking for big fish and risk getting eaten by a really big fish because the fish come to you

  • @moviemaker2011z
    @moviemaker2011z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    22 minutes ago? DF you spoil us good sir.

  • @VPCh.
    @VPCh. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Since you love fish and fishing games you should try out Subnautica

  • @glitchxero4687
    @glitchxero4687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DF, your video is so good it's got 17 views and 46 likes.

  • @avalanch4967
    @avalanch4967 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta love the shark vids

  • @CarJul666
    @CarJul666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree, a very fitting ending of an entertaining video.

  • @RitoReyes2033
    @RitoReyes2033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love sharks especially big ones

  • @sinfulwrath666
    @sinfulwrath666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    DF: I'm gonna put the biggest things I possibly can into my mouth and enjoy every last moment of it.
    Joker: Very poor choice of words.

  • @tadertotz3903
    @tadertotz3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “put things in my mouth/ get in my mouth” and “get in the boat” have the same energy

  • @anofyes7220
    @anofyes7220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Look at all that meat, that’s impressive” and… THATS WHAT SH-

  • @anotherone8193
    @anotherone8193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ngl you should continue the Maneater series. Its really good

  • @Yuuuhhh-
    @Yuuuhhh- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I need to put you in my mouth and investigate what's inside of you"
    Lol 🥲

  • @hjuman3878
    @hjuman3878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crash ending is the most DF ending ever.

  • @Pencil420
    @Pencil420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DF " I never though it would feel so good to put a shark in my mouth. "
    New viewers" This guy is so weird!"
    OG viewers" A normal day when DF gets some coffee. "