I Crafted A Godly Pickaxe That Mines The Earth in .02 Seconds

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2022
  • This pickaxe is way too powerful, it destroys everything I touch.
    To be fair it's exactly what I want in any tool: Absolutely incredible for mining mountains, but so are grenades.
    Merch - df.store/
    Game: Hydroneer - store.steampowered.com/app/11...
    Music provided by:
    (Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/
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  • @richardharkey8061
    @richardharkey8061 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Accidentally "Scrooge McDucked myself" is my new favorite way of saying I'm drowning in my success

    • @link_team3855
      @link_team3855 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alt: HELP my pc is dying its working too good and its killing me hullllp

    • @UtsuIsUtsu
      @UtsuIsUtsu ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "It's not the color it's the size" 💀

  • @nekryone4366
    @nekryone4366 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    It's almost like the Devs expected him to want to destroy the game so to save him some time they made one that demolishes the entire plot

    • @miciagaming7323
      @miciagaming7323 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      this wasnt made by the devs its a fan made mod lol

    • @Karatemaster-fq5pi
      @Karatemaster-fq5pi ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This a mod ya doink

    • @Superplayer88
      @Superplayer88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye 😂

    • @elievans3837
      @elievans3837 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@miciagaming7323 I had to check the comments to make sure it was a mod lol.

    • @yvaskhmir
      @yvaskhmir ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, in a game like this (mods or not), having the ability to clear out a patch of land seems very useful to make room for big contraptions.

  • @coleslaw9061
    @coleslaw9061 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    I love that every time he claims he hasn't seen an onyx, there is one like 3 inches from his cursor

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wait really? Dang I had a tough time seeing any too. I'll never be a miner :(

    • @Cheese19474
      @Cheese19474 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      To be honest I am not surprised because 3 inches is a lot

    • @MirsadC98
      @MirsadC98 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Cheese19474 its more than a lot its huge

    • @skad00sh49
      @skad00sh49 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MirsadC98 too much even

    • @dextrex9726
      @dextrex9726 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MirsadC98 I agree

  • @veltongrath3429
    @veltongrath3429 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    I wanna see how fast DF and Josh from Let’s Game It Out can destroy a game together

    • @kiwigaming09
      @kiwigaming09 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Oh the *CHAOS*

    • @andrewsurowiec80
      @andrewsurowiec80 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Toss in Gray still plays and the game is dead in 2 minutes

    • @IAMDOGGGGG
      @IAMDOGGGGG ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@andrewsurowiec80 nah nah nah...
      They'll do it in a matter of seconds

    • @andrewsurowiec80
      @andrewsurowiec80 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@IAMDOGGGGG shiiiiiiiiiiit you right

    • @Travar1410
      @Travar1410 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Faster? Nah. More chaotic? Absolutely

  • @destroyerlog3261
    @destroyerlog3261 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    i swear once this man gets his hands on a fps, we're all dead. Edit: calm down it’s called a joke

    • @phantom9315
      @phantom9315 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      On jah

    • @Ozionian
      @Ozionian ปีที่แล้ว +29

      no tf we aren't.
      he more often than not cheats, and is generally exclusively playing the easiest available games.

    • @walterwhite224
      @walterwhite224 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      The minute this man gets a 3090 he’s gonna cause a supernova when it finally breaks

    • @isaagamerplays
      @isaagamerplays ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or a tps. Either one.

    • @hawkthegamer8372
      @hawkthegamer8372 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@Ozionian bro stop being so rude

  • @clash-on3209
    @clash-on3209 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    DF: “Don’t worry, things are going to escalate.”
    Me: “Yeah, I’m not worried.”

  • @ezekielmcdaniel9657
    @ezekielmcdaniel9657 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    This man Is terrifying in his dedication to the games.

    • @that1cat999
      @that1cat999 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      You ain’t seen letsgameitout yet

    • @gametcg
      @gametcg ปีที่แล้ว +3

      your not wrong

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@that1cat999 I remember the domino masterpiece in the cooking sim

    • @IAMDOGGGGG
      @IAMDOGGGGG ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Let's game it out spends literally days just for one achievement that will be seen only once and e erases his save files sometimes but yes he's pretty good.
      Don't hate on this this isn't a hate comment

    • @LucasGleason
      @LucasGleason ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@that1cat999 dammit I was gonna say that

  • @OffshoreITguy
    @OffshoreITguy ปีที่แล้ว +1400

    Scrap Mechanic looks a lot different from what I remember, thanks TH-cam.

  • @KitoBallard
    @KitoBallard ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I've accidentally 'Scrooge McDuck'd' myself" is prob the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @rialler904
    @rialler904 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Just wanted to thank you for your content =) since my mom passed i've been in a terrible spot and seeing you play with your funny comments always make me feel a bit better

    • @IAMDOGGGGG
      @IAMDOGGGGG ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hope your day gets better fren.

    • @strawb6481
      @strawb6481 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My condolences

    • @DEXTEROO250
      @DEXTEROO250 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm so sorry to hear that but it gets better trust me so have a great day my friend

    • @zman91510
      @zman91510 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try let's game it out hes like this guy but more mentally insane

    • @rialler904
      @rialler904 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DEXTEROO250 thank you all it means a lot to me, every day is a struggle and every night i make myself proud, small steps yk, im here another day, it hurts like hell but i won't give up

  • @Expertato555
    @Expertato555 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:20 Dangerously Funny out of context
    “but it’s definitely not the color that matters, it’s the size.”

    • @Expertato555
      @Expertato555 ปีที่แล้ว

      14:24 “It’s so nice and circular!”

  • @maxo6167
    @maxo6167 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    its always great to be scrolling through youtube and then realize that dangerously funny has posted again, keep it up i love your videos!

  • @darkovikaplayssimgames
    @darkovikaplayssimgames ปีที่แล้ว +5

    DF: Math is hard sometimes
    Me, simultaneously realizing I've been miscounting my crochet project while watching this: I agree

  • @nathanc6443
    @nathanc6443 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:10 you need to press the lever just that and you can use it with any type of gems uncut cut and even compressed

  • @heylicool3833
    @heylicool3833 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Gotta love the fact how the most powerful pickaxe looks like it's made from wood.

    • @arcticrust44
      @arcticrust44 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It looks like a rusty piece of.... well you get the idea XD

    • @SystemNumba1
      @SystemNumba1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arcticrust44 the sh word

    • @heylicool3833
      @heylicool3833 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed it does it does also look like a rusty piece of sh.

    • @laurieb3703
      @laurieb3703 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like the holy grail in Indiana Jones

  • @lukejohnson9720
    @lukejohnson9720 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Please stop you're scaring me"
    Game, probably: oh ho ho how the turntables

  • @DiamondChampionGaming
    @DiamondChampionGaming ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You know it's past your bedtime when DF uploads a video.
    *RICK ROLL INTENSIFIES*

  • @CityPlannerPlaysChair
    @CityPlannerPlaysChair ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Woot. More Hydroneer! You just need logic magnets now.

  • @PuppetToucher
    @PuppetToucher ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And here I thought you'd be ears deep in Slime Rancher 2 right about now.

  • @oktadyka2463
    @oktadyka2463 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:20
    The color is definitely less exiting than the other one, but it's not the color that master it's the size
    Me:hear me out, size doesn't matter

  • @dannyl434
    @dannyl434 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    We need a universal determination in games for strength of gems because I’m really annoyed with the discordance of gem tools, check terraria gems for my preferred list of notable gemstones but I still require a real life applicable scale of use.

  • @zanderjuico1104
    @zanderjuico1104 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My man didnt even swing his pickaxe thats how strong that pickaxe is

  • @stupidperson7516
    @stupidperson7516 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's not the color that matters, it's the size." - DF September 22, 2022

  • @Mrseeee
    @Mrseeee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Josh from Let's Game It Out: LOOK HOW HE MIMIC A FRACTION OF MY POWER!

  • @ExoBuilding
    @ExoBuilding ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I consider that pretty successfully filling in my hole"
    - DF

  • @rafaelutzul4790
    @rafaelutzul4790 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "air is free" this is gonna age like milk

  • @CarJul666
    @CarJul666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A magnet on a stick is making DF happy. Intelligent people are easily amused.

  • @user-lc7qd5bi2e
    @user-lc7qd5bi2e ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m a simple man. I see a 3d game and DF and I press like. Bonus points for being first person.

  • @dloga5384
    @dloga5384 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “It’s not the color that matters it’s the size”-dangerouslyfunny 8:20

    • @meononao
      @meononao ปีที่แล้ว

      🤨📸

    • @Expertato555
      @Expertato555 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro I copied this without knowing.

  • @DominusInferno
    @DominusInferno ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey df. Want to say thank you for making me smile for so long. Been her sins Stardew valley.

  • @justatable5079
    @justatable5079 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact, DangerouslyFunny Is just LetsGameItOut But Less chaotic, and sane.

  • @tokabe3826
    @tokabe3826 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "please stop, you're scaring me". Made me laugh so hard

  • @xBananowyJEx
    @xBananowyJEx ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Filling the plot with resources was much better than the usual mountain of gold

    • @asktoseducemiss434
      @asktoseducemiss434 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:10 you need to press the lever just that and you can use it with any type of gems uncut cut and even compressed

  • @miloanderson4007
    @miloanderson4007 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love th content and it brightens my day. Keep it up!

  • @Baer1990
    @Baer1990 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:30
    good advise: once you got 1 item in the crucible you can magnet everything in it and it will only smelt what is already in it

  • @foxtrap8977
    @foxtrap8977 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG I MISSED THIS SERIES WHEN YOU TRIED TO MAKE THE GAME BREAK OMG I MISS THIS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @_Thunk
    @_Thunk ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yes! More Hydroneer! My favorite!

    • @edwardtan1354
      @edwardtan1354 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hyderoneer

    • @_Thunk
      @_Thunk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edwardtan1354 oh yeah. Oops. Thanks!

    • @koleyhancock9729
      @koleyhancock9729 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it on steam?

    • @nicoleschlener4594
      @nicoleschlener4594 ปีที่แล้ว

      What app is this

    • @_Thunk
      @_Thunk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicoleschlener4594 that's a really good question. I think it's MeBox but idk.

  • @Arcanua
    @Arcanua ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now I wanna see DF use this god pickaxe but then use some drills to fill the hole said pickaxe leaves. xD Specifically one of the BIG ones though.

  • @g0r3y63
    @g0r3y63 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm just having fun filling holes" -DF 2022

  • @brbdogking7643
    @brbdogking7643 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:55 “Not a single piece of Onyx” *Stares directly at two pieces.*

  • @cruelhi1769
    @cruelhi1769 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love you’re vids just keep posting it gives me something to watch

  • @o-wyxnzz
    @o-wyxnzz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please for the love of god play Slime Ranchers 2. I got to play it today on my Xbox and it was amazing but I swear you’d make the game look so much more fun.

  • @RyanCoomer
    @RyanCoomer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffyy

  • @gamer-jp9pr
    @gamer-jp9pr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Game creator: this game is unbreakable
    Dangerously funny:breaks game in 0 seconds. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @camocraft4172
    @camocraft4172 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im here to settle in my opinion the biggest DF debate: Who is the better editor, Scarecrow or N8

  • @tsuwim
    @tsuwim ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Congrats To Everyone who are early and found this comment.. 🏆🏆

  • @akira6457
    @akira6457 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "its not the color that matters,its the size"
    "I scrooge mcduck myself"
    -DF

  • @raethanbloxfruits9968
    @raethanbloxfruits9968 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for making this video it rlly helped me fall asleep bc it's so relaxing to hear you speak

  • @macamate5570
    @macamate5570 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    first video i have seen of you and this game looks very fun, i enjoyed it 😄

    • @SCOINKER_111
      @SCOINKER_111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What game is this

    • @adlersmith5686
      @adlersmith5686 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What game is this

    • @jaxonyounger
      @jaxonyounger 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😊​@@adlersmith5686

  • @seriatekata2375
    @seriatekata2375 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine making those pickaxes in normal survival
    (Without the god drill)

    • @laurieb3703
      @laurieb3703 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna see him do it. On streammmm

  • @CricketChris513
    @CricketChris513 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:43 Best out of context moment ever.

  • @Exylqrobloxwww
    @Exylqrobloxwww ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:55 that transition was smooth af

  • @Hyenadont
    @Hyenadont ปีที่แล้ว +3

    how much work would it be for you make an ingot with the density of a black hole?

  • @evilsmoo3358
    @evilsmoo3358 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like the god drill isn't really meant to feed directly into a grinder. Maybe if you ground the dirt, or split it or something, and then pulled the output directly away from them instead of sideways? It's obviously meant to be funneled into cauldrons, but I suppose weighing super-heavy bars isn't good content...

  • @izabelakownacki8078
    @izabelakownacki8078 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You're really giving off "younger Let's Game It Out" vibes.

  • @slipperysnakelaw
    @slipperysnakelaw ปีที่แล้ว +1

    they should put a small placard next to the waffles saying "not pancakes!"
    lol

  • @stevefrench4296
    @stevefrench4296 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got an Idea about the magic wand and the treasure chests. Imagine the largest bit filled with treasure chests

  • @helix-21gaming27
    @helix-21gaming27 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love your videos keep it up 👍

  • @dotdyboii5023
    @dotdyboii5023 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like you and Lets Game It Out should do a collaboration, i wanna see what you 2 can do lmao

  • @gbreezey3412
    @gbreezey3412 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just found this channel but this guy has to be one of the funnies yotubers i've come across with the most chill and laid back voice.

  • @IceBoltGamingIBG
    @IceBoltGamingIBG ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey DF, Slime Rancher 2 just released! It would be awesome if you played it.

  • @KiemPlant
    @KiemPlant ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't think it actually destroyed the artifacts. It might be that they simply just spawn in after x amount of digging to ensure people will eventually find them. You only had to dig 1 time to clear a whole quarry.

  • @UncertainLoyalty
    @UncertainLoyalty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:01 onyx spotted sir!
    pretty much immediately too

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi DF. I decided to start over in Neon Abyss to find new ways to become overpowered. There is no such thing as overpowered in Neon Abyss.

  • @yeetgod1302
    @yeetgod1302 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have already watched this video 69 times and it's beautiful every time

    • @evan1248
      @evan1248 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cap

    • @yeetgod1302
      @yeetgod1302 ปีที่แล้ว

      I watched the video in 420x speed

  • @nathanfalcone4859
    @nathanfalcone4859 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good job on these videos please make more

  • @DarkSalamander0
    @DarkSalamander0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im pretty sure you can hold middle mouse button to make the object mobe to where you are looking, so that you dont have to do that weird little tilt drop when dropping an item somewhere

  • @Gray__.
    @Gray__. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DF: "Its not the color, its the size that matters."

  • @peacefulsoysouce2869
    @peacefulsoysouce2869 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    someone need to mod a magnet that only attracts specific ore for this exact purpose

  • @that1cat999
    @that1cat999 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He knows about Hades! Indoctrinate him to the nerd cult!!

    • @ochyt328
      @ochyt328 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good luck he might break your cult metaphorically and physically

  • @Krim04
    @Krim04 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No nuke set off in that final pile of material? Almost a perfect video, give it a solid five out of seven.

  • @spicymanx8167
    @spicymanx8167 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:20
    DF: "It's not the color that matters, it's the size"
    Me: "Yeah... The size of the hole... That the pickaxe makes... Right...?"

  • @break_semicolon
    @break_semicolon ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i wonder what the dirt thinks when it suddenly vaporizes

  • @jonprudhomme6090
    @jonprudhomme6090 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Keep up the good work

  • @SugarRushWeen
    @SugarRushWeen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Slowly but quickly”… Makes sense to me!😂

  • @MunkeeMedia
    @MunkeeMedia ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's not the color that matters.. It's the SIZE!" - DF defeating racism one statement at a time.

  • @taylorh1155
    @taylorh1155 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro for real just got efficiency ten

  • @Keegerwocky
    @Keegerwocky ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you figure out a way to make a logic magnet activate on a pulse with a timer, you could use that to automatically unjam a God Harvester.

  • @silvermagpie1071
    @silvermagpie1071 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven't played this game so I might be wrong, but one way to make less jamups might be to take the dirt from one god drill and split it among several of the grinder things?

  • @tybois74
    @tybois74 ปีที่แล้ว

    @0:56: Tim Horton's: Get this man his coffee....and some Timbits. He's extremely busy.

  • @zyroxpubg3618
    @zyroxpubg3618 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    One best thing about dude is that whenever he achieves something, he never give credit to himself. He always respect us, the audience the most and his team too. He is always polite in every of video. We congratulate ourselves for this achievement. More to come and everything comes. We always with you rtzg

  • @Idkbutcodiscool
    @Idkbutcodiscool ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can we appreciate how much effort he puts into his videos ❤️

  • @wishper05madel51
    @wishper05madel51 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:23 "It's not the color that matters,It's the size"

  • @ethangordon3669
    @ethangordon3669 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the day DF gets a better pc is the day we all explode

  • @spoofmotionstudios
    @spoofmotionstudios ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should colab with let’s game it out

  • @YoSmoked
    @YoSmoked ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Whoever’s reading this, I pray that whatever your going through gets better and whatever your struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine 💖

  • @leax_Flame
    @leax_Flame ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The god drill looks like you need to have 2 or more processors to keep up. If there’s a splitter belt that might work without jamming.

  • @ArthurONGG
    @ArthurONGG ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he posts it makes my day

  • @haydengilmore6530
    @haydengilmore6530 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    first

    • @nonenone-hv5iq
      @nonenone-hv5iq ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually first, good job.

    • @RealJoe83
      @RealJoe83 ปีที่แล้ว

      youre first!!!

    • @jk0273
      @jk0273 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @FrankHampton
      @FrankHampton ปีที่แล้ว

      Who cares if you're first good job

    • @evan1248
      @evan1248 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FrankHampton ok be nice

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remember, this is Minecraft’s upcoming mod

  • @Marcten10
    @Marcten10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:55 anyone else notice that his curser was 2 pieces of ore away from an onix as he was saying this😂😂😂

  • @vegxee9463
    @vegxee9463 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man you should really collab with josh from lets game it out, you're both hilarious and i cant imagine the both of together

  • @Shadow79XXX
    @Shadow79XXX ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when your trying to mine the entire earth but keep getting interupted every 0.19 seconds!

  • @Linkkid571
    @Linkkid571 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:21 “but it’s not the color that matters it’s the ✨size✨”

  • @skiiirt5476
    @skiiirt5476 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just realized this video was made 8 minutes ago.. Thats craaaazy

  • @RobThaDestroyer
    @RobThaDestroyer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this dude should do an(other?) video with let's game it out

  • @codename_popcorn9943
    @codename_popcorn9943 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    man, it's been so long since I have seen this game. I remember last I saw of it, blue ingots were still new.

  • @hayleymccarty4419
    @hayleymccarty4419 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro becomes a psycho whenever he gets creative

  • @uuuu89869
    @uuuu89869 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always wonder how he has a peaceful and nice voice but a dangerous gameplay

  • @ThatOneNiceGuy9001
    @ThatOneNiceGuy9001 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:00 this is the same as buying lucky charms and taking out all the marshmallows, emptying the rest into the trash then putting the marshmallows back into the box