@@theshermantanker7043 OP's comment is only a slight exaggeration compared to real life giant short-faced bears which haunted the humans during the Ice Age. Full-grown males can weigh up to 2000-2100 pounds.
Stages of Mark 0:06 enjoying the music 0:11 trying to get others to dance too 0:17 hey…ho…hhhUUAAAÆÆ 0:19 seductive dance 0:22 robot eye 0:25 enjoying it again 0:27 some weird street dancer 0:32 enjoying it a little bit too much 0:36 turns into a caveman 0:39 weird screams 0:42 several weird screams 0:45 random noises 0:47 random grunting too (mark insanity) 0:53 singing 1:07 electrocution 1:11 true insanity 1:14 more caveman activities 1:16 seductive dance again 1:20 imitating a chicken or something 1:24 random hands and arms 1:27 barking chicken? 1:28 caveman jump scares This took me like 20 minutes
"Ahh Perry the Platypus what an expected surprise. Behold! My Superior Dance inator ! With it, I shall make TH-camrs Dance randomly on gameplays and use its popularity to take over... THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!"
Here we see the Cavemark, having just finished dragging home a mammoth by beating it with a club, employing his courtship dance after encountering a suspiciously bird-esque cavewoman in a brave attempt to attract a mate
what makes it better is that apparently this lasted for 45min ish in real time. Mark's editors had to watch him and edit out about 45min of him dancing in an elevator
I think this video proves that Mark wasn't faking his goofiness in his old videos as much as he claims. EDIT: Guys, please, I understand Mark has ADHD. I have it as well.
I don’t know if he’s necessarily saying he’s “faking” it, he probably means that he used to way over exaggerate it and felt like it was fake to his genuine personality because of how much he over exaggerated it. If you compare this clip to his older clips, there’s still a massive difference between him trying to be funny then and him actually being funny now.
And people say they miss the old mark where he entertained himself with stupid stuff. My brother in Christ he never left, he's just been plotting even funnier stuff
Can relate. I remember sitting at night once as I heard quite the loud sound on the attic which sounded like footsteps (it wasn't any animal for sure). I thought it was weird and my natural response was to answer with more weirder sounds. These sounds were for around 20 minutes and then just stopped. To this day I am puzzled by what could it have been and what was it.
ADHD has made life hell for me and caused me to drop out of school and get belittled at work constantly but I'm glad you think its just funny and quirky
@@NisJol what the fuck- 😭 bro that's not at all what i said and im literally in an alternative high school bc i was failing so bad but yeah im attacking you personally by "thinking it's quirky"
@@NisJol "adhd brain" as in it's simply ONE factor of how adhd is for a lot of people- random stimming and being silly about it- how was i making fun of adhd by pointing out the fact that he was doing that there was no reason for you take it personally like that
@@NisJoli also have adhd and experineced what youve listed, i think this video is hilarious. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves or else its all just suffering.
Random ADHD induced song lyrics (0:52): FEELING SICK NOW, IN MY GUT WHY CANT I FEEL, MY OWN BUTT I WANT TO GO OUT-- *puh* BUY SOME SMUT AND I AM STUCK IN A RUT I WISH I WASN'T, WHERE, I NUT *aigha*
YALL THESE COMMENTS ARE MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD💀💀💀💀💀
1:32 minutes of marki Discombobulating himself...
EVERYBODY NOW! *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* WOoOoOOoOoO!!!
You need to watch this in Playback speed 2 XD
this video lives in my head
and helps me pay rent by making me happy 💀
Oh bro... I literally cried of laugh 🤣
FLendleborp...
*Belchpoodle.*
My brain when I should be asleep:
Real
I AM supposed to be asleep but * sigh * here I am I guess!
So true
Me currently :(
ADHD be like
I can just imagine Lixian going to edit this and staring in blank shock at the uncut footage
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A POV
He was the conductor 😂 0:28
Then yelling at the screen: " I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!"
Who's lixian?
@@EndlessFlameout4 The person that edits all of Markiplier videos
0:38 when a caveman is trying to warn his friends that a 3000lbs bear is running 30mph towards their camp
Lmfaoo
LMAOOO UNDERRATED COMMENT
Ah yes a bear that just casually weighs 1 ton
@@theshermantanker7043
OP's comment is only a slight exaggeration compared to real life giant short-faced bears which haunted the humans during the Ice Age. Full-grown males can weigh up to 2000-2100 pounds.
i can hardly breathe
When you leave your sims alone on speedup and they decide they want to dance instead of take care of their basic needs:
Accriate
REAL
LMFAO
Hahaha yeah totally in just the sims
This is way too accurate they be almost dying but still dancing like nothing is wrong
This is it. This is what the inside of my brain is like.
Relatable 💀
Never before have I felt so understood than this
Real👍
Fr
same
Stages of Mark
0:06 enjoying the music
0:11 trying to get others to dance too
0:17 hey…ho…hhhUUAAAÆÆ
0:19 seductive dance
0:22 robot eye
0:25 enjoying it again
0:27 some weird street dancer
0:32 enjoying it a little bit too much
0:36 turns into a caveman
0:39 weird screams
0:42 several weird screams
0:45 random noises
0:47 random grunting too (mark insanity)
0:53 singing
1:07 electrocution
1:11 true insanity
1:14 more caveman activities
1:16 seductive dance again
1:20 imitating a chicken or something
1:24 random hands and arms
1:27 barking chicken?
1:28 caveman jump scares
This took me like 20 minutes
thank you for using your precious 20 minutes to help youtube comment goblins
Time well spent
Barking chicken 😂😂😂
I laughed at this for 10 minutes straight. Thank you
@@Γρηγόρης-ν5ρ same 😭
Ah, Mark has the zoomies again
Something I’d usually say to my dog, but Mark is an exception
2x speed
CHICAAAAA
Lol, he sure does!
If anyone thinks humans don't have zoomies, they're wrong.
The artist saying “all together now” really helps the chaos fit.
Artist?
@@SwagSwagSenate the background music
that was the narrator lol
That was Lixian (Mark’s editor), guys. I don’t think it’s Inaccurate Afton. If it is, they’re using Lixian’s font.
@@Crisjola but if it's a edit in post by lixian how did Mark hear it 💀
Mark responded with "did he say all together now??"
To quote *Phineas And Ferb* :
"That guy has some serious squirrels in his pants. "
"I'm goin' back to culinary school."
"Ahh Perry the Platypus what an expected surprise. Behold! My Superior Dance inator ! With it, I shall make TH-camrs Dance randomly on gameplays and use its popularity to take over... THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!"
Real footage of what happens in my brain during a math test
ME TODAY OMFG
This is gonna be stuck in my head for so long, and I have my ACT Test tomorrow!😭😭
@@13s_ArtStudio good luck
@@Quetranq Thank you!
Real
My mind at a funeral where I don't know who died
I know that's why I need help 💀
My brain during school
I commented on this comment with out reading it sorry for stealing your comment😂😂😂
Couldn't see the comments through the tears of laughter
this is also my brain during svhool
0:55 "I cannot feel my own butt" Lixian after editing this whole segment
_This is because he laughed his ass off_
The fact that it’s sped up and continues for so long 😭😭
In the actual video he does it for about 6 and a half minutes 😂
@@Feathered_CrowI haven’t watched it and I need to what vid is it 😭
@@WaddlesTheDuckling it's from Mark's videos on The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe
@@springgreen7930 thank you
@@Feathered_Crow Thank you, I was looking for this comment. Also: wtf.
This felt like the longest elevator ride ever. 💀
In the video it was about 7 mins long anyway so I would say, quite long indeed
fr😂
It's infinite
@@Feathered_Crow apparently the uncut footage totaled around 45 minutes, so it was even longer indeed
I laughed and danced with him around 5 mins of the 7 😂
The Kronk energy in this clip is fucking sending me
You feel it too? Lmao
adhd hits hard man
Fr, bro
Yep. This could literally be me.
Happens to the best of us 😅
Real
Yup. 😂
I was like: "it's not that funny" but then I got to 45 seconds in-
Yeah 💀
Bro really went Jim Carey XD
Same 💀 I was wondering which part they were talking about and then it went on for an excessively long time and I started crying
uhhh... idk...
Call of Duty Zombies
This is just a man stimming for a 1:32 straight
Not every funny person you like is autistic btw
A little shot of liberty!
0:37 "he don't bite"
"YES HE DO-"
More like 0:46 😭
@@T_E_G 💀
Was that the bite of-
@@NachoCheeseDorito-KunYes.
@@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun- Portugese
as someone who has never seen a Markiplier clip outside of "IS THAT THE BITE OF 87??" this was a wonderous introduction
Welcome 🙌🏻
THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED 😭
As someone who's watched Markiplier casually since 2016, this is a pretty accurate representation of what to expect.
Joiiiiin usssss
watch mooooore
lol
frfr watching Mark is just a great time. xP Sean is fun to watch as well. ^^
you’re missing out
0:19 Male Birds when they see a Female of Same Species
Edit: 1:20 The Females reaction
god i’m screaming
The female:I have been flirted😍
LMAO
It’s so much funnier putting this in 2x speed
Agreed
You’re right
omg you can feel the insanity of mark as if you were him at 2x
Screen record it while it’s playing in 2x then in an editing software play that back in 2x for 4x
I agree
0:36 I love how Mark descends into a primitive caveman trying to defend his territory.
Thanks for putting this in my brain.
Here we see the Cavemark, having just finished dragging home a mammoth by beating it with a club, employing his courtship dance after encountering a suspiciously bird-esque cavewoman in a brave attempt to attract a mate
‘Ow’
THE RETURN OF HEEHOO
Alright watching it with that in mind broke me
The fact that mark *continuously* acts like a goof just to entertain his fans is great.
I’m pretty sure he did this to entertain himself lmao
He's clearly just having fun
@@Huskylogic2 That he is, and it's great.
It's the best
@@NozomiNakayama It's honestly why he's one of my favorite youtubers. I love the guy, he's great.
I always wonder what Amy constitutes as a weird sound coming from Mark's room.
silence, probably.
LOL HAHAH
When there is no sound
I was thinking the same thing
When he's silent
what makes it better is that apparently this lasted for 45min ish in real time.
Mark's editors had to watch him and edit out about 45min of him dancing in an elevator
i would pay to see the full thing
Gotta burn those calories somehow bein a gamer
dang 45 minutes? XD
WAIT HE FR SAT IN AN ELEVATOR IN A GAME FOR 45 MINUTES? WHAT GAME WAS THAT
Literally in the description pal, I swear everyone has forgotten that was a thing 🤦. Anyways the game is Stanley Parable Deluxe
1:05 Reverse Flash whenever he tries to hide his identity:
It’s so true tho!😂😂😂
That’s so true 😅😂
I love how the video just cuts off, suggesting he’s still at it to this day
naturally he is?!?! how yould you assume anything else?
Legend has it...
The end is never the end, after all
I love that Mark literally just moves like a cartoon character for the whole video.
Animated by the team that worked on Ice Age
@@gametheus1306”and my little pony”
Been taking lessons from That One Guy.
@@inter9104 not that one guy…
@@lies-eyesOh it certainly is that one guy
**My one molecule of serotonin tryna get me through the day
THE SHORT "ow"s RANDOMLY HAVE ME CACKLING
Omg yesssss
1:13 is easily the best one lmao
Mom: go play with the neighbor’s kid!
The neighbor’s kid:
Underrated af 😂👆
The neighbours kid died because of mark and thomas's shenanigans..... or so they think!
★I would play with them★
Me being said neighbor kid.💀
I wanna be friends with the neighborhood kid then xD
It's like the grinch trying to scare Cindy Lou Who 😂
Turn it to 2x speed and go to 1:04 to see Mark vibrating intensely
HELP HHSGSGAHHAHA
Best suggestion.ever. It’s 2am and I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle in my neck. 😆
@@AtomicDreamzthat’s worrying😀
LMGAOOWJHAKSLJKL
fucking hilarious 🤣
The AGGRESSIVE 😭 BARKING 😭 over the calm little 😭 elevator music 😭
That's 😭what😭she😭said😭
h 😭 a 😭 h 😭 a 😭 h 😭 a
😭I😭t😭s😭😭c😭r😭a😭c😭k😭i😭n😭g😭😭m😭e😭😭u😭p😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭
He went a little HeeHoo there
The fact that this is 2x speed so that means that he was doing this for over 3 minutes is hilarious to me
Remember that his editor also cut out a lot. If i remember correctly, he actually spent like 16 minutes doing this.
@@Kyrikrliyyeah the real video only showed 6 minutes tho
It was like 45 min uncut apparently 😭
@@serenegenerally no it was literally 16 ur way over estimating it
@@kaylrobinson7145 ah, I read somewhere else in the comment section that it was 45. My bad
and this man was undiagnosed until adulthood
LMFAO
I'm 43 and only got diagnosed a couple years ago 🤣🥲
0:18
The menacing stare with helicopter shoulders takes me out every time.
😂😂😂😂helicopter shoulders
Thats his most threatening aura
Wait is that what they’re called???
Slow that scene down to 0.25x speed, trust me.
@@etherealsilence6060nah helicopter shoulders at 2x speed is a lot funnier though
legends say he is still dancing in that elevator to this day...
*_*8 year-old me in the bathroom mirror be like:*_*
Correct
hell 18 year old me in the bathroom
I think this video proves that Mark wasn't faking his goofiness in his old videos as much as he claims.
EDIT: Guys, please, I understand Mark has ADHD. I have it as well.
Maybe he thinks over selling it means faking but I agree
For real
Hes a little silly
I don’t know if he’s necessarily saying he’s “faking” it, he probably means that he used to way over exaggerate it and felt like it was fake to his genuine personality because of how much he over exaggerated it. If you compare this clip to his older clips, there’s still a massive difference between him trying to be funny then and him actually being funny now.
I think unus annus did that.
Bro I got an ad of Markiplier advertising AFK Journey while in his bathtub Y'ALL I'M CRYING-
Someone should make a version of this where when he says all together now a bunch of him pop up on the screen doing the same dance he is 😂
PLEASEEE
On it, I'll remind you when it's done
It is now all done how would you like it. I can send it to you anywhere
@Spicy_gummybears 🙏 please
@@Rxsie_444yess show us!
0:22
Markiplier: it looks like i have a robot eye…no it’s not- *y e s.*
*Terminator theme starts playing in my head. 😂❤🤖💀
Clicking on the time stop while the video is paused Is hilarious 😂
And people say they miss the old mark where he entertained himself with stupid stuff. My brother in Christ he never left, he's just been plotting even funnier stuff
0:37 me making weirder noises in response to the weird noise I heard while sleeping
Can relate. I remember sitting at night once as I heard quite the loud sound on the attic which sounded like footsteps (it wasn't any animal for sure). I thought it was weird and my natural response was to answer with more weirder sounds. These sounds were for around 20 minutes and then just stopped. To this day I am puzzled by what could it have been and what was it.
Her: he’s probably cheating rn
Him:
HAHHQCSJQGIAGAKQGQLWGIQHSJQGAKQHQAJSGJAGAJA this is the best comment I've read so far.
@@therealzodax5153 Is that sarcasm ?
bold of you to assume he had a girlfriend at the time (jk)
@@Moulikyashit's not, why would it be? I laughed so bad haha and I still do.
Come up with an original comment. This format has been beaten to death.
I just imagine Amy just busting through that door with food then seeing Mark in primitive mode
Me, a male bird, trying to impress the opposite sex during mating season
Edit: damn this makin numbers
This made me wheeze out the little bit of breath I had left after this video💀
Lmaoooo underrated comment fr
this is the best comment i’ve ever seen
Fr
1:21 especially
Average markiplier activities
His ADHD was so strong in this moment
The way I seriously just watched the full thing on his original video, no skips, believing something was gonna happen.
We got this gift tho, that is definitely something
Gen Z humour:
It isnt though. 😐 @SilverGeFer
@@orangebjort5222as someone in gen z, i laughed my ass off to this lol
@@thenonfurry well I mean, me too, but its not humor from us. I'm sure millenials and such have laughed at it as well
“Please don’t wind the dog up we’re about to go to bed”
*me with the dog*
This is the best comment 😭
Read this right when he started barking lmao
Me with my cats 😭
Me with my own brain:
So true
"DID HE JUST SAY ALL TOGETHER NOW?!" my absolute favorite part istg
"feeling sick now, in my gut. i cannot feel my own butt" has me CACKLING
I CAN'T FEEL MY OWN BUTT 🤣🤣🤣
I used this same elevator music for a project and can confirm after a while it becomes a part of your brain. Not mad about it tho
please... i need to know... what is the name of the music so i can look for it??
@@varjutantsija5607 it’s called “elevator bossa nova” on a site called bensound :)
@@varjutantsija5607my guess would be elevator music
Imagine presenting the project.. the music is playing... And all you can think of is Mark feral dancing inside your brain
@@varjutantsija5607elevator bossa nova - benjamin tissot
watching this at 2 am made me audibly go "what the hell am i doing with my life"
sometimes you can tell when marks pharmacy isn’t giving him his prescriptions /j
It's like he's having a schizophrenic episode/j
@@BuhBuhGuyMan Nope, thats just ADHD 🤣
Oh he has pure, unmedicated adhd in this clip XD
I always say “you can tell when the pharmacy ran out-“ lmaooo
HELP💀💀
Marks little dancey dance in the middle of the vid reminded me of Coraline’s other father when he played the piano for Coraline 😭😭😭
☠️☠️☠️
WHAT ?? I didn't expect a reference to this movie in such a random place of the internet 😂
@@kel22 my mind do be doing crazy things 😭
valid
No one: "You aren't weird wdym"
me when I get comfortable around you:
if this isnt the perfect representation of adhd brain idk what is 😭
ADHD has made life hell for me and caused me to drop out of school and get belittled at work constantly but I'm glad you think its just funny and quirky
@@NisJol what the fuck- 😭 bro that's not at all what i said and im literally in an alternative high school bc i was failing so bad but yeah im attacking you personally by "thinking it's quirky"
@@NisJol "adhd brain" as in it's simply ONE factor of how adhd is for a lot of people- random stimming and being silly about it- how was i making fun of adhd by pointing out the fact that he was doing that there was no reason for you take it personally like that
@@NisJoli also have adhd and experineced what youve listed, i think this video is hilarious. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves or else its all just suffering.
Soft @@NisJol
Same vibe as courage the cowardly dog explaining a situation 😂😂
This made me forget that I had depression for a good 3 seconds
LMAOOOOOO
LMAO TRUE, VERY TRUE
OH MY GOD EXACTLY 😭😭😭😭
1:10
Courage trying to explain the creatures size
*how he actually sounds*
my two braincells when start studying:
Sims when u speed up time:
And they dance when they should be taking care of their toddler who has been in a high chair for 6 days 💀
This is what's going on in Mark's head at all times
That and “BOOAT DOOG”
i mean sometimes it's replaced with intense focus on something trivial
1:13 rap battles against Markiplier
1:16 bombastic side-eye with smile
When you’re in the elevator alone
The Grinch energy that transitions into HeeHoo in the middle there is prime
"EVERYBODY NOW!"
*rhythmic clapping*
NO CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WASNT GONNA BE TRUE TO THE TITLE BUT IT IS A CANT BREATH LMFAO
SAME 😭😭😭
hes moving like a f*cking tiktok cosplayer im CRYING
LMFAOOO
Holy shit you’re right.
I mean that’s what people look like when they dance at 2x speed
Lmao😂😂😂
My autistic and adhd experience:
20 percent pain
80 percent is this
That whole segment of that video was solid proof to me that Mark really hasn't changed at all from his older videos.
1:19 He turned into a Thwomp for a moment 💀💀
Bro you killed me 💀
Honestly probably the most accurate depiction of me as a child sugar rushed and listening to random Mii music
Love it when he goes “luh luh luu AÆAAAEEUUHH👹”
Mark really took "Dance like no one's watching" to another level. 😂
(For real though, this video never fails to bring a smile to my face, lmao.)
My last braincells during the math test:
It just keeps getting funnier the more you rewatch it
Mark is just so effortlessly funny
I am having one of the worst nights of my life. this made it so much better. thank you truly.
I love it when Mark goes feral
Random ADHD induced song lyrics (0:52):
FEELING SICK NOW, IN MY GUT
WHY CANT I FEEL, MY OWN BUTT
I WANT TO GO OUT--
*puh*
BUY SOME SMUT
AND I AM STUCK IN A RUT
I WISH I WASN'T, WHERE, I NUT
*aigha*
This is the most PERFECT thing ever- I was wondering wth he was saying X,]
LMFAO-
*aigha*
As an ADHD, I can attest to this
*aigha*
His movements r so hotel transylvania-core 😭🤭
That's really what it is
especially at 1:13 😭
How to survive bear attacks.
grizzly bear attack: curl into a ball and play dead
polar bear attack: you don't survive
black bear attack: do this 0:46
This comment actually made me unable to breathe for the span of 7 and half minutes
Marki- "I don't like loud noises" -plier, everybody.
?
we need this as an emote
Edit “MOM IM FAMOUS”
I can’t believe this man owns a clothing brand
This has been repeatedly showing up in my feed recently....and I keep rewatching it
at this speed he moves like a claymation character and ive never felt more uneasy
At first i was like, "why is it sped up" and 30 seconds later i was dying realizing why lol
My last braincell everytime I try to fucking sleep
my brain when another soul-crushing, heartbreaking traumatic experience happens to me
DUDE I WAS READING COMMENTS AND MARK WAS STARRING AT THE CAM (1:16) AND I LOST IT 😭😂
WHY DOES MARK SOUND LIKE A DRUNK COD ZOMBIE😭
When Mark isn’t afraid to let his cringe old 2010’s self creep out is when he’s at his best
My last remaining braincell on the most important test of my life
not me checking to make sure video speed is at normal
I LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED BARKING HELPPP
ong
cctv footage of me when listening to my favorite song
Omg, why is this so *true?* 😫