Respectfully, i object to your choice for S02E05. "Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everybody else. We didn't get you from a hyena farm." was the winner for that episode in my books.
My favorite is probably Connors eulogy for Mo “Lester was alive for 78 years. But no more. Now he’s dead. Lester’s wife is Maria, they were married for 15 years. And now she sad.” 💀 😂
The funeral is gold. "Connor Roy was interested in politics from a very young ager" And the whole, oh yeah, Mo wasn't his real name. That's more like a nickname. His name was Lester. Like Mo... Lester. Yeah, dad said to never get in the pool with him.
I respect your choice for 1x03, but mine hands-down goes to Tom saying to Greg: "Are we on the poop deck of a majestic schooner? Is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? No? Then why the _fuuuuck_ are you wearing a pair of deck shoes, man?"
Roman accidentally buying Hearts instead of Hibs as a plot point and then never being mentioned again in the whole series is a brilliant commentary on Scottish football. My Hearts supporting family would be proud (they have supported Hibs all their life)
And Logan replying sarcastically when Roman asks if he's sure "No, you're right, son. I must be confused about which team I rooted for my entire f**king life" 😂
i think the funniest line in the show is when greg knocks the bell over in logan’s house and the maid walks into the room. Then Greg says “Sorry if my bell summoned you”💀
Ok no, I can't abide by this. How did you miss two of the most iconic lines in the series, back-to-back?? 2x09 "You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs" 2x10 "If it is to be said, so it be--so it is."
@@Havyluvsya123 if the greatest song of all time was overplayed on the radio so often that you grew to hate it, it would still be the greatest song of all time 🤷♂️
My favourite from all episodes, in season 4, from Logan: "Someone needs to suck off one of the external directors. I'm getting worried about the board. Hugo, go put your lipstick on."
I still can't get over the scene where Greg told Roman tha he was "wildly regarded as a horrible person", and how the hell is "I apologize if my bell has summond you" not on this list
"Do you have a fetish for nearly killing dad? Like just the tip but for killing dad?" 😂 when I heard that line I think I died of laughter and rewinded it like 10 times to laugh more
@@TheEtherny Very true! I first saw him as a tragic character, but he did become more "comic relief" towards the middle seasons... now he's gotten more serious.
@@TheEtherny Roman's the comic relief character. Tom's the comic relief character. Greg's the comic relief character. Half the characters in this show are just funny with every line they put out.
S1E2 the best line is by Roman to Kendall, "He said that to be nice. What I think he meant to say was that he wished that Mom gave birth to a can opener because at least then it would be useful."
It was a great line, but I doubt Logan would ever say anything just to be nice, especially to his kids. Well, maybe to Shiv when she was little, telling her she looked pretty or something.
"Depth? The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?" - Tom to Greg in the same roast as when he says nothing is impossible given men have walked on the moon. It's also sadly funny that laying into Greg at the wedding is the most innocently happy shared moment that I can remember between Tom and Shiv, without any hidden agendas.
S03E08 - It's a good line, but the winner has to be the one delivered just moments before by Tom. “The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?”
I wondered why this show was so funny and then saw that one of the producers is Will Ferrell. My favorite line in the show is Tom asking Greg: “Are you ASKING if you can blackmail me?”
“Roman, when you laugh do so at same volume as everyone else, we didn’t get you from a hyena farm” I died when Logan said that in front of everyone. LOL
My favourite will always be when the raccoons died in the chimney, and Logan says "What's that smell? It's like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the brie!" Completely caught me off guard, almost choked on a drink.
Ugh. I have despised him since S1E1 when he taunted that poor kid with a million dollars. He is a sociopath, the most like his father in that. I never got past that.
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“You wanna sue Green Peace? Oh I like your style Greg. Who’s next, Save the Children?”
"Cancelling my mom's credit cards"
"Great."
The Roman Roy Show
Roman the Showman
He is BACK like a pedo on parole 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
With special recurring guests Greg and Tom
Literally
Respectfully, i object to your choice for S02E05.
"Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everybody else. We didn't get you from a hyena farm." was the winner for that episode in my books.
Lmfao I forgot about that one
Thanks, pop
Just seeing it written made me laugh
This is one of the most iconic lines of the whole show
My favorite is probably Connors eulogy for Mo
“Lester was alive for 78 years. But no more. Now he’s dead.
Lester’s wife is Maria, they were married for 15 years. And now she sad.”
💀 😂
The funeral is gold.
"Connor Roy was interested in politics from a very young ager"
And the whole, oh yeah, Mo wasn't his real name. That's more like a nickname. His name was Lester. Like Mo... Lester.
Yeah, dad said to never get in the pool with him.
"lester touched all of us" lmaoo
Lester touched all of us...
the fact that everyone is contesting which line is best from a number of different episodes is a testament to how funny and well written this show is
Caroline telling Shiv it’s not all about her the night before her wedding is top 5 moments in the show for me
When Tom ate Logan’s chicken his reaction is so simple yet Brian’s delivery is sending me everytime
“…what the fuck?”
"Somebody could fit through that window. a small person, an attack child"
« An attack child »😂😂😂
watching this video you wouldn't know that Connor Roy was interested in politics at a very young age
“You are a plane crash away from becoming Europe’s weirdest king” is my fav! “Hurry up, if Roman marries her, he’ll invade France!” hahahaha!
Yes, that's the funniest one from that episode.
I respect your choice for 1x03, but mine hands-down goes to Tom saying to Greg:
"Are we on the poop deck of a majestic schooner? Is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? No? Then why the _fuuuuck_ are you wearing a pair of deck shoes, man?"
They don't... pre-poop the bags. It's just a mental barrier.
His delivery of that line is so funny, Tom reveling in his assholishness
"why the fuuuuuuughghghck"
Same. The way he says "Why the fuuuuhck" gets me every single time
the full thirty seconds of describing the wine only to land on "it's not good, the wine, is it shiv." is sending me. peak wambsgambs right there.
Frrr it's great
That was sad. Kinda summed up their relationship.
Roman accidentally buying Hearts instead of Hibs as a plot point and then never being mentioned again in the whole series is a brilliant commentary on Scottish football. My Hearts supporting family would be proud (they have supported Hibs all their life)
I think it's mentioned one more time, when he meets with that guy in Turkey
And Logan replying sarcastically when Roman asks if he's sure "No, you're right, son. I must be confused about which team I rooted for my entire f**king life" 😂
Lots of things in the show kinda just went nowhere to be honest
Where is Mo's eulogy??, every word that Connor say in that scene is gold.
All of us will die one day. In this case, it was Lester who has done so.
And now, his wife is sad.
i think the funniest line in the show is when greg knocks the bell over in logan’s house and the maid walks into the room. Then Greg says “Sorry if my bell summoned you”💀
Ok no, I can't abide by this. How did you miss two of the most iconic lines in the series, back-to-back??
2x09 "You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs"
2x10 "If it is to be said, so it be--so it is."
Here Here! Or the time Tom whispers to Greg that Logan died while trying to fish his phone from the toilet? LMSFAO!
I agree with the last one but the tomlette one is so over quoted I can’t even enjoy it anymore
@@Havyluvsya123 if the greatest song of all time was overplayed on the radio so often that you grew to hate it, it would still be the greatest song of all time 🤷♂️
That Tomlette line is done to death. Funniest quote is "Full disclosure: I am currently having a panic attack."
@@romilrh that’s based on opinion so I disagree
Respectfully, the line “well, I was once called the cunt of montecristo” from Tom Is the funniest line in the entire show
My favourite from all episodes, in season 4, from Logan: "Someone needs to suck off one of the external directors. I'm getting worried about the board. Hugo, go put your lipstick on."
I still can't get over the scene where Greg told Roman tha he was "wildly regarded as a horrible person", and how the hell is "I apologize if my bell has summond you" not on this list
S02E05 has my favorite Tom quotes: "king of edible leaves, His Majesty, the spinach" in the middle of the Pierce dinner.
"Do you have a fetish for nearly killing dad? Like just the tip but for killing dad?" 😂 when I heard that line I think I died of laughter and rewinded it like 10 times to laugh more
Fr one of my favourite lines
Count how many times Roman showed up vs everyone else
He's the comic relief character, it's only natural that he shows up in a video about funny quotes
@@TheEtherny Very true! I first saw him as a tragic character, but he did become more "comic relief" towards the middle seasons... now he's gotten more serious.
@@DPMusicStudio like Roman said: ‘’just because I like a joke, doesnt mean i’m a f*cking clown’’
@@TheEtherny Roman's the comic relief character.
Tom's the comic relief character.
Greg's the comic relief character.
Half the characters in this show are just funny with every line they put out.
@@geneparmesan8748 Greg is the audience, Tom is the underdog
Logan saying “This is about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates” in S2E3 had me in tears,
S1E2 the best line is by Roman to Kendall, "He said that to be nice. What I think he meant to say was that he wished that Mom gave birth to a can opener because at least then it would be useful."
It was a great line, but I doubt Logan would ever say anything just to be nice, especially to his kids. Well, maybe to Shiv when she was little, telling her she looked pretty or something.
‘The service here is weird, and slow, and fucking my dad’ kills me every time
I was absolutely on the edge of my seat as I waited for "ludicrously capacious bag," only to realize that this was posted well before S4 aired.
The imaginary cat always gets me
"Depth? The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?" - Tom to Greg in the same roast as when he says nothing is impossible given men have walked on the moon. It's also sadly funny that laying into Greg at the wedding is the most innocently happy shared moment that I can remember between Tom and Shiv, without any hidden agendas.
I agree with you how about Tom and Shiv. Sad how over four seasons, that maybe the only scene of them in that way.
S03E08 - It's a good line, but the winner has to be the one delivered just moments before by Tom. “The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?”
I wondered why this show was so funny and then saw that one of the producers is Will Ferrell. My favorite line in the show is Tom asking Greg: “Are you ASKING if you can blackmail me?”
My understanding is that Will Ferrell only helped get it funded with his production company. He doesn't have any hand in writing nor filming
It’s Adam McKay’s comic genius. Same as Vice.
@@unfgreen I would argue it's Jesse Armstrong more than anyone. He's the creator, showrunner, and has written the most episodes by far.
He didn't have anything to do with any of the writing
@@cookie4049 yeah this is distinctly the same humour as The Thick Of It. Not the bullshit toilet American humour of will Ferrell
No better line than 'I waited three quarters of an hour for a gin and tonic". Even Kendall laughed.
You know what they say. Can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greg’s
Greg apologizing on Tom's behalf "He's had some cocaine tonight" and Tom shushes him, embarrassed 😂.
the wine is a hundred percent a metaphor for Shiv and Tom's relationship ahahaha 🍷
"He is back, he is back, like a pedo on parole." 💀🥴
~ Romulus
this show is so funny but so sad too
Eh not sad just chaotic with twisted people I think
i cant believe you didn’t go with “THE BUTTER IS TOO COLD” for sad sack wasp trap
Crazy how young Kendall looks in first season 😳
The funniest line in “Prague” is easily Roman congratulating Tom for swallowing his own load.
6:28 The way the guy's face changes when Tom gets confrontational is hilarious. 😭💀
2:20 “it’s not been the same without you, it’s been better” made me actual lol
Roman buying the wrong team is hilarious
S1E6?
"You better be smelling your fucking armpit Romulus"
not a line but roman watching the failed rocket launch in 1x10 is hilarious
We need a version that gives out the bronze, silver, and gold medals.
20 seconds in and I already object, Rome's "control the narrative" line was pure gold
I really think the whole Hearts Vs Hibs fuck up by Roman is lost on an American audience as to just how bad that is.
"Take me to reason court and f**king sue me!"
When the guy pats Roman on the back after buying the wrong team is amazing
The line chosen over "Are you asking permission to black mail me?" in S2E4 invalidates this entire affair.
I like how you picked some subtle ones that I don't remember that well
You're missing the "breakdancing through bullets" comment from the panic room episode. Had me in stitches
low key logan hated roman the most lol
I had that exact same thought right as I read this comment 😂
because he is not a serious people
High key, he beat the fuck out of him
Probably reminded him of himself the most.
Connor's speech at Mo's funeral is the greatest shit i've seen in my life
The venti ayahuasca big gulp is too good
I'm trying to strategize, Mom! With you! But you won't strategize!
BOAR
ON
THE
FLOOR
ICONIC 😂
Finished watching this series today (9/9/23) have to say that it's one hell of a masterpiece
Great compilation. Thank you for putting that together
“Roman, when you laugh do so at same volume as everyone else, we didn’t get you from a hyena farm” I died when Logan said that in front of everyone. LOL
0308 cut early- best line is Tom : "if Roman marries her he ll invade france!"
This was great.
“just a tip” but for like killing dad 💀💀
okay now do another but it’s only roman’s funniest lines and another one for tom and greg
“I hate to be a party pooper… but I have poop”.
this video was perfect. this was such a brilliantly acted and written show. absolute perfect casting.
My favourite will always be when the raccoons died in the chimney, and Logan says "What's that smell? It's like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the brie!" Completely caught me off guard, almost choked on a drink.
im sorry the funniest line in safe room is definitely “greg this is the safe room!” “wh- how is it safe! it’s just a room!!!”
3:59 this beat karl calmly having a panic attack???
So many funny lines too from Karl, Frank, Hugo and Gerri
Connor Roy was interested in politics from a very young age
2x10 had to be “if it is to be said, so it be.. so it is”
Great video. I am saddened by the lack of "an attack child," but it's understandable since there are too many great lines in every episode.
Have to admit I love Roman and Shiv. Shiv's treatment of clients is wickid and Roman is hilarious.
It’s not supposed to be a joke but I laughed so hard with the “IM THE ELDEST SON” line in S03E09
It is supposed to be
Not the posters fault, because there are too many moments from each episode.
Calamari Cockring
Классный канал, от подачи не устаёшь
"YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUNDS OF DALMATIANS, SOMEWHERE... HOWLING..."
Shiv and Tom discussing the wine is 👌
I feel like tom actually has all the funniest ines
"OH, LOOK, DAD BOUGHT A TOMB THAT'S LIKE HALF HITLER AND HALF LIBERACE..."
Whoever made this is a huge Rowan fan.
someone’s a Romulus fan
"I apologize if my bell summoned you".
I love how almost all of them are lines from Roman
When Tom is saying “news” it reminds me of Steve Carrell’s bloopers in Bruce Almighty. NEWS
LOVE how most involve either Roman or Tom lmao
Hey, baby, how about this for the eulogy? "Lester touched all of us."
the fact that most of them are roman say a lot about why he's my favorite
Ugh. I have despised him since S1E1 when he taunted that poor kid with a million dollars. He is a sociopath, the most like his father in that. I never got past that.
Tom and greg "we hear for you"
The hyena farm one
Please put up a part two 👍🏾
I am so happy the "Mein Kampf eastereggs" line is in this.
Kendall’s rap deserves to be on here
Conner roy was interested in politics from a very young age
Oh my god what show is this and where has it been all my life lol this is peak!!!
“British surgeon snipped it off.. it’s dry”
Quite possibly the best line ever. “I’m Hibs”
Before watching: It’s just gonna be Roman, Tom and Greg, isn’t it?
After watching: It’s just Roman, Tom and Greg.
‘He is back like a pedo on parole’