cousin greg being on a whole other level in succession s2

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  • @jeesuk
    @jeesuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8644

    Every small opening I see is a reminder that the attack child has mercifully allowed me to live another day.

    • @zikhona-4111
      @zikhona-4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      what kind of kids does Cousin Greg know?

    • @jeesuk
      @jeesuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@zikhona-4111 those who are highly trained in combat, armed, and able to fit through small openings.

    • @leoneljaramillo6710
      @leoneljaramillo6710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ......................

    • @sparkylikestrash3788
      @sparkylikestrash3788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      ​@@zikhona-4111 I think he has trauma from his mascot days

    • @srldwg
      @srldwg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sparkylikestrash3788 😅🤣😂

  • @markusklein7222
    @markusklein7222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11894

    Greg Princibles :
    1. Against Racism
    2. Dont lie.... if you are the news.

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      Better than most people's

    • @bradjackson1691
      @bradjackson1691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +951

      Also, always ask politely before blackmailing someone.

    • @sonicextremities9570
      @sonicextremities9570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He may not have any principles but he sure does have princibles. (sorry)

    • @breezingby2611
      @breezingby2611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Simple but effective

    • @chippsymcstagger4571
      @chippsymcstagger4571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Don't forget that Nazis are the worst

  • @silvermeta2421
    @silvermeta2421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9684

    I love how Greg fears everyone but Logan.

    • @silvermeta2421
      @silvermeta2421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Because Evan ik.

    • @georgedanilov8898
      @georgedanilov8898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

      It’s hilarious, and Logan actually digs it )
      He likes Greg, he is a survivor too

    • @MilmorInc
      @MilmorInc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +815

      Right? I rewatched the pilot where Greg talked to Logan like a boss and he didn’t even realize how much respect it earned him. Love that moment
      Something only really noticeable upon second watch.

    • @pffilms2522
      @pffilms2522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      He does fear logan, wtf are you talking about lol.

    • @kgizzle92
      @kgizzle92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Greg has a fire in him that his kids don’t…he’s not comfortable!

  • @ashleighdurant1770
    @ashleighdurant1770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    The greatest trick Gregg Egg ever pulled was convincing the world he was a harmless fool.

    • @bruceturnbull4219
      @bruceturnbull4219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      he’s even convinced himself of that

    • @gothicxromantic
      @gothicxromantic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      “Better a witty fool than a foolish wit”

    • @minister2965
      @minister2965 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And now hes on top

    • @etrip9134
      @etrip9134 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@@minister2965 He's at the bottom of the top

    • @KnucklesxReala911
      @KnucklesxReala911 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@etrip9134that's like the best position you can have

  • @flowercat0
    @flowercat0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6511

    I love this man so much
    "If it is to be said, so it be, so it is"

    • @jashnchahal7544
      @jashnchahal7544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +668

      ‘You can speak to us normally’ ‘thank you sir, so shall I’

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Can't make a tomelet without cracking a few Gregs

    • @secret222
      @secret222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@jashnchahal7544 he merely wishes to answer in the affirmative fashion

    • @crazymonkey1545
      @crazymonkey1545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Are you alright?

    • @franka1621
      @franka1621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@crazymonkey1545 that line cracks me up every time 😂

  • @ianforsyth9075
    @ianforsyth9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5417

    “A person can definitely fit through there, a small person, an attack child”
    Bro I’m rolling

    • @snowchips9596
      @snowchips9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I literally died laughing 🤣

    • @adamya8189
      @adamya8189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Attack child 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@snowchips9596 are you OK now though?

    • @christopherbanuelos4780
      @christopherbanuelos4780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      When I first watched that episode I was literally crying of laughter....that excruciating yet also wonderful back pain of laughter. It was absolutely hilarious. "I mean they can waft gas in here".

    • @CocoForBird
      @CocoForBird ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dielaughing73no, they died laughing.

  • @chickeneffect
    @chickeneffect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3006

    3:42 "are you asking me if you can blackmail me" Tom has HEART EYES

    • @ellie5477
      @ellie5477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      they should be cannon!!

    • @vkd8721
      @vkd8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Well, I accept your blackmail

    • @rarafura1315
      @rarafura1315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      FRRR HE'S PROUD PROUD

    • @800Ms-k6n
      @800Ms-k6n ปีที่แล้ว +14

      At that point I was like "Jesus dudes, get married already" 😂😂

    • @MrEddie
      @MrEddie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vkd8721I'm not blackmailing you-

  • @jaydaniels6172
    @jaydaniels6172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4915

    I loved the worlds most polite blackmail, and how happy Tom was that it was happening.

    • @ZarilloKi
      @ZarilloKi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      He was so proud 😂

    • @genuineparticle
      @genuineparticle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I'll never tell

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@genuineparticle but he did

    • @richardteuchler
      @richardteuchler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's one of the funniest scenes I've seen in TV/movies 😆

    • @zazabroom
      @zazabroom ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Greg recording Tom on his phone on the down low was hilarious 🤣

  • @juiceboxgrl
    @juiceboxgrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8114

    I think its just funny how he's literally 6 foot 6, way taller than everyone on the show, yet he's literally a lanky child

    • @Stattasktics
      @Stattasktics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He is the Einstein of the crew

    • @icouldntreallythinkofaname2752
      @icouldntreallythinkofaname2752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      He’s actually 6 foot 7

    • @prundonmcavoy7155
      @prundonmcavoy7155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ahaha dude I had never put that together but that is such a good detail.

    • @shop-a-holic3194
      @shop-a-holic3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I feel he will be the successor at the end. He has the full package..

    • @xtxpxhx
      @xtxpxhx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@shop-a-holic3194 in that he's clueless as we are 🤔

  • @asanokatana
    @asanokatana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Talking about how Nazis are the worst while literally using a human being as a piece of furniture is the perfect summary of this show and its brilliance.

  • @PoochMan93
    @PoochMan93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3389

    “The thing I need storage for most urgently of all, Stanley, is me”

    • @SpellingBeeC
      @SpellingBeeC ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @explodingplant2
      @explodingplant2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think of cousin Greg every time I see a realtor show

    • @dga52
      @dga52 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so great hahhahahahahah

  • @perspectivesmatter7440
    @perspectivesmatter7440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4186

    "you cant make few tommllets without breaking some greggs" has to be the best quote of all time.
    Also "negotiate bit of Gregxit" LMAO

    • @calebdye2959
      @calebdye2959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Don’t forget Greg sprinkles

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@calebdye2959 all killer no filler that guy. Did he ever have a bad quote?

    • @elzbthcho
      @elzbthcho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gregxit 😭

  • @faisaldai1794
    @faisaldai1794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4189

    Tom and greg are the best duo i've ever seen

    • @tchombre1992
      @tchombre1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      They're relationship is seriously my favorite in the show lmao.

    • @weasle620
      @weasle620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      You can’t make a tomlette with out breaking a few Greg’s!

    • @celine7811231
      @celine7811231 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tchombre1992 I enjoy them tooo🤣🤣

    • @carlenrader6171
      @carlenrader6171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      gay people

    • @vaskylark
      @vaskylark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@carlenrader6171 They aren't gay. It's a business relationship. Greg works for Tom.

  • @cowboysonfilm
    @cowboysonfilm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2381

    not pictured: greg trying to sing along to kendall's dundee rap (despite never having heard it before)

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      L TO THE OG

    • @uhm7293
      @uhm7293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@peterumathum4903 DUDE BE THE OG

    • @everetthaddock1140
      @everetthaddock1140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@uhm7293 AND HE PLAYIN

    • @philim9267
      @philim9267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@everetthaddock1140 PLAYIN LIKE A PRO

    • @freesuckerMCR
      @freesuckerMCR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Nicholas Braun actually said in an interview that Jeremy Strong wanted Greg to join him on stage at one point cause he thought that Kendall probably would’ve run the lyrics by him before. They didn’t do it in the end but they did add the few shots of Greg cheering from the audience and trying to sing along, like he already knew Kendall was gonna do it.

  • @mrmagoozle
    @mrmagoozle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    You missed one of the best bits when Greg meets the mother of the Roy’s!
    “Hello your excellency”

    • @elinrannveig200
      @elinrannveig200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That was s1 but yeah

    • @jryan9547
      @jryan9547 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao. Funny line

  • @pursuitofvictories5
    @pursuitofvictories5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    cousin greg IS the Moment.

    • @nijohn12
      @nijohn12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "now come on now"
      lmfao

    • @DSY646
      @DSY646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “I have some leverage but I’m reluctant to use it”! 😂😇

    • @hammeringinmyhead2
      @hammeringinmyhead2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s more than a sprinkle 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @DianeCooperTW
      @DianeCooperTW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's got a point, he's an icon, he's a legend and he is the moment.

    • @caraj5054
      @caraj5054 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRUEEEE

  • @luzclaritas.dealmeida4890
    @luzclaritas.dealmeida4890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    "so I shall" kills me every single time

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      How else does one answer in the affirmative?

  • @dustin_echoes
    @dustin_echoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1840

    The writing of this show is truly out of this world.

    • @Hhhhhrro
      @Hhhhhrro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arthur Fleck heresy

    • @melodyal3357
      @melodyal3357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So agree!!!👍👏

    • @cicranelnaz
      @cicranelnaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This is a once in a lifetime show

    • @oight
      @oight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i saw that the creator (he’s from the uk) was a writer on the thick of it for the first 2 seasons. it explains so much to me why i love the humour in this haha, it’s really similar but this is just a bit more serious in an american context.
      then omfg the dundee episode was mad to me as someone who went to uni in dundee. the fact that a big american show like this had an episode in DUNDEE,,, omg that whole episode was a pure overload on the senses man hahaha. even the little hibs/hearts purchase was so funny, i knew that was gonna happen. little jokes in the writing that shows they’ve put in the effort to have a wee nod to scottish things, it makes me happy that the writers must have asked brian cox for some input on that episode 😆

    • @Samelala
      @Samelala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oight co created Peep show too, pretty much says it all

  • @Rgdarkchild
    @Rgdarkchild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9010

    Greg is gonna somehow end up on top

    • @kevinkiarie9237
      @kevinkiarie9237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Season 3, he might be Kendall's executive assistant.

    • @meganspencer805
      @meganspencer805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      kevin kiarie I am HERE for that. 🙌

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I hope his grandfather is proud of him for fucking over Logan. And he gets back in the will. Kendall and Gregggg

    • @milk_cow_blues
      @milk_cow_blues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      amazingabby25 I don't think so. I mean, he vote against Kendall instead of supporting him to destroy Logan.

    • @Rgdarkchild
      @Rgdarkchild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@milk_cow_blues huh no he didn't he gave Kendall the signed papers at the end

  • @lumilad
    @lumilad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    His grandfather looks so fed up every time Greg opens his mouth. I love it.

    • @chimp4225
      @chimp4225 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Classic Tacitus

    • @sesaarinen
      @sesaarinen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah and I love it how Greggs knowledge to any historical references is like an absolute nil 😂

  • @ykwhattheysay.3176
    @ykwhattheysay.3176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    The way he hugs people is so funny , it’s like he’s hugging children

    • @edaj1990
      @edaj1990 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pretty much everyone is child size to him haha

  • @sgtlamancha805
    @sgtlamancha805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    “Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind. What polyglot genius could ever hope to crack your impenetrable code.” The look that Matthew gives him after that...I just can’t 😵😆

    • @tyler547
      @tyler547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Tom carries the show for me

    • @lifotheparty6195
      @lifotheparty6195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Greg is already angry that he was put into that situation by Tom so it’s a literal situation of adding insult to injury.
      I hate Tom so goddamn much. I run into so many of these tiny kings on their tiny hills that I just struggle to empathize.

    • @loubloom777
      @loubloom777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      "Shut up..."
      "Easy"

    • @erikzherrllo6960
      @erikzherrllo6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tyler547 this two carry the whole show wow

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      BUT THEY ARE NOT, IN FACT, RECEIPTS!

  • @analunu
    @analunu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    HOW IS THIS SAFE??? IT’S JUST A ROOM!!!

  • @kman20
    @kman20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Breaking Bad was about the evolution of Walter White into Heisenberg. Succession is about the evolution of Greg the egg into the CEO of Waystar

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Given the clusterfuck that theme park is, Gregg will meet the same end as Walt

  • @earthteacherbk
    @earthteacherbk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Never noticed Ken's reaction to Greg hugging him. Like it was unusual for him to receive genuine appreciation and gratitude from someone with a hug.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Roman's reaction was even better

    • @dalayarichardson5977
      @dalayarichardson5977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I loved it too it reminds me of my and cousin and I he’s definitely my cousin Greg

    • @davidburros8619
      @davidburros8619 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Such a great moment for both of them….

  • @isoldewas
    @isoldewas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    “The evidence does not wish to be destroyed”

  • @bchen0709
    @bchen0709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    “But they are NOT, IN FACT, receipts.”

    • @whcares
      @whcares  3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      THE DELIVERY

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I dont think tom has a single line in the show that isn't funny

    • @SomeGamer1111
      @SomeGamer1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind

    • @fanboy5272
      @fanboy5272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@peterumathum4903 "Thank you Logan. Thank you for the chicken".

    • @catneedham4913
      @catneedham4913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahahaha!! Tom Wambsgans (even the name kills me dead) is one of the funniest characters ever conceived and acted on any show. My favorite is after the Tomlette line and him saying it was just a joke with that nervous little self loathing laugh. Every scene is dripping with it. Except when his repressed anger is finally unleashed and he goes “fuck it” like when he ate Logan’s chicken 😂😂😂

  • @musicman9023
    @musicman9023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "Male rape... rrrrrrr-ape of the male" always gets me, without fail!

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That line made me start watching 😂 that plus Roman’s Witt and the full circle to figure 8 Moe Lester joke

  • @Chief24914
    @Chief24914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    “THIS is the safe room”
    “How is it safe? It’s just a room!!!!!”
    This was actually a very accurate yet hilarious statement

  • @sara_gozakam7593
    @sara_gozakam7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    5:18 are we really not going to talk about Greg calling himself “Pretty boy”? Because I think it’s beautiful

    • @Chlo255
      @Chlo255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      King of self love

    • @dqc7179
      @dqc7179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He knows.

    • @wolfbees
      @wolfbees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      he’s right he IS pretty 😌

    • @ykwhattheysay.3176
      @ykwhattheysay.3176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Self aware king

  • @nidhihebbar7472
    @nidhihebbar7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "i just want someone to touch my head" he is A CHILDDDDD

  • @blaccnblu
    @blaccnblu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    Remember when Greg told everyone he'd be going by GregORY from now on, and then it was never mentioned again.

    • @alsimanche
      @alsimanche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can anyone explain how he's being called cousin and refer to logan roy as his uncle?? I mean if his grandfather ewan is the brother of logan, then doesn't it mean that logan is also his grandfather?, And kendall shiv and roman are his uncles and aunt??,like i don't get it, do i miss something

    • @atrainofthought99
      @atrainofthought99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@alsimanche Logan is his great uncle, the brother to Greg’s grandfather.
      Which makes Kendall, Roman and Shiv - his second cousins.

    • @EatTheRich848
      @EatTheRich848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@atrainofthought99 you left out Connor 💀

    • @Xyz-ht3rx
      @Xyz-ht3rx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@EatTheRich848 He usually gets left out

    • @R.444-
      @R.444- ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Xyz-ht3rx but it’s important to note he was interested in politics from a very young age

  • @kiribundi
    @kiribundi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    I call he inherits everything. It makes the most sense for his character arc

    • @chlorisae
      @chlorisae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      definitely. or he’s going to be like the right hand man of whoever actually ends up on top

    • @jsghetler
      @jsghetler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Logan thinks everyone is a moron, including Greg. It won’t happen.

    • @daddydoza5164
      @daddydoza5164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jsghetler exactly that’s what no one seems to understand about Logan. The only person Logan has even remotely shown any respect for in the show is Matsson, which is why it makes so much sense for GoJo to run Waystar. In the end everyone’s so delusional with aspirations of greed & pride that they don’t understand how little respect Logan has for all of them.

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be hilarious. I've thought that from the beginning

    • @Maxxximilian90
      @Maxxximilian90 ปีที่แล้ว

      It didn’t.

  • @yq2586
    @yq2586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    his breakdown in the bathroom is the funniest shit ever

    • @SorroVEVO
      @SorroVEVO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      i think it was more of a rehearsal and an a detailed one too because he was even thinking about wind and even his pockets.

    • @miltonmontiel853
      @miltonmontiel853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      He was testing the audio quality of the mic in order to record the conversation he had with Tom when they burned the evidence.

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SorroVEVO he should've just used the hand-dryer for wind background

  • @burtmacklinfbi5988
    @burtmacklinfbi5988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I would like to put this character into a cup with some leaves and twigs and observe him

  • @jameslatin2939
    @jameslatin2939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "I'm more than a sprinkle."
    Greg, you're arguing in the wrong direction!

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's my favorite part of that. You'd want to be a smaller "skull" in that situation.

  • @bridgetclooney3453
    @bridgetclooney3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    He’s so creative as an actor

  • @alibellule
    @alibellule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    “perhaps thriving in the sand” the way he has me dying all the time is almost unfair

  • @sophie-hu4nv
    @sophie-hu4nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    im obsessed with ewan. this family IS full of vipers so true king

    • @feyrol42
      @feyrol42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I thought I was the only one that loves Ewan. He gets a lot of hate, to me he’s hilarious.

    • @_JudgeDredd
      @_JudgeDredd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He’s old school. I find the older I get, the less bullshit I can tolerate. If I continue on this trajectory, I could definitely see myself getting to Ewan levels someday haha

    • @tyler547
      @tyler547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He still sits on atleast a billion. Ppl who thinks he’s a socialist are so off

    • @cethomas324
      @cethomas324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@feyrol42 Three cheers for Uncle Sasquatch! Nope, you're definitely not the only Ewan fan.

    • @feyrol42
      @feyrol42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cethomas324 So happy I'm not alone!

  • @agustorena
    @agustorena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    4:22 Greg spelled secret with a C and then tried to make it look like an S. The level of detail of this show is mind blowing

    • @user-xh4br5do2w
      @user-xh4br5do2w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      maybe he wanted to write "confidential" but changed his mind ? It would fit his character better I guess haha

    • @keithiso8903
      @keithiso8903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Lmao reminds me of when my coworker asked me to go in the back to find the box of pamphlets he made the day before... he wrote “panflits” on it😂

    • @lessthanthreemetal
      @lessthanthreemetal ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@keithiso8903panflits lmao

    • @jamesrosewell9081
      @jamesrosewell9081 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao holy shit that's amazing

  • @onlythelonely93
    @onlythelonely93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    But on other news kendall being dead behind the eyes when anyone(except maybe stewy)hugs him is something we should address.

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When he hugged shiv he wasn't

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      "cant even hug your own daughter yeah i saw that you freak"

  • @suburbanweekend
    @suburbanweekend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    We have all been Greg. That is why we love him.

  • @greenflowerstreet
    @greenflowerstreet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “if it is to be said”
    “sorry?”
    “if it is to be said, so it be-so it is.”

  • @matthewfera2954
    @matthewfera2954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Somehow my favorite line in this still ends up being Tom's "Ooh, but they're not in fact receipts!" The delivery is soo good. All of Greg's stuff is great too of course.

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    this man means literally everything to me

  • @darymarkova
    @darymarkova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    Cousin Greg and Kendall are gonna rule the whole damn empire by the end of this show, mark my words 🙌

  • @joeyjoejoe3011
    @joeyjoejoe3011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "benign fungus...great title for your memoirs" The man is a master at delivering sarcasm, in a more upbeat way as well. Earns every penny on this show

  • @slashdisco
    @slashdisco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3169

    I totally get the Cousin Greg fandom but I still admire Kendall most: despite occasional ingrained moments of douchery, he's ultimately a fragile and vulnerable soul, and an instinctively kind and sympathetic person. Jeremy Strong acts the SHIT out of him.

    • @tak3aw4y6
      @tak3aw4y6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      He did essentially kill a guy

    • @slashdisco
      @slashdisco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      @@tak3aw4y6 He really didn't. He dove twice into the lake to find the guy; he tried. Yes, he was driving; but they were both high on ketamine. The waiter accepted some degree of risk.
      It's a terrible situation but it's not fair to say Kendall killed him. This, by the way, is based on the very real Chappaquiddick incident involving Ted Kennedy. Senator Kennedy died in 2009 a hero; like Kendall, he was a good man who was involved in an unfortunate accident in which he made some bad choices.

    • @calebdye2959
      @calebdye2959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@slashdisco also the dude is the one who took the wheel and swung it off the road. When there’s a deer in the road, you hit that shit head on to avoid a worse crash

    • @SH-op9hc
      @SH-op9hc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@slashdisco why are people defending Kendall so hardly I’m so confused... you can say he’s an interesting and nuanced character without stanning him. He was in fact reckless and tried to escape taking responsibility for a boys death

    • @Wesley-kk2ir
      @Wesley-kk2ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@SH-op9hc the kid caused the crash

  • @geniehossain3738
    @geniehossain3738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Just saying that Tom had a more dramatic and emotional response to his underling possibly leaving him than he did when he found out his wife ON THEIR WEDDING DAY couldn’t be monogamous.

    • @merchantvagabond
      @merchantvagabond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I think his meltdown on Greg was what he truly felt with Shiv

    • @gudetamaenthusiast8315
      @gudetamaenthusiast8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      mainly because he fears shiv, but he thinks of greg as someone under him and thus he feels more comfortable to react to him as he really would and should

    • @O.G.H.
      @O.G.H. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@gudetamaenthusiast8315 I don't think he fears her, I believe he desperately doesn't want to lose her but can't really do much about it, so he leaves it out on poor Greg

    • @jplace524
      @jplace524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Tom views Greg as the person he controls. He doesn't want to lose the one person in family he controls.

    • @pahvi3
      @pahvi3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Logan manipulates his children, Shiv manipulates Tom and Tom abuses poor Greg who's in the bottom of the food chain

  • @egglaplant
    @egglaplant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    kills me when he looks at himself in the mirror and just says "rape of the male" wtf

  • @helpconflict9851
    @helpconflict9851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    In season 7, when roman has taken over the company by betraying Kendall, and Shiv helps get Connor impeached from the presidency, The family is meeting again. Cousin Greg is nowhere. Suddenly, the light flashes and an attack child stabs them all. and Tom realizes that Cousin Greg did it.

  • @leena6900
    @leena6900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "A small person, an attack child"

  • @Arunabh5feb1996
    @Arunabh5feb1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    An attack child is the worst kind of child

  • @FabalociousDee
    @FabalociousDee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    The joke of this show is, everyone else speaks nonsense with rakish confidence, and Greg speaks common sense cautiously. Everyone thinks he's a fool, including himself, yet he's usually the smartest guy in the room.

    • @keysersoze5032
      @keysersoze5032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      No he isn’t lmao. He’s never the smartest person in the room, most ppl just don’t speak their true opinions in this show- Greg does.

    • @ecurb10
      @ecurb10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I know what you mean, but....nah, he's definitely NOT the smartest in the room!

    • @samanthadilillo3585
      @samanthadilillo3585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      He’s not necessarily the smartest but his lack of confidence makes him unassuming enough that he gets away with a lot more than other people in terms of being sneaky for his ambitions.

    • @kara7145
      @kara7145 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@samanthadilillo3585i second this. you don’t have to be smart to be a successful capitalist, you need connections and the balls to use others for your own gain. greg has all of that AND the upside of not being his own worst enemy like the roys are to themselves

    • @GoAsCloseAsYouCan
      @GoAsCloseAsYouCan ปีที่แล้ว

      Disgusting Brotherssss

  • @megandunklin6147
    @megandunklin6147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    It's hard to take Matthew seriously as Tom, when at one time he was the crush of my life because he was Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.

    • @lucapellari5985
      @lucapellari5985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sim, mas continuo loucamente apaixonada por ele. Quem dera eu estivesse no lugar de Shiv, ia tratá-lo como um tesouro.

    • @wackybrattyx
      @wackybrattyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucapellari5985 What language is this?

    • @goncalocaldeira6536
      @goncalocaldeira6536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wackybrattyx Portuguese

  • @lasierramorena5505
    @lasierramorena5505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    i’ve never watched this show but now i will for cousin greg

    • @stanyon
      @stanyon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lizziemarie8191 agree, ep 6 was my hook point. Now my favourite show on tv

  • @BatmanHQYT
    @BatmanHQYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "God, Tacitus, just, he- all killer no filler with him." HAHAHAHAHA

  • @seanam5729
    @seanam5729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    tom and greg stand wayyyy too close all the time

    • @whcares
      @whcares  3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      they be scheming

    • @carlenrader6171
      @carlenrader6171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      gay af

    • @lucapellari5985
      @lucapellari5985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eu amo Matthew loucamente e confesso que fico com ciúmes.

    • @sara_gozakam7593
      @sara_gozakam7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I need them to be canon

    • @Bk2229
      @Bk2229 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucapellari5985 ?? é sério ou zoeira kkkkkkk

  • @theangrycowb0y
    @theangrycowb0y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The "fuck yeah" Greg leg kick (when he gets his apt) might be my favorite moment, of many, through the first two seasons.

  • @steffnic13
    @steffnic13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    The fact that Tom ended up in a closet instead of the actual Panic Room with the family. 😂😭

    • @ohduana6746
      @ohduana6746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And Shiv just brushed him off on the phone, then HUNG UP when he asked her where the real panic room was 😭😭😭

  • @kittycattt93
    @kittycattt93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Greg always being flustered and never knowing whats going on, whilst also being done so much at points is us watching the show 😂😂😭💀

  • @The0neWomanShow
    @The0neWomanShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    his entire congressional hearing was hilarious 'if it is to be said then so it is' and 'you can speak to us normally' 'yes sir, so I shall'

  • @passiveagressive4983
    @passiveagressive4983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    ‘You can’t make a Tomelette without cracking a few Greg’s’😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ffs6969f4u
    @ffs6969f4u ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Seeing Greg gregging for almost 9 minutes is exactly what my day needed. Thank you.

  • @hattorihonzo8340
    @hattorihonzo8340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “HOW IS IT SAFE?!? ITS JUST A ROOM”
    Bro that line had me rolling on the couch

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Would you like that? Pretty boy like you" I was dying laughing at that

  • @Jay.Cartwright
    @Jay.Cartwright 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    the delivery of "ooh but they are not IN FACT receipts" absolutely finished me, such a good performance

  • @leojbramble
    @leojbramble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love the pink lacoste he's wearing on the yacht; as if he found his mother's weathered old copy of The Preppy Handbook to try to figure out what the privileged class of NYC chooses for casual wear.

    • @NovemXI
      @NovemXI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He rocks the look though

  • @willk4783
    @willk4783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Kendall realized that the dirt Greg mentioned having at the end of Season 1 would be valuable, and bought him off with the apartment to gain loyalty that paid off in the Season 2 finale when he brought the files to the press conference

    • @hpmoody
      @hpmoody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Everyone likes Greg, even Logan said that he liked 'Greg'

  • @SomeGamer1111
    @SomeGamer1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Lower jacket pocket. This is inside pocket. This is inside pocket. This is inside pocket.

    • @lumilad
      @lumilad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Male rape. Rape of a male.

    • @SomeGamer1111
      @SomeGamer1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lumilad would you like that? Pretty boy like you. Would you like it? Oh yeah you might even like that

  • @Moralesdes17
    @Moralesdes17 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “How I look and how I get up and everything is off the record” so funny he killed this role! 😂

  • @InjuriousPersonalities
    @InjuriousPersonalities 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “My sand mites are being attacked by midges.. ?” LMFAO.. the upspeak when Greg delivers this line actually makes it even more hilarious

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You'll have to speak to the sand supplier like everyone else

  • @rachelhutchins8758
    @rachelhutchins8758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "I just wanted someone to touch my head"

  • @Keplerb-od1lr
    @Keplerb-od1lr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Greg: “a benign fungus”
    Tom: “great title for your memoire”

  • @diyanchuburov6772
    @diyanchuburov6772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The "attack child" moment brought me to tears!

  • @kevinkiarie9237
    @kevinkiarie9237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Cousin Greg will get to the top in two ways. Either by, being executive assistant to Kendall if he becomes CEO then maneuvering to a better position OR Grandpa Ewan dies and leaves him voting board shares with which he maneuvers to chairman. Can't wait, season 3 babbyyy!!!

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is the first realistic prediction I've seen of Greg's ascent. The whole "he's gonna run the company" thing annoys the fuck out of me, people should know by now it's not that kind of show.

  • @Black_pearl_adrift
    @Black_pearl_adrift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Fuck off everyone is against racism” 😭oh my GOD this show pumps out one liners like they’re the cure to cancer

  • @oof-rr5nf
    @oof-rr5nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    GO CLASS TRAITOR GOOO 🗣️😘

    • @shankhadipchakraborty2830
      @shankhadipchakraborty2830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Class traitor? Or infilTRAITOR?

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@shankhadipchakraborty2830 hi tom hows it going

  • @Mars8611_
    @Mars8611_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This video is supposedly about our beloved greg but really this is just a showcase of how Tom is the best character on the show.

  • @EughhBrothereughh
    @EughhBrothereughh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wish I could sue someone in an affectionate way

  • @AllySitty
    @AllySitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Grexit 😂😂 wouldn’t mind this dragging out longer than the actual brexit

  • @iR3vil4te
    @iR3vil4te 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    ‘Fuck man I just turned down a quarter of a billion, and now I’m going to jail forever, because of this fucking guy!’ is the most underrated line in this video 🤣🤣

  • @lilybolanos9301
    @lilybolanos9301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I don’t think Greg is going to end up as the successor, but he is definitely going to end up successful. He has been able to keep his morality more than any of the other characters and unless they have him become corrupted then I think he deserves to have a lot. Personally I think it’s going to be Shiv who wins in the end

    • @luzoliveira9920
      @luzoliveira9920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hope so, she’s amazing and it would be amazing if she started to really fight for sit on the top chair.

    • @samduhy5554
      @samduhy5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Lol he's also a greedy opportunist who is with them purely for the inheritance money. I don't think he has any morality.

    • @slow-roll
      @slow-roll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boo souls!

    • @eggzoid2705
      @eggzoid2705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He has no morals whatsoever, thats why he has been succesful so far. He plays both sides and sticks to the one that is most beneficial to him until it isnt.

    • @fightinglionenjoyer4503
      @fightinglionenjoyer4503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Women always think it’s gonna be shiv

  • @fluff975
    @fluff975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    then he tries to turn it on Roman "you, you're widely known.... as.... a-a horrible person..." YOU CUT IT OFF AT LITERALLY THE BEST FUCKING PART

  • @mossy642
    @mossy642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Greg is hungry, energetic, enthusiastic and cautious. The moment he becomes experienced, and stops being naive he will go straight to the top.

  • @papl20
    @papl20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    What I love about Tom the most, is that he's the bravest of the whole show, but he does it in the most awkward, nervous way possible. Honest to God, I aspire to be like that

  • @charlie5115
    @charlie5115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    He’s gonna end up running the whole company somehow; he’s the Peggy Olson of the show.

    • @Salma-jk4nr
      @Salma-jk4nr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg wow this spoiled mad men for me😅

    • @NatureFreak1127
      @NatureFreak1127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Peggy Olson actually worked though.

    • @sn-up6rc
      @sn-up6rc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean Peggy was actually smart

    • @klina7645
      @klina7645 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok, now I want to see Greg confidently strutting down the hallway wearing sunglasses 🕶️😎 and smoking a cigarette 🚬 like Peggy did 😂.

  • @ViniciusSC10
    @ViniciusSC10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Negotiate the Gregxit just kills me every time.

  • @KunjaBihariKrishna
    @KunjaBihariKrishna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I merely wish to answer in the affirmative fashion

  • @lnhart7157
    @lnhart7157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Tacitus, just all killer no filler with him. Did he ever have a bad quote?

  • @dp637
    @dp637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    actually he goes by gregory now

  • @Septix
    @Septix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I lose it every time at "So I shall"

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "If it is to be said so... so it be... so it is" - Gregory Hirsch

  • @bogi18
    @bogi18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Every Greg and Tom scene feels like a little bit of Peep Show seeping into Succession

  • @charliepanayiotou4305
    @charliepanayiotou4305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Can't wait to see more of Greg's rise to power whenever this show returns

  • @manuterrors
    @manuterrors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    i cant believe this ends on "im more than a sprinkle" ahahahaha gregco is end game

  • @aaagee7335
    @aaagee7335 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Silence is golden, but like, how golden…”
    Blackmail 101 😂

  • @hungryhungryhippos370
    @hungryhungryhippos370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Ahh Tacitus.. did he ever have a bad quote?"😂

    • @jimbaker5110
      @jimbaker5110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All killer…no filler.

  • @tilthewheelsfalloff3456
    @tilthewheelsfalloff3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "I'm more than a sprinkle" I feel that

  • @v8moves29
    @v8moves29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Are you asking me if you can blackmail me?" had me deadddd