Timeline: What If You Only Eat Grass
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 เม.ย. 2022
- Nothing during the summer smells as sweet as a freshly cut lawn. The scent lingers for hours. You think, wouldn't all those clumps of freshly cut grass look and taste wonderful on top of a salad. Grass is not toxic, and it is edible, but does that mean it's suitable for eating? In our timeline video, we'll be showing what happens to someone if he not eat grass one or two times, but continue eating it and nothing else for the rest of his life. How does that affect his body and how long can he live with such diet? You'll find that out in this video.
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this man takes "go touch grass" to another level
Litteraly 100 levels away
No, 1000 lvls!
What's this "grass" you speak of?
@@felix7979 exactly, thats what i was wondering too, people were also talking about something called "sun" idk what these 2 are, please tell me if u find what they are, thanks!
@@Arkeye i think sun is a block which stop light
I love how they give a backstory so we aren’t curious who on earth would eat grass and why
I do and it didn’t affcet me
When i was kid,i actually used to eat grass
@@lala66542 im sure almost eveyone tried it as a kid
@@lala66542I used to eat dog food😱
bro has 69 likes 💀
*high respect for the person who did this*
These comments are just repetitive boring and unfunny
@@goo_90 ikr
@@goo_90 agreed
@@calicocat.1
Bye
*Bye*
@@goo_90
Hi again
*Hi* *again*
I remember that when I was little I ate a lot of grass, but I felt ok... somehow...
I even offered some to strangers but they looked me bad because they thought about that other grass xD
The reason you feel fine is because you eat other food rather than just grass
Did the same to, I liked acting like a dog so I ate grass with my dog
@@communistrussia2668 a little bit is too much. This dude is a weird kid who tries to act like a survivalist. Eating grass is like eating dirt, the amount of bacteria in human diarrhea, and a possible chance of picking up a worm with it. How could you say a little bit is okay? People like you make this world the negative side it has today.
I would also look weirdly at you if I thought you were offering me weed.
@@user-jd9kq6wd8r lol
Human:*eats grass*
Cows:come to the farm with us
lollll
*eats cow*
@@Gazuretine LOL 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love cows
Other animals like alpacas eat grass too.
This is what our parents want us to do instead of staying inside... 😂😂
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this is how I imagine vegans live their life
Yeah that's pretty much it-
**Stuffs grass in mouth**
samr
That Vegan Teacher be telling us to eat grass one day
@boocas me omnivore
@@karolinasoblinskyte1795 same
I remember myself ten years old, after watching a documentary about farm animals, actually trying to eat grass. The next day i was throwing up all day long 🤣🤣🤣
You're ten years old and you ate grass? No wonder you aren't successful in life.
Bruh lol
What does it taste like?
@@leafamphii. soap and paper
@@leafamphii. it tasted like how the video described, just like how it smells
As the person who did this,I can confirm this is what happens
Edit:I can’t even tell if some of you cant take a joke
what
Oh, so you had organ failure and died? Seems legit.
does it taste good
@@pineapple_onpizza3625 Ofc i tried too
Are you vegan?
As a cow who did this, I can confirm this is what happens
can you tell me which video to make for you?
@@planetofcomparisons4044 a cow punching a child instantly regrets it
Dhar Mann reference
@@SCPFoundationexplained2021D-2 SHUTUP I told u
A cow has a TH-cam channel?
"what's that green on the floor?"
"That's grass. Touch it."
"Can I eat it?"
"That would involve touching it. Sure."
Grass isn’t on the floor it’s on the ground
Thank you for the video!
Dang, I tried eating one slice of grass and it took 13 minutes
Respect
😳
@noob. #FuckTheWar u got a problem?
RESPEct
Oof respect
Why don’t you wash the grass before eating
+RESPECT for the man who tried this
1:14 apparently the grass only contains nasty stuff 15 minutes after being eaten
I tried it my tongue actually turned green 🟩🟢lol and the grass has a soda juicy flavour a bit toxic too🤮
Man your iw is infinite
Thank you for teach me this information that i can solve correctly
I just tryed to type iq sorry man :(
when you take “go touch grass” to far.
“Go eat grass”
"Go suck on grass" 😫
NO
*Too
@@SCPFoundationexplained2021D-2 shutup
Amazing! the music is dope, can someone tell me what is it?
*Remember, you can go touch grass but shouldn't eat it*
''Bro, get out and touch grass'' 😂😂😂 I'm just kidding! that's what the mama of memes says to people.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the guy who actually tried this?
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@@ralsei7820 r/wooooosh
@@ralsei7820 yay finally! This comment somehow made my night.
People starving that actually do this
no
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion).
Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.
n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:
"The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else."
"Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".
"A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana)
BRO Wrote a diagram
We know what grass is without the encyclopedia definition umm no one is going to do this
Unless there’s an actual snake in the grass or water we seen real snakes at our house
Wat
@@MelB868I don’t.. I only know that it’s green narrow leaves
What software is this
Salute for my man who tried all these things out 🥲
This gotta be famous
Cows and my chickens and dogs:i am a joke to you?
Overused comment lmao
@@gabitzuu9501 🥲
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Human : eating grass.
Cow : WTF!?
no
When l was 5 years old one day my mom feed me with grass with rice , but that grass is edible to eat. [I'm not eaten dirty grass lol] . I'm not eating grass now lol😂😂😂
And I have eaten it more then ten times but not often.
that music is chill
Vegan Teacher be like: This is what cows and horses eat, so if you eat cows and horses, this is what happen to you
Give and Oscar to the person who tried this
I have never felt more respect for anything more than how much I feel right now for all the cows, horses, etc. who have to go through this everyday all their life
Edit: fixed grammar
Their built different, Chile
@@l0vlygr4ce72 r/woooooooooooosh
Ok ngl this beat is *n o i c e*
Bruh wash the grass
do you know what a “blackout” is?
this guy took “touch grass” at another level so he ate it
When I was six years old I use to eat this grass at the top of this one hill. I enjoyed it but I remember having very bad pain when I used the bathroom. Do not eat grass.
Do a fasting timeline
I wonder what wheatgrass shots are okay?
parents: "go touch grass"
The video: Am i a joke to you?
Wouldn't u get a tapeworm from eating grass tho?If u didn't wash it beforehand prior to eating?
Do one on if you only drank sweat.
Bro knew what he was doing with the thumbnail 💀💀💀☠️
Now I know what it feels like
Can you atleast clean and wash the grash before eating to prevent some of the sicknesses and germs and dirt in it
what if you wash the grass?
The real definition of "Go eat some grass"
Me:*eats grass*
Cow:hew u thought ur a cow
Me:no I’m just interested of the grass
Cow: I fell sick of u
Lovely
I would rather eat nothing 😱
you would die
Tape worm eggs and other bacterial infections
But lemon grass is tasty
I would go to a store and buy more food but if I dont have money I have a mango tree and passion fruit I can easily get those or if not I would wait until my moms home because I'm used to starving I am very picky about my food so I dont eat much but I'm fine because I still eat-
@@Devulini I eat too much
As a person who eats only grass I can confirm that it's 100% accurate...
Wth
can you tell me which video to make for you?
Yet another day of asking for a what if all food disappeared video
This took “touch grass” to a whole new level
Thats what someone said 😑
CopyCat
I tasted grass when I was 5 and I spat it out so I don’t like grass taste
YESS I LOVE HIS SONG!!!!
Yes
A kid: go touch grass
Me:
*Magicly turns into an Cow*
Me just listening to the beat
What if everyone could only drink liquids!
That'd be so hard,I only drink solids :(
@@levelmakertoiletpaperediti1778 I drink gas so it not as hard as solid
i was about to eat some grass because i wanted to make my tounge green but when i saw "tapeworm eggs" i was oit
Well, many foods these days contain cellulose, which is grass. We of course eat also something else, but i think I've entered the "swollen stomach" phase. So not so much to final days...hope not, need to be more careful 😮
I eat grass regulary, but I only eat the white parts, as they are the most tender
you are crazy
@@DingleMcHoppernoodle "Coming up on My strange addiction..." 😂😂😂
@@christinahein8472 hello. I break my bones for fun.**JOKE**
W H A T
I eat snow regularly, but only eat the yellow parts, as they are the most nutritious
what about the tapeworms in your intestines
Yes yes this is the best
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If we die eating grass then why animals don't die why plz tell me
Almost every people:panic
Vegans:calm
reminds me when I was once young and ate snow on the ground, ended up eating grass
Lol all of the images were just stickers of grass put everywhere
LITERALLY
BIG THING: just plant tomatoes
Next: What if you only eat glass
What if you cook it tho
One time, I was 10 yrs old. And me and my friends were in school playin truth or dare chillin, and i got dared to eat grass. So i picked up a handfull.. and... it tasted... kinda.. KINDA.. GOOD
Mom: go touch some grass Timmy.
Timmy: *eats grass*
thank all the florida men who did this for our information
this makes me _not_ want to touch grass...
Huge respect to the person for eating grass for this video o7
Imma turn in a grass type Pokemon after this
Can you do "what if you turned into get stick bugged lol"
When I was in first grade me and my friend would just eat grass for recess
I really like the stories before
Dunno if this a coincidence but uh, when I was 6, I ate grass off my school field. I had appendicitis the following day 😳😳
But why would you pick grass to eat...and why uncooked?! There are so many weeds like dandelions that are just as good for you as spinach, acorns(must be soaked first), rosehips are great for vitamin C, etc.
Edit to add, there are lots of edible bugs too, just saying!
can you tell me which video to make for you?
grass is tasty
@CreeperInfamousIsNotMe yes🥰😍🤩🤪
Yes lol like this video really make something called as "Crop Farming" didn't even exist! But yeah this is just a video to tell a bit of what happens if we ate grass... Nothing too serious about it
i have an idea: timeline: what if you touch grass
0.0025 seconds later you faint
0.5 seconds later the universe explodes
@@vincent1023 BHAAHHAHAHAH THATS SO TRUE THATS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING THEY SAY
One time my classmates ate grass! 😮
this story of man is he was just chilling on the internet and then later someone said go touch grass for no reason now this
This brings "go touch some grass" to a whole new level
"Go touch a lot off grass with your stomach"
My friend eats grass but she doesn’t say anything about it she ate grass alot
How my Shetland pony in my profile picture has managed this is beyond me. She eats grass all the time.😂😂. I might show this to her lol.
I did a tiny bit before
Cows: ay man why y'all stealing my food u hoomans have ur own food
I was about to go outside, and then I saw this video
what happens if you keep on eating sand ? Bc a boy likes to eat sand
I tried to eat grass but the tough chewing didn’t allow me to
How does he or she do this
people: go eat grass
Them:
Entitled Catherine's favorite food!
Childish Dave,Annette,Brian and Emma hate it with a passion...
So that's where the "eat grass" meme came from!
I was playing ghost of tsushima and the enemy's 2 solider said to me that they ate grass for 3 days they eat gras now this happen to dem ig 💀
i eat leaf when i was little